#be so serious

[malewife-of-waterdeep]

I know this cringefail loser (affectionate) did not just waste my last lock-pick rolling TWO nat 1’s in a row. Don’t piss me off Astarion 😐

[dorcasmckinnonn]

fym percy protects annabeth?? annabeth once decked a kid for making fun of him. she was thirteen.

[nartml]

Httyd 2 Hiccup, after defeating a guy who can mind control dragons to do his bidding, and who made Toothless kill his dad: "We are the voice of peace, and bit by bit we will change the world. You see, we have something they don't. Oh, sure, they have armies, and they have armadas, but we have...our dragons!"

THW Hiccup, after defeating a goofy Viggo-rip off in a hilariously easy battle, no casualties suffered: "Eh, yeah, nvm boys. Time to pack it up, the world fr is too dangerous for dragons rn, we'll have to take a raincheck on our so-far incredibly successful revolution and cross our fingers people will just magically become accustomed to the dragons, which I've made disappear off the face of the earth"

[sainthowlzon]

Some of yall are so silly goofy theorizing that Damien and the rest of the DAMN squad would have some bias against Laskos listener for being a water elemental. Mr "let's dismantle DAMN's systematic prejudices against humanborns, demons & vampires" DAMIEN, would totally secretly hate Laskos listener for being a water elemental. 🙄

Be so fr rn

[borderlinebelle]

If mental health has you or someone you love by the NECK my haphazard garbage content might be for you.

video is like 1 min long, don’t panic.

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DOING MY WACK TAXES EP 2 IS UP NOW…

also I fight a bug I guess?

SUBSCRIBE! I can only really post when my brain allows so it’s sporadic. Sorry.

[fearandhatred]

was no one going to tell me that aziraphale literally says "don't go" after crowley leaves i'm so ill

[mikeslawyer]

i don't think byler is gonna be endgame

not because i hate it or anything but i don't think a mainstream media will willingly put a gay couple in their show esp when it started straight

itll feel forced, like they're just pleasing one certain demographic now and not making a good show

this isn't heartstopper

i disagree. i’ve answered this exact question a million times before but to keep it short: not giving us a byler endgame would be not making a good show. not only would it very much just picture the queer (main!) character aka will literally going through hell just to not get his happy ending, but it’d also leave a lot of plots unfinished. mike’s behaviour throughout the seasons literally makes no sense if he’s not written as queer. the push and pull with will? the arguments that feel like breakups? the the best thing i’ve ever done speech? his inability to say i love you to his actual girlfriend unless he’s literally looking at will and has his hand on his shoulder? the entire van scene?

they’re gonna tie up the loose ends, this isn’t supernatural.

also, frankly, it’s a really weird point. ‘this isn’t heartstopper’ as if queerness only exists in this little happy bubble and can’t be shown as a complex and heartbreaking trope. i recommend watching young royals. and expanding your film targets, heartstopper isn’t the only queer show to have ever been made.

[quick-catton]

You don't know Barry and Anthony personally so you shouldn't refer to them by just their first names. It's too intimate and also rude. I've met them quite a few times so I know the difference

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[mymp3]

tell me you've only read the persona wiki without telling me you've read the persona wiki

[flyers-deactivated]

“they’re not playing with enough energy and you have to wonder why” like do you tho ??

[taintandviolent]

WHAT?????

THAT WAS THE ENDING OF THE SHOW???

[sainthowlzon]

For the record since this is somehow still coming up

Caelum is canonly 25.

He, like all the voiced Redacted characters, is a full grown adult. In fact as a daemon he was never a child at any point after coalescing in the well

He and Damien are literally the same age

I dont personally ship Caelum with anyone, but it is wild that yall keep head canoning him as a little kid & go off on people who stick to canon and dont

Stop infantilizing these grown ass characters, ur being so much creepier than u realize

[honeybleed]

the amount of plagiarism i’m seeing lately??? do u lots have no shame 😭😭😭

[ladydisofdurin]

tv show! percabeth payoff is gonna be amazing

[kitkatpancakestack]

🔥 wait pls tell us your opinions on pulp

We as a society have developed to be able to filter the pulp from our juice. We exorcised the devil's seed. Why go backwards. And how you gonna sit across from me at the table and chew your drink. Be so serious with me rn