#bear peen

[tubesock86]

steddie fic opinions (bc I feel like yelling into the void)

things I ADORE and think are silly

when they call the kids “ankle-biters” “gremlins” “menaces” and other increasingly insane nickname

virgin Eddie !! (I just think it makes sense!!)

Steve liking Eddie’s flirting but being endlessly confused by it (WAIT YOU WERE ACTUALLY FLIRTING WITH ME?)

Eddie making sure Steve knows that he’s not actually stupid (he’s still a himbo but he’s good at strategy and noticing little details u guys)

both being pathetic loser boys

Mike hating that Eddie is into Steve

Steve teaching Eddie how to kiss

Making REALLY silly jokes and silly noises during sex [honk honk, bazooka noise, using peen as a microphone “is this thing on?”]

things I HATE that make me wanna YELL

when either of them ARE TOO DAMN SMOOTH AND SLICK,, these are two pathetic cringey losers !!! We’ve seen how Steve flirts!! He’s confident BUT he sings little songs and makes jokes and blusters through being embarrassed!! And Eddie is so easily jump-scared and he’s clumsy and does silly voices!! THEYRE NOT COOL!!!!!

when Steve is SO motherly,, like dude has big brother energy,, he cares a lot BUT he’s constantly complaining about getting stuck with the kids and we only see him having heart to hearts with Dustin for the most part

when Robin is too mean to Steve,, they neg on each other for SURE but she doesn’t genuinely insult him

when Robin isn’t in the fic at all!!! booooo wrongggg

when they randomly make Nancy a HUGE bitch just for the sake of jealousy,, like HUH??? she’s not into Steve anymore !!!

when Steve and Eddie are super cuddly sugary sweet coochy coo baby talkers that do insane pda and sit on top of each other in FRONT of the kids,,, like they should be more often shoving laughing and tickling each other INSTEAD OF babying each other and calling each other “pookie bear” and “kitten” and straddling each other during a dnd session JEEZ (I realize some people may be against this one lol) (I just think it’s very ooc!!)

Steve being really really shy and stuttery and insecure,, bro definitely has trauma and issues and I’m on board with the shitty parents parade,, but we’ve never seen Steve act like this!!

anyway,,, feel free to add more fic opinions !!

[seat-safety-switch]

Like any honest, well-adjusted human being, I've often had reason in my life to daydream about owning my own 1,600-ton sheet metal press. I don't want to have to go to the junkyard for a fourth time this weekend just because I forgot the passenger door is also rusted out.

Why should the automakers have all the fun? Sure, they have millions upon millions of dollars, whereas I have about fifteen bucks in my wallet. They have enormous facilities capable of serving the mechanical and electrical demands of such an intense machine, and I have a motorcycle gas tank on my kitchen table because there's simply nowhere else to put it. Automakers can source kilometers-long rolls of precision-engineered high-strength steel, and I think I might be able to weld some stolen road signs together with enough advance notice. This, it turns out, is all details compared to the big problem with setting up my own autobody foundry in my backyard: the noise.

Yes, friends. Like in many well-meaning jurisdictions all across this once-great land, the bigwigs at City so-called Hall have decided to stick their noses where they don't belong. Regulating that residential neighbourhoods are not allowed to operate massive industrial machinery in the backyards is against what the founding motherfathers intended when they stole this country from the people who were already living there. Back then, people made wagon wheels in their backyard. They didn't have the luxury of going on RockAuto and ordering them from a distant trading partner, somewhere that they still built things.

What am I saying? We need to shake up government in this country. I envision a world in which the government pays you to punch out new tailgates for a 1993 F-150, immaculate bumperettes for a Valiant, and rust-free patch panels for Escorts. They will tell you it can't be done, which is even more proof that we need to go do it ourselves. If you manage to find someone willing to back this political project, send them by my house. I'll be there all weekend trying to figure out where the Princess Auto warranty on $10 hydraulic bearing presses and $3 ball-peen hammers becomes invalid.

[watermelonsugacry]

https://www.tumblr.com/finexbright/718218068573241344/absolute-penis-harry-styles-love-on-tour

How H can’t say the word ‘dick’ so he says peen peen/penis…whereas y/n says the word dick all the time…she would definitely tease him about this every time and laugh out loud whenever he says the P word!!!!😂😂😂😂

Potty Mouth

A/N: this just turned into a "yn cursing/being herself on stage for 5 minutes straight" video compilation

GENRE: 1d!yn, married!ynrry

SINCE 2010 masterlist

"Hiya, love. What's yeh name? Katrina? Katrina, your sign says my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend." YN presses her tongue against the inside of her cheek and she squints her eyes in contemplation as the stadium full of fans let out a "oof!"

"Are yeh still with him? Yes. Ok. Huh? You don't know what to do. And you want my advice. Okay, Katrina here it is," She leans forward, resting a hand on her knee to help get her point across. "Fookin' dump his ass. And that so-called best friend of yours."

...

"Dublin! How are you lads feeling tonight--oh shit!" YN's arms flail out beside her as she almost trips over a stuffed bear that was thrown out on the catwalk. She continues her walk with a laugh, looking over her shoulder at the item in question.

"Damn, I almost ate shit for a second. Anyways..."

...

When YN sings Only Angel, she passes by a fan who holds up a sign that reads YN, let me have your man!

She gives the fan a playful curl of her lip and flips them off before she walks off laughing with a shake of her head.

...

"And I just want to say how incredibly grateful I am for everyone here tonight-"

YN's eyebrows shoot up when the crowd begins to scream out of nowhere. She takes out one of her in-ears to try to hear if she missed something. It isn't until she looks behind herself to the massive screens on stage when it finally clicks. A woman in the midst of the sea of fans shamelessly holds a sign above her head that reads MOMMY!

YN looks back to the audience again, putting a hand above her eyes to try to spot the source. Once she makes contact with the fan, she casually says, "I'm right here, baby. Did y'need something?"

...

"Yeah, I would love to do a shot with you."

As soon as the words leave her mouth, the stadium full of fans erupts in excited screams. YN crouches down at the edge of the stage and gets passed the plastic cup the fan brought.

"Huh? 'What do you mean how do we do this?'" She chuckles at the bashful girl at the barricade. "You just shoot it back, love. Is this your first time?"

The entire stadium lets out a collective 'awww' when the massive screens on stage display how the girl nods with a mix of excitement and nervousness written all over her face.

"Wha's yeh name, beautiful? Lilly? Lyla? Lyla, okay. Shot virgin, huh? Don't worry Lyla, I'm a gentle lover." YN throws her a wink and she doesn't think the fan's face can get any redder. She raises her cup, the fan following suit, "Salud!"

...

"Well, that's fookin' huge," YN says, blinking in disbelief when a fan in the crowd shows her the big 1D logo tattooed on his arm. But she's quickly leaning back with a smile tugging on her lips when the fans begin to scream out from the double meaning of her words.

"Alright, gets your mind out of the gutters. Yeh nasties!"

...

"Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to our very special guest for tonight. He's an indie artist, probably never heard of him before, very underground artist. Please give it up for my husband, Mister Harry Edward Styles!"

The stadium goes absolutely crazy, screaming at the top of their lungs before she could even finish the small introduction. Harry walks out onto the stage with a wave of his hand as he holds his microphone with the other. He gives his wife her favorite dimpled smile of his before he pulls her in for a hug.

He blows the audience a kiss before putting a hand over his heart as he mouths the words 'thank you so much' as they continue to go crazy. He even lets out a bashful laugh as they continue to scream their heads off.

"Okay. Alright, alright," YN playfully scolds. "Calm yeh fookin' tits."

...

While YN has a finger to her lips the other tries to get the crowd to settle down and be as silent as possible. Somewhere in the massive sea of fans, a girl screams out I fucking love you, YN!

"I love you, too but shut up."

...

"I just have one question, Norway." The audience can't see what the little item she picked up from the floor is, but they erupt when the concert cameras show her holding up a condom packet in the air. "Who the fook threw this? I'm a married woman, leave me alone!"

"Whot? It's for me to give to Harry?" She turns the packet around in her hand to read the back. "No, it's too small for him anyways," She says before tossing it back to the crowd.

Before she can get out another word, YN can't hold back her laughter when the fans scream out at her comment. She puts her hands on her knees as her eyes squeeze close with a scrunch of her nose. Eventually, it becomes too much for her as she drops to her knees and lies down on the stage floor holding her stomach.

...

"San Jose, I have a confession that I need to share with all of you. Literally since the show started, I've been needing to take a massive fookin' piss."

...

As soon as she finished singing her song and the lights went back to normal, YN quickly makes her way down to the side of the stage to read a fan's sign that caught her attention earlier.

"Hello! Hi. So you have a fun sign. It says Your husband called my boyfriend an 'absolute penis' the other night."

The two girls in question get displayed on the massive screens behind YN. They hold up their phones by their heads as they record the interaction.

"Well, let me just clarify a couple of things before yeh start to spread these false accusations," YN laughs, putting a hand up as she begins her little rant. She holds up her index finger, "First of all, I was at that show and my husband didn't directly call yeh boyfriend a 'penis,' okay? So calm yehself. Second of all, the only reason he even alluded to calling your man a 'penis' and didn't call him...the other word, was because our mums were there."

"Everyone, please make some noise for me mum, my mother-in-law, and Harry who they're all here tonight!" She happily points to the section at the corner of the massive pit full of fans reserved for family and friends. In the center of a team of security guards, her family can be seen happily waving back.

Anne blows kisses to her daughter-in-law, alternating her hands with each one. Penny jumps up and down, both of her arms straight up in the air as she waves her hands excitedly. And her husband sticks his fingers in the corners of his mouth as he blows out a whistle loud enough to be heard from her spot on the massive stage.

"Which brings me to me third and final point: this is my show yeh? So then I just have one simple question to ask you, lovely lady. Is yeh boyfriend being an absolute dick?" A sly smirk makes its way onto YN's lips when the crowd goes wild.

"No? Good. Well, if he ever is, let me know and I'll kick his ass meself."

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[toastful]

A Poem Dedicated to Mr Cas and Mr Dean

(AN: I have never seen an episode of Supernatural, but you all are making a big fuss over these two gay men. I feel moved by their love. Here’s a poem I wrote on the fly, enjoy.)

Dean and Cas

Cas and Dean

Two who love each other and each others peens

One angel, one man

They both look white so they might have trouble getting a tan

Their love is Supernatural

In this relationship, they’re is no need for big naturals

Just two men in love

Their tragedy made from the tears of doves

They say it’s not subtext, but clear text.

A love as clear as day, will they ever have butt sex?

It’s ok to be gay

Their love was so strong, it brought the queen to the end of her days

Menace to the monarchy, this Dean and Cas

Two hearts connected, with a love for each others ass

Class

Mass

Pass

Mash

Cas

And Dean

(I have not known these men for long, but I feel their love. Deep inside me. It’s almost too much to bear. This poem is dedicated to their love. If you don’t like it then piss off! I’m sorry you can’t appreciate real art when you see it! I will never watch an episode of Supernatural. I still think Cas and Dean are the greatest couple of 21st Century media. And you can fight me on that. Or don’t. Because I’m right)

[theloveinc]

i love it when u talk about shinsou. like ur brane is just cooking up some wonderful stuff about this man……

not TO TOOT MY OWN HORN too much, BUT... yeah my Shinso really is the best. Or rather, I should say, one of them.

Something absolutely ferocious about him when he is depicted as beefy and stern but squishy as a gummi bear on the inside. Literally incapable of smiling but can't ever be mean to you, either (unless you're in trouble and he's worriedddd). Thick hands, even thicker heart that just bleeds and bleeds and bleeds for you and only you, HE'D LITERALLY JUST DIE IF THAT'S WHAT U ASKED HIM TO DO. Pine for one billion years if you didn't love him back.

He's gotta be kinda pathetic tho, too. Not in a... lame way, but like: his bed has one sheet on it kind of way, and there's only ketchup in his fridge... like, he sees no reason to pull himself together unless it's you who's asking (he does take care of his cat, though. I really do love a cat man more than anything).

AND SHINSO STILL GETS KINDA JITTERY touching you, at least those first few months. He's so realistic, he's like: "oh I know they can't be chased away that easily har har," but then he's kissing you and he's so scared there's a chance one day it might stop that his heart is hurting and he's making it all intense for no reason. And as you end up closer and closer together on his bed, your knee moving to straddle his lap, YES HIS LEG IS BOUNCING IT'S SO AJSDGLAJKSHFJKAHFKJAHFKJNJKHKJFHADLJKFHA and he keeps trying to distract you from looking at him too hard.

He has to blow your mind w/ that peen of his to make himself feel better about the whole thing. Like why are you hurting all day the next day for no reason and he's acting like nothing happened (except he doesn't brush his hair still asjkdfhjk).

Anyway I could go on fucking FORVER about this guy I want him 20 feet up in my guts immediately I would have 1000s of his children but he barely even wants two I NEED TO USE HIS HERO MONEY TO DONATE TO CHARITY AND HE WOULDN'T EVEN STOP ME.

Thank you, anon!!

[symmage]

Whimsy Bit #6-Venting Session

Nothing much happened on this day. Emily mainly sat around the house. Night approached, and she had the place to herself for a bit, so she took advantage of the time to take a warm bath. Still wrapped in a towel, she sat downstairs to read one of her favorite books.

Just as she finished a quick chapter and was headed back to her bedroom, she was startled by Brant, who had just returned from hanging out with some gym friends at Club Calico. Brant's stay was steadily coming to a close tomorrow, and as much as Emily enjoyed his company, this little moment made her miss her privacy. I mean...it's a good thing she hadn't walked downstairs in the nude.

Emily could tell Brant had been drinking; the smell was on his breath, and his cheeks blushed. He felt the need to apologize for Supriya's accusations...again...and thanked her for helping him with his dilemma for the umpteenth time...then he mumbled some other gibberish that she couldn't make out.

Suddenly, he eagerly wrapped his arms around her in a tight embrace. She was slightly embarrassed about being in a towel before him but still reciprocated his bear hug.

Emily attempted to usher him upstairs to go to bed, but Brant's demeanor suggested that he needed a sit-down talk. So, Emily went upstairs to change into some clothes (that I'll be updating soon because girly has been sporting these same clothes for a while now) and returned downstairs. She saw him sitting pitifully on the couch, his face overcome with tears.

Emily: "Brant...what's up? You were so happy just a few minutes ago..." Brant: *sighs* "Em, I know I'm making the right decision, but I'm just so worried about how big the change will be in our relationship." Emily: "What do you mean? Are you having second thoughts?"

Brant: "What if...what if he meets someone else?" Emily: "Now why do you think he would do that?" Brant: "I don't know. He will be in another region of the world without me...around sophisticated and artsy sims in Windenburg. It's right up Brent's alley." Emily: "Yeah...but it's only temporary, remember? Once the business trip is over, he'll be right back home with you and Rosie!"

Emily: "Besides, distance makes the heart grow fonder...right?"

Brant, a strong and loveable figure, now looked like a wounded puppy. Just days ago, he was adapting to fully supporting Brent's upcoming travels with his renowned art group, Painterly Spirits. But the alcohol had a way of amplifying the reality of Brent's three-month business trip to Windenburg and Britechester, making it even more challenging to accept. The two were inseparable, except when they were working.

-I take it that Brant chose to stay with Emily to get a feel of how things would be without Brent. Could he adjust? It was doable at first, but he started to get anxious and miss him as time approached.

Brant: "Em, how can I just send my husband off for THAT LONG and pretend I'm fine?! I-I might as well wrap his cute a$$ into an aesthetically pleasing gift wrapping with sparkles and hand him over to the next hunky artist he's bound to see over there!"

Emily: "My goodness, Brant! Why would you think Brent could be so easily swayed by another?" Brant: "I don't know! I'm just thinking out loud..and irrationally..." *hic*

Emily was taken aback by Brant's insecurity about Brent's faithfulness. She hadn't had the opportunity to hang with Brent herself, but she'd seen the pair together before, just in passing, and they were always very loving to each other. He mustn't have always felt this way.

But seriously, in the end, she blamed it on the alcohol making him this delusional. How much did he have to drink tonight? Geez.

Emily: "How about this. Let's get your mind off freaking out about Brent finding new overseas peen. I think we should go to the nearby plaza to do some shopping. We can get some new clothes and do whatever you want to ease your mind? How does that sound?" Brant: "Yea...YEA! Sounds fun! Let's do it."

Brant: "Now that I'm thinking about it, let's go to that barber shop there too! I haven't done anything different with my hair in so long! You know, the puffy pompadour swoop has become my signature. Maybe I should switch it up?" Emily: "Hmmm...your pompadour does look good on you, but if you want to, let's see if you can find something else to frame that handsome face of yours."

The pair separated and headed upstairs to their beds.

Feeling pleased with letting out his frustrations in his drunken state, Brant yawned loudly and collapsed into bed. Hopefully, he can sleep off the hangover.

Finally, Emily was able to go to bed herself. Quickly pulling the covers over her, she sunk into the comforts of her mattress and cold pillow. Tomorrow would be a fun day, and she wanted to make sure Brant returned home to his love with new confidence in not just himself but also in the resilience of their marriage.

-Good night yall... or morning...whatever time it is for you when you read this 😄

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[getinthehandbasket]

Stucky Fic recs for GFFA

@gffa do I have recs for you! Disclaimer: these are *all* coming from my bookmarks, which are absolutely filled with porn and other filth. Feel free to roam there as you please. I know you (probably) won't judge me.

First, we start with individual "fix-it" or "fix-it"-like fics.

everest by mcwho Rating: Explicit 904 words Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Drabble, Dirty Talk, Steve Rogers is Not a Virgin, that last tag undersells it i need something like, Steve Rogers is Fucking Filthy, Name-Calling, Top Steve Rogers, Bottom Bucky Barnes, Multiple Orgasms Summary: Three O's in, and Bucky can’t quite remember which way is up anymore. Or, Steve gives and gives and Bucky takes it.

The Life of Bucky Barnes by stephrc79 Rating: Mature 292,199 words Tags: Fluff and Angst, Domestic Fluff, Gun Violence, Nightmares, Standard Stucky life issues, recovery bucky, post-CATWS, boys being little shits, sorta kinda NSFW, don't even mention the peen, violence against MC, Blood, past mention of mental instability, past mention of wanting death, but that last one is brief, and this is Recovery!Bucky, it's kind of expected, Spiders, mention of spiders, but only for three chapters Summary: The ongoing story behind the pictures from the Instagram The Life of Bucky Barnes. This work is a series of ficlets that tells the story of each picture. As each chapter progresses, it will encompass one or two of the images, how they appear chronologically. These are inspired works for petite-madame with her blessing.

Thank God for PR by Cimorene105 Rating: Explicit 37,886 words 14 works Tags: too many to list Summary: Steve and Bucky make some startling discoveries about each other on live TV. From there, it becomes a happy struggle to fit even more of each other into their daily lives.

Good Boy by triedunture Rating: Explicit 13,473 words Tags: Collars, Dom/sub Play, Multiple Orgasms, Exhibitionism, Body Worship, Master/Pet, Petplay, Hair-pulling, Hair Kink, Bathing/Washing, Praise Kink, Kink Negotiation Summary: Bucky is still adjusting to life with the Avengers, and Steve is willing to do whatever it takes to make him feel comfortable. Increasingly, though, what seems to make him comfortable is strangely intimate.

Surprise, Steve! You're a gentle dom and Bucky wants to be your pretty pet!

A Fucking Written Invitation by chaya, Desdemon Rating: Explicit 9,563 words Tags: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Pepper Potts, Clint Barton, UST, Dubcon Kissing Summary: "Jesus, Steve, I just had to explain to a ninety-something year old ex-killer that it was normal to have dreams and wake up with unusual physical attributes and, and listen, we have to get him a male GP, a, a man, because when I asked him why he hadn't just called her to discuss this he looked at me like I'd suggested he slap her in the face."

Alternate titles: "It's Just You". "Steve Rogers Can't Get a Goddamned Clue". "SSRIs and You". "Steve, Natasha is Going to Hit You". "Buying a Clue". "Steve's Clue-Field is Barren".

(slight tw for a non-con makeout moment.)

i was found and now i don't roam these streets by hipsterchrist Rating: Mature 15,913 words Tags: Bucky Bear, Team Dynamics, Team Bonding, Friendship, Therapy, Hospitals, Medical, Illnesses, Minor Character Death, Child Death, Teddy Bears, New York City, Canon-Typical Violence, Children, Self-Esteem Issues, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Bucky Barnes Feels, Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier Summary: They’ve decided to start producing Bucky Bears again, now that he’s all shiny and redeemed and fighting for good on this big Avengers misfits team. "He has a little shiny gray arm," Bucky says, wiggling the stuffed arm in question, one of the tweaks made in the new model. It takes Steve a second to realize that Bucky’s got a small smile on his face, actually looks a little bit proud around the eyes.

Or, Bucky relearns himself and how to be on a team, the rest of the Avengers try to get answers, and everyone watches too much Criminal Minds.

Handling Wants by eclecticxdetour Rating: Explicit 5,063 words Tags: Rimming, Barebacking, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Bottom Steve Summary: As the asset, desire was nonexistant. As Bucky Barnes, he's unsure how to deal with being allowed to want.

All the First Times by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse) Rating: Mature 9,694 words Tags: Recovery, rebuilding the self, from the ground up, Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier Summary: Bucky starts over and finds new ways to survive.

Next, I offer links to my bookmarks, filtered in various ways:

Bucky/Steve, no other pairings with those two. Includes dark fic, non-fix-it, AUs, etc.

Bucky/Steve, including them in other pairings or OT3s- mostly Steve/Darcy/Bucky in various configurations

All Marvel fics*

All my bookmarks - if you wanna judge me pls do it in your inside-your-head voice lol *the link errored out when I tried to exclude *all* other fandoms that aren't Marvel. If it's still erroring out, let me know and I'll re-include some other fandoms and you can just skip those.

[kultofathena]

Landsknecht Emporium – Gustav Messer with Light Brown Scabbard – Beechwood Grip

Landsknecht Emporium’s Gustav is a shorter, yet wide-bladed Messer in the style of the late 15th and early 16th century; the design takes its features from several related antique Messers coupled with extant period depiction. One of the most characteristic blades for a Messer,  it has a short, yet wide blade with an elegant clip point. The sharp and well tempered blade is hand-ground from 6150/51crv4 high carbon steel and is ideal for powerful, close-quarters chops and vicious slices.

The guard with knuckle bar is crafted from mild steel and the Nagel is a separate piece peened on the other side of the quillon block, as it should be. The quillons are slid upward from the end of the grip with the blade protruding in the bottom. The tang is peened over the steel pommel plate. The handcrafted grip is crafted from two halves of polished Beechwood which are robustly riveted to the thick blade tang for a durable and lasting grip construction.

The sword is paired with a wood core scabbard which is tightly bound in leather and completed with a knotwork-attached suspension of a leather belt with a bronze buckle with brass tongue.

Landsknecht Emporium products aim to have the aesthetics of historical pieces, not the finish of mass-produced items. Each product bears the signs of its making; small tool marks and imperfections, which do not affect the build quality or usability but give each of our pieces its unique character.

[kcyars99]

“The most disrespected person in America is the Black woman. The most unprotected person in America is the Black woman. The most neglected person in America is the Black woman.”—Malcolm X

You nigpenes don’t deserve Megan and I’ll never forgive you for the way she was mistreated by you and for what??? Some lame ahh untalented bald head who peen ain’t that good enough to ride or suck? And I’ll never forgive you for making me be a bigot towards you black nigpenes. I hated on bm for a while because of you nigpenes.

I better not hear crap from none of you if she dates a white man, a woman or she literally chooses the bear

[treetownconfessions]

who busy jorkin their peen haha. #trendy

this is the type of shit disco bear would confidently post on the internet and then wonder why he has no friends

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[sharkneto]

will u tell me your favorite funkiest bones you have encountered. im in the mood to hear about some weirdass bones and I only know one expert

Oh bones! A chance to talk about bones!

My favorite bird humerus belongs to pelicans (so smooth, so white, so elegant) and my favorite mammal humerus is that of the mole. My favorite ulna is that of the turkey vulture (love the bumps where their primary flight feathers attach). Black bears' final phalanx (claw) looks like it has a little smiley face at the base. Manatees have the best ribs, they're so dense, they are incredibly satisfying to hold, have a real heft to them.

My very favorite bone overall though are the sesamoids. Sesamoid bones form in tendons to act as a pully to help reduce stress on heavily used joints. The patella (kneecap) is the largest sesamoid. In most mammals, they form at the base of all the fingers and toes, where digits attach to the palm of the hand or sole of the foot. In humans, we really only get them under our thumb and big toe (but can get them with our other fingers! It's just less common). I just think they're Neat.

A lot of birds have a tiny bone in the back of their eye that cups the optic nerve called the os opticus (distinct and much smaller than the other bone in the bird eye, the sclerotic ring). It looks a little bit like a tiny horseshoe and it's one of my favorite bones in birds.

But if we're talking weird bones, that title is always going to go to the baculum. Who doesn't love a peen bone? But the os penis that takes the cake belongs to pinnipeds. Walrus bacula can be up to two feet long and an inch and a half in diameter. Two feet long! Way to go, fellas.

And we can't talk about bacula without talking about baubella! Baubellum are the homologous structure in females to the baculum in males. I have never in my life managed to find one when I've prepped osteo specimens (they're tiny), but I know they exist and One Day I will successfully find and save it. I will.

Bones!

[izunaposting]

Hi ! You mentioned your toysies in the poll. What toysies do you have izu ?

- my sword :)

- chew toy from my childhood

- polearm

- spiked mace and chain (as pictured)

- uncountable amount of shuriken, kunai, and similar fare

- tangled ball of string i'm working on

- 1994 nokia 232

- hard boiled egg

- cool tanto i found

- bear spray for bears or tobirama

- backup sword

- a folding fan for when i'm feeling frisky and flirty

- ball peen hammer

- deck of cards (missing two for some reason)

[silverheartlugia2000]

Wildling- werecat trevor

too many vampire/werewolf trevor stories. Why not catshifter? he likes climbing/sleeping in trees, avoiding people, and broke a mans leg once for abusing a cat. 

summery-   Trevor wasn't a social butterfly like Sypha or a classy vampire prince like Adrien, despite being born into lordship. Compared to them Trevor lived like a feral alley cat half his life and often acted as such. One day he was alone the next he had two people he might come to call friends.

Still instinct and habit are hard things to hold back for a stray sometimes, even with how much he's come to trust, maybe love the two. Especially when it came to the three key rules to survival.

1 always be ready for a fight whether it be for defense, a place to sleep, or food, letting your guard down could mean death.

2 if you know you can't win a fight, bluff your way out. Half of the time intimidation was more than enough to suffice against an opponent.

3 injuries should be kept hidden at all costs. Injuries and sickness mean weakness. It makes him a target for an easy meal.

-backstory- Not long after the manor was burned, a witch catches him stealing food, it was supposed to be a punishment, she had a reputation after all, but hopefully the mild curse she gives him should help this child survive long enough to fulfill his part in the prophecy. She didn’t know it would take it upon itself to evolve alongside him afterwards. it was never intended to give him a beast form, semi immortality, or let him bear children alongside their wife. 

-They didn’t leave Alucard after Dracula's death, but Trevor ends up called away for a hunt. After coming home and sleeping off injuries for a week Trevor wakes with a sense of foreboding and the smell of strangers. Meanwhile Alucard allows the twins to explore his family's hold. The conflict awakens something within that has started to wake the need to claim what’s his

-the mirror still works. Sypha uses it to fill her travel urges, and to drag Trevor home when he wanders off and gets hurt.

-Trevor is touch starved but also unused to good touches so he still tenses. Does not like being woken up suddenly because of past experiences and may punch or stab because of it. Can NOT sleep easily without a knife or two under his pillow.

-before the fight with the twins it was very subtle, he had slightly sharper senses especially for magic, reflexes, agility, strength, instincts that were more suited to help in his hunts, awareness focused than anything. Had sharp teeth but not unusually so, kitten noises were very subdued and rare, will either sit still for hours or pace relentlessly depending on the situation, still can't help but pee everywhere though.

-the night the twins try to kill Alucard is when it peaks, the second he smells burning flesh, fuck his wounds he runs to Al and pounces on the threat.

-His full form is only slightly taller, still shorter than Al, his claws ears tail come and go while still trying to learn control, very likely to pop up when hes emotional. more noticeable fangs even without shifting, his little ticks get worse, purrs and growls more openly, is slowly getting comfortable with giving hugs and cheek rubs.

-he can get pregnant cause why not? he's still repressing depression about the whole last Belmont thing and the curse takes advantage of it. But it only after Sypha starts playing with the peen book and they double up on their ‘cute kitten’ which a month latter he spends a week wondering where this mild fever came from and why he’s suddenly extra touch starved and attempting to control his hornyness even though they both have suddenly been looking at him like starved dogs, it doesn't help that he's also somehow lost the ability of human language. No one realizes it for a long while until its kind of obvious. 

-Ot3. sypha gets to be semi immortal too cause magic

And yes the witch is catwoman 

This is as far as I got...

Trever was very much like a cat the two observed.

But considering what little he told them about his life when they first explored the hold, it was sort of understandable that a homeless 12 year old lordling would turn feral.

(after they ask about it)

He didn’t blame her for it, Selina had been one of the kinder ones, and only half trained as he was at the time; it was a lesson of caution in itself. 

It had only been a week after the fire. He still smelled of ash no matter how many rivers he dunked into. He had plenty of practice navigating the wilderness, but before there had always been someone with him. Showing him what to do and never without food. A whip wasnt very good for hunting at his current level of skill.

So when he happened across what he thought was an empty house with a garden and dried meats hanging

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Book themed gay porn movies I would like to make:

- The Count of Monte Crisco (fisting)

- James and the Giant Peen (big dick)

- The Nude of Dorian Grey (Daddy/Boy)

- Goldilocks and the Three Bears (Obvi)

- Calculus 2 (hardcore Bdsm cause that shit fucked me up hardcore)

- The Bi-ble (DL guy gets nailed by his 12 best friends)

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How to Use E7018 Welding Electrodes for High-Quality Structural Welds

When it comes to achieving high-quality structural welds, the E7018 welding electrode is a popular choice for many professionals. Its unique characteristics, such as excellent mechanical properties, ease of use, and versatility, make it an ideal solution for structural applications. Whether you’re working on buildings, bridges, or heavy machinery, mastering the E7018 electrode can significantly improve your welding results.

In this guide, we’ll explore the proper techniques for using E7018 electrodes, the benefits of using them for structural welds, and common mistakes to avoid. Let’s dive in!

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What is the E7018 Electrode?

The E7018 is a low-hydrogen, iron powder-coated electrode commonly used for welding mild and medium carbon steels. The “70” in its name refers to the electrode’s tensile strength (70,000 psi), while the “18” denotes its ability to weld in all positions with a low-hydrogen coating that minimizes the risk of cracking.

Why Choose E7018 for Structural Welds?

High tensile strength: E7018 electrodes produce welds with excellent strength, making them suitable for load-bearing structures.

Low hydrogen content: This reduces the risk of hydrogen-induced cracking, which is especially important in thick and high-stress weldments.

Versatility: The E7018 electrode can be used in all positions—flat, vertical, overhead, and horizontal—making it a versatile option for structural work.

Smooth arc and minimal spatter: The arc is easy to control, leading to clean welds with minimal post-weld cleanup required.

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Preparing for Welding with E7018

Dry Storage: E7018 electrodes are sensitive to moisture and should be stored in a rod oven at the manufacturer’s recommended temperature (typically 250°F to 300°F) to prevent moisture absorption. Wet electrodes can lead to porosity and cracking in the weld.

Workpiece Preparation: Clean the metal surfaces to remove dirt, oil, rust, and paint before welding. This helps prevent contamination of the weld.

Correct Electrode Size: Choose the right electrode diameter based on the thickness of the metal and the current range recommended by the manufacturer.

Step-by-Step Guide to Using E7018 Electrodes

1. Set the Right Parameters

Amperage: E7018 electrodes typically run best with a DC power source set to the proper amperage range (80-150 amps for a 3/32” rod, 120-225 amps for a 1/8” rod). Check the electrode packaging for specific recommendations.

Polarity: Use DC+ (Direct Current Electrode Positive) for optimal penetration and bead appearance.

Voltage: Adjust your voltage setting depending on the position of your weld. Higher voltage is needed for overhead or vertical welds to maintain control.

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2. Striking the Arc

Begin by striking the arc using a “scratch” or “tap” method to initiate the weld. Keep the arc length short—around 1/8 inch—for a stable and consistent arc. A shorter arc will produce a smoother bead with better fusion.

3. Travel Speed and Angle

Travel Speed: Maintain a consistent travel speed to ensure the weld bead is neither too thick nor too thin. Too fast of a speed can cause insufficient penetration, while too slow can lead to excessive heat input and potential burn-through.

Angle: Position the electrode at a 10-15 degree angle for flat and horizontal welding. For vertical welds, use a slight upward angle to control the molten pool.

4. Maintain Proper Welding Technique

For a flat or horizontal weld, use a slight weaving motion to create uniform weld beads. In vertical or overhead positions, a stringer bead (straight movement) may be more effective for controlling the weld pool.

5. Peening and Slag Removal

After completing a weld, allow it to cool slightly before peening (lightly hammering the surface) to relieve stress in the weld. Remove slag between passes to prevent contamination of subsequent layers. Proper slag removal ensures better fusion and a cleaner final weld.

E7018 Welding Rod

Common Mistakes to Avoid

Overheating the Electrode: E7018 electrodes can easily overheat if run at too high of an amperage, which can lead to spatter, slag inclusion, and excessive weld pool fluidity.

Improper Arc Length: A long arc length can cause instability in the arc, leading to defects in the weld, such as porosity or lack of fusion.

Neglecting to Preheat: For thicker or highly stressed materials, preheating the base metal may be necessary to prevent cracking during cooling.

Final Thoughts

Mastering the E7018 welding electrode is essential for producing high-quality structural welds that meet industry standards. By following the proper preparation, technique, and post-weld care, you can achieve strong, reliable welds suitable for even the most demanding projects.

Whether you're a seasoned welder or just getting started, the E7018 electrode offers flexibility and reliability, making it a go-to tool for structural welding jobs. With the right knowledge and practice, you can confidently use this electrode to produce durable, professional-grade welds every time.

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spline shaft manufacturers

The Rise of Spline Shaft Manufacturers:

Precision and Efficiency in Modern Engineering Spline shafts are integral components in various machinery and automotive applications, offering precise motion control and torque transmission. The demand for high-quality spline shafts has been rising consistently, with industries ranging from automotive to aerospace relying heavily on these components. As a result, spline shaft manufacturers have become crucial players in the global manufacturing landscape, contributing significantly to advancements in mechanical engineering. Understanding Spline Shafts Spline shafts are mechanical components featuring a series of ridges or teeth on their surface. These ridges are designed to fit into grooves in a mating component, such as a gear or a bearing. The primary purpose of a spline shaft is to transfer torque and rotational motion efficiently while maintaining alignment between the connected parts. This precision makes them ideal for applications requiring high power transmission, such as automotive drivetrains, industrial machinery, and aerospace components. The Role of Spline Shaft Manufacturers Spline shaft manufacturers play a pivotal role in producing these specialized components with high precision and durability. The manufacturing process involves various stages, including design, material selection, machining, heat treatment, and quality inspection. Each step is critical in ensuring the spline shaft meets the required specifications for strength, durability, and performance.Design and Material Selection: The design phase is where spline shaft manufacturers determine the specific dimensions and features required for the application. Material selection is equally important, as different materials offer varying levels of strength, wear resistance, and corrosion resistance. Common materials used in spline shafts include alloy steels, stainless steels, and other high-strength materials that can withstand harsh operating conditions

.Machining and Manufacturing: Advanced machining techniques such as hobbing, broaching, and grinding are employed to create the spline profiles with precision. Spline shaft manufacturers utilize CNC (Computer Numerical Control) machines to achieve the tight tolerances necessary for these components. This precision ensures that the spline shaft fits perfectly with its mating part, reducing wear and improving efficiency

Heat Treatment and Surface Finishing: To enhance the strength and wear resistance of spline shafts, manufacturers often subject them to heat treatment processes such as carburizing, nitriding, or induction hardening. Surface finishing processes like shot peening or coating may also be applied to improve the shaft's surface hardness and resistance to corrosion.

Quality Control and Testing: Spline shaft manufacturers implement rigorous quality control measures to ensure that each shaft meets the required specifications. Testing methods such as dimensional inspection, hardness testing, and surface finish evaluation are conducted to guarantee the quality and reliability of the spline shafts

Importance of Choosing the Right Spline Shaft

Manufacturers Selecting the right spline shaft manufacturers is crucial for ensuring the success and longevity of your machinery and equipment. A reputable manufacturer will have the expertise, technology, and quality control processes necessary to produce spline shafts that meet the highest industry standards. By partnering with experienced spline shaft manufacturers, you can benefit from components that offer superior performance, reduced maintenance, and longer service life. The Future of Spline Shaft Manufacturing The demand for spline shafts is expected to grow as industries continue to advance and innovate. Spline shaft manufacturers are constantly improving their processes and technologies to meet the evolving needs of their customers. With advancements in materials science, precision machining, and quality control, the future of spline shaft manufacturing looks promising.

In conclusion,

spline shaft manufacturers play a vital role in the engineering world, providing essential components that drive efficiency and performance across various industries. Their expertise and dedication to quality ensure that the spline shafts they produce meet the demanding requirements of modern machinery and applications. As technology continues to advance, the role of spline shaft manufacturers will only become more critical in shaping the future of industrial and automotive engineering.