#beef noises

[tanigakis-big-titties]

Same energy

[captain-grumpy-pants]

Post apocalyptic porn site ad: "zombies got you down? These boys will get you up!" Or something

[based-orochimaru]

[bugsoda]

cannot wait for fall when i can make good hearty STEW

i fuckin love stew

[quirkle2]

[zombie au] i likethem a lot

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

holy shit you listen to HISS yet cause damn

HISS gave me an idea Diane doesn't have a Green Goblin she has a Pink Goblin and it's just Nicki Minaj on a flying saucer being a huge ass hater

And it's like Norman Osborn and Green Goblin except it's her and Roman Zolankski

Hobies like 'why your Goblin call you Bigfoot?? 🤨😐'

Diane's like 'Don't ask.'. Cause she's had to deal with this hoe for the past four days straight

Pink Goblin start rapping Diane be like 'Stop stop DO NOT start rapping Girl I'll surrender just stop talking'

[xekstrin]

You don’t realize how fucked up your back is until you get into a massage chair and let it beat the shit out of you

[going-to-superhell]

I want to be temporarily adopted by a whale

[pastaxandria]

The Red Thread: Chapter 151

The Library of Pastaxandria has recorded for its shelves: Chapter 150 of The Red Thread.

Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Chapter Summary:

Matt growled and rolled over. You lifted yourself up just enough that he could flop over onto his stomach and grumpily mash his face into your pillow.

“Goodbye, my cuddly Matt-delion,” you sang, leaning down to plant a kiss on the back of his neck. “And hello, my grouchy, growly Devil. I knew that’d get you.”

He grunted, shoving his face further into your pillow to hide his scowl.

Or: in which Matt is grumpy and territorial about Eli coming over, and coffee is yet again a battleground.

Wordcount: 6.8k

Warnings for this chapter: some scent marking but that’s abooooout it

Read me on AO3 because that’s where penguins hang out

[ask-gorgonzolatheclown]

How does it feel to be working at THE peppino’s pizza?? 🎤

" Well golly it's pretty nice I gotta admit! I'll be honest I didn't think I'd be cut out for something like this, I am an entertainer after all, but it turns out that being a cashier is pretty easy! Of course it has its moments but I love interacting with people! "

" I'm sorry, could ya hold that thought for me? "

[communistkenobi]

I’m sorry mutuals but aragorn is mid to me. I feel nothing when I look at him. when I saw him in a gifset just now I had to google his name bc I forgot it

[tanigakis-big-titties]

Uggghhhh my friend just finished reading golden kamuy and we were talking about Koito and Tsukishima and like...

What if Koito actually had fully betrayed Tsurumi and gone on his own path and Tsukishima was forced to choose between Tsurumi who he's been so obsessively loyal to for all these years and Koito who he's grown so close to in their time spent together? He's so loyal to Tsurumi but his clear soft spot for Koito shows through several times before the ending of the manga and the ending where he decides to follow Koito is so cathartic

Part of me says he would break his loyalty to Tsurumi and follow Koito but part of me wants the angst of him refusing to go with Koito and the feelings of regret from it, and the two of them having to rebuild their relationship after the ending of the series

[captain-grumpy-pants]

Professional wrestling is just the masc version of RuPaul's drag race

[saisuta-art]

I can't believe I still haven't drawn decent Pizza Tower fanart so here's my two fave guys!!!!! It was actually pretty fun to draw them hehehehhehe

[aleprouswitch]

One thing I've noticed during my time on the local Chattanooga noise scene is that most artists like collaborating with other artists and forming these little incestuous side-projects. Everybody plays with everybody else and at times, what you think is a totally new act on a bill is really just the same dudes under a different name.

I've been thinking about this ever since a friend of mine looped me into this mega-project he's putting together. It started out as just 4 - 5 people, but he keeps adding parts and recruiting more and more artists, and it's turning into the damn Mahavishnu Orchestra of East Tennessee. Frankly I'm kind of overwhelmed by it, not to mention that dude is already booking studio time for all of us.

Perhaps I'm too much of an introvert, but I really do prefer having my own stand-alone project and working by myself. As mentioned, my own debut album is going to be top priority this year, and anything that interferes with that will be relegated to the back burner. I'm putting myself above others in an artistic sense, and I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.

I have a desire in me to get a full-length release out under my own name, something written by me, performed by me, recorded by me, and only recruiting outside help for recording vocals and the mixing/mastering process. The friend of mine putting this mega-project together volunteered to help with recording, but I'm still going to try and do a bulk of it on my own.

Maybe I'm stubborn. I don't know. I just want this album to be me.

[dougielombax]

This beef Wellington is so raw that it’s still telling Gordon Ramsay to fuck off!