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royalarchivist · 2 months
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Jaiden: Oh my goodness– WHOA! Whoa– wait– you can't– who's– Well who's this, Bobby? Who's this??? You can't have other Eggs on– you can't have Eggs in- in your– [Bobby breaks the bed] Oh!
Roier: [Laughs] No Bobby, who is that?
Jaiden: Bobby has a girlfriend already? You can't sleep in the same bed as this other Egg!
Roier: Bobby, is this your girlfriend? [Laughs]
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A small misunderstanding during the first day of the QSMP Egg event.
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Roier: A... a bed. No?
Jaiden: Oh, do we? Does– do you want a bed or do you want a little nest, maybe...?
Roier: Do you want a bed, do you want–
[Bobby places a bed down, which has his Egg model in it already]
Roier: [Laughs in surprise] What? WHAT!
Jaiden: Oh my goodness– WHOA! Whoa– wait– you can't– who's– Well who's this, Bobby? Who's this???
Roier: No, who is this?
Jaiden: You can't have other Eggs on– you can't have Eggs in- in your– [Bobby breaks the bed] Oh!
Roier: [Laughs] No Bobby, who is that?
Jaiden: Bobby has a girlfriend already? You can't sleep in the same bed as this other Egg!
Roier: Bobby, is this your girlfriend? [Laughs]
[Bobby wiggles]
Jaiden: Twins? No wait– no twins, not twins! Girlfriend...?
Roier: Bobby, you're not old enough to have a girlfriend, Bobby. You're too little! No! [Chuckles] He can't have a girlfriend, he's too young.
Jaiden: I don't think– [Laughs] I don't think we were ready for– for this already! Already Bobby having girls over...
Roier: No... No Bobby...
Jaiden: Bobby, what– You grow up so fast, Bobby!
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1rabbitdaily · 1 year
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🐇 Apr 10 2023
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livelaughlovefootball · 6 months
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happy april 1, to all who celebrate!
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siblingshowdown · 1 year
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Masterpost
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Full Bracket/Round One Links
Round 1 Section A
Round 1 Section B
Round 1 Section C
Round 1 Section D
Round Two Full Bracket
Round Three Full Bracket
Quarter-Finals
Semi-Finals
Third Place poll
Finals
Second Choice Siblings poll
Eliminated on a Technicality poll
Missed Opportunities poll
WINNER’S POST
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In a SHOCKING revelation, Shigesato Itoi has recently confirmed that this character's name is, in fact, Ness! I can't believe we finally have a name to his face!
(This post is a joke! Do not spread as fact!)
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pe4nutastic · 6 months
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Old Giegue Art Redraw-Adjacent
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Dialogue in both images: No. I think that someone naming their human child "Porky" is the saddest thing that I have ever heard.
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quillandrapier · 9 months
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In the most loving way do ghosts fans know how pregnancy works?
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megatraven · 1 year
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what if i do alex month again next april. i could just do that. i can't be stopped
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britneyshakespeare · 1 year
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i think reading the first three shakespeare henriad plays back-to-back-to-back has broken my brain for the last three months
#and i read shakespeare's book: the making of the first folio (2023) by chris laoutaris in between r2 and 1h4....#april may and june have been highly shakespearean months for me#i haven't read as much shakespeare in recent years as i had been when i first received the riverside shakespeare so i was feeling#some kind of way. wanted to make up for it.#i always tried to read at least one play a year#but now i have a problem. i've read 20 plays and 7 of the plays i have read are english histories#which is too high of a number for my liking. THE HISTORIES HAVE BROKEN MY BRAIN!!!!!!#tales from diana#i have only read five (5!!) of the proper comedies#7 comedies if you count romances as comedies#oh god. i need to do smth about that number#perhaps i should read a comedy before i go onto henry the fifth even though i reallyam looking forward to it....#that's like everyone's favorite play in the henriad seemingly#idk this series as been really good so far#i think richard ii might still be my favorite but henry iv part 1 had some really great moments too#henry iv part 2 was a bit slow in the beginning but it had a great ending#i also realized i haven't read a proper tragedy since 2020 lol. w king lear#i honestly barely remember king lear... i should watch a production of it soon#idk i read king lear in the beginning of the pandemic so that's fogged up w WEIRD memories and. idk#i should probably reread it someday but right now there's just so much else i want to get to read first#king lear wasn't my favorite when i was reading it but that might've just been. hard to get into bc of the state of the world#i did in fact read it bc shakespeare wrote it during the plague but. that was not of comfort. to say the least#i told myself i'd take at least a month after finishing henry iv part 2 to read other things that ive been slacking on#particularly other plays. i have a lot of drama i want to read that is NOT shakespeare. i do. i do have other playwrights i like#gonna start by reading some plays from my norton anthology of drama and just. kick back
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masteroffakesmiles · 2 years
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Can't stand clickbaity thumbnails on Youtube. ESPECIALLY on April Fool’s.
like, EX-friggin-CUUSE ME for expecting something good to happen that hasn't happened in YEARS. 
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chompe-diem · 2 years
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y’all at this rate i’ll be caught up to main campaign stuff by maybe mid-april??? huge
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I ended up falling asleep and woke up to the dates of JEE 2023. Congratu-fricking-lations to me
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mihotose · 4 months
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the abridged story they edited together for the intermission in hasu 1st is so funny i forgor sayaka got so depressed over hurting tsuzuri's feelings sje went and sat on a bench in the rain
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rabbitcruiser · 6 months
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Terry Fox dipped his artificial leg in the Atlantic Ocean at St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador, and began running his “Marathon of Hope” (April 12, 1980) towards the Pacific Ocean at Vancouver, British Columbia, to raise funds across Canada for cancer research.
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for the new year, i have decided to make a couple edits and additions to the almighty Calendar. happy 2024.
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Second Week of May: Eurovision
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS (at least the ones i celebrate)
Every Monday: Garfield Hates Mondays
Every Tuesday: Tom Servo Tuesday
Every Wednesday: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
Every Saturday: Sea Slug Saturday
Every Sunday: Energy Sword Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 1: Copyright Expiration Day
January 8: Spiders Georg Day
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 18: Bug Race
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
ALSO All of February: Femslash February
February 3: WOE, VANILLA EXTRACT BE UPON YE
February 13: Galentines Day
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
ALSO June 5: RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD
June 12: Another Homestuck Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
June 22: Summerween
All of July: Disability Pride Month
July 11-13: Dashcon Anniversary
July 20: Moon Landing
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 11: Mole Interest Monday
September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: People Draw A Lot Month? (so many names)
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist Day
October 13: Treat Yo' Self
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
November 19: Goncharov
November 29: HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 12: Hawaii Part 2
December 23: Christmas Adam
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
ALSO December 24: Cabinet Man Day
December 27: Porn Ban Effective Today
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journclist · 1 year
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for @starlcved​ cont from here.
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the curse falling from her friend's lips is enough to catch her off guard, bringing that half laugh to the surface again. if possible, she leans further into annie's embrace, wishing that this piercing pain in her chest would fade. " i hate that i kept hoping for so long, " she mutters, the words tasting sour in her mouth. " i hate that i even cared enough for it to hurt this much. " her eyes close tightly, straining against the burning sensation prickling there. " what was i thinking? " the question is a bitter demand from herself, ashamed to have been so willing to look past what had been right in front of her for years, even in the wake of her own brother's death. the moments seem to gather from her memory to the forefront of her mind, a display of every instance she's dissected time and time again. " i've just always thought... there was something, some purpose, some reason... " banishing the memories from her own mind with effort, she forces a shaky breath into her lungs and opens her eyes to return her vigil of the inky surface of the lake. " but maybe i just saw what i wanted to see. maybe i was reading too far into it all. "
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