#being like YEAH I K N O W MATE-

[emmyrosee]

“Do you remember when your ex dumped you back in second year and you came over to my house crying?”

Hajime nearly combusts in your lap with how hot his face became, a deep flush of scarlet making its presence known. Poor thing had been scrolling on his phone with his head resting on your thighs, almost dozing off from the feeling of your fingers tangled in his hair.

“First of all, I’d just like to let you know that I hated the way you started this conversation,” He scowls, emerald eyes flicking up to your curious face from his phone. “Secondly, what’s the point of your question?”

“Well I just realized that I never really knew why you two broke up, and I kinda want to know.”

Instantly, Hajime rolls his eyes before sitting up, his large hand pinching the bridge of his nose, “I don’t know… does it matter? It was years ago, why do you think about them?”

“Well you know about my hookups!”

“Babe, we’ve all made out with Mattsun, I’ve told you it doesn’t count-“

“You all WHAT?”

“I thought that was common knowledge,” he shrugs. You blink at him, eyes wide before one brow quirks in confusion, “uhm. We’ll come back to that. Now, about that ex-“

“Please don’t make me say it,” he whines, resting his elbows on his knees and face burying in his hands. His ears are bright red, flushed to the point where you’re sure it’s hot to the touch, but when he responds like that, you’re almost determined to make him answer, no matter how much of a bully you’re being.

“Okay, you can’t respond like that and expect me not to be curious,” you snort, your arms tossing around his hunched frame. “C‘mon Haji,” you purr, nudging the bit of his cheek with your nose. “It’s just me, babe. You know you can tell me anything.”

“It’s embarrassing.”

“We’ve lived together for two years, you’ve come in the bathroom to floss you’re teeth while I’m pooping, you let me pop blackheads on your nose on facetime with your friends, but this is embarrassing?”

“Well it was, but now I’m questioning this entire situation.”

You roll your eyes, “you fucking love me.” Then, you smile and bounce on your haunches, “tell me! You can trust me! Besides, you already know I’m going to ask tooru anyways, so you may as well-”

“Jesus fuck, alright,” he growls, but his grumpiness quickly turns less threatening when your arms toss around his shoulders and you plant a kiss to his cheek. He gives you a sigh and rubs his eyes.

“So… my ex and I were each other’s like. First serious relationship,” he begins, and he absolutely hates how invested you already look. “I mean, we were together for nine months, it was the first time someone wanted to know me and not just to get closer to Tooru.”

The idea of that makes you pout slightly; in your own dating, you’d never had thought about people using him to get closer to Oikawa, you’d always known you wanted him. You nod and bring your hand up to card his thick locks, something he’d always found comfort in.

You also remember how heart broken you were when you'd seen and heard that they were together. How Hanamaki tried relentlessly to cheer you up, build you back up, and how guilty you felt for not being happy for your friend. You'd been there first to want him and not Tooru, but it was in vain.

Besides, you were together now; in your head, there's no reason why he should be nervous to tell you.

He angles his head into your touch, "and... and they were good to me! They trusted me and they appreciated all I would do, and at the end of the day, they were the ones who I always could turn to."

"Hey! You could've turned to me!"

"This isn't about you," he scolds playfully. "Anyways. They loved me until the end, and if I didn't ruin shit, we may have still been together."

"Yeah, that doesn't make me feel insecure at all," you grumble.

He furrows his brows, but it’s offset with a smirk, "if you'd let me talk and finish the story, you wouldn't have to feel insecure."

You stay quiet again. He rolls his eyes and pinches the brim of his nose, "then... do you remember Hanamaki's party for going into third year?"

"Yeah." It was a party you'd remembered being fine until Oikawa had to drive a sickened Hajime home, and you'd blown up his phone in worry. Hanamaki called you obsessive. You put a thumbtack in his sneaker.

"Right... so," he rubs the back of his neck nervously. "So we kinda... snuck away to be alone and use those stupid lovers affirmations and... and then things got touchy and kissy and-"

"Gagging."

"Interrupting again," he snips before composing himself again. Now, he's really starting to fidget, and you're starting to have an uneasy feeling about it. "And we started kissing and out hands started to wander and..." he pauses and looks at you, half expecting you to interrupt, but at the sight of you completely immersed, he grimaces.

“And… and they moaned my name… and then, when I was uhm… I was supposed to moan theirs…”

“Oh my god, did you moan Oikawa’s?” You gasp, already falling to a fit of laughter from your anxiety. It was a common joke in the group that Tooru and Hajime were secretly together but dated others so they wouldn’t seem suspicious, but to think it could be true caused you to absolutely cackle. “No wonder they dumped you!I can see it now! Just a soft little t-tooru-“

“Fuck off, I moaned your name, asshole.”

Your laughter stopped immediately, your face dropping to one of absolute surprise. The smugness that dripped from your tone now seems to reside in his, and he smirks softly as he crosses his arms.

“Not so funny now, is it?”

“You… you said my name?”

“Yeah,” he scoffs. He adverts his gaze and tries to fight the blush splaying on his face, “I’ve wanted you since the beginning.”

“Why did you never like… try?”

“I thought you liked Oikawa.”

“Why would you think I like Oikawa!”

“You spent so much time with him!”

“Because I was too shy to be near you, stupid!”

The both of your chests heave at your confessions, before you break the silence with a few breathy giggles.

"Fuck, man," you chuckle, curling your frame into his side. "We truly were so dumb."

"You don't know how hard Oikawa tried to convince me to confess to you."

"Same!" You say, beaming. "I always told him there was no shot you would've had feelings for me."

He doesn't admit it, but you know Hajime had a similar experience with his friend. The silence falls much more comfortable than it had been before, and with your attention turned back to the TV, you flick your gaze back briefly when you feel Hajime reach for his phone. "Whatcha doin'?"

He smirks, "gonna text Oikawa that I just realized you had a crush on me in high school."

You snort, "you're evil. You trying to give him an aneurism?"

"Maybe."

You pause. Then you paw for your own phone to text the same victim.

Might as well make him bitter, together.

[tobybestupid]

Steven Adler NSFW Alphabet <3

Tw: NSFW, smut smut smutty smut!! (Too lazy to name everything sorrrryyyy, I'll try), fluff!!, somewhat descriptive smut, breeding kink, mentions of threesome, mentions of drunk sex, masterbation,

A = aftercare

This boy wants to make sure you're okay, gives you amazing cuddles and kisses, cleans you up. If he and you aren't too tired he'll run you a nice warm bath!! <33

B = Body part

His favorite part of you in your chest, loves jizzing on there. And your thighs, likes cumming on there too!! :3 his favorite part of himself are his arms, he can just wrap them around you and rail you relentlessly :3

C = Cum

He loves cumming in you (BREEDING KINK :0), on your chest, and oh boy does he love watching it drip from you just to push it back into you!! :3 he also makes sure you cum first, such a gentleman huh?

D = Dirty secret

Wants to get you pregnant, so badly. Poor baby has a breeding kink. Also wants to have a threesome with you, definitely not with axl... he's too cocky, maybe Duff, Slash, or Izzy?

E = Experience

Good boy knows what he's doing, makes sure you're having a good time, and hes havin' a good time :3

F = Favorite position

Definitely like the spilling bamboo, or mating press because then he can just pin you down and breed you :3

G = goofy

He's prob a little giggly if he's drunk, but if it's baby making he's not giggling but definitely making alot of noise. (Such a noisy boy)

H = Hair

He's pretty hair, mean just look:

Hairy boy means hairy private. Drapes match the carpet, maybe a little bit darker. But he understands if you want him to shave, he's just a lil lazy :P

I = Intimacy

He can be rough and fast, soft and fast, rough and slow. Anyway you want it (THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT‼️), *cough.* Anyway. Whatever you want, he'll give you <3

J = Jack off

Since poor Steven is on tour quite a bit, he does tend to jerk off a lot, especially on call with you (if you dont go with him). He likes watching you jerk him off sometimes— but why jerk off when you're there?

K = kink

He has a major, a big breeding kink. He has has a little bit of a degrading kink, just a little. But loves watching you cry from pleasure, and squirm around <3 also lives being praised??

L = Location

He's scared of doing anything in public, poor boy doesn't want to get caught. He loves bending you over anywhere at home though! The sofa, bed, counter tops, ECT.

M = Motivation

Tight or small clothes (definitely gets a boner in public/in general if he sees you in a dress or skirt), you teasing him, small things can get him bricked up.

N = No

Will not hurt you, if it's like a playful slap to the butt then yeah obviously. But if you want him to flow blown hurt you super bad. No, absolutely not. Also other icky bodily fluids, nope.

O = Oral

He loves receiving head, and giving. Prefers receiving, but will give you head :3 he's also pretty good at it.

P = Pace

Poor boy doesn't last that long, he gets really tired easily. Maybe two rounds on a super good day, three is too many.

Q = Quickie

Hates quickies, prefers taking his time with you :3

R = Risk

It depends on what new thing y'all trying.

S = Stamina

Poor boy gets tired easily and can't last that long, but he tries for you, usually fails.

T = Toys

Has a few toys for you like vibrators, teases the fuck out of you with it.

U = Unfair

He's pretty fair with you, if you're getting punished he's all about being unfair. But if he's in a submissive state, all whiny n stuff. He hates being teased.

V = Volume

When he's dominating you he grunts and groans, rather loudly too. Almost like an animalistic growling. When he's submissive he's such a whiny boy, and he whimpers.

W = Wild card

Likes his hair being tugged at, weather he's dominating you or he's a submissive good boy :3

X = X-ray

Alrighty. He's probably got a good 5-6 inches? Nice thick-ish tip, is thicker at the base and gets slightly thinner. His tip is a little lighter than the rest of him, and it's like a jungle down there. Large happy trail, drapes match the carpet, maybe a little darker.

Y = Yearning

He can't go that long, 1 or 2 rounds.

Z = Zzzz

Depends on how many rounds y'all did. He falls asleep super quick if it's been 2 or 3 rounds, but if it was only 1 he takes care of you then sleeps.

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SORRY FOR NOT POSTING RECENTLYYYYY

[slashingdisneypasta]

Alright after your amazing Terry ask, I gotta know. How would your Roo's react to the Toon Patrol coming onto THEM?? I have to know for research XD

FOR SURE XD

Kingston: ah yes, our beloved token straight XD

Greasy: *trying to keep a neutral face and not laugh. He wants to see how far Greasy will take this, this is hilarious*

Psycho: pal, uh... sorry but... you're not my type... *trying to be delicate and not get his skin mauled*

Stupid: ... you're gonna haveta show me what you got down there, and I'll consider it. (Someone slap him 😅 He does like pegging, so he truly is considering it (he can ignore the fact it's a guy), but h o n e s t l y Kingston?? Be respectful!! 😅😂🤦‍♀️)

Smartass: *deep breath. Puts a hand on Smartass' shoulder* ... if only you were a girl. -No no no wait! Come back!! You'd really be perfect, I'm not fucking with you on this!!--

*earnest, calling at Smartass' retreating back* I wish you did. But you do nothing for me!!

Wheezy: ... alright, what'd you have in mind? (I think wheezy just turned kingston- )

Rena: the short answer is yes-

Greasy: ... you're that little club girl's toy, aren't you? ... drop your pants. Mhm, yeah right here, I'm not joking~

Psycho: *looking him over* ... alright, you got me hooked. I'm intrigued. Yes, lets do its. Where do ya wanna do it? Whadaya into, little freak?

Smartass: Ohhhhhh no. No. Your little guys are all on the fucking olympic swim team, and I'm not going through that again.

Stupid: 😏 Let's go, baby boy.

Wheezy: ... love to, daddy, but I feel like this is a trap. (SHE REALLY DOES. SHE CANT SHAKE IT XD Like, he's so hot?? But he's one of t h e m, and a sneaky unassuming one at that. So... it pains her, but its not gonna happen 😂)

Ryan:

Greasy: Nope, get out of my face Creepy. ("It's GREASY") No, it's not.

Psycho: (Psycho can follow him around as much as he likes, Ryan doesn't mind XD But they ain't fucking. He'll just be going about his business when Kingston asks, kinda fucking concerned, why the scary spiky one is following him, and Ryan just? Like? Shrugs??? 😅😅😅😆 He doesnt care XD And now Kingston is on edge XDD And ontop of that Rena keeps FEEDING THE CREATURE- )

Smartass: ... Thanks for the offer, but nah.

Stupid: (Similar to Poppy, Ryan will totally fuck Stupid! He'll show Stu what he should be looking for. Ryan is like training wheels *cough* and no he doesn't mind. He already had the love of his life, he ain't looking for anyone else special. Maya was all the special he needed)

Wheezy: Sure. (Doesn't even think twice. Wheezy's hot and they're friends.)

And *cough* well y o u k n o w which of the toon patrol lottie would be with. Although, since Shiny became a true oc of yours and Greasy's mate I've been exploring a Wheezy train of thought (like, instead of greasy getting jealous when lottie comes home from the navy, its wheezy but he doesnt do anything about it. Its wierd between them for a lot longer)... but I also love them just being a close family duo. And I still like Grottie ^^

[dislifeismid]

maybe tang twins, falken, jacob, li ling and long mian with a s/o that is a dancer/ invites them to dance?? if they're too many feel free to take some out 💕 tyvm(✿◠‿◠)

Oajskdnf no because i spend all my free time watching Odorite it's finally paying off???? (Odorite are the dancer version of Utaite, whilst Utaite may do vocal covers of vocaloid songs for example Odorite do dance covers. It's a fun tag to explore (踊ってみた/ 'Odomitta') for anyone who likes funky dances.

Espers with a dancer s/o

Tang xuan

Gahh your excited hyperactive lil baby loves you smmmmm

Jk i don't really like giving anyone diagnostics let alone fictional characters just like i don't like assigning sexualities and such but like either way hyper or nah this guy cannot stay still for long k

He's already lowkey a dancer himself i feel it.

I mean he just HAS the fit the vibe.... i can totally imagine he's not shy about dancing in front of others. Even if he's bad, he dances. 100%. In that lounge area at the top if the tower where Disc hangs out?? Oh yeah. If he's vibing he'l get up and move.

He's always tapping his foot to music at the least

His style of dancing is def hip hop ish. Break dancing, for sure....

He also can do cute ish stuff. He's definitely always on beat, either way. He's always grinning whilst dancing, he CANNOT have a bad time while dancing.

He's most agile with his feet obviously. Have you seen his art??

So silly and fun to dance with. He's hyping you up and dancing with you, always. He has a hard time holding himself back from jumping in if he's not allowed :(

Best dance partner on this list if not.......

Like full on whistling with his fingers and clapping, you're so talented!! Show him sometimes yeah???!

12/10 plz dance w me Xuannie

Tang yun

Surprisingly good...

He's flexible so good opportunities. More tham that he's super expressive in his movements- he definitely excels at like creepy ish songs.

He's good at acting insane what can i say (cuz it might not be acting....)

He's also just super fashionable~ he looks so cute in anything you put him in. He can also pass as a girl if you try.

But he's also not a huge fan of dancing itself and won't agree to join you that often.

He also thinks watching you is kinda boring cuz it takes a while to get a correct shot sometimes if you film and ugh....

Give him some pudding he'l wait patiently for you to finish whilst swinging his legs lazily~ (kinda like a certain relative of his..)

6/10 it's better than most

Jacob

Sleepy boy.... sleepy sleepy lil man..... moving too tiring :C

He's actually really good at it, you'l never know til you force him.

He's really really cute at super cute soft dances. He likes the comfy clothes one wears whilst dancing, since they're usually oversized to show movement/motion. (What my dancer friend told me anyway 🤷‍♀️)

You'l be jealous by the end.

Listen Jacob is smart asf he's just unmotivated, so he's hiding a few skills you don't expect. Being a natural at this is one of them.

He doesn't even really understand or can explain how he does it

"Uh... i just do?... or something........."

He's suuuuuper tired after so!!! Hugeeeee breaks...

8/10 for talent but looses points for lack of motivation to actually participate

Li ling

Yknow he doesn't understand dancing much cuz he's not a very artistic guy n all

But!! He thinks it's super cool!!

He'l watch and cheer you on but he's not too good at it and doesn't understand it that well.

But you seem happy! So! Clearly it's great!

What i'm saying is chances are he won't dance but will cheer you on either way!!

7/10 for being more supportive than Yunnie

Long mian

Elegant dragoon man also does not fully understand dancing...

Well see sorta.

His inner dragon kinda just sees it as some mating dance.. but it's not. It's just. For fun? And some dances are so.. weird to him...

He's good at classic dancing. Elegant slow stuff. He probably thinks ballet is pretty. He's also probably just generally a fan of traditional chinese dances..

If you're into modern dances he'l literally cringe at you 😭

6.5/10. Yeah ok he insulted you but he looked hot while doing it okay?? 🙄

Worst is he'd probably be so good at other dances if he tried cuz he definitely understands the artistic aspect..

Falken

5/10 so neutral

No reaction from this gentleman literally-

Like it doesn't affect him idk.

If you wanna dance, sure, he can like twirl you around a lil...

He won't really take it that seriously. If you're a dancer? A job is a job, not really his business. You're talented, he's proud of you. But that's about it.

Just the ultimate neutral.

Bonus; David

Plz plz plz plz you two... 🙏🙏🫠🫠😭😭😭

14/10. No comment.

First of all he's like so good at dancing too

And always willing to if you ever want to dance??

Heck he probably asks you first

Ugh Jacob is such a simp for his s/o lmao

But like in a cute way ok

It's adorable to see this man totally crumble and loose all his cool and blush like a madman because GAHHH YOU'RE SO COOL AND CUTE?!

He feels like he does not deserve to KNOW you like?????

Urgh and he has the trendiest shit

He probably helps you dress and vice versa....

Just, def the best for any dancer out there. You both learn from one another every day!!

[cyborg-franky]

Spicy alphabet for Ace and or Marco? Thank u

Look, FIVE people requested this so, please enjoy.

N/SFW UNDERCUT

A - Alone time Can recognise when he’s stressed and pent up and had no issues with just working out the tension himself. Often jerks off to help him slee.

B - Bondage Enjoys a little light bondage for sure, maybe cuffs, maybe he'll be in half phoenix form and makes use of that pretty tail of his.

C - Crying See's tears? stops, but also knows difference between crying and eyes watering..

D - Dominance This depends, defiantly more dom though, it's that zoan animal brain thinking of 'must mate' that sometimes gets Marco a little carried away. SOMETIMES he can be topped. His casual attitude always misleads people, he'll have you flat on your back behind closed doors.

E - Extra info Likes when his partners dress up abit, wearing anything on your legs, stockings, socks, garters, really into it. Wear thigh highs to bed and you’ll make him a happy man.

F - Food play He could be tempted to lay there and let you feed him things... in a sensual way but no food near junk.

G - Group sex He has a kink for threesomes, I headcannon him as poly, maybe he has a three at the time? maybe he introduces other relationships to one another?

H - Humiliation He teases and jokes but he doesn't bring it into the bedroom.

I - Impact play Not really? maybe a little spank on the bottom because he likes bums but not much.

J - Jelly He knows when lube is a good idea, he's a doctor after all, knows when something needs 'assistance'

K - Kissing He's more of a kisses on forehead, cheek, everywhere else kind of person.

L - Lighting Imagine it's all dark apart from his phoenix flames? so it's all shimmering blue around you both.

M - Masochism He likes to mark, bite along the neck, thighs, collarbone, sharp nips that leave marks, he like them himself but tries to remain professional when it comes to ah, marks on him.

N - Not yet He can actually be a real little shit when it comes to denying orgasms. He likes to work partners up, he wants them to plead, beg a little, he can normally tell when a partner is about to cum and prevents it, it depends on how sassy a mood he is.

O - Outdoor sex Oh yeah, he doesn't mind. maybe you've gone on a trip with him and the mood just takes you both?

P - Photography He doesn't mind sending nudes or get nudes, he doesn't keep them though, he's pretty respectful. Maybe asks to take a nice one of you post orgasm when you have that 'glow'

Q - Quiet Marco isn't that loud himself? a few grunts here and there, whispers dirty things in your ear and praises but his 'sex' noises aren't that loud. He does enjoy getting sounds out his partner though. Likes muffled moans around his cock.

R - Routine Very laid back, it just happens and goes with the flow.

S - Sleepy sex He's a fan, often wakes up before his partner so it's more at night.. he's tired at last and goes to bed, thinks a little 'fumbling around' might tire him out more.

T - Top or bottom Lazy top to a strong top depending on his mood and his partner.

U - Underwear Boxers, either bright colours or black, people keep buying him pineapple print as a joke and he's like 'score free undies'

V - Voyeurism Doesn't get off on it or against it? if someone catches you two at it whatever, enjoy the show, but doesn't aim to be watched or to watch people.

W - Water DOCTOR VOICE - THE DANGERS OF SEX IN WATER

X - X-dressing You think someone as chill as Marco cares about 'this item of clothing is meant for X gender?]

Y - Yes, Master Loves being called 'commander' he will call his partner 'songbird' 'pretty bird' 'little bird' 'dove'

Z - Zones When he's in harpy form, stroke above his tail, he goes mushy, like real mushy. In normal form? he has a thing about his hips being 'held' just grip his hips. Also collarbone and neck, kiss, blow hot air, it gets him very riled up.

[laceymorganwrites]

Filth alphabet: Feitan

A=Aftercare

Well to be honest he´s not that good at it. He´s always really exhausted after sex so he can´t really do a lot of running around and getting you things you need. However he will melt whenever you take care of him. When you´re done with the things you need he´ll be really clingy though.

B=Body part

He´s an ass guy. He is obsessed with your ass and loves nothing more than spanking you. 

On him he doesn´t really like anything in particular. He´d have to say his hands cause he likes choking you but that´s it really. 

C=Cum

It´s kind of thin tbh, but very sticky. Likes to cum inside if you allow it. Otherwise he doesn´t like seeing his cum on you.

D=Dirty secret

He wants to train you so well that he can tease you (the vibrator remote thing) without you making any noise and without anyone noticing.

E=Experience

I can see him being a virgin but also team: ✨stress fuck✨

but even so, it´s not a lot. in the one night stands nothing really special happens, it´s just to get out his stress and anger.

F=Favorite position

Mating press. He likes feeling strong and powerful and loves seeing you completely unable to do anything. 

G=Goofy

Yeah he doesn´t do that. Laughing during sex ruins the atmosphere for him and he´d actually feel insecure if you laughed. 

H=Hair

He shaves completely, he always gets so annoyed at the hair down there.

I=Intimacy

Well this depends. If you´re in a relationship he won´t have sex without intimacy with you, no matter how rough he gets but if it´s just a one night stand then that´s all there is to it. However with his love he´ll always show them how much he actually cares.

J=Jerk off

Feitan doesn´t really jerk off, there´s no pleasure in it for him so he only does it when it´s necessary. 

K=Kinks

Bondage, power play, pain play, impact play, pet play, he´s very sadistic obviously but also a great brat tamer

L=Location

While he is quite experimental in the bedroom he does prefer to keep it private. However he will always tease you in public.

M=Motivation

Jealousy, he gets turned on by the thought of punishing you, he likes it when you challenge him and tease him though because that way he knows he can be as rough as he wants.

N=No

Anything that you´re uncomfortable with. Otherwise he´s willing to try about anything once.

O=Oral

To be honest he´s not the best at it, he tries though. It´s something he´s evry insecure about. However he will melt when you blow him, that´s actually one of the few instances where he can sub (and will lol).

P=Pace

Hard, rough and fast. He doesn´t like ´boring´ sex and just wants to fuck you.

Q=Quickie

hm...well he´s not completely against it to the point where he just won´t do it. If you annoy him enough he´ll certainly do it but he doesn´t like it. he prefers punishing you properly. 

R=Risk

He´s always trying something new with you. Otherwise there´d be no fun in it. he likes to keep things exciting

S=Stamina

His stamina is good enough he´s just always super worn out after sex for some reason.

T=Toys

um of course?? he especially loves getting new things to tease you with and try out on you. Just seeing you underneath him, unable to move while he uses them on you turns him on more than anything. Especially if your legs start to shake.

U=Unfair

Oh he´s the worst. He´s a master at teasing but make it cruel. Always pulls away before it gets good and loves playing games with you. Your line of teasing where it gets unbearable will definitely be crossed and drawn out a lot.

V=Volume

Now this is where it gets interesting. He never moans. He always suppresses them because he´s insecure that they´re so high pitched. He´ll only grunt a bit when fucking you but that´s about it. 

W=Wildcard

There was one incident where he couldn´t hold his moans back and everyone in the hideout heard it. However they all thought it was you, which was even more embarrassing for him. That´s your best kept secret. To this day nobody knows it was him.

X=X-Ray

Abouta average I´d say but in a good way, he´s not too big, not too small, very satisfactiory. 

Y=Yearning

He doesn´t really have a high sex drive but does fuck a lot due to his stress level. He will always be more gentle though when you´re horny.

Z=Zzz

He doesn´t fall asleep immediately afterwards but he does get woozy and drowsy after sex. Definitely falls asleep the second you join him in bed again.

[thebadgerclan]

SFW Alphabet: Wolfstar x Reader

Requested by @emmaloo21 

A/N: This is a little less in depth that my other alphabets, because I’ve already done a SFW alphabet for Remus and Sirius, which you can read here and here

Also, I would love some requests, fluff or smut, for The Darkling and/or Jesper! I really want to write for Shadow and Bone right now, so if you have any requests, send them in!  I’ll still write for HP, of course!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

You have the 2 most cuddly, snuggly, affectionate men in the Wizarding world, you bet your ass that they’re gonna show you affection.  Daily cuddle puddles, forehead kisses, hugs in the corridors between classes, holding your hand at meals and in classes that you share.  They can’t go more than a few hours without touching you in some way

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Like I said in Sirius’ alphabet, you become friends w/ the marauders and then bond with Remus and Sirius

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Like I said above, Remus and Sirius love cuddling.  You’re usually in between them, either being the little spoon to one of them and the big spoon to the other or facing one of them while the other spoons you.  Other times, you’re on one side of Remus while Sirius is on the other

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Oh yeah, they want to settle down, Remus definitely doesn’t have a list of houses and cottages he wants to buy.  Like I said, Sirius isn’t the best at cooking and cleaning, but Remus is amazing at it, and he bakes like a pro

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It would tear them up, especially if the two of them would want to stay together.  I don’t really think either of them would handle it well, they’re too attached to you and love you far too much

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Sirius already has the rinds: a white gold band for Remus and a white gold ring with a diamond for you, and he’s wanting to propose about a year in

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

I’ve said this in both alphabets, but Remus and Sirius are very gentle, both emotionally and physically

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Remus’ hugs are bear hugs, squeezing the breath out of you, Sirius’ hugs are warm and secure, and when they both hug you, you’ve never felt more adored, loved, and safe

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Remus says it after 4 months and Sirius says it after 5

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Remus gets more jealous than Sirius, but they tend to react the same way: by coming to your side and tugging you close

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Sweet and tender yet all consuming and world shattering.  Sirius likes to be kissed on the cheek and Remus likes to be kissed over the scars on his face.  They both like to kiss you on the lips, forehead, cheek, hands, wrists, basically everywhere

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Remus, mostly thanks to Moony, wants kids with the two of you more than anything, but Sirius is a little more reluctant.  But he’s willing to consider the topic, and when/if you eventually have kids, he’s so in love with them

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

I HC that Remus is an early riser, so he’ll lie in bed while you and Sirius sleep, just watching the two of you sleep.  When Sirius and you wake up, Remus will kiss you both tenderly.  “Good moring, my loves,” he whispers

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Where Remus rises early, Sirius is a night owl, and he usually stays up till at least midnight reading.  Either you or Remus will curl up against his chest, and he’ll card his hand through yours or his hair while he reads, pressing kisses to your temples.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) They’re both a little hesitant to open up, both having their own sets of trauma, but eventually, they do.  It’s slow, but they get there

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Neither of them have much of a temper, so it takes a lot to get them angry

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

They both remember everything you tell them, Remus tends to remember more of the little things than Sirius

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The first time you told them you loved them.  You were dozing against Remus’ chest, Sirius spooning you, and you mumbled.  “Love you Sirius, love you Rem.”  That memory is burned into their minds forever

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Remus is the more protective one of the 2, Moony needing to protect his mates, but Sirius is pretty protective as well

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Remus doesn’t have the money to splurge, but Sirius does, and believe me when I say, he does.  Remus’ gifts are more heartfelt and oftentimes handmade

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

They can both be a little self deprecating, be too hard on themselves

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Like I said before, Sirius is a bit more concerned with his looks than average, and Remus doesn’t really care.  He’s apparently good looking enough for the two of you, and that’s enough for him

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes, while they’d still have each other, without you, they feel like they’re nothing

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

There’s a while drawer in your bedroom that’s the “communal drawer”.  It’s filled with random shirts, shorts, sweats, pajama pants and other things from all three of you that all three of you wear

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Remus can’t be with someone who isn't’ compassionate, and Sirius can’t be with some who can’t listen

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

I know how silly it sounds, bu Remus CANNOT fall asleep without a goodnight kiss from both of you

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Wolf!Ateez Reaction to when they accidentally hurt their mate

warnings: strong language, fighting, injuries, mentions of blood, mentions of bullying

a/n: ok ok I am really sorry I had to change the request a little bit so it doesn’t become repeating <3

general taglist: @latte-fairytaekwoon @little-precious-baby @yunhobabygurl @multidreams-and-desires

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k i m  h o n g  j o o n g

Usually the alpha was the most caring person with you. Bringing you flowers and spending as much time with you as possible. When the fights between several packs reached his land he knew dangerous times were coming.

Instead of talking to you and taking you to the meetings he decided it would be safer for you to stay in your house guarded when the attacks began.

Little did he know that you were tired of not being included and as the luna of the pack it was time to use your own power to help. Hong Joong was in a full fighting and killing mode when you were circled by five other werewolves who tried to kill you without mercy.

Hong Joong‘s senses were blended when he launched at the intruders and absentmindedly also accidentally bit your leg earning him a painful cry from your wolf.

Immediately he felt like his heart shuttered to pieces not knowing you would be out here in the battlefield. You limp away from your mate and run back to your mansion. Hong Joong changes back into his human and sags to the ground.

He still cannot fully control himself. That’s why he didn’t want you to help. He cries out and lays down on the grass not knowing if he could get under your eyes again.

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p a r k  s e o n g  h w a

Running away from a horde of big - way too big - wolves wasn’t what you planned for your camping trip. It was easy the third time you stumbled over your own feet hearing the low growls behind you. Your blood seems to freeze when you emerge a wide meadow where the only source of light is given by the full moon.

Tears escape your eyes when another whimper leaves you - they circled you. Was this a normal behavior for wolves? What should you do in a situation like this?

You’re only in a light see-through gown because of the hot temperatures these days. It feels like the wolves are strategizing at how they share gazes and let out noises that could be mistaken as chuckling.

Suddenly one of them jumps on you pinning you down to the ground. The animal is flashing it’s dangerous canines at your shaking form. You cannot help yourself to frantically scream and try to push it off you.

It seems to lower itself only more and out of instinct you bare your neck fearing this would be the end for you. The wolf sniffles and licks the spot under your ear. A tear runs down you cheek when you can feel a sharp pain where he draws a little bit of blood.

Suddenly it is pushed off you with force and a much stronger growl leaves a completely black wolf that’s is standing in front of you. You follow the scene in front of you with interested eyes when the other wolves seem to bow down in submission and quickly vanish out of the scene.

Great. The big bad wolf wants you for himself.

It really confuses you when the wolf slowly turns around eying you for a while. You try to get away from it when it nears your form and leans down to lick away the blood that is running down your neck. Again a sound of pain leaves your form to which the wolf backs away in an instant.

A huff can be heard and with conflicted eyes it turns around to escape the scene.

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j e o n g  y u n  h o

„Why are you running away from me?“ No answer.

„Do you like being chased?“ You still don’t answer.

„Okay, (y/n). We know it since three days so why are you not recognizing our bond?“

A tear escapes you which you’re quick to wipe away with the back of your shaking hand. You stop abruptly staring into the depths of the forest. Your gaze turns to the ground when you can sense Yun Ho moving to stand in front of you.

„My little mate. Why aren’t you talking to me? Did I do something wrong?“

„Wrong?“ You look up your hands turning into fists out of anger. Your chest rises with your breaths and you can feel your body heating up.

Yun Ho‘s playful smile soon vanishes and he starts to look concerned. „My love, why are you so sad?“

Of course your souls are already starting to form a connection and he feels your emotions.

„You’re asking if you did something wrong? How about hanging out with all the people that have nothing but bad comments about me left? Laughing at me? Hurting me whenever they can?“

Yun Ho starts to realize what you’re talking about.

„You’ve hurt me, so much already. That is not easy to accept.“

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k a n g  y e o  s a n g

You can feel his eyes burning on your back since half an hour. The beta next to you shamelessly flirts around although he knows your mate is sitting back with his friends.

Yeo Sang was one of the more roguish wolves in your pack always tending to not listen to any orders or picking a fight. Finding out about your bond was actually really shocking to you. You’re probably one of the nicest girls in the pack - according to folks. Always dressed in some pretty dress or blouse and never a too low neckline.

Your connection was still fresh and so far you managed to have the minimum contact with the trouble maker. Just to the point of tonight where the younger people of your pack met up for a campfire and some drinks.

„Wanna take a swim?“ You blush at his words but take his hand anyway letting him guide you through the trees. Standing in front of the lake and seeing that the beta ist already getting rid of his clothes makes you feel bad. He’s smirking at you.

„I don’t know if this is ok...“ Suddenly the beta gets a blow into the face by one of Yeo Sang‘s friends and two of them start to secure the beta in his holds. You’re overwhelmed with the situation immediately and Yeo Sang‘s eyes are dangerously yellow. He gets a painful hold on your wrist screaming at you but you’re not in the position to answer him.

„Y - you’re hurting me.“ Yeo Sang‘s mouth twitches at your words and with a hiss he let’s go of your arm ordering his friends to take you to his home.

The beta spits out blood laughing at the remaining guys and Yeo Sang.

„Great. Now she fears you even more.“ Yeo Sang punches him again knowing he’s right. He lets out a frustrated sigh condemning his short temper.

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c h o i  s a n

It was San‘s highest priority to keep the daughter of their alpha safe. Naturally he was always by your side following you around sometimes to your dismay.

This night you were able to shake the boy off and visit a club with your friends in the town nearby. Mostly humans could be seen here and you finally were able to let loose.

Shaking your body from left to the right you can feel a pair of arms sneaking around your waist to move you to the rhythm with him. Your head falls back landing on the shoulder of your dance partner a permanent smirk on his face.

It all happens to fast when you can feel someone ripping you out of the grip of the stranger. You fall down to the ground hurting your knee in the process. Hissing out you can see your friends immediately rushing to your side while you give the intruder a deadly glare.

San doesn’t stop to give the beautiful man punches when you’re quick to stand up and pry him off the man. San‘s eyes turn into a dangerous color when he eyes you an you know you better get out off here before he looses himself fully.

Outside he has a strong grip on your arm and ushers you into his car. The night flys by while a soft tune is humming. You’re so pissed at him that you decide to better not say anything. Suddenly he speaks up: „You’re letting vampires touch you now? Yeah? The daughter of the alpha is getting it on with vampires!“

„I - I didn’t know he was a - “

„Of course you didn’t! You are so young and literally know nothing!“

After a while of silence you turn to him a sigh escaping you. „I am sorry, San. Thank you for rescuing me...“

His gaze is fixed on the street and he can feel his heart and soul pulling on a bond that is still not touchable for you.

„It is my job to look after you. I failed...“

„No! You didn’t! I promise I won’t ever run away from you again!“ Silence follows but with a last glance San frowns deeply.

„Your knee... this will be a problem when we’re back.“

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s o n g  m i n  g i

„Yes, Min Gi! Just a little bit - closer!“ The wolf under you grunts while balancing you on his shoulders.

Your fingers are close to the fruit that is considered very rare in the realm. Your fingers are close to touching the fruit when suddenly your self made latter shakes and both of you fall down with a low thud.

„Ouch! Min Gi!“ The wolf‘s head hurts and his vision blurrs but hearing your crying he quickly stands up on his paws and howls out.

His tail is wiggling excited while he licks your face and tries to comfort you.

„I - I think my wrist is twisted.“ Tears are running down your cheeks while Min Gi suddenly changes back into his human form a frown on his face.

„Oh my god, I am so sorry!“ He frantically turns from left to right gripping his hair out of frustration. „What should I do what should I do!“

„Min Gi!“ You say through gritted teeth trying to hold in the pain. „Calm down and take me back to the pack!“

Min Gi wears a blank face hurt because he hurt you.

„Min Gi!“

He shakes his head to get a clear mind and sends you a firm nod. „Right. Back to the pack!“

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j u n g  w o o  y o u n g

You and Woo Young often played around in your wolf form chasing each other in the forest. Of course your animal instinct pushed you to little fights from time to time doesn’t matter if it is your mate.

Usually the fights always ended in the two of you changing back into your human body and starting a heated session.

This time unfortunately Woo Young pushed you a little bit to hard against the tree earning him a painful howl out of you. First you can hear him jumping around snickering for winning the battle but when you’re still lying down not moving much he slowly emerges your side tilting his head confused.

„(y/n)?“ He nudges your side with his snout trying to get a response from you but you keep breathing hard letting out little whimpers.

„(y/n)?! Are you hurt?“ Immediately his playful demeanor is gone and he changes back into his human form to search your body for any injuries.

„Oh shit! Change back! Come on!“ He’s totally devastated by now trying to caress you and encourage you with slow motions. You’re a crying mess when you’re back in your naked form.

„Woo Young... my b-back...“ He’s quick to pick you up bridal style and carry you past the trees in a lightning speed.

„Hold on a little bit longer, sweetheart.“ His firm voice and determined gaze really does it‘s wonders and you try to hang on to it until you reach the hospital.

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c h o i  j o n g  h o

Jong Ho could only snicker how you always managed to get out of his way. The campus was big and you really thought the handsome male that just happened to cross your way out of pure coincidence. Of course Jong Ho made sure to follow your every step because he just couldn’t help himself.

Finally finding his mate filled his body with adrenaline and having you not in the eye sight drove him crazy. The only problem that stopped him from immediately getting to you: you’re human. Probably not knowing about the world of magic and their creatures.

It was just the problem that you happened to have a boyfriend and one day it was too late for self control when he had the boy pinned to the wall in one of the cafeterias of the campus.

„Stay away from her!“ Your boyfriend shuddered at the low growl that came from the boy in front of him not knowing the slightest what he did wrong when he just gave a you peck on the cheek.

You screamed and kicked at him not knowing what happened a few seconds ago. When he suddenly turns around leaving you dumbfounded and all the others in the location you decide you wouldn’t let him go this easily.

You follow him and don’t even recognize that he’s going into the woods. He stops in his tracks when you don’t stop talking and you can see him breathing hard. Jong Ho tries to control his feelings but the frustration is taking over and when you try to turn him around by his shoulder he accidentally pushes you.

Your head collides with a stone and blood can be seen leaving the desperate wolf speechless. He runs to your side trying to wake you up but he’s getting no reaction out of your form. With tears pricking his eyes he’s quick to carry you to his pack to help you knowing it is now to late for you to turn back.

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Hii!! I love your writings and i was wondering, could you do an a-z porco version?? You can choose whether you prefer nsfw or not, i dont mind at all!! Just wanna see some content about mu baby🥺 hope you have a great day/week/month/year and please be safe💖

hi! i’m gonna do a separate fluff alphabet for him bc i love him so <3 i did this in a modern (college if u squint) au bc that’s generally what i think about when i write so i hope this is ok! hope u enjoy, i’m sorry this took so long! stay safe and have a lovely day ❤️

warnings: extremely nsfw lol, mild cursing

word count: 1491

a-z nsfw alphabet for porco galliard

nsfw under the cut!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I feel like Porco is a PRO at aftercare. I don’t know why, it’s just a hunch. I feel like he gives lots of shoulder kisses and runs his fingers through your hair, whispering to you just how much he loves you. Probably really enjoys taking baths with you! And MASSAGES! Especially if you guys just had a rather rough session (which I feel like is very often. IDK dude just the vibes I get from him)

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

He loves his hair, and he ESPECIALLY loves when you pull it. That’s one way to make him cum in his pants in .00005 seconds. On you I’d have to say your nose (: I feel like he loves giving you nose kisses and also putting you in positions (like the mating press) where your noses are practically pressing together when you’re having sex.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

I feel like his cum is kinda salty, but nothing too bad. It definitely doesn’t taste bad. Porco doesn’t seem like the type to be too picky about where he cums, but I do think that his favorite and preferred place to cum on you is your face. It makes pride swell up inside of him that he’s the only person who gets to see you like this. It’s also kinda just his possessiveness showing?? IDK mannnnn but it’s hot as fuck

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Before you started dating he accidentally called one of his flings your name. He just brushed it off like it didn’t happen and made the person he slept with feel like they were hearing things LMFAO

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I feel like he’s pretty experienced and knows what he’s doing, but mostly with people that he wasn’t involved with for more than a night. I don’t see Porco as someone who easily enters relationships, so most of his experience comes from clumsy and/or drunken one-night stands with random people he met at frat parties LMFAOOO

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Mating press. He loves being fully in control and seeing you struggle to gain any sort of leverage on him. Also, the eye contact and the deep ass angles he can hit; he brushes against your sweet spot with every languid stroke. Need I say more?

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Definitely not. Porco sees sex as serious even if he’s not in love with you- I feel like if you laughed it would just piss him off LOL

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I mean I don’t think he actively shaves so he’s probably got a bit of hair down there, but it’s nothing too wild. I feel like he keeps it soft lol and it’s definitely not a bush. The hair is a few shades darker than the hair on his head. He one hundred percent keeps clean, tho, so that’s not something you’ll have to worry about

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Most times sex is a way for Porco to release his frustrations and anger. He doesn’t really see it as a loving act since most of his past experiences weren’t related to that in the slightest, but every now and then he gets a strong urge to worship you in every way possible because he wants you to know just what you do to and for him.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Probably twice a week. Unlike a lot of the other AOT boys, I feel like Porco masturbates rather frequently. I feel like a lot of it stems from boredom, but some of it is (like most other things) related to frustration. It helps him zen out a bit

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Complete domination, choking, bondage, & spit play. I don’t think I need to say anything else on this topic, you can see what I’m getting at, yeah?

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He’s honestly fine with wherever, just as long as the price of getting caught isn’t too great. He enjoys the risk and adrenaline rush that comes with doing it in public places (for example in the bathroom at a school football game or at a restaurant while you’re on a date). But if his or your reputation was on the line, he wouldn’t even think twice about it. His preferred place (if he had to pick) would be the floor ;)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Tbh just about anything LOL I really see him as a guy with a high sex drive, so if he sees your shirt ride up a little too far and catches a glimpse of the undersides of your boobs? BAM. Boner. You bend over in front of him? Boner. Obviously he can keep this in check most of the time, but sometimes? He just doesn’t want to.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pegging. Sorry guys, he just…wouldn’t.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He is SOOOO good at giving oral, however, he definitely prefers receiving over giving. It’s probably one of the only aspects in the bedroom where he ever hands you the reins. He may push your head down sometimes, though, he’s one of those guys. But he just enjoys seeing you struggle to take it. Polishes his ego

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He tends to be pretty fast and rough. He doesn’t really have the patience to go slowly LOL I feel like he’d get bored-

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies. Especially when it could make one of you late (preferably you, he loves making you all flustered when someone asks what your reason for being late is). Like I mentioned previously, doing things slowly is definitely not something that Porco is very well versed in, so I don’t even really see you guys having long sessions very often. Quickies are just the norm for you guys. (You should be grateful for this, the longer sessions take DAYS to recover from. Praying for u)

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

It really just depends. You have to talk to him about it first, but I will say that he is more likely to say no than he is to agree, especially if his dominance is in question. He doesn’t like to give you control often

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can last a good while if he wants to, but he doesn’t normally. Your sessions tend to last 10-15 minutes on average (not including foreplay), but when he really wants to he can last 30-40 mins.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Probably a few vibrators lol. Definitely wants to buy a sex swing smh. Probably has a whip. All of these are for you, the thought of using a toy on himself makes him a bit uncomfortable.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

I feel like Porco likes to tease on occasion, but something tells me that often times he’s way too impatient to bother. When Porco gets in the mood, he wants nothing more than to just bend you over and fuck the shit out of you right then and there. Anything that prevents him from doing so brings him out of the mood a little.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I don’t think he moans perse… He definitely lets out long sighs and grunts and other animalistic noises, but there’s not much moaning. I will say that he is very very verbal, and his dirty talk is TOP TIER. That’s it. That’s all.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

His biggest fantasy is to fuck you while someone else is sleeping in the room-

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Probably a good 6.5-7 in. And he THICC. You will definitely feel the burn at first with him

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Not too quickly. He likes to make sure you’re okay first, and if you’re not feeling the best he’ll lay awake with you and talk to you until you’re asleep.

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𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕 ♡

Sugawara Koushi x reader(gn!)

Warnings: regular nsfw stuff, nothing dark tho

A/n: I love alphabets can’t you tell? Lmao. If there are any characters you want me to do alphabets for then lmk.

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♡彡 A = Aftercare : What are they like after sex?

• It depends really. I headcannon kou as a bottom leaning switch (ofc), so it depends on which role he took for the session.

If he was a sub, then he’d be very tired probably, and clingy. Would definitely whine when you leave to grab a wet cloth to clean him up, and would whine again when you get up to at least put a T-shirt on lmao. But besides that he’s very cuddly. Pet his head while he rests his head on your neck while calling him a good boy and not only he’d be a blushing mess but he’d also fall asleep with a little smile on his face 🥺

If he was a dom, then he’d probably treat you the same way he wants to be treated when he subs. Cleans you up as fast as he can so he can get in bed with you a cuddle a whole bunch 🥺🥺

♡彡 B = Body part : What’s their favorite body part of theirs? And yours?

• His favorite body part about himself is probably his chest. He likes how slim and soft it is, (and how it looks when you mark him up).

And yours, it’s probably your legs. He loves how they look when you wrap them around his waist while he fucks you, and how they almost suffocate him when you sit on his face. He could admire them for hours honestly.

♡彡 C = Cum : Anything to do with cum, basically

• He has an odd fixiation with his cum. There, I said it.

He likes cum play, wheter that is paiting any part of you with it, stuffing it deep inside you and watch it slip out, or when you overstimulate him and let it all pool on his stomach.

It turns him on tbh.

♡彡 D = Dirty secret : A dirty secret of theirs.

• He wants to have a foursome with the other third years. But not in the way you’d expect.

He wants to either let them all have their way with you and practically use you. Or he wants you to be controlling them and make them act like your little pets. No in between.

There’s just something about you being in charge of two large man and himself that just turns him on to no end.

♡彡 E = Experience : How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

• I feel like maybe he’s had had a little bit of prior experience, but not really.

He technically knows what to do, and how to do it, but he’s never done it before. So it’ll be a little awkward at first, but he’s got the basics and he learns quick so it’s good don’t worry.

♡彡 F = Favorite position : self explanatory lol

• When he subs, doggy style. He likes to be spanked and to leave the sheets wet with his cum afterwards.

When he doms, mating press. He likes to able to see your expression as he fucks you senseless, and it also makes him able to really get in there y’know.

♡彡 G = Goofy : Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous?

• He can be both really tbh. He’ll try to take it serious most of the time, but if something funny happens he’d definitely point it out and laugh at it. It’ll probably turn into a in joke between you two afterwards.

♡彡 H = Hair : How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?

• He’s pretty well groomed honestly. He likes the twink vibe, so he’d probably shave over there most of the time. However the carpet does match the drapes 100%, tho it’s a little bit more blondish in there for some reason.

♡彡 I = Intimacy : How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.

• Oh he’s a hopeless romantic, so if he’s in charge he’d 100% have his little cheesy moments without a doubt (will hold your hand while you cum).

♡彡 J = Jack off : Masturbation headcannon.

• The only way he can get off without you, is with one of his dirty secrets.

However he will call you while he’s doing it so you can give him instructions, that shit really turns him on.

♡彡 K = Kink : One or more of their kinks.

• He’s a kinky bastard so I’m not gonna go into detail with all of them but here’s a little list:

— Pegging, both degradation and praise (depending the mood), choking and spanking, spit (kinda), overstimulation and edging, b r e e d i n g, cumplay, voyeurism, biting and scratching, and sensory depravation.

♡彡 L = Location : Favorite places to do the deed.

• Probably his bed, he likes to be comfortable in the meantime yknow.

♡彡 M = Motivation : What turns them on/keep them going?

• Mainly moans and just being really vocal in general. He absolutely adores when you talk him trough it.

Also, being kinda rough. It awakens something in him lmao.

♡彡 N = No : Something they wouldn’t do/turn off’s

• There aren’t many things that he wouldn’t do tbh, he’s a pretty open person and he’s probably open to do a lot of things at least once y’know. However he can’t do public humiliation, or just very public stuff in general (like fucking in a park or something). It creeps him out a little bit, and he’ll probably be too nervous to proceed.

♡彡 O = Oral : Preference on giving/receiving, skill, etc.

• He doesn’t mind either tbh, I guess it’s really depending the mood, but he doesn’t really a preference when it comes to that.

He’s pretty skilled tho, and a very fast learner so it wouldn’t take him long to figure out what you like. And once he knows, he wouldn’t mind spending hours just eating you out and swallowing your cum over and over again <3

♡彡 P = Pace : Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.

• He can be both to be honest, it depends on the mood and what he’s planning to do with you if u know what I mean,,,,

♡彡 Q = Quickie : Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.

• Not a big fan of them tbh.

He’d rather spend a whole night/afternoon just going at it. However he doesn’t mind a quick blowjob or handjob (for either of you), every once in a while.

♡彡 R = Risk : Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.

• Oh he’s willing to take a few risks lmao.

He’s a very open and experimental person when it comes to sex, so don’t be a afraid to tell him anything new that you wanna try, he’ll probably say yes to everything lol.

♡彡 S = Stamina : How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last? Etc.

• If he’s subbing, he can go for hours. It’s almost as if he’s craving it (he is lmao).

If he’s domming, then he can go for a round or two, but it’s most likely for him to take a little break to check on you or just finger you for a little while.

♡彡 T = Toys : Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

• Oh yeah he definetly does have a couple of toys. He’s most likely to buy an entire collection with his partner tbh.

He likes to use them himself and on his partner (or his partner use them on him lmao). Again, he’s very experimental, and he actually did grow a liking for vibrators and cock rings lmao.

♡彡 U = Unfair : How much do they like to tease?

• He’s a cheeky bastard. 100% will tease you to no end while you’re busy only so you can punish him later.

♡彡 V = Volume : How loud are they? What sounds they make? Etc.

• He’s l o u d. I said before that noise turns him on, so of course he’s gonna be very vocal in general.

He pants a lot, and when he’s being overstimulated he makes the sweetest whines and high pitch moans it’s just <3

Also, expect a lot of “Hmm you like it when I do that, don’t you?” “You want it? Beg for it” “Such a lovely little slut for me aren’t you?” When he’s on top.

♡彡 W = Wild card : A random headcannon for the character.

• When he’s jerking off alone, he likes to do it sitting down in front of his full length mirror in his room. Completely naked. And he does it until he cums at least twice.

♡彡 X = X-Ray : Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes.

• HE HAS SUCH A PRETTY DICK I JUST KNOW IT.

About average size and width, but it’s so pretty and perfect omg. Slightly curved upwards, and it’s pretty pale, with the tip in a soft pink (it turns more red when overstimulated oops). Also, it’s very sensitive on the head, touch it a few times with the pads of your fingers and he might cum just with that if he’s turned on enough.

♡彡 Y = Yearning : How high is their sex drive?

• It’s pretty high not gonna lie lmao.

But he keeps it undercontrol,,,, most of the time.

♡彡 Z = Zzz : How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?

• If it’s been a long session, then probably pretty quickly (baby boy is tired ok 🥺), though he always refuses to fall asleep unless he gets to cuddle with you while you play with his hair and whisper some reassurance cuz y’know, sometimes degradation can take the best of him :(

[maladaptive-ninja-returns]

It’s The Avengers (03x16)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 16: You Picked the Wrong Weakness

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline   Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: did someone just go and tell the otp about the otp?

Word Count: you know that feeling when you have had a bad experience on some project or assignment or homework before. And you know that thing is going to come around again next month or something like that. And you just age yourself by giving yourself anxiety by thinking everything that could go worse in that area. Yeah. So, I kinda shut that off for a few hours and wrote this.

MASTERLIST in bio, darlings. Tags are open (check bio)

The Interview Room The camera is recording empty seats as a pair of voices grow louder with every second. "...it's like they don't even care about what the other person wants!" "...no, why would they. These rich daddies and their rich egos think they are the only ones thinking about the world." The camera swivels a bit to watch Peter and Scott enter with a new guest following them with a Caprisun in their hand. Peter: And why did you have to go ahead and help them? Shuri: *sits between Scott and Peter* *takes a long sip of her 'sun* What. I'm not going to give up any opportunity that involves space and weird energy boxes. Peter: Why did your brother even agree to it?? Shuri: *shrugs* all your sugar daddy had to say was 'what if it was Shuri'. And my thicc-head of a brother lost it like a rhino in a mating challenge. Peter: *scrunches his nose at the example* Scott: Great *sigh* now we'll never get to see them together. With your brains, those dads are probably already in space now. Shuri: Not so fast! They don't have the codes to neutralise the pandora's box yet. Peter and Scott: *look at each other*  Shuri: So teleportation might be delayed as long as I am kept happy?  Peter: *takes out a notebook* Scott: *takes out his phone and a card labelled Avengers Black Card* The camera pans in on a smirking Shuri sipping on her Capri sun.

Inside a Spaceship: Destination Unknown You and Loki were captured by the little drone flying at the same speed as the spaceship (which clearly had seen some remodelling, thanks to your rainbow buddies). Both of you were staring at something in front of you that lids by your waist level- something the outside drone was not able to capture because of the limited view in the spaceship window. The expressions on your face were serious. So was the arms-crossed stance. "Are you sure it wasn't just a noise?" Loki now had a finger on his lips in deep thought as he heard your words. "I am pretty sure of what I heard," he acknowledged without missing a beat. "So-" your voice faded as your fingers twirled in the air with a mind of their own- "that means he has...another..." "You really can't say it?" Loki looked at you with a questioning brow going up quite smoothly. You tsked. "It's my baby," you mentioned while Javier's camera watched you point down at slumbering Lulu. "I cannot just casually say he might have another hole and I think he farted through it. I cannot hurt my baby's feelings!" Loki scoffed. "Your baby's sleeping." "He still has ears." "You think he understands what a fart means?" "What do you think I've been teaching him when you, me or Javi pass the gas?" Loki's casual demeanour suddenly changed to an offended one. "I beg your pardon?" You were quick on your feet, already walking towards the front of the ship. "So, where exactly are we heading now? Aellae's next of kin? Though I find it hard to imagine she would have left your essence with anyone other than herself." Loki came and sat next to you, still pissed at that comment in those narrowed eyes. "I am going to circle back to your words-" he inhaled while you acted all innocent- "and no. We are not looking for anyone related to that witch." "Then are we looking for another one of your exes?" "No, we are n-" Loki stopped short, his lips right in a thin line as he stared at you. "Why are you so interested my exes?" You simply shrugged and raised your brows. "On the contrary, it seems your exes are still pretty interested in you." That casual expression turned into a familiar judgment as your head turned to look at him. "Though I wonder what did they find so-" you hands moved haphazardly- "interesting about you." Loki swivelled his captain seat towards you, locking your legs between his while grounding your armrests with his hands. Clicking the control button on your armrest, he moved your chair a bit closer to him, his face in close proximity to yours. Javier's camera panned in on the gulp moving down your throat while your eyelids did a flutter at this uncalled movement. The 4K caught those goosebumps rising right where his arm barely grazed yours and in the background, Lulu played an arousing violin piece. "Something you can only dream about, darling," he whispered. The violin picked up the charge in the air within its quick clean high notes. The only noise leaving you was the escape of the air stuck in your throat, shivering on its way out. "Of c-" you cleared your throat. trying to sit back up in your seat- "of course I can only fantasize. The reality makes me want to puck. Ugh!"

Loki: Y/N thinks space is all fun and games. What she does not realise is that just like earth, this universe too has an underworld. Ten times in size and twenty times as brutal. And Aellae was just the tip of the filthy iceberg. *camera zooms in on his tensed features* looks into the distance* Wonder who else she told about her. *looks back* *blinks* I'm taking her somewhere we can lie low for now. *rolls eyes* that is if she understands what lying low means. *sighs* 

You: *eating bread like a peasant famished for days* Hm? What? No *shakes head* 'm nod nerbous. *takes another bite* debinidly nod becoz o doki. He wash jus playing wee me. *viciously bites into the bread* *growls and buries head in your lap* 

"I am still telling you to ask for their help. It's not too late," you suggested in a composed manner, sitting in the co-pilot seat. "I am not calling seven alien boys just because you have a fetish for Korean pop bands." You thwacked his leg with yours. "I do not! And don't you dare talk shit about k-pop." Loki chuckled. "Why? What are going to do?" "I won't. But you know what k-pop fans are like, don't you?" The smile on Loki's face suddenly started to flicker away as he looked at the camera. "Remember that Vegas trip?" Clearing his throat, he adjusted himself on his seat, while you shared a devilish smirk with the camera. "We're going somewhere safe. Where I have a chance of getting my powers back and hopefully a gateway back to earth." You sat up. "Why didn't we go there in the first place?" Loki blinked, not really answering. You and the camera noticed the tension in his jaw. "It's not a place I like to talk about." The asteroid belt cleared in front of the spaceship to show the part of a planet covered in grey clouds shadowing frozen blue mountains and dark valleys. "Jotunheim," you whispered to yourself, letting the gloomy yet majestic scenery of the place reflect in your eyes. “Loki,” all humour in your voice seemed to dilute as you looked back at home, “we don’t have to go there. We-uh...we could go to one of Peter’s hideouts? Or maybe we could call the Boys and ask them to direct us to one of their safe places? You know, till we find a lead on your essence.” A smirk built upon the God's lips. "Is that concern I hear in your voice?" Those worry-laden brows suddenly dispersed all emotion to make way for anger. A slap made way from your hand to his right side of the back. The thwack was loud enough to wake Lulu and force a sincere 'ow' from the God's throat. "This concern is for me and my babies you awful animal," you growled, your voice considerably higher, "you think they'll survive there?"

Jotunheim If the mountains seemed to carry an eerie aura about them, the valleys were a straight suggestion of being pits straight to hell. To add to the effects of arriving at the gates of hell, the snow falling was harsh, to say the least. As soon as the door to the ship opened to let all the passengers feel the heat, the drone travelling outside took in travellers covered in thick fur. Javier carried Lulu on his front, both of them visible just with their faces- not to mention the former's blue eyes standing out over everything else in his surroundings. Loki too embraced the thick skin, looking quite the part of a Jotun till he picked up the hood of your coat to put it over your head without saying much; only smiling when you looked like a fluffed up birb in that Viking overcoat.

Loki: *smiling sheepishly**looks at you standing next to him* Angry birb *looks back at Javier's camera* Sam taught me that one. *camera pans at you simmering under that fur*

Lulu had already picked the background music for his pack's entrance. The Viking beat had just the right amount of weight and horror of the unknown in it as this place did. Just ahead of the pass lay the structure carved in the mountain itself. It could be called a palace or a temple. But that was not what sought your attention.  Eyes. The camera caught eyes in the dark staring at the unwanted guests. Blue. Piercing. Murderous. And more than one pair. The drone panned in on that one subconscious movement of your fingers gripping the fur of the coat on Loki's back as the God walked gallantly- as if he owned the planet. But your eyes did not stop to observe the alien movement around you. "Remember-" Loki's whisper brought you out of the daze your own thumping heart was creating for you- "do not show them your fear. Show them that you are to be feared." It may have been his words or just his voice that started to melt the fear visible on your features, lasting for five seconds before a loud thump vibrated the land beneath your feet, making you all come to a stop. And when that was not enough, the audience saw the feet first, then the legs and then the whole length of a Jotun appearing before them. Some necks were really going to feel it tonight.

"Who dares enter the land of Jotunheim?" came the thundering and low growl from the Jotun that stood towering over you all. "The one who is alive and stands on this land," Loki announced, "with the blood of Laufey in my veins, I have come to claim what is mine." There was nothing but an uninviting smirk on the Jotun's face. "I am Loki, son of Laufey, son of Odin, ruler of Asgard and your King," he commanded with ice in his voice, "and you...need to bow...before your King." The dead silence proceeding his threat of a speech was enough for you nearly bury you inside your own overcoat. And when that did not seem enough, your body- on its own- moved a step closer to Loki's side. "Oooooh Gooood," you whispered with quite the shudder while your face was plastered with a no-fucks-given wave, "we're gonna die." On the contrary, the silence was followed by many Jotuns coming out of the shadows to surround your group one by one before bowing down. Even the ones who looked quite young did the same. All of them except for the one Jotun who had greeted you first. "Allir fagna konungi!" they chanted in unison. "All hail the king," Javier translated it for you. "Didn't know you were into Nords," you quipped, "the language, I mean." "Honey, I am all into Nords," he signed before looking around with a smile, finding a buff Jotun that caught his eye. He did not take another second to blink at him and leave that giant a bit confused and flustered at the same time.

Inside the Palace The throne was sculpted out of ice that seemed as old as the mountain. Alongside it had been made seating arrangements for the family, running parallel till the doors of the throne room, all greyish blue stones marked with Jotun carvings. You and Javier believed they might be names of dignitaries. Lulu thought they are just doodles by other babies and proceeded to contribute to the stone they were standing next to. A little female giant sat down and looked at Lulu's doodles with curious wide eyes. Loki stood rightfully in front of his throne, admiring it before turning to his subjects, most of them adults who were exceptionally taller and blue-er than him. The drone captured the magnificence of the throne room that had fire pits next to the seats at intervals right alongside the stone pillars and right in the middle, a few feet in front of the king. But none of them were lit. And the giants were visibly annoyed by the drone while the kids wanted to catch it and play with it. "An Asgardian announces himself as our King," the one giant growled as he stood at the steps of the throne, "why would we believe you to be our King, son of Odin." He nearly spat the last part. The drone captured that bit of concern breaking out on your composed features but Loki just smirked. Pulling his overcoat to the side- as magnificently as he believed himself to be- he sat down as if he has done it ever since he was born. The authority exuding from his presence certainly put the murmurs going around the hall to a standstill. "At ease, Helblindi," he stressed to the giant with a purr and directed the rest of the audience to take their place. "Not you." Everyone stopped short to looked at their king. And he was clearly looking at you. You pointed a finger at yourself in question. "Don't you know your place....pet?" he commanded ever so slyly, discreetly pointing his finger at the stone next to his throne.

You: *look around to make sure no one's looking at you* *anger about to explode through your eyes* *whispering* Pet?? PET?? I swear gonna just *gestures to grab the air* grab his throat and *punches the said air repeatedly in her palm*  *camera pans out to focus on three baby giants looking at you in pure horror before their mother carries them away murmuring something* *camera swivels to show Javier looking disappointed* Javier: *signs* she said 'stay away from the crazy human'. *sighs* *shakes his head*

“Come-“ Loki’s fingers gestured at you to come over to that stone couch of a thing next to him- “sit.” Taking a breath to compose your usual embers of rage at that comment, you smiled and walked up the stairs to stand next to him. The camera recorded the little gracious bow you gave the God but not before your back was to the spectators and you signalled an insult with your middle towards him, nearly making him chuckle. And with one heavy inhale, you sat down next to him, clearly not at the same level as him. “Is this what Lulu feels like?” “I would’ve made Lulu sit in my lap,” Loki acknowledged with a smirk. “You’re welcome to join me anytime but for now-“ he adjusted himself on his seat and raised his voice to address the court- “let us have a feast tonight and raise our mugs in union of the Jotun king and his subjects.” Helblindi scoffed and spat on the floor. Loki did not look but he was surely observing his every move. “In union of an excuse of a giant who does not even resemble-“ “I would like you to stop there my brother-“ Loki announced as he got up, letting the whole room take one united gasp at the scene- “before you start regretting your own words.” You blinked at the reactions to turn and look at Loki. Now the lights from the ceiling did a stupendous job of catching the widening of your eyes while your pupils were dilated in an emotion only known to you when you witnessed- for the first time in your life- Loki's skin change its shade and features. The flawless paleness gave way to a blue so deep over those arms he rarely displayed in public. The colour ran up his neck as well, covering him all the way. And along with this shade came ridges on his skin which apparently every Jotun had; running up his face and down his limbs. Those smaragdines and whites around them were now replaced with red. “This Jotun-“ his voice was low, but with enough weight that it echoed to the last corner of the room- “has seen enough lives to know what is hatred and what is fear. So next time you try to question my right, Helblindi, know that I have no qualms in exploiting them in a way which seems necessary for me.” Helbindi did not seem to stand his ground much now. Not after a few Jotuns who stood up to speak against the giant who had been torturing them for a while with his reckless and greed-ridden laws. Javier's camera was stuck on your reaction in the middle of this mild chaos. Your parted lips, wide eyes, stare lingering all over the God's body, your throat feeling the urge to swallow the dryness; it really was a sight, an emotion that many fanfiction artists would want to take inspiration from. Loki- who was smirking at the warm welcome he was receiving through the roar against his brother- turned around to look at you. His smirk disappeared and his usually focused gaze was interrupted with those unsure blinks at your features. Before he could explain himself, one giantess blocked his way to you with a bow. "We have prepared the Bath for you and your companions, your grace," she announced, still with her head held low. His gaze was running between you and her. To make it easier for him, you got up from your seat and walked down to the giantess who wanted to show you, Javier and Lulu to the Bath. "Nandi," Loki finally looked at the giantess. "Yes, your grace." "I need you to choose four of your most loyal companions to guard them." "They are all ready to escort your companions where you please." Loki smiled at Nandi. "I owe it to your mother to protect you, your Grace, like she protected me and my children." "My mother had a loyal friend in you," the God appreciated before walking down the throne and away from the crowd. The drone followed him.  The graceful composure of the God crumbled like a dry sand castle as soon as the doors closed behind him and he was alone in the icy corridors. His pace got faster by the second, his eyes searching everywhere. "This isn't fair, you know." Loki stopped at the echo of your voice. The pause of one breath, and he knew where to turn to find you standing in the shadows. Javier stood by the pillar next to you two with his camera, capturing this strange tick on Loki's features. You stepped out of the shadows, your gaze uninterrupted, looking right at those red eyes. "Do you know the amount of chaos it would create on earth if people knew that you look like..." "Like what? A monster?" Loki's voice was heavy. "Nah don't say i-dammit! Now I cannot stop imagining the term monsterfuckers." Loki blinked. His brows furrowed at you ever so slightly. "I mean-" you sighed with frustration- "was it not enough that you looked like a literal God in a human form that you had to now go and reveal that you are one buffed up alien? Look at you? You are one breath away from starting a cult of monsterfuckers! Do you realise that? Look at-" you grabbed that one barely naked blue arm and tried to squeeze it- "this firm, cold, arm that is people are going think about in-" you tried to breathe, your gaze still stuck on his shoulder- "their bed at night. God, why do have to be so-" you pointed at all of him with a frustration-filled, longing look of...disgust- "you." By now Loki was raising his brows in question and shifting his gaze between himself and you, clearly confused by your reaction. It even seemed he was a bit flustered at one point. You winced, looking at his body again. Your eyes followed the ridges on his face to his neck, plunging down his v neck t-shirt. With a frown you turned hastily, flinging your body involuntarily in the direction of the bath. "I bet they go all the way down," you whispered to yourself in between your sobs and walked away.

Loki: *still stands there* *blinks* *looks at the camera* what...*looks in her direction* *looks back* *does this two more times* what just happened?

The Resting Chambers: Next Day One of Javier's drones followed you from the balcony you were standing in to witness the first light of the nearest star in this frozen land. The snow-clad mountains were a majestic sight in their own stature. Even the smile emanating under the warmth of the star could not deny that. The giggles coming from inside the room broke the sweet hum of sync you were having with the weather, walking back in to find Skandi and Kolga, Nandi's daughters setting up the table with Jotunheim's specialities- snowberries, Kruweed- fresh seaweed from the frozen lake- and Lulu's favourite, spiked abalones. "What are you girls snickering about?" Lulu was already jumping on the table to sniff everything placed for his liking. Once he had inspected every single item, he went over to his bowl of abalones.

"Nothing," Skandi cooed, "just discussing how Loki-" Kolga elbowed her sister to correct herself- "how his Grace, keeps looking at you." Your hands paused for a fraction of a second near your mouth before the snowberry found its way in your mouth. "Look at me how?" "He looks at you as if you might vanish any second if he does not keep his eye on you," Kolga added, sitting down next to you. Her face had gentle tones all over it. Her eyes seemed to sparkle whenever she talked to you. "Are you being punished for something?" It took you some time to realise she was genuinely curious. "What. No. Why would you think that?" "Because his grace keeps you under guard. I thought pets were kept in cages in Midgard." Skandi turned to Kolga with a gasp. "He caged her last night then?!" The camera captured your furrowed brows sitting there confused in between the sisters. You opened your mouth to speak but lost to Kolga. "You mean when he told off Helbindi that she will be sleeping in his quarters." Skandi nodded vigorously. "He could not have kept her in a real cage." "Maybe he chained her to the bed." "Ah. So he could keep an eye on her at night." "Is that what happened, y/n?" You hid your face behind the mug of tea that did not seem to leave your lips while your free hand seemed to check your cheeks for their temperature. "This tea is good," your burned throat appreciated the drink. "He seems quite...what is the word... possessive of her," Skandi commented. You shared a look with the drone- your face devoid of any emotions. Kolga hummed in agreement, popping a snowberry in her mouth. "I thought Kruge would die last night by his hands." Now that seemed to catch your attention. "Kruge who?" "Helbindi's guard. The one who nearly pushed you into the wall last night." "When you went inside," Kolga continued, "his Grace took Kruge's staff and struck him in his limbs and threatened him to never touch you again if he wanted to stay alive." "Kruge should be glad he did not use his powers on him lest he would be a part of the dark pit's icicles by now." Kolga and Skandi stopped talked to watch you lost in deep thought while your hands scratched Lulu's back on their own, making the floof purr quite loud. "Is she making this little creature vibrate?" Skandi asked her sister in a whisper. "It looks like it," her sister whispered back in awe.

You: *whispering at Javier* What? No, it's okay. We can record here. No one can say anything. *sits on the stone seat in the gallery that seems empty to the camera* *adjusts hair* is it recording? Of course. It's always recording. *clears throat* *at normal tone* So, clearly...*inhales* *raises brows* things are barely standing still right now. And it is clearly not helping that Loki is having sudden urges to pick a fight with whoever bullies me. *Javier's drone catches him discreetly signing at you to lower your voice a bit* You: *irritated* I mean does he want me to get bullied more? Bullies are always going to pick on the weak one in the group for fuck's sake! And evidently, I am the weaker sex. *the camera catches a movement behind you, turning to focus on the source* You: and his highness does not seem to realise that it will be too easy for these giants to torture his weaknesses out of me. Does he not see that? *squints at Javier* what? The drone is recording Javier aggressively telling you to cut it out while looking pale as his gaze goes far behind you. You turn to look where his gaze is going. Javier's camera automatically focuses on Kruge standing next to the last pillar, throwing daggers in your direction through his bloody eyes for a moment before disappearing somewhere. You: *turn around with a shade lighter yourself* *the camera is panning over your face now as you look at it* *whispers* Fuck!

Five Minutes Later One of the drones buzzed against the ice that separated the balcony and the bedroom, tapping itself repeatedly on the transparent frost till the door to the room opened. It turned around to record you and Javier rush inside- the latter placing his camera in his bag and packing his stuff. "Okay, relax, relax!" you stressed to the hyperventilating boy. "We need to get out of here," he signed. "Javi, take three deep breaths? Yes? One? Two? Good. Three. Now think about it. As long as we are with Loki, no one will dare harm us. Okay? Not to mention he has allotted us our personal security team." Javier was on the verge of sobbing. "What about when Loki is not around. What will we do then?" "Javi, don't think like that," you nearly fumed at him. "Loki is in the throne room right now. You take the guards with you and go to him and when you find a window let him know what happened, okay?" Javier was still taking deep breaths while sweating through his fur coat. He nodded. "What about you?" "I...have Lulu." You pointed at the floof sleeping with his belly bared and his paws out. "I won't leave the room, don't worry." Once convinced you'll be fine, Javier hurried outside, leaving you in a silence only filled by light snores of your baby. The drone recorded you biting your lip and tying your hair up in a bun. "Okay," you whispered to yourself, "now we wait." It also recorded the sudden change in the shade of one section of the wall opposite to your back. With the focus still on you, the section of the wall appeared to open out, revealing the pitch blackness lit by a pair of red eyes. The next thing you knew, the drone was lying on the floor, its barely working lens recording your muffled screams and boots struggling to find the ground as a pair of blue feet walked past the lens before it went black.

One Hour Later The camera sat on the stone seat, recording the periodic tapping of Javier's foot from outside the frame. Loki still had audience. The Jotuns discussed every aspect of Jotunheim with the king. Loki sat patiently, listening to every word before advising them necessary steps. The majority was satisfied with the King's suggestions. Many were even in awe. There were a few who were dissatisfied no matter what the God mentioned. "Well-" Loki sat straight, addressing the whole court- "this concludes our day then." "Your grace," one giant bowed at the steps, "there are a few more issues that need your kind attention." Loki sighed, his hand resting on the armrest, his fingers running over his lips in thought. Not sure about Loki, but the camera recorded the patient that ran out of Javier. He got up from his seat, immediately catching the God's eye, who was quick to raise his fingers just for the boy to stop taking any further steps towards him.  "You have stalled me enough," the God acknowledged, catching the giant off guard. "Helbindi should know it better than anyone that a coup against me would be a futile attempt." Loki did not budge where he sat, just his finger drumming on the arm rest. "And I am in no mood for a mutiny."

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The one drone who had been playing with the Jotun kids picked up the damage to a drone in the resting chambers. It buzzed through the halls, trying to pick up your trail, finding corridors and corners to fly through, walking down dark pathways with no windows and steep stairs spiraling deep into the mountains. On its way it found Lulu howling and meowing in a frantic daze, walking down the same path where he found your scent. And it seemed like he found you through the same dark pathway that ultimately reached an opening.  There was nothing but ice all around and in every form. A section of the mountain that opened to the outside with a catch. There were cells cut into this ice for prisoners. Shackles of cold metal rested in every cell. Each of them had metals bars to keep the captives in and an opening in the ice to keep any grain of warmth out. And to add to it all, this entire prison cell rested on a frost chunk hanging at the edge of the mountain. "Stop, please, you cannot do this!" Your voice and footsteps could be heard echoing through this section. The drone buzzed and landed on the wall to record the Kruge stripping you of your fur coat with a maniacal grin on his face. "Hey! HEY!! Give me back my coat!" Kruge stopped you from going for your coat by his hand coming for your throat. His grip made it hard for you to breathe as you struggled to get out of the hold, your nails trying their best to dig into that stubborn cold skin of his. Lulu ran and growled at the giant, scratching at his ankles till the latter kicked him away. "What do you want?" you barely managed to get out of your mouth. "We want Loki out of Jotunheim," he growled in your face, smacking your back in the ice wall behind you before letting go of your throat. You fell down with a thud and a groan, taking in as much air as your windpipe allowed. "Okay," you wheezed, "okay. You let me talk to Loki and I will convince him to leave Jotunheim. I promise. I pinky promise." You even raised your pinky. But Kruge was already closing the bars on you. Lulu ran and jumped through the bars to stop by your side, sniffing and crying, wanting to make sure you were okay. "No no no no," you crawled to the bars, trying to wrap your fingers around them but failing once your skin felt the vicious cold personally, "please don't do this. You have to stop. Now." "You said you know Loki's weakness," a voice boomed from the shadows where you had been dragged from. A very familiar and ominous voice. The drone turned to capture Helbindi stepping into the ice prison with a stature fit for kings. "His essence is lost. It is a secret no more, you quim." You looked at Lulu in confused defeat. "Why does it feel like he called me a whore?" you whispered. Lulu threw his own curses at the giant. "Listen, sir, Mr Helbindi," you began, "you want the throne, right? And I want to get out of here alive. How about I take Loki with me? You get back your kingly rights, I get my friends back and we go our separate ways. Everybody wins!" Helbindi came down on his knees in front of you. A smile rested on those cracked lips of his. His hand went past the bars- to your surprise- and landed on your cheeks. Your gaze kept shifting between his eyes and his hand while your body tried to move away from his hold. But he was one stubborn bastard. "He must have kept you alive for a reason." Helbindi was talking to himself now. His thumb rubbed against your skin, something that was visibly making you uncomfortable. "Ah...he keeps you to satisfy his nightly needs." You pushed yourself away from Helbindi, only to be forced into the bars by his hold around your skull; his chuckle resonating through the prison. "Do not worry my little whore," he whispered right in your ear while his icy breath ran over your skin, "you will be my pet soon. And unlike Loki-" he licked your cheek with his tongue, driving you mad with disgust- "I prefer violence even in my chambers." Your breaths were shallow. A single tear falling from your eyes as you did you best to maintain your features. "You are making a grave mistake," you whispered through your teeth. Lulu tried to claw at Helbindi too but Kruge was already kicking him away, earning a death stare from you. The giant struck his nail in your throat, driving it deep till there was blood. "The only mistake that was made was by you coming into my land. And you all will pay for it." Dropping you back into the snow, Helbindi got up and walked back into the darkness.

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Loki watched the doors open to let Helbindi in, his gait ever so dominating as he walked past the judgmental eyes of every other giant in the court with his own little battalion following him, carrying weapons of all sorts. "A king with no powers has no right to sit on the throne, Laufeyson," Helbindi roared, ground his staff a few feet away from the stairs to the throne, creating a crack in the ground. "And a Jotun with Asgard in his blood has no right to stay alive in Jotunheim." Weapons were drawn at anyone who was not on Helbindi's side. Javier was already on his feet, running by Loki's side with his camera. Loki still had his mouth covered with his hand, as if in a tired trance. "Everybody out," he commanded ever so smoothly to his audience- who was hesitant at first, but left as soon as the God's eyes pierced through every last one of them. Left alone with his brother's radical followers, he sighed out loud, his fingers still drumming. Javier felt a buzz in his pocket, making him take out the little tablet he used to control his cameras. "Your actions with every passing moment make me more sure of your inability to rule over the subjects, brother mine," the God simply commented. The seriousness on Javier's face was turning into a field of fear. "Oh, I am not asking, brother mine," Helbindi snared at Loki, "I am taking what is mine." "And why would I give you anything you want." "Ask your little plaything," Helbindi smirked. The drumming of those pale fingers stopped. Silence eroded in the throne room. And slowly a shallow panting was audible from the God's side. The camera suddenly lost its balance and fell down on the armrest before toppling on the throne behind Loki, his back still in the frame. Light reflected through Javier's eyes, more precisely through his tears, as he moved the tablet towards Loki. "Stop, please, you cannot do this!" your voice echoed through the tablet, and all the lines on Loki's face disappeared. His body got up from the throne, his eyes still stuck on the device, looking at the aftermath of Helbindi's actions. There was no emotion on the God's face while he witnessed everything recorded on the drone. He did not even budge till the recording finished. Once the screen blacked out, he swerved the tablet for Javier to take back. His gaze was apparently still stuck on the black stones on the floor, his jaw threateningly sharp in whatever light coming from the nearest star. "If you want to see her alive again, go back to your ship before the star drops fro-," "You touched her." His voice was just a decibel higher than a whisper; his shoulders stiff. The silver bracelets were visible on his wrists, more so with the light reflecting from them. His pale fingers now turned into fists. "You hurt her."  Nothing but the resonating crack of a metal reverberated through the hall and everything went black.

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The drone sat over the bars, recording the visible shivering breaths coming out of you while your skin turned pale, your fingers blue and your hairs were already collecting frost over them, despite moving your legs as close as you possibly could to your body. "P-plea-hease," your voice shuddered, "s-s-stop hi-im. T-there is-s-s st-i-ill time." "Your master is quite possibly begging on his knees by now," Kruge cackled, gulping down the mead and pouring more from the barrel next to him. Lulu was trying his best to keep your warm with his little body, wrapping himself around your neck while whimpering for you. Kruge was about to finish another mug when his ears caught a snicker that slowly turned into a weak laughter. The drone recorded you chuckling through the pain of the blight. "What is so comedic," Kruge snarled at you. "You thought I was telling you to stop for Loki's sake?" you laughed a little more, making the Jotun simmer with building rage. "I was telling you to stop your master before it's too late, you sewage rat's tick." The lens panned in on your features, all those helpless tears replaced by a smirk that could put the devil to shame. "You master thinks I am Loki's weakness." Your eyes glistened with a tint of some hidden darkness inside them in contrast to all the white around you. "Because I made him think that, you buffoon." "He is nothing without his essen-" "Count your peaceful breaths, you son of a bitch," you stressed, never batting your eyelids, "because you are not going to die an easy death today." You smiled turned into a chuckle before your eyes turned heavy and you fell down. The drone- in its last few minutes- went dark, but not before recording Lulu's cried, mewls, howls that slowly turned into a blood curdling roar echoing till the end.

[junnibook]

•Dabi nsfw alphabet •

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

after care? lucky if he even stays, what’s that trend when dabi only calls when he’s high. yeah its one of those moments, simply because he doesn’t need a FULL relationship right now, get it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he’s a ass and thigh guy, likes to leaving stinging hand prints and marks. if he sees them fade he’ll just make new ones, and if he sees some that aren’t from him, prepared to be covered in his marks.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

likes to paint you white with cum, he also likes when you swallow his cum down. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT SPIT HIS CUM OUT. he’ll start all the way over with so much force that it’ll hurt to talk for a week or more. his cum is a gift take.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he doesn’t have any, he’s did and told you everything you need to know. he’s not holding back. if he wants to do it he will and takes pride in telling you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

A LOT, your most def not his first. he’s had several hookups. your just lucky that he keeps coming to you and not changing it to some other girl. but it can be a good thing or a bad thing that he’s attached. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

any that puts him in complete control and any that gets him deepest into you. his go to is the mating press. he won’t leave cum in you unless your on the pill. condoms make him annoyed and he doesn’t want another dabi running around following in his foot steps.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i think maybe a few teasing ones laced with a soft degrading. something like. “look who’s take my dick like a slut, ha you must really want it” not actually funny but it tickles his throat in a way.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he doesn’t shave and don’t ask him too because he still won’t, why should he have to? is what he would ask. “worry about the dick and not the hair” 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

yea no, not at all. wait no he might kiss your forehead MIGHT that’s his way of saying “i don’t hate you “ 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

when ever he feels like he needs to get off he’s on the way to you, he wants two things from you while on the way. one the door unlocked because he’ll be damned if he has to knock on a door, he’ll start fires if its not and two, you better prepared to take him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dom/sub, degrading kink, worship kink {when you worship him} , public sex , public humiliation, thigh kink, quirk play, biting, marking. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere he pleases, he doesn’t care who sees him, he’s up for putting on a damn good show. you better put on your best face because he isn’t hiding it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you send him sexy photos and text him “slutty “ things, he’s also into the innocent looks, even more if your a virgin. he likes the idea or tainting the ‘angels’ so if your innocent and still do those things he’s already at your doo hard and ready. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

not into that daddy shit, he doesn’t wanna be a daddy. but he’ll gladly be a master. he’s not into being sub, doesn’t matter how dominant you THINK you are he’s always going to be the more dominant.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

won’t eat the cat on regular days, you gotta earn that tongue piercing, but loves when he gets to throat fuck you, stretching your little throat brings him so much pleasure.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s always rough and fast, he doesn’t care to be gentle and he also has a habit of fucking his frustration into you, great but rough always. your going to NEED a safe word. hopefully he hears it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

even his quickies are rough, he mostly has them when he has a job he needs to be done but randomly gets horny, he’ll fuck you while on duty depending on how big it is. if he’s driving places he won’t fuck you there but right after. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

fucking you out side is a risk and he absolutely loves it, the feeling of getting caught makes him want to fuck you even more. fucking you deeply into the walls where people can hear you moan out. yea he loves that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

depending on his mood, he can last 2-6 rounds tops. some can be non stop some can give you a breather all because he doesn’t wanna have you passing out on him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

hand cuffs, that’s it you won’t need them literally. he’s got it all covered. TRUST YOU WON’T NEED IT.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

SUCH A FUCKING TEASE. he likes to tease you before giving you anything, have you begging for his dick, “my little whore wants my dick does she “ he rubs your dripping opening with his tip.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he grunts and groan, loves when you moan his name,  he hates when you whine. don’t whine for a long time it annoys him, or do, what ever floats your boat.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

absolutely loves anal. the tighter the better he says. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

above average and thick with ladder piercings going down his dick. he’s proud of his member 100 percent his favorite body part.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it’s in between. he would’ve been horny always if he wasn’t always doing jobs. but he’s right at your place an hour after he’s finished just because he can fuck his frustrations out.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

maybe it depends on you, if he can trust you than he’ll sleep there but if he’s guessing your trust than he’ll leave when you sleep or awake doesn’t matter t him.

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thanks for reading and ask box is always open.

[no-touchy]

Norson’s NSFW Alphabet

I figured he needs one ;3

A= Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Norson is an absolute gentleman when it comes to aftercare, considering its going to take you longer to come down from heaven than him. Usually he has things set up before the deed; towels, water, a few snacks. After however, he is holding you tight. Soft praises and lots of kisses. He stays with you close until you’re coherent again so he can get other things if you need them or to carry you to the bathroom.

B= Body Part (Their favorite body of their own and their partner’s)

Norson for him would be his hands. They’re absolutely massive and he can do a lot with them. And a lot to you, grabbing, spanking (if you’re into it), fingering, stroking. Whatever it is, he can do. For his partner’s, definitely their hips. Regardless if you have any or not. He likes to watch you walk, the way they sway from left to right. Its a good spot where he can rest his hands and leave cute little bruises on them.

C= Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Jesus, this man is a pristine baby batter maker. His ‘average’ load is the size of at least three large loads of the typical man and he loves to cum inside you. Loves to see your belly be a bit bigger with his liquid seed (yes, he has a breeding kink but that will come later). Its also thick and globby. Like glue almost but without the sticking things together part. If you’re blowing him and you can’t swallow all of him down, that’s okay. He loves to watch run down your chin. But you do you, baby boo.

D= Dirty Little Secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Norson has one that he doesn’t talk about much because its made others uncomfortable. But he really wants to tie you down and do whatever he likes to you. However, this will be brought only after you’ve been together for a while because what he wants you to be comfortable with the whole idea of letting go wild.

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Experience-wise, Norson has only a little real world experience. What he does know is seen through porn and asking way too many questions. But surprisingly enough, Norson is very good from just observational learning, From taking with his older brother, Keane, he knows exactly what not to do. 

F= Favorite Position (Also self explanatory)

The mating press, hands down is his favorite position. Legs pressed against his shoulders as he slams into and watches you lose your mind. That is a five star Michelin meal to this man. But doggy style is a very close runner up, hands on your hips as he pulls you back to him. Norson will not able to get enough of it.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious or goofy in the moment?)

IN the actual moment, Norson can be very serious. Hyper fixating on you, making you feel all sorts of things. Before the moment, he can be a dork. Cracking jokes but in a teasing type of way, loves making you giggle. He notices that some soft humor can help people relax before a big moment and helps develop a strong connection between two people. So he uses light humor when he can before, during and after said deed.

H= Hair (How well groomed are they? Carpet match the drapes?)

Being a former military man, Norson is very neat when it comes to his hygiene. Very well groomed and trimmed short. But if he grows out his pubes a bit, they’re soft and curly. They’re a bit darker than the hair on his head but undeniably his.

I= Intimacy (How are they during some heat, romantically?)

Norson has this ability that during your moment with him, you two are the only people on the planet. That time has slowed down or stopped. Forehead to forehead with those slow, deep thrusts. No one else can enter your guys’ own little world. No matter the position, he is there with you and the only one with you. God forbid anyone should try to enter this little domain.

J= Jack off (Masturbation stuff)

Norson has knows he can’t have you all the time so sometimes when he’s got nothing else to do, he lets one loose. Its a pure boredom thing and something to pass the time. And a bonus stress relief. How often though? Once in a blue moon, he is a mechanic so he barely sits down.

K= Kink (What kink or kinks do they have?)

Oh boy, here we go. Stay with me now. One, his domination kink. The man loves to manhandle and control you, plus being an absolute unit of a human, this task comes very easy to him. Two, breeding kink. Even if you can’t have kids, regardless he is still filling you to the brim, having you beg to put a child in you. Three, size kink. Norson is 6′ 10″, everyone is small to him and he loves it. Four, overstimulation. Whether its his hands doing the work, his tongue or anything else. He loves to have you shaking and begging for him to stop only to pull away and making you whine for him.

L= Location (Where does he like to do it the most?)

Anywhere and anywhere, babe. Anywhere around the house, even in the backyard or front yard. In his shop, in a client’s car, in his little office over the desk. You have a place you want him in, already done. No questions asked.

M= Motivation (What turns them on? What gets them there?)

The real question is, what doesn’t? You could breathe a certain way and it makes him throb. A look you give, the way you lick your lips, anything and everything. He could watch a video on social media and be like “I should call them.” It really doesn’t take much.

N= No-nos (What is a no zone? Turn off?)

Anything that causes a lot of pain. Spanking is a lot lee way though. But things like burning, deep cuts, etc. Its a red no. Its happening kind of thing. As for turn offs, seeing you cry out of pain. (but if the tears are an involuntary reflex, then its a bit different.) He doesn’t want to cause his baby pain, even if they ask.

O= Oral (Giving or receiving?)

Norson prefers to give. But will never say no if you want to go down on him. The man will spend hours between your thighs if you let him, the overstimulation kink comes in handy here. Not to mention, Norson has a very nice tongue. Its long, he can touch the bridge of his nose with the tip of his tongue and its split. Loves to lick your deep.

P= Pace (Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?)

Truly, it depends on you and how he is feeling. If you’ve been a brat and are begging him to go faster or harder? Guess what, he’ll slow down and keep it light. But if you’ve been prefect, he’s a bit on a harder pace naturally. Always a skin to skin slapper.

Q= Quickies (Do they like them?)

Norson is always down for a quickie. He’ll never say no to you and understands sometimes you just need to get down and dirty. But he usually has kinda long quickies, so jus prepare for a quickie to last quite some time.

R= Risk (Are they risky? Are they willing to spice it up?)

Yes, Norson will be risky for you as long as its within certain boundaries. You wanna try some very spicy things? He’ll talk it over with you, figure out a game plan to where its fun and you both remain safe. He wants the best for you.

S= Stamina (How long is the round and how many rounds can they last?)

This man will be able to make you stay in bed for days. A single round can last anywhere from 10 to 25 minutes. Depending on how long he’s been teased and if he’s masturbated beforehand. But a full session can last up to seven hours. And no, he doesn’t always have to be inserted into you. Most of it is foreplay but he is hard the entire time.

T= Toys (Do they have toys? Do they use them? On their partner?)

Yup, big man has toys. But he has to special order his. Sometimes his hands aren’t enough. Using them on his partner? Oh yeah, especially when he has you tied down.

U= Unfair (How much do they tease?)

Good Lord. I hope you have an unlimited amount of patience. You’re going to need it. Norson LOVES to tease, naughty words throughout the day, scandalous touches. And he learns everything that gets his partner going in a very short amout of time too. There is not a minute that goes by that he doesn’t want you. 

V= Volume (How loud? What noises do they make?)

Norson can be very loud, he very much voices the pleasure you’re giving him. Groaning at the smaller touches, moaning at the bigger one. Words of praise or degradation (whatever you’re into). Growls and snarls. Norson has an insane deep voice too. It’ll make you wet or hard at the simplest words.

W= Wild Card (A random headcanon) 

Norson is a ring maker. In his home garage, he has a tiny workshop that he makes rings. Sometimes he sells them, others he gives away as gifts.

X= X-ray (What are they packing?)

Norson is...proportionate. A incredibly thick eight inches. Thick at a monster energy drink can from base to tip. He is cut and a shower. When he sits down and his pants tighten at the crotch, you can faintly see the outline of him and its intimidating.

Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Norson is a moving freight train. He has a ridiculous high sex drive. Almost insatiable. Always ready for you when you need him.

Z= Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

He will wait for you to fall asleep. Norson will talk about mundane stuff with you. Cracking jokes and about things about your lives. He loves to watch you sleep as he holds you to his chest.

Hope you enjoyed this!

[gamerwoo]

[Tales from the Pack] Jihoon: Unfamiliar (Part Seven)

Characters: Jihoon x female reader

Genre/warnings: werewolf au, fantasy, fluff, a tiiiiny bit of angst but not a lot, it’s mostly all good things dw

Word count: 3,604

Summary: Jihoon’s never really been considered a warm or affectionate person. His pack teases him about what it’ll be like when he finally gets a mate, but he doesn’t worry about it. Little do they know that his mate is a lot closer than they think.

a/n: this part talks about reader’s race so if that bothers you uh idk sorry lmao

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You basically had to re-learn being human. You lived as a cat for decades, so being a human for the first time since being cursed was something you had to get used to again. It was a strange feeling, but definitely a good one.

“Are the ears and tail not going to go away?” Soomin had asked.

You shrugged, “I don’t think so.”

“O-oh...” she frowned, not so much seeing it as a bad thing but just worried you might get upset about it.

“I think it’s cute,” Jihoon blurted in your defense.

He looked away from you right before you glanced at him with a smile, his face tomato red as he promptly walked away and tried to act like nothing happened.

“He gets like that,” Soomin chuckled when he’d gone outside to probably see if anybody needed help so he could get away from his embarrassment. “Jihoon’s never been the most...affectionate person. So his ma— Um...well, I’m not really sure what it is...”

The way she quickly cut herself off and trailed off seemed a little odd but you didn’t ask about it and hardly spared it any thought.

“Yeah, I noticed,” you giggled. “But it’s cute that he liked cat-me so much. But I can’t tell if that’s why he still seems to have a soft spot for me, or if maybe it’s imprinting.”

Soomin almost choked on her own saliva, staring wide-eyed at you like it was supposed to be some secret you didn’t know about. You’ve dealt with werewolves before — the witch hated them and often targeted them, though you weren’t sure where her dislike for them came from — so you knew a pretty good amount about them. And you knew that Jihoon acting so different around you versus the rest of the pack was something to note, but you weren’t sure if it was imprinting or simply the fact that you were his beloved house pet.

“Um, w-well...” Soomin began slowly, trying to gather her thoughts to deflect the conversation. She knew it wasn’t her place to have that talk with you, and Jihoon had made it pretty clear he wanted to tell you when he was ready. “I suppose you’ll have to ask Jihoon about it.”

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Jihoon couldn’t help but smile fondly at the way you skipped ahead of the werewolves toward Junmyeon’s, Danbi jogging after you while she laughed, Soomin with her arm hooked through yours as she skipped with you, and Jooyeon trying to help Jia catch up. He was happy that the rest of the mates had taken a liking to you — especially Soomin who was still afraid to go to the market, but loved that she had someone else to talk to about things that most of the pack didn’t understand — and that even the other werewolves had quickly made up with you and easily took a liking to you. As a human, you were much more lenient and happy compared to the elusive and seemingly grumpy cat that you were. But now that they knew why, none of them blamed you. You didn’t want to get your hopes up that somebody would come along and break the spell. That was understandable -- sad, but understandable.

“Jia, please be careful,” Minghao called ahead.

“I’ve got her, Hao!” Jooyeon promised as you paused to wait for the blind girl so she could be included. “Don’t worry.”

Mingyu continued to watch Jihoon watch you, taking a break from carrying his daughter to let Wonwoo have a turn, before nudging the older boy and smirking, “You’ve got it so bad.”

“Shut up,” he grumbled, a frown now forming.

“C’mon, Gyu, don’t tease him,” Seungcheol told him before his face broke into a teasing smile and he joined in himself, “it’s cuuuuute.”

“I’ll break both of your legs if you don’t shut up,” Jihoon huffed, the boys making sure to keep their voices down since you still had your catlike hearing.

“You have to tell her eventually, y’know,” Seungkwan told him with a teasing tone to his voice.

“You don’t know anything,” he grumbled even though he knew the younger boy was right. “You’ve never even imprinted before so you can’t tell me what I need to do.”

“But you do,” the other wolves who had all mated now interjected. 

Minghao added on, “You can’t keep it a secret forever.”

“Soomin said _____ already has a feeling you imprinted,” Wonwoo reported. “She told me last week.”

Jihoon stopped walking and turned to look up at Wonwoo. The other four stopped too as you and the girls continued on ahead, giggling at whatever you were talking about.

“And you didn’t tell me?!” Jihoon shouted.

The five of you stopped and turned around, looking at how Jihoon looked about ready to tackle the taller werewolf. The boys noticed you had stopped and all four of them looked back at you.

“Are you okay?” you asked Jihoon, seeing as the shout came from him.

“Uh, y-yeah,” he nodded.

You shrugged, “Okay.”

And then the three of you carried on again.

“He’s getting touchy,” Jia noted.

Jooyeon scoffed, “It’s his own fault.”

Your eyebrows furrowed as you looked between them, “What’s that mean?”

But Jooyeon only left your question hanging as she quickly caught Jia before she could trip over a root in the ground.

The rest of the walk to Junmyeon’s was filled with a lot of loud laughter from the girls. But the wolves knew they were safe since they were so deep in the woods. Their only worry would be werewolf hunters -- who probably wouldn’t be out in the middle of the woods in broad daylight -- or animals, but most animals were smart enough to stay away from werewolves. They were only going to visit since it had been a while since Junmyeon’s mate had seen any of the others -- and she was currently the only mate in their pack, anyway -- and because they hadn’t seen Jiwoo in a long time and just about everybody adored her and she’d essentially given almost all of them baby fever.

Once they had gotten to the house, the door was already being opened by Junmyeon, who seemed extra excited to see them once he saw the baby that was now in Seungcheol’s arms instead as he led the pack up the steps.

“Jiwoo!” he cooed as the baby was handed over to him. 

“Nice to see you, too,” Danbi nodded.

“Oh, hey!” he grinned. “It’s been a while. Dae’s going to be excited to see the-- Th-the girls.”

The older alpha tripped over his words when his golden eyes found you among the mates. Your scent was familiar to him and so were your eyes, but he was confused as to why a cat was suddenly a human.

Unless...

“Jiwoo?” a male’s excited voice could be heard inside the house.

“Jiwoo?” an equally excited girl spoke up.

“You all stay put!” Junmyeon called to them before inviting all of you into the house.

Seungcheol led all of you to the living room where the pack was all gathered, including Dae who you recognized from your visit with Jihoon before. You recognized almost all of them, actually. But of course, none of them recognized you -- at least not until your scent hit them.

But there was one person who immediately knew who you were, smirking at you from where he sat by the window.

“Nice to see you back to yourself, _____,” Luhan said casually as he stood.

All eyes went to Luhan, including his own pack’s. Everyone seemed confused as to how he would’ve known you were a human, including you.

Except his pack wasn’t confused that he knew. They were confused how he knew, and they were surprised that he was correct. He had been saying it to them ever since you’d left with Jihoon that day, insisting that Jihoon felt something like a mini-pull to you that wasn’t strong enough to have really imprinted because you were an animal. But he knew there was something small there, it just wouldn’t actually be the real thing until you were a human again. Everyone thought he was crazy, saying Jihoon would imprint on a cat.

“It’s not imprinting, at least not yet,” Luhan tried to explain. “It’s just a connection because cat or not, _____ is still his mate.”

“Sure, Lu,” Baekhyun had scoffed and rolled his eyes, dismissing Luhan’s odd hypothesis even though Luhan had a strange way of just knowing things nobody else did.

“Wait, what?” Jooyeon asked.

“I knew,” Luhan smiled proudly with a nod. “It was obvious with the way her and Jihoon were.”

Jihoon’s eyes widened, knowing where the foreign wolf was going with this.

“Uh, maybe let’s not...” he trailed off, unsure of how exactly to tell them he hadn’t told you he imprinted yet without, well, telling you.

Seeing how awkward Jihoon became, the entire pack was aware of what he was trying to say. And with the way he nervously eyed you despite having a hand on your back and standing right beside you, they knew that even though he hadn’t told you, he still couldn’t stay away.

Chanyeol burst into loud laughter while Minseok just mumbled, “God, they’re a mess...”

“You knew I was human and didn’t say anything to me?” you asked with a slight frown as you looked at Luhan.

“What was I supposed to say?” he chuckled. “My pack already thinks I’m odd, I couldn’t have Jihoon thinking the same thing. Besides, I figured it would all be solved eventually. I knew Jia suspected something because of what Yixing said, so.”

“Why is it the odd Chinese ones who know everything?” Baekhyun wondered, looking between Luhan and Jia.

Jia smirked, replying with, “Because we’re better than you.”

-

Everything else that Jihoon learned about you over the two weeks you were human only made him fall more and more in love with you. Considering the two of you continued with your nightly routine of you curling up in bed with him and him continuing to stroke your ears or hair out of habit, it was natural the two of you would talk about just about anything as you were trying to sleep. Everything between where the two of you came from, to what you hope for in the future, and everything and anything in between.

One of the things he found most interesting to hear about was your life before becoming a cat.

“My mom was Korean, but my dad was Indian and came here,” you had explained one night while he listened intently, staring up at the ceiling and just enjoying your voice. “I’m not sure where he came from specifically since he died before I was born. But my mom got remarried when I was a few months old so my step-dad was basically my dad.”

“So you’re half Korean and half Indian,” he nodded. “Do you know anything about your dad’s culture?”

“My mom tried but didn’t know a lot. My parents tried to find out more so they could raise me knowing that part of me, but they couldn’t find much,” you sighed. “I did see a Korean man with an Indian child at one of the markets the witch went to, but they stayed far away from her booth. I think the man might’ve known something was off.”

“Did you live near here?”

“No. It would take about three days to get from where I lived to here. We lived on the other side of the Capitol. I did meet the princess though!”

“The current one? As a human?”

“No,” you laughed quietly, “but it was the current one. I was a cat. I’d met her when she was a little kid — maybe about five. But recently I saw her again and she remembered me. Well, she said I looked like a stray cat she saw when she was a child. But then her guards yelled at her for petting a dirty street cat and hurried her away. That means that by association, you’ve also touched the princess.”

“Oh, wow,” he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes with a chuckle.

“What about you?” you wondered. “What’s your story?”

Jihoon hummed softly, still mindlessly stroking your soft ears with one hand while his other arm was tucked behind his head, “Well, I first shifted when I was about fifteen or sixteen. I ran away for a long time but I didn’t know where to go or what to do. I figured I should try to go back and figure out what to do from there. Not everyone was shunned from their families, so maybe I’d have some time to stay there and decide where to go. Mine were just happy I was alive because I’m their only child. They thought I died, but I knew if I stayed, not only would I die, but they would too. I couldn’t stay with them long.”

“So you don’t talk to them anymore?” you asked.

“I do, but not often. I don’t go see them too much because it’s risky. That, and it’s pretty far from here. But since they’re so old now... I figure I should see them while I can, y’know? I’m lucky that they forgave me and even wanted to see me again.”

You and Jihoon had learned so much about each other over your two weeks as a human. But even with the intimate moments with Jihoon like nights before bed or the days spent on the couch with you curled up into his side while he softly read books to you like he used to, you were starting to feel less like he had imprinted and more like his softness for you was leftover from when you were a cat. He never made any moves to indicate that you were his mate, and he certainly didn’t tell you. So you chalked the draw to him to you simply having some silly crush on him -- which, admittedly, grew to much more over your time spent with the pack -- that wasn’t returned.

It was funny how you were worried the spell would never be broken because nobody would ever love you, and the very person who broke it didn’t love you the way you wanted him to.

-

“Doesn’t it feel weird being so...nice to _____?” Josh wondered, not entirely joking as he watched Jihoon dig in the dirt in the garden while he just watched with his arms crossed.

“No,” he replied simply.

“Well it’s weird seeing it,” Wonwoo mumbled. “No offense but I never thought I’d see the day you got a mate. I was sure you’d bite their head off.”

“Okay, okay, enough teasing,” Soonyoung stepped in, deciding to put a stop to the teasing. Sometimes he had to act like an alpha -- only sometimes. “Jihoon’s not always mean and you guys know it. You’ve seen him with the mates and with Jiwoo. You’ve seen him when any of us are upset. He still has a heart so I think we’ve had enough jokes of how he doesn’t. Besides, _____ seems to like that he has a soft spot for her.”

As if it was timed, the backdoor opened and you were poking your head out, asking, “Jihoon, can I talk to you?”

“Spoke too soon,” Chan coughed from where he was planting more wheat seeds.

Jihoon looked up from his work, standing up from the dirt, “Y-yeah, sure.”

He shoved the tool in his hand into Joshua’s chest before walking into the house. But instead of backing away from the door and going up to his room or something like he thought, you stayed by the backdoor after he closed it.

“Do you like me?” you blurted.

Jihoon’s eyes widened, surprised that this was what you wanted to talk about. He also knew everyone outside -- and inside -- could hear. They probably could even in his bedroom but at least it would still be a little more secluded than the hallway. But you wanted answers now before you jumped to any conclusions. You’d already jumped to the conclusion nobody would ever be able to break the spell, therefore you stayed away from any humans as to not get your hopes up that they might be the one. That basically ruined your life for however many decades, so you weren’t going to make the same mistake again.

“Do I...l-like you?” he stuttered. “Um...i-in what way?”

“In the way werewolves like people,” you clarified. “Did you imprint on me, or are you just nice to me because you liked me as a cat and you’re used to me?”

“I-- Um...” he cleared his throat, knowing he had to just tell you now, but he still was having difficulty finding the words even though the only one he needed was ‘yes’. “Why are you asking so suddenly?”

“Because I love you and I need to know if--”

“Hang on,” he interrupted you, looking even more surprised than he had before. “You... You love me?”

You nodded shameless, just stating what he needed to know.

There were a few things he’d learned about you as a human: you were blunt about how you felt about things, but you hated confrontation most of the time, and you were far friendlier than you were as a cat. You were always smiling, giggling, and you were very touchy and cuddly. You loved affection and praise, you could talk about anything for hours, and you always seemed so happy.

But you were also needy. You stuck by Jihoon’s side like glue -- not that he was complaining -- so he should’ve expected that you’d feel what he did and want answers on if he returned those feelings. But instead of thinking about that, he was too busy being up in his own head, tangled in his thoughts of how he should tell you. He was so nervous that you might reject him that he didn’t stop to think that you might be scared of the opposite.

“I always felt a draw to you, but those feelings grew after I started hanging around as a cat,” you explained, just blabbering because now your nerves were getting the better of you. “When I turned into a human, I thought maybe you might have imprinted or something because you look at me this certain way, but now I’m not sure because it’s been three weeks and you haven’t said anything and nobody else has so now I’m scared that I fell in love with you when you don’t love me, so--”

“I do love you,” he let out suddenly, seeing the worry and sadness that began to take over your features as you spoke. He couldn’t handle seeing you upset or afraid that he didn’t love you back. He just had to come out with it to make you happy again. “I imprinted on you the second I saw you that morning you changed back to a human, I just wasn’t sure how to tell you because...I dunno, I’ve never...been good with...feelings...and talking...”

Your expression had turned to surprise when Jihoon suddenly confessed to you, and then melted into a smile that was topped off with a giggle when he began to shyly trail off and look away. You stepped toward him and wrapped your arms around his waist, resting your head against his shoulder. Jihoon let out a sigh of what seemed to be relief as he put his arms around you and buried his nose in your hair right between your black ears on the top of your head.

“Yeah, I noticed,” you told him, “but I think it’s cute.”

“I’m sorry I made you worry,” he mumbled into your hair.

“That’s okay. We’ll work on the expressing emotions thing.”

“I can express them physically,” he clarified -- something he had made obvious considering how touchy he was with you as well, even around his pack despite the constant teasing, “just not verbally.”

“You verbally express rage just fine!” Joshua called from outside.

Jihoon lifted his head and whipped his head around toward the door, a growl bubbling in his chest. You laughed and patted his back, helping him calm down.

“A little to well, maybe,” you teased.

“Stop worrying about us and just kiss her, dumbass,” Soonyoung told him through the door.

Jihoon seemed like he’d forgotten that was something he could do now. You were his mate and now you knew, so kissing you should make sense. So why was he panicking all of a sudden, his heart racing and his palms beginning to sweat as he turned back to look at you.

“C-can I?” he stammered nervously.

You shrugged with a light laugh, trying to calm his obvious nerves, “I have to warn you, I haven’t kissed anybody in...maybe at least 90 years if I had to guess.”

“Is that a no...?” he wondered quietly.

You couldn’t help but giggle as your hands moved up to his shoulders and you pulled him closer, pressing your lips to his. Jihoon was practically purring as he subconsciously held you tighter, but you couldn’t even tease him about it because you were purring too.

You both pulled away and looked at each other, your face heating up as you watched his turn red and laugh to himself shyly.

“I wouldn’t have guessed it’s been 90 years,” he shrugged, trying to play off how flustered he was.

Outside, you could hear his brothers snickering to each other.

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Kuroko - Kagami x ? Part 2

k- "This is Himuro Tatsuya, my childhood bestfriend."

All of them were stunned. They had heard of Kagami having a friend when he was little.They even knew he still wore the ring around his neck because of him. But he had never told his team mates his name.

h- "Hi, it's nice to meet you all. You guys must be Taigas team mates." Huyuga was the first one to recover from the shock and said

hu- "W-well it's nice to meet you. I'm Junpei Huyga, Kagami's upper classmen. We have heard a lot about you."

h- "Oh, you have. Looks like Taiga talks about me a lot, huh."

k- "NO I DON'T! I just mentioned you a couple of times." he said as his cheeks started blushing.

h- "I was just kidding Taiga." he said as he chuckled and rubbed a hand over Kagami's cheek. Kagami blushed even more. The team and Aomine noticed this and were still so shocked.

Kagami was very passionate about his relationship with Kuroko. He had had his fair share of girls and boys try to get with him and he turned them all down. So to even just let another person besides Kuroko to touch him so intimately was shocking.

k- "Himuro, what are you even doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in the U.S?"

h- "Well I was but then I decided to come to Japan." he said as he moved his hand from his cheek to his hair and rubbing it gently.

k- "But why? Is there something important here for you to be here"

h- "What, you don't want me to be here?" he said making a fake sad face.

k- "NO,no no. I want you to be here I just!!"he said in a panic and Himuro just laughed a little.

h- "hahaha! Calm down, I'm just teasing you. I actually came here because I got an offer to be on a team. I just happen to find out that you went to this school and decided to drop by and see my bunny again." Kagami got all red again.

k- "I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!" he went over to Aonime who was looking so shocked and to the ball that he had in his hands and through it at Himuro.

h- "HAHAHA!!! I was just kidding Taiga!" he said as he doged the ball"

k-" Whatever! What team did you get into?"

h- "I got into Yosen High."

k- "Wow. Of course you would get accepted into the school that your boyfriend goes to."Now the team and Aomine were surprised again. They did all this 'flirting' just for him to have a boyfriend.

a- WAIT! Y-you have a boyfriend!"Aonime said

h- "Hmmm, aren't you one of those, what do you call it.Oh yeah, Generation of Miracles. And yes I do have a boyfriend."

k- "I'm pretty sure you know who it is.He is also one of the Generation of Miracles."

r- "Wait really! Who is it?!"Riko also chimed in.

k- "Yeah it's Murasakibara."All the team and Aomine were now gaping at that shock. They were so confused. Then all of a sudden they looked back to see Kuroko who had no emotions on his face. Kagami and Himuro looked at what they were looking at. Kuroko started walking towards Kagmi and the team made way so they wouldn't anger him any more than he already was.

Kuroko was right in fornt of Kagami and looked at him with a deadly jealous gaze.

ku- "Kagmi would you come with me for a moment."

k- "Huh, what's wrong with you Kuroko. Is there something you n..."

ku- "Taiga. Come with me." he said with a voice that sent chills down Kagami's spine. Also Kuroko never used his first name unless something was wrong he should probably go.

k- "O-okay. Well bye Him....! Hey Kuroko!!" before he could say good bye, he was being pulled by his blue haired boyfriend.

h- " Ummm...is he going to be okay?"Himuro asked.

a- "Yeah.His ass will probably hurt later though. Aomine answered.

Meanwhile, Kagami and Kuroko had just got to the bathroom stalls. Kuroko pushed Kagami in one of the last one's and locked the door.

k- "What are you doing Kuroko! Is something wrong that you drag me out and push me into a bathroom stall!"

Kuroko walked up to him and kissed him hard and put his hands on Kagami's hips.

TBC - To Be Continued

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Animalogy 💫🦉🐙🐊

1) Would you classify yourself as someone athletic?

a) Yes (Go to question 2)

b) No (Go to question 3)

2) You would classify yourself as:

a) A nerdy person (go to question 7)

b) Tough (go to question 3)

c) An average guy/girl (go to question 5)

3) Would you accept money from a stranger?

a) Yes (Go to question 5)

b) No (Go to question 4)

4) If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

a) Oak (Go to question 10)

b) Weeping Willow (Go to question 8)

c) Fir Tree (Go to question 9)

5) A movie you wanted to see is sold out. What will you do?

a) Go home (go to question 7)

b) Go see a different movie (go to question 6)

c) Go do something else (go to question 4)

6) A mysterious hooded stranger arrives at your house. You are most likely to:

a) Greet him/her (go to question 8)

b) Hide and make them think you’re not home (go to question 9)

c) Call the cops (go to question 7)

d) Yell though the door “I’ve got a gun!” ( go to question 7)

7) Would you call yourself strong (physically or mentally)?

a) Yes (go to question 8)

b) No (Go to question 10)

8) There is an earthquake. What will you do?

a) Go out and help anyone in need (go to question 10)

b) Go to a safe place with family and friends (go to question 9)

c) Panic and wait for someone to help you (Go to Profile P)

9) You buy ice cream, and a kid comes up to you and tells you he's really hungry and hasn't eaten in days. Your reaction will be:

a) To stick the ice cream in his face and run away (go to profile Y)

b) To ignore him and eat your ice cream (Go to profile A)

c) To give him your ice cream (Go to Question 11)

d) you think he is lying (Go to profile U)

10) Your friend challenges you to a game. What will your answer be?

a) "Bring it on!"(Go to question 11)

b) “Fine.” (Go to question 15)

c) "Leave me alone!" (Go to question 14)

d) "Sorry, but I really don't feel like it." (Go to question 12)

11) You are going to take a quiz (like one in school). Your score is most likely to be:

a) Perfect (Go to Profile B)

b) Enough to pass (Go to question 12)

c) Failing. I don't actually care anyway. (Go to Profile R)

d) I don’t know (Go to question 25)

12) How many friends do you have?

a) One only (go to question 13)

b) About three to five (go to question 18)

c) A LOT!(go to question 14

13) Are you constantly:

a) Bullied? (Go to question 15)

b) Feared by others? (Go to Profile G)

c) Idolized? (Go to profile D)

14) The food you eat is usually:

a) Cheap (go to question 17)

b) Expensive (go to question 16)

c) Both! I love food! (Go to question 22)

15) Do you believe in the saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

a) Yes (go to profile C)

b) No (Go to Profile F)

16) Do you believe in true love?

a) Yes (go to question 17)

b) No (Go to question 22)

17) You see your crush. You are most likely to:

a) Flirt with him/her (go to Profile E)

b) Run away (go to question 20)

c) Act mean to him/her (go to Profile L)

d) Act normal (go to question 24)

18) One of your bad traits (among these) are:

a) Being noisy/talkative (go to Profile W)

b) None at all. I'm perfect! (go to Profile I)

c) Being shy (go to question 19)

19) What do you think about nerds/geeks/smart people?

a) They're okay (go to Profile H)

b) EWWWWW!!!!!! (Go to question 21)

c) They are know-it-alls (go to question 20)

20) Someone asks you: "What do you know about the Industrial Revolution?" Your response would be:

a) "Yawn…”(go to Profile J)

b) "Oh, I know all about it!"(go to question 23)

c) "Um… I think I remember it from somewhere…"(Go to profile M)

d) “Why do you want to know!?” (Go to profile E)

21) Someone says: "Did you know that eating glue makes your brain stronger?” Your initial response would be:

a) Really?! (Go to question 23)

b) Yeah, right! (Go to Profile U)

c) That’s nice. (go to profile L)

22) If you were in a human food chain, where would you put yourself?

a) At the bottom… I'm low-class…. (Go to Profile X)

b) At the very top! I'm the predator of all predators! (Go to Profile N)

c) Somewhere in the middle, I guess…(Go to question 19)

23) Would you call yourself hardworking?

a) Yes (go to profile K)

b) No (go to question 24)

c) Uhhh… Sometimes. (go to profile Q)

d) No more then yes ( go to question 24)

24) If you had a special power, which power would you want to have?

a) The power to be invisible (Go to Profile T)

b) The power to be the greatest person on Earth!(Go to Profile S)

c) The power to be the fastest thing alive! (Go to Profile V)

d) I don't need special powers. (Go to question 25)

e) the power to teleport ( go to question 26)

25) You are known as:

a) A loner (Go to Profile Z)

b) A good friend to all (Go to Profile AB)

c) A food expert (Go to profile AC)

d) A majorly fun person (Go to Profile AD)

e) A person with a split personality (Go to Profile AE)

f) A weird person ( go to profile Y)

26) Which one of these is a good attribute about you?

a) You are flexible (go to question 27)

b) You are strong, mentally or physically (go to question 25)

c) You are different (go to profile AE)

d) You are normal (go to profile H)

27) Who do you hang out with?

a) Smart people (go to question 25)

b) Gangsters (go to profile F)

c) Weird people (go to profile AF)

d) Every one (go to profile AG)

Profiles

A. Peach Pig -You are a big, lazy slob. Yet, you have a lot of strength but are afraid to use it. -Soul mate: Magenta Squirrel -In conflict with: Ocre and gray Dolphin

B. Blue Fox -You are a born leader who cannot resist a challenge. You are driven to excel and a perfectionist. -Soul mate: Yellow Trout -In conflict with: Indigo Beaver

C. Pink Sloth -You are an outcast; A follower, socially inept. You are the lowest of all animology, mainly because you smell of overripe fruit. -Soul mate: Silver Badger -In conflict with: Tawny Mouse

D. Teal Cat -You are as swift as a ninja. You can be soft-hearted and cruel at the same time, and extremely hard to please -Soul mate: Beige raccoon -In conflict with: Red Jaguar

E. Yellow Trout -You are extremely self-centered and only think of yourself. You are also very whiny and annoying to others, but you are able to get away with it. Aside from that, you have slow reactions, except when you're in love. -Soul mate: Blue fox -In conflict with: Green Puppy

F. Blue Baboon -An aggressive animology, especially to your enemies. You also have quick reflexes, but it takes you an unnaturally long time to remember something. -Soul mate: Purple bat -In conflict with: Red weasel

G. Red Weasel -You are an extreme know-it-all, even if you're not perfect. You are also noisy, but far from hardworking. -Soul mate: Brown Iguana -In conflict with: Blue baboon

H. Silver Badger -You are very loyal to others and hardworking. You are a good friend, even if others find you sometimes a bit boring. -Soul mate: Pink Sloth -In conflict with: White Tiger

I. Orange Snake -Like the snake itself, you are cunning and very boastful. You love to be the best, even if you're not, but you try hard enough. -Soul mate: Periwinkle Cow -In conflict with: Gray Chicken

J. Green Puppy -You are very patient, but often moody. You like to strike when least expected, even if you're not exactly what one would call observant. -Soul mate: Fuchsia Possum -In conflict with: Yellow Trout

K. Indigo Beaver -You are very resourceful and patient, but you are often naïve and fall for others' traps. Luckily, you get out of most of them. -Soul mate: Lavender cheetah -In conflict with: Blue fox

L. Purple Bat -You are often blind to the world, and because of this, you use your heart to sense things. Yet, you are feared by other animologies, because you don't always listen to what your heart has to say, and you end up doing cruel things. -Soul mate: Blue baboon -In conflict with: Golden Lion

M. Black Sheep -You are different from other animologies. Even if some people think you are weak and are a disgrace, your heart always remains strong and pure. -Soul mate: Maroon Panda -In conflict with: Magenta Squirrel

N. Golden Lion -You consider yourself as the king of all animologies and have a lot of dignity. But despite this statement, you are lazy and often end up embarrassing yourself. -Soul mate: White Tiger -In conflict with: Silver Badger

O. Brown Iguana -You are quiet and often stay in one place pondering your next move. You are not a threat to other animologies, even if your strikes are quite lethal. -Soul mate: Red Weasel -In conflict with: Fuchsia Possum

P. Gray Chicken -You are cowardly, and quick to react. When danger strikes, you immediately run away, only thinking of yourself. -Soul mate: Tawny Mouse -In conflict with: Orange Snake

Q. White Tiger -You are unique; A graceful yet cunning animology. Yet, even with your strength, you are very easy prey to others. -Soul mate: Golden Lion -In conflict with: Silver Badger

R. Scarlet Bear -You are constantly a bully to others, but wit is your ultimate weakness. Another disadvantage is that you're slow, but make up with your great amount of strength. -Soul mate: Saffron Rabbit -In conflict with: Periwinkle Cow

S. Red Jaguar -Extremely quick, but you are easy to trick. All of your senses are quite strong, but you get caught, mainly because of too much pride in yourself, which causes insecurity. -Soul mate: Tan Giraffe -In conflict with: Teal Cat

T. Tawny Mouse -A shy and quiet animology, but when you're by yourself, you are very active and peppy. Even if you are timid, you have a strong inner self. -Soul mate: Gray Chicken -In conflict with: Pink Sloth

U. Bronze Goat -You are hard working, but only think of yourself. Yet, you are very clever and often self-confident. -Soul mate: Ocre and gray Dolphin -In conflict with: Beige Raccoon

V. Saffron Rabbit -You are shy but pure, and quick. You are sensitive but friendly. However, you can never seem to stay in one place. -Soul mate: Scarlet bear -In conflict with: Lavender Cheetah

W. Fuchsia Possum -You are extremely talkative, peppy, and like to make a lot of noise. People sometimes find you annoying, but you don't care because you always love to have fun. -Soul mate: Green Puppy -In conflict with: Brown Iguana

X. Periwinkle Cow -You are lazy but content with your simple life. Aside from this, you are very helpful, even if you won't admit it. -Soul mate: Orange Snake -In conflict with: Scarlet Bear

Y. Lavender Cheetah -You are the fastest and most agile of all animologies. Because of this, sometimes you do things immediately without even stopping to think, and bad things occur to you. -Soul mate: Indigo Beaver -In conflict with: Saffron Rabbit

Z. Tan Giraffe -You are much of a loner, but you are brave and are a quick thinker. You like helping others, but you keep it a secret. -Soul mate: Red Jaguar -In conflict with: Maroon Panda

AB. Beige Raccoon -You are the nervous type, and are always unsure of yourself. Yet, you are nice, friendly and quite smart and sarcastic. -Soul mate: Teal Cat -In conflict with: Bronze Goat

AC. Maroon Panda -You are very picky, but extremely exact and accurate about everything. It often takes you a long time to make decisions, but you often get good results. -Soul mate: Black sheep -In conflict with: Tan Giraffe

AD. Ocre and Gray (OG) Dolphin -You are a good friend to others, and love to have fun. People lighten up because of you, even if sometimes you act pretty weird. -Soul mate: Bronze Goat -In conflict with: Peach Pig

AE. Magenta Squirrel -You are good company and are always in a good mood, but you can be odd and slow at times -Soul mate: Peach Pig -In conflict with: Black Sheep

AF. Silver and Red (SR) Wolf -You are strong and most of the time naïve, but when it comes to love you know it all, you prefer to be quite around Adults. -Soul mate: Gold Falcon -In conflicted with: Maroon Panda

AG. Gold Falcon -You are a very smart person and you are aggressive too, although you let your pride get in the way sometimes, you are very good in romantic situation. - Soul mate: Silver and Red Wolf -In conflict with: Teal Cat