Fairy Tail but they're all on bad reality cable shows
Some Reporter Guy: So, Mavis, how do you keep yourself looking so young? The ladies want to know -
Mavis: *smiling at the camera*
Acnologia: what kind of question is that? The ladies?? Young... What - whY would you -
Mavis: Well, first you have to commit a mortal sin against God.
*Question pops up on the board*
*Both Natsu and Gajeel slam their button*
Natsu: 43!!
Gajeel: THEY ASKED FOR A PRESIDENT -
Erza: Now when baking a cake. It is important to utilize the utmost care when stirring your batter.
Jellal: babe. Babe... babe you're killing the batter. BABE! BABE, I THINK YOU DID IT! E R Z A IT'S ON THE CEILING STOP STIRRING
Mira: And on today's episode of "Help, I have a stalker" we have long-time guest Gray Fullbuster. How's the situation been going, Gray?
Gray: Ima be honest, idk how I got here.
Mira: Oh?
Gray: Yeah, Juvia said to hop in the car and I kind of just went with it.
Mira: Juvia... your... stalker?
Gray: Oh yeah she moved in. She kept breaking my locks and it was getting annoying.
Makarov: And now, our largest jackpot yet, but who will win the prize?
Cana: It's obviously me, I'm going to buy so much booze once I'm out of here
Mira: ya know, I could use a bit of extra income, just to stay safe.
Lucy: TAKE THAT MONEY AND I'LL ACTUALLY KILL YOU I NEED TO PAY RENT -
*A new question appears*
*Natsu lunges for the button and slams it*
Natsu: "43!!"
Gajeel *slamming his head": oh my GOD STOP ANSWERING, THEY ASKED FOR A SONG TITLE - WE'RE GONNA LOSE
Happy: So... Gildarts. The tests are in
Gildarts: *Nervously sweating*
Happy: You...
Gildarts: *chewing his nails*
Happy: Are...
Gildarts: *hyperventilating*
Happy: Not. The Father.
Gildarts: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jet: Hi there everyone, and welcome back to a new episode of "Are They Gay?"
Freed: *direct eye contact with camera* Yes. There we go. Show over.
Droy: No... unless it's Jet. Like I'd kiss Jet, but like in a bro way...
Laxus: *shoves camera away*
Macao: I love woman. I LOVE woman
Jet: *behind the camera* isn't Wakaba co-parenting with you?
Macao: And? A bro can't move in and help raise a kid anymore? Come on Jet, I thought you were more progressive then that -
Natsu: *pressing the button* the answer is 43!!
Gajeel: *leaning over his stand, actively restraining himself* If you press that button and say 43, one more damn time... I will break 43 of your bones - and then eat them.
Charle: And going to rank #3 on the list of People I Hate, we have Loke.
Loke: WHAT!?
Wendy: Charle, NO-
Charle: HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID
Like: I DON'T ACTUALLY -
Charle: YOU TOLD MY CHILD ABOUT ALL OF YOUR LITTLE ONE-NIGHT STANDS YOU LITTLE SHIT-
Wendy: Im not your child! I hatched you out of an egg!
Loke: *Insulted* Whoa whoa whoa, I didn't tell her ALL of them! And I left out all the important details!
Charle: I WILL MOVE YOU TO RANK 2 SO HELP ME-
Porlyusica: *At the judge's stand, reading glasses on, skimming through summaries*
Zeref: *Takes the stand*
Porlyusica: *slamming the gavel* Jail. She was hundreds of years younger than you
Lyon: *Takes the stand*
Porlyusica: *gavel slam* Jail. She is too young for you.
Bora: *Takes the stand*
Porlyusica: *gavel slams twice* Jail. And more Jail just in case that wasn't enough.
Mest: *Taking the stand nervously* "Hi... "
Porlyusica: *stares at the camera* I want this man executed immediately. And if you won't do it I will. Look at Wendy again, and I'll skin you alive.
Natsu: *slamming the button* 43!!
Gajeel: THAT'S IT! I'M KILLING HIM!! I DON'T CARE HOW MANY YEARS I SERVE-
Gameshow host: That is correct! 43 is indeed the answer and with that, you've won the jackpot!
Natsu: *grinning* See! I knew it was gonna work eventually
Gajeel: *rolling his sleeves up* Oh fuck no you're still dying -
Jellal: Erza, maybe we should take on a self defense show instead of a baking show -
Erza: Maybe you should go make a show with your fiance.
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this boy. gosh, this boy will never not melt her heart, erin thinks as a hint of sheer wonderment reaches her bright blue eyes, making them twinkle with joy. a smile as warm as the sun outside tugs at the corners of her lips and lights up her entire face. motherhood can be overwhelming and incredibly stressful at times, all the tantrums and sleepless nights, the why’s and how’s, but it’s all worth it in the end. after all, she never thought, not even in her wildest dreams, that she’d receive such a sweet, heartfelt birthday present. instantly, she scoops her son up into her arms, refusing to acknowledge he’s already eight years old and soon she most likely won’t be able to pick him up, and sits him on her lap. arms curling around his body as she plants at least a dozen of kisses on his cheek, she squeezes him close to her and basks in the warmth of his skin. ❝ did you draw this all by yourself? ❞ she asks with a sweet smile, gently moving the chocolate away as she picks up the drawing to take a closer look at it.
❝ oh, wow! it’s me! you drew a picture of mommy! i even have blue eyes and brown hair and… i’m wearing the cutest pink dress in the world! this is so beautiful! the most beautiful picture in the whole wide world! ❞ she praises in a sing-song voice, resting her chin on her son’s shoulder as she marvels at the picture in her hands. the attention to detail is truly impressive. she wouldn’t trade this piece of art for any of da vinci or van gogh’s paintings, wouldn’t trade it for anything. this is way better, way more exquisite and gorgeous, way more meaningful. ❝ can mommy frame it and put it on the wall like they do in art galleries? ❞ she asks, tracing the pretty heart with her fingertip. her nose begins to tingle and eyes fill up with tears of happiness as she struggles to keep her emotions at bay. he’s too pure for this world, too precious. ❝ and you even made sure to give me my favorite candy?! what?! ❞ and suddenly it is. it really is her favorite candy. days old and with the wrapper slightly torn — it’s clearly been through a lot, but she doesn’t mind. nothing’s ever looked quite as delicious to her before. ❝ this is the best birthday present ever! thank you so, so, so much, sebastian rose, ❞ she murmurs, hugging her son while also showering his face with kisses. what did she do to deserve this sweet angel?
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get better! | p. sunghoon
SMAU! synopsis -› in which your neighbor and popular twitch streamer park sunghoon breaks his arm, so he switches to vlog style content that matches up with your’s! now everyone’s curious why 1) you have a cute boy in your apartment, 2) sunghoon’s not on his grind anymore, and 3) when are you two going to date!?
pair -› twitch streamer!sunghoon x vlogger!reader
includes -› fluff, humor/comedy, romance!!
trope -› strangers/acquaintances to lovers
cw -› cursing, i am chronically online so my humor is broken, i also don't know how to navigate twitter so forgive the inconsistent times or details, more to be added!
a/n -› guys i literally have never written an smau before. HELP??? it's been in my drafts since 2022 and now i finally wanna make it, plsplspls tell me if i seem like im plagarizing and i'll share proof + explanations! I have not been on enha tumblr in years but ik there's trope overlaps here and there!! super excited doe
TAGLIST OPEN! (send an ask, dm, or comment on THIS post to be added!!) SLOW UPDATES!
PROFILES. |||
sesame road | y/n l/n, yang jungwon, kim sunoo, l. inka, t. amber
fortnite new szn in 2 dayz? | park sunghoon, lee heeseung, sim jaeyun, park jongseong, riki nishimura
NEW VIDEO OUT EVERY FRIDAY! STREAMING TUESDAY AND SATURDAY AT 8PM! YAP CITY PODCAST NEW EP OUT NOW!
DON’T SPAM LIKE ILL BLOCK YOU
prologue: maeumi x 4 | new fortnight fortnite battle pass
nickname basis
fractured humerus or broken humor??
WITH Y/N RENT FREE JUST POSTED! meet my neighbor ig???
revenue is spiraling...
stan twit not ready
HOONIEBEE IS LIVE! join stream 4 special guest
user omgilovesunghoonandiwanttomarryhim
delululand
is he 5'11 and has insane biceps
YAP CITY NEW EP OUT NOW! hooniebee, w/ y/n, and red flags!
do not download bedwars
#sunghoonisoverparty
WITH Y/N RENT FREE JUST POSTED! my kitchen almost caught fire!
YAP CITY NEW EP OUT NOW! hooniebee, w/ y/n, burning questions + special guests
togetherness
top ten worst among us betrayals
WITH Y/N RENT FREE JUST POSTED! grwm! pottery date, cooking pt. 2, and boyfren :P
MEDIA SPECIALS
jam with won pt 3 | Yang Jungwon
snooze acoustic cover - lee heeseung | HEESEUNG
how to make THE BEST 20 minute alfredo | cooking mama jay park
playing plat in silver lobbies | niki, jake
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