#big feral hours

[vegaly-art]

"I will not judge you for what you are. Just as I will not judge you for what you've fashioned yourself out to be. Or what you've lost in pursuit of that."

"Rest Easy. Your soft heart is safe in my grasp."

"I am born of cruelty but that isn't all I am"

[therealjosephcranor]

Tbh I think people are clipping the wrong part of the Ivantill kiss like - okay yes the big sweeping kiss is BEAUTIFUL. But have you all seen. the last kiss. the tiny, sweet kiss Ivan gives Till just before he starts to choke him. When they make eye contact and you can see the determination and love in Ivan's eyes, and for the first time, Till finally sees him back.

[an-albino-pinetree]

[hatsunevitu]

for some reason i enjoy so much the idea of kyle actually genuinely liking cartman’s appearance. like, he would never admit it – especially to cartman – but somehow eric really is a perfect match for kyle’s preferences.

therefore he can’t possibly stand the idea of cartman changing his appearance to become more “beautiful” in other people’s opinions, because kyle likes him the way he already is — and kyle already is sure cartman is beautiful.

so eeeevery time cartman has even a tiniest thought of losing weight, kyle makes sure he will change his mind.

cartman: I don’t know, man, maybe I really should lose weight… I mean, I’m hot as hell right now, but imagine all those girls who will go completely insane when they see me all skinny and sexy?

kyle: Gross. I don’t want to even think about it.

cartman: Are you jealous, Kyle? Or are you just envious ‘cuz I get more females’ attention being big-boned than you do with your thin ass?

kyle: Don’t you flatter yourself, Fatass. When was the last time a girl looked at you without a terror on her face?

cartman: Oh, shut up, Jew! You’re just afraid you’ll look even uglier next to me.

kyle: So you’re going on a diet, right?

cartman: Right!

kyle: Okay, good luck with this. …Oh, wait, isn’t this a KFC restaurant right there? And, wow, look: I have fifteen bucks right here! Damn, that’s just perfect for a double portion of chicken...

cartman: No… you sneaky little…

kyle: Huh? What’re you saying? I didn’t quite catch it. Do you wanna join me, Cartman?

cartman: …I hate you so much, Kyle. You’re going to burn in hell for forever. More than that: I will turn your life to hell myself–

kyle: So you’re going or not?

cartman: …Yes.

ALSO yes he’d support cartman’s decision to lose weight for himself but he just hates the idea of cartman changing his body just for social standards. and i just want at least one person to completely adore cartman’s looks and compliment him and i think kyle’d be the one to do so. once he get over his embarrassment, he’ll start telling nice things to cartman once in a while and cartman who is absolutely not used to genuine praise will be so. fucking. happy. every time.

[annawhims]

WHAT DOJA CAT SAYS ☝️☝️☝️

[chanbig]

✨ challenge: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same, and see which character is everyone's favourite ✨

tagged by @kinnbig and @mightymightygnomepriest !!!! of course I forgot the name of every blorbo I've ever enjoyed so here are the ones I remember 💕💕💕

I am going to tag @haahka @dulciecollins @mortimerlatrice @answermywearyquery @lonely-tea-drinker plus anyone who might enjoy doing this, I'd love to see your responses!!!! let the poll begin

[vilelittlecritter]

Me thinking about rain world's interpretation of mechanical gods. Of being a trespasser in the body of some devine being, each pipe and wire being bones and veins, the sheer helplessness as all you can do is uselessly flail around inside the body of this unimaginably massive creature, so mechanical yet so alive, made to serve but bound to the cycle as everything else. And after all of that, after scaling this beast and having your entire being vibrated by the sheer sounds of it's breathing, you come face to face with God, and what stares you back is but a boy without hope who desires nothing more but an end to their existence.

[pastafossa]

Good fucking lord these two final Raven fic chapters are 19k total

This will either be my Darkfic Masterpiece Finale, the magnificence of which will never be equaled until we have the Much Happier Official TRT Finale, or it will be my Darkfic Downfall as I crash and burn and my squishy body is aerosolized within a massive smoking crater though fortunately the damage will be limited since it's a Darkfic and thus its audience is much smaller

i'll resurrect it's fine

[eliseinmemphis]

everyone shut the FUCK up its being unhinged and horny over big daddy hours!

being his good girl while hes relaxing in an armchair one night, lighting his cigar, pouring his drink (even if it’s not liquor, just tending to his wants), and kneeling by his feet

just being near him has me so worked up that i cant help but cling onto his leg, rubbing my face against his crotch, while i rut against his boot, staining the leather

he just laughs at me, a fond exhale of air through his nose, and tells me i better lick my mess up when im done

[myth-art]

it’s like 1:30am for me rn but i really wanna draw art for the brbavrai stream really bad ajdbjsbsbs, that stream was so fun

[darkwingswarrior]

may or may not be accidentally be going real hard for @feralmoonlight ‘s Mer AU.... I didn’t know i’d be going lineless when I started this....

[analogwriting]

Whyyyyy

WHYYYYY

The vivre card i swear to GOD-

I know manga spoilers okay i know what you’re planning you ain’t slick YOU-

…but at least Kese got what he deserved tHANK GOD also myra whyyyyyy

Kid keeping the letter with him……. I feel you i too like to make characters suffer </3

- number 1 kese hater (anti-kese nation we WOOOON)

😏😏😏 why....i have no idea 😏😏😏 what you're talking about anon

none at all 😏😏😏 what do you mean you know what im doing with the vivre card 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

he's just a widdle (big) guy that loves his bigs n was in mourning frfr

YEEEAAAAHHH FUCK KEEEEEESE

[r3m-ster]

hi guys a song just unlocked something feral in me and now i need to make out with women

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

that lyric in athena by greyson chance where he goes "I don’t want to be the man I was / I want to jump into the innocence of your touch / fall into your ocean hands / pick me like a cherry blossom in Japan" is lonancore btw

[fatedefyd]

   ❝ so, i’m in this... weird headspace, right now. ❞  A sigh and a lightly stretch later, the young Dragon continues on, but with a lack of her usual pep.  

   ❝ like, look :  what would be considered my FIRST traumatic experience was back when i thought i had lost MK to Red Boy’s mom ; and i was sooo ready to throw hands with her there and then, too ! before i had my sword ‘n stuff, sure, but i still had a feint grasp on my ancestral power at the time ! ❞

        Mei then makes a gesture similar to that of proposing gentlemanly fisticuffs, chest puffed proudly for a moment before deflating, a hand coming to rest against her dejected face as she leans on her knee.

   ❝ then ! when i was house-sitting for my parents, i had a HUGE identity crisis  --  and my ancestors spiritually breathing down my neck didn’t help, either ! zero out of ten, do not recommend. ALSO-- having secretly been a huge part of one of the most powerful abilities is BOZO amounts of bonkers !! ❞

         Why yes, she’s still salty about how they came to that conclusion.  While Mei isn’t ready to fully forgive the very Unwise Sage for keeping such vital information from the team  --  from her, especially  --  she’s willing to be civil, for MK’s sake. 

   ❝ oh yeah, did i mention that i had my free will taken from me ? TWICE ?? definitely something i wouldn’t wish even upon my worst enemies...and just when we thought we were finally catching some kinda break ? ❞

         Hands motion around her person, almost as if she were wiping an invisible window, a look of pure disbelief on her face. 

   ❝ of COURSE, one of Monkey King’s old frienemies shows up. do you think the guy’s old Shifu, the one that taught him a lot of his stupid-powerful tricks and was probably one of the few people who knew how we could defeat that overgrown housecat, gave us any actual help ? NO !! i mean-- sure, he had some points, but we were working on a serious time crunch.. AGAIN !  --  and that’s not taking into consideration that MK is going through the identity crisis of the century ! and i just... ❞

         There’s a mild sputtering, general annoyance and anger causing her emerald streaks of hair to crackle, though it doesn’t last long.  Young warrior finally sits with her head between her legs, sword-wielding hands buried in her ebony hair, combing through her bangs in an irritated manner ; they eventually slide down to her face, pulling at her tired features. 

   ❝ i NEED a break. i need help to process aaall of this in, like, a healthy way. i had time to work things out with my parents, and i even started looking into seeing a therapist ! but it’s just one thing after another lately, and now i feel like i don’t have the right to complain about anything. Pigsy almost ate Tang, Sandy almost beat Pigsy to a pulp, and i was, once again, nearly KILLED just so that someone else could use my power for their own selfish reasons !!

   ❝  MK is learning about his past and his true identity right now, too, and i’m happy that everyone ended up mostly okay ! ... well, most of us are okay, but now.. Red Son and his family are gone, and i don’t know what i’m gonna do when we have to go and fish them out of the scroll ! this- is so-- BOGUS !! ❞

[lehana37]

Oh god I just opened safari on my phone and all 241 tabs of AO3 are gone

What am I supposed to do with myself

How do I get them back