#big strong dad

[emry-stars-art]

Whalemack!

He’s a gray/grey whale, very nice and VERY big (though about half the size of a blue whale). He’s been mostly solitary for a while, sometimes joining other whales on their migrations, but then he starts collecting little mer children that make travel hard. I’ll probably add some scars from boats/etc to this design. And we need to figure out if mers have tattoos 🧐

[testoster0ne]

evin by gastón mcgary

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Danny leaned over the guy who summoned him. The blue eyed man in a hoodie and boxers, was quite fit but compared to Danny he had nothing.

“So let me see if I got the story straight. You, Richard Grayson, son of one of the most wealthy men in the known cosmos, summoned me, the high king of the infinite realms,to Bludhaven.”

Dick shifted one foot to the other as and refused eye contact.

“Yeah..”

“And you summoned me here at 3 am. Because you fucked up and told your family that you had a partner for the gala your dad holds every New Year’s Eve.”

“Correct.”

Danny sighed and brought a hand to his temple,

“So how am I supposed to help you man? Like I can’t exactly order one of my people for this kind of thing.”

Somehow the guy seemed to get more sheepish as he ran a hand through his hair.

“Well about that-“

“No fucking- Did you really summon to me-“

“Listen, I’m desperate ok!?”

“Desperate!? My god that’s when you ask a friend or pay a hooker or something like that! Not try to seal a deal with the king of the infinite realms!”

Richard Grayson for his part started to pace, Danny didn’t know rather to laugh or cry over the absurdity of the situation.

“Any friend I could bring and pull a lie like this is already going to be there. I specifically said a plus one! My family works close with all of Gotham they would figure out a hooker before we would enter the venue.”

Dick turned and went to his knees,

“Please your majesty, I have like seven younger siblings, I will never live this down, all I ask is one night, please.”

Danny sighed,

“Be lucky that I am not Pariah Dark. He would’ve killed you where you kneel. Alright dumbass get up. I will help you but you will owe me one IOU for me to redeem whenever I wish.”

Danny knelt and offered his hand,

“Do we have a deal?”

“Deal.”

With a shake of a hand Danny brought them both off the ground and he changed back to human.

Danny felt himself smirk as he plopped himself onto the couch.

“Alright, then let’s begin to get ready, we want to be believable yeah? So let’s get to know each other. I’ll go first my human name is Danny Fenton nice to meet you.”

Richard Grayson seemed to gape for a moment before joining him.

“I go by Dick, do you like acrobatics?”

[charlie-artlie]

and the lolbit pile just keeps getting bigger

[chickenoptyrx]

*sittin up projecting onto the baby blorbo when I should be sleeping*

[thelien-art]

Nerdanel, the wise

[wisebeth]

why does the pjo series have to unnecessarily villainize goddesses (hera & athena) or show them as silly ladies (aphrodite & demeter) BUT posiedon and apollo are somehow shown as the coolest/most likeable gods, even though arguably, they're right after zeus on terms of corruption?

ares shown as the worst god after zeus and hera amuses me. last time i checked, he was the patron god of amazons and literally killed a man for attempting to rape his daughter but guess who cursed women for rejection? apollo. guess who raped women when they said no (aside from zeus)? posiedon.

[esaari]

💕.

[beif0ngs]

If you’re gonna mess with our Captain, then I have no choice but to take you down right here! That’s my duty. And I’ll fight! As the Helmsman of the Straw Hat Pirates...!!

[antenanotaic3]

[sull-shipping]

don’t look at me

[testoster0ne]

dan

[fagmegumi]

generally beginning to realize that most people who thirst for the jjk men are doing so incorrectly and for the wrong reasons like just making up a generic archetype of a really cool hot guy from those het smutty self published amazon novels and pretending theyre the jjk dudes. when you can say anything about gege akutami but he gave us such a diverse & fascinating cast of hot dudes who are losers in such specific and different ways but always so devastatingly that none of them get any hole whatsoever

[a-drama-addict]

was emo about. morrigan and da'revas. theyre parents...

[hoofpeet]

Hc: Shinies are disadvantages evolutionarily, i.e. albinism and how it makes camo nonexistant and fucks vision, Pumpkin is tiney, Rei gave Ingo the most disadvantaged possible Zorua, by all means cursed, disfigured(by zork standards) and a runt in this hell of an environment, Rei sees this as a testament to ingos skill, and a gift of the specialist pokemon he could find, Spice is... unsure how to feel about his son... (*stares at him* drop it, bad boy drop the generational trauma) (part iii to the Spice warm fat and happy propaganda arc- learning that survivability was the merit he judged everything on, but. that was. not wrong but... so limited yknow yknow ykno)

YEAH that's more or less what I was picturing; I think since shiny H zoruas have darker fur they probably have a lower survival rate than zoruas that can blend into the snow. Pumpkin probably had to scrimp by on berries and stuff b/c he can't really hunt, and didn't get much of a chance to grow big because of it 😔 + I like the idea that giving someone a really weak pokemon is a compliment to their training skills tho !!

[kicktwine]

need to write a drabble about some woman getting robbed and shoving her baby into aris hands to chase after them at which point he turns into a terrified statue and does not move for the next 10 minutes like that old collegehumor sketch of please don’t hand me your baby