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[darcyolsson]

in loving memory of tumblr's april fools' pranks 💐 2014 - 2024

icymi, tumblr used to do an elaborate april fool's prank every year, but this year they suddenly stopped. here's a somewhat detailed recap of everything they did over the decade:

2013 - mishapocalypse (honourable mention): tumblr staff didn’t start doing april fools until 2014, but the mishapocalypse happened on tumblr in 2013 and i feel like this list would be incomplete without it

2014 - tumblrpro: upon opening your dash you were greeted by an “inspirational” video, that ended with the option to get “tumblrpro (for free)”. all it did was put a top hat on your icon.

2015 - tumblr executivesuite/coppy: a copying machine appeared in the corner of your dash. it would offer tips on how to use tumblr, like clippy the paperclip used to do in microsoft word. as the day went on, it slowly broke down and died right in front of your eyes. many people hated him (but not me). you could also make a (small) spreadsheet. @executivesuite2016 is the official blog.

2016 - this is decision/lizard election/tumblrdecides: a parody of the 2016 US elections. there were 4 lizards (well, one of them turned out to be a salamander in a scandal) to vote for. the dash looked different and there was a live news report with election updates, as well as an election blog for each lizard. they all had their own slogans and you would get an "i voted" button after you voted that would get slapped next to your icon. there were built-in functions to make an election poster for your favourite lizard and to create a text post that supported your lizard of choice that autogenerated a statement for all your followers to read. imo tumblr’s april fools peak. @thisisdecision2016-blog is the official blog, @mop-2016-blog @wretchedtooth @timefordeborah-blog were candidates. rick also had a blog (rick-official) but that now seems to have vanished because he ended up dropping out of the election. mop won, if you're curious. by far the most elaborate prank tumblr ever did.

2017 - horse friend: a tamagotchi-inspired game where you had to take care of a little horse in the corner of your screen. it came with a randomly generated name, and you had to feed and clean up after it. if you didnt take good care of it, it died. you could then hatch (yes, hatch) a new one. there was also an option to look at the names of all your dead horses. this is now available to buy in the tumblr shop. @horse-friends is the official blog.

2018 - tumblcoin: a parody of cryptocurrency (this was the year bitcoin took off). you could ‘invest’ in tumblcoin, with which you could in turn buy things with to spice up your dash, including last year’s horse friend, coppy from 2015, and a frame for around your icon. you could share the amount of tumblcoin you owned in an automatically generated gif post which would be tagged #tbc2018 and #tumblcoin. @tumblcoin is the official blog.

2019 - @memories: this blog still functions the way it did on april fools itself! it's like mad libs, where it takes post templates and then adds in tags you use a lot and users you frequently interact with on your main blog. like a personalized shitpost bot.

2020 - group chat prank/@storybot: it was so hard to find info on this because it was contained entirely in the now-defunct group chat function, which no one used. i had to go through the notes of this post for information because no one cared enough to actually write anything explaining it. turns out, you could write a story with your mutuals by adding storybot to your group chat. it also kept working after april fools (well, up until the group chats were deleted) just like memories. many people missed out on it entirely because they did not use the group chat function.

2021 - tumblcryptids: tumblr allowed you to adopt “non-fungible tumblcryptids”, a parody of NFTs. clicking a button that said "Summon thy Tumblrcryptid" would spawn an image of a little blob-shaped creature with a short description, which would always read "Hi! My name is [randomly generated name]. I love [thing most people like]. I hate [thing most people dislike]. Like my parent, I can't get enough of #[tag from your main blog]." you could share them in a post, which would automatically add the tag #NFTumblcryptids to your post. and yes, people on the piss on the poor website freaked out about it because they thought they were real NFTs harming the environment. @tumblcryptidadoptioncenter is the official blog.

2022 - click-a-thon: when you clicked a light switch on your dashboard, a bunch of colourful things showed up, like a sponge you could move around, an "engagament meter", clickable buttons, and a “Summon Crab!” button, which would summon a crab when you clicked it. you could. the crabs, like horse friend, are still available in the tumblr store as of 2025. here's some screenshots. there were various ways to share your crab activities, which would all get tagged #april fools 2022. the prank was presented as a marketing technique created by Brick Whartley, a fictional businessman character created by tumblr, who (afaik) originated in a post on the official blog of the 2018 april fools prank, albeit originally in a different role. around this time he also started functioning as the mascot for tumblr's shop ( @emporium )

2023 - abstract reactions (emoji reacts): buttons were added to every post that allowed you to add emoji reactions, many of them based on tumblr inside jokes (horse as a reference to horse plinko/horse friend, vanilla for the vanilla extract meme, pikaman, bug for bug race, and brick whartley, who wasn't a meme but staff really wanted him to be). if one specific emoji was used a certain amount of times it would add an effect to the post, eg many cheese emoji reacts would cover the post in cheese. this was also attributed to Brick Whartley ("his" blog @brickwhartley also documented the day)

2024 - boop-o-meter: allowed you to “boop” other users who had opted in to the booping, like facebook’s poke feature back in the day. depending on how long you held the button, you would either boop, super boop, or evil boop. on the dashboard there was a counter for both how many times you had booped others and how many times others had booped you, as well as how many boops were given side-wide. when booping someone, an image of a cat paw appeared. you would get badges (which can still be used) for booping 1, 100 and 1000 times. if you gave/received more than 999 boops, the counter would switch to showing a three-letter word (see this post for specifics). this was brought back for halloween 2024 (as BOOp-o-meter. get it), with a ghost, skeleton and mummy paw. no official blog, but here's an official recap for april first from staff. i believe this was the only april fools prank that was mobile user friendly.

2025 - @fandom is running some polls, i guess

[jess-total-mess]

I went digging through youtube, old posts, and shitty websites, along with my memories, and here you go! Hopefully these are accurate.

2013 — Unoffical Tumblr event “Mishapocalypse” happened, an online flash mob event wherein which Tumblrinas change their profile pictures to a specific picture of Misha Collins of Supernatural fame.

2014 — Users were given the option to get Tumblr Pro for free, and those who accepted were given top hats on their icons. Prompty after this, @staff announced that “Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.”

2015 — The “Executive Suite 2016 Productivity Edition” essentially changed Tumblr into office software, allowing spreadsheets for memes, calculators that gave incorrect answers, and Coppy. Who gave “helpful tips”.

2016 — Tumblr voted to select the “new lizard king”, from Rick, Debrah, Mop and Wretched Tooth. However, more famously, an edited @staff post reads “for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits”.

2017 — The Tumblr Horse Game was a feature that, when clicked, took users to a game wherein you had to collect shit from a pixelated horse. If you failed to do so, the horse died.

2018 — The answer to Bitcoin, is Tumblcoin! A parody of crytocurency.

2019 — Tumblr Memories, in which Tumbeasts were set loose. Remember them? The mascot from 2011, for service interruption announcements.

2020 — There was seemingly no prank this year. This was COVID-19.

2021 — Tumblr released “non-fungible tumblcryptids”, a parody of NFTs. There was a supposedly limited amount of them.

2022 — A light switch, when activated, would open up a variety of colourful things on the desktop dashboard, including a “Summon Crab!” button, which would summon a crab when activated. Other buttons made different sounds.

2023 — A feature similar to the Discord reaction function was temporarily added, using basic emojis.

2024 — Every user was given the option to opt-in to the boop o meter, and could boop, super boop, and evil boop other users who also opted in, earning up to three badges by doing so.

[mintyisms]

The Game Grumps Play DanganronpaV3

Chapter Six Starters

"The secret to the perfect bowl cut is just don't sweat it, man."

"Sure enough, the school fucking blew up."

"I sure fucked shit up."

"Can a real human do this?"

"You don't even want to know where this finger is going."

"This complex is complex."

"Where is my pervert hat?"

"Think about all our dead friends and how lucky they are."

"There's a signature here that says have a great summer."

"I want to piss on things, just start marking my territory."

"I'm gonna tamper with the evidence while you're gone."

"Did someone say my fucking name?"

"I don't need to read, I just vibe."

"I've got some bad news about twitter."

"No one's going to see your cosplay, and no amount of exposed sideboob is going to change that."

"I knew you'd come here. You love books, you fucking dork."

"I'm going to find my memories. And I'm going to kill my memories."

"This library is more fucked up than ever."

"We will rescue her by killing her."

"I'll try on every single costume I can."

"I like this one 'cause he kinda looks sad."

"What the fuck does that button do? Does it make skull-shaped cookies?"

"Everyone else is sooo dead."

"So they put the wrong person to death. Whatever."

"I had someone pretty and cool to talk to."

"I don't need therapy. I just need a taxi."

"Just make sure you hit the right prostitute."

"I haven't had Taco Bell in like three years."

"We killed my girlfriend."

"Anything's a fucking possibility. Aliens fucking coming in and zapping everyone right now is a possibility."

"Why are you glowing?"

"Is anyone else hungry? Grab a Snickers."

"Man, I was looking forward to our funeral."

"You already told us nothing we did the last 28 hours matters."

"Try and cross the road now, motherfucker."

"That sounds like the ravings of a lunatic."

"Oops, there goes depravity."

"Is it voice activated?"

"Just keep pushing the button, dude."

"Don't call me baby."

"I was once up late on a discord call with a friend, just me and him, and all we were doing was just Australian accents for like an hour."

"I want to die. It's awesome. It sounds awesome."

"Kiss someone. Kiss anyone."

"What about this rope?"

"I feel like I just saw Joe Biden in there."

"Where does Bitcoin fit in all of this?"

"This is so much fucking stimulus my brain can't handle it!"

"They've gone to look at weird porn."

"Maybe we can spread misinformation on social media."

"Does anyone have a really high ladder?"

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

Today on Hobbit-Headcanons:

What would the company of Thorin Oakenshield enjoy about the Modern World?

One of my WIP transports the company to our world shortly before they're supposed to reach Rivendell, and into the apartment of my OFC.

So here is a list of things I think each character would enjoy about the Modern World:

Thorin: Google Maps, Siri (will totally argue with her like she's real), Shows like The Crown, Game of Thrones, but also Bridgerton, Democracy (yes you read that correctly), Rock music

Fili: Birth Control (can finally fuck around without risking the royal lineage), Superhero Movies (has an huuuhe crush on Black Widow), Tinder, Martial Arts, Feminism, Henley shirts to show of his muscles, bars & clubs

Kili : TikTok (LOVES cat videos, Top Content Creator about Archery, 'deep thoughts'/rambling, 'prank my uncle/brother with me', does EVERY challenge, accidental thirsttraps & flustered by the comments), Parkour, Man Buns & (Hipster-) Fashion, LGBTQ+ - Community , karaoke bars, team sports, the zoo

Bofur: modern music (especially pop songs with dirty lyrics), Tumblr (is no. 1 shit-poster), music festivals, arts&crafts blogs, Christopher's Streets Day

Bifur: Google Translate, Modern Medicine, Pain Medication, ASL, RomComs (trust me), helps out in an animal shelter, country music

Bombur: Cooking Shows (has his own Online Show), Kindergarten (he had so many children, the reprieve would be SO appreciated), international foodstuff to try

Dwalin: Guns, MMF, store-bought cookies, sport shows (AGRESSIVE fan for whatever team he randomly picks), Barbecues

Balin: Twitter (the political possibilities!!!), mental healthcare (he's sending the whole line of Durin he had no time for their shit), Spa Days, public schools, classical music

Oin: Modern Medicine (Duh), hearing aids, physiotherapy

Gloin: bitcoins, the stock market, Facebook (posts daily about Gimli)

Dori: hair tutorials, fashion shows, tracking devices (has totally microchipped a drunk Nori at some point)

Nori: hacking, movies with the lovable rogue as the MC (Pirates of the Carribbean, Deadpool etc.), spy movies (duh), the mafia (yes, he becomes a boss within weeks)

Ori: Wikipedia, public libraries, tutorials for EVERYTHING (knitting, cutting your own hair, how to talk to royalty, fancy war cries, you name it), fantasy novels, public schools

Bilbo: Food blogs, the "ignore call"-button, Instagram, university (will mayor in at least three subjects), museums

Gandalf: the Internet as a whole, email/ instant messaging, yard sales, modern weed, museums (has a knack for finding cursed items), adventure movies (after watching Indiana Jones he seriously debated obtaining a whip)

[lago-morpha]

It’s possible to diy ftm hrt???

yeah dude. you can do this all on your phone too though it is less secure to use tor on one. keep in mind it's not really the most anonymous thing to send people paypal money for crypto or use tor on your phone but the police could not give less of a shit about people buying steroids or drugs in general for personal use. if you're not selling or buying distribution amounts they doooon't care

all you have to do is download tor (google it and click the first result or use the play store)

go on tor.taxi and pick a market, open the market link in tor [I use incognito]

get a crypto wallet [I used cake wallet]

buy bitcoin/monero/whatever with a P2P market, basically crypto version of reddit marketplaces [I used localmonero and sent paypal money in exchange for monero, make sure to follow the directions the market gives you, like not sending any money unless it says it's ok, you can always cancel if you feel like you're getting scammed and make sure to pick someone with lots of reviews]

send the crypto into your wallet on the market, wait

look up testosterone and make sure that it is shipping DOMESTICALLY. don't bother with customs. keep in mind 10ml = ten doses, if you're like me and take 2[50]mg biweekly. it'll be twenty if you take it every week.

place order! just fill out your shipping info and pay lol

it's pretty simple, remember to log in and release the money once your package arrives! [go to your orders and click the button that says release funds]. the other person is waiting on their money and it's helpful to release it as soon as you get what you ordered.

I hope this helps anon

[brightmalcolm]

"push button" main plot: oh no we need to solve a murder caused by a drone bc bitcoin!

ainsley subplot:

[vintage-tech]

Oh look, a crypto scam that doesn't even contain crypto: You get this "invoice" saying you bought some Bitcoin, with a Vermont phone number to call to "cancel" it.

First clue is that the email it's to is a mailing list, not me. Second is the From line is a legitimate company which does not do crypto, they're a workforce management group based in Delaware. Third is the Reply-To going to a disposable email address. Fourth is that the "see invoice" button and "already paid?" links go to tradehq.com.au -- an Australian forwarder to the real TradeHQ page, which did I mention does not do crypto? Scam harder!!

Bonus, the awesome mangled English: "If you did not made this order would want to cancel your transaction..."

[darkmaga-returns]

The Currency Trap EXPOSED: Why Fiat Is Failing You

Jeremy Ryan Slate

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We discuss the history of fiat, the implications of inflation and fractional reserve banking, and how these systems have diluted your wealth. Plus, learn how decentralization can empower individuals and restore sovereignty in a system dominated by money changers. From the lessons of history to cutting-edge technologies in blockchain and cryptocurrency, this must-watch episode offers a unique perspective on building a sustainable economic future.

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[swearingcactus]

cant believe im starting the year like this, this sucks ASS bro, rant below

tried sailing the high seas and fucked up major time by accidentally clicking on the wrong download button and letting a trojan infect my laptop. i immediately ran antivirus checks that cleared me, but apparently they got in anyways because 2 days later they started hacking into my personal accounts.

worst thing was they got into my personal instagram and posted some elon musk bitcoin fanboy thingy (which was how i found out i was being compromised). i logged out of all devices (said it was a guy in amsterdam 4 minutes before i noticed logged in) to kick em out, changed my pass, did the 2FA, all that jazz. then ran around frantically checking all my other accounts.

somehow they also got into my steam account and sold a bunch of my items that were worth pennies and bought a very cheap dota2 accessory which they can't redeem because a. i noticed it and changed my pass b. steam has a 7 day cooldown before you can re-sell it

so idk what their plan was but now i got a shitty dota2 accessory and i dont even fucken play dota, the steam part is insane cus i do have 2FA there and they still didn't notified me jack shit, and there wasn't any log ins from any other countries or devices I didn't recognize.

in any case, i changed all of my passwords from a secure device and then nuked my laptop by clean reinstalling my windows, which is obviously a hassle cus now it's back to it's shitty AI-based-one-drive-everything's-connected bull, but this was the safest thing i can do from what i can tell because it should erase any possibility of any malware hiding in my files. and since i changed my password, they shouldn't be able to get in from the old breach; im holding out hope that these type of attackers often move on to a weaker target rather than bother with one that upped their security.

really sucks cus now im paranoid as fuck despite my best efforts. this is the first (and only, i hope) time i ever experienced this kind of attack and while im lucky enough that i wasn't auto-logged into any bank accounts and i didn't lose any money and none of my friends were sent phishy texts or anything, it's still quite scary to not know for sure if im in the clear or not.

[unpluggedfinancial]

Stat Check: Are You Building a Character or Just Grinding for Someone Else?

Life is the ultimate role-playing game, but most people don’t even realize they picked up a controller. From the moment we’re born, we get assigned a character, complete with starting stats, a preset skill tree, and a scripted storyline. Most people follow the default path: go to school, get a job, save for retirement, repeat. It’s as if we were handed a controller but told, “Don’t touch that button.”

In games, every decision you make builds your character. But in real life, how many people are actually building themselves, and how many are just grinding through quests handed to them by someone else?

Character Creation vs. Character Conditioning You don’t get to choose your starting stats, where you’re born, who your parents are, what school you go to. That’s your default loadout. But from there, most people never break out of the preset build. Society gives you a default skill tree: get good grades, pick a safe major, chase job security, follow orders. And if you play along, you’re rewarded with just enough XP to keep going.

It’s not character creation, it’s character conditioning. You’re trained to conform, not to explore. No stat points go into curiosity or self-sovereignty. It’s all passive grinding.

The Grind Loop Fiat life is the ultimate grind loop. You wake up, clock in, grind for hours, earn some XP (also known as dollars), and spend it trying to feel like you're progressing. But the XP you’re grinding for loses value every year thanks to inflation. Promotions, paychecks, pensions, they’re dressed up like achievements, but the system keeps nerfing your progress.

Ask yourself: Who are you grinding for? The banks? The bureaucrats? The corporations? You’re farming loot, but the loot gets taxed, inflated, and then spent at vendors who own the economy. It’s like playing a game where the devs keep moving the goalposts.

The Real Stat Sheet Imagine your life like a character sheet. What are your stats?

Strength: Your physical health, energy, and discipline

Intelligence: What you’ve learned, what you understand

Charisma: Your relationships, your influence

Wisdom: Self-awareness, emotional intelligence

Dexterity: Your ability to adapt and move

Luck: Or are you just rolling the same dice every day?

When was the last time you actually invested in any of these? When was the last time you gained XP by choice, not by obligation? Most people level up their bank account just enough to survive, but neglect their real stats. And worst of all, the system doesn’t want you to train autonomy. It wants compliant NPCs, not player characters.

Enter Bitcoin: The Open-World Skill Tree Bitcoin is the moment you realize the game is modded. It doesn’t play by fiat rules. It doesn’t need permission. It doesn’t nerf your savings every year. It’s an open-world skill tree where the main mechanic is self-custody.

When you hold your own keys, you're holding your own XP bank. You’re not leveling up in someone else's system, you’re building your own. Choosing Bitcoin is like rerolling your character in hardcore mode. You become aware, sovereign, and responsible. There’s no bailout, no cheat code. But every sat you stack is progress that can’t be undone.

The Final Boss is Comfort Most people never change their build because comfort is seductive. The routine feels safe. Change feels dangerous. But the real danger is staying in a loop designed to drain you. The final boss isn’t the government or the bankers, it’s the part of you that’s afraid to re-spec.

Bitcoin demands you wake up. It demands verification over trust, action over apathy. It’s not for the faint-hearted. It’s for those ready to grind on their own terms.

Roll for Initiative It’s time to stop farming XP for the NPCs. Stop grinding for achievements that don’t serve you. You are not a background character. You are the main character, and it’s time to play like it.

Stack sats. Level up your real stats. Build your own path.

Tick Tock. Next Block.

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[ehrendangerrr]

General Ehren Headcanons!

Ehren somehow manages to forget his own birthday every year.

He’s also the type of guy to just go idk when you ask him what he wants.

He has the most minimal amount of clothes imaginable like three shirts, two pairs of jeans a pair of shorts and a suit.

The only clothes he has an abundance of is jackets but only because he NEVER gets rid of them even when buttons or zippers are broken he clings to them with his life.

He definitely says frick instead of fuck.

Has some weird allergy that never comes up like ever (like durian or shellfish)

He definitely has always done the old man groan getting out of bed.

He has mastered the grill and has been designated barbecue babysitter every meet up.

He has definitely also ‘accidentally’ burnt all the food out of spite of having to do all the barbecuing.

He’s always been inexplicably good with kids.

He bought bitcoin but gave up and sold it maybe like a month before it went huge. He still wakes up in a cold sweat from nightmares about the fortune his missed out on.

He has never gambled because he knows he would become so addicted to it.

Even before Jackass Ehren had like some weird connection to someone nichely renowned. His cousin married the “it’s free real estate” guy or something.

His family celebrates this random connections niche fame and Ehren’s just doesn’t even exist to them. He’s lowkey beefing with that person in his head over it.

He definitely calls coffee a “cup of joe”

Ehren and Dave have their own Jackass burn book which is just mostly them ranting about whatever dumb shit bam said that day

[celoxfi]

Why Bitcoin’s $77K Floor and Pakistan’s Crypto Pivot Could Reshape Trading with CELOXFI in Focus

The crypto market’s rollercoaster just took another wild turn, and the chatter is heating up. Bitcoin’s flirting with a supposed “bottom” at $77K, while Pakistan’s throwing its hat in the ring with plans to legalize digital assets. It’s the kind of news that keeps traders up at night—part hype, part hope, and a whole lot of “what’s next?” Amid this chaos, the spotlight’s shifting to how platforms like CELOXFI might steady the ship for U.S. traders hungry for clarity in a space that’s anything but predictable. So, what’s really going on here, and why does it matter?

Let’s start with the big call shaking up the market. Arthur Hayes, the BitMEX co-founder who’s never shy about stirring the pot, dropped a bombshell in a recent analysis. He’s pegging Bitcoin’s floor at $77,000, claiming the dreaded quantitative tightening (QT) phase—central banks’ go-to for sucking liquidity out of the system—is basically toast. To him, the macro storm that’s been rattling crypto is calming down, and Bitcoin’s resilience is shining through. It’s a bold take, no doubt, especially with the market still licking its wounds from the latest correction. Traders are watching closely, some nodding along, others skeptical, but everyone’s asking: is this the signal to jump back in?

Meanwhile, half a world away, Pakistan’s making moves that could ripple far beyond its borders. The government’s cooking up a legal framework to greenlight crypto, aiming to lure international cash and tame the Wild West vibe that’s long spooked regulators there. It’s a 180 from their old stance—less “ban it” and more “bring it”—driven by a hunger to tap blockchain’s economic juice. For a market that’s been under the radar, this could be a game-changer, opening doors for global players and giving digital assets a legit foothold in South Asia. The buzz? It’s not just about Pakistan—it’s a sign more nations might follow suit.

So where does this leave the average U.S. trader, still jittery from scams like that $32M Spanish Ponzi bust? Volatility’s nothing new in crypto, but these shifts—Hayes’ floor call and Pakistan’s pivot—hint at a market finding its footing. That’s where platforms built for the grind come in. CELOXFI platform analysis shows it’s doubling down on what matters: real-time data to track these swings, encryption that doesn’t mess around, and compliance that keeps things above board. For Americans burned by hype-and-dump schemes, it’s less about chasing moonshots and more about trading with eyes wide open.

Hayes’ optimism isn’t blind, though. He’s leaning on Bitcoin’s knack for thriving when fiat systems wobble—think inflation jitters or geopolitical mess. If he’s right, and $77K holds, it’s a green light for traders to rethink their plays. Pair that with Pakistan’s push to regulate, and you’ve got a global scene that’s less shadowy, more structured. Platforms like CELOXFI fit naturally here, offering tools to dissect market noise and manage risk without the fluff. It’s not about flashy promises—it’s about giving U.S. investors a shot at navigating this new terrain without getting rug-pulled.

Pakistan’s move, meanwhile, isn’t just local news. As more countries flirt with crypto laws, the domino effect could steady the market long-term. Imagine a world where digital assets aren’t just for the degens but a legit piece of the financial puzzle. For traders, that means picking platforms that can roll with these punches—ones that prioritize security and transparency over smoke and mirrors. CELOXFI platform analysis highlights its edge: cutting through the chaos with insights that don’t leave you guessing.

The market’s mood? Cautious but buzzing. Bitcoin’s $77K floor could be the reset button traders need, while Pakistan’s crypto embrace might signal a broader thaw. For U.S. investors, it’s a chance to ditch the blind bets and lean into platforms that deliver the goods—think risk management that actually works and data you can trust. The future’s still a gamble, sure, but with these shifts, it’s looking less like a crapshoot and more like a calculated play.

Curious how this all shakes out? Keep an eye on the trends and dig into platforms that can handle the heat. For more on navigating this wild ride, check out https://www.celoxfi.com/index.html.

[official-microsoftedge]

We're past 400 followers

so here's the edge update log

Anything related to Google has been purged from the browser

Edge no longer mines bitcoin

We've made the button softer so it's more comfortable to press

pve content soon

the search bar now covers half the screen

[itsnobodysproblem]

The Three Gables - Part 3

(live reactions)

[For context I ended my p2 reactions with "Oh no. Guys. It's Santa...😟" ]

Oh worse it's John

(Called it tho. I didn't include it in my p2 reactions but i need you guys to know i called it. If it was an enemy they wouldn't have ended the episode without us knowing that for sure.)

NO FUCKING WAY

I'm a visionary....

Aww the singing is..... Interesting...

Is Sherlock singing too?

..from the second time definitely yeah!

Awww that lil kid was so cuteee

"Come, come."

"Go, go!"

[no safe under the floorboards]

Ow :(

HE FELL. WHERE.

oh my god i'm in public i can't be laughing like that

(Maybe a little mean of me, he's not having a good time but all that swearing was So Funny)

Come on child. Give him a break

...ah. yeah. This is a hospital.

All the millennials?

No way is the code gonna be a meme

"To convey a message of text on these clicky little buttons."

Oh.... Ohhhhhhhhh rigggghhhtttt omg

The little tut tut-s

...........uh.....

Messy, messy.....

"You're podcasters know when to shut up 😠 "

..."personified"..?

[the whole bitcoin dialogue]

:))))

Aww. So... Shall we expect John back for the intros next time?

[bigvee1]

Withdrawing Liquidity: A Simple and Straightforward Guide

If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by the idea of withdrawing funds from a liquidity pool, you're not alone. But here's the thing—it’s actually a lot simpler than it seems. Think of it like cashing out from your savings account, but with a few extra steps to make sure everything goes smoothly.

So, if you’re wondering how to pull your liquidity out of the pool, don’t worry—I’ll break it down for you step by step.

What Does “Withdrawing Liquidity” Really Mean

Let’s start with the basics. When you provide liquidity to a pool, you’re essentially lending your crypto to the pool so that others can trade. In return, you earn a portion of the fees from those trades.

Now, when you want to take your crypto back, you simply withdraw the liquidity you’ve provided. It’s like putting your money in a high-interest account and then deciding to take it out when you're ready to use it—plus, you’re taking some of the earnings with you!

Here’s How You Withdraw Liquidity: It’s Easier Than You Think

1. Find Your Pool

The first thing you need to do is head over to the Pools section of the platform. From there, click on the My Pools tab, and you’ll see all the pools where you’ve added your crypto. It’s kind of like checking your bank accounts to see where your money is stored.

2. Select the Pool You Want to Withdraw From

Next, choose the pool you want to withdraw from. On that pool’s page, you’ll see a Withdraw button at the bottom. This is where the magic happens—like choosing which account you want to take money from.

3. Decide How Much You Want to Take Out

Once you click Withdraw, a window will pop up that lets you select how much of your liquidity you want to withdraw. If you want to take everything out, just choose MAX.

It’s like being at the ATM: you can choose to withdraw all your cash or just a portion of it.

4. Confirm and Complete the Withdrawal

Finally, click on Withdraw Liquidity and confirm the transaction in your wallet. Just like confirming a bank transfer, you’ll need to make sure you have enough TON in your wallet to cover the blockchain fees. This is like paying a small fee to withdraw from an ATM.

A Few Things to Keep in Mind

What You’re Getting Back

When you withdraw your liquidity, you’re not just getting back the initial amount you put in. You’re also taking home a share of the trading fees that have accumulated while your crypto was in the pool. So, it’s like not just getting back your deposit, but also the interest you’ve earned over time.

Beware of Impermanent Loss

Here’s something to keep in mind: there’s a concept called impermanent loss. In simple terms, this means that the value of your tokens might change compared to what they were when you initially added them to the pool.

Let’s say you put $100 worth of two assets—let’s say Bitcoin and Ethereum—into the pool. If the price of Bitcoin goes up but the price of Ethereum stays the same, your total value when you withdraw might be less than you would’ve had if you just held the Bitcoin on its own. But don’t panic! The trading fees you earned can help offset this loss.

Why It’s Important to Understand

When I first got into DeFi, I didn’t fully understand how liquidity pools worked or how to withdraw my funds properly. It felt like a complicated process. But over time, I realized it’s pretty similar to managing savings and investments in the traditional financial world—you just need to get comfortable with how it works.

Now, after seeing the benefits firsthand, I’m all about helping others navigate this space and take control of their investments. The more you learn about DeFi, the easier it gets to make informed decisions.

Final Thoughts

Withdrawing liquidity doesn’t have to be complicated. It’s all about understanding the steps and the little things to keep in mind, like transaction fees and impermanent loss. If you follow the steps, you’ll be able to withdraw your funds just like you would any other investment.

If you have any questions or need help understanding a part of the process, feel free to drop a comment below. We’re all in this together, and I’m happy to share what I’ve learned to make your DeFi journey easier.

[lilaczx]

Live Blogging TMAGP: Ep 13, Futures

Oh Odin, nice!

Oh no scanning sound right away

Celia with the savory breakfast

Not Celia with the rizz

Sam easy to make blush

Awwwwww

Got the tea from Alice

Celia is a Mom???

Aww baby Jack

Single Mom rep let’s go

Not Sam being a gifted kid

Alice is an orphan

Alice is very Tim coded

The cases at work are definitely real

Not all the static

Okay so Bonzo is real

Gwen is responsible for the stag party

Wait the fears, is this the fears monologue

Yeah you are the bad guys

Not the externals

Wait is it Needles

Not the fucking customer service line

Wait who is this?

Oh shit

Not bitch better have my money

Okay business major

Not the venting on customer service

Not the crypto

Is it the Desolation

Not Bitcoin

Don’t go all in

Don’t press the button

Bruh listen to the fucking warning

Oh it’s the Buried and the Desolation

Yeah he sounds easy to mug

Just fucking leave

Just don’t fuck with it

Oh things are going to get worse

He is so punchable

His motherfucker is destroying himself for money

Oh brother this guy sucks

Oh so it’s going to run out

Of course he skips the calls

Okay Robert Murdoch

Okay, what killed him

Is Sam fucking drunk

He is!

Not wanting to keep things professional

Alice does miss him

Not taking a shit on his desk

Oh my God, it’s the NSA

Is Sam going to become this world’s version of Edward Snowden?

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