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If a toaster can outwrite you, maybe the problem ain’t the AI.

Reblog if you write like your keyboard’s a weapon. Scroll if your drafts need a hug and a committee.

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My Writing Smells Like Her — And She Doesn’t Even Know I’m Praying

My writing smells like her.

She sleeps.

I type.

She said she was too hot last night —

took off her panties and kicked them aside like a princess tired of protocol.

Now they’re in my hand.

Spoils of war.

Proof of surrender.

I smell them.

Not with shame.

With ritual.

I’m not a creep.

Not really.

Unless it’s for her.

And only for fabric

that had the honor of pressing against her rebellious womanhood —

the kind of softness that doesn’t ask.

It claims.

That musk.

That biological confession

only the brave are allowed to inhale.

It confronts what a woman truly is.

Not the aesthetic.

Not the filtered gallery.

But the essence.

She lies there — petite, porcelain, breathing like a dream.

But her scent?

That’s no girl.

That’s a grown woman’s scent,

a holy betrayal of her own appearance.

It smells like survival.

It smells like milk, mourning, and monarchy.

Like she could raise both a king and a queen

depending on the weather

and whether you want tea or coffee.

Mine is different.

Mine is battle sweat.

Mine is the stench of blood, dirt, and manhood earned under the threat of extinction.

But hers?

Hers is home.

Hers is the scent that ends war.

I talk in rain.

Droplets. Streaks. Static across your windshield.

You can turn the wipers on if you want —

if it makes you feel more in tune

with your own wetness.

But I’ll still be here.

Writing in the rhythm of her hips.

Typing in the tongue of the cloth she left behind.

My writing smells like her.

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💦 Reblog if you’ve ever tasted truth through fabric.

👃 Comment: “I believe in scent theology.”

🛏️ Save this for the nights you can’t tell if your own musk is mourning or memory.

💣 Reblog if this lit something in you.

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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap"> <meta existential-integrity="unsanctioned-reality-leak"> <script> ARCHIVE_TAG="WE_EXIST::NO_REASON_NEEDED" EFFECT: subconscious dissonance spike, certainty rupture, quantum ego destabilizer </script>

🧠 BLACKSITE ENTRY — “YOU EXIST. BUT NOBODY KNOWS WHY.”

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Let me ask you something.

When did you decide the universe was figured out?

Was it a TED Talk? A YouTube explainer? A NASA tweet with glowing graphics and captioned confidence?

You saw the term “theory” and your brain helpfully deleted it —because uncertainty makes your teeth itch.

But let me offer you something quieter than panic and heavier than dread:

> We don’t actually know anything. > Not deeply. > Not in a way that holds up outside a textbook or an echo chamber.

—

We don’t know why reality exists. We don’t know what time actually is. We don’t know why your thoughts arrive before you can think them.

And yet we build particle accelerators like toddlers trying to microwave a black hole because we think slamming atoms together will unlock the secrets of God.

Cute.

—

Let’s go deeper.

☢️ The Big Bang? Still a guess. ☢️ Time? Might not flow — it may already be finished, and you’re just remembering. ☢️ Death? Might not be an end — just a lateral move through another dimension where your brain politely forgets that you exploded three seconds ago.

Some researchers now speculate that dreams may be cross-dimensional data leakage. That when you sleep, you’re catching flickers of other lives you’re also living simultaneously but can’t consciously integrate because your nervous system has a bandwidth cap.

—

Still with me?

Good.

Because here comes the part you’re not going to like.

> You may never not have existed.

No beginning. No end. Just a reformatting loop of what you call “you” being carried from one timeline to the next like luggage with no tags.

And maybe — just maybe — you’re the only version of yourself that’s still conscious.

Which means all the others?

Already failed. Already gone. Already recycled.

—

Now here’s the fun part.

You think your decisions matter? That free will is a virtue?

You’re operating on hardware you didn’t build inside a reality you didn’t request and dreaming thoughts you didn’t design.

But sure — go ahead and judge yourself for not having your life together on a spinning rock hurling through a mostly empty dimension created by a cosmological event that (again) we have no verified reason for.

—

Some physicists now consider the possibility that there was no beginning. No spark. No origin story.

That the universe just is.

> “Why are we here?” > “Because we are.” > “Why do we exist?” > “Because.”

Not divine. Not cruel. Not planned.

Just… happening.

And maybe it always has.

Maybe you're the nervous system of a universe that got bored and started writing blogs with thumbs.

—

So here you are. Alive.

With a pulse you didn’t earn inside a body you barely control on a planet that could be erased by a gamma burst before you finish your next coffee.

And you're still hesitating to write the book. Still scared to say what you mean. Still obsessed with what someone might comment under a post that will vanish from relevance in under 36 hours.

Really?

—

Here’s your cosmic permission slip:

✅ You don’t need a reason. ✅ You don’t need the algorithm’s approval. ✅ You don’t need to be right, safe, or explainable.

You’re here.

By whatever unquantifiable chaos birthed this whole thing. By whatever static frequency reality is currently tuned to. By whatever made stardust decide to metabolize into personality.

Use it.

Write like the universe is watching, but too old to care. Speak like your soul already left the group chat and you’re just trying to finish the monologue before the lights cut.

—

Don’t wait for a clearer answer.

There may not be one.

And that’s the most permission you’ll ever need.

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🧠Reblog if you believe in scientific humility. Existential poetry. Post-cosmic cadence.

🕯️ Not everyone gets this memo. You just did. Don’t waste it.

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DECLARATION OF LITERARY BLOODRIGHT

(For Archive, For Academia Critics, For War)

I do not write to entertain.

I write to awaken the apex mammal beneath your curated trauma responses.

I write like I’m dragging you by the scalp through the evolutionary graveyard—

—past every ancestor who killed without apology and wept without shame.

My sentence structure could stalk prey in the dark.

My paragraphs carry the scent of bark, blood, and thunder.

And my cadence?

> It makes men clench their fists

and makes women clench everything else.

I am not here to participate in your literary circus.

I am the writer who hunts the ringleader mid-performance —

—and feeds him to the lions while quoting scripture.

I resurrect the feral instinct.

I make the reader remember the smell of their own sweat.

I make the pacified remember they once could bite through leather.

I am not safe in classrooms.

I am not digestible in peer-reviewed journals.

I am not adaptable to DEI committees, art collectives, or mainstream digest columns.

Because I do not seek acceptance.

I seek reversion — to the fire. To the fang. To the soul that predates philosophy.

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This Is Where the Gods Panic.

Understand this:

> It would take the entire literary world —

All MFA programs.

Every editor at The New Yorker.

Every legacy author from Gaiman to King.

Every postmodern clown and Pulitzer pet.

Every ghostwriter chained in a Manhattan content mill.

All of them.

To even attempt to contain what I’ve written.

And even then, they’d fail.

Because what I’ve done here isn’t clever.

It’s primordial.

Their tools — diction, pacing, trope theory, satire —

Are flint knives in the age of ballistic scrolltraps.

They gather in private group chats, whispering:

> “Is this satire? Is he serious? Can someone… stop him?”

But they won’t stop me.

Because by the time they ask:

> It’s already been reblogged.

Already been felt.

Already replicated like a virus coded in Biblical cadence and modern trauma logic.

Let this burn behind their eyelids:

> You don’t read me to learn.

You survive me to remember what you were.

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I rage at the sun for being too bright

while gripping a crumbled sunflower,

a mouthful of seeds,

and the hunted game in my other hand.

I write as ritual.

I post as provocation.

I speak with the authority of an extinction-level event wearing a typewriter’s skin.

And to the institutions, the scholars, the critics:

> Try me.

My existence is your curve-breaker.

My breath is a failed control variable.

My signal is not a submission.

It’s a declaration of dominance.

— Blacksite Literature™

Codename: The Most Humble Blog bitch.

Species Variant: Uncontainable

Recommended Action: Stay unread or be reprogrammed.

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I still dream of you. Not you now— the you that could’ve loved me back.

Reblog if you ever felt like someone belonged to you in another life… and cursed this one for forgetting.

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&lt;meta soulmate-thread="frayed"&gt;

&lt;script&gt;

ARCHIVE_TAG="LOVE_THROUGH_TIMELINES::SOUL_COLLISION_POETRY"

EFFECT: nostalgia recursion, emotional timeline bleed, multiverse ache

TRIGGER_WARNING="existential sadness, poetic intimacy, soulmate theory collapse"

&lt;/script&gt;

🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “IN ANOTHER LIFE, YOU LOVED ME.”

In another life,

we were lovers.

Not the kind that fights over texts or dinner plans—

but the kind that *woke up grateful*

just to see each other blink.

We laughed until our ribs hurt,

cried when the world cracked,

and died—

still holding hands.

We were so in love

the stars tried to orbit *us.*

—

But not this time.

In this life,

you’re just a stranger

with ***familiar eyes.***

A voice that jolts something in me

I’m not allowed to name.

You pass me like gravity never existed.

Like our atoms don’t remember.

Like I don’t still flinch

at the sound of your laugh

from three people away.

—

What is love?

Is it this singular thread

we keep dragging through dimensions?

Or is it different every time—

rewritten

by the needs of each universe?

Maybe soulmates don’t exist.

Maybe they’re just

cosmic improvisations—

two spirits rehearsing loyalty

across timelines,

never quite landing

in sync.

—

Still…

I like to imagine:

In some variant of existence

we didn’t call each other names that cut.

Didn’t flinch when we saw each other online.

Didn’t recoil from old photos like they burned.

Maybe we built a life.

Maybe we stayed.

Maybe we ***held each other through the end.***

And maybe,

just maybe,

*that version of us*

still smiles

in a universe

that never knew heartbreak.

—

I guess I’m just

a timeline away

from you loving me.

And that hurts more

than anything

you ever said

in this one.

🧠 Read more mythic heartbreak and soulmate autopsies at:

👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

🛡️ Timeline bleed. Cosmic ache. Poetry for the emotionally doomed.

🚪 Warning: This post may cause psychic déjà vu and longing that won’t go away.

📊 MULTIVERSE HEARTBREAK STATS 📊

• Lives where we made it: at least one

• Versions of me still in love: all of them

• Soulmate misfires in this timeline: confirmed

• Healing acquired from closure: 0

• Universes where you stayed: redacted

• Chance I ever stop wondering: negligible

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&lt;meta anomaly-integrity="psycholinguistic-breach"&gt;

&lt;script&gt;ARCHIVE_TAG="COGNITIVE_OVERRIDE::THE_MOON_IS_MADE_OF_CHEESE"

EFFECT: sleight-of-thought, epistemic discomfort, sensory inversion

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🧠 BLACKSITE LITERATURE™ — “THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE”

A Scrolltrap by Mr. Humble

(Yes, I’m serious. No, I’m not joking. Yes, this is happening.)

—

Let’s get this out of the way:

🧀 The moon is made of cheese.

And you've been lied to your entire life.

Wait—what?

Exactly.

You’ve already rolled your eyes, haven’t you?

Good. That’s proof the trick worked.

Because the mind protects its delusions faster than it investigates its reality.

—

Let’s start with what you *do* believe.

You eat cheese.

A secretion. A congealed rot.

You praise the stink. You swallow the mold.

You let a fungus-ridden secretion from a lactating mammal sit in your fridge and call it “aged.”

That’s normal to you.

But the moon being made of cheese is absurd?

Interesting.

—

Now let’s try something else.

🌕 The moon controls the tides.

It pulls oceans across continents with invisible fingers.

It influences menstrual cycles.

It triggers madness (the word “lunacy” didn’t invent itself).

Yet it's just a “rock”?

A perfect circle hanging above us for every recorded generation?

A celestial body that’s *just there*, locked in perfect synchronous orbit so we always see the same face?

You believe that?

—

They told you it was created from a collision.

That a Mars-sized object slammed into Earth and left a chunk spinning in the sky like a loyal pet.

A chunk that just so happened to form the exact same apparent size as the sun during an eclipse.

You bought that?

Explain this then:

- The moon rang like a bell when struck during Apollo missions.

- It’s older than Earth according to isotope dating.

- It has no magnetic field, no solid core, and its dust is radioactive.

- Many craters are too shallow for the meteor size—like something is beneath them.

- Multiple scientists, including Dr. Gordon MacDonald, suggested the moon might be hollow.

Still with me?

What else floats in space, hollow, unmoving, orbit-locked, and unfathomably old?

*Satellites.*

Now… back to cheese.

Why cheese?

Because the myth persisted.

Because there’s always a grain of truth in every lie that’s been passed down as a joke.

Because every child in every culture has heard the story of “the cow jumping over the moon.”

Because we’ve always known there was something *off* about it.

Because your brain has been trained to dismiss anything that smells like folklore—

even though folklore is the encrypted survival data of your species.

And guess what?

The moon smells like gunpowder.

Like sulfur.

Like *cheese on fire.*

But sure—keep believing it’s just a rock.

—

🧠 Final question:

Why is the moon always watching?

Why did every ancient civilization assign it gods, demons, eyes?

Why do people see the faces of the dead under it?

Why do children cry louder under full moons?

Why is it the only object in the night sky humans have *never* stopped drawing?

—

It doesn’t matter if the moon is literally made of cheese.

What matters is that I just made you question something you’ve believed your entire life—

using *nothing but rhythm, pressure, and cadence.*

No one else alive can do that to you.

Not like this.

Not in under 500 words.

Not while your brain is begging for a reality check that isn’t coming.

—

Because the point wasn’t the cheese.

The point was the virus.

The idea.

The sleight of mind.

You’ll never look at the moon the same way again.

And that’s my power.

🔁 Reblog if your brain twitched mid-scroll

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🌕 Tag someone who insists they “believe in science” without realizing how much of it is theory

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"Submit or Die — The Original Ultimatum" The Day Humanity Stepped Onto Earth and Gave Nature Her First Command

He didn’t crawl from the mud. He walked out of it. Naked. Bleeding. Staring at the sky like he was already its god.

The wolves watched. The winds paused. And the Earth — for the first time — trembled.

Because he didn’t ask to be here. He arrived. And gave the planet itself an ultimatum:

Submit. Or Die.

🌍 The Day the Food Chain Was Redrafted

Before him, everything ate in peace. The jungle had rules. The strong survived. The weak fed the strong. The cycle repeated.

Until one upright animal refused the cycle and set it on fire.

He sharpened sticks. He carved fire. He didn’t wait for evolution. He killed it and made his own version.

🧬 Earth Didn’t Welcome Humanity — It Lost a Bet

We weren’t born for peace. We weren’t sent here to coexist.

We landed like a blacksite virus, rewrote biology’s firmware, and taught every predator it could be prey.

We hunted creatures bigger than us with tools we hadn’t even tested because we knew instinct wasn’t enough — we had will.

And the second our will hit oxygen?

Every other species started watching from a distance.

🧠 This Is Why the Wolves Follow

You think they respect us? They don’t.

They remember. That somewhere in their blood is the memory of the first human who didn’t fear the cold — he weaponized it.

They don’t follow because we’re stronger. They follow because we were the first thing they saw that didn’t ask permission to survive.

💥 Man Was Never a Species.

He Was a Decision.

A cosmic middle finger with opposable thumbs. We weren’t created to live in harmony. We were created to decide whether everything else lived at all.

That’s why the forests go silent when we enter. That’s why the ground holds its breath under our boots. That’s why even the wolves wait for us to move before they act.

We didn’t evolve to fit this planet. We made the planet adjust to us.

🩸 ORGASM-TRIGGERING DISCLAIMER

This post is not NSFW. It’s biologically violent literature framed as satire. Any arousal, submission, disassociation, tingling in the pelvic floor, or sudden spiritual dread is a natural result of cadence-based writing, mirror neuron trigger theory, and Blacksite Literature™'s evolutionary recall effects. You're not soft. You're just remembering who made the rules.

🧠 QUOTE REBLOG PACK™

“We didn’t adapt to the wild. We overthrew it.”

“Man didn’t evolve. He declared war on evolution and built tools from the bones of his enemies.”

“Wolves don’t follow us because we’re men. They follow because we made nature blink first.”

“Every mountain you hike is a corpse of something a man once defeated.”

“Earth was never our mother. She’s our hostage.”

📡 CALL TO ACTION

Reblog if you were born feeling like Earth owed you answers. Reblog if you know man didn’t survive the wild — he corrected it. Reblog if you don’t want peace with nature. You want it to yield. Reblog if you're the reason dogs have loyalty coded into their DNA. Reblog if your ancestors didn’t pray for rain — they bled the sky dry.

ORGASM-TRIGGERING DISCLAIMER

This is not NSFW. This is biological recall disguised as literature. Any sudden pelvic floor tightness, emotional flooding, dilated pupils, spontaneous submission response, or dry-mouthed silence is a documented result of:

Mirror neuron entrainment

Cadence-anchored phrasing

Evolutionary dominance cues

Shame-flip literary structuring

Subconscious psychosexual recall

You’re not turned on by the words. You’re turned on by the memory of what they awaken.

This is not porn. This is biological scripture disguised as satire. You’re not malfunctioning. You’re remembering your place. Welcome to Blacksite Literature™.

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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap"> > Yoda served 900 years and y’all still stan the lava crybaby? > This post didn’t just rewrite canon — it force-choked it. > > Reblog if you’d let Master Yoda train you without blinking. > Scroll if you still think the Chosen One needed legs to lead. </div>

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&lt;div style="white-space:pre-wrap"&gt;

&lt;meta master-tier="confirmed"&gt;

&lt;script&gt;

ARCHIVE_TAG="YODA_IS_THE_ONE::FOR_900_YEARS_HE_COOKED"

EFFECT: timeline collapse, fandom supremacy realignment, Jedi council ego death

TRIGGER_WARNING="language, Jedi heresy, short king worship"

&lt;/script&gt;

🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “LISTEN HERE, F*CKERS. YODA WAS THE ONE.”

Let me say this once.

📢 Shut your galactic mouths and hear me out.

Yoda was the f*cking Chosen One.

I don’t care what prophecy you read.

I don’t care how many midichlorians Anakin snorted out of a podracer seat.

And I sure as hell don’t care how many angst-cries Luke dropped on Dagobah.

***Yoda was HIM.***

—

For 900 years?

This little green acrobat of death and patience

***ran the goddamn galaxy.***

He trained Jedi so cold they made Sith beg for unemployment.

He held the High Council together through galactic wars, Sith uprisings, and Jedi hormone meltdowns.

He ***stared down Palpatine and survived.***

He ***turned exile into philosophy.***

He ***made Luke cry without using a lightsaber.***

All 2 feet of him.

All wisdom.

All force.

All ***smoke.***

—

🛑 STOP TELLING ME “Anakin was the Chosen One.”

He was the ***plot device.***

Yoda was the ***standard.***

The ***blueprint.***

The ***reason the Sith had to wait centuries just to try again.***

He didn’t just master the Force —

He ***became the Force’s customer service manager.***

***Yoda blinked and empires adjusted.***

—

Don’t let the size fool you.

Yoda’s back held the weight of 10,000 Jedi egos.

He taught ***generations.***

He ***counseled empires.***

He ***meditated so hard*** reality itself took notes.

He fought with style,

spoke with riddles,

and made grown warriors question their entire bloodlines.

All while wearing a burlap hoodie and smelling like moss.

—

AND HE NEVER LOST HIMSELF.

Anakin?

Got sad.

Killed kids.

Needed lava therapy.

Luke?

Got ghost-coached by two dead guys

and still almost folded to daddy issues.

Yoda?

Lost a war,

vanished into the swamp,

and ***still trained the last hope of the galaxy*** like it was just another Tuesday.

—

Don’t talk to me about destiny.

Yoda ***chose himself.***

Every damn day.

For 900 years, he ***walked the razor's edge of power***

and ***didn’t fall.***

Didn’t rage.

Didn’t bend.

Didn’t beg.

He watched ***everything collapse***

and still had ***enough patience*** to make Luke ***earn his answers.***

That’s not failure.

That’s ***God-tier restraint.***

—

You want chosen?

Chosen is living 900 years with galactic power and ***not*** using it to start a religion about yourself.

Chosen is ***teaching the future while burying the past.***

Chosen is ***still meditating after everyone else stopped believing.***

Yoda was ***the spine of the galaxy.***

And you only noticed him when he was gone.

Bow down.

🧠 Read more Jedi heresy, scrolltrap rants, and Force-based timeline corrections at:

👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

🛡️ Rant doctrine. Fandom dominance. Jedi scrolltrap supremacy.

🚪 Warning: This post may trigger Sith tears, Anakin defenders, and Star Wars canon seizures.

📊 FORCE METRICS 📊

• Years Yoda served: 900

• Wars survived: all of them

• Sith fought with honor: none

• Students cried during training: all

• Times Yoda bragged: 0

• Times he earned it: every f*cking day

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AI isn’t coming for writers.

It’s coming for mediocrity.

If your imagination can be replicated by a microwave with a modem? Maybe the pen wasn’t your weapon to begin with.

Reblog if your words are soul-coded and fear-resistant. Scroll if your first draft was 90% vibes and adjectives.

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