Gym teacher: You have no body tension! You need to train more!
Me who doesn't have enough bone or muscle to provide my body with structural support without the pressure of the deep sea:
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The first of the stock photo warmups I received. Reference below the line. Ref provided by @perfect-fourth
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R: WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS FISH?!
(....what have I created....)
Inspired from this pic lmao:
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THIS IS NOT A BLOB FISH (kinda)
THIS IS A BLOB FISH
Imagine being taken out of your habitat and dying and people calling your dead body ugly😭
Justice for the blob fish guys😔🐟
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real shame i wasn’t born a mermaid
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my lazy contribution to Sun Moon Mermay
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"blob" fish ice cream
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Get blob fished loser
Blob fish aren’t blobbed until they die and people are just enjoying their corpses
Thank you
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I feel so weird about these animals and people make plushies and memes and even tattoos that look like that
I cry that we know their corpses better than their faces.
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Blobfish for all your sad ugly dice 😔
Download yours here!
Or consider joining my patreon to get all my D&D and dice designs!
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A deep sea friend: the blob sculpin. These are also known as "blobfish," which won the price for world's ugliest animal a few years back. Why doesn't it look like the blobfish you've seen on the internet? With bulbous noses and frowning lips and pink flesh? Those blobfish were dead and photographed after removing them from their seabed homes (1,600 to 9,200 ft deep) in the pacific. Reeling them up causes their bodies to rapidly expand because of the pressure change, which causes them to become pink and bloated. This blob sculpin rests peacefully on the ocean floor, staring up at the light of a submarine that illuminates it. Soon, it will swim off into the dark, hunting small crustaceans.
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Modern Spongebob should make a Blob Fish episode. Where some human newspapers or something fall down into the ocean and everyone believes the "blob fish look ugly" propaganda. Then a real blob fish arrives in bikini bottom and they have to fight the stereotype,
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Blob Fish
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Blob Fish (Color Blobs 2)
I love how miserable they look on land, I relate
I know these fish are real fish that LOOK like real fish underwater, but I just wanna know where their little nose comes from??
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it occurred to me I’ve never seen what a blob fish looks like when it’s not squished, so I looked it up
I have more questions than answers but I love him anyways
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It seems like every few years the internet just decides on a new animal blorbo.
Of course there are cats (the original blorbo), but since then dogs, blob fish, axolotls, bees, etc, have all had resurgence in memes and reactions. Now don’t get me wrong, none of these ever fully fall out of the spotlight (except maybe blob fish), but it seems like the internet hive mind just suddenly remembers that certain animals exist every once in a while, and then never forgets again.
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