#blorbo from MY shows

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[hashtagloveloses]

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

[writeouswriter]

I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

[cicaklah]

Reblog to help governor blorbo on his re-election campaign.

[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

Remaking my poll from last year now that I can include more options. Wild that we've only had polls for a year, it feels like much MUCH longer.

[theliteraryluggage]

rotating my blorbo in my mind like the cough drop in my mouth, slowly stripping away layer after layer as I let it soothe me, until I reach its very core where it is soft, and I can crush it.

[strange-aeons]

Emo girls these days don’t even Know . . .

[nerdicorntheshipper]

Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I'll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they're talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher

[hersweetrevenge]

[defectivegembrain]

Blorbo from my cancelled single season show from over a decade ago, that I am in retrospect glad the creator didn't get a chance to ruin like he ruined his bigger show, his marriage and his reputation

[emporium]

Take me to Your Blorbo 11×17 Poster • $10.00

Everyone has a Blorbo who’s yours? Seriously, who is it? I need to know right now. Take me to your Blorbo!

11 x 17″

Printed on archival matte paper

Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink

Shipped in heavy duty poster tube

[crewtawn]

Kinda messy little comic about my new favorite horror game...

kinito deserved better.

I love him so much. I wish we could have redeemed him like this and kept him. Put him in a little robot body and have him roam around my home. I love him sm. Mwa. Kissy kissy.

BONUS:

[actual-haise]

[writeouswriter]

It's fun talking about characters you have a complicated relationship with like omg I love him so much, I'm gonna kick him into the sun <3

[subtextnatural]

characters who try so very hard to look like a Bad Boy™ and fail spectacularly bc their heart is just so so big are everything to me actually