oh my god not me being so unobservant i didnt even realize we get to be visible this week🫢 anyway i think all the lesbians should take advantage of this new visibility to find each other for once and also to kiss 👉👈
everyone has that one specific fic idea that lives in their head that they will never get around to writing but are completely & unreasonably & unfathomably obsessed with right
Tips from a trans masc that passes pretty damn well even though I haven’t started transitioning and can’t bind.
1. Walk like you carry your manhood between your legs! If you pretend like you got a “package” while you walk (if you don’t have a packer which I don’t) it’ll make your stride look way more masc. it’s the shuttle things people.(don’t overdo it though)
2. Looking for Jeans? Levi’s 505 pant cut. I personally think this cut is great for people who don’t want their wide hips to be so obvious. Thigh room and baggy legs. I should be a 32x33 but I always go for 34x34 for the best baggy effect. Got like three pairs of these.
3. Tired of wearing huge shirts? Sometimes smaller is better. When buying a shirt make sure it’s cropped above your hips so it doesn’t hug your figure, the shirt must fall straight from the pit (make sure it’s lose around the torso to hide the waist), keep sleeves of shirt short and tight (makes arms look bigger and muscular)
4. I know putting weight on one leg is much more comfortable but sacrifices need to be made. Keep weight equal on both feet, and keep them apart by about a foot in distance (Evens out the curve of your hips and makes it a little less noticeable). To be more comfortable I like to sway back and forth if I get tired of standing like that for too long.
5. DARK CLOTHES CREATE LESS SHADOWS, BETTER AT HIDING THE CURVES!
6. I know you want to slouch. Don’t do it. It’s not worth the terrible posture. We men got to stand up straight and maximize our height.
I could keep going but I’ll cut it short at the MOST achievable stuff.
you’re forgetting one vital step and that’s to listen to this song every morning at breakfast
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you can skip all the other steps if you can’t remember them it’s fine (I’ll forgive you, king)
Subtle character beats from Sami Zayn that hurt me:
Shuffling nervously in place and even raising his fist as Jey approaches him (RAW 2023.06.03)
Taking a couple of frightened steps back as Kevin walks towards him (Smackdown 2023.17.03)
In both instances Sami’s body language is anticipating an attack even if at these points in time he wasn’t enemies with either Jey nor Kevin ... he’s been betrayed and attacked so many times in the past that even as a defiant babyface his default stance is to be fearful and ready to defend himself 😭😭
Hello gamers! after literal years of silence I'm back and (maybe) better than ever. I've really missed writing and am planning to pick it back up again so over the next week or two I'll be changing things up on the blog to get it all nice and updated. most importantly I will be opening up requests for non transformers stuff so hopefully there's some stuff y'all will also enjoy in my repertoire. in the meantime if you're one of the like 5 ppl who are still active and following me who see this, feel free to start sliding requests my way again