#bob ship request

[holdingforgeneralhugs]

heheheee i am excited now, can i please get a BoB ship please

i am also totally that person that copy and pastes my description of myself because i can only think about what i do for so long before my brain feels like it's going to explode, for someone who has a big ego, i cannot for the life of me remember what makes me me sometimes

anywayyy I'm 5'4 with long dark brown hair and brown/hazelish eyes. I'm extremely extroverted and love socialising and talking to people and flirting hehe. I can come off as a little cocky sometimes but i am just highly confident in myself and what i do (even if sometimes i am bluffing for the sake of bluffing it till i make it hehe). I'm currently studying psychology and am going to be an officer in the army one day (i'm already an infantry reservist so already starting a little). I spend a lot of time at the gym and focusing on eating well as i strongly believe in keeping fit and treating myself right so naturally, i am on the muscular and not super skinny side. I am the mum/dad of my friend group cause for some reason i give those vibes off, maybe it's just cause i'm good at herding all of my mates together and telling them to sit down and shut up. Probably also because i'm extremely empathetic, like to the point where i kinda unconsciously take on other peoples emotions. In past relationships i've been pretty chill and independent but most of them haven't worked out because i need a man who shows me he want to be with me and if i don't get that then i kinda lose interest. I am also extremely chaotic, like just 24/7 even when i feel like shit you will catch me being spontaneous as hell or laughing my ass off at my own jokes and just always gotta be using my brain for something. I have been described by a lot of people as intimidating or a 'spitfire' cause i'm small but very outspoken and prepared to fight a bitch if they try me or especially my friends. I've also been told i'm scary by a lot of my guy mates cause if you try talk shit i'll put you in your place pretty quickly. Just generally like first glance and chat i'm an angel but later on you realise i'm the devils spawn idk

hello dearest I am soooo sorry this has taken me so long to get to, life's been chaos for the last while but I'm enjoying writing today and I'm on a roll! Anyway enough rambling

I ship you with Ron Speirs

Somehow the two of you trademarked sarcastic flirting and made it your thing. Like you actively search each other out just to do it

He loves getting into psychology talk with you because he finds it so fascinating and loves debating things and ideas with you.

Literal parents of the company. When everyone's acting the idiot there's no duo better than the two of you to gather the troops and whip them into shape.

His favourite thing about you is how kind and understanding you are. Like he'll see you having a deep conversation with someone who's clearly upset and it melts his heart.

He doesn't mind that you're a bit chaotic and always have to be doing something, in fact he thinks it's great cause you usually drag him off to do something fun.

But he somehow always knows if you're putting on a brave front and are actually having a down day.

Everyone knows that if they piss off one of you, they've actually inadvertently pissed off both of you and they're in big trouble cause nobody does a double death glare like you and Ron Speirs. Luz swears he saw someone actually collapse from the weight of those glares.

[stillbandofbrothersthirsty]

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I ship you with… Babe Heffron!!

- Babe’s mouth would drop open when he first sees you. Imagine heart eyes like in cartoons.

- You wouldn’t take his advances seriously at first though. You’re used to people only seeing you for your looks and underestimating.

- So of course you wouldn’t think much of this scrawny, over confident kid with an attitude from South Philly.

- What you didn’t expect was him sticking around. You were sure after you ultimately brushed him off he would be gone for good and moved on to the next hot girl.

- But no, when Babe fell for you he fell for you. For him, it was love at first sight. And the more he got to know you the harder he fell.

- He loves your passion for life and determination to make it your own.

- It took you a little longer to realise how you felt about him. But everyone around you two could see it.

- I feel like something you two share is people underestimating your depth. You both may come off one way, but there’s a lot more to you.

- Despite being a total simp for you, Babe can’t help but sass back when you get sassy. It’s pretty entertaining to watch.

- People who don’t know you two well may think you’re fighting but little do they know you two are fiercely loyal to each other. No matter how much you bicker, no one should dare go after you partner.

@bartons-never-miss

[murshoom]

i had this drawing of teen louise sitting on my desktop tht i didnt know what to do with and then i saw this post and IMMEDIATELY sprang into action

[beatendeadcourier]

Could you draw bobbo and my oc smoking in school girl outfits? If you can you’re so awesome and have a dog shark

Amazing creature u made there,

hell ya!!

[I honestly really liked how I drew bob in this]

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[onceupona-crossover]

Bob Aken/obake x varian with abusive and manipulative aesthetic moodboard

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-Mod rapunzel

[number1spongebobfan]

The Can-Do-Crew were working on an important project. They were fixing Farmer Pickle's stable. Lofty picked up heavy wood tiles with the tip of his hook. Dizzy carried wet cement in her backpack.

"Hi Lofty!" Dizzy greeted. "Are you excited?"

Don't say anything, Lofty thought. Be cool.

"The stable's going to look all nice and brand new. There's going to be new and fresh colors. And less splinters."

Dizzy sucked her thumb. There was a huge splinter that had somehow gotten into her opera glove.

"Are you okay Dizzy?" Lofty asked worriedly. Dizzy winced. She was trying to get through with the pain; but the splinter was burrowing deeper every second.

"I'm okie dokie!" Dizzy shouted. She started to cry.

Lofty never felt this nervous before, and he was always a worrier. He couldn't bear seeing cheerful and perky Dizzy this down.

"I'll help you," Lofty said. He knelt down. Lofty yanked the splinter off of Dizzy's thumb. Dizzy screeched; it was a sharp but very short pain, and the splinter was finally off.

Lofty wiped the tears from Dizzy's eyes. She smiled. The little cement mixer kissed the blue tow truck on the forehead.

"Gah! No, stop that!" he flustered. Then Dizzy ran off to play in the woods.

[be-my-wingman-anytime]

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[apatheticcrossovers]

Hey i was wondering if you could do a one shot fic of Bob velseb martha from helluva boss and it's love at first bite? (pun intended) what if Bob was a canon character in Martha's universe?

Of course! I'm not sure how I feel about this, but I hope you like it! Fic will be under the cut!

Love at First Bite

Fandoms: Spooky Month, Helluva Boss Ship: Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)/Martha (Helluva Boss) Characters: Bob Velseb (Spooky Month), Martha (Helluva boss), Martha's Family (Helluva Boss, brief mention), I.M.P. (Helluva Boss, Brief mention) Tw: Cannibalism, Murder, Romanticization of one's own death Summary: Bob Velseb remembers the say he met the love of his life. A beautiful southern belle, the sweetest lady ever, and had the most beautiful laugh when she tried to eat him. If only he could've gotten her name before she killed him.

Bob liked to remember the day he met her. He hadn't known her for long, he didn't even catch her name, but he already knew they were both soulmates. He had been sneaking into her house on another hunt, assuming that he could take out one of the kids, and if not, then the whole family would work too. What he didn't expect was the family being far more prepared to deal with a break-in than he expect. Next thing he knew, the mother had him pinned to the ground, pinning him down with her shoe to his chest and a shotgun pointed to his face. He would've attacked her, but, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, everything about her was just perfect.

"Say your prayers you, lowsy-" Just before she could finish her sentence, a look of realization crossed her face, her eyes widening slightly as she seemed to recognize him, costume and all. "Oh wait, your that Bob Velseb fella, aren't ya?" She let out small laugh as she lowered the gun slightly, putting a hand to her chest. Her laugh was the most beautiful thing Bob had ever heard, it made him feel something he thought he had never felt before.

"Wait, you... you know me?" Bob tilted his head in confusion, letting out a small chuckle as he looked up at the southern belle.

"Oh of course! Me and my family are huge fans of your work!" she had said, smiling at him sweetly. Bob was confused for a moment, fans? How could someone ever be a fan of him when he was not only a cold-blooded killer, but a cannibal? "You don't know how excited I am! I can't wait to tell the kids we'll be eatin' their idol for dinner!" That's when Bob realized, this lady, and her whole family, were cannibals just like him. Though he did question it for a moment, raising an eyebrow.

"Uh, don'tcha mean you'll be havin' their idol for dinner?" suddenly, the barely of the gun was pointed right back at Bob's face, his eyes wide as the lady's smile turned sinister.

"Eatin', havin', same thing isn't it?" Before Bob could even respond, she pulled the trigger, killing him and sending him off to the deepest parts of hell. It wasn't too bad though, to his surprise, he could practically do whatever he wanted down there without repercussion. Plus, the ram horns were kind of cool, like a permanent reminder of the costume he wore when he was alive.

So, he became a butcher, with the meat he sold being the best quality he could find, which was hard, not many demons down in hell had alot of meat on their bones. In his free time though, when he had nothing to do, no customers to help, and no need to slaughter anyone, he would sit in his butcher's shop, and daydream about the southern belle, the wild look in her eyes, the sweet saccharine of her voice, and the butterflies he felt in his stomach right has she shot him in the head.

It was just another slow day in the shop with he heard a familiar voice call out from the doorway to the shop. "Well well well, long time no see~". Bob looked up, and despite how hell may hay have changed her appearance, he could still recognize that sweet southern belle that killed him. She looked much different now, looking more similar to a lamb, though, her eyes and snout were more wolf-like than anything... 'A wolf in sheep clothing' was all Bob could think, quite fitting for a beauty like her.

"Well what a surprise! Did the police finally catch up to you?" Bob tilted his head, leaning his arm on the counter gently as he smiled at her. She was surprised by such a warm welcome, she would've thought he'd be at least somewhat vengeful for what she did to him.

"Oh now, it was actually some other demons that were paid to kill me! It's a long story though, you probably wouldn't care." She waved her hand dismissively letting out a small chuckle as she approached the counter. Bob only smiled wider as his expression softened, letting out a sigh. He had seen adverts for a company in hell that did that, but he never thought someone would actually pay to have their enemies killed, it seemed like such a waste of money.

"Well, That's certainly not a way to go out, I can't imagine anyone hating a pretty lady like you that much..." Bob's voice was sweet and soft. He was trying to flirt with her, thought= he wasn't sure if it would work, he almost felt like she was out of his league. "But I've got nothing better to do today, so I'm all ears. I'm sure the stories mighty interestin' anyways." Bob let out a laugh, straightening his back slightly before crossing his arms. "Oh, by the way, whatcha name? I never caught it before I died!"

She was still surprised by how welcoming he was being, but she certainly wasn't one to turn it down. He was still her idol after all, even if they were both dead. "Oh, I'm so sorry darlin'! I guess I should've told you, I was just so excited to finally get to eat my idol, I just couldn't wait! The name's Martha~" She held out her hand for him to shake, which he happily took without hesitation.

"Martha..." Bob repeated, almost left breathless. He would've imagined that name belonging to an angel, which in his eyes, she was an angel. He pulled his hand away and dusted himself off. "Well Martha, How about you tell me whatcha want from my little shop here, and then you can tell me all about your little encounter with the demons, alright?"

It might've been the fact she was in hell, but Martha felt a bit warm around Bob. She had grown a fondness for him over the years, she might as well call him a crush if it wasn't for the fact she had eaten him. Still, Martha felt a warm feeling in her chest, and she knew that she'd enjoy knowing Bob as much more than just a meal.

[bobmckenzie]

guess who just bought the entire series of sctv so she can watch every episode of great white north !!!!! 😛😛😛😛😛

[holdingforgeneralhugs]

May I request a BoB ship please?

I'm she/her. What closest people to me would say about me first is that I'm a dreamer, idealist and intelligent. My closest friends would also say that I am a bit silly because I have my own very strange humor 😅

I am quite shy, I like helping others and I enjoy creative outlets. I paint, draw and write (poetry and fiction).

Nature is also very near and dear to me, having grown up quite literally in the middle of the forest in a small farm. I love walking in the forest, swimming in the lake, picking berries, I just love nature.

I have always been quite the stereotypical good girl. I always wanted to and still want to be perfect, but what I always have had is the need to stay true to myself. I didn't fit in most of my youth, but I always stuck to being who I truly am and that is something I am proud of. I was always taught that you should be kind but you shouldn't bend for others just to please them, and I won't.

I have strong sense of curiosity and I am an adventurer. I thrive to see, experience and learn more of the universe and life. I'm an INFJ, 4w5. Currently in med school. I'm 5'5, I have a small frame for someone my height, I wear glasses, I have thick dark brown hair down to my bum and brown(almost black) eyes.

Hello there, and thanks for sending in a request 💓 I ship you with Dick Winters

He finds your strange humour totally endearing. Nobody cracks him up quite like you do, not even Nix and Harry at their best.

You're super talented and he knows it. He's always so supportive of everything you do.

Anytime you write a new poem he begs you to read it to him and he's always so appreciative of your works.

Couple of nature lovers. You guys could spend all day outdoors. Between working on the farm and exploring the surrounding woodlands, you two are always most content strolling together outside.

He appreciates your sense of self, and one of the things he loves most about you is that you'll never bend your morals or beliefs for anyone. He loves you just as you are, and would never want you to change.

You're always learning or researching new things, and he always adores when you explain these things to him because you get so animated and excited about sharing with him.

[stillbandofbrothersthirsty]

@nervousintheservice thank you for the request! I ship you with…Shifty Powers!

- You and Shifty have the are they dating or siblings vibes😆

- But that’s because you two are cut from the same cloth. You simply understand each other.

- You & Shifty have lots of deep, introspective conversations that you may not feel comfortable having with anyone else.

- But you’re also very comfortable being quiet around each other.

- Part of this is because you both are so connected to nature.

- You enjoy going on walks, bike rides, and hikes together where you spend hours exploring the world around you while only exchanging a few words.

- This connection makes your partnership more intimate.

- Your relationship is a very peaceful one. You two have never ‘fought’, only had in depth debates that always end resolved.

- But nothing gets you more fired up than when you feel like someone is taking advantage of shifty’s kindness.

- He always tells you not to worry about it but you do worry about it! Together you work together to draw healthy boundaries in life.

[emmythespacecowgirl]

Working on a BoB holiday uquiz ;)) still accepting ship requests for BoB and TP *just in time for Christmas*✨❄️🎄

[koko-heads]

dillon: what do you call a fish with no eyes?

susmita, not looking up from her book: myxine circifrons

dillon:

dillon: fsh

[beatendeadcourier]

Could I ask for maybe my sona love-biting Bob cuz im a gay little man/j

I could draw it myself but your art is so cool I just wanna see my bab in your style (some Refs. I only had chibi doodles)

[Don't know why I put him him in hello kitty pjs I just felt like it ouagh]

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