#secretly no one holds the Braincell

[tumblerosestudios]

I love Soup Group, because a cursory glance would make people think Gem Holds the braincell, she doesn't not, Impulse used to hold it but he gave it to Bdubs for an gift which left the Soup Group braincelless but Bdubs eventually traded it to Etho for a Saddle who traded it to Cleo in exchange for a bodyguard, Cleo then threw it at Jevin in an attempt on his life, he then traded it to Wels for a Snickers bar who eventually gave it to X who handed it to Doc for safekeeping who gave it to Ren who kept it until Scar stole it and traded it to Grian for shenanigans, Grian eventually gave it to Mumbo as a welcome home gift and Gem bullied Mumbo into getting it back. Everyone is about 60% sure Tango had the braincell at one time but no one can track where.

Pearl says she had it once but never said anything so who can tell.

[cxffecoupx]

vernon as a girl dad

girl dad! vernon fluff, crack, a little smut, requested warnings: reader has a womb, vernon and his daughter sharing one braincell, sex (only a little though) wc: 771 writer's notes: it's been too long so i couldnt wait to post this (read: i didn't proof read this). to the anon who requested it, i'm so sorry for the long wait😭😭 but i really hope you understand and forgive me and that you enjoy it :) do lemme know your thoughts!!

girl dad! hansol who zones out during the birth of your babygirl. like, man's just stood there like🧍‍♂️while you're screaming out in the pain and frustration. he seems motionless, but trust that he's just processing the whole situation. like, what do you mean he's having a new member in his family? a little proof of your love for each other? he needs some time to compose.

girl dad! hansol who does not get overwhelmed for some reason. it's funny cause you just bawled your eyes out to him like, two hours after giving birth, and he's sitting beside you, one hand holding your hand and stroking it, and the other carefully cradling your daughter, who sleeps oblivious to all this chaos.

girl dad! hansol who becomes hesitant with your daughter. he knows he isnt the best to take care of her, and constanly worries if he'll end up doing something wrong. asks you every minute about what he should do, or why she's crying, or how to burp her. he's like a little boy trying to take care of his little sister.

girl dad! hansol who LOVES it when his baby plays with him. he'd be just sitting there, and she crawls over, pulling the ends with his pants to get his attention. he lifts her up on his shoulders, while watching the program on the tv. the next moment he feels her pulling his hair and his ears and he starts blushing and giggling. you sit beside from them, watching his giggles elicit hearty laughs from your daughter.

girl dad! hansol who secretly worries if your daughter will like the room he's taken so much effort to decorate. he's tailing along as you take her to her new room; he eagerly watches her as her tiny eyes look around the room; he ends up beaming with pride and joy when she squeals and runs to him for all the beautiful decorations. he feels so happy his heart threatens to explode and his cheeks hurt from smiling too hard.

girl dad! hansol who is eager to spend some alone time with you. dont get him wrong, he would love to spend every waking moment with his little girl, but it's been too long without any intimate touch and it has slowly driven him crazy. so the moment his sister, Sophia, is out the door with your daughter, his mouth is on yours and his hands on every inch of your skin, like he's trying to remember what your body felt like before all this beautiful chaos.

you're giggling, watching his rush and eagerness, but he takes no time to silence you and replace them with moans and whimpers as he slowly relishes you. his tongue moves with a new grace and vigor, and all thoughts to remain silent leaves your mind as you call out his name repeatedly throughout the night.

girl dad! hansol who is beyond ecstatic over the fact that his daughter and he share the same love for food. who steals food from your plate and ends up indirectly teaching his daughter the same. so now, when you have burgers and fries on special nights, you remain extra cautious because one moment of distraction could lead to the crunchy fries and half a burger going missing.

girl dad! hansol who looks forward to fridays for movie nights with his favourite girls. you both have always had this ritual, but now with a new member along, he takes this as an opportunity to pass on his love for movies to his little princess. by 8pm, you prepare caramel popcorn and vanilla ice cream as she rushes to sit on her daddy's lap and pick the movie to watch.

girl dad! hansol who begins to slowly learn along with his baby. hearing you talk to your daughter about the importance of expressing emotions helps him understand that hiding them only pains those who love him. catching himself laughing loudly over some antics of his girl's make him realise that laughing out loud only brings more happiness to your life. watching his babygirl go from hearing her mother read stories to her to reading those stories on her own made him worry of the fact that time passes by too quick. he starts to cherish every laugh they share, every hug they have, every silly little competitions they keep.

and although his worry still remains, he likes to push it away with the thought that there's no other people he'd rather watch the sunsets and sunrises (that bring the calm after the chaos of crying over sleep and getting ready) with.

[lazybutsmexy]

ghost x reader x soap with a reader who is a military k9 handler 👀👀

yes yes yes YES YES

the moment they saw you walk in with your dog they were hooked

dog is a belgian malonois, lets call her Dolly

look at her, what a bby

Soap knows how crazy difficult that breed can be, so knowing that you are her handler just makes him internally swoon

secretly finds it hot that Dolly follows your every command and how in synch the both of you are navigating obstacles in training or in battle

(a little part of his brain swears he could be just as good following commands for you *wink wink*)

Dolly falls in love with Ghost, hands down

no one knows how or why

everyone's confused, you're the most confused

(he was saving her meat scraps from his meals and sneaking them to her)

when you found out you scolded him up and down and told him not to do that

he was 1: shocked that you were scolding him given the fact he outranked you and 2: kinda sad he wasn't allowed to give Dolly more treats

Anyway

Both Ghost and Soap want to get closer to you but weren't exactly sure how to do that??

they share a braincell, your honor

they came up with the idea to offer themselves for takedown practice

was that smart? yes and no

yes: they spent a lot of time with you and Dolly, everyone else could see that there was a bond of some sort blossoming between the three (four) of you

no: Dolly is a menace, and she bites fucking hard

Soap was very confident squaring up to Dolly while wearing the protective glove

up until the moment Dolly chomped down on the glove and he swore he felt the tips of her canines stretch the inner layer

Ghost didn't believe him until it was his turn, and he felt it too

as they watched Dolly wind down from attack mode into semi-normal dog mode the moment you gave her a toy, they respected you even more

they both realize that the closest way to your heart was to gain Dolly's heart

suddenly, Dolly found so many toys whenever you weren't looking

you know it was their doing, because Dolly seemed to like them even more than before

they were more or less subtle, she was not lol

aside from takedown training, you teach them to give her basic commands

Ghost loves to have her climb onto his shoulders

Soap somehow manages to make her bark "I love you"

you only cry a little bit

Soap has to get used to Dolly giving him kisses

he hasn't had a lot of good experiences with dogs, so you and Ghost have to coach him into it

he does offer to go on morning runs with Dolly so you get another hour of sleep

that's how they bond

Ghost is the ultimate Dog Dad™

at home and during down time, he gives Dolly uppies like a toddler, holding her with one arm under her hind legs while her front legs hold onto his shoulders

she looks like a toddler and she's elated to be so tall

he sometimes also holds her like a baby, with her paws up

you used to do that when she was a puppy so she gets flashbacks and whines

cue all the doggy kisses

big cuddle piles between all of you

Dolly always sleeps at your feet, on the field she sleeps helf on top of your torso

one night Soap tried to sneak a cuddle while sleeping on the floor of a safehouse and ended up cuddling Dolly

she was confused but let him anyway

Ghost took photos for blackmail

when you're all at home - usually yours - she sleeps stretched over all three pairs of feet

unless y'all want more privacy then to the kennel she goes

she's offended every time and will bite holes into Soap and Ghost's socks in revenge

[savnofilter]

Oh wow,,, to be Stain's younger sister and found by Tenya then fucked brutally as savage revenge against your brother

                   tenya iida x [afab] reader

warning(s): sexual content, revenge sex, degradation, dumbification if you squint, reader fucked stupid, hate fucking, begging, cervix trope.

read more: masterlist | student masterlist

a/n: this has sit in my drafts for so long but ive finally thought of an idea. if you dont like rough & mean fucking this not for yew. thank you anon!

your brain felt as though it was turning into mush.

the simple act of keeping your eyes shut only aided slightly in trying to keep yourself from totally losing it. your mouth is agape, drool running down the side of your mouth and your head is hung low. your body rocks violently back and forth as your ass has no choice but to meet the harsh thrusts of the navy blue haired hero behind you.

you couldn't even moan. the force at which his cock piston in-and-out of your sopping cunt was a testament to how much you secretly desired this—despite the circumstances on which why this is happening to begin with.

you had heard him spit something out at you, but you had no more braincells left to respond, much less hear whatever he said. Ingenium's hands gripped at your delicate skin, the taught texture of his gloves creating an uncomfortable sensation similar to a rug burn. each time he brought your back against him, he used his hold on your arms to force you back onto his cock.

"Speech--less, huh?" at least, that's what you think he said. you groan in response, tears brimming at your eyes when you feel him adjust his hips slightly, his length now brushing at your g-spot and now aiming to fit the rest of his cock within your cunt. "Dumb bitch."

after all of these years, you would have thought that you could have been untraceable to your mock-vigilante brother, Stain. which the man had apparently traumatized one of the newest super heroes years ago before he could make a proper name for himself. the man new aged past that point, it's almost ridiculous with how much anger and passion he has to nearly fuck your brains out.

when you came home, that's where Ingenium—the youngest of two brothers—waited for you. he had started patient with before getting aggressive very fast. to be honest you weren't too sure how you ended up with his huge cock stuffed within you, but the outcome was very much appreciated. your brother's actions led you to this point and you're honestly not too sure that you're complaining. except maybe for the fact when you presumably wake up in the morning, you'd be sore all over, nauseous and dirty with all the fluids from tonight.

you whimper trying to signal him that yet another orgasm was about to cum, but he ignored your protests. small sobs escape your lips upon the sensation of his tip now pocking at your cervix at each thrust.

"P..lease!" you slur out. you could feel your walls quiver, your body readying for yet another orgasm brought upon from the man behind you.

as if Ingenium couldn't hear you, or give a fuck, he brings you back against his cock harsher, the impact bringing stars into your vision. a shriek leaves your mouth as you finish once again, a deep shiver racking through body as his pace never lets up. at this rate you weren't sure when he was going to finish.

you just hope that your brother will forgive you if he ever found out...

    all rights reserved © do NOT steal, alter or copy this work.

[viterbofangirllovestheuntamed]

So.

According to @demiace-wen-ning​‘s iconic post, every MXTX novel has:

A red/black, morally ambiguous, all-powerful bastard man

A fan wielder who is much more than meets the eye

And a fucking Jiang Cheng

Now we, as a collective fandom, have decided with our communal braincell that in SVSSS, the “fucking Jiang Cheng”™ character is Liu Qingge. And on the surface, this seems Right and Good:

HOWEVER! I posit that these aspects are only the most superficial and external aspects of the vast and multi-layered Dagwood sandwich that is fundamental “fucking Jiang Cheng”™yness. “fucking Jiang Cheng”™ has LAYERS. And for all that I love Liu Qingge, I love him in the same way I love the Sonic franchise’s Knuckles the Echidna:

This is emphatically NOT how I love Jiang Cheng. Furthermore, this is demonstrably NOT the sort of character that a fandom becomes viciously divisive about. This is the sort of character you either like or dislike and move on with your life because he is not deep and complex enough to Die On This Hill for defending. (This is a Feng Xin or Nie Mingjue sort of character.)

So what makes for a “fucking Jiang Cheng”™ character? What are the quintessential “fucking Jiang Cheng”™ characteristics that result in a complex and divisive character? I propose:

ambiguous/unexplained actions

refusal to explain motives

canon selfless actions missed or negatively interpreted

socially over-conscious while still socially detested

harsh and contemptuous outward behavior

honestly, naturally is an asshole, but holds back just enough to get away with it

hard-working but overshadowed by upstart prodigy

childhood trauma that fundamentally affected behavioral patterns

aggressively focused on their cultivation and consequent social status

secretly heartbroken about a perceived betrayal regarding the protagonist

yay, war crimes!

These attributes all describe Jiang Cheng. All but the last one describe Mu Qing, with the second-to-last applying in a way where HE is perceived as the betrayer. None of these attributes describe Liu Qingge. But you know who they DO describe in SVSSS?

Shen Jiu.

The ORIGINAL Shen Qingqiu.

An undeniable asshole who nevertheless gets punished for every good deed he ever did, who clawed and scraped his way to the top of the cultivation world and ensured he stayed there no matter how many bridges he had to burn or enemies he had to make along the way, who acts like a bitter tsundere to the person who matters most to him because said person broke their promise and never explained why, whose childhood was a never-ending parade of trauma and abuse that molded him into a harsh and suspicious individual, who (though we don’t find out until the extras) shows no sexual interest in anyone, whose own path to cultivation was so difficult and traumatic that they could not stop themselves from jealously lashing out at the heaven-blessed prodigy standing right next to them.

Shen Jiu is the TRUE “fucking Jiang Cheng”™ of SVSSS, and I cordially invite any haters to bring it on because this is My Hill and I am ready to fight for it.

[watchingblsnowandforever]

Hello!!

I'm back to crack posting about my favourite shows and/or characters! =D

We Are ep 8 was gold. It had comedy, friendship, silliness and romance in the absolute perfect amounts.

Warning: long post 😊😅

This scene with Peem and Matt is peak comedy. I rewatched it so many times hehe

Phum: I'm gonna ignore every inch of space to stand right beside you. <3

Peem: *bombastic side eye*

Also Peem: *leans into him*

Khaofang woke up today and chose violence 😭👍🏼

Let's be honest though, that was not the sibling we'd expected to throw fists.

Meanwhile, Toey: that's my hia Fang 😊

Isn't that the million dollar question Mick 😭

If they got together already, how would the series run for 16 eps 😭

Toey with his hias ^ (also Matt edging him on like he's in a competition I'm dying 😭)

Toey with his P'Q:

However savage Q may be, he still shares the same braincell with his friends 😭👍🏼

IT WAS SO MEAN OF THEM TO MAKE MATT PAY WHEN THEY'VE HARDLY EVEN TAKEN A SIP! T-T

Peem before, when Phum even touched him: LET GO YOU ASSHOLE

Peem now: *fond, indulging smile* what do you want to do?

*shakes head with a sigh* boys in love ay

The motorcycle 'hold me tightly' trope being reused with a bicycle aka how to make them sit even closer

Peem saying so-so when Phum asks if he looks handsome: Peem, babe, you were the one who called him handsome first remember? 😭

What secretly. Phum was about as subtle as a football directly hitting your painting (yes I think I'm very funny).

With all due respect, please get the f out and let my boys be. Please and thank you. :)

^This is the answer to any question about Pun. 😭👍🏼

This scene is so, so beautiful. I am absolutely loving how they’re giving friendship/platonic love as much importance as romantic love because yes. I've been waiting for a bl like this forever (or at least since I got into bls hehe-). Bad Buddy and MSP came close, but We Are took the trophy. They love each other so much. Kill for each other? Nah, they'd go together and make that person's life living hell, and that would make my day.

I really really love that they're still so silly with each other in college, and are close to and comfortable enough with each other to be able to be childish and play in the middle of the day, to be each other's safe space.

This friendship is so precious and close to my heart. Even more than the romantic parts of the story, this is what makes me want to watch this series every week to see what new shenanigans they've got up to.

I love them. So much.

Beer is me, I am Beer.

Smiling at them so softly. Oh, he knows. And he ships. 👍🏼

This scene was also so beautiful.

They've finally started acknowledging that there's something between them.

I think more than Phum being unable to express himself, he's taking small steps to guage how Peem reacts. He wants them to be on the same page before he takes the next step.

Like with the kiss, he didn't hesitate to talk about it, to tell how much it means to him and then kiss Peem again. But he waited until Peem kissed him first, and till he was sure that Peem wanted to talk about it.

I really like this about him. He's not taking a step back per se, just making sure that when he takes a step forward, he's not leaving Peem one step behind.

Phum explains again and again how Peem is his safe space (his dialogues this time reminding us of Peem's little speech to his own friends and Fang talking about why he likes Tan with Phum), to make sure Peem knows.

It's already been told to us how alone he's been most of his life, so Peem and his ragtag group of friends is very new for him, but it's fun, and it not only brings him closer to Peem but also a friend group - a support system he didn't really have before. Sure, he has Fang, Beer and Mick, and Tan, but it's nothing like this silly little group that puts paint on each other then plays with water and gets almost black out drunk on a regular basis.

Also, did anyone else notice the two matching rainbow coloured jars behind Peem here? No? 👀

Simp. (affectionate)

I always love these call scenes where one of them somehow travels through his cell phone to land in the other's bed hehe

Peem is so done with Phum and his branded fashion outfits 😭😭

"You were born in Thailand."

Pond and the "I'm Thai" meme 😭

wait.

A bl lead realising he likes someone (his romantic interest) all on his lonesome??

Colour me surprised!

I actually didn't think I'd get to see this happen ever in a Thai bl, but good for him lol

So that's that for this week! If you've gotten this far, thank you so much for reading! 😊

Here, have a bubble tea 🧋

[ohwormwood]

i've lost my goddamn mind: rambling on parallels in isat and frankenstein

i need to write this down so i can try and defend my ass because it sounds crazy until you read the goddamn book and suddenly IT ALL MAKES FUCKING SENSE.

[woe, spoilers be upon ye! for both isat and frankenstein of course]

for context: i am a gender studies minor. i write on queer theory for funsies. and sometimes i like to let my hyperfixations melt together like cheese. this is the result.

Siffrin and victor. it's the fucking rampant mental illness for me. i cannot stress how many times i stopped mid-chapter and went "theyre the same fucking picture". it's fucking uncanny at times. The absolute extent of their self loathing is so in tandem that it's kind of scary. Both of them, despite not being directly involved, hold the weight of the deaths of their loved ones upon themselves (even if in Siffrin's case it was temporary, the point still stands). They both love their families so dearly???? like, to the point of self destruction and death. The absolute terror of losing your family to a force you cannot control, created by your own hand???

"I often suffered my mule to lag behind, and indulged in the misery of reflection. At other times I spurred on the animal before my companions, that I might forget them, the world, and, more of all, myself." (Shelley 67) Hello???? Siffrin???? is that you

So, as you probably guessed.... Loop is the creature in this case. The foil. The reflection. the absolute anguish of being denied humanity and comfort and love but having the capacity and inclination to love a family you cannot obtain. The simultaneous scorn yet codependence upon the other half they didn't get to choose, a need for revenge but also a profound and all-consuming self-hatred and remorse??? the self-denial of love???

"my heart yearned to be known and loved by these amiable creatures: to see their sweet looks turned towards me with affection" (Shelley 96) Head in fucking hands. loop watching the party. ough.

"if i cannot inspire love, i will cause fear" (Shelley 107) LIKE. MOTHERFUCKER. OUGHHH.

the fact that victor cannot fucking die for the vast majority of the story, spurned on by revenge and grief and self-loathing.... yeah act 5 siffrin...

I see this as like. the ISAT bad ending. Two Hats if loop had a lil chat with the king and went off the deep end. Or just loop, if they had no concept of their former self. if siffrin was a true frankenstein in that situation, i think that loop would definitely end up as a true version of the creature.

both siffrin and victor feeling undeserving of their family's love because of their actions

Oh here's the one that will send ppl over the edge: "or longed, with a devouring maladie du pays..." (Shelley 139) When i tell you I fucking almost yelled in the middle of work. I had to take a fucking pause. because the topic of homesickness and love for one's culture comes up a LOT in both of these. even if siffrin doesn't remember it.

Sidenote: i will forever and always hold in my heart that victor is ace. i am literally writing a fucking theoretical essay on this. I cannot explain here how much i have picked apart every allusion to this over the course of the text. it's genuinely a problem.

"You hate me; but your abhorrence cannot equal that with which I regard myself." (Shelley 170) i. i cannot say anything else about this but. Loop. yeah.

something something, fallen angel motifs in both the creature and loop

the creature's overseeing of the family in the cottage makes me think a lot about how loop would have seen their family interacting with who they could have been/used to be every fucking loop. but being unable to do anything about it. and then when they DO meet them. they do not recognize them and see them as inhuman. i simply fucking cry.

Anyways to end on a lighthearted note: isa is my walton. hopelessly gay. devoted to a fucking fault. secretly holds the braincells. the most loving man on gods green earth. Sympathizer 1000. Yeah.

did i need to do this? no. does it make any logical sense? absolutely fucking not. but am i going to be thinking about this for the next 3 weeks? yes. yes i am. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[beanghostprincess]

I Gift ye with some silly cross guild concepts:

• Buggy with autism and ADHD, with a special interest in explosives, weapons, chemistry, and who uses the circus performances as stimming.

• Mihawk who is Not Neurotypical At All being faced with the antithesis of his whole vibe and somehow being roped into other stims

• (Buggy absolutely makes a swing with silks, and they cuddle in is Often. Ritchie is a living weighted blanket AND HE PURRS)

• Crocodile walks into this not expecting to start a side hustle making stim toys but here we are.

• dadodile theory where Luffy shows up and suddenly oh the stim toy stock is sold out, neat :))

• Buggy getting carried like a kitten by his Big Boyfriends

• polyamorous fighting bc someone's hair oil smells too strong or this brand of soap is Icky or smth so very domestic and sweet and all three end up pausing bc Damn. They're pirates and yet fighting over rose vs lavender scents or what detergent is best.

• sometimes after hours when everyone is asleep, Buggy will do small performances and tries to teach some tricks to the other's. Mihawk offers gardening lessons, and Croc likes teaching them old games from Alabasta when he was a child. Results are.... mixed.

• Buggy oftentimes make azidoazide aside completely on purpose bc Big BOOM Go Brr.

• people think Croc and Hawk have the braincell, but secretly none of them do. They're all a special brand of Absolutely Unhinged.

• Mihawk has a bad tendency to just... bite his loved ones like a cat.

• Crocodile would sooner cut off his other hand than admit to being needy. (No, he totally doesn't just yank his victim of the hour into his lap and then hold them in place with his hook until he's got his cuddle fix, shut up-)

• Buggy is both very smart and very stupid. Bro is a chemist, a weapons maker, a dealer, runs numerous businesses, heads an information network, grew up on the Pirate king's ship with training from the best of the best, could probably stage a world wide coup d'etat if he tried, but still fights against the impulse to swallow a muggy ball Just Because. Smart of Brain, Dumb of Ass.

((You can probably tell Buggy is my favorite but shhhhh let the Guild cook- /hj))

Okay, no, these are all amazing. And don't worry because Buggy is my favorite too, I get it.

They're all just a trio of neurodivergent men who think they can rule the world but actually they're oversensitive and also pretty dumb sometimes. I love their poly relationship so damn much. It gives me life.

[zerobaseonefics]

matthew as your boyfriend (requested)

matthew x gn!reader

bulletpoint

words : 400~

warning : food ?? (mention of going to the restaurant)

you guys met bcz both of you were trainees at the same agency

you were the first person he met there, meaning you trained together a lot and grew close

and since the beginning, matthew kinda had a crush on you cuz you were so nice and always helping him

at first when he came here he promised to himself nothing was going to distract him from his dream... but how was he supposed to stay focused when you were here??

one day he sat to connect his single braincell, shaped in a heart for you, to find a solution

that is when he decided the only way was to date you! (no he definitly didn't take that as an excuse....)

you noticed a change in his personality after that.

we all know how matthew is, like he get babied by litteraly everyone on that show

but hear me out .

he wouldn't let you take care of him anymore .

he felt like in order to seduce you, you'd have to see him in a different light. he had to show a more charismatic side of him, and you babying him was totally out of the table

when you realized that change you asked him about it and that's when he asked you out

i feel like now that you guys are together, he still doesn't want you to pamper him etc because he wants his relationship with you to be different than the ones he has with his friends for example

(you still do tho and he likes it even if he acts like he doesn't,,,,)

matthew said his hobbies are taking a walk, playing games and going to the restaurant

so he would do all these things with you!!

likes to go out for dates

+++ i feel like he's into pda, he would at least hold your hand in public. he's not unconfortable with display of affection in front of other people

would try and call you secretly while is on the show because he misses you so much

would hang up if you hit him with the "i love you i want you seok matthew" (my man is tired)

love language is physical touch and acts of service

[nyashykyunnie]

HELLO YES IM HERE TO FUEL SOME JINWOO BRAINROT!

Jinwoo is the type of partner to always hold his s/o’s hand and focus all his attention to them when they talk. It would be nerve wreaking to have his full attention but he looks so soft and gentle with them that there’s no doubt he wouldn’t ever hurt them and that he loves them

a/n: OIDUFWHJAEDASN AAAAAAA MY BRAINCELLS DIED THE MOMENT I IMAGINED THIS AAAAA!!! JINWOO HOLDING HANDSS ANSJNSAN HNNGHH!!! (Also this hc is with Jinwoo after he regressed)

Sung Jinwoo x Gn! Reader: Holding Hands

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He definitely holds your hand with the one that isn't gloved.

Jinwoo loves the feel of your hand against his large and strong ones, he is mindful not to squeeze too much since he doesn't want to break your hand.

He'll squeeze it, just enough for you to know that he is holding you and.

Jinwoo mostly closes his eyes as he listens to you ramble about your day or your hyperfixations.

You could talk about anything to him really.

Whether its some drama you heard, the new show you love, the animals that you absolutely adore, a really good boo you read— Jinwoo will listen to you attentively.

You may be distracted babbling on and on, but Jinwoo's eyes are focused solely on you.

If you're hyperfocused on some...Let's say scientific stuff.

He'll look up some of it and maybe study it just so he can understand you better.

Do you like the stars? He'll memorize as many constellations as he can (Let's be honest he memorized all of it)

The ocean? He'll try his best to know as many scientific names of the sea creatures you like.

The plants? He'll secretly go out at night to find the plants you like and give it to you the next day at school (As long as it's not those stinky plants he'll give whatever to you)

Jinwoo was always the listener type of guy after all, he enjoys hearing all sorts of things from you.

He may pay attention closely, but sometimes his mind just completely wanders to your beautiful face.

He loves the way you light up whenever you ramble.

How could he ever pay attention to anywhere else when you are being this precious?

That precious and beautiful face that he wants to cherish and pamper all the time.

He loves you so much

So...So Much

Jinwoo would do anything for you.

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[the-desert-beast]

The Black Wolf Brewery

"Within Lion's Arch you'll find many kinds of criminal. Some, are sly, inconspicuous. Others, are brazen and brutish."

"Some, you'll never even know were there, right in front of you."

"Of these sorts of 'hidden in plain sight criminals' you'll find out dear friends, the blackwolf brewery. A simple brewery, that has been closed and shut up for years. Or so the newest owner would have us all think. Their name is unknown to nearly all but myself. Esyld runs quite the little business out of that musty old shack she calls a 'brewery.' I've never been allowed inside. I've never been allowed near her 'family' either, but people talk if you have the mind to listen. Kirari never shuts up when she wanders the streets at night. My theory is that, for one reason or another, I am immune to that little memory wipe charm that hangs from her ear. Whenever I ask other people about her passing by just the night before, they look at me like they've never even seen a woman before. They can recall everything from the night before, except Kirari's presence. Her brother Yuuji isn't always subtle either. He's quite awkward at the shops, quite blunt some days. I can barely read the Miyake siblings. Although, Yuuji seems to have a soft spot for one of the shopkeepers he visits every other morning. A young man. I've pestered the boy about Yuuji's presence but he too, never can recall the Miyake's face. I noticed just yesterday his new earring. Curious. Are they onto me? Or is it a precaution?"

"If Esyld has caught on that I've been watching them all, she'd rend me to pieces. Best to keep it subtle in the coming weeks. That revenant was always too clever for the rest of them. Lucky little me, that I'm never considered a threat. Too pretty or frail I suppose. Esyld of all people would know a pretty face hides a thousand lies."

"Arlais is the most difficult to trail, I can never tell when those, 'ghosts' or whatever they are of her's have spotted me or not. Rangers. She never leaves the brewery either, she's always within line of sight of that place. Dedicated, I'll give her that. Gods that woman has legs- I wish she were as short as I am, maybe then I could keep up without risking her pets spotting me so easily. "

"Last of all, there's Iniss. They barely ever leave the underground. Eachtime I've spotted them leaving it's always late at night when I'm trailing one of the other nightowls."

"All of this information is useless unless someone has a death-wish! The entire company keeps their deals and smuggling perfectly underwraps, I've never even seen one holding a package for nightmare's sake! Iniss nearly caught me the other night as well, now I have to think of a way to cover my tracks."

The journal entry ends there, the pages stained with blood. No skilled informant would ever allow a mole to squeak, or be so blind. Kirari hums to herself on her way back to the brewery, Esyld should be pleased.

aka, I wanted to talk about my EU alt OCs crew, and this is the braincell that struck me. so we got Esyld, (she/it/any), revenant, kingpin. sylvari, ex-nightmare court. butch pansexual. ⬆ these two are siblings ⬇ Iniss, (they/them), masculine honorifics; mister, king, brother, boyfriend, etc. Thief, weapons collector & smuggler. sylvari, ex-nightmare court. gay. (wriothesley from genshin impact inspired.) Miyake Kirari, she/her, mesmer, informant. allegedly human. (Secretly a mists demon Kitsune) (yae miko from genshin impact inspired.) sexuality; wouldnt you like to know weather boy Miyake Yuuji, he/any, elementalist, manager of sales & inquirys. (kamisato ayato from genshin impact inspired.) queer. Arlais, she/any, debt collector, ranger. human, canthan descent. (ningguang from genshin impact inspired.) lesbian.

The blackwolf brewery; an old brewery thats been abandoned for years. esyld bought it after rising through underground ranks and raising enough money to have her own crew.

[pathetichimbos]

Hi! I’m pretty new in the fandom but I noticed you wanted us to share some headcanons of our dear boy so here’s some of mine!

He likes the colour amber (idk why but I think yellow or green fits him)

He makes little things for his Mama from time to time (or whenever he has the time) such as fashioning a wire bracelet (he makes sure it’s not rusty or anything) with little beads he managed to find around the farm and shyly gift it to Luda Mae

Luda Mae wears them on different days and sometimes keeps them in a box to avoid losing them

Thomas loves rainy days.

Being in an unforgivingly hot climate, he cherishes the cooling sensation whenever the rain comes (also because it’s easier to wash off all the blood on him and/or around the farm)

He does it by either sitting on the ground outside of their house with his head up, eyes closed in bliss or standing up

Luda Mae always calls him inside, telling him he’ll be sick but she also knows how relieving it can be

Hoyt’s an ass but there are times where he praises Tommy for his personal work (if he’s feeling nice) and Tommy always holds on to those moments

Tommy likes crows, for some reason

Doesn’t go near them but will always throw crumbs of bread or more to them and watch as they peck the ground

He might or might not be secretly happy when one comes near him willingly or even perches on him

Sorry if I couldn’t share any Tommy and S/O related headcanons😅 I believe there are so many good ones in the fandom already and you are one of the best at writing for our dear Tommy

As a little thing, here’s a fanart I did a while ago of Tommy https://www.tumblr.com/macabreblublu/731719818030546944/ok-but-ive-got-a-funny-crush-on-this-dude

Hope this brightens up your day/night you lovely person! 💙

Oh your brain is so wrinkly. You have so many big braincelled ideas.

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♡ Thomas loves warm earth colors, and the colors you picked out are exactly right. Not only do they coincide with nature, but they actually tend to make people feel safer and more secure, and happier as well! And after everything Thomas has been through, I can see him seeking those things in abundance, and so, without even realizing it, he ended up clinging to the colors that brings those out.

♡ Thomas started making little trinkets and jewelry when he was a kid, as he's always had access to various tools and resources to do it, and he's always enjoyed working with his hands. Most of the time he ends up either keeping the trinket himself in a small shoebox he keeps in his closet, but if something turns out really nice, he gives it to Luda Mae who fusses over it and happily adds it to her collection. It goes straight in her jewelry box, which now has a mix of priceless antique jewelry and Thomas' handmade trinkets. She wears them often, with and without her other jewelry, and treats them as if they're just as precious as the few pearls or diamonds she owns.

♡ Rain is always a blessing in small southern communities, it waters their crops, prevents wildfires (though lightning loves to cause those), floods their shallow ponds and creeks, and relieves some of the heat that constantly plagues the towns. So, rain is already precious, and Thomas loves the rain. He's gotten caught in the occasional shower more than once while walking to and from the slaughterhouse, and it always seems to take him twice as long to get home when he does. It provides relief from the heat, and on his skin, the cool rain is soothing on the irritation, as most of the time skin conditions cause painful itching and burning that the cool water helps ease. (I also believe he uses cold wet rags to provide a similar relief)

♡ This is something in particular I'm passionate about. I see so, so, many people make Hoyt out to be abusive to his family, and Thomas in particular, and it's just so wrong. He's an ass, for sure, he'll poke fun at Thomas and has definitely done wrong by him, but he's by no means abusive. Thomas is like a son to him, and vice versa. We can see a clear shift in Thomas' behavior towards the end of The Beginning after Hoyt gives him the positive feedback he craves. At the beginning, he's hesitant, and won't join his own family in the dining room for dinner, (most likely due to self isolation and poor self esteem making him believe he doesn't deserve to join them at the table- the entire town treated him as less than human, and after you live with something like that for so long, you eventually start to believe it). Towards the end of the movie, after Hoyt gives him the positive affirmation on his new 'face', Thomas becomes more confident, not needing to be invited into the dining room by Hoyt, simply feeling more assured that he does belong there.

♡ Crows are so smart. Birds in general are. (Pigeons EXCLUDED- I see your eyes, birds, I know you're not real...). When I was sixteen I had developed a cult of birds at my apartment complex that followed me around and would even land on me and rest on my shoulders until they were ready to leave. All it took was a little food and kind attitude and they trusted me enough to hang around. I can see the same thing happening with Thomas. He loves animals and nature, I mean come on, he lives on a farm, and just because people rejected him doesn't mean that animals did as well. In fact, I can see Thomas taking refuge with the various animals the Hewitt family has. They were practically his only friends, and he has such a calm demeanor about him, I can easily see birds being naturally attracted to him. And crows are probably some of the smartest birds, so I have no doubt he has a cult of birds of his own that hang around the Hewitt residence.

Thanks for sending in the headcanons!! <3

[im-no-jedi]

TBB headcanons: Love and Affection

hehe... now for the fun headcanons 😏 these are borderline M rated, as I do talk about things like virginity and turn-ons, so uhh look away young’ins!!

also, this is the last of what I had previously written down for fic purposes, so if anyone has a request for more headcanons, feel free to ask!✨

and now, for your amusement, here are my thoughts on the boys’ “preferences”:

Hunter

Likes giving physical affection; he often shows that he cares through physical touch (placing a hand/hands on others, holding hands, etc), but he has a hard time receiving it (hugs are weird LOL) 

Really loves and enjoys kissing; his smooches range from gentle yet passionate to a starved beast depending on his mood 

Not a virgin; will sleep with someone for mission purposes (like to get info or whatever) or just because he needs to destress (he actually craves intimacy and gets quite horny, but doesn’t prioritize his physical desires most of the time)

Turn ons: playing with his hair, touching/massaging shoulders, neck/jaw kisses, anything with his hands, biting/clawing/scratching 

Things he finds physically attractive: large chest (boob go squish), nice hair (long enough to run his fingers through), hands (especially ones that fit perfectly into his), hips (bonus if ya got good rhythm and can shake ‘em) 

Love languages: acts of service, physical touch, quality time

Tech

Does NOT like physical affection, please look but don’t touch 

The very idea of kissing makes him nervous, but he would warm up to it and give the absolute sweetest kisses 💙

Very much a virgin; demiromantic; not opposed to sex but would be classified as asexual 

Turn ons: complimenting his intelligence, anything with his hands (especially massages) 

Things he finds physically attractive: being competent and intelligent (braincells are sexy) 

Love languages: quality time, gifts, words of affirmation

Wrecker

Extremely physically affectionate, loves to both give and receive it in any way, shape, and form

Absolutely LOVES kissing; he gives big, wet smooches and as many of them as he possibly can

Not a virgin; loves getting freaky at the club and needs some good lovin’ every once in a while, you know?

Turn ons: complimenting his appearance/strength, back touches/massages/kisses, body crushing hugs/squeezes (enough that he could feel it), grinding, lap straddling 

Things he finds physically attractive: being stronk (enough to impress him), big booty (he loooooves cake), thicc thighs (thigh go squish), nice smile (and big lips for smooching), cute tummy (any size, he don’t care, he just wanna smooch the tummy) 

Love languages: physical touch, quality time, gifts

Crosshair

Pretends like he hates physical affection but secretly craves it (he touch starved af) 

Enjoys kissing and always makes sure every single one counts; his smooches are precise and calculated, but never devoid of affection 

Not a virgin; is very particular about who he sleeps with (he has very specific needs and must have them met, otherwise hands off)

Turn ons: neck/ear touching/kissing/biting, tongue play, grinding, biting/clawing/scratching 

Things he finds physically attractive: nice legs (long like his are his fav), pretty eyes (he WILL compliment them constantly), hands (and what they’re capable of doing~) 

Love languages: quality time, acts of service, physical touch

Echo

Doesn’t mind physical affection, he just doesn’t believe he deserves it because of how he looks (“who could ever learn to love a beast?”) 

Gets flustered at the very thought of kissing, and blushes like crazy every time he gets a smooch; likes receiving them over giving them 

Big ol’ virgin; totally a “wait until marriage” guy (doesn’t judge other people for being frivolous tho, that’s your business not his) 

Turn ons: neck/shoulder massages, anything with his chest (especially kisses and massaging/rubbing), lap straddling 

Things he finds physically attractive: nice hair (mostly cause he misses his own), hips (that fit nicely against his own), nice smile (especially if he can get you to laugh), smaller build (he likes to be the big spoon) 

Love languages: acts of service, words of affirmation, quality time

other headcanons: Physical and Mental Traits | Sleep | Body Stuff

[stealingyourbones]

Places down three mouse skulls a gift from my cat. Her name is Daisy and and hunts for for whole family, especially her brother. His name is Scar Face. He may not have the braincells to be a hunter and takes multiple full seconds to realize you have sprinkled him with water, but I can say his face sure fits the name!

Anyways, I head you like non human AUs, yes? What about Secretly A Mermaid Tim Drake? Both his parents are mermaids but different kinds which led Tim to having a very... unique body. He has the colors, strength, shape, and length of his father's Koi tail but he has the fins, shimmer, flashieness and speed of his mother's Beta Fish tail. All together this means he has quite the look about his tail. Which is part of why he does his best to hide it.

The other part of why he ties so hard to hide his powerful tail, so strong that if he hits it right he can dent rail road tracks, despite how much secret speed and strength training he does with it, is that while yes the switch from human to mermaid is fast and simple, it can often be a few hours before he can change back and thanks to the fact it isn't long enough to slither on, he's quite the sitting duck if he's not somewhere like the Bay.

Now the Batfamily knows about this. Sort of. He has told them that he isn't a human but refuses to tell them what he is. If not for Duke saying his light is different from everyone else's, he doubts anyone would believe that he is anything but human. He regularly taunts them with the fact that they don't know what species he is and yet they claim to be detectives.

If course all good things must come to an end, and what he is gets revealed during a fight with Killer Croc. Riddler had knocked Jason into Croc's tank and without hesitation, Tim dove in after him, transforming on contact and using his large, flashy fins to distract Croc as the bulk of his tails and his sharp claws lashed out to try to take down the much larger water beast. With few helpful hits from Jason, they take him out and without hesitation, Tim leaps out of the water, spreading his fins as wide as he can to slowly wave back and forth in a beautiful, hypnotic sway as he yells, "hey Riddler! Over here!"

Tim can't keep the tremble out of the tip of his fins as Riddler stares at the tail, completely distracted. He knows deep down that if Riddler snaps out of it before someone can take him down, he's absolutely a sitting duck. He has two, maybe three jumps or tail bashes in him before he risks hurting himself, and 4 minutes and 32 seconds left before his gills dry up and he needs to get shoved back in the water. But for now he can use those seconds to keep all eyes on him long enough to let the bats catch their breath.

Homie I am buzzing in my seat with ideas this is so good. I am a sucker for Mermaid AU’s and this is just *chefs kiss*. I’ve made a mermaid AU before for the bats and adding to another makes me hella happy

Interesting tail pattern I enjoy it a lot, I will sprinkle in some Not Human because I hold the firm belief that mermaid’s shouldn’t look like a dude + fish, they should look like a different species because they are a wildly different species.

- Long spindily teeth that got a little bit of snaggletooth action going on. Teeth slightly poke out from his closed mouth and it looks adorable even though every single one of those fuckin teeth are canines.

- Funky pupil shape/iris shape

- Extremely clawed fingers. The tips of his hands have the same coloration as his tail but disperse fully at the last finger joint (maybe the coloration goes up to mid forearm who knows)

- Jaw that can unhinge to a terrifying degree.

- the tail isn’t small. That shit is at least 4ft in length and that’s being generous. His tail is very easy to tear which is a problem (beta fish’s tails are super delicate), but you could just turn your head and say “yeah don’t know what you’re talkin about” and look the other way/ maybe it’s a very thick membrane as his tail and not the thin almost translucent fins that normal beta fish have. I like the koi fish tail but add the pizzaz of the beta fish tail angle a lot, you could make angst ideas with Tim injuring his fins with this in mind.

- that tail? All muscle. Being smacked with his tail is like being hit by a charging bull. That shit will knock you off your feet and make you airborne for 20 solid feet before finally hitting cement.

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Lark comes into Brandy's office- or rather, leans against the doorframe. It is better than giving into the internal temptation to bonk his forehead against the wood in frustration instead. Their face looks a little more dead than usual.

"So Mitch and I have been playing mission tag for a while. By the time he came back from the West Province I was on that Iron Jugulis mission, and then when I was back he was out on Casseroya, and so on. But I finally got a hold of him."

"Brandy that was one of the most unpleasant conversations I've had in my life, and this is a public-facing job. I think I came out of that with less information than I went in with. I lost braincells talking to this asshole."

Brandy looks up as Lark leans against the door, secretly thrilled that he showed up right as she was about to start reading and validating a stack of mission reports. That joy quickly dissipates as Lark continues talking. She frowns a bit.

"I did say he was a bit of a ding dong," she says, unhelpfully. "Don't suppose he made any promises about submitting his capture reports in between being a jackass at you?"

[shortpplfedup]

My School President Episode 2: I Want To Hold Your Hand

There's nothin' you can do that can't be done Nothin' you can sing that can't be sung Nothin' you can say, but you can learn how to play the game It's easy Nothin' you can make that can't be made No one you can save that can't be saved Nothin' you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time It's easy

The Beatles | All You Need Is Love (1967)

It's the perspective shift for me. This week we get to know Tinn in all his dorky, lovesick glory, and it is AMAZING. From the outside this story seems like the Big Man On Campus secretly in love with the weird slacker kid and hiding it for his rep, but then we get in Tinn's head and realise this is actually the story of the lonely nerd in love with the cool kid who barely knows he exists. They're nailing the high school romance archetypes on the head in this show so far.

Verse: the lit candle in the rain

Oh darling, please believe me I'll never let you down Oh, believe me, darlin' Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm

The Beatles | Oh! Darling (1969)

Oh Tinn. Oh Tinn Tinn Tinn you are down HORRENDOUS. This week we discover that Tinn fell in love essentially because Gun was nice to him, and has been on a 'please notice me' tour for YEARS. He's now finally managed to get Gun's attention fixed on him, even if it's because he hates him, and he's so intoxicated by finally having Gun regularly interacting with him, he's absolutely set on going the distance. The 'be my servant' thing was nothing more than Tinn seizing a short-lived opportunity to make Gun do boyfriend things with him (you just know he was squeeing on the inside when Gun was feeding him), and hoping that would do the trick, but to no avail. Inevitably while the vinegar worked to grab Gun's attention, it's bitter for Tinn too, and he'd prefer to catch this fly with honey. So after a whole lot of shenanigans, he finally gives Gun a version of the truth: he wants to help him win Hot Wave, and he'll do whatever it takes for that to happen. He is about to WOO.

Bridge: Tinn, the loneliest boy

I want you I want you so bad It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

The Beatles | I Want You (She's So Heavy) (1969)

Man Tinn's parents are loving and involved...and also very wrapped up in their own shit. Who misses their kid's birthday for non-essential work? I'm sure they think Tinn is really grown up and mature and he makes them proud and he's a lovely, smart, independent, well-adjusted kid who never gave them a lick of trouble...but he also seems really lonely somehow. I wonder if Tinn crafted himself into this kid as cause or effect of his parents' benign neglect. They're busy people, and they love him, so he tries to be good and not make life hard for them. I feel like as things progress between him and Gun, the Tinn who emerges is gonna cause some angst with his parents.

Ad Libs

So this show is actually Love Buddy: The Musical, complete with dream sequence performances, and it totally works because who HASN'T pretended they were in a music video in their head while singing a song they like, ESPECIALLY in high school?

Tiw continuing the finest Dr. Nam tradition of taking one look at his seemingly cool, actually a dweeb best friend like one (1) person and going 'on god we gon get you laid bruh'.

Tiw is also in possession of the only braincell in the ENTIRE student body apparently.

Watching Tinn's little rose get trampled and kicked around made me simultaneously laugh OUT LOUD and also feel really bad for him.

So Tinn lending the music club his dad's very expensive guitar without telling his dad is gonna come back and bite him yes?