#bolock?

[pyopyok]

not finishing this </3

[bigboobyhalo]

"what the fudge is bolock's fury" (or however you spell it) AYPIERRE HAS EXPLAINED IT TO YOU LIKE TWICE NOW YOU ARE SO STUPID AND I HATE YOU

[demonmew25]

Muzans about to get a royal bolocking 😂

[tofdelapeuf]

Life is more bautifull, when my bolocks are free

[skrs-cats]

i have had a lion n jay talk to bramble after hollyleaf disappears in the tunnels comic idea for a while now but my art bolock is boohoo the fool and aheem heem whimper

[tusail]

After a morning of writing whilst the storm cleared, I headed up the hill, and apart from a bolocking from the lifties for outstaying my welcome, it was ACE. Fresh snow and fab. weather tomoz so early night tonight. #adventurewriter #indiwriter #aboyinastorm #olivercraneauthor #bookstagram #booktok #book #scotlandoutdoors #outdoorlife #outdoors #lovebooks #lovesbookstours #lovesbooks #olivercranestoryteller (at Chamonix, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpyBw_brthM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[milkie-yoongi]

i will give yoonie abc blocks. i will.

[iamdangerace]

[bella-goths-wife]

Slashers with a British S/O

Michael Myers

You had just moved to America when Michael broke into your house and tried to kill your but before he could you just stared him up and down and sighed before saying “fucking Americans”

He would befriend you and then become romantically involved with you after a good amount of time

Still shocks him when he thinks back to that night

He will watch you sometimes talking to yourself and wonders if it’s a British or crazy thing

Bo Sinclair

You were travelling on a road trip around America when you stumbled across Ambrose

You met Bo and instantly he could just not understand you

You had a typical council estate, northern accent and he just couldn’t get what you were saying

You started to talk slower to talk to him and he snapped at you with a “I ain’t an idiot”

To which you responded “fuck off you talking minge” (another offensive word for vagina for my American readers)

He understood that it was an insult but couldn’t understand anything else so you both got into an argument

He found himself interested in you so he kept you around and eventually started dating

Learnt how to understand you a bit more but he will always find it hard to have a deep conversation with you without you slowing down when you speak

Vincent Sinclair

He met you while you were visiting America and instantly was intrigued

He saw how easily to defend your accent and how it angered you when others made a comment about it

You both started dating after you decided to stick around longer and Vincent was the most welcoming guy you had ever met

He will sometimes listen to you ramble and only really understands your slang when he can hear if it’s good or bad by how mad you sound while saying it

He tried to make you and American version of tea and you spat it out and had him show you how he made it

When he shows you that he microwaved the water instead of using a kettle you just stood their shocked for a good two minutes

You show him how to do it properly and it still haunts your nightmares thinking about how that microwaved tea tasted

Thomas Hewitt

You and Thomas started dating after you showed up at the house and he fell smitten with you

You had only recently moved to America so the heat was killing you

You were made fun of for this by Luda may who believes Thomas should have gone with someone who comes from a Christian country since 80% of your country was atheist including you

Your accent will be deeply mocked and it will make you develop a bit of an insecurity about it until you started to quieten down at family dinners, only really talking to Thomas

Your given the name “your majesty” by Hoyt became he thinks that everyone from Britain is fancy even though you came from a Working class council estate home

Thomas will stand up for you and will try to protect you from the mocking

He becomes your big guardian angle at that point

Asa Emory

He wanted to have a change in his collection so he takes you

He wanted to see what a British persons screams would sound like and was intrigued about you

But when you start hurling unrecognisable insults towards him he’s shocked

What was a “bolock bag”? (Ball bag)

He slowly wants to break you and make you into the perfect pet but you just don’t listen to him

You will begin dating after you develop Stockholm syndrome and he still will get insulted if he’s being an arsehole

He noticed when you called your friend your accent would thicken and he could barely understand what point you were trying to make

He will also annoyingly correct you when you use the British word for something instead of the American version

Tiffany valentine

You two met when she was travelling in Jennifer tillys body through Britain

You were a big fan of her and when she payed attention to you because she found you beautiful, you nearly passed out

You help her navigate what she calls a “strange country”

She gets mad at you for apologising when someone bumps into you and tries to tell you it’s not your fault so why would you apologise

To which you just reply “that’s just my manners”

Loves hearing stories from when you were a teenager

You were drinking?! At fourteen?! In a field?!

You gain the nickname “queenie” but it’s affectionate so you allow it

Otis driftwood

You had met when you picked up baby to take her back to the firefly’s

He will instantly mock your accent to which it causes an argument between you two

He called you a little jerk and you called him a “slag”

When he yelled at you to tell him what it meant you gave him the silent treatment

You both start dating because of your argumentative personality’s

Will be shocked at your drinking abilities and when you explain that you’d been doing this since a young age he wasn’t particularly shocked but he saw this as a challenge

All in all just insult him with British slang it’ll annoy him more than anything because he can’t tell what your saying

Baby firefly

Both of you start dating after you were kidnapped by the family and she instantly adored your accent

Still believes that Britain is a magical, glamorous place so you gently have to explain to her that her view simply isn’t true and in fact the working class are deeply mistreated and that the country had a problem with giving the rich way to many opportunities just because they had a lottery ticket as a bloodline

She admires how passionate you were about changing the way the working class are treated

You both argue over things like guns policy since baby believes that if Britain were given guns the crime rate would go down and you thought If you took away guns from America the death rate would go down

You both get into debates around this kind of stuff but it’s always dissolved with you both respecting each other’s opinions

Jason voorhees

You met when your car broke down in the middle of your rode trip near his camp

You both started dating after you calmly responded to his questions of Britain and he’s so intrigued by you be decides to not kill you

He only has two problems with you being British

One is the constant cursing

Cursing was so normal to British people so it just naturally slipped out sometimes

It greatly upset Jason because his mother hated swearing in any for so he has to gently scold you from time to time

Number two was your drinking

Because in Britain you would go to the pub or have a drink at home most weekends that habit carried on into America

Jason has trauma around people drinking because of his past camp counsellors so he has to remind you to not do it so regularly

So you cut down on your drinking to respect his boundaries

As a British person I proofread all the slang

[stormhag]

Havin fun with found images, texture, type and old world Skins for upcomin gigs in Dublin and Galway! The “Why Go Bald” sign is an iconic piece of neon signage on Georges St Dublin. The “Spanish Arch” in Galway is even more well known area in that city, and a favorite spot for a few summer tinny’s with mates for many a Galwegian and visitor alike. It was once re-named (and signposted!) “Buckfast Plaza”! The headdresses are a reference to a very old Irish tradition of the “Wren Boys”, a winter custom which you can find out more about from great blogs such as The Fading Year  https://thefadingyear.wordpress.com/?s=wren+boys

[silvyysthings]

Knowing that Shia LaBoeuf, who admitted guilt to the charges he got sued of (SA and DV), and now's gonna have to go to court next year is gonna star in a Francis Ford Coppola movie while Armie who only has allegations and nothing has been proved true cannot go back to acting is bolocks for me. And that you, supposedly charmies and fans of Armie, are defending the idea of him not not going back to do what he enjoys and loves, which was working on the film industry, is even more bollocks. But Ig it's always the same shit, Chalastans using his co-stars to hype the new prince of Hollyweird and when they're not useful anyomer for his image, throw em in the trash. Wish Armie never worked on cmbyn.

I ' ve never read a lot of bullshits like this, I personally know many of the people here and they would give part of themselves for Armie and to see him go back to acting and that would be the thing they want most, since I've been here I've seen people go against everyone and everything for him, to fight for him every day, to love him always and in any case. Your assumptions have no connection with what people feel in this fandom. You are wrong, please leave

[andiandyandee]

The Kids Will Be Alright, Eventually.

Oh yeah, guess who’s back with part three of this AU? 

(I’ll Give you a hint. It’s Me.)

Patton Gets into a fight.  That’s it, that’s the whole summary.

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Tagging @princemesscharming​ and @datfearlessfangirl​ for the same reason as last time. Let me know if you want tagged!  Ao3 Series  |  Last Words Pt.1 & Pt.2  | Run From What’s Comfortable Okay have the Fic

     Patton liked to argue that despite his ‘soft’ exterior, he was probably the one out of his family members most likely to end up arrested. Sure, that was probably because his righteous sense of morality meant he could not ignore literally anything he saw that was unfair, but he was also known for having a bit of a disregard for rules he didn’t think mattered, or those that were unjust.

    Patton’s fathers, Logan and Roman, did not realize this. When they considered their children, they always expected their older son, Virgil, to be the one to raise havoc. Which admittedly, was Patton’s fault. Patton was the younger of the two, taking on most of his surrogate’s features, including soft red hair and big green eyes that looked innocent no matter what he was doing. Virgil had a sharp face and white-blue eyes that always had some fire behind them. Virgil also was very protective over Patton, so he always took the fall for any shenanigans Patton got into.

    It had always been like that, since they had started kindergarten. Now, in their Junior year of high school, very little has actually changed. Today, though, Patton was feeling particularly high strung. He figured he had probably missed his meds last night, but regardless, he was itching to get into a fight.

***

    Patton and Virgil walked through the front doors of their high school, laughing quietly about the way their Papa had come stumbling out of his bedroom that morning in a Mountain Goats shirt with his hair standing straight up. They walked together to homeroom, the only classroom they were both in at the same time, when someone slammed his shoulder into Patton’s with a snicker. On instinct, Patton snatched the one who ran into him’s cell phone from his jean pocket and slipped it in his jacket pocket before kneeling down, as if he was hurt. The two laughed as they walked away, and Patton looked up at Virgil with an innocent look, flashing the phone to him. Virgil groaned.

    “Pat, I really can’t get in trouble again this week, can we please let it go?” Patton smiled at his brother sweetly.

    “Of course, Virge. I have to go grab my homework for Bolock’s class though. Meet you in homeroom?” Virgil narrowed his eyes.

    “If I’m in homeroom you will have to take the fall. You really want to risk your reputation here for some asshole?”

    “Sure do! See you when they make you drive me home!” Patton said with that same innocent smile. Virgil looked like he was considering just going with Patton just to keep his brother from killing the poor kid, but he shrugged.

    “Whatever, Pat. Don’t break any bones.”

    “No promises!”

***

    Patton found the two guys who ran into him leaning against the lockers in the athletic wing. He smiled as he walked up to them, his hands tucked into his jacket. “Hi, boys!” They looked over at him, a little confused. Patton rocked back and forth on his feet as he spoke. He knew that the cameras in this hallway didn’t have sound, so he made sure to make his face as pleasant as possible. They glared at him. “I’m going to give you thirty seconds to apologize for running into me, then I’m going to punch you in the face! What are your thoughts on that?” The two seniors glanced at each other and stepped towards Patton.

“Is that so, princess? I’d like to see you try.” The taller of the two swung at Patton, and Patton jumped back, feigning surprise.

“Woah! Are you sure you can handle me, darlin’? I’ve been known to cause some serious damage.” Patton said this all with a fake placating gesture, as if he wasn’t expecting this to escalate. The shorter of the two landed a punch, knocking Patton’s over-sized frames off his face and sending them flying across the hall. Patton wiped the blood away from his eye where the kid’s class ring had cut him and snickered. “Perfect, thank you!” The two looked at each other quickly before Patton’s fist connected with the shorter’s stomach, dropping him to the floor. Patton connected his knee with the guy’s chin as he went down, making a loud cracking noise, not unlike that of teeth breaking. The taller guy, Patton thought his name might be Tyler, grabbed Patton, spinning him around and swinging at him. Patton turned enough that the hit connected mostly with the side of his head rather than his nose, which is where the hit was aimed. “Nice shot, you should be faster, though.” Patton knew he was facing the camera, so he had a fake scared expression on his face. Possibly Tyler swung again, and Patton moved out of the line of the fist. He could hear the footsteps of teachers heading toward them, so he said loudly, “Please, I just wanted to-” Tyler dived at him, tackling them both to the ground, which was exactly what Patton had hoped for. Tyler was on top of Patton. “Wait- Tyle-” Tyler leaned back to swing, and Patton grabbed the collar of his shirt, yanking him forward while swinging his head up at the same time, connecting the hard surface of his forehead to the much more fragile cartilage of Tyler’s nose. There was a loud crunch, and Patton pushed the now howling Senior off of him, sliding back, pressing his back to the lockers, fake crying and breathing shallowly. A teacher gently laid a hand on his shoulder, helping him to his feet.

    “Hey sweetheart, it’s okay. Let’s go to the office, okay?” The teacher said quietly, rubbing his back. Patton thought she might be an English teacher, but he had never been in her class.

    “Y-yes ma’am.” Patton stuttered. “Am I in trouble?” His lower lip quivered as he let the fake tears roll down his cheeks. Having Roman as a father definitely had its advantages. The two walked towards the office, but instead of going in, The teacher just stuck her head in and told them she was going to take Patton next door to the nurse's office. The disciplinary officer nodded at her and turned his glare onto the two older boys who were being dragged in by one of the basketball coaches.

    “No, no sweetheart. Come on. Do you want us to call someone?” The teacher sat him down in the nurse’s office, where the nurse immediately started fretting over him, wiping away the blood and asking what happened.

    “C-could you call my brother? Just so he can sit with me?” He asked, feigning a timid look. The teacher nodded, leaving the room. The nurse was applying butterfly strips to the cut on his forehead.

    “You aren’t usually the brother I see in here.” The nurse commented softly. “Virgil is the one who always somehow needs ice.”

    “I try to keep my head down,” Patton said softly. “I don’t like conflict.” Nurse Carter snorted

    “Sure you don’t kiddo.” The nurse winked at him. “Logan would have a heart attack if he thought one of his kids was a pacifist,” Patton smirked at that.

    “I-I just want everyone to get along!” He said dramatically, dropping his face back into that of a wounded puppy. It was at that moment that the disciplinary officer came in, pinching the bridge of his nose.

    “Patton, right?” Patton nodded. “Tyler and Zack are saying you started this fight. Is that true? Before you answer, know that we can review the security footage if your stories don’t match. We’re going to know the truth either way.” Patton feigned surprise.

    “No, of course not! Tyler bumped into me when I was going to homeroom and he dropped his phone, I just went to find him so I could return it. Oh! Here, can you give this to him? I didn’t- uh- get the chance.” Patton patted his jacket pockets, pulling out the phone. The disciplinary officer sighed and took the phone.

    “Okay. What homeroom are you? We’ll have to verify that.” Patton told him, and the officer left the room.

    “Should you be concerned?” The nurse asked conversationally, handing him some Tylenol for the bruises forming on the side of his face from the two successful punches.

    “Nope,” Patton said with a smirk. Virgil picked that moment to come skidding into the room, eyes wide and concerned.

    “Are you okay? They said you were bleeding and crying!” Virgil looked up at the nurse.  “Hi, Heather.” Nurse Carter waved. “What happened? I thought you were just taking him his cell phone?” He said this loudly, which probably meant the officer was outside the door. Patton was grateful that his brother was on the same page as him. It made lying much easier.

    “I-I was! But they were mean.” He let the last part sound timid at the end, almost a child's voice, but still loud enough that any eavesdroppers would hear. Nurse Carter was fake gagging, pretending to straighten papers. There was a knock on the door, and the officer came in, looking bored.

    “Okay, Mr. Sanders. We confirmed your story with the videos from your homeroom and from the athletic wing. Both of the boys will be suspended for the rest of the week and will have in-school suspension for the week after that. I think it would be best if you go home for the rest of the day. Patton’s lower lip quivered, and his eyes welled up with tears.

    “Am I suspended too?” He kept that timid tone he had used a lot today.

    “No, No! Of course not! We wouldn’t suspend you for being bullied!” The officer looked panicked. “But you’re hurt, and I’m sure you’re overwhelmed, and the administration wants to make sure you’re okay. You and your brother are excused for the day, and you will be excused tomorrow as well. These will not count against your attendance, and We’ll make sure your instructors know, okay? Virgil, you will be expected to be in attendance tomorrow, but you will be completely excused from missing the rest of today. We already called your father, who said you drove yourselves today, so you don’t need to be signed out.”

***

    When the brothers got home, Roman and Logan were there, comforting their youngest son and fretting over his injuries. Patton just let them, saying he was okay, just overwhelmed, it really was alright. Virgil was standing in the background pretending to slam his head into the wall. When Logan and Roman hugged Patton, for the first time unable to see his face since he came home, he winked at his older brother. He guessed it wasn’t so bad to be seen as the soft, innocent one.

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[coraline-mel-jones]

Amelia : FUCK, ASS, BOLOCKS, WANK, BITCH, WHORE, HOE ASS NAVY BLUE HAIRED MOTHER FUCKER !

Coraline : Amelia, Who Are You Talking Too ?

Amelia : Sorry Mum, Im Raging

Coraline : At ?

Amelia : Mario Kart, Minnie Keeps Beating Me

Coraline : Really ?

Amelia : Mhm

Coraline : What If I Said That I Beat Her Parents At Mario Kart ?

Amelia : You Beat Aunt Winnie And Uncle Eggs ?

Coraline : Yea I Got First Place Every time

Amelia : I Guess Its In Our Blood To Be Winners

Coraline : Yea

Amelia : But Im Part Lovat And Part Jones

Coraline : Yea But My Side Takes Over Half Of Your Body, The Lovat Side Takes Over A Small Portion Of Your body

Amelia : Yea, Thanks Mum

Coraline : No Problem Sweetheart, Oh And We're Going To Your Grandparents House In 5 Hours

Amelia : But Their Dea-

Coraline : Mummy Has Tricks Up Her Sleeve, They'll Look Alot Younger Than Before Hun, Just You Wait

Amelia : I Love You Mummy

Coraline : I Love You Too

[sobbingdistantnoises]

I love Mission From 'Arry (an Iron Maiden b-side that's a recorded argument between their bassist and drummer) so much honestly, dhsjka

I keep thinking of VENDING MACHINES the whole time because of the whole thing about being "out of order" and cannot stop, and honestly, the imagery of a couple of vending machines shouting at each other is way too funny, dhsjak

And they also sound so British with the 80s British English slang and accents?? I still do not know exactly what Nicko gave the guy (whatever a "bolocking" is), but I genuinely love their voices and stuff and find the different words they use compared to me kind of interesting, hskalal

[failinglifesupportmachine67]

Bolocks I feel ill

Time for supernatural and cake

[444names]

2,378 english words + theological demons and angels + roman and brythonic deities

Abasa Abectem Abimer Addly Adrunce Afecimporn Afeet Alesiesk Alitently Almly Althight Amacul Amane Amore Amurn Anciaely Anclose Anineptlet Anter Anusabadis Arcaus Arous Asherse Asidecorty Asinow Atent Attent Aussimelf Azack Bance Bareek Batch Beadend Behought Belch Beliont Benty Berhavit Bhashal Blard Blent Bletomix Blicha Boatede Bolock Borritiat Braken Brestortu Bride Briel Briewar Briter Brund Buddis Buisbades Buster's Byzonsided Caman Camarrouna Camduch Cameed Cartat's Carunus Caugh Cendigh Chattle Cheatink Chinit Chons Chrone Chunt Ciditicare Cleplamar Clourm Cocul Colaugg Colls Comah Comamtheg Comene Comforry Comor Compeel Comporm Conna Coorgost Cordög Cou'd Cound Coutuarrue Crang Critat Culde Cunce Curia Cusernemes Daing Damarust Damumnus Datheri Daustrub Decice Delipasn's Diougenert Direschim Diring Diseamed Disimay Divet Dolact Doldeenay Doldne Dracturdar Drion Drubt Eackgrat Eapplifer Eater Efught Efuriven Egire Empha Enabiurt Endarn Entorow Everague Evines Exchiount Excire Excliettan Exhan Expeast Expen Expracky Exticupis Faintrin Fairdenept Fait's Farmthine Fartun Feblach Feruppok Ficel Finforn Finis Fitteat Fliedewall Flissupow Flovere Fooke Foollic Foolock Forage Forap Forde Formwoner Foughoel Fountay Friaeel Frivance Fuldne Fusaphill Garen Garriturge Gasidoncel Gazings Gielloance Girevereak Glatchoody Gletall Glound Gorrialit Greengazy Griel Groseteve Guath Gusucang Habors Haesize Hampo Hapoin Happer Haught Haunta He'lly Heask Heater Helluch Hently Herchear Herel Herge Hetly Hidid Hinalk Hisfif Hmere Ho'cle Hokinve Holik Homee Honds Hopill Horecall Hototined Hower Imathim Imease Instly Intera Kabul Kielang Knothe Knoween Kromperax Lakied Lamplact Laphic Larudd Lavrounce Laways Lessad Letie Libegs Lingg Linnybo Liting Loanis Loannae Loart Locar Locond Lonyoude Lorknionee Lownswer Lucybot Madfus Madmiel Maellon Maelotba Maint Mallosed Man't Mantel Mapon Maponst Marazen Marbo Marborge Mater Mattita Mazimphang Mefureat Memootte Mendestim Mentrash Migot Miless Minfug Mition Miurd Mogettly Mogigomeek Mogize Momfouport Monateares Monep Mordarly Mosel Mouranict Muarisfy Nablaway Narke Nbspase Nedge Ninialiked Nostv Nottly Nourna Nowente Obannus Oblaii Offide Offilt Offlius Oketed Ondon Opead Ophated Orthosta Ossun Paing Palaus Pathroce Pauna Phaut Pinalkar Pistas Piter Placeil Plarly Plather Pomeds Posed Poucim Prect Prent Priek Priel Print Proatiould Promer Pron't Propeet Prose Prowinitch Pully Rawalarm Reachery Reakend Realt Rearchint Reced Records Recta Refun Remee Rendoolle Repheem Rided Ridetely Rieliss Rignaker Rimmy Ronione Rustig Rutucel Scargy Scrancy Scraw Serfasia Sheremah Shervoine Shigh Shing Shird Shmay Shmmy Shotice Siblise Sicamaile Siddia Sided Sidia Sihey Siouttor Siver Skidess Slard Sloof Smanke Smemover Sobaks Sofferub Solacries Somemius Somend Sougginve Speattil Spisables Sprousught Squily Stalius Stana Stant Sting Storoot Stought Straile Streamna Stred Strick Sturt Sualk Sudasur Sumbit Sumnus Swermet Tancireply Tanue Teame Temod Tempad Tencent Terooked The's Thend Thent Thiessa Thinces Thiviss Thous Tindrip Tiondatern Tookalt Toseirly Touslen Trass Tratter Trept Tress Trihea Tron't Trorsept Trughtly Tumnal Turey Tweruching Ukalmly Uppangthow Usomeate Vanos Vided Visell Wakide Wartabass Wayst Weaccus Weadesper Weeke Whana Whelicutas Whotianiff Widenta Winywher Wisroman't Worce Wordiscard Woring Wringris Yebether Youna Yoused Zoper