#bowser wants to make out

[kibsss]

luigi in a motherfucking dress

[itsamenickname]

Luigi: Can you pass me the salt for me, please daddy?

M&L’s Dad and Bowser: *all reaches for the salt*

Dad:........

Bowser:.......

Extended family:.......

Mario: *fainted in Italian*

Dad, look at Luigi, wide eyes: Son......

Luigi, sweating and freaking out: DAD, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!

Peach, confused af: *look at Bowser* Why did you grab the salt? You’re not his daddy.

This ask is one of those times where I really wish I had the ability/skills to draw out this scene because I can easily imagine Bowser having either of these two reactions:

He's either just as mortified as Luigi is.

OR

While Luigi hides his face in embarrassment (while also turning as red as Mario's hat), Bowser stares at everyone with a dumb smirk on his face like he's proud of the fact that Mario and Luigi's entire family now knows that he and Luigi are banging.

And I honestly do not know which reaction I like better. 😂

Also, Peach, my girl, you are literal BFFs with Daisy (the person who would most likely ask you whether you and Mario did it after every date you two have), how has she not already told you about the other definition of "daddy?"

[zootopiathingz]

I know Titanic AUs are overused and extremely corny but like. I can’t help wanting to make one for SMB. Like come on Mario and Peach are literally perfect for the love story; protective lower class guy with a sense of adventure and rich girl longing for a little freedom from the high expectations. Bowser would also be perfect for the douche bag fiancé who likes to control her because reasons

[gingergari]

Ooh for Toad Peach AU how did the first meeting go with the officials of the Beanbean Kingdom? Ohh maybe more on Peach and Peasley's becoming friends. Does he help her feel a little more confident in her true form? Gimme all of the dynamics hehe

idk why i thought i dreamed this ask but i forgot you sent it 😭 here ya go!

the beanbean and mushroom kingdoms have an extremely close relationship that’s rather old, and as such the births of both heirs were highly celebrated by both families.

here, peasley is roughly 1 year older than peach, and the betrothal between the two was set up very early so the two do not remember their first meeting as they were infants at the time. but still, they visited peach many times before her debutante.

peach’s parents died in a horrific incident i still haven’t detailed when she was around 3-4, which did result in queen bean reaching out more often as peach grew older to offer additional guidance and support :]

but back to peasley and peach, they were thick as thieves and peasley introduced her to fencing! toadsworth wasn’t a fan at first but eventually relented (whatever endears her to peasley, plus any experience with a weapon could come in handy if the mushroom kingdom were to ever leave the peacful era). she’s quite adept in both forms, but prefers to fence in human form. it isn’t something she practices often in current day but it’s something she treasures the memories of alongside trying his bean pillow and learning about beanbean allies and his travels :]

though, as they got older, the two became more aware of their betrothal and what would follow, but things weren’t clicking so they decided to experiment a little (read: they kissed and neither of them liked it. sad!) but neither have brought up calling anything off as both are quite fine with something contractual if it came down to it (but peach would call it off if peasley asked)

at peach’s debutante, they danced together first as a show of the kingdom relationship, and when the first attack/kidnapping happens, the beanbean kingdom offered aid and refuge (little fungitown)

re: her appearance and peasley—she initially meets the beanbean family in toad form, but as she got older this became rarer as experience (and her self image) became priority. peasley makes sure to praise her toad form’s beauty when he sees it, and when mario does come into the picture is of the firm opinion alongside daisy that he does not deserve her if he doesn’t like her true form. on most days she agrees with him

as for superstar saga, he still arrives to the mushroom kingdom ahead of time and toadiko volunteers to take peach’s place instead of birdo (the effect is later undone before peach arrives in the beanbean kingdom)

post superstar saga, the two meet (peach crownless) to discuss their love interests, and their betrothal is officially called off. consequent meetings with the beanbean kingdom are held in her toad form :]

[vaugarde]

my hope for the pokemon presents that i know will not happen is gates to infinity remake ok bye

[risingsunresistance]

more stuff from the skyblock fanfic that lives in my head rent free (the fic does not exist)

[heloflor]

Minor spoilers for a cutscene in Mario + Rabbids DLC The Last Spark Hunter :

Obsessed with the way Peach is looking at Bowser here. IT’S SO SOFT ! SHE KNOWS UNDERNEATH ALL THE RAGE AND STUBBORNNESS IS A SOFTIE WHO JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED !

No but seriously, this is probably one of the softest gazes Peach has ever given to anyone, and the fact that it’s for Bowser of all people makes it both adorable and hilarious. Either Peach is literally the kindest most forgiving soul out there, or Bowser really isn’t as bad with her as he pretends to be despite his despicable actions. Or both.

(Footage link)

[kakusu-shipping]

Mushroom Kingdom Pride Parade!!!

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Quadrants

The Mushroom Kingdom has been split into quadrants, four of them ironically. There's four leaders. Lady Rose, Mr L, Bowser, and the Estrellas.

Lady Rose - Nature Quadrant

She doesn't really need too much of an introduction. She's Lady Rose, a cult leader, worked with Mr L, and now this has all happened.

Anton is her right hand, and Marcy and Bob are her bodyguards. Currently, of the cast, she has 3&4, Melony, Meggy, Karen, Cody, basically all the Pirhana Plants, Toad, and Shroomy.

Found Dr. Avis a while back and managed to poison her. The doctor never told her where she kept Lily.

She keeps Diana in a large tank far underneath her base of operations. No one has any clue where Joe Boopkins is.

Mr L - Tech Quadrant

Arguably the most dangerous of the Quadrants. His own inventions patrol the streets, and it's probably the most dystopiaian.

Obviously, he has Mario and Luigi. He also has Saiko, Reboot Saiko, Tari, many robot based enemies, unfortunately Lil Coding and Root, Kaizo, and the Hologram Trio.

With LC being affected by his dads being under Lady Rose's control, and Root becoming a bit volatile after everything went to shit, Mr L used the Anti-Admin tech on them, and now they work as his personal guards.

Yes, he has tormented Mario and Luigi with this knowledge.

Easily one of the toughest Quadrants to navigate.

Bowser - Dark Lands Quadrant

The actual safest Quadrant, but that does remain to be seen.

He was given the offer of having the Dark Lands becoming a Quadrant, and he reluctantly took it, knowing it was that for be forced under someone else's control.

Many of the cast fled here, with the notables being Agent Astra, Franky, Desmond, Toadsworth, Zack, Cory, Katie, the Koopalings, SMG1&2, and more.

He's putting up the act of being a Big Bad again and is trying his best to stay out from falling back into that.

He's due to step down and let Bowser Jr take over soon.

Estrellas - Quartz Quadrant

Falsely believed to be one of the safest Quadrants, but it's really not. Only those with money are really cared for.

They have Don Pinata's people, Jim Pinata, Swag, Chris, basically the entire military, Bloopersville, Boopkins.

After not being able to find Lily, they had a child named Poppy. She's not treated as well as she should be due to being the heir, as the Estrellas hold out hope they'll find Lily. Poppy only scarcely knows about the Mushroom Kingdom of the past, but she also knows that this isn't right.

Sage - Eggman Empire/Unofficial Fifth Quadrant

Has no actual standing as a Quadrant, as she rose to power too late cement the Empire's place. However, all the other leaders at least give the understanding that she has the power to be one.

Has all the basic Sonic enemies, along with some stolen tech from Mr L.

Has tons of influence due to being stationed in all the Quadrants. Also has an alliance with the Dark Lands Quadrant.

Still best friends with Bowser Jr.

Lore Points

The Adminspace isn't able to reach the universe/can't get in. Why? Simple, L's anti-Admin tech worked too well. Following the Hologram Trio's capture, he somehow managed to end up locking down the universe. No one can get in, but no one can get out either.

The lockdown is a mix of Emulator being caught and the actual emulator program reacting to this, and Domain and Forum also being caught, the Guardian Pods and program acted and with what remaining abilities were left, shut everything down.

Yes, the Adminspace has been actively trying to figure this out and get in. No one's stopped.

If memory serves right, In Regards To Eternity is before Western Spaghetti, so the Hologram Trio didn't know what they were getting into when they ended up confronting Mr L. Emulator was caught first, but the USB Duo thought she'd be fine, so they kept fighting. They were captured soon after.

[lultimagoccia]

( just realized today the design for my oc, pepp's ex - wife maxina, looks very similar to eda clawthorne. considering using her as a fc, in case maxina ever crops up here or on the pt multi i am heavily debating atm )

[itsamenickname]

Ooo, I got a fun Bowuigi plot twist for y'all:

Instead of Luigi influencing Bowser to become a better person/Koopa, what if Bowser accidentally influenced Luigi to become more like him?

How do you think Mario would react to finding out that his sweet and innocent baby brother isn't so sweet and innocent anymore?

[heiressofdoodles]

I was just thinking about what the climax of the Mario Movie will include, while also thinking about the games. Typically the hardest thing in the games is the castle levels before the boss fight, and not the actual boss fight, unless it's the final boss. With enough practice, even that will get easy, though.

But with (possibly) one try to get it all right with no prior experience? I imagine that Mario is not going to have a easy time both getting to Bowser and fighting him. The average human would definitely screw up under the pressure of the fight and the people watching them. So maybe he can't do it on his first try, even after so much training, and even after going through hell to get to this point. Maybe the 1-Up Mushroom will play into this, because you can go with the RPG logic or the Checkpoint logic.

If you go with the RPGs, he's revived after being "knocked out" and is shaken, but doesn't stop. Or he wakes up before getting to Bowser, and has to rethink the current strategy. If they go the Checkpoints, does only Mario remember, or does Luigi and Peach also remember what happened, since they're under the same rules (seeing as they're both playable in their own games). And does Bowser remember? He's also under the same rules, because he had an entire game built around players experiencing a game where Bowser was required to team up with Mario and Luigi.

I really want to seeing Mario being strategic about any fight he's in. we're clearly going to see his fierce loyalty and determination, but I want to see someone that sees the environment he's in, and makes a plan in his head to solve whatever problem he has, even if it doesn't work at first. It would also help with showing just why he's a hero later in the games. Because he rescues and protects people that are in any kind of danger, he never gives up on those that need his help, and his empathy is ultimately his driving force. I have to see just how far he's willing to go to get the job done. How painful it is to keep going, but how much deeper it'd cut to give up. Especially if it's his family in danger. Possibly the only family he has left.

I need this movie to be the best it can be. I want to see these two ordinary people be dragged down by the crazy world around them, and refuse to die. I want to see a Princess that has seen war on her front door for months or even years finally feel safety and hope. I want to see how far Bowser is willing to go to get what he wants, even if it seems like other people, like his children, are more invested in the smaller scale things. I want to see Kamek knowing more than he lets on about both the world and the two people they've declared to be their enemy. And I want this to hurt, seeing them explore more of themselves that they buried or just never realized was there.

The fire burns brightest when it's unleashed for the first time in eons, after all.

[camgirlkaminari]

ugh i MAY OR MAY NOT have fallen into a deep hole i cant get myself out of. my commitment to the bit will be my downfall. im like some sort of. rule 34 gajinka. human erotic tulpa generator. anyway last night i drew bowuigi porn

[skeletalheartattack]

camelot wasn't cheeked up for scrapping this part of the intro cutscene

[cummunismmm]

Congrats on the most braindead take

[heloflor]

Have a doc filled with Mario headcanons and wanted to share the sexualities part because fuck it, it’s still pride month.

Disclaimer since it’s relevant to this post : I headcanon that Peach, Daisy, Wario and Waluigi are all creatures from the world of the Mushroom Kingdom who look the way they do due to magic gems (those blue and green gems that Peach and Daisy have respectively). Peach is a Toad, Daisy is a Dino-Rhino (unless those flower people from Mario Bros acid trip Wonder are from her Kingdom, then again I like Daisy being a giant cool Dino, plus the trailer for Wonder showed several other big animals), not sure for Wario and Waluigi but they’re not humans. The Super Crown works the way it does because there’s one of those gems in it.

Also, since it’s briefly mentioned, what I call the “main” continent is made out of the Mushroom, Koopa, Bomb-omb, Thwomp, and Goomba kingdoms. Sarasaland (retconned into Flower Kingdom now ?) and other kingdoms are on other continents (yes I know in Superstar Saga the Beanbean kingdom is neighbors with the Mushroom. But since they never appear in other games, I’ve chosen to ignore that detail).

Anyways, onto the headcanons :

- Mario : Transmasc Aromantic Heterosexual ; he realized he’s aro after finding out Peach is a Toad and losing sexual interest in her (felt bad about it at first because he thought he fell out of love upon discovering Peach at her most vulnerable, Bowser made it worse for him by accusing him of liking her only due to her human form) ; him being transmasc is why he’s named Mario Mario (he thought it would be funny)

- Luigi : Cis Bisexual ; had a fling with Peasley + loves Daisy ; he’s gender non-conforming and sometimes shares clothes with Peach, he also trains his voice to be higher-pitched for the heck of it (+ it can help in case he has to take Peach’s place for a kidnapping)

- Peach : Demiromantic Pansexual ; is cis-passing in human form but is technically transfem due to being a Toad

- Bowser : Omnisexual ; Cis tho I like the idea of him being transmasc and birthing Junior’s egg

- Yoshi and Birdetta are T4T + poly (hence Birdetta flirting with others) ; Birdetta’s eggs aren’t actually eggs (insert joke about her “eggs” being white) ; not sure if “all Yoshis that lay eggs are female” but at least all those that lay eggs that can be fertilized are female (and on that note YOSHI MIGHT BE CANONICALLY TRANSMASC ???!!!) ; Yoshi is straight while Birdetta is plurisexual (bi/pan/omni etc)

- Daisy : Straight + intersex + transfem (imagine if Prince Haru from the 1986 movie was her appearance pre-transition, but remove the whole “Peach’s fiancé” part of the plot, or the plot as a whole since the events of this movie didn’t happen here, just keep Haru’s design as “Daisy before transitioning”)

- Big fan of the headcanon that Kamek is gay ; he doesn’t date because 1. He’s busy 2. He’s getting too old for this 3. He’s devoted to his son and grandchildren which takes all his free time

- Depending on which creature he is Wario would be cishet though I could also see him be plurisexual (bi/pan/omni/other label that has to do with dating more than one gender ; I like putting diversity in queer headcanons but I’m not the most knowledgeable on labels past the most common ones)

- Not sure for Rosalina, either aroace or she’s allo but just stays single due to her life situation ; probably non-binary (she/it, could also be a play on the fact that some see her as some kind of goddess)

- Pauline is Cis Lesbian and her and Mario parted on good terms after he came out as trans on top of other reasons (basically they still care a lot about each other but realized they were better off as friends, the whole “unknown aro + transmasc with lesbian” simply gave them an easier excuse to break up)

- Really not sure for Bowser's kids, the only ideas that are "set in stone" are that Ludwig is gay, Wendy is attracted to boys (doesn't meant she can't like girls), Lemmy is demi-boy (they/him) and Morton is attracted to girls (like Wendy it doesn't close the door for liking men).

Not sure for the rest, though I could see Iggy using he/neopronouns (likely xe/xem) and at least one of them being interesex. Btw the older kids say they don’t date because they’re busy with royal duties but the truth is they are just incredibly awkward + they can’t ask their dad for advice since he’s a romantic disaster

- I could see Toadsworth be aroace, since even in his younger years he cared more about raising his surrogate daughter than dating + he never pressures Peach into marrying ? In general he doesn’t seem to care about romance ? ; he’s also transmasc because Toad

- After seeing Bowser’s Inside Story and the beginning of Dream Team, Starlow is a lesbian crushing on Peach (is very buddy-buddy with Peach despite barely knowing her, makes a big deal out of Peach being kept safe, calls her “Peach” instead of “Princess” from the get go, at times seems to see Peach as the best person in the room)

- Toads and Goombas are naturally agender because mushrooms ; some choose to express a specific gender (ex Toadsworth, Toadette, Peach, the Toads and Goombas from the first two Paper Mario) ; some may use gendered pronouns even if their presentation doesn’t display any specific gender (ex Captain Toad using he/him despite looking like any other Toad) ; basically every Toad/Goomba that use gendered pronouns (or neopronouns) is technically trans and/or non-binary ; cisgender Toads/Goombas go by they/it ; the Super Crown gem gives the shape the Toad see themselves as but it doesn’t have to be cis-passing or even gender conforming, can be androgyne (Daisy took a while to figure herself out, hence her gem giving her Haru’s look at first ; she's not from an agender species but the way the gems work still applies to hers, hence mentioning how her being trans worked on that front)

- That previous point implies either all Toads have the same metabolism and thus all grow facial hair (Peach having to shave tho) or they have mushrooms that serves as HRT for those who want more “masculine” or “feminine” traits (hair/facial hair and tone of voice) ; the color of their hats has nothing to do with gender for Toads (ignore Nintendo’s weird obsession with making every female character in the Mario franchise pink)

- Sexual dimorphism in general is very rare/limited in this world (only the Beanbean kingdom has it ?), in “main” continent, Koopas are the ones where it’s the most present and even then it’s very minimal (genitals, who can lay eggs, possibly size but even then not really since Pom Pom is the only one smaller than her male counterpart, Wendy and other female Koopas aren’t particularly small)

- Toads (and other species) experimenting with gender could be due to seeing Koopas make the distinction between “male” and “female” and finding the idea of changing your appearance based on how you feel to be fun (even though you have the concept of male and female Koopas, there’s no transphobia in Bowser’s kingdom) ; by that point it’s common for Toads to change however they feel and go by any pronouns they want, just because they’re aware of the concepts of masculinity and femininity doesn’t mean they have to follow it to the letter with their pronouns unless they want to

- On that note, I could see Toadette as genderfluid, though she most often goes by she/her ; I could also see one or several of the other main Toads (Ala Gold, Bucken Berry, Captain Toad, "The" Red ToadTM) be bi-gender

- Not sure what’s going on with Waluigi but he’s definitely queer