#bro is so baffled

[absentlyhere]

Walking down to the lair

[turtleblogatlast]

Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.

Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.

Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!

Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…

And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????

[guckies]

Someone said it’s Phil, Kristin and their emo son 😭😭 No my dude that’s his minecraft husband!!! If anything that’s their plus one!

[symphonyofsilence]

Honestly, it looks like at least after the Guanyin Temple, WWX is actively resisting understanding that JC still cares about him. JC takes a Stab to the chest for him, asks him why he didn't keep his promise & stay by his side, has a full breakdown over his sacrifice, gives him back Chenqing that he's kept for all these years, gets angry at JGY on his behalf, JGY spells out for WWX that JC is angry because he feels WWX was wronged, and that JC must have come to rescue not only JL, but WWX too, & targets WWX in the middle of the fight, fully trusting that JC would rush to his rescue, and he does. JC even thanks LWJ and holds a fallen WN. & I think one reason that WWX might be subconsciously fighting against getting all these clear signs and still avoiding JC might be that as much as he thinks he can’t handle JC’s wrath and blame and wants him to forgive him, he actually can’t afford JC’s forgiveness and unconditional love. Because he still blames himself for JZX’s and JYL’s deaths and even the massacre of Lotus Pier. & JC is the only one who has the right to be angry at him for all of these. He and JL. JC’s the only one who knew JYL & genuinely cared about her. WWX doesn’t think he deserves JC’s forgiveness. In fact, he looks terrified of it. Just look how quickly he turns from JC after thanking him for giving Chenqing back to him (Chenqing that after all these years still sounded like he had first used it. A very telling sign of JC's affection in itself.) Even though even JL who was watching from afar could say that JC had something to say to WWX:

JC is an outward force blaming him and being angry at him. WWX can tell him that he doesn’t know what to say to him when asked for an explanation, he can tell him that it’s all in the past. Let it go. he can beat the shit out of him. He can apologize to him and be judged by him. He can avoid him. Pretending that by ignoring him he doesn’t have to face the past. JC blames WWX and is harsh to him so WWX doesn’t have to fight himself and blame himself all the time. post-resurrection WWX keeps misinterpreting everything JC says and is unwilling to listen to him and get the hints JC keeps giving him about how he just wants WWX to come back home & interprets everything JC even doesn’t say in the worst ways he can bc it’s not so much about JC than it’s about WWX projecting onto JC. Because he thinks JC MUST be thinking that way. BC WWX thinks he deserves JC’s hatred. And judging by how he keeps misinterpreting JC even pre-time-skip, and in true WWX fashion fully believes himself to be right & doesn't second guess himself and or makes any effort to understand JC, & JYL is always the JC translator for him, from the moment she says to him that despite his tantrum JC is happy to finally have a playmate, to the moment she says that JC was the one who offered WWX name JL, and without JYL there to take their hands and pull them to meet each other in the middle the brothers can't communicate, Jiang Cheng has never been so much his own person in Wei Wuxian's mind as WWX's interpretation of him. WWX's shidi. An open book to WWX in WWX's mind. When he was not WWX's fragile shidi who needed protection (which @cerusee has written a great meta about here.), then he was WWX's betrayed, angry shidi who blamed him & resented him. If JC forgives him and continues to be his loving brother then it’s clear that the only one who can’t forgive WWX is WWX. and what is he gonna do about that?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

MOM, pointing to a server: wats that 

BRO: The Cloud. 

MOM: huh? i awlays tgought the clod was liek sum sorta amoprhous huge negwork of servers sumwahere 

BRO: Yeah, but everyone buys server time from everyone else. In the end, they’re all getting it here. 

MOM: ?? ur on a cable moedm?? 

BRO: A lot of caching. 

MOM: btw shuild the cord b strechrd acros the room like tgis 

BRO: Of course. It has to reach the server, and the server is over there. 

MOM: wut if sum1 trips on it lol 

BRO: Why would someone want to do that? It sounds unpleasant. 

MOM: uhhh sumtiems ppl do stuf by accidnet 

BRO: I don’t think I know anyone like that.

[pencilscratchins]

help i gently made fun of jared padalecki on twitter and a portal to 2009 opened in my mentions

[phykoha]

kinda screamed actually

[synthshenanigans]

Bruh apple music HATES chonny I feel so bad

[If you gots apple music, it released early again so be careful if you don't want spoilers!! Jash also just prefers everyone to wait for the actual upload]

[thesarcasticism]

just learned about sonic dating princess sally and them having kids in the archie comics when they were both like, in their forties. absolutely devastated by this information.

like i do imagine many of the sonic characters to be in their twenties because i want 2 relate 2 them, but on god, forties? do they have low back pain now? does sonic have knee pain, from all the running? does tails own a house now? does he have mortgage payments? what kinds of taxes does everyone have to file? have the chaotix been arrested for tax evasion or have they managed to avoid law enforcement thus far? do they even have income tax in mobius?

is eggman dead?

so many questions

[bonetrousledbones]

i know that this is a weirdly common paradox that happens in this fandom but folks i cannot overstate how much of a punch in the throat it was to come across a post saying "hiiii in canon frisk and chara are nb but in this au they're boys ^.^", finding what looks like their main blog since just blocking the au's sideblog is useless, and immediately seeing this in their pinned post

[arowrath]

omg??? you're nearly 21 and you know how to drive??? like... why lmao? that's so weird haha what? how did you even learn that... what do you mean you "took driver's ed in high school" isn't that like.. expensive... are you a billionaire or something LMAOO. that's so crazy......... so like when are you going to stop driving. like youve gotta at some point when r u gonna do that

[👥 OP added context you might want to know: op is from the united states, specifically maine, which is ranked 45th out of 50 states in the "transportation" category on www.usnews.com. in this region you have to have a car in order to go almost anywhere. op is making fun of the way people express shock and incredulity at his inability to drive.]

[aro-culture-is]

Fandom aro culture is being too afraid to talk about your aspec headcanons because the vast majority don't like that and you'll be either ignored or receive hate

.

[nico00235]

Does skelle monkie mk like strawberries?????

If sooooo thennnnnnn * pulls out a basket full of strawberries * would he like these?

ye ye give him the berries bro

[skollwolf]

When "he would not fucking say that" escalates to "did we even read the same book?????"

[ladysqueakinpip]

listen. listen. Kendra and Donnie are THE most kismesis people ever. fated nemesis. rivals trying to outsmart one another. common interests. intellectually matched. driven and competitive and cannot stand the other. i feel like im out here with a megaphone trying to give away a 2024 car for free and everyone is walking past me.

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

bruh they did not release coral island ("full" version) without even finishing a main storyline and slapping WIP in your fucking journal 💀💀💀💀💀