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absolutebl · 5 months
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Happy holidays BLabies!
This is your seasonal reminder that this is what mistletoe looks like:
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(a bright green small-leaved parasitic plant)
and this is what Thai BL *thinks* mistletoe looks like:
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(tiny-tree unpleasantly farty-tasting Brassica florets)
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So don't forget to hang your broccoli for young queers to kiss under.
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Master Eon: Before we start letting everyone in, one last check on everything. Decorations?
Hugo: Secure, reinforced, and impossible to tangle.
Master Eon: Good, the last thing we need is another High Five incident. Refreshments?
Hugo: Most of it's here already, Finn's still on his way with his contributions.
Master Eon: As long as he arrives, he makes some excellent enchiladas. Music?
Hugo: Picked it all out personally! Here, take a listen!
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Master Eon:
Hugo:
Hugo: I... probably should've listened to the whole thing...I, uh...I need to make a quick adjustment.
(Hugo begins to frantically change the songs on his playlist)
Master Eon: [sigh] Well, hopefully the party turns out better than last year.
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Cynder: Wow, Everyone's outdone themselves this year, the Academy looks amazing!
Spyro: Yeah, but it's not just festive decorations and music that makes a holiday great.
Cynder: And what would make it great?
Spyro: Spending it with the greatest dragon you know?
Cynder: [laugh] I guess that would.
Spyro: (pulls Cynder close with his wing) Shall we find somewhere less crowded?
Cynder: I suppose we shall.
(Stealth Elf watches the two head off, following after them)
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Sonic Boom: Whirlwind! I see you're trying a new look.
Polar Whirlwind: Yeah, I keep forgetting this happens every winter. Not sure why. It does have its uses though.
Sonic Boom: Really? Like what?
Lightning Rod: Whirlwind! Did you carve "Lightning Rod is a big stupid poopoohead" into my custom-made Christmas statue again?! Where are you?!
Polar Whirlwind: (digging into the snow) If he asks, I was never here.
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Golden Queen: Ugh, Chompy Mage, what are you wearing?!
Jingle Bell Chompy Mage: I am wearing a Santa outfit like I was told to! Yohoho, I look festive!
Chompy Puppet: You sure do, Chompy Mage!
Jingle Bell Chompy Mage: Aww, thank you Chompy Puppet!
Golden Queen: You look like you kidnap children, change into your regular garb at once!
Golden Queen: ...And they called us evil, whoever made him dress like that is the true criminal!
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(Stealth Elf is peeking through a window)
Eruptor: Hey Elfy, what're you-
(Stealth Elf covers Eruptor's mouth and drags him down)
Stealth Elf: Shhh, They'll hear!
Eruptor: Who?
Stealth Elf: (pointing at Spyro and Cynder) Them!
Stealth Elf: I hung a sprig of mistletoe in the Library, and I'm waiting for both of them to notice and kiss!
Eruptor: Are they even dating?
Stealth Elf: Yes! No, it's... [sigh] that's exactly why I'm doing this! No one here knows what in Skylands is up with those two, and they refuse to clarify! Are they dating? Platonic? Platonic with benefits? None of us can figure it out!
Stealth Elf: Well, not today! I'm getting to the bottom of this once and for all!
Eruptor: ...okay. I guess I'll leave you to it. (backs away cautiously)
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Wolfgang: Hugo, mate, we gotta ask ya something.
Hugo: About what?
Echo: It's the music. I get it technically counts as something Christmas-y, but "Broccoli Guy and Chill Bill's Cool-iflower Festivity Mixtape" is still really weird for a party playlist.
Radio: 🎶Tis the season to be Troll-y, falalalala lalalala-🎶
Hugo: I was short on time! I had no better choices!
Wolfgang: Really? Aren't there thousands of Christmas songs out there?
Echo: And we have the Skaletones on speed-dial, couldn't get them?
Hugo: (storming off) Well, if you're not satisfied with my choices, then why don't you pick the songs out!
(Hugo storms off, leaving Echo and Wolfgang with the stereo system)
Wolfgang: ...I have a really horrible idea. (whispers it into Echo's ear)
Echo: That's awful. Let's do it!
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Mags: Glumshanks! Glad you could make it!
Glumshanks: Thanks for the invitation. I'm actually kind of looking forward to this.
Mags: You better! This party's been a par-tic-ularly fantabulous jig!
Boomer: Mags, have you seen the fireworks? Buzz and Cali won't let us set them off and someone hid my secret stash!
Boomer: Oh hey, aren't you Kaos' lapdog?
Glumshanks: Not for tonight, at least until 8:30. Though, I'm not exactly sure what to do here.
Boomer: Well, worry not my fellow troll! C'mon, let's find some fireworks and set them off!
Glumshanks: I- that sounds kind of fun, I guess. Sure, why not!
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Holiday Wash Buckler: (staring at his watch) Where the barnacles is Chompy Mage? He's late for our matching Santa outfit photoshoot!
Merry Snap Shot: Beats me, guess he forgot.
Jolly Bumble Blast: I hope not! The bees aren't too happy about looking like flying peppermints, let's just start without him!
Chompy Mage: I am here! Sorry for being late!
Merry Snap Shot: Mate, where's your Santa dress? Didya forget about the theme?
Chompy Mage: Golden Queen told me to not wear it, she also said something about kidnapping infants and how you all should be imprisoned!
Merry Snap Shot: You gotta be joking, after all this time, she's back to evil?! And on Christmas too?!
Jolly Bumble Blast: So...that's a no on the Santa photos?
Merry Snap Shot: (pulling out his Traptanium Bow) 'Fraid not, Skylander duties come first. Now, let's have a little chat with Goldie...
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Missile-Tow Dive-Clops: Lob-Star, nice colors!
Winterfest Lob-Star: As to you, Dive-Clops. It appears that we match.
Missile-Tow Dive-Clops: Hey, we kinda do! Y'know, it's funny, me and Eye-Brawl were gonna do something like this, but when the headless giant heard he'd have to wear red and white, he ran off! We're still looking for him...
(meanwhile)
Eye-Brawl: For the love of the Ancients, it is just one day! I didn't complain when I wore that pumpkin for Halloween!
Headless Giant: (refuses in headless silence)
Eye-Brawl: You are so impossible!
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Smolderdash: (walking past some snowmen) Roller Brawl? Where are you? You told me to meet you here.
Snowler Brawl: (jumping out of a snowman) Boo!
Smolderdash: (falling backward) Gah!
Snowler Brawl: [laughing] Gotcha! I saw the snowmen and I couldn't resist!
Snow-Brite Stormblade: (popping out of the Christmas tree) Ooh, you were hiding in random Christmas stuff too?
Dec-Ember: (climbing down from the hanging lights) I thought I was the only one doing so.
Smolderdash: W-wha...why were you all...[sigh] nevermind.
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Tree Rex: Looks like the next song's coming up. Wonder what'll it be?
(Some very familiar music plays)
Terrafin: By the Ancients, not these! I thought we got rid of all the copies!
Flynn: Hey, Christmas 4 Bad Guyz 2 is a bop! Especially since I was a part of it!
(Echo and Wolfgang start laughing as Terrafin and Flynn start arguing)
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(Spyro and Cynder are cuddling together in the Library, laying on a sofa with blankets)
Spyro: So, when should we rejoin the festivities?
Cynder: Mmm, I think we could wait a couple more minutes.
Stealth Elf: (thinking to herself) Come on, come on, come on, kiss, or don't! Just look at the dang mistletoe!
Cynder: Spyro? I never get to say this to you a lot, but... I-
(Cynder is interrupted by a loud explosion of fireworks)
Spyro: ...Huh. Guess Boomer found the fireworks after all. What were you going to say, Cynder?
Cynder: Oh, well, I was going to say... I'm-
(Cynder is interrupted again by the sounds of fighting)
Stealth Elf: You gotta be kidding...
Golden Queen: (bursting through the Library doors) For the last time, I said HE looked like he kidnapped children! If you saw him wearing that horrid costume you would agree!
Snap Shot: Save it for the Cloudcracker guards, Queenie!
(Snap Shot and Golden Queen continue fighting, knocking each other through a window in the process)
Spyro: That was odd.
Cynder: Yeah. Anyways, l-
Spyro: (noticing the mistletoe) Hey, what's that?
Cynder: It looks like...
Stealth Elf: Yes, yes, yes!
Cynder: ...Holly.
Stealth Elf: What.
Spyro: (plucking the holly from the ceiling) Hey, it is. Guess someone mistook it for mistletoe.
Stealth Elf: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I SPENT HALF THE NIGHT DOING THIS FOR NOTHING?!! GAH!
(Stealth Elf storms off)
Cynder: Sheesh, guess Stealth Elf isn't having a good Christmas.
Spyro: Wonder what she was doing by the window...
Cynder: Eh, probably not important. But, as I was saying...
Cynder: I'm lucky to have met you. All those years ago, after the fighting, you were the first to believe in me, that there was more than darkness in my heart. You led me down a better path, and I'll always be thankful for that.
Spyro: I'm glad I met you too, you're one of the best Skylanders around! Fighting Kaos, defeating Malefor, I'm not sure how we'd ever have done it without you. Plus, I got to know the best dragon around.
(Spyro and Cynder kiss)
Spyro: Merry Christmas, Cynder.
Cynder: Merry Christmas, Spyro.
Spyro and Cynder:
Spyro: So...are we dating?
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violettadecalda · 1 year
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Elements: Air Edition
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About the air element: The air element is linked to things such as divination, concentration, visualization, and prophecy. Air teaches us how to hone our scattered energy and focus it toward what we want. It teaches us to use our intention. Air can be a big cleanser and also a big charger. Just stand outside for a few momenrs on a windy day, letting it blow around you and play through your hair, and you will feel renewed.
Air in magic: The air element is often used in combination with smoke, feathers, trees, flowers, and plants. It is common to use the air element in both spells that require letting go, and in spells that bring you new information. After all, rumors can travel on the wind. Aromatherapy, hanging objects up, playing the flute or other woodwind instruments, and tossing things to the wind are all examples of using the air element in magic.
Forms of air include: wind, still air, breath, vibrations
Some air spirits include: Sylphs, zephyrs, faeries
Color: Yellow
Direction: East
Tools: Censer, athame, sword, wand
Tarot suit: Swords
Zodiac signs: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Symbol:
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Air in daily life: The most obvious form of air in our daily lives is the air that we breathe. Everyone does it, everyone needs it. Speaking requires the element of air as well, as it carries the vibrations of our voices. We use air to cool off, and every time we look up at the clouds in the sky, we are interacting with the air element.
Air in the home: Similarly to how fire is used to keep our homes warm, air is used to keep them cool. Whether you are opening a window, turning on a fan, using an air conditioner, or fanning yourself with the playbill for your little brother's school performance of Legally Blonde in the stuffy auditorium, you are using air to cool yourself down. Air can also be very healing. How many times have you stepped outside to get some fresh air and take in the breeze while you were feeling sick?
Air in the kitchen: Though it may not be obvious at first, there are some cooking methods that utilize the air element. Perhaps the most common is drying, whether you are drying meat for jerkey or herbs for tea. Then there is cooking with convection heat, which is growing more popular, or cooking with microwaves. Also popular, as seen by the amount of fizzy beverages and whipped toppings available, is carbonation and aeration. There are several foods and ingredients associated with the air element, including~
Almond, anise, bamboo, brazil nut, caraway, chicory, dandelion, endive, hazel, hops, lavender, lime, mace, maple, marjoram, mint, mulberry, parsley, pecan, sage, acorn squash, artichoke, bitter melon, broccoli, cauliflower, eggplant, fennel, okra, rhubarb, spaghetti squash, alfalfa, cannelini beans, lima beans, mung beans, celery seed, chamomile, rosemary, scallions, amaranth, puffed rice, rye, apple, apricot, blackberry, currants, lingonberry, pear, pineapple, tamarind, pomegranate, black tea, chocolate, coffee, white vinegar, cabbage, celery, grape leaves, mustard greens, daikon, sunchoke, parsnip, hibiscus, macadamia nuts, walnuts, stevia
Herbs associated with air: Frankincense*, myrrh*, pansy, primrose, vervain, violet, yarrow, dill, clove, acacia, aspen, beech, benzoin*, bodhi, bracken, bromeliad, clover, fern, goldenrod, horehound, houseleek, mistletoe*, papyrus, pine, slippery elm, tobacco, rose petals
Stones associated with air: Fluorite, moonstone, turquoise, amethyst, rhodochrosite, topaz, pumice, alexandrite
Animals associated with air: Doves, hawks, eagles, foxes, turtles, ravens, spiders
Incense: Lavender, lemon balm, linden, frankincense, myrrh, violet, anise, chicory, mace, pine
Air on the altar ideas: yellow feathers, feathers in general, bird imagery, incense, censer, bells, flute, objects hanging above the altar
Divination with the air element: Nephomancy, austromancy, alveromancy, feather divination
Air work for spoonies:
Open up the window to watch the sky
Collect feathers or scatter them to the breeze
Keep a handheld fan nearby for when you need to create a breeze of your own
If you dont have your own windchimes, ring bells or listen to recordings of chimes on your phone
Use yellow pillowcases, blankets, sheets, curtains, or wall decorations
Hang beads or ribbons in your window
*Some herbs are unsafe or even deadly to ingest and can be dangerous to use. ALWAYS do research.
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lutawolf · 1 year
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UWMA Soft D/s Moments Ep 10-11
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For other episode, check out my master list here.
The show starts with Korn and In dancing/hugging in their apartment. To me, Korn already has a sense of loss. In knows something is wrong but doesn't know how to ask. Because we all know how Korn doesn't communicate well. Honestly, though, this moment feels like Korn has already decided his course of action and is just soaking up memories.
We have a cute moment with Dean and Pharm on Pharm's bed. That's about the brattiest I've ever seen Pharm be to Dean 🤣🤣🤣There were a few moments in there that were for sure Dom. The wanting to drive Pharm and him telling Pharm to take a shower first.
Moving on to the kitchen sink. Dean oversteps Pharm's boundaries. Pharm stood up for himself. This is 100% valid. Subs have boundaries, and submissive doesn't equal not being able to stand up for themselves. It just means they don't want to have control. Those two things are not mutually exclusive.
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WinTeam time. Team can't sleep, so he heads to Win's apartment. Win asks what he is doing here but immediately nods when Team asks to stay. Team being the brat, he is antagonizes Win by taking up the whole bed. Does not listen to Win when he is told to move. Yet Win is not pushy because he wants to punish Team. Which he does. Team was antagonizing a response out of Win but doesn't know what to do with him now that he has him. He panics and pushes Win away. Team tries to put up a dominant front and hasn't really figured out how to lower it. It really doesn't bother Win, though. When Team needs to be submissive, he is. Like him asking Win to take him to see the lights. It wasn't, "Let's go see the lights." or "I'm taking you to see the lights." He said, "Win, can you take me to see the lights?" Then he asks Win if he can hug him to sleep. See the submission there.
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We start the series off in episode 11 with Korn being late. I like the true apologies. We are starting to see a softening in Korn that is much needed. Him considering someone other than himself. In kisses Korn's check and while Korn is concerned about being seen. He doesn't come off as harsh as he normally does.
I really love the part next to the car when Dean just holds out a hand. Pharm tries to play clueless, but when Dean says "keys," he hands them over. Then Dean tells him good boy. Using that praise kink as a reward.
Now we are at the same spot that Korn and In were. Dean makes sure that they are there before the shops are closed. Dean kisses Pharm this time and he could give a fuck less who sees them.
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Okay, so why is going and seeing the lights so important if he isn't even paying attention. It's something couples do. Now, by this point, they are already a couple, but Team is still nervous about that. He needs constant reassurance. Win taking him to see the lights reassures him they are a couple. Win immediately recognizes this and gets a "mistletoe." He tells this story to Team, and Team is immediately like, where do we get mistletoe. I'm so down for this long-lasting relationship. And so we get the broccoli.
In ties a red ribbon around Korn's wrist. Notice that when In goes to take Korn's wrist, Korn just goes with it. He trusts In now in a way he didn't before. He didn't even think to question it until he saw the red thread and wanted to know what's going on. He is immediately concerned about the bad omen and goes back into the harsher Korn from before. He quickly softens in the face of In. Though he thumps him, he still assures him that he will be with him forever. Now I know what you're thinking. Luta, didn't you say last time that Korn planned on doing something bad. I do. In the flashbacks, there are times when see Korn is strong in his relationship and then times when he falters under the stress and the belief that he has no way out.
We quickly see what I mean in the part. In Pharm's dream. Then Dean and Pharm meet up. With Dean immediately recognizing there was something wrong and when he realizes he can't do much to help. He moves to distracting Pharm. Which works to cheer him up.
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I love the bedroom scene. I love how Pharm is more confident but you can watch it and see that, Dean has the control. The way Pharm tells him to stop and Dean just over rides, "No." Then we get to Dean asking Pharm if he is hungry. Pharm immediately jumps up and apologizes. My husband does this. Dean tells him that he is going to take care of him this time. This is considered providing care. So basically it's a way to show their appreciation. Some subs never want this and then there are subs who need to know on occasion that they are valued. Or the Dom themselves might need to do this. It just depends on the guidelines of that individual relationship.
So that's it. Hope you guys enjoyed it! 💜💜💜 This is dedicated to @darkrose82 @thegildedacorn @thequeenofsastiel @bengiyo @dayummmdorisss @tabbygray @tleighblack @amos-reviews-main
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negrowhat · 2 years
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uuuuuuuh loved that question! do you think winteam are in love or not there yet? AND if they are, why did they fell in love with each other?
Well let me just go off of what I've already seen and read. We didn't get a lot of their story in UWMA and the Between Us Special Eps were quite literally plotless. I did read Hemp Rope, though that was a few years back when UWMA came out so I'm just going off memory alone (I haven't had time to re-read).
But by the end of everything they're for sure going to be in love. Win and Team have a very deep relationship. Win comes from a family that expects him to act and look a certain way. He's expected to be in service to his family members too, so the way he presents himself is very much in direct rebellion against his family. He wants to be himself and not take things too seriously and just be how he feels in the moment.
Team is dealing with some heavy trauma from nearly drowning when he was younger. To conquer his trauma he joined the swim team, but the trauma is still there and is manifesting as insomnia for him. He often has nightmares and he feels like he's freezing and drowning. He gets high anxiety and doesn't sleep very well if at all.
The 2 of them have sex when they go to the swim training camp we see wayyyy at the beginning of UWMA. Win has always been interested in Team, he thought he was really cute. But Team? Not so much. He thought Win was an annoying playboy.
Team soon discovers that he finds comfort in Win's presence. When he stays over at Win's place he finds that he is able to sleep peacefully. He feels warm and protected, and funnily enough Win has the AC on blast always. But Team sleeps very well in Win's arms. So they start spending more and more time together and get closer.
Now I can't remember if Win knows about Team's whole traumatic incident, but he does know that Team becomes dependent on him. Team is reluctant about asking Win to have sleepovers every night. He doesn’t want Win to think he’s just hanging around and using him to go to sleep. He doesn’t want to overstay his welcome and he doesn’t want Win to just drop him and move on to the next person. He realizes he actually likes Win.
Now Win has no problems with accommodating Team at all. He really enjoys this newfound closeness with Team. Normally people depending on him annoys him because they expect too much from him and he doesn’t like feeling obligated to someone. BUT with Team, it’s not an obligation he WANTS to take care of Team and he WANTS to be that comfort for Team. He even offers Team a key to his place so he can just come and go freely.
I think that Win fell in love with Team first. Like I said he was instantly attracted to him and he likes being the person that Team has come to depend on. He wants to look after Team and help him work through his trauma. He wants to give Team all the love, and time, comfort, and security he can. He offers himself to Team because Team doesn’t demand anything from him. 
I think Team fell in love when he realized there was more to Win that just a mischievous and horny person. Team likes that Win responds to him with warmth and openness. He feels most secure when he’s together with Win and he wants that security all the time. 
He might find it difficult to admit but he wants to be with Win for as long as he can and we saw a glimpse of that in their famous ‘Broccoli-Kale-Mistletoe Kiss’ and also Team revealing that he believes in soulmates and he likes romantic gestures. He wants stuff like that from Win but he doesn’t think that Win wants to do that kind of stuff with him and he doesn’t feel confident enough to ask for it. He doesn’t even feel completely comfortable with asking Win for a hug to go to sleep at night. 
The thing is that Win is more than willing to give Team ANYTHING but he wants Team to say it with his chest. He wants Team to be firm and confident and until he gets that he’s going to tease and poke fun.
They do fall in love but Win is waiting for Team to come to him confidently and Team is reluctant because he feels Win won’t take him seriously.
wow this is long and again I don’t think I answered this the best way but WinTeam have such a great dynamic and I just love talking about them.
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firstkanaphans · 1 year
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Hey I'm a new BL fan, what does the broccoli mean in relation to boun/prem and win/team?
Hiii!! So in Until We Meet Again, Win brought some “mistletoe” for them to kiss under during Christmas. Except it wasn’t mistletoe? It was broccoli. I’m pretty sure it was just a prop mistake and not supposed to be intentionally funny, but the fandom sort of adopted it 😂
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smindersonfan · 4 months
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Ten years ago, I started a tradition that I have been happy to share with all my followers be it Whovians, Night Court fans and fans of both. I am happy to continue this even after ten Christmas Eves. So, without further ado... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! It's that time of year again.
Time for the 11th annual (and tenth anniversary) Christmas Eve Matt Smith era Doctor Who/Night Court Crossover Christmas party.
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Just like usual, Buddy decorated the chambers for the occasion.
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As usual, mind the broccoli and collards. Here comes Harry and Billie with the mistletoe he borrowed from her.
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Christine once again made Harry another gavel cozy and Harry's once more taking it like a sport.
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Bless their relationship. Here's our gentle giant Santa, the first for the night.
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And here's Christine with that gold-hearted attitude-filled elf.
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Ooh, here's our second Santa and his reindeer.
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Our third Santa of the night just LOVES holding Dan hostage.
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And here's our fourth Santa and the huddled crowd trying to keep warm. Again, COVID be damned.
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Aw, and our annual spotting of Harry and Christine sharing a mistletoe kiss, the lovely turtledoves.
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Wave bye to Buddy as he and his Santa friend, Nick drive off for the night.
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Once more, Eleven may show up.
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And NO, I will NOT acknowledge the sequel series because I don't appreciate the reimagining of the continuity of the OG series.
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toccata-i-voir · 4 months
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Hanging up mistletoe ? Not in this house.
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Behold, the Almighty Broccoli
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dotsayers · 2 years
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Dear Yuletide Writer
hello!
this year i am prompting for The Goblin Emperor Series (specifically The Cemetaries of Amalo), Fandom for Robots, and Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.
General ❤️: Presumed Dead, Hurt/Comfort, Identity Porn, Established Relationship, Time Travel/Time Loops, Outsider POV, Curtain Fic, Humour
General DNWS: Rape/Non-con, Non-Canonical Major Character Death, Infidelity, Crossovers with non-requested fandoms
The Goblin Emperor Series (Thara Celehar, Iana Pel-Thenhior, Anora Chanavar)
i love thara celehar’s web of relationships very much but particularly (of course) i love anora’s concerned yet slightly bitchy best friendship and iana’s head-over-heels but still sensible about it love.
what i would like to see in a fic is something set nebulously post-canon (aka not too much certainty about whether the significant development from grief of stones remains permanent or not) where thara, anora and iana go out to a teahouse together and thara immediately regrets his life choices. teasing celehar is a group activity now!
otherwise, anything featuring a general ❤️  would be great
pairing: thara/celehar is preferred but if an ot3 appeals to you i am open to anything
Fandom for Robots (Worldbuilding)
while i can accept the premise that computron is the world’s only sentient robot, i am fascinated by the possibilities presented by the rise of AI as a tool for software development, etc.
who’s to say that in this universe the gpt-3 algorithm doesn’t love a bit of slice of life anime? that midjourney isn’t weeb trash for the latest shounen nonsense? i’d love to see some of the other intelligences that are forming their own fandom circles, and how they interact with meatspace while being very much not present in it themselves
Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace (Lucien Sanchez, Rick Dagless, Liz Asher, Thornton Reed)
ever since i read an interview with holness where he said a theoretical season two of darkplace would’ve included a christmas episode which parodied the thing i have truly not known peace.
my crackship for darkplace is sanchez/dagless, both because the tension is sizzling (matt berry could have convincing sexual chemistry with a chair) and because garth marenghi would lose his mind trying to pretend he was fine with gay people but was not himself a bisexual on the vt as sanchez and dagless were going at it.
so, christmassy thing parody is the ideal here - i feel like an infectious mistletoe incident resulting in godawful special effects transformations is about par for the course. and perhaps we could mention sanchez’s broccoli experience for the extremely important continuity
otherwise, anything featuring a general ❤️  would be great
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trilliastra · 4 years
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that’s broccoli, team thinks, staring in disbelief. is win joking, team wonders, or does he really think he’s holding a mistletoe? how can someone mistake broccoli for mistletoe is beyond him, but win is like that - weird, confusing, a mystery.
when he swims, win is aggressive, focused on beating all his opponents and being the best. then, outside of training, he’s playful, loves teasing his friends and pulling pranks, always with a big smile of his face. and other times he’s quiet, almost shy, soft and patient, caring. 
it’s impossible to know when he’s teasing or when he’s being serious, when he’s making fun of his friends or if he really means all the words he says, all the declarations and soft touches, the forehead kisses and loving words. dean must be able to read him, but to team, win is still a real puzzle.
“are you brave enough?” win asks, leaning closer, still holding the broccoli above their heads.
team swallows, staring at win’s lips. he isn’t, brave that is. especially when it comes to win. team is so - so scared of his feelings, of getting hurt or being rejected when he finally admits that his heart skipping a beat every time win is around isn’t just a friend thing.
but now, looking at win’s teasing smile, thinking about the effort he put into -whatever this is, team just wants to move forward, forget his fears for a moment and just feel. win still hasn’t moved as he lets team decide, ‘you can run’, his eyes seem to say, ‘or you can kiss me the way i know you’ve been thinking about, the way i’ve been wanting you to’.
mistletoe or broccoli, it doesn’t matter, team realizes, the plant is just an excuse. it could mean everything or nothing, team doesn’t have to choose now, he can just act - and so he does. 
the kiss could barely be called a kiss, but it was too much anyway. win’s lips are soft and he smells vaguely like chlorine and coffee, and team knows immediately that he will never be able to get into the pool without thinking about this moment.
exhaling shakily, team starts to get up, his head spinning. “so freaking cute.” win says, teasing, but team keeps walking away, pretending not to hear and angry at his own stupidity.
it was never not going to mean everything to him because he never actually had a choice. he’s been in love with win all along, there’s no point denying it anymore.
“that was broccoli,” team blurts out after a while and win’s eyes widen for a moment before he bursts out laughing.
“oops,” he says, teasing, “got you.”
“yeah,” team whispers, looking down as his eyes beging to water, “you got me.”
but, he wonders as win touches his shoulder and winks, will he ever get win too?
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alexiraphale · 3 years
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still cant get over the fact that win really brought broccoli as a makeshift mistletoe JUST to kiss team like that’s chaotic love right there
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toffeemochabear · 2 years
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Happy Holidays, everyone! I’m back with part 2 of Christmas Mimthan headcanons~! I hope you all have a lovely holiday season and enjoy! 💖
* Mimsy always initiates mistletoe kisses, but it’s never the right plant. Nathan always kisses him anyway though. Mimsy could hold a piece of broccoli above his head and Nathan would still makeout with him.
* These two always go out of their way to give each other the most extravagant gifts. It’s almost like a competition each year to see who can give the better gifts to the other.
* Every year on Christmas Eve, they have dinner with Mimsy’s family. His family is very warm and lively, so it’s always a fun time. Nathan is glad that they’re so loving and already think of him as part of the family.
* For Christmas morning, Nathan makes pancakes and hot cocoa for them. They open presents immediately after breakfast. After opening their gifts for each other, they relax the whole day in their pajamas, enjoying whatever gifts that got for each other.
* As Christmas Day draws to an close, Nathan and Mimsy will cuddle on the couch and watch the last of the Christmas movies on their movie list with lots of kisses and “I love you”s in between.
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missfangirll · 3 years
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Congratulations on reaching 200!!! Along with the challenge/wager thing, I have a for-real, sincere, fic request ♡ I am an absolute SLUT for WinTeam so if you could write a little WinTeam for me I would actually cry from the joy... maybe a getting together thing or something like that? But honestly I'm just constantly starved for WinTeam content while waiting for Between Us.... CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!!
Alrighty, this is my first time ever writing Thai BL, so have mercy  😁 (And I don’t know if Team is slightly OOC, he TALKS so much 😁) Anyway, have some Win/Team fluff 😍🥰 (Maybe you recognise the title 😁)
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Fandom: Until we meet again Rating: General Relationship: Win/Team Tags: Fluff, First Kiss (or rather Second First Kiss), Getting Together Words: 1085 Summary: Team can’t sleep. That in itself is neither new nor unexpected. The reason why, however, is.
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A Broccoli and a Promise
Team can’t sleep. That in itself is neither new nor unexpected. The reason why, however, is.
It’s said that any couples that kiss under the mistletoe will have a long and lasting love.
Team turns on his stomach, hiding his face in the pillow, and groans.
That damn idiot. That damn, pretty, annoying, radiant, wonderful, irritating… He forgot where he was going with this, but damn Win.
It was such a great day, really, but then Win had to go and make it complicated. He brought a mistletoe - no, a goddamn broccoli - to cajole Team into kissing him, and he actually did. 
Why did I kiss him?
And, even worse, why did I LIKE it??
It’s true, he spent last night with Win, but that was just because of his insomnia. When he thinks about it, he spent an awful lot of time with him recently. Lunch breaks, afternoons, evenings. They eat together, they study together. And apparently now they also sleep together. But because they’re friends. Good friends.
Really good friends who do everything together and share a bed and almost kiss and....
... any couples that kiss under the mistletoe…
...couples…
Team sits up straight in bed, his heart pounding violently in his chest. He didn’t realise the phrasing at first, too distracted by Win’s perfect honey-brown eyes and the cupid-bow of his upper lip and the way his hair fell into his face from his ponytail and…
Oh.
Oh damn.
Team scrambles out of bed, hastily putting on some shoes and grabbing his keys, then heading to the elevator. He has some questions to ask.
Win opens the door after the second knock, a bright grin on his face that makes Team’s heart do dangerous things. Before he can say anything, Team blurts out, “Are we a couple?”
Win blinks at him, then exhales slowly. Wordlessly, he takes a step back, inviting Team inside. After closing the door, he turns slowly, facing Team with a complicated expression.
“Why do you ask,” he says finally, his voice hoarse and raspy, and it doesn’t really sound like a question.
Now that he is actually here, Team finds it rather difficult to look Win in the face while talking, so he turns around to crawl into bed, pulling the covers up to his chin, studiously avoiding Win’s gaze. The other sighs, then climbs in as well, facing Team. He has left the light on on the nightstand, Team notices. What he also notices is that, probably for the first time since they have known each other, Win keeps his distance, not touching him in any way. He has a complex look in his eyes, hopeful, afraid, nervous, fond, and Team finds himself captivated by it. 
After a minute or two of staring, Win moves slowly, as if to brush a strand of Team’s hair out of his face, then redirects the motion to fiddle with the blanket, his expression now unsure and vulnerable. Team’s heart aches. Gathering all his courage, he asks again, “Are we a couple?” This time, Win doesn’t reply, just worries his bottom lip between his teeth, avoiding his gaze. Team soldiers on. “I mean, we are literally sleeping together. And we, I dunno, we spend a lot of time together?”
Win almost interrupts him, a strange tremor in his voice, “Don’t you want to? I mean, we can stop doing that, if you want, if it’s too much…” He trails off, and Team hears what he’s actually saying. If I’m too much.
Not quite able to form words, he scoots closer, cupping Win’s face, brushing his thumb over his cheekbone. 
“It’s not,” he says, then adds, “not too much, I mean. I like spending time with you.”
Win visibly relaxes, exhaling slowly, giving him an almost shy smile. Team has spent a lot of time watching Win smile and has probably seen the whole range, from mischievous, sly grin to fond, soft smile, but this one is new, open and vulnerable. “Then why do you ask?”, he asks again. “Because you said couples that kiss under the mistletoe will have a long and lasting love,” Team replies, and watches Win’s eyes dart away. “I kissed you,” he reminds him, “does that mean we are a couple now?”
Win looks at him for a second. “If you want us to be,” he says quietly, and Team’s heart skips a beat. While he is trying to find the words to respond to that, he sees Win’s expression crumble, as if all energy has left him. “Or not,” he hastily amends, “we don’t have--”
“I want to!”, he blurts out, grabbing the other’s hand between them almost too tightly. “I want to, I do, I just…” Trailing off, he looks at Win’s hopeful expression. “I just… don’t know how,” he admits finally, and Win’s face splits into the most radiant smile he has ever seen. Weaving his hand into Team’s hair, Win pulls close, so close their noses almost touch, then breathes, “Can I kiss you again?”, and that’s all it takes, really. Closing the distance between them, Team leans in to capture the other’s pretty lips. 
While their first kiss was brief and almost not there, butterfly wings on soft petals, their second kiss feels real: The hand in his hair feels real, hot lips on his own, a tongue caressing his. When Win gently bites his bottom lip he groans, and hears the other’s low chuckle. 
Pulling back a fraction, still close enough to feel Win’s warmth on his skin, he takes a moment to calm his breathing, looking in wonder at the perfect man in his arms. With a grin, Win presses a kiss to his nose, then nudges it with his own. “What about the other thing,” he asks cheekily.
Team raises an eyebrow, then huffs. “What other thing?”
Win’s smile widens even more. “I asked you if you were brave.” He leans closer, his eyes sparkling. “Are you?” 
Team snorts, then huffs a laugh. “Brave enough to kiss you?”, he asks, deliberately missing the point, which earns him an eyeroll. Moving his hand from his nape to his forehead, Win flicks it gently, then says in a soft voice, “Brave enough to be my boyfriend.” “I don’t know,” Team draws out, “you haven’t asked.” 
With a silent laugh, Win presses another kiss to his nose, then whispers, “Will you be my boyfriend?”
Smiling, Team just nods, then leans in to kiss him again.
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absolutebl · 4 years
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First Kisses in Thai BL
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Yeah, but it kinda does, so for each one I put who kissed who and what happened next...
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2gether: Wat kisses Tine, then they stare at each other. Wat chews. 
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2 Moons 2: Beam kisses Forth, then bites him, then they have sex, then Beam leaves. 
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2 Moons 2: Ming kisses Kit, then Kit kicks him out of the bed. 
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2 Moons 2: Pha kisses Yo, then they cuddle.
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Kiss series: Pete falls on top of Kao, so it’s accidental, we don’t know what happens next as there is a scene cut.
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Love By Chance: Accidental lip bump, Ae then intentionally kisses Pete, then Ae talks about his feelings. (!) 
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Love By Chance: Tin grabs and kisses Can, then pushes him away, Can falls to the ground.
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Love Sick: Phun kisses Noh at his request, then there is a scene cut. 
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Make It Right: Fuse kisses Tee to prove a point, then Tee kisses Fuse back to prove a different point. 
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My pick for best first kiss? Ram & King
My Engineer: King kisses Ram, then Ram kisses King back.
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TharnType: Tharn kisses Type when Type is drunk, then molests him.  
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Theory of Love: Khai kisses Third when drunk then calls Third by his ex-girlfriend’s name. Third cries. 
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Until We Meet Again: Dean kisses Pharm after they admit to their feelings, then Dean checks in with Pharm to make sure he’s okay with it. 
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Until We Meet Again: Win convinces Team to kiss him under the broccoli mistletoe, then Team freaks out and runs away. 
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History 2: Crossing the Line: Hsia Yu Hao kisses Qiu Zi Xuan then confesses, Qiu Zi Xuan freaks out.
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Why R U: Fighter kisses Tutor after Tutor challenges him, Tutor fights him off.
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SOTUS: Arthit grabs and kisses Kong, Kong smiles into the kiss (so cute, so I had to include it), then Arthit pushes him off and turns away.  
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Second Chance: Fah kisses Paper when they are both drunk, but it’s clear he’s been working up the courage for a while. Paper responds but then panics and runs away. Fah cries. 
I include this one because it is a picture perfect execution of YA angst, kissing your crush and then having him freak out and both boys getting terribly hurt in the process.
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1000 Stars: They kiss, mutually, at the very end on a hilltop against a sunset. This is a classic romance execution of a kiss, not really BL’s style. But it is terribly romantic. 
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Puppy Honey: Rome kisses Pick, Pick then has a major identity crisis. 
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(Original is here.) 
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qui-02 · 3 years
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hello!! i’ve decided to use my christmas coupon >:3 Izuku x reader where they both had to stay behind to clean up the class 1-a christmas party mess after it ended (lost the draw) and before leaving they forgot to get the mistletoe down (reader points it out) so their both under it- and you know (please and thanks in advance!) (also is this how you request? idek)
Kissing under a mistletoe
Note:Ok hiiiiiiiii!! Yes this is how you request!! You so extra with this request, using pink so cute! Hope you like it and happy holidays!
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“What not fair!” You whined, you and your boyfriend Izuku had to clean all the mess that class 1-A had made. You had a small party earlier at night but you weren’t expecting to have drinks and food everywhere.There were chips on the sofa and floor, it was a very bad idea to give the bakusquad energy drinks.”common me and izuku didn’t even do this mess!” Broccoli boy had to calm you down before you attacked the dunce face. “Let's get started puppy.”
You both started cleaning the floor and the sofa first before Aizawa sensei came in the morning to check everyone. “Puppy can you pass me the broom please” You got off from your ladder and passed it to Deku. You were booth silently cleaning, making small talk here and there. You saw the cute mistletoe hanging above from you. “Hey baby, can you get down the mistletoe for me please?” “Yes puppy.” Before he took it down you gave him a quick peck on the lips. He started blushing immediately, “ahh! Puppy why did you do that?” You chuckled “because we are standing under the mistletoe Izuku!” He came to realization a few moments later. You finished cleaning the mess and you headed to Izuku’s bedroom because it was the closest one. Getting in the covers you both drifted to neverland. “Good night puppy, love you!”
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negrowhat · 2 years
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Hey,so…i have a question…i just started watching the bl show „until we meet again“ i saw in youre tag that you also watched and are a big win and team fan..so i have a question about them 😂😂 i somewhere read that they were sexualy together from the start, like f buddies in the nobel. But when i watched it, i didn’t get that vibe at all. It would probably make sense why they always where together, but there were so many Moments where win wanted to Kiss Team (like when he came to cuddle) and he was like wtf 😂 also it looked to me like the kiss from 1x13 was the first time team really kissed him for real. That always confused me haha..Maybe you can help me solve my question
Hello Anon! UWMA is a gem that I hold near and dear to my heart! WinTeam have a very interesting relationship. It's not explored a lot in UWMA because they have a separate novel that tells their story called Hemp Rope.
I read the Hemp Rope novel when the translated version was on Wattpad but IDK if it's still on there!
According to the novel, if I'm not mistaken, WinTeam do have sex super early on when they meet. When the swim team go to do their training way at the beginning of the series is supposed to be the first time WinTeam have sex. I think one or both of them were intoxicated at the time. I'm fairly certain the pair continue to have sex after that initial time.
And then WinTeam sort of develop a bond because Team actually finds comfort in Win even though he acts like Win annoys him. They won't touch on it a lot in the series, but Team had a traumatic swimming experience when he was younger and now it causes him to have terrible nightmares, anxiety, and overall difficulty sleeping. He feels like he's drowning again and he feels really cold.
But when he's with Win those feelings kind of get washed away and he's able to sleep. Even if Win has the AC on blast Team stills very warm and safe. So as time goes on and he gets more comfortable Team practically spends every night in Win's room wrapped up in his arms.
That scene in the series before the broccoli/mistletoe kiss when Team goes up to Win's room it's because he can't sleep and goes there for comfort so he can sleep. You get a little visual representation there because Team's room is bathed in a dark blue light but when he goes up to Win's room it's giving off a warm glow from the yellow-ish lighting. Team even asks Win to take him on a date like the other couples to see the Christmas Lights.
It's nod that Team is very much interested in a romantic relationship with Win.
Win would totally do anything for Win and is more than willing to give him all the comfort and security Team requires but he needs Team to be confident in his feelings for Win. He wants Team to understand that he is his if he wants him in any capacity. Win just needs Team to be honest and open with him.
IDK if you're aware but WinTeam will be getting their own series called Between Us that's based off their novel. It's set to air in November. There's also some special Between Us eps on Studio Wabi Sabi's page. 6 eps of pure WinTeam fluff. No plot just them being cuties in love.
I've rambled on a lot but I could go on and on about WinTeam because they have such a deep and special relationship and they're a comfort couple for me.
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