#brony rap

[spinscissor]

SpinScissor & MC-Arch - The Moon Is My Guide [Lyric Video]

Don’t miss the new drum and bass track that I just dropped, featuring the incredible talent of MC-Arch!

[ponysongbracket]

Brony Song Tournament

Please listen to both songs (at least in part) before voting

The Moon Rises

Pokémon vs. My Little Pony (Content Warning: sexual, violence, cartoon gore, prostitution)

[luimnigh]

...yeah, gotta agree with Sally here, why is a school rejecting a kid for drawing a pegasus? I know Bronies get a bad rap, but the kid's like seven.

And I mean climbing on a roof is a dangerous thing, sure, but that's kind of an average dangerous kid thing too.

[proshippers-against-censorship]

I wish people would stop generalizing groups of people based on their fictional interests, that's a dumb and dangerous thing to do

fictional preferences say absolutely NOTHING about a person's morals. Saying stuff like "only pedos like lolisho" or "people who like unproblematic fiction are safe" does not help

Predators lurk in every group, their (fictional) interests are completely irrelevant.

I've seen people who like wholesome sfw media only turn out to be creeps

I've seen people with the most disturbing fictional preferences turn out to be really nice

The importance is, again, not only just online safety, but making people aware of things that do matter. Like... behavior, relationships, beliefs, etc

but I feel like so many people just let disgust and anger talk and I'm tired

You see this a lot with the MLP community. Bronies and pegasisters get a real bad rap for being (largely) super awesome, intelligent, and sweet folks. Like, there's this community that everyone INSISTS is made up entirely of morbidly obese, middle-aged, helpless men. And that couldn't be more wrong. Tis just one of a thousand examples of how interests and hobbies don't define a person.

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Cursed BNHA Takes 3

Mic raps his pizza orders over the phone.

Sero secretly collects novelty tape dispensers. As a child he thought they were his siblings.

Kurogiri kicked Twice out of his bar only to see a clone standing behind him just like the Simpson’s Moe/Barney meme.

Higakure always cried at the ‘Reflection’ scene in Mulan.

Dark Shadow dances like a parrot every time he hears music.

Hawks must be kept away from statues at all costs. 

Toga has a kawaii knife collection. She calls them her ‘stablings’

Koda is traumatized by what he hears the dumpster raccoons whispering behind the dorms at night.

Teachers assume the trashy panties on their dorm’s laundry line are Midnight’s. Only Aizawa knows they belong to Mic. 

Pony Tsunotori had to get a restraining order against all Bronys.

Kendo wants to make the dough for the world’s largest pizza.

Bakugou got his driver’s permit but lost it the next day in a road rage incident. (he saw Deku)

Mic fans refer to him as 🎁🎤 over text.

Bakugou goes on a cooking show to duke it out with Gordon Ramsey only to discover Ramsey is secretly Lunch Rush.

Cementos has a brother who couldn’t become a hero for legal reasons. His name? Asbestos.

Heroes with fire quirks like Bakugou & Endeavor have to wear butt pads to hinder any methane related accidents.

Amajiki was definitely raised catholic

Pro heroes saw Deku’s notebook & he got slapped with a case & desist. 

Aizawa gets Hatsume to build him an automated cart which navigates like a roomba so he can sleep & go at the same time. Once Aizawa entered a meeting like this & everyone thought he was dead on a gurney pushed by Hagakure.

Iida’s parents are Optimus prime & sonic the hedgehog.

Bakugou gave Iida an air freshener for Christmas.

What if Deku stayed quirkless & became a youtuber instead .

Aizawa is addicted to girlscout cookies & will buy cases at a time. He regularly pours entire boxes of thin mints into his mouth at once.

Nedzu is actually Deku’s dad. He was turned into an animal & had his memories erased. 

[hazyaltcare]

hi! i was wondering if you would do a request that i personally feel is adjacent to name/pronoun suggestions, but i understand if youre not up for that! i was looking for some help brainstorming bird based puns for a typing quirk... specifically doves and quails but birds in general work as well! think the cat/dog puns and the mlp brony ones like everypony [i already got everybirdie....] i understand if this is a request you can fulfill but thank you for your time anyway! have a nice day

Yes, absolutely. I could not find much dove/quail-specific puns, but I hope these can help you a little!

Mod Vintage (AC)

General Puns

all the words beginning with "ex-" can be replaced with "eggs-", like

eggsciting: exciting

egging (someone) on: provoking someone

eggcellent: excellent

eggceptional: exceptional

eggspletive: expletive

eggsperimental: experimental

Phrases

the bird flew the coop: someone left

how's your bird?: a slightly suggestive way to ask "how are you?"

a gilded (bird)cage

a little bird told me

bird's eye view

(someone's) goose is cooked

eat crow

etc.

(and more below the cut!)

Puns in Alphabetical Order

adove: above

aves: apex

beak: peak, beat

caw: call

cawght: caught

caws: cause, thus becaws: because

chirp, sing, caw, coo: can be used to replace "said"

coo: coolcood: could

covey, flock, bevy: a group of quails

covey: cove, cozy

crow: row, grow

dule: a group of doves

emusing: amusing

emutional: emotional

feather: weather, whether

flap: tap, rap, snap...

flapping (someone) off: flipping (someone) off

flipping the bird

flight: frightfly: lie, why

flying, flight: to describe moving

goose: whose, who's

hawk: gawk

hawkward: awkward

impeckcable: impeccable

left-wing, right-wing...

lovebirds

lovenest: loveseat

luck: cluck

nest: next

nest: house, dwelling, home

owl: all

owlright: alright

peck, pluck, fluff, duck, flock: can be used as swear words

peep: people, peek

perchase: purchase

perching: sitting

perchtaining: pertaining

pigeon: pidgin

propagander: propaganda

quail: pale, pail, sail, etc.

quailify: qualify

raven: raving

robin: robbing

tweet: beat, fleet...

winging it: to improvise something

wings: things, wins, rings...

Now, some puns from the scientific names of doves and quails:

areni: aren't

columb: column

cryptophaps: crypto... you know, graphy, economy, etc.

galli: gall

gravis: graphic

rupephaps: perhaps

trygonometry: trigonometry

[mortimermcmirestinks]

genuine unironic statement that I fully 100% believe:

the onceler fandom (and I do in fact specifically mean that one part of the onceler fandom), the Sonic fandom, and the "brony" fandom from the early-to-mid-2010s both have a far far better grasp of the fundamental core of artistic creation than any of the multiple fancy-ass artistically elitist shakespeare idolators that I've met

"someone who spends hours a day writing fanfic about the complex interpersonal dynamics of characters who they made up loosely based on a children's cartoon that they love" is a description of someone who is WAY more fundamentally tuned in to the human soul of art than "someone who says that doing a production of Midsummer where the fairies all rap their lines is Disrespectful To The Bard" is

[lemonsweet]

Why did the living tombstone do a rap battle song with another brony where it's from the perspectives of sweetie belle and rarity

[hatosaur]

jaya sorry if youve already been asked this but whats like. ur favorite music like what bands/genres/songs do you like!!!

i don't think i have!!

i'm into a lot of genres and can never really settle on just one! so i'll just list my faves from the key genres i'm super into!! the genres are gonna overlap big time, bare with me ;w;

indie folk/folk rock (aka really good depression music):

cavetown

mitski

wallows

big thief

cass elliot

hozier

weyes blood

faye webster

rap/hip hop:

kendrick lamar

sade

tyler the creator

sza

doja cat

country/folk:

dolly parton

orville peck

sierra ferrell

johnny cash

patsy cline

rock, pop punk, and other variations:

flyleaf

willow

paramore

pierce the veil

amyl and the sniffers

elton john

queen

gorillaz

bossa nova/jazz (productivity music):

lisa ono

laufey

lamp

herb ellis

sensory beats (just fucking noise for autistic brain):

galen tipton

oingo boingo

i also like a lot of vocaloid and the electronica of my youth (skrillex and brony fansongs)

[hornpoint]

why come its only brony rap and brony dubstep. wheres the brony lowercase and brony gamelan. microtonal brony IDM.

[horsemusicherald]

Over half a year in the making, and actualizing concepts from the last five years, Vylet Pony's new album is jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and breathtaking. It is an album shroud in mystery as its narrative follows the protagonist and their shadow through a plethora of genres, each track morphing seamlessly into the next, starting with heavenly soundscapes before descending into darkness and death, only to turn around and ascend back to its harmonious beginnings. Much of the story is incomplete, and the listener is invited to theorize more about it. Throughout the album you'll hear samples from previous Vylet songs, the classic "Sing a song about life" clip, as well as a new carousel motif.

Get a song-by-song breakdown after the break

Track one, "Let's Fly to the castle," starts out as a lovely house tune, with fluffy synths creating an incredibly warm tone and vocal chops floating effortless around the mix before dropping into a jazzy, chiptune like section. The piece then builds up anticipation with its marching snare and ends with a gorgeous violin solo backed by piano.

Track two, "Pony Rock!" quickly jumps into pony chops taken from the iconic "Winter Wrap Up" from Season 1. GalaxySquid's vocals add so much warmth to the sound and NekoSnicker's performance on top of piano is heart wrenchingly beautiful. Then the drop hits back into the main groove, and just when you think the sound couldn't be any fuller, it drops out and comes back in with insane 16th note chiptune synth runs! Absolutely stunning!

Track three, "Constellation Cradle", travels away from the warm synths and into glitchy, hyper pop vocals. But it doesn't stay there for long, whiplashing to ambient electronic, reminiscent of Vylet's previous album, only to drop a jazzy interlude for three seconds before dropping into heavier dubstep. There's even some baroque harpsichord in there! Honestly, this track is such a flex as Vylet Pony commands mastery of an incredible variety of different sounds.

Track four, "How to Talk to Your Shadow?" rings heavily with carnival music as an announcer introduces the listener to the shadow, building up anticipation for what's to come as the carnival music creepily dies down. A radio bumper throws us some early fandom memes before introducing the next track, "Brohoof!" This certified brony classic is complete with pony chops galore and an infectious beat that will surely have you dancing forever likes the lyrics say /)

Track six, "Bass Cannon", takes the intensity up a notch with its avant-garde hardcore sections paired against gorgeous bossa nova. Its dissonant chords ring loudly as the lyrics start probing… "Is it a bliss? To forget" and "Is it so wonderful?" The carousel is turning, and it's taking us to a very different place than where the album started.

Track seven, "Crush Kill Destroy Swag", in contradiction to the YouTube video it references, begins with beautiful pads, pianos, and strings, establishing a heavenly orchestra-like sound before switching to a funkier, bass heavy groove. It takes a darker turn in the middle with a mesmerizing darkstep beat accompanied by Vylet's vocals which eventually fade into the ether, leaving us in a void of scratchy, glitchy, eerie ambience…

…aren't you excited?…

Track nine, "Hush!" begins with Vylet delivering an intense vocal performance which feels like a cross between rap and spoken word before dropping back into a gorgeous synth-scape leaving you in awe. But don't let your guard down because it's just the eye of the storm and the intensity ramps back up into a grungy, heavy metal section. It might be the longest track on the album, but it will keep you on the edge of your seat the whole time.

Track ten, "Examining the Afterthought", is reflective in nature as its title suggests, giving the listener a break with some lighter synths playing over a radio broadcast of someone who sounds very much like Obama. The sound design is stunning with arpeggios rapidly speeding up and slowing down in waves, giving the track a very relaxed, ocean like feel.

Track eleven, "Flair for the Dramatic" features a slightly darker but incredibly deep sound which will leave you feeling exposed as the narrator confronts her shadow in the lyrics. Its chorus is one of the most rallying anthems of the whole album, and in its final iteration, it modulates up a half-step to given it even more intensity! In the second half, the synths give way to just an acoustic guitar and the vocals, creating a really vulnerable and special moment for the listener.

Track twelve, "Carousel", with its dark piano, violin solos, and its angelic vocals is hauntingly beautiful, building up to an incredible moment of catharsis. The track then turns into a moodier ballad with its bitter lyrics before turning again to a more hopeful sound with Namii's beautiful voice accompanied by piano. Much of the song is in 3/4, which gives it the perfect sensation of a Carousel spinning round and round.

After much of the album has explored darker themes and sounds, track 13, "Futura", is a departure from that to a brighter place. Its starts with just a few mellow synths, bass, and vocals before fully opening to a warm and hopeful sound complete with synthetic bells, guitar, and even a Theremin! Lyrics such as "no healing without pain; no clear skies without rain" also reflect this tonal shift and mark the restoration of balance.

Thus we arrive at track 14, "Creekflow", which opens with the glitchy carousel motif looping on itself, soon to be joined by acoustic guitar and strings. The texture is fluid and crisp like the sound of a brook of light flowing and made complete by Vylet's blissful vocal performance. Not to leave without a bang, the sounds explodes at the halfway mark before fading back into the sound of the creek. The end of "Creekflow" immediately leads back into "Let's fly to the Castle!" to complete an entire spin around the carousel.

The album stands as an incredible accomplishment! The concept is stellar, its execution wondrous, and there's so many genres and idea packed into it that it will keep you engaged well beyond your first listen through. Great work Vylet!

[spinscissor]

SBD Gang Gang - ChatSBD (Prod. SpinScissor)

The future is now... are you ready???

[ponysongbracket]

Brony Song Tournament

Please listen to both songs (at least in part) before voting

Getting Stronger

Derpy Hooves vs Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Content Warning: violence)

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

The genres of brony music

- villain song that rocks the heavens and induces orgasm

- "Have you met my neighbor Derpy Hooves? Shes so fucking cool"

- the most aggressively homosexual song you've ever heard

- the barely remembered plot of some fanfiction the musician skimmed once

- the worst rapping you've heard in your life

- gleefully naughty drinking song for late nights on Berrytube

- the princesses being a lot cooler than they ever were in canon

- "My OC could beat (or in at least one case, kiss) your OC in a fight"

- "what if everyone DIED"

- "what if everyone was EVIL"

- "what if my waifu loved me"

[chunkysoup22]

how would you say your music taste has changed over the years? we all started with nightcore amvs and build up from there but im just wondering how you judge what is/isn't good to you music wise. also I lalalalalove your banner eek!!

LOL.. let me think. A thing about me is i was a freak/dork/nerd/weirdo as a child so i was blissfully unaware of real music(+pop culture in general). i discovered good music only very recently. let me try to bang out a rough timeline

0-7: disney songs

8-13: brony fan songs/songs i heard from MAPs or furry animations and speedpaints on yt

14-16?: ajj, lemon demon, lil peep and soundcloud rap

17-now: discovered the joys of music

as for how i judge music..! ill listen to pretty much any genre, but im not sure how i decide whats good and bad. heres the thingtheres something wrong with my brain so i listen to music like all day every day so the song just has to stimulate my brain stems or whatever thats the only requirement

[greetingsfromuranus]

why does liking ponies automatically make someone a girl? kinda regressive tbh

Ok I was referencing how certain bronys and brony youtubers ended up being trans women (see: Digibro and many of her fans). Dirk's interests in music (rap specifically), ponies, and computer shit reminded me very much of those communities where there's alot of trans women on youtube who bonded over those shared interests. It's kind-of a niche reference so I understand if nobody got it.