Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?
Regulus: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Sirius: YOU TOLD ME TO HEAT THE LASGANA AND MAKE IT QUICK, SO I DID IT QUICKLY!
Regulus: BY FUCKING HEATING IN 500 DEGREES!
Sirius: IN FAHRENHEIT!!
Regulus: EXACTLY!!
Regulus: AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU SPILL A FULL CUP OF COFFEE OVER A TOASTER??!?
Sirius: I WAS DANCING!!
Sirius: WITH MY EYES CLOSED!!
Regulus: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DANCING -
*LATER*
James: *getting out of the car*
James: WHAT IN THE FUCKING -
Remus: James? You oka-
Remus: WHAT IN THE FUCKING -
(Remus house was burned down and the Black Brothers got a good scolding.)
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you belong to me and i belong to you and so on
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“katara is uptight and gets offended when anyone swears in her vicinity” has gotta be one of the lamest fandom jokes. for what it’s worth, i don’t think any of the atla kids wouldn’t swear out of some naive sense of propriety (with perhaps the exception of azula, because she’s an obedient goody two shoes who thinks coarse speech is for the lower classes), but katara would be one to swear a lot. she definitely swears more than sokka, although she’d also regulate her speech better so as not to offend those around her (especially if she is in the process of sucking up to an adult). sokka would swear just because he’s a grumpy, easily frustrated person whose choice of words reflects his frustration, but katara would swear out of her fundamental sense of rebellion. a deep thrill runs through her every time she says fuck or shit, because she is fourteen and away from the admonishing tongue of gran gran for the first time in her life. katara, toph, and aang are still young enough that saying “bad words” fills them with a sense of excitement over “breaking the rules,” whereas for sokka, zuko, and suki, that novelty wore off a while ago and it’s simply a part of their everyday speech. but while sokka is a teacher’s pet at heart who presents as a misanthropic asshole, katara is a mischievous ne’er-do-well at heart who presents as a beacon of polite decorum whenever she wants to get her way (typical elder vs younger sibling distinction). but you know that when katara is yelling at sokka, pakku, toph, zuko, and every other unfortunate soul who may find themselves on the receiving end of her wrath, she’s cramming in as many “what the fuck is your problem?!”s and “get your shit together!!”s as she possibly can. then again, katara would definitely respond with righteous indignation if toph cursed in front of her, but that’s hardly because katara is offended at toph for saying bad words. rather, it’s simply because she also happens to be. a massive hypocrite.
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Guy who only thinks about malevolent listening to the new crane wives song: getting a lot of malevolent vibes from this
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Why did you burn down my home
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Eddie never asks Dustin to convince Steve of anything. No, if Eddie thinks Steve needs some persuasion (like getting him to play DnD or taking them all to Indianapolis), he asks Max and El. Aka, Steve’s girls (sure Robin could be included but they are just one person at this point, morphed together). Dustin would annoy Steve into saying an even harsher no, but Max and El? Ooohhh, they give him one look and he absolutely crumbles.
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feeling vindicated about joever though
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Steve: is something burning?
Eddie: just my love for you<3
Steve: Eddie, the toaster is on fire
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essek: and while I am consecuted—
me, watching this for the third time:
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last night's episodes of totnt mostly irritated me with very bad pacing, which is a shame, because I was so charmed by the lead up. there have been too many redundant meetings and also too many people stopping to monologue about how sad it will be if Lee Yeon dies. >:( I was ready to have brainworms for at least two weeks, show. Also, going into the final episodes there has still been no actual explanation for why the main character abandoned his kid brother on a burning mountain with a dead puppy aside from "he was very sad." im beginning to question whether he was locked in a hell dimension at all.
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Damn dude i just scrolled through your whole persona tag. I always love it when i can like, see the progression of someone's artwork. genuinely really love your style. You got any more Sae stuff laying around? 100% fav character
while i understand that you looked through those posts of your own volition, the idea that anyone has seen what ive drawn at 15 or younger makes me feel like dying. granting a sae page as a thank-you and as an apology 🙏
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did anyone else just feel 8 years of fandom papyrus growth shatter into a million pieces and fall into the void
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he can have anything he asks for <3
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Btw all my dragonsteel warriors. If you see someone in either a “unironic Sadeas enjoyer” shirt (dec 5th), “Dalinar Sadeas kissie kissie” shirt (dec 6th), or “Dalinar big naturals” shirt (dec 7th), that’s me. Feel free to ask for an autograph or a photo op or whatever influencers do. Idk.
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i never understand why people react so negatively when i say i own spiders. do you think they're just running around my house causing havoc?
they legit sit in the same spot every day, they like to keep warm and stay in their hideouts. they're just little guys. the only ones that are active are my jumping spiders and even then they're very much busy making their webs/beds
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