Dick: [calling Jason]
Jason: What?
Dick: Jason! Jay, Jaybird. My favorite little brother whose taller than me. The best ex-crime lord I know-
Jason: What do you want?
Dick: [gasp] Can't I just call my brother to see how he's doing? To see if he maybe wants to come hang out?
Jason:
Jason: You ate all your cereal and microwave dinners, and want someone to cook you actual food, don't you?
Dick: ...
Dick: Jason PLEASE! I'm so hungry! All I have is gummy bears. I'll wash your motorcycle, or get you a new book. Just help me!
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Pete: I was gonna give Portis the nickname Porty, but I realized how much it sounded like those Porta Potty things... So I've been callin' him Plotty instead
Portis: So now it sounds like Potty.
Pete: ... wait...
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L + Ratio? Aren't those the gays from Death Note?
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Hey. You’re finally awake
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bag a legend? maybe you should bag some bitches 🤨
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Blitzø, to baby Loona: Okay, I’m gonna teach you some words to say. When you meet someone new, you say “I am Loona”. Try it.
Loona: I am Loona.
Blitzø: There you go! And when someone asks about you, you go “Yes, I’m very sweet”.
Loona: Yes, I’m very sweet.
Blitzø: D’aw, this is going great! Okay, now when someone says something you don’t like, you say “Go fuck yourself!”
Loona: Go fuck yourself!
Blitzø: No no, you need more oomph. “Go fuck YOURself”.
Loona: Go fuck YOURself!
Blitzø: There you go! That’s my baby!
Fizzarolli: And if someone makes a joke, you go like an air horn. “Bwam bwam! Bwam Bwam Bwam Bwam Bwam!”
Blitzø: No—!
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Thank you @lenny-link for your delicious TF2 gem art cause it inspired me to write TF2sona fanfiction….i haven’t written fanfiction since I was 12 💔
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The Capitol Freudian Slip:
"May the odds be never in your favor"
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Going from this (smug as can be)
to this (utter defeat)
is the universe giving Brennan the biggest vibe check ever
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