#but don’t boo me for it

[mof-rot]

I did this with other fandoms on my old acc, why not do it here?

[philosophers-shwag]

Can the Stardew Valley Characters fight? Bachelor Edition

Here, have this thing absolutely no one asked for even though i have other things i definitely need to be doing.

Disclaimer; I’m not an expert on every Stardew character, so these aren’t completely accurate. But if there’s something you think should be different, PLEASE, PLEASE ask/comment/reblog it. I would love to talk about it more.

Bachelorettes here

[coin-z3fs]

He’s not really happy with the comparison

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[kelpermoosee]

Have you seen him??? Now you have 🥰

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

Every episode of Hannibal season 1 has Will shaking and losing his grip on reality while Hannibal sits across from him in his study looking like he has a vibrator shoved so deep inside him that his spine is being played like a xylophone and people still have the gall to call it a dark detective drama

[lonely-fried-art]

every day I think abt how dev can either become a total loser (derogatory) or a total loser (affectionate) as a teen

[anniedreamwilldo]

and if I say that nick and charlie are a jegulus variant, what then?

[tennessoui]

it’s like baby gorl there’s no way I, the author who wrote the fic you’re commenting on and who is the intended audience for this comment, am gonna agree with you 😿🙏 some things can just stay on your chest 🙏

[beneath-the-mask]

Hot take but if Miquella was a girl I don’t believe the discourse surrounding his character would have arose with the dlc ending. Or at least it wouldn’t have been so bad. Like his ‘crimes’ are definitely not worse than Marika’s and yet I rarely see anyone genuinely hating on her character for what she’s done. Because she’s an attractive woman and that’s all that matters to some people.

Like he’s not at all the worst we’ve seen in a souls game and yet people are treating him like the devil. Suspicious, if you ask me…

[fatale-distraction]

BG3 Companions Social Media Headcanons Part 2

Here’s the rest of the companions! NPCs in Part 3!

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Halsin - animals and nature and more animals and more nature. He probably has several videos of guided yoga and meditation that are accidental thirst traps. Lots of "very beautiful, very powerful" videos. He's basically like Bob Ross and Steve Irwin had a baby. Not a lot of selfies, but if Tav steals his phone and takes some of them, he will post them. He also posts progress and finished pictures of his whittling. All of his followers are constantly asking where they can buy them, but they're not for sale. Once in a while he will gift one to a follower, mostly when Tav complains that their crafting shed is too full to move around in.

Jaheira - seven billion pics of her kids. The youngest ones all have a different assigned emoji covering their faces, and she refers to them by their emoji instead of by name. Total PTA mom but like a motocycle PTA mom. Yeah she brings cookies to the bake sale and they're the best damn cookies there or else, but she will also flip Karen and Donna over a fucking table if they even dare to open their dumb faces about another fucking book ban. Also somehow the chillest gardening videos on the planet. Lots of unwilling selfies with Minsc. If you hate it so much why do you post them Jaheira?????????? Does not understand how hashtags work. Uses all of them. Comments lots of supportive things on other people's posts but also "wash your face. Did you eat? Stop making that stupid expression."

Minsc - Boo. Ten thousand selfies with his best friend Jaheira and Tav. Boo. Muscles. Boo. Emojis. Boo holding funny tiny things. Often features in Karlach's Jack-ass and parkour videos. Boo.

Minthara - I refuse to murder tieflings and haven't tried the new knock-out option yet so I have no idea what she's like, but I'm gonna wing it anyway. BDSM queen. We've all seen her camp clothes, you know she is. Problematic content and comments, constantly suspended for violating TOS. How she hasn't been banned outright yet is unclear. Drow-supremacist, male-exclusionary radfem (not a TERF, though, Minthara says trans-rights and this is a hill I am willing to die on). Flame wars with Kar'niss and Nere.

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Part 1 here!

Part 3 here!

Part 4

[robinsversion]

So to recount everything that’s happened in the past 24 or so hours, give or take:

James Somerton releases an “apology” and reactivates his patreon

James almost immediately deletes said apology, deactivates his patreon again, and puts out a community post statement saying that he was obviously not in the right headspace to make that video

A major author in the self-publishing space, Mark Dawson, is accused of mass plagiarism in his books (hey James you have a friend)

Todd in the Shadows breaks records (well his own) by uploading his Worst Hit Songs of 2023 video earlier than he’s ever released a Worst list before despite putting it on hold momentarily to make a nearly-two hour video debunking a ton of misinformation spread in James’s videos. Oh, and this video has a reference to James in the intro.

[firstkanaphans]

Perth ratatouille-ing his nongs at the Thai Festival in Tokyo

[heartshapedcaskett]

The night I took these I heard hissing in the woods and a horrendous wave of freezing air rushed over my body. The tell-tale signs of the Carolina haints my grandma spoke of.

[beetlecakes]

And what if I said Ezekiel Jones has given Baird a Mother’s Day card because she is the only one who has ever shown genuine and unconditional care and love towards him

[yennao]

In case y’all were starting think I was doing something with my life, nope! I’ve made these Tens for nobody but me! Have a nice day!

[dreamings-free]

Louis in a bar in Sydney, Australia 9/2/24