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eggwishing · 2 months ago
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jasprose doing the dreamworks face is making me sick
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rivertigo · 3 months ago
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I made this collage last April and I have these items or equivalents of the items with the checks. this summer about to be NASTYYYY!!
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soup-is-nice-sometimes · 22 days ago
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me when i change my word document font to the ao3 desktop font (lucida sans unicode if anyone was curious) so i write my essays better
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bougiebutchbinch · 27 days ago
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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
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penumbraphantasm · 3 months ago
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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
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beaft · 3 months ago
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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
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snaxle · 8 months ago
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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nightmare-from-heaven · 4 months ago
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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shamebats · 1 month ago
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This paints such a beautiful picture
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wacklemons · 1 month ago
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lets scream with mama
TERFS STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT RESPECT TRANS WOMEN GET OFF MY BLOG!!!!!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!
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rowanisawriter · 2 months ago
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
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koobiie · 6 months ago
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i feel strongly about this
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mudboyman · 1 year ago
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Light answers a tough question
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dullanyan · 2 months ago
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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.
u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,
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beaft · 3 months ago
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:
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