#but i have to go to work

[tofuingho]

I have ANGST!

And a 2 3 4 5 6 7

Imagine, if you will:

Jack and Maddie Fenton are hot af and are okay with a bit of polyamory. They've shared a few people here and there. (This is why Vlad is obsessed with them. They wouldn't sleep with him because Maddie thought it would be a bad idea.)

Including Bruce Wayne.

A bit after that, Maddie realizes she's pregnant. Obviously, they're smart enough to realize that there's a slight chance the baby might not be Jack's.

So out comes Danny and they do a DNA test.

Jack Fenton, you are NOT the father.

They start trying to get into contact with any of the people who could be Danny's dad to get them to do a test.

Test after test comes back negative.

It's down to the last one. The one that won't return their calls. They've tried everything they can think of, short of going to the press.

They send him one last message.

"You have a son. His name is Danny."

They never receive any response.

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

There are plenty of reasons to be sad over andriel but the fact that they are both most likely at least somewhat triggered by their own smiles is this morning’s

[palmtreepalmtree]

The other day I was telling a friend how they should use Ancient Aliens as a teaching device for high school students to develop their media skepticism skills. Among many techniques the show uses is that it sandwiches actual experts from legitimate academia between alien-ologists.

I wondered to my friend whether these historical experts actually know what show they're being interviewed for when they agree to appear.

This morning in my half-awake state, in the middle of an episode about the Ark of the Covenant, I recognized one of the expert voices...

It's my Rabbi. My Rabbi is one of the experts being interviewed on Ancient Aliens.

[pigglepiephi]

Cursing the fact that in most of the country it’s a bank holiday tomorrow, but not the part of the country I live in 😕

Because if it was and I had the day off work tomorrow… I would totally stay up until 2am to watch Takara’s Treasure EP9 as soon as it’s released! 🤩

[1833outboy]

it is truly fall out boy forever and ever 🥺🥹

[gothglam]

I slept so poorly last night 😞 jolting awake every thirty mins

[typingbunny]

Daddy’s home 🎵🎶

They really pushed me until 4 pulls guaranteed smh I literally don’t have a single pull left T—T

[twicethetrouble]

i have played all of like 5 hours of FF7 Rebirth, and all i can say is

1- It's amazing. I've done absolutely no story progression past the chocobo farm. I love it.

2- I would kill for Chadley

[egcdeath]

me, changing the color of my blog and my profile picture: rebranded 😄

[lulue-xie]

Too tired to exist

[glitzybunny]

The internet makes me sleepy tired, might sleep for the rest of time

[starridge]

also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw

[dovesick]

endless night

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

[fatbitchonalifelongdiet]

feeling silly and whimsical !! (dizzy and sleep deprived)

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.