twisted wonderland characters as things i've heard in the locker room... pt.3
(yall re probably like "what the hell val? another one🤨🤨 yes. another one. ans for my new readers- im on the boys team as a gril)
(yuu is what i responded)
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floyd: sometimes i just feel like i wanna kill myself
ace: me too man
jamil: im actually gonna kill myself.
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ace: sticking our your gyatt...
floyd: for the rizzler...
jamil: get out.
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ruggie: i love you man have a good game
leona: yeah.
ruggie: your not gonna say i love you back?
leona: what if i killed myself
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yuu: someone hook me up
kalim: i have a cousin i dated for three months before realizing she was my cousin, i could hook you up with her!
yuu: what th???
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ace: yeah and the worker was like "dont open door i told you dont open door!" (filipino accent)
deuce: oh oh and then he was like "i scold you, you open door again i hit you!" (filipino accent.... not filipino)
ace: ohawh.. man uh.
deuce: what?
yuu: dude you cant say it like that since your not asian
deuce: what? but you talk like a hispanic person all the time?
yuu: i wonder why.
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riddle: okay, lets just move on from the accent thing alright?
deuce: yep! ill stick to my accent and stop using others
trey: howdy y'all, good game mate
deuce: howdy mate! good gam..
riddle: ...
deuce: ill stop using other accents... starting now
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cater: hispanics are so HOTT like you guys dont get it
jack: shut up were meditating before the game quit it with your hispanic fetish.... god
cater: you guys dont get it.
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ace: personally, i listen to justin bieber
jamil: im more into lana del rey
jack: megan for me
floyd: i listen to cardi b! how about you, yuu?
yuu: laufey and alex g
malleus: i love you (listens to both)
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malleus: mary or sarah?
yuu: sandy
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ace: yo dude i think yuu might be buffer than jack
deuce: no way???
ace: YUU JACK
yuu:huh
jack: hm?
ace: can you both flex your muscles???
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jack: you are not buffer than me.
yuu: shut up hoe, this is why i got a bigger dick than you
jack: you have a penis?...
yuu: for sure bigger than yours.
(i do in fact, not have a penis)
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floyd: okay so listen guys, we need to get the shampoo and shove it upp our areolas and run around naked on basket field
azul: who.. wha??? oh my god are you high?
yuu: its the ace incident all over again...
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epel: yuu genuine question, what does pussy taste like
yuu: ....? it tastes like pussy?
epel: i just ate a pussy.
yuu: man....good for you i guess? wait WHAT
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(for context a bird flew into the glass and flew into the locker rooms)
deuce: OH MY GOD?!?
epel: KILL IT
kalim: no dont kill it!
ace: yuu do something!!!!
yuu: why are you asking me? your the man
floyd: JUST DO SOMETHING
yuu: ugh.... men only act proud and strong to flaunt.
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floyd & kalim: THERES A SPIDER
kalim: JAMIL HELP... me?
jamil: *fucking hiding on top of the lockers*
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yuu: why didnt i become a cheerleader.
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thinking about Giles and Evil Queen. the bitter irony they hold. how Giles always believed his students should be able to step out of their pre-destined pages and write their own stories and then one of them does.
but it's the Evil Queen who does. she already has poisoned Wonderland and taken the Storybook of Legends, and if she doesn't get stopped who knows what other evil deeds she might commit. so she gets banished to the mirror realm.
Giles still believes everyone should get to chose their destiny, but what happened to his old student continues to haunt his mind. how funny it is that Evil Queen did what he wished. how funny it was how he was there to trap her in the mirror. how funny it is that he punished his own student for what he taught. but no one is laughing.
and to twist the knife he gets betrayed by his own brother, the same person with who he banished the Evil Queen, and gets trapped below the school, away from others eyes and no one to understand him. now both him and Evil Queen are in their own prisons with no hope of freedom for the same crime they commited in different ways.
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small leisurely moments like these mean more than expected
ok hi triglycergang. it's AUGUST?!?!?! ugh,,,, anyways here's my like once a month art piece because i am a slow ass artist. the mtt are supposed to be chatting at a park during sunset!!! also new au just dropped
you wonder why killer dust and horror are wearing those DISGUSTING outfits??? you wonder where killer's soul is??? well it's all gone in this au which is called uhhh.
jk fashion au... wooooo!!
first things first to know: this au is NOT my idea. it was originally someone on twitter's idea to dress sans aus up in nanchatte seifuku but i think their account got deleted/banned. and i cant find the account because it was a japanese account and probably has some random username. so just remember that this isn't my idea but i guess my own twist on it. i really wish i could find the og creator,,,,
second thing to know: what the fuck nanchatte seifuku/jk (just kidding) fashion even is. here's the link to read for yourself: https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Nanchatte_Seifuku. yeah that's jk fashion. i really loved this au when i found it originally because i myself dress up in jk and also i just really love soft fluffy things like this. this au isn't gonna be angsty or particularly elaborate or anything i just wanted cute things and women in my murder time trio. also this isn't gyaru btw
third thing: uhh my inspirations for this??? well my main one that i really wanna focus on is that feeling of happy sentimental melancholy. you know like after you finish a really fun day hanging out with your friends and youre on the drive home and look back at how fun the day was? that's what i wanna encapsulate :3 also i think that the day to day school life is really cute and sweet and i wanna make more designs for the other aus so my trio can have more people to hang out with
well uhhh i think that's it?? mayhaps i shall begin drafting up other designs for the other aus. i wanna make little mini comics for this too like 4koma because i love those short yet sweet comics!!! should i tag this? i think i should tag this perchance. also extra mtt notes/full designs below became i love these three they're my daughters
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at what point is an intro post necessary?
OH WELL HERE IT IS!
my name on here is skate, im a minor, im a girl, i use she/her pronouns and i have no idea what im doing!!
im in highschool so im a busy girl and i will complain about school
some fun facts about me are: i play 6 instruments and sing, i like reading, my favourite season is winter, i speak a fair amount of french and italian and i can crochet.
im also mentally ill so just prepare yourself for that!
most of my posts are about osemanverse but i love taylor swift and will not shut up about her. i am in a pitch perfect and dead poets society phase at the moment so expect some of that too and mostly i post whatever else pops into my head at the time.
my asks are open and i love answering literally anything and if you ask a question ill probably fall in love with you or smth
my tags are 'skate has words' for my writing 'skate answers' for answering asks and 'skate rants!' for rants obviouslyyyy
also my messages are open and, yes, i am extremely awkward, i would LOVE to be friends !! i need to add that i am very unwell sometimes for long periods of time and will sometimes just not respond to messages. i am sorry but ill get there eventually.
im very infrequent on here and will sometimes forget tumblr exists for weeks so im never ignoring you im just stupid and i have memory issues
if youre gonna be mean to pretty much anyone i dont really want you here. just dont be an asshole guys.
anyway have a good day !! :)
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