#but i really like the name Parker

[aardvaark]

im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.

[brionysea]

Hardison, trying to manage this massive life change and balance Parker's odd, unashamedly offered opinions on the new HQ (lasers, because Parker likes lasers? hell yeah! trying to name Eliot's brewpub? babe, we talked about this, remember? it's for him, we need to not scare him off...) with Eliot's 1. reluctance to let himself have nice things and 2. inability to let Hardison - or god forbid, Parker - run this place: I know! Suggestion box!

[lildoodlenoodle]

We agree Ding Ding is named after the fact she either sounds or functions like a doorbell right? We also agree she, maybe unintentionally, functions as an ESA for Noir to help in dealing with his trauma after EVERYTHING.

[0rph1x]

look at them look at them look at them look at them look at th

[mightymizora]

Sometimes I get a cold sweat imagining what the Dragon Age fandom would have been like if we'd had things like Cameo around DAI coming out.

[wallpaper-inside-my-heart]

💚 Smoshblr December Wrapped #2 💚

Who are smoshblr's favourite crew members?

Our winner by direct votes is Gen Z rep Erin Dougal 🥳

With musical talent Josh Fleury coming in second! 🙏

And queen Kiana & Garret both tying for third place 🧡💙

Since Spencer and Tommy are sorta grey area between smosh & crew, a lot of ppl named their as their faves, while also picking a top 3 amongst the crew members who spent less time on camera. So that is why these two still ended up on top for this question. 🫶🩵

So here are the top 11 most voted crew members:

Since there are so many ppl working hard behind the scenes at smosh, there was a wide selection to choose from, by the lovely ppl participating in the smoshblr dec challenge 🫶

So to make sure, everyone gets their due appreciation 💕

Here are the top 12-22 crew members:

Also honorable mentions to Erica, Greg, Lizzie, Sarah Whittle and Mallory for each receiving one vote as well💚

[johnmalevolent]

okay so like. weve heard faroe's voice. we've heard daniel even before 33. we've heard james.

when (if ever) we hear parker's voice i dont think I'll make it

[bunisher]

rewatched nwh and currently having frankpeter brainrot

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

While a straight "Life of Pi" daemon AU would be fairly boring and less whimsical than either half of its source material, I do think that anyone writing a daemon AU for a different fandom and finding themself in need of random supporting background characters should consider bringing in Pi Patel, Indian-Canadian Hindu-Christian-Muslim religious philosopher and zoologist with a giant Bengal tiger daemon and a wild backstory that's never directly relevant to the plot

[spider-man-2o99]

real reason the parkers arent around in 2099 is cause may looked at peter and mj getting a divorce every other week when she was like 14 and decided to end their bloodline by never having kids

SDDSVVJ YALLRE GONNA PUT ME OUTTA WORK BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN BLOG LIKE THIS,,

[isaei]

i kinda wanna remake. wawawawa

[midnightfangz]

There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much

[eldritcheden]

re your post about the potential of Parker being pregnant- it got me thinking and, oh my god, it could give so much more depth to Eliot’s excitement/joy at thinking about “cute little baby clothes” in redemption season two episode nine if he and/or Parker and/or Hardison have started looking into things like that (and it works regardless of it’s the ot3 or P/H and uncle Eliot)

Omg YES!!!!!!!! You're right!!!!! Hahaha also imagine them all going baby clothes shopping and bickering over the style of clothes to buy!!

Anddddd also now I'm imagining Eliot with a baby carrier pappoose thing, and he has little matching outfits with the baby!! And it's all cuddled up in the carrier on his back while he cooks the most gourmet baby food on the planet!!

Idk but the Eliot + baby combo brings me the absolute most joy. I mean it all brings me joy lbr.. Alec teaches the baby basic sign long before it can communicate verbally, meanwhile he's hacking the cia in the background, there are colourful flashcards and empty orange soda bottles scattered everywhere! Parker talks to the baby like it's a fully grown adult and the baby is also definately autistic too, cause it does run in family's and I'm gonna combust!! It's a little girl, she's perfect and clever and the best bits of all of them!!!!!! And Brea does her hair but refuses to change nappys, and Harry's been there done that and is actually very helpful and Sophie is the most doting grandmother figure you've ever seen and loves sneaking the baby into every con she possibly can!

Maybe, just maybe, one day, when the little one is all grown up and kicking ass and taking names and doing good in the world, Eliot can look at this person that he helped to raise and loves as his own and finally, finally recognise in them the immense good of his legacy and not just the old wrongs and he can can actually feal like he's earned redemption!!

It's a baby, it's new begginings, it's legacy, making the future better for and with them!!! What a great layer to add to add to a show exploring redemption!!!

Wow. Where am I? Who am I? I just got lost in a leverage fugue state. This started with think about cute baby clothes.....

[thekenobee]

Remember when Jack didn't want to talk with his former shipmate about Surprise being sold out of service so he got him drunk instead

[geekynightowl1997]

Fans of Leverage:

How concerned should I be with season 3? Are all my babies gonna be okay?

[normaltothemax]

An Assortment of Dialogue Prompts ❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜ for max

“What, like a bodyguard?”

Part of her wants to scoff at the idea. Insist she doesn’t need protection, that she can take care of herself just fine, thank you very much. She’s dealt with things on her own for longer than he’s been around—she doesn’t need his protection.

At the same time, she’s scared, as much as she might not want to admit it. That vision, the knowledge that, if she goes home now, there will be men there waiting for her, men that will stick a needle in her neck, knock her out, and take her somewhere…it’s rattled her. After seeing that, the idea of having Bucky around, the thought of him being able to keep her safe, is an incredibly tempting one.

Still, she has to ask.

“Why would they be afraid of you?”

Sure, he’s pretty built, and he’s got a mean glare, but he’s not scary. Intimidating at first glance, maybe, but scary? Max knows what he’s like. They hang out, talk about books, play cards. She likes to annoy the shit out of him, but even when he puts on his murder face, she’s never been concerned.

And…how would he know these guys would be afraid of him, anyways? He doesn’t even know who they are.

Right?

All of a sudden, she feels like there’s something off, here. There’s some pieces of the puzzle missing, so the picture doesn’t make sense. Brows furrowed, she frowns at him.

“What aren’t you telling me?”

@lamentingwclf (x)