I have caught the worst strain of covid-19.
The variants on this illness are fucking STRONG. They’re dastardly daring and dutifully debilitating. please be safe out there my immunocompromised friends & mutuals. I wouldn’t wish this agony on my worst enemy.
& FOR THE RECORD, YOUR HONOR,
I LOOKED LIKE THIS ⬇️ YESTERDAY but today I am a corpse.
when life slows you down, appreciate its timing and roll with the very brutal jabs or whatever…
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why do u get so much more desperate over dick when you know you can’t get it
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finally replied to a guy i had on delivered for 2 months
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you know what? fuck you. *draws the tower*
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it feels so peaceful logging off of other social media and going onto pinterest and tumblr
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the feminine urge to think that every woman I’ve ever fallen out with was a platonic soulmate that i was meant to rule the world with.
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the feminine urge to claw my fucking eyes out
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i be jealous of my friends’ friends but i really need to remember that im the best friend ever and that they’re mine 😊 mine not yours likeee
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I am strictly a girlboss but I am sick so sue me if I don’t want to go to work and want to be babied
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Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.
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