#but idk!!! could be a really funny fucking prank

[babyboybuckley]

Gonna do a painting a day until they tell us the truth

[love-belle]

you're losing me !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's losing him and he's not fighting for her either.

or

for when you lose someone you thought you'd spend your lifetime with. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader

sequel - i hope i never lose you ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language

author's note - my heart broke while writing this :// still, i hope u like it!! lmk if u want a part ii though i'll write it anyway. i love you, thank you for reading <3

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yourusername when the flowers that we'd grown together died of thirst

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username MOTHER?????

username max :///

username if they break up i simply give up, it's that easy x

lewishamilton sending you hugs and love from me and roscoe ❤️

-> yourusername missing you both ❤️

username guys............what if they did b word u word ?

-> username don't spread lies 😘😘😘

-> username they break up and i stop believing in love ☺️

lilymhe i could be a better boyfriend just saying 😮‍💨

-> yourusername you're already my wife 😘

username we really went from "the first flowers he ever brought me became my favourite" to "when the flowers that we'd grown together died of thirst" huh

username im just gonna ignore this!!

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maxverstappen1 pole position!!

very happy that we managed to put the best bits together for qualifying today! great work by everyone in the team redbullracing & hondaracingglobal 👏

looking forward to be racing again tomorrow 👌

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username NO Y/N????????

username im delulu

username is it just me or did he not seem really into it like idk

-> username if me and my fiancée broke up i'd be the same

danielricciardo proud of you mate! 👏

username need y/n to comment rn so i can be at peace

username nice prank guys 😐😐 REALLY funny 😐😐😐

username NO BC THE WAY HE ALMOST MENTIONED Y/N WHILE TALKING TO A REPORTER BUT STOPPED HIMSELF

-> username NO BC MY HEART BROKE SEEING

-> username they're really over huh

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f1newzzz formula one driver, max verstappen and singer/songwriter y/n y/l/n called it quits on their engagement, source close to the pair claimed. "they just wanted different things, their goals weren't aligning," the source explained, "marriage had seemed like the picture perfect ending at that time, when max had proposed, but in the long run, they both would've been very unhappy." though the exact reason for their split isn't very clear, many speculate that it was actually verstappen who ended their 11 month engagement. for more details, click on the link in our bio.

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username ur telling me that the woman who wrote "your past and mine are parallel lines, stars all aligned and they intertwined" about her man wanted "different things"??????? ok.

username max i just wanna talk ☺️☺️☺️

username no bc they were so in love everyone could see it

username she did not write "i don't wanna look at anything else now that i saw u" for u to write this fucking shit post

username "she's been my rock, my biggest supporter, my proudest fan and im very grateful for her, forever will be. i don't deserve her and i don't know what good i did to have her in my life but im very glad i do" NO WAY HE BROKE UP WITH HER

username idk man if u write 3+ albums about someone and stuff like "all that u ever wanted from me was sweet nothing" or "all's well that ends well to end up with u" the universe should it impossible for u to break up

username just a daily reminder that u should drink rat poison before falling in love bc it never works out

username the day i stopped believing in love

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yourusername you're losing me is finally yours. this is easily the most vulnerable, heartbreaking, raw and personal song that i have ever written and sharing it with you all is like sharing a big piece of myself. you are, at some point in their life, at a place where you're begging someone to love you the way you love them and i think that's a saddest thing someone can do, i've been there. this song is a messy compilation of my feelings, my thoughts and the enigma in my mind, i hope you like it. and finally, to that one person, thank you for being my forever. it was real.

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username I WOULDN'T MARRY ME EITHER A PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER WHO ONLY WANTED YOU TO SEE HER

username the way we went from "i'd marry u with paper rings" to "i wouldn't marry me either"

username DO SOMETHING BABE SAY SOMETHING

danielricciardo in awe of you and your talent 🤍🤍🤍🤍

-> yourusername danny i heart you

username no bc what really hurts is that throughout her albums and songs she's always been like "i can't wait to marry you!!!!" like from lover and paper rings and now it's hinted that max didn't wanna marry her and the way she's trying not to blame him by saying "i wouldn't marry me either"

-> username "she would've made such a lovely bride what a shame she's fucked in her head" to "i wouldn't marry me either"

username the way that some people were saying that they got married secretly and the whole time they were broken up and she still continued to act like everything was fine like my heart's hurting for her

username "thank you for being my forever, it was real" IM CRYING IH NY GKD

carmenmmundt the most talented person i know 🤍 i love you so much y/n/n

-> yourusername you own my heart 💌

username the 1 is gonna start hitting different now

-> username "it would've been fun if u would've been the one"

username her heartbeat in the song i died.

username thinking about "he didn't try at all though" vs. "do something babe say something"

[aonungstsahik]

Beauty | Ao’nung x Fem!Reader

you were a sully kid, neteyams twin sister. after you and your family got accepted you each got assigned teachers, yours was ao’nung. during lessons you easily got distracted but ao’nung likes that about you. (idk what to write)…

a/n- i skipped some parts of the movie…don’t be mad😞. also this is my first ever ff for anything! so if anyone has suggestions on to fix/work on please let me know! also request something and i might work on it!

warnings- ao’nung being himself, cussing, spellings mistakes and grammar

WC; 1,382!!

‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊

second person pov

ever since you and your family moved to the Metkayina clan, you and your siblings have been constantly harassed by ao’nung and his friends during your teaching sessions.

whenever during your lessons you been so distracted by the natural beauty of wildlife under water. almost drowning 3 times. ao’nung noticed this after your lesson where you nearly drowned, and where you two started to become friends

‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊

flashback to the first lesson

ao’nung noticed the first time when you weren’t there. you would always complain how tiring it was and you need a break. so you weren’t there, he panicked because you were far from any land. he was not about to have your death on his hands.

there he saw you giggling as fishes were swiming by you, tickling you. a small smile coming to his face when he saw you.

it went away as soon as you started to grab your throat. you were starting to drown. ao’nung swam to you as fast as he could. grabbing you by your arms helping you reach the surface.

“what were thinking!,” he shouted at you as you coughing. you still were in his arms.

“i wasn’t thinking…i was distracted by the beauty of this place…” you looked at him. waiting for another scolding, instead he just laughed at you. you started to smile, “it’s not that funny! it’s a really bad habit of mine,” you said while slightly giggling while you splashed water at him.

“oh, you wanna start that?,” he said while laughing. he as you splashed you with water as hard as he could. ao’nung started to laugh at your state, jaw opening and dripping in water.

“ao’nung!!,” you shouted at him “you’re going to fucking pay for that,” you said as you punched him in the arm. his eyes grew muttering ‘oh shit’ under his breath. he dove underwater trying to run away from you as you couldn’t swim like him.

𓆝.°

recap before present day

over the next few days and weeks, you and ao’nung would get closer and closer. he started to bully you a lot less and he even was being nicer to you siblings, aka not pulling anymore pranks or saying rude things to them.

you and him would even hang out outside lessons, just by yourself. you felt your felt yourself starting to like him but you didn’t want to be reject by ao’nung. even though your whole family was teasing you and your ‘boyfriend’.

whenever there was no one around at the beach or underwater, he would be touchy with you. rubbing his hand against yours or even putting his tail on yours while you guys sat on the beach and talked about how different each of your homes were. and every time he would touch even sightly you get all nervous and blushly, you tired hiding it every time too.

he always saw you blush and thought you were adorable. ever since the first lesson ao’nung thought you were different from everyone he has every saw. and he loved that about you. he knew he liked you and ao’nung knew from his sister, Tsireya, that you liked him too. he just waiting for the perfect day to tell you…

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present day, almost two months since you came

you were swimming with ao’nung for your ‘lesson’. ao’nung started to make up lessons just to spend with you since your siblings or someone were always with you. and he just wanted you to himself.

˚𓆛your pov

i was swimming behind ao’nung as i kept getting distracted by the wildlife. whenever a fish would swim right by me i had to stop and play with it. ao’nung could always tell when i wasn’t by him and i could see him whip his head around and smile when he saw me, i would smile back giggling. he swam up to me signaling up to the surface and i nodded to him.

“i want to show you somewhere, so no more distractions okay?,” he said to me while sightly turning his head to the side rising one brow.

i nodded and wrapped two fingers, “i promise ao’nung,”

he scoffed, “thank you tìlor,” as soon as i heard that word i started to blush. i tried hiding it by diving in the water. I signaled to him to hurry up. ao’nung smiled before he dove down where i was, motioning me to follow him.

we swam for what felt like forever, it was 5 minutes. he took an area underwater that had a cave, with a place where we could breathe.

“sooo, what makes this place so special

…?,” i asked, staring up at him as sitting on ground kicking his feet in water. i was right next to him but in the water, resting my head on my arms softly kicking my feet.

he looked down at me meeting my eyes. “i come here to calm down or even be by myself. i never brought anyone else here,” i lifted my head and smiled at him. “i need you to sit up here please, i want to you right in front of me please,” ao’nung asked me. i nodded and i was trying to pull myself up, he grabbed me by my arms lifting me up.

“thank you” i whispered, i started to get nervous. wondering all the things he could have said to me. maybe today was the day i was going to let it spilt.

“y/n?” ao’nung asked bringing me out of my thoughts, i nodded. he looked down, reaching for my both of my hands to take in his. he was holding my hands so gentle almost like i was going to break because of him. “i need to tell you something really important,” he looked at my eyes. my smile started to grow almost like i knew what he was going to say.

“y/n. i..um” he started stuttering and turning red. i giggled at his state making him look up and squint his eyes at me. “y/n, i..i like you…,”

my smile grew so big showing my more of my teeth now, “ao’nung,” i said “i like you too,” i took one of my hands and put it on his face rubbing his cheek. i scooted closer to him, “can i kiss you?,” i asked.

“that’s not fair i’m meant to ask tìlor,” he pouted, “but yes,”. his little smirk was one of the things you liked about him. you leaned in kiss him but as soon as you barely touched his lips he scooted away.

“ao’nung!?,” i questioned him, tilting my head and pushing my eyebrows together.

“cmon y/n you know you gotta work harder than that,” he laughed at me, he leaned in to my ear whispering “catch me for it,” and with that he was gone in the water before i could react.

i jumped in the water after him, i saw him swimming away looking behind him to see me chasing him. the chasing probably went on for a minutes before i couldn’t hold my breathe anymore. i swam to the top, looking down trying to see him but i couldn’t. as soon as i was about to go down again i felt something wrapped their arms around my waist. i screamed and turned around ready to punch someone. but it was him, ao’nung, all smiles and giggles.

“hey,” he said looking down at me, “you know you look so cute when you pout after you don’t get your way,” he moved his hand to cup my face, i slapped his arm and he yelped.

“i think you owe me a kiss,” is all i said as my eyebrows were raised. he chuckled at me and muttered a quick ‘yeah yeah’. he pulled me into a kiss that lasted for ten seconds. after the kiss i rested my forehead against his chest trying to hide me blushing so much.

“y/n,” i looked at ao’nung, who was already looking down at me, i looked up at him and nodded. he pushed some hair out of my face and smiled. “i see you tìlor,” he said and he leaned down to kiss my forehead.

END

translation;

tìlor-beauty

[hopesangelsprite]

Illumi HCs I feel No One Else Has

(btw why does it look like he's about to put in work on a bi- nvm 💀)

Illumi is deffo either a genius or really good at hiding the fact that he has zero thoughts behind his eyes-

has a rock hyper fixation (istg he's a literal penguin give him a pebble and he'll be satisfied)

when he's in a silly goofy mood, he's in a silly goofy mood and there's no limit to the number of shenanigans he'll get into

He's definitely pulled some of the wildest pranks you've ever seen when he feels like it

He's a biter. That's it, he will definitely nibble on you when cuddling (and will bite at random times simply bc he could).

Will sit in your lap when he wants your full attention.

Has no gauge of his strength bc he's always around strong mfs

Therefore, him getting his licks back are horrendous-

Ass or boobs? Thighs. He's a thigh man for sure (but yeah ass too lol)

Will and has used common phrases you say to relate more to you so expect random slang terms

Is a fashion icon with zero filter so expect heavy criticism "There's no way you'll be seen with me looking like... whatever that is." "You tacky little shit- Go change immediately." "I've never wanted to kms, but your outfits are making me reconsider..."

Has a potty mouth and has definitely called both Hisoka and Chrollo "bitch", "fuck boy", and "hoe" on several occasions

Is the perfect driver but prefers to drive like a bat outta hell for the aesthetic (also bc he and the speed limit don't see eye to eye)

Will sometimes grin and release a little bloodlust to spook you

Is very babygirl and girly pop but hates it when you call him either of those.

When he's away on longer missions, he'll horde gifts he's bought for you to have unboxing days when he gets back

Keeps his nails long bc he likes the look (manipulates them to be shorter for... extracurricular activities 😉)

Color coordinates your outfits when y'all go out so everyone knows you're with him

Not big on PDA but won't let you out of his grip when behind closed doors

Is INCREDIBLY touched starved and has to have a hand on you when you nap together (mostly your chest and crotch idk why idk idk idk)

Remember when I said he was an ass man? And when I said he doesn't know his strength? Yeah, he'll smack your ass and damn near send you flying AND THE MF FINDS YOUR PAIN FUNNY

Most definitely a sadist. End of discussion.

Has broken several beds of yours during extracurricular activities.

Favorite petnames for you: wife, my love, liege, little thing.

Favorite petnames from you: pretty boy, lover boy, doll, honey.

Often when you think he's staring he's actually thinking about the most random shit known to mankind-

[END of pt. 1]

[rhondafromhr]

Max and Steph roleswap AU where Steph’s the school bully/self-proclaimed God of Hatchetfield High. She started dictating what everyone can and can’t do and who’s cool and who’s a nerd and whether Kyle can date Brenda (the answer’s still no, by the way!) to gain a sense of control. Solomon scrutinizes her every move and doesn’t let her do ANYTHING that might make him look remotely bad and affect his reelection prospects. Her mom dissapeared after winning the Honey Queen pageant (but as far as Steph knows she just up and left). She has absolutely no control in her home life and had to find it elsewhere.

Do you see my vision?? We’d get a sapphic Stephgrace version of Dirty Girl. We’d get Mariah as the villain. She’s the star QB. To impress the high school football obsessed voters, Solomon forced her to either do that or cheer. It turned out she was actually really good at it and she started getting praise and admiration for once (she also gets none of that at home). Between that and being the mayor’s daughter, nobody can stand up to her. Kyle and Jason are her lackeys. Kyle still gets punched in the face for calling Grace a two bagger. Max is around and he’s like “no, I agree with Steph, Grace is kinda cute” he gets decked in the face too because he BETTER not be thinking of asking her out (poor Jason has to carry them both out).

Max is still a jock, but he plays a sport nobody at Hatchetfield High really cares about (idk lacrosse maybe), so he’s more of a fringe cool kid. Not having the power over the school he has in canon, he had to find a different way to cope with his Whole Deal so became more apathetic and adopted a cool/tough guy persona instead. He usually manages to fly under the radar, but Steph does pick on him occasionally - she copes with Solomon constantly insulting her intelligence by doing the same thing to others and Max “I’m so fuckin’ scared of skele-uhns” Jägerman is an easy mark. Kyle usually joins in out of desperation for Steph’s approval. Jason will too, but only when the others pressure him into it.

Max needs to get his grades up or he’ll be kicked off the team, so he cheats off one of the nerds, gets caught and eventually asks them to tutor him. Doesn’t matter which one, pick your poison depending on which ship or friendship you want to be the Lautski of this universe. I’m gonna make it platonic and say Richie because I love their potential friendship dynamic, I love aroace Richie and I love treating friendships with the same narrative weight as romantic relationships. Steph says hell no, the Pasqualli’s incident happens and Grace convinces them all to plan the prank.

Of course, Steph wouldn’t fall for it like Max did. She realizes what they they’re up to almost immediately, but she’s still delighted. She finds it kind of funny and endearing that they thought they could scare her with cheap costumes and creepy music. She likes that they planned the prank to get her to change her ways because it means they still think she has the potential to be good. Then she falls and they do Grace’s bury the body plan, but this is the mayor’s daughter and the police can’t write it off like they do most disappearances in Hatchetfield so they’re hot on their trail.

Also, I’m losing it thinking about how powerful Solomon’s death would be. And how fucking scared Max would be during the summoning.

[dr3amlab]

wicked games, dm.

SUMMARY — Y/N Gorgon and Draco Malfoy have a long history of mutual hatred. You see, the two of them have been pulling pranks on each other since their 1st year at Hogwarts, to the dismay of their close friends and supervisors. However, after a prank left Y/N completely out of her mind, she decides that she'll pull her cruelest prank yet on Draco by pretending to be his secret admirer.

PAIRING — Draco Malfoy x reader

GENRE — series, enemies to lovers, rival, comedy (?)

WORD COUNT — 1631 words.

AUTHOR’S NOTE — I tried a new format of writing, I kinda want to try narrating like a movie ? idk if you caught that. tell me what you think, I'd really love that. Let me know if you want to be on the taglist!

PARTS. 1 2 3 4 5 6 finale

I. YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH.

“Really handsome, blond, tall and a son of a bitch.” These are the words you would use to describe Draco Malfoy if somebody ever asked you. Of course, you are not worried of ever saying the first four words of that sentence to anyone because, well, nobody would ever ask you.

It’s not that your opinion of the blond boy doesn’t matter, don’t get me wrong, but it’s just that your judgement of Malfoy is well known all across Hogwarts : you hate Draco, with a passion. Matter fact, if you had a gun with two bullets and you were in a room with Voldemort, Umbridge , and Draco, you would shoot draco, twice.

You must be curious on why you both hate each other so much ; Well for starters, it all started on the first ever day of Hogwarts when⎯

“Draco fucking Malfoy.”you yelled at the top of your lungs as soon as you felt a translucent-gooey-textured liquid being poured on the top of your head, slowly making its way on your shoulders. For the matter that drenched your upper body was unknown, you closed your eyes instantly, preventing whatever-that-was from infecting your eyes.

(I guess we’ll tell that story another day)

You quickly wiped your eyes with your fingers, wanting to see the culprit so you could give them a piece of your mind. But, of course, you knew damn well who would dare to pull this type of pranks at eight am.

There he was, right in front of you, Draco Malfoy, with his stupid platinum blond hair, laughing stupidly with his stupider friends. Oh, how his laugh was aggravating to your ears.

“What the fuck did you just pour on me Malfoy?”You gritted your teeth, angry as ever. Who in their right state of mind would be this bored to pull a prank this early in the morning?  

A smirk grazed his lips as he looked down on you. “What I just poured on you is troll snot.” His response earned a roar of laughter from not only his little clique, but the entire hallway which was, conveniently for Draco, busy at this time of the day. “And you think it's bloody funny you fucking tosser?” You said, disgusted as you helplessly tried to clean your hands on your skirt.

“Geez, Gorgon.” He chuckled as if you said the silliest thing ever. “Who shat in your cereals?” This statement made Crabbe and Goyle slap their knees and grab their stomach as it hurt with laughter. “Stop laughing! What's so funny you idiots?” You glared at them which made them stop at once.

You took a step towards the blond boy while looking at him straight into his eyes. “You're satisfied of yourself right now, aren't you Malfoy?” He took a step back, not sure of what's going to be your next move. “Are you du—” You were interrupted by a stern voice that silenced the entire hallway in a matter of seconds.

“What in Merlin's name is going on over here?” You didn't even need to turn around to see whose voice it is as you know it too damn well. Plus, the look on Malfoy only confirmed your suspicion. “Fuck, it's Snape.” He muttered shakily under his breath. “You are little coward, aren't you Malfoy?” You giggled bitterly finding his reaction way too funny. “Everybody go to class.” The professor continued. “NOW.”He demanded making every student watching the scene scurry to their first class of the day.

“Y/N Gorgon. Draco Malfoy.” Snape said in a severe voice. “What did you two scheme this time?” You turned around to look at the professor's face filled of exasperation. Well, can you blame him? There's not a single person in the world that wouldn't be tired of giving the same two students detention almost every day for the past six years. Yes, every day for the past SIX years.

Snape's presence didn't even bother you at this point, the man has seen you in all the possible situations and emotional states since the day you stepped foot into Hogwarts. So, unbothered, you continued talking to Draco as if Snape wasn't even in the room. “You will not get away with this Malfoy”you said through gritted teeth. “Trust, you will be dealt with.” You poked your index finger at his chest. “You didn't win yet, you fucking twat." The last statement earned you a smack in the back of your head from Snape.

“10 points out for Slytherin for your foolishness.” he said, disappointed. “I think you two already know the drill by now.” He sighed looking at the two of you in front of him. “Potions classroom. Cauldrons.” He said lifelessly, as usual.

“I think you are mistaken professor, we cleaned the cauldrons yesterday.” Draco said hurriedly. You quickly nudged Draco with your elbow. “Shut up Malfoy.” you mouthed.

“Would you rather help Filch on his cleaning duties?” Snape said already knowing your reaction. “No, sir.” You said quickly.

“Good.”He said before turning his back and leaving to Merlin knows where, but, then, he stopped his motions before turning back towards you and Draco. “Oh and Y/N.” You gulped. “Clean yourself before going to detention.” He brought his hand to his nose, waving it up and down as if to eliminate a bad odour. “The stench of troll snot isn't really pleasant for my nose. I think I speak for all of us” He turned back and disappeared quickly from the hallways which were empty by now, leaving only you and Draco who was currently laughing uncontrollably.

Of course, you didn't hesitate to kick him where the sun doesn't shine to make him shut up. And it did work.

                   ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

"And he got me fucked up if he thinks that he'll get away with this easily." You stormed into your room, muttering like a mad woman. "He really thinks" you sat yourself on your desk, slamming a piece of paper on it. "that I'm going to let this slide, huh?" you picked up your quill and started writing on the paper. "Malfoy, you don't know what's coming for your right now." you chuckled maniacally.

"What the fuck Y/N?" Athena, your roommate, said as she got out of your shared bathroom, looking like she just got out of the shower. "Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?" she questioned while looking at you curiously and leaning her body on the door frame of the bathroom. "By the way⎯ What in Merlin's beard is this horrid smell?" she scrunched her nose "And it's definitely not me cause I just hopped out of the shower." You glared at her. "Well, what about you?" you said, "aren't you supposed to be in transfiguration right now?" you looked back at your paper. "If you are wondering about the smell," you stopped writing your sentence and met her eyes, "Draco Malfoy poured troll snot on me this morning." you explained.

A look of horror displayed on Athena's face "Troll snot?" you nodded. "Yes troll snot." for a moment she looked like she was suppressing a laugh, but then she couldn't control it anymore and had a fit of laughter. "What are you laughing for you git?" You were utterly offended, why would your dearest friend laugh of your misery?

"I'm sorry love, it's just that it's kind of a good come back for your last prank." she put her hand in front of her mouth as an attempt to hide her smile. "I didn't think that he could top you putting green hair dye in his shampoo." she continued. "Sure." you said smiling as Athena reminded you of your last accomplishment. "So I suppose that you are planning your next prank, aren't you?" she pointed at the piece of paper you were writing. "You know, I think you guys should just kiss at this point." you pretended to gag at her last statement. "Don’t ever say that again Athena. It’s never going to happen." she leaned back from her previous position and started to walk towards you.

"And, yeah, I am." a huge smirk displayed on your face. "And what is it?" she said as she stood next to you. "Nothing." you said simply. "Nothing?" Athena confusedly said as she picked up your piece of paper. "Yeah, I'm just gonna take a step back and watch things unfold." You said while leaning back in your chair, your arms behind your head.

You watched Athena's reaction at your next prank with amusement. "Y/N! You are insane." she exclaimed with her eyes as wide as saucers. "I truly don't know how to feel about this one, it's really risky." she waved the paper in front of your face. "Don't worry about it, it's all fun." you snatched the paper out of her hand. "Besides, that's the adequate payback for what he did today." you smiled mischievously while reading at the words written in the piece of parchment."

Dear Draco,

You filled up my heart for the past years, and I can not thank you enough for bringing me so much joy.

You see, I'm always looking at you secretly and it's creepy, I know, but I can't stop my eyes for prying for every trace of you. You are the highlight of my every day, hour and second.

I feel butterflies in my stomach every time our eyes meet by accident, I feel happy when you laugh but sadness when I see a frown on your face. Oh, how I'm infatuated by you.

But see, pretty boy, a wave of sadness can't help but to wash all over me when I wonder if you even know my existence.

Darling, do you even know my name? do you know I exist?

yours truly,

your secret admirer.

"This is perfect." you folded the letter and put it in a pink envelope. "I don't know about this Y/N." Athena sounded genuinely worried. "It's all he deserves for ruining my day by pouring troll snot on me." you said nonchalantly.

"Yeah, speaking of troll snot." Athena scrunched her nose in disgust. "you should really take a shower."

[just-jordie-things]

omg i love the way u write jjk characters! i was reading ur work and had a scenario that i thought would be so fun to read from you if you like the idea! i was thinking abt if you got drunk with them at the school (like maybe all the students sneak to one persons dorm or something), how they would act drunk, how they would treat u, what would happen etc. my favs are toge and yuji but you could do whoever ofc!

ok idk if this is exactly what you were looking for but since i've wrtten a few fics now where drinking/partying was the theme, i'm gonna assign the jjk crews their party night roles lolol so enjoy

ITADORI YUUJI is the life of the party, obviously. he's the type to bring jello shots to the function and if no one wants them, he'll eat em all himself. he's the guy that you dare to do stuff as the night goes on. he's the guy that somehow, at the end of each party, is missing a shirt. did he go swimming? did someone spill on it? did he spill on it? (most likely) everyone laughs but no one really complains about it. he's always got a fun plan or game in mind to keep the night going, and everyone's happy to have him there.

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI is the shy-at-first guest. he's slow when he first gets there, and always claims he doesn't want to get too fucked up. he's got a never ending amount of excuses up his sleeve as to why he can't take that shot with you, or be your partner for beer pong. but give him an hour to warm up. he'll spend that time lining up a fire playlist and semi-mingling. the trick to getting him to loosen up? just a quick smoke first. don't jump on him with it, but if he sees a joint being passed around, he can't resist just a couple puffs. what's the harm, right? a couple puffs and he's giving in to whatever other party shenanigans come his way.

KUGISAKI NOBARA is in charge of the photography for the evening. everyone's instagrams and snapchat stories are well taken care of when she's around. in the early parts of the evening they're casual photos, fit checks, some candids of the laughing group as they play games or eat pizza. she's quite good with lighting and angles, and no one complains when she shoves her phone in their face. as the night goes on, she probably documents more than she should- toge drawing on yuuta's face while he's passed out, yuuji shirtless and covering himself in whipped cream on a dare- but it's always too funny to go through them the next day and delete half the evidence.

PANDA is the dancer. if he's drinking, he's dancing. it doesn't matter how many drinks are in his system. it doesn't matter if the music is particularly fun- or even playing. he's got too much excitement from hanging out with his friends and is down for a good time. he's also easy to coerce into pranking someone.

INUMAKI TOGE is the coercer of pranks. if someone passes out, he's always got a marker on him. he always has the best dares for truth or dare, and isn't afraid when others want to get their revenge. he's that class-clown energy at the party. sometimes it's annoying, but it's always undeniably funny. he definitely likes those tacky party favors from spencers. especially the big dick shaped syringes for taking shots. he's got a lot of sus 'party decorations'. but let's be real it's really fucking funny when he breaks out the newest one. also if he gets too drunk he will use his cursed speech for the sake of humor.

ZEN'IN MAKI is the bartender and general caretaker of the group. she's the best at mixed drinks and knows everyone's favorite, but always has something new to try. as the designated bartender she's also the one subtly making sure everyone is on a good track for the night. most of the time it just meant keeping an eye on yuuji and toge, reminding them to have some water every once in a while went a long way. and she's not afraid to cut you off if you're getting sloppy. i also think she'd roll the fattest, cleanest joints when she's not mixing drinks.

OKKOTSU YUUTA is the first to fall asleep. he's a good time, don't get me wrong. he loves the games and the dancing and the goofing around, but he's an overworked boy and... a bit of a lightweight. motherfucker takes two hits and is shaking his head the rest of the rotation. it's kinda cute that his eyes get all red after so little before he raids the snack table. maki knows he has a five drink limit before he either needs to drink water or rally or... as usual, he's slumped into the couch and snoozing away. it's a miracle that he can sleep so hard when the music is blasting and everyone has to yell to be heard- especially when it's itadori yelling. by the end of the night, someone's thrown a blanket over him, and toge's vandalized his face with permanent marker.

[ohbo-ohno]

i had an idea watching blair witch project, but imagine an au where soap, gaz and reader here some old legend about a forest and decide to go camping to explore around.

and when its night and they get creeped out and are shouting and talking, they don’t know there’s a cabin they hadn’t noticed and ghost, who has been retired and decides to just mess with them a bunch, but when he sees them he just wants to take them, especially since he feels so lonely since being retired.

so he decides if he takes them one by one each night, he knows he can not only successfully tale them but also scare the shit out of them.

idk if this is good i just had an idea lol

i gotta be real, ghostgaz doesn't do much for me so (but poly141 does) so the exclusion of price here throws me off, but i love the vibes

i love the "one character is tormenting/getting ready to torment the other and they don't even know" trope in horror. one of my favorite scenes to write ever was all of soap's inner monologue in dlmliyh chap 1. getting to describe how he'd been plotting to betray her from the beginning, how he didn't even really feel guilty... i loved it

you could do smth fun with that & blair with au based on the theory that the guys in the movie were actually just fucking with the main girl and lured her out there to murder her! like soap and gaz playing at comforting her, meanwhile when she's huddled so close to kyle at night johnny is out spreading fake bones around their tent to scare her the next morning

maybe Actual Evil Entity Ghost realizes what they're doing and is like "oh it would be so fucking funny to turn the tables on them". manages to get gaz and soap to turn on each other, both of them becoming convinced that all the pranks they definitely didn't agree on are being pulled by the other

idk... maybe the idea is like, ghost is a manic spirit who drives people insane in the woods. johnny and gaz kill each other, you die from exposure to the elements, and he gets to keep the three of you safe in his forest forever (and let johnny and gaz fuck with new campers)

[snenbubs]

Okay so early my Dumas was chewing on a glowstick idk why I like the crunch and my brother tells me to stop before I krill myself and I looked him dead in the eyes and bit tf out of the glowstick breaking it and green chimalcs are just coming out of my mouth,and while I was trying to clean my mouth I was wondering what if mammon had an s/o who's very playful and he'll just find them throwing those little tiny ass demons in the air or just straigh has a fucking tea party with them

(I think their called underlings)

Idk why I'm requesting this I'm just very eepy and want to chew on a glowstick anyways have an amazing day

Ps funny pictures

HELLO!! SORRY I DIDNT RESPOND TO THIS RIGHT AWAY I NORMALLY DO I WAS SICK

also LMFAO IM CRYING I HAD TO SHOW THIS ASK TO MY FRIENDS CUZ IT WAS JUST ABSOLUTELY CRAZY, I HOPE UR OKAY PLS DONT DIGEST GLOW STICKS!!

I do absolutely love this idea though, so here u go!! I'll do HCs but if u want me to write like, a one-shot for this just leave an ask! :D

- Mammon is very playful himself, so i think thats definitely where the attraction lies between you both! He can get so serious at times, but its always easy for him to unwind when you are there, joking about and toying and laughing with him.

- You are absolutely, completely and utterly crazy but he adores it so so much.

- When the two of you first met, he thought it was an act, much like his touchy-feely friendly jester persona. He thought that you put on this entertaining personality for those around you, and it worked, clearly, as it drew him in so intently.

- SO, when he quickly found out that it wasn't an act, was he GLAD.

- You both definitely play pranks on the other sins or royals.

- Nothing too serious, it wont get you in trouble! But, a pail of water on Asmodeus' firey head is sure to get a rumble going. Honey in the pillows of Beezlebub. Just enough to have them angrily shaking their fists as the two of you giggle and laugh amonst yourselves.

- However, though he can bounce off of your playful personality well, there are moments where you catch him off guard.

- The time he caught you eating a glowstick was utterly HORRIFIC. He wasn't sure if the chemicals could hurt you the same way they did with humans on Earth, but he was NOT taking that risk.

- Que him chasing you around like a dog with chocolate.

- His underlings both love you and fear you, because how you treat them depends on your mood;

- If your happy, your playful personality will leave them joyous and replenished, a nice addition to the stressing job of serving Mammon.

- You throw tea parties for them a lot! Mammon didn't know about this for a LONG while as you mostly did it when he wasn't around, knowing his keen nature for work.

- These tea parties however aren't the fancy kind most royals would be into. The kinds that, as Mammon's partner, you're supposed to be into. No these are more like that of a mad-hatters tea party; the table is too small for you because most butler imps and hellborns are tiny. Tea is being spilt. The food is on fire. It's just absolute chaos.

- The shock on Mammon's face when he found out these things were occuring under his manors roof was something you wish you could have taken a picture of.

- But he couldn't stay angry at you.

- On the other hand, when you're upset, those poor underlings are being THROWN.

- It's not even like an accidental, in the moment thing. You just enjoy throwing them. Mammon has even bought you a few personal underlings that are specially used for throwing. He really cares about your hobbies.

- Now then... this playful personality of yours is very helpful when it comes to flustering Mammon.

- You tease him a lot, flirtatously.

- He's all bark no bite. Great at dishing out commente that'll have you flushed but so horribly bad at taking it.

- So, just one little comment; maybe mocking his accent seductively, will have him looking away all shy and meek.

- All in all, it's your playful personality that draws Mammon toward you, he loves how easy he can get along with you and how you always know how to bring a smile to his face. Being a Royal Sin is hard but knowing that you will always be there for him is what gets him through each Hellish day.

I hope you like this!!! :D feel free to leave me more reqs i rlly like them! ur my no.1 fan forreal

ps. that picture is both really funny and horrifically scary omg 😭

[girlswhowantboystobegirls]

Kissing Classes ♡ Luke Castellan x M!Reader

1st chapter ☆ 2nd chapter ☆ you're here

3rd chapter summary: you ask silena about the girl luke is hooking up with. then you talk with luke.

1.6 words

warnings: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh none? (bad words.)

tags: FRIENDS TO LOVERS AND THEY ARE OBSESSED, pre-tlt, multiple queen and blur references, omg silena what are you doing here???, fluff, lots of hugging and uhhhh idk

III. Who the fuck is this girl?

Silena and you were doing counselor duties, mostly checking if things were still at their place or were missing. You decided it was a good time to ask.

— Is there... any girl who is going out with Luke? He can't stop talking about this Sofia from the Aphrodite cabin — you asked casually, slightly laughing at the last part.

— Sofia? There is no one in my cabin named like that... — Silena didn't look at you, she was way too immersed in a single sword, you didn't question it —. If anything, we felt Luke and you were dating.

"What the actual fuck" you thought.

— Wait, are you sure there isn't a new camper called like that or that snuck out with Luke or something?

— I know my cabinmates very well — she responded and moved to another section of swords —. You should talk to Luke. I can deal with the rest.

You looked at the amount of sections left. There wasn't an awful lot, Silena could do it.

— But-.

— No, no. You go talk to him. I am the daughter of the Goddess of Love anyways — she winked, you looked a little confused by the whole situation.

The Aphrodite Cabin Counselor didn't give you time to say no, she moved on and started noting on the notepad what was lacking and what wasn't.

Luke was at the infirmary today. You remembered. You thanked Silena and went to where you supposed he was.

— Luke Castellan — you said when you arrived and saw him. To be honest, you had some breath to catch —. We need to talk — you regained composture.

Luke excused himself to his companion for today and went outside the infirmary with you.

— When were you going to tell me there wasn't any Sofia? — you asked decisively —. You either changed her name, used me for your benefit or tried to pull a prank. Don't play with me, Castellan — you looked intimidating to Luke when being angry at him.

— There isn't any girl.

— Alright. I see it — you nodded, waiting for an answer —. Were you trying to experiment with me?

— No, not at all — he furrowed his brows.

— Are you gonna prank me? Where are the Stolls? — you seemed more and more desperate to know what in the Hades was going on.

— It isn't a prank. It's stupid actually, I- — he fidgeted a little and looked away from your gaze, which was penetrating his eyes at that moment —. I really wanted to kiss you because, because I liked you. It's a little dumb — he was blushing quite a lot.

Your mouth and eyes were open wide, unable to receive the information.

— I know you don't feel like that and I know that it was bad for me to do it. I can still get you the cd player and the date-

— You- you didn't have any other way to confess apart from asking me to give you kissing lessons? Wow, Luke, I'm- — you laughed —. It's funny. I'm a little mad at you, but I do feel the same. BUT it doesn't mean what you did was right, and I still really want the cd player.

Luke looked at you, mostly with a confused expression on his face, like he was still processing your words.

— I liked you since a long, long time — you confessed awkwardly, trying to avoid the curly haired boy's eyes.

Fuck, you really were two idiots who couldn't put their feelings into words.

— You mean it? — Luke finally talked.

— Yeah — you nodded.

— Maybe I can get you a date after all, with me — he smiled.

— Get me the cd player and I'll make us a date with real music — you joked, but soon afterwards became nervous as you realized what you two were just talking —. I mean- I just- Well, you know-

Luke cut you off by pulling you into a tight hug. Maybe you have had two kisses between both that required consent before them, but it was different with hugs. You didn't hug all the time, but when you did, it was totally worth it.

You start to remember some times you had hugged Luke. He once defeated you in a swordfight when you were still relatively new, and you hugged as a way of saying "we are alright". Maybe that was the phrase for every time you both held the other; like that one time after a Capture the flag, you were slightly bruised and he came to you when his team won. Your cabin was in the opposite group, but who cared? Maybe your body hurt due to the injury and Luke's embrace, but it was alright, you both were alright.

It looked like neither of you wanted to pull away, and that was alright.

— I was selfish, right? — Luke asked, hiding in the space between your neck and shoulder. He really was seizing the very few centimeters he passed you in terms of height.

— Yeah — you giggled, he did so too, and you felt his laugh vibrate slightly on your skin, it was nice —. Why were you scared anyways? As far as I know, every smart person here and you know about my preferences.

— Yeah, but I didn't think I could be one of them.

— Silena told me the Aphrodite Cabin thought we were dating — you mentioned —. I think you were oblivious.

— And you weren't? Mister cd player? — he joked, resting his chin on your shoulder this time.

— Hey, if you gave me that cd player I could listen to all my cds all day.

— Alright, I'll give it to you for our anniversary — he giggled. You both were still hugging.

— Might buy myself one before that, Castellan — his last name coming out of your mouth wasn't weird this time, it just felt like teasing —. Gods, you are thinking of an anniversary and we didn't even ask each other if we wanted to be a couple!

— I didn't? — Luke realized, pulling away from the hug fast, now ashamed that he confessed but did not ask you to be his boyfriend —. Gods-

— If you listened to Queen, I would make a reference, but I'll cut it short — you smiled —. Wanna be my boyfriend?

In every scenario Luke had of getting into a relationship, he never thought you would make the move. He was just standing there, looking at you. And you both were still at a hug distance, yet (as if it was possible) the boy got even closer and gently put his arms around your waist. He stared at your lips, then at you, then your lips. You nodded.

This time, the kiss was commanded by you both, no one leading the other. You even wondered if Luke had been learning through other ways too.

You cupped his face. The kiss was a result of a lot of time of longing, but it was sweet, not too slow or too fast. Just perfect.

But you both eventually had to pull away because oxygen was needed. And both of you wished it really wasn't.

You stopped cupping his face and noticed Luke was looking at you in the most loving way possible, and he hid in (now his) space near your neck.

— You grabbed me by the waist because I told you to do that with this nonexistent girl? — you laughed a little at your words.

— Maybe. I thought you would like it — you felt a smile on his face.

— Imagining I'm a girl, Castellan? — you teased again.

— Not at all. I don't care about that stuff.

... TiMESKiP ...

Rumors in camp spread like a plague. And the fact that some people in the infirmary were able to see you and Luke being all lovedovey made the talking go crazy. Not that Luke and you cared.

During lunch, you sat beside Luke in the Hermes Cabin table like always. But this time you had quite a numerous amount of eyes on you. Oh how things change when two best friends become boyfriends.

— Is it true? — one of the boys at the table asked, he probably was around six or seven years old, which made him curious and direct.

— What? — Luke asked with a smile. You were trying to eat a piece of your food.

— That you are dating — the little boy answered. You decide you shouldn't focus on food right now, even if you were practically starving.

— We are — your boyfriend nodded slightly, then looked at you with his stupid, loving, addicting grin of his. You manage to smile at him too.

The whole place erupted with celebration screams. Had Chiron and Mr. D allowed that? You doubted so. But the centaur was smiling and the other was way too focused on his Coca-Cola Zero.

You turned at Luke again, deciding to stop caring. He was still looking at you in the most down bad way. You smiled more honestly this time. The noise was still notorious, but gods- wasn't it just great to have Luke stare at you as if you were the most perfect boy in the world?

And he thought you looked beautiful when smiling at him only, only at him. He noticed every single detail of your face, you were truly happy.

In his eyes, you are the most perfect boy in the world.

Luke hadn't listened to a Queen song ever in his life. How could you tell him your life went from Somebody To Love to Don't Stop Me Now? He had to get you a cd player. Yet.

The celebrating stopped and you were still looking at each other. Luke's siblings tried to get both of you out of your staring session. The Aphrodite Cabin was once again gossiping and giggling. Your siblings looked proud of you and your boyfriend, everyone was.

Curse those damn Kissing Lessons and then listening to The Smiths or The Cure inside of your head. It 'always should be someone you really love'. And you really loved Luke. The best of it all? He really loved you too. You were romancing way too hard.

Nothing is wasted, right?

a/n: and so the story finishes ! I hope y'all liked it. I honestly am tempted to make a bonus chapter but this is it for now<3 thank you!

[w2soneshots]

im sry if you keep writing stuff about jj but you're literally the only one who is writing for him rn 😭😭

so yeahhh ignore this if you want but can you please write where the reader is a youtuber and is doing a series where she pranks jj (or they prank each other like prank-war type thing idk). so the reader decides on a cheating prank with third person (i dont really mind who, could be in sidemen or troops). the reader and the person pretend to do IT on their bed before jj walks and he sees them then he gets all sad and mad and u can decide what happens after that im not rly sure lmao. preferably happy ending, tyyy love ur fics 💕💕

Prank -KSI

Words: 0.6k+

Warnings: angst, fake cheating, argument, self doubt.

In which you perform a prank on JJ with Calfreezy and it goes terribly wrong.

a/n: thank you for requesting!! I literally wrote this within an hour of your request because I love the idea so much (I’m only posting it now because I already posted something yesterday). Anyway hope you enjoy🫶🏼🤍

I've known JJ since we were teenagers. We started off as friends, moved to London together, I lived in the sidemen house for a little while and during that time we began dating. He asked me to be his girlfriend and we've been together ever since. I've been doing YouTube for as long as I can remember, that's how me and JJ became friends since not many people did YouTube at that time. I'm also great friends with the rest of the sidemen, Callux and Freezy.

Recently I've been doing a series on my channel where I prank JJ and he started doing it back. It started with little ones like: drawing a beard on him while he slept (because he can't grow one), then he bought a confetti bomb and scared the shit out of me with it. It continued on like that for a few weeks, me and JJ thought it was absolutely hilarious. Recently my comments have been full of people asking me to do a "cheating prank" so I decided to deliver.

I asked Freezy to do it with me since we've always got along well, he thought it would be funny so said yes. I asked him to come round to our apartment just before JJ was due to return home from a sidemen shoot. To make it look "real" but not actually touch each other we decided when we heard JJ open the front door Cal would make it look like he was quickly putting his clothes back on. I set up the camera so it was hidden but faced the bedroom door so it would catch JJ's reaction. Then me and Cal explained what was going to happen for the viewers.

When we heard the door click I jumped under the covers so my head was just peaking out and Cal rushed to take his top off. "y/n?!" JJ shouted through the apartment. I didn't respond. "y/n?" JJ opened the door just as Cal pulled his shirt back over his head. His face went blank as his eyes flickered from me and then back to Cal. "What the fuck are you doing!" He said stepping forward and harshly pushing Cals shoulder so he stumbled back slightly. I actually wasn't expecting him to believe it. I leaped up from the bed. "Woah, JJ it's a prank!" I stammered. His brows furrowed angrily. "Stop lying, I caught you!" He shouted. "No seriously mate, it's a prank." Cal stated. "Look." I lept around the bed to grab the hidden camera and held it up for him to see. His face calmed.

JJ shot a quick apology at Cal then he left, leaving me and JJ alone. We sat on the bed. I gently cupped his face in my hands. "Do you seriously believe I'd ever cheat on you?" I asked calmly. His eyes dropped to his lap but I brought his head higher so he looked me in the eyes. "I just- you're so amazing and I-" he started. I nodded my head telling him to go on. "I still can't believe someone like you would want to be with someone like me." My heart sank. "I love you so much. I've never loved anyone as much as I love you, and I never will." I said quietly. He pulled me into a hug and held me tight. "I'm sorry for reacting like that." He said into the crook of my neck. "No, I shouldn't have done the prank. I didn't think about the fact you might believe it, that was stupid of me." He pulled away "I love you." I smiled "I love you too."

[elisedonut]

soulmate au but you're not the one who knows who your soulmate is unless your an only child or if maybe you are born far enough apart from your sibling

i don't know the logistics but in concept i think it could be fun

it could be the reason a lot of purebloods choose to have only a single kid

maybe their incapable of actually saying who it is maybe their not

idk i was thinking about Charlie going to see a seer during one of those first few years away from home because Molly keeps pushing him to get married and he just desperately doesn't want to (Ace) and either goes after a few drinks or gets negged by a friend who thinks it will help him

and ends up asking about who all of his siblings marry because if he's here and if its expensive he may as well ask for more info

and you know who the seer tells him is

you know whatever you want them too

I'm still obsessing over Dennis/Percy atm so in my pacing daydreams it was all canon ships except that one but like its really whatever is fun

but its funny because if you do go canon the only name he recognizes is Harry and that immediately is like "yeah ok sure sure" so then you get to imagine him slowly meeting each person like wait-- fuck wait

and that's funny to me

i also was imagining Charlie meeting Dennis because Collin learns about the dragons and tries to sneak in to go take a picture because he never learns his lesson so Charlie has Colin by the back of his shirt like nope nope nope while looking at his brother like what-

Also Charlie trying to hint to Percy that he knows he's not straight but Percy's never considered his bisexuality to be a secret so its just like

Charlie(trying to remember what felt nicest when it was said to him): You- you can be anything you want to be

Percy (trying to figure out what Prank the twins managed to talk Charlie into helping with): thank you?

and then Percy immediately sets down his tea convinced that it was laced with a potion to turn him into a duck or something

idk why the idea of a soulmate au came from this but shrug

[vivaladicamillo]

asking very politely for how steve-o or bam would be dating a fem jackass member whos also just as crazy as the crew idk just silly activities

pls add whatever u like im good with everything IM JUST IN NEED OF CONTENT🙏🙏

BAM AND STEVEO DATING A FEM! JACKASS MEMBER !

ok so i have no clue if u were asking for them separately or together so ima just wing it and do SOMETHING

WARNINGS: talks of drinking and drugs

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BAM:

well being in a relationship with this guy would be crazy

would constantly brag abt ur looks to the guys

“my girlfriend is so hot bro”

shit like that

would probably tease u abt and just poke fun of u in a playing type way

expect to be pranked at any moment

his pranks on u arent too crazy tho he doesnt want u breaking up with him now

LOTS of partying

bam is wild and carefree so probably when u guys are younger, lots of house parties that slowly turned into clubs/famous peoples parties as he got more and more popular

NEEDY 24/7

just wants u by his side just to show u off and have u near him

would write u crazy ass stunts to do

he doesnt want u getting too hurt tho

PROTECTIVE AS FUCK

will fist fight if someone ever tries to disrespect u (man or women)

everyone KNOWS u are with him, he makes that clear

behind the scenes though, meaning when no friends or cameras are around and its just u too

hes the most mushy guy ever

just wanting to attach to u and never let go

probably would lick the side of ur face just to piss u off

expect to be at lots of skating venues and events

hey maybe he would even try to teach u how to skate

until u wipe out for the first time and hes laughing his ass off

he makes sure ur fine but he just found it funny

WILL MAKE U LISTEN, GO TO, AND TALK TO VILLE VALO

him is love him is life

also going to cky concerts with him

or really any concert that has a band he knows playing

he can be so mean sometimes

but he loves u

literally such a dick

but hes YOUR dick (literally)

just smack him around a bit and u will be fine 🙏

STEVE-O

ok so he actually might be a little bit more crazy then bam

but hes more affectionate then crazy

with steve-o its a constant adventure theres infinite opportunities on what to do

he could take u out on a nice dinner date or do something extremely illegal with u and now yall are running from the cops

partying is also a constant affair with him (u have a type anon🤨)

he will bring u around show u off and brag abt how much of a amazing girl u are

always has one hand on u at all times

i feel like secretly he just loves to cuddle with u

hes just constantly put doing things so having a moment of peace with someone he loves the most makes him feel more normal

when they are filming for wild boyz i feel like he would make jeff include u in a lot of scenes

he loves giving u bear hugs just all the time

BIG BIG ON PDA

he doesnt care who is watching he loves u and he wants to show that

steve-o is a huge partier too like bam as i have said

but unlike bam with steveo it gets more intense

probably would have to clean up his messes after long nights

that means cleaning up whatever vomit, shit, piss, or drug related things left behind

i feel like living in his apartment would be an experience

just being with him in that era would be crazy

him making u a custom shirt that says to listen to his new rap album 😭

doctor steveos nurse?? yes please

in the end its always an adventure with steveo, at least u know he loves u

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I HOPE U ENJOYEDDD!! :))

[wolflyndraws]

for the dnfies parents:

I feel like dream would absolutely want kids but maybe not really bring the topic up in a way that's like WE should have kids to george but kind of like an in general thing like their marriage talk was of like the pros and cons because he would think george wouldn't want kids But I feel like george someone who needs to think things over and then he's all in

I also feel like he'd be the more nervous parent in general and maybe more in his head about accidentally messing up but he'd also grow into out so nicely like idk we joke that he is our kindergarten teacher but I feel like once the kid is older he would looove story time with them like imagine the kid sitting in georges lap and him doing funny voices 😭 I feel like he'd also be the goofy parent that would find it funny to mess with their kid but obviously in a lighthearted way like teasing them like "well if you don't have room to finish your plate I GUESS I'll have to have your dessert for you, yeah a real shame"

oh and dreamieee whenever I think of him as a parent I just think about that one time george and sapnap were running after each other and killing each other and he's just in the background like "boys BOYS it's not roughhousing time" or something like that like I feel like he'd be a naaatural at it if not a little soft hearted when it comes to discipline I feel like there'd be times where he could just not commit to the punishment fully because a sad face and big eyes would make his heart crack

Dream would hint at wanting kids but waits for George to confirm and talk thru THEYRE so SWEET GRRRR BARK

George would be a cool dad for sure he totally is always in on the kid trying to prank Dream and would play along with their kid a lot he would also I think be more laid back than dream (unless it’s like something serious) like the kid wants to eat some snacks during the night in a sleepover? Fine I guess I’ll just close my eyes and pretend it didn’t happen kind of dad.. he would be more protective or a bit anxious about teaching the kid and raising them well tho and dream assures him Everytime that he’s doing an amazing job and they hug and kiss and and

Dream would be worried and anxious and first but slowly shows that he’s a natural (that clip u mentioned + that clip where droncert crowd is throwing the green balls around and he’s acting like a kindergarten teacher fuck that clip makes me explode + that story time where he said he went out to eat breakfast and met a kid who recognized him there and so he went and ate breakfast with the kid and their family like?? He’s so nice he’s totally a natural)

Ok so george would usually be laid back with more funny non harmful jokes and stuff as I said before but if he does have to be strict or teach something he can be serious and usually does the punishing stuff but Dream does get disappointed and tell their kids not to do stuff (like eating snacks late) but is easily convinced otherwise or easily convincable if the kid does a pouty puppy face and does their pretty pleases

[inkybinkyboink]

better call saul knitting headcanons >:)

k i did this for breaking bad but like im cooler now so im gonna do it for bcs

jimmy: i think his mom tried teaching him but he never took to it. the only time he’s used yarn is for pranks on friends, tripping over a chord, that kind of thing.

kim: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wanna say yes but i know the answer is no she just...idk man. it doesnt seem like her thing. i could maybe see her quilting???

chuck: pfft. yeah. loser. 

howard: no but he watches chuck with amour and adoration. 

nacho: i said this last time and i’ll say it again. this bitch sews in canon so YEAH he would knit. big intimidating man knitting? fucking 1000% yes.

lalo: for some reason his brain cant function with two needles, but he can wrap his head around crochet, so i think he crochet’s. but only exclusively blankets because he’s insanely patient like that.

werner: ok i have this headcanon that werner knits, and it just like. it works so well ok. like. knitting can get really mathy really quick and i feel like he’s the kind of person to make formulas for hats and socks and stuff and like ahhh it just :,)

rich schweikart: yeah! yknow how cliff main has his whole guitar thing? i think rich knits! that would be funny and cute ok lowkey i fucking stan rich schweikart.

bill oakley: bill oakley thinks he’s the best fibre artist in the world but then wonders how he added 5 extra stitches and why his project is completely lopsided (it’s awful, there’s holes, his tension isnt consistent, but he’s too stubborn to ask for help)

paige novick: she knits and crochets baby clothes :)

[oddballwriter]

The EMH crew and the MH crew with a reader who is an SFX artist?? I took schooling for creating fake injuries for film! Blood effects, cuts, corpsing, bruises, burns, frostbite, guts- All that! I love to hear about gruesome details. I’d never pull a prank like pretending I was injured though, just fyi. Also a horror film junkie. ^^ Most people are surprised by all that, being a short, incredibly soft-spoken and polite lass.

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Warnings: mentions of wound makeup effects and looking like you've been attacked (obviously just makeup)  

Author’s Snip: I know you said that you wanted the EMH guys too but I could only have my brain think up for Evan so I hope that's okay.

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

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Jay

He thinks it's pretty cool that you can do SFX makeup wounds

He would be interested in the whole process of making a base and doing the details of the effect

Jay would probably recommend you to some other film friends just in case they wanted someone who could do that type of makeup

I wanna say that he would let you practice so makeup effects on him so that you can get used to having putting it on a actual person

Though I feel like he'd hate the feeling of the process since usually the thing you are placing on him is wet and feels funny

Alex

He fucks with this so hard

He doesn't seem like the type of make a film or something that involves your work and skills, but similar to Jay, if he knows someone who might need that, he'd recommend you to them if they don't have much options

One of his favorite things to see is when he walks into your place and he sees you doing the effects on yourself

It's so weird, in a funny way, to just walk through the door and he just sees you sat at a desk with makeup junk scattered around and you look like a bear just went ham on you but are acting totally fine

Like "Hey, Alex." "Hi... (y/n)."

Brian

He wants you to have him be your model for when you practice a new effect or something

Please let him be your test model

He can't really sit still sometimes since some of the brushes tickle and it makes him giggle

But otherwise, he tries his hardest to be still so you can do your work

I honestly imagine you two being that one photo of the girls where one of them is doing the others makeup

You know the one

Tim

He thinks it's pretty neat and likes to watch you do the effects and all that

You do scare the shit out of him sometimes cause he'll just come to your place and you look like a walking murder victim

It's like "Hey, y/N. How's it g-HOLY FUC-oh... oh never mind. You're fine."

And then he just kinda laughs it off

He's okay with you looking like that once he knows that it's just makeup but one thing that he hates is when you're taking it off and you're like... peeling it off

Idk he thinks that's just... unsettling to watch

Evan

He also fucks with it and thinks it's rad as hell

"Ew" /pos

He loves it when you work on new effects

Honestly would love to be a test model like Brian but he's a little more squirmy

This boy can't sit still, he just can't

You have to look him in they eyes and tell him to stop moving so much

You guys are also the picture of the girls

Would honestly try to kiss you while he has the stuff on and it's still drying