#but ive been

[deadduvznap]

sucking off dream in front of the closet mirror

fucking yes oml okay imagine youre like sideways (?) like ur like this | | to the mirror not like this |-- (you get it??) and OH OH him wearing a sweater and covering his face and looking away but making him look at the mirror and watch you give him head :( him bucking his hips up and slapping his thigh i also want to call him a pretty boy <\\3 and i wanna make him drool too OML USING HIS OWN SPIT TO HELP JERK HIM OFF OR WHEN YOU NEED A BREAK i need to do things to this man

[lothcatthree]

cult leaders shouldn’t fear the police, but they should be fucking terrified of the mothers of the children who were scorned

[ossumsauce]

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[wynsvre]

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

[kuchipatch1]

yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I'm not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about "trailer trash" and our accents and our hobbies!

do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn't born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won't protect me in a bad enough storm?

do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say "well just move out" instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?

do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because "they're all hicks anyways"

Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.

[thinkingabout-girls]

[curioscurio]

heh. *wipes blood off mouth* your panic attacks are strong. *gets back on feet* but are they strong enough to survive.... THIS?! *directs your attention to five things you can see* FIVE SENSES GROUNDING TECHNIQUE

[cloudyydraws]

UY! PHILIPPINES!!!! PHILIPPINES!!!!

[transcarcinization]

i think he would kill it on space tiktok

[dilfosaur]

happy chilchuck gijinka day to ME

[maibeloved]

Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)