#but like it's fuuuun it's just fun

[skunkg1rll]

i thinkkk...i need to make more blogs 😵‍💫

[codgod]

itty bitty mariiiii

[goldenkid]

i’m just barely keeping up with life right now but WHAT IF. hear me out. what if i did nano

[realboutfatalfury]

need to do art for fun again painting class has made me forget this.

[greppelheks]

That woman who makes videos about how to professionally say something rude in an email is honestly keeping me from getting fired, 'cause I'm close to emailing back that if they don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna beat the shit out of them, daily.

[luffyvace]

MORE LUFFY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Yeahhh!!! Luffy hcs we’re what my first ever hcs were about! Look how far I’ve come! I love Luffy and I’m so proud of myself! enjoy these Luffy hcs lovely readers <3

Bathing together is SUPER FUN

and messy

you have lots (too many) bubbles

and yes bath toys

even stuff that’s not supposed to be in the bath-

like sticks-

let him tell it they’re swords

he personally doesn’t bathe bc he doesn’t care

even if its mandatory seeing as though no one wants to smell all that funk 😀

so he canonly bathes once a week right??

with you !! He can bathe at any time!

why? Cuz it’s funn 😆😆

you turn it into a game! an adventure!

so now he looks forward to bath time ;3

luffy splashes water everywhere

I wouldn’t be surprised if the ceiling is drenched with that dude’s strength 😂🤦‍♀️

it takes you FOREVER to clean up

but you know what takes even longer?? GETTING HIM OUT THE BATH

”AWWW but we were having sooo much FUUUUN (NAAAAAME)”

actually it did take a long time til you found a cheat code 😋

tell him sanji’s making food!!

ez way to get him out 😎

The final boss tho??

is getting him to help out with cleaning the mess up

especially after you told him there’s food around🧍‍♀️

Now bro’s DEFINITELY not listening 🙉

unless you use another cheat code (saying you’ll tell sanji not to give him any meat til he helps clean up)

your not getting any help buddy..

he’s already gone by the time you get him out the bath 🤷‍♀️

but again! If you use cheat code no.2 you can get him to help :)

which leads me to…!

Cleaning together !!

which turns into a game too :P

well, more like a competition-

Because that’s the only way you’ll keep him from getting bored and complaining instead of actually cleaning

even with meat on the line 🤭

‘it’s just so boriiiiiiiing ☹️‘

- according to luffy

so yes! You propose a competition!

and whoever cleans the fastest wins the prize of…….you guessed it! MEAT!

now he’s up like a whirlwind, swiping up all the soap with a towel and water with tissue 😏

you probably don’t even have to do anything anymore 😜

he may have won the battle but you won the war

eating together can also sometimes be a competition

now you can win by playing it smart like Uta

or just agree so he can leave you to eat, without actually trying

but if it’s not a competition…it’s certainly a war..

and I mean the dangerous one every straw hat goes through each time sanji calls in for food..

Luffy stealing your food!!!

😦😦

no but seriously, not even you, Luffy’s s/o gets the benefit of the doubt⁉️

it’s every man for himself in the dining room 😂😂

if your intelligent, depending on if your more like Robin or Nami you’ll either be unbothered about his antics or super annoyed

with being unbothered you’ll have a lot more peace of mind

and luffy will probably get away with more of his tomfoolery because you put up with him 😆👍

however with a s/o more like nami who gets annoyed easily, yeah he’s not getting away with any of that

thankfully for her, nami has less to stress over now (you take 50% it’s a requirement)

If your more carefree like luffy

i can guarantee you’ve got on like every straw hats nerves at least once

oddly enough I have a feeling you haven’t been able to bother brook just yet

dude’s 90 he got bigger problems..

but yes you terrorize everyone (even outside the straw hats) whether it’s intentional or not

if your strong it’s a relief for luffy not to have to worry about you and he’ll send you to defeat some guys, protect the ship or protect one of your weaker Nakama

he highly believes in you and your capabilities likes he believes in Zoro 👍

he also doesn’t have to worry about strong attacks hurting you as badly or if you go off on your own/get lost or separated or smth

especially as his s/o

if your weak he probably worries about you a little bit more but all the straw hats can handle themselves to some sort of extent

and he knows for sure you won’t go down without a fight!

and that you can at least hold over until he gets there

then he’ll beat the crap outta those guys!

he always tells someone strong to go with you to fights or what might be dangerous

if he doesn’t have to be somewhere for some reason, he’ll go himself!

he just wants to know your safe :)

Luffy loves you because your you! and he really just appreciates that fact in itself.

he looks past physical appearances completely and goes straight for personality

and even then he doesn’t judge that!

point is, no matter what type of anything you are, Luffy loves you because he just does.

he gets a funny feeling in his stomach and he gets extra excited!

Luffy loves you.

He simply does.

and there’s no explaining why.

These were short but sweet<3

to which i hope you enjoyed them💗

[defire]

Some more sarcastic/defiant whumpee quotes and stuff:

Content: whipping, branding

Whumpee, as whumper comes in: "You looked better in the stocking mask."

"You think you're funny, whumpee?" "No, I think YOU'RE funny."

Whumpee forcing a chuckle as whumper approaches with a whip. "Oh. More of... That. Very creative."

Whumpee sobbing, "you don't think if I knew, I'd have told you? Look at me! Do I look like I'm handling this?"

Watching whumper approach with a brand and licking their lips, "look, whumper--and I'm not trying to hurt your feelings--but you catch more flies with hone--" whumpee breaks off into a scream as the brand sinks into their flesh

Painful silence as whumper slowly approaches whumpee with a riding crop, pauses for effect. "You just gonna stand there staring at me, or are we gonna get to the torture already?"

"count." Lash. "At least you're not making me kiss you." Lash. "I said count!" "This is more fuuuun fuck! Fuck you!"

Whumpee panting insults raggedly between screams

"ahhhh fuck!" Whumpee gasps a few breaths to add "soft as granite, you are."

Whumper enjoying the jibes. "Come on whumpee. I know you've got another one in you." *Hits them again*

That laugh groan that people make when they're kind of apalled at how much that hurts but they have a sense of humor about it... Turning into desperate cries with tears

"we're both having so much fun, whumpee, I'd hate to end this early." (Whumper trying to get whumpee to beg them to stop) "did you never play a videogame? There are other ways to have fun!!"

"look at me." "Come on... I don't wanna see your ugly face."

That moment when the sarcastic remarks stop, whumper walks close, lifting wet hair from whumpee's face with the handle of the whip.

"How about now?" Whumper says. "Got any more smart comments?" Whumpee, silently sobbing, shakes their head.

[abyssalcookie]

Draw Shadow Milk Cookie. :3c

I know exactly who you are.

@milk-and-trickery

You can't hide from me, bestie!

Shadow milk cookie, the blueberry dapper clown himself? What is there to say about him? He's the right kind of chaos that I personally can't get enough of. The character is written in a way that I love to hate. And is my 3rd fave cookie of the batch!

I'm not going to lie, but he's the kind of guy I'd have a blast with if I truly had an evil side.

But I'm just a chaotic void who likes to be silly.

SO-

I wanted to make this EXTRA special, JUST FOR YOU my friend, you pulled me into this world of cookie run, so how about a thank you art to make this oh-so-much more fun?

For you, and you to use only @milk-and-trickery I already sent you the PFD files on Discord. Have fuuuun~ And please continue to entertain us with your skills.

[twst-drabbles]

Floyd and Jade 7

Summary: Those two were getting a little stir-crazy and you didn’t want to deal with slime and water on your floors, so you got Jade and Floyd some mini skateboards.

(Sometimes I think about making mock side story events for my OC's honestly. I really want to do that. Sounds like fuuuun.)

Floyd is having too much fun. There he goes zooming right past your feet, clearly wanting to crash into them but you’re way too aware of the little critters skittering across your floor to have that happen. His little claws clicked against the floor and you cringed a bit when he slammed right into the wall.

A good old splat. Flat against the wall like a sticky piece of pie. He slid down, leaving behind a faint line of slime. Then, just laid limp on the ground.

You raised an eyebrow, but Floyd was quick to shake his head. He got up, search for his skateboard, and off he goes again, fast as ever.

You looked down. Right next to your ankles was Jade, sitting pretty on his skateboard. He took to it very quickly. Can even so little tricks on it too. Suspicious.

“Your brother is made of rubber,” Seriously no matter how many times he injures himself, he always bounces right back.

Jade simply smiled up at you. Then showed all his sharp little teeth. You flipped his skateboard into a different direction and pushed it away from you. His head followed you all the while, refusing to look away even as he glided right into the other room.

“Not today little shit.” Great, you’re gonna have to be careful around them. Bitey mood. You’d wear boots but then you’d have weird eel danglers on them. You’re not in the mood.

Anyways, with the way Jade is, yeah Floyd would have to be made of tougher stuff. And vice-versa. Jade is quieter, certainly, but that also makes it a bit harder to get a mood reading on him. Sometimes he’ll be obvious on purpose just to make his true goals all the more harder to get.

Which is usually to get a good reaction out of you. Both of them, little shitheads. Oh well, for all the trouble they give you, you always end up on top in the end. You love frustrating them to no end.

Besides, if they really do bite your ankles, you’re going to take away their skateboard privileges.

[jermer10]

hey do you take osomatsu san requests? could you do some hcs for the boys trying to help their gn friend/crush relax when they’re really stressed?

OSOSAN brothers trying to calm a stressed out reader

gn reader | thanks for the ask anon!

drabbles under the cut :P

Osomatsu: - Oso would try to distract you from your stress in the simplest way possible - by suggesting you take a break and hang out with him - He’s all about keeping things light, so he’ll encourage you to ditch whatever is stressing you and just chill - "Come on, what’s all the stress about? Just take a breather with me, it’ll be fuuuun~" - He’d treat you like a good friend and try to crack jokes or poke fun at your situation to get you to laugh (you do not find it funny.) - Though he seems carefree, he does notice when you're truly stressed - He won’t say it outright, but if you vent to him, he’ll listen more than you might expect, trying to offer you support in his own casual way

Karamatsu: - Kara would go all out - He might show up with candles, music, and declare that he's there to help you unwind like you’re royalty - He’ll probably suggest a cheesy "Karamatsu special" relaxation package - like an awkward DIY spa day or playing you his personal, cringe-worthy serenade on the guitar - "Let my music heal your weary heart, my dear." - Despite his over-the-top ways, Kara would genuinely try to be there for you - He’d listen to you vent, even if he doesn’t know how to help - expect some unintentionally awkward pats on the back or hand-holding - Karamatsu tends to be oblivious to whether his attempts are actually relaxing, but seeing you smile (even if it’s at how ridiculous he’s being) is enough for him

Choromatsu: - Choro takes your stress seriously and tries to give you practical advice on how to manage it - He’s likely to suggest time management tips, relaxation techniques, or even bringing over some tea to help you calm down - He might offer to help with whatever is stressing you out, like organizing your workspace or giving you a hand with your tasks - "If you’re overloaded, we can tackle this together. Two heads are better than one!" - While his intentions are good, Choromatsu’s desire to help might come off as a little overbearing. - He’ll keep asking if you need more help or if you’re feeling better, which could be a bit much if you just want to relax quietly, or if you're just trying to vent

Ichimatsu: - Ichi isn’t great with words, but he can sense when you’re feeling overwhelmed - He’d offer to just sit with you in silence, giving you space to breathe while quietly keeping you company - He’ll probably try to introduce his cats to help you relax, quietly suggesting that petting them might make you feel better - "They’re good for stress," he'll mumble, placing a cat on your lap - He won’t push you to talk or offer solutions unless you ask, but his calm, understated presence can be comforting on its own - If he senses you’re not feeling better, he’ll offer small gestures - like making you tea or subtly asking how he can help without being pushy

Jyushimatsu: - Jyushi’s first instinct is to try to cheer you up by being his usual energetic self - He’ll suggest doing something fun and active, like going out for a run or playing a game to get your mind off things - "Come oooonn! Let’s go do something fun! You’ll feel better if we get moving!" - His excitement is contagious, and even if you’re not up for it at first, it’s hard not to laugh at his over-the-top energy - He’ll do ridiculous things just to get you to laugh, like pulling funny faces or trying to balance random objects on his head - Even when you’re stressed, Jyushimatsu will be by your side, encouraging you with unwavering positivity and a giant smile. "You got this! I know you can do it!"

Todomatsu: - Toddy would immediately suggest a trendy relaxation technique - He’d offer to take you out for a cute café date or suggest some light retail therapy to help you unwind - He’d offer to just hang out casually, maybe scrolling through social media together or suggesting a low-key chat over coffee - "Let’s just talk and take it easy, okay? You need a break." - Toddy might try to take your mind off things by suggesting you focus on something fun - maybe getting you involved in his social media antics or inviting you to a lighthearted outing - "Let’s take some cute photos, maybe it’ll distract you!" - While Todomatsu can seem shallow at times, he has a surprisingly mature side when it comes to helping you through stress

[gladdygirl18]

This is super late but this is an incredible tickle story that happened between me and my boyfriend

Blue me, orange BF

So about a few days ago I was over at my boyfriend's place just to hang out (his mother gave me a standing invitation to visit whenever I please 🫶🏾💖🥰 God bless that woman I love her so fucking much ahh 😆💖) and so while I was over there, my boyfriend would constantly poke me and tickle me a little and ofc yours truly is the instigator of such (whatever I do to him he does to me 😋💖)

While my boyfriend and I were laying on the couch, I got hit with a MASSIVE Lee mood omggg 😳😳😳 and my boyfriend and I were just cuddling and even still I have a really hard time asking for stuff, and while yeah, I had a special word for when I was with my girlfriend, this is new, so asking for tickles is like all of a sudden new for me

"Please, dear. Tell me what you want. Do you want cuddles, kisses, tickles, (rated R stuff)? I don't care if it's weird, silly, sexy. I just wanna make you happy. Because when my baby's happy, I'm happy. So what is it you want me to do for you?"

I legit almost started crying when he said that. Hearing that meant so much to me (even tho he has said this to me multiple times on occasion it still means so fucking much 😭🥰😭💖🫶🏾) I love him so fucking much, your honor, I don't deserve him

I cuddled up close to him and just hugged him cuz I was nervous of asking him

"Use your words, my love, come on"

"C-can you.... tickle me please?"

The minute I asked, he was already squeezing my sides with vigor, wiggling his fingers all over my body. Omggg I've never been happier 🥰😭😆 he eventually had me on my back, STRADDLED ME, and continued tickling me

I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR 😭🥰🫶🏾💖😆

As i am squirming around, he leans in and asks "is this waht you wanted? Having my hands all over your tickle spots?" Oh my GOD the tickling got WOOOOORSE 😳😭💖 BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUUUUN

After what felt like a few minutes, he stopped and asked, "How was that?" (If you're an EPIC fan @giggly-squiggily, you will get this reference)

"What did Hera day? Try harder. You can do better than that~"

Oh yeah, my bratty Lee mood was in full swing! He flipped me over on my stomach and started pinching my sides and clawing at my armpits and belly and I kid you not I was laughing so hard but it felt amazing 🥰😆💖

After some time after the tickling my boyfriend was speculating that I had a fetish/kink for tickling. I explicitly told him that while yes I love tickling and being tickled that doesn't make it a fetish/kink. My love language is physical touch, and obvi tickling falls under that category, so with that, feeling my boyfriend's hands all over me like that is very comforting and loving to me. I told him to not think of my tickling as a kink/fetish again, cuz the thought of such makes me a bit uncomfortable, and he said he understood, and gave me a fee tummy tickles as reassurance

(I will say tho, while i dont like, and practically despise, the idea of bondage [ropes, cuffs, etc], I don't mind him pinning my arms above my head to tickle me. Idk y but it's kinda fun. I made that abundantly clear with him too)

"You are adorable when you laugh and smile. All I see is love in your eyes when you look at me with your laughing giggly face, and I can tell when you're having fun"

He had just as much fun tickling me as I enjoy being tickled. Unfortunately he's not that ticklish and any time I try to tickle him he quickly turns the tables, but it's fun 🥰💖

I think it was yesterday or the day before yesterday that he was over at my dorm and we kinda went thru the same song and dance again. Me having trouble asking for tickles, him reassuring me it was okay, me getting my tickles, being a brat to get more tickles, and cuddly aftercare

Ik I'm probably missing some events that had happened but these are some of the ones that I remember perfectly

Sorry this was so drastically late; more to come!

Tagging: @giggly-squiggily @sunstone-smiles @burningablaze @cutesmokes @otomiyaa

[sparkedblaze]

Hi here's all my favorite things about Livesies as I watch it

92sies

This is fsfs gonna be part 1 of 2 or 3

T/W violence, cursing, ets

The Overture. It plays all these semi-familiar tunes from 92sies with a little funky freshness to it and I love it sm

THE FUCKING PROJECTIONS AHAHHHHH

CRUTCHIE BEING THE ONLY OTHER NEWSIE (BESIDES ALBERT) WITH A BACKWARDS HAT

"I ain't been walkin' so good" 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

"Doyawannabustyaothalegtoo?!" "Uh.. no I wanna go down."

"Ya seein' stars alright."

Their accents and over acting are amazing

A big life in a small town SUCKS Jackson Kelly

Heh heh

*waves hand in front of Crutchie's eyes*

CRUTCHIE ACTUALLY CLOSING HIS EYES AND HIS LIL SMILE WHILE HE'S IMAGINING SANTA FE

DID I MENTION THE PROJECTIONS

yA RIDe it inStyLE FEACHA ME RIDIN IN STILE

"WORK THE LAND CHASE THE SUN SWIM THE W H O L E R I O G R A N D E JUST FOR FUUUUN"

"WATCH ME STAND😄 Watch me run 😀 🙁"

"hey HEY"

THE IDEA THAT THE PROLOGUE IS ACTUALLY A PROLOGUE I THINK IT'S @raggedy-albert 'S HC

RACETRACK MOTHERFUCKING HIGGINS

ALBERT FUCKING DASILVA

"A leg of lamb 🥰"

R A L B E R T

FINCH

BEN COOK SKY FLAHERTY IAIN YOUNG JOSH BURRAGE

MUSH'S HOP LOOKING FOR HIS HAT

MIKE AND IKE TRADING HATS

CRUTCHIE SHINING HIS CRUTCH

BUTTONS' HAND MOVEMENT ON 'FISHES'

JACK NUDGING SMALLS ON 'FISHES'

IAIN YOUNG'S LIL RAT BOY FACE

'Step aside Romeo nothin more concerns u here'

Poisonally

Kath's sass

Darcy pretending he's straight

"I'M CRUSHED"

"Gonna rain?" "Uuuuhhhhhh..... No rain oh-ho partlycloudyclearbyevenin"

"BLIND" "AND MUTE" "AND DEAD"

Jack taking Finch's slingshot

Flip

Tommy's lil hops

"I LIKES LIVIN CHANCEY"

ELMER AND BUTTONS TAKING OFF THEIR HATS WHEN THE NUNS SHOW UP

"I dunno Sister, but it's bound to rain soon'a o' lat'a!"😃

BEN COOK

ANTHONY ZAS

NICK MASSON

JOSH BURRAGE

SKY FLAHERTY

IAIN YOUNG

CHAZ WOLCOTT

AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE ACTORS

Everyone hopping to give their cups back

"I DO TOOOOO SO IT MUST ME TRUUUUUE WHAT A SWITCH, SOON WE'LL ALL BE RICH DON'T KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE A NEWSIES DAYYY"

Their entire lil dancey dance right here

Elmer offended at being whacked with hat

"GOTAFEELINBOUTAHEADLINEISMELLSMEAHEADLINEPAPESAREGONNASELLLIKEWEWASGIVINEMAWAYBETCHADINNERITSADOOZYBOUTAPISTOLPACKINFLOOZYDONTKNOWANYBETTERWAYTOMAKEANEWSIESDAYIWASSTAKINOUTTHECIRCUSANDTHENSOMEONESAIDTHATCONEYSREALLYHOTBUTWHENIGOTTHERETHEREWASSPOTWITHALLHISCRONIESYOIMGONNATAKEWHATLITTLEDOUGHIGOTANDPLAYTHEPONIESWEATLEASTDESERVESAHEADLINEFORTHEHOURSTHATTHEYWORKUSJEEZIBETIFIJUSTSTAYEDALITTLELONGERATTHECIRCUS"

Finch finger guns

Jack taking Finch's hat

Smalls diving under Finch's leg

Finch's face right before they say 'yeah!'

Whatever Al's face is doing ever

*disappointment*

Romeo waving like the little bean he is

"WATCH IT"

"It's honest woik"

"AINCHA FADDA ONE O THA STRIKAS"

Albert and Racer

Ralbert

Whack whack

The Delanceys running into each other

Morris hopping from steps

Everyone getting their bags

ALBERT PUT YOUR FUCKING HAT ON

Big smiles everyone, we just finished the first big number Race: :O

Davey trying to slow Les

"I'll call ya sweetheart if you spot me 50 papes"

"I'M NEW TOO"

Albert, to Jojo: Yo check this shit out. Watch what I'm about to do to this bitch "YOU HAVE A VERRRRY INTERESTING FACE. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTIN' INTO MOVIN' PITCHAS?!"

"BUY A TICKET THEY LET ANYONE IN"

*Does not pay*

Everyone's face when they laugh at Jack making fun of Oscar

"The faymus Jack Kelly"

Ben Cook's dumbass socks

Jack's "holy fuck he can do math" face

Specs laughing at Jack's reaction to Les knowing math

"That's disgusting"

W i b b l e

Specs never using stairs properly

Albert riding in on Pulitzer's desk

FOOTBALL? *whack* VIOLENT? *whack*

"Guess what? He got elected." *runs*

Nunzio.

My roommate and I accidentally mashing cut and slit like twice and so now we say slut instead of either

"-like an army that's marching to war." I mean... He wasn't wrong

Has anyone noticed how similar Hannah and Kath look?

BIG STEP BIG STEP BIG STEP

"buy a pape from a poor orphan boy" *cough cough*

"BORN TO THE BREED"

"THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL" "This kid"

Racetrack hawkin in the background and bolting when Snyder comes

"Doesn't everyone?"

ALL THE CONTINUITY ERRORS IN MEDDA'S THEATER. THE BOYS GOING FROM NEWSIES TO FAKE MUSTACHE MEN AND BACK

LOVEY DOVEY BABY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

Jack saying pocket with the same intensity that Draco Malfoy says Potter

MEDDA FUCKING LARKIN

"The only thing I own is the mortgage"

"ARE YOU BLIND SHE GOT NO CLOTHES ON"

The look Jack and Davey share when Medda says she knows the governor

"YOU PICTURED THAT?!"

"Take it easy, it's a bunch of trees."

"Jeez! I never knew no one with a aptitude!"

"I AM?! HOW 'M I DOIN'?!"

'I'm better than you' the song

Jack's lil figure 8 dance with just his head

"And prayers from the Pope"

Devin Lewis as Jack for like two scenes.

"AND. MY. BANK."

Watching Jack recognize Katherine

"Why don't you go find out?" 👀

"You want I should lock the door"

"Doin what?"

It's hard to like a whole lot about the scenes where they're flirting bc Kath is so outwardly uncomfy with it

And also they're both simps for Jacobses

*two finger point*

"sOrry mIss mEddA"

Jack's hesitation before he starts singing

"Girls are nice, once or twice, til I find someone new" You bisexual pining bitch

Does anyone know who does the actual sketch?

T H E P R O J E C T I O N

"-and you lie like a rug!"

"What are you doing?!"

"Hey-hey quiet down there's a show goin' on!"

"Shhhhhhhhh"

"Everr"

HAT TIP AND SMIRK AS JACK IS CLIMBING DOWN

MIKE AND IKE GIVING OFF THE MAJOREST SIBLING EVERGY

"Sirens is like lullabies to me."

DELANCEY DEVASTATION AT "they've got a mother" THEY'RE SO TRASH AND HURT I LOVE THEM

"He traded her for a box o' cigars!" "HEY THEY WAS CORONAS"

"Ain't we the hoi polloi!"

"Ask me after they put up the headline"

"Is that news?" "ITISTOME"

Romeo. R O M E O

"I ain't payin' no sixty."

DEUS SPECS MACHINA

BAMBAM "C'mere fellas"

Henry's pose as he says "AIN'T WE GOT NO RIGHTS?!"

IK THAT EVERYONE SAYS TOMMY LOOKS DOWN BC HE'S CONFUSED WHEN JACK SAYS 'WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON' BC HE'S WEARING A SHIRT YADDA YADDA BUT HE'S NOT THAT'S HIS UNDERSHIRT. SO HE'S CONFUSED BC HIS SHIRT IS ALREADY OFF. BACK IN THOSE TIMES BEING IN JUST YOUR UNDERSHIRT, YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE NO SHIRT. THX FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

LES SHOVING PEOPLE

Crutchie desperately trying to hop to keep up

Jojo and Elmer.

"Hey Jack you still thinkin?" "Sure he is. Can't ya smell smoke?"

(I'm out of character limits so this is part 1)

[skayafair]

Episode 43

Well.

"Hilarious" was the least expected definition to come to mind in the end of 43, and yet. It's the music I'm telling y'all

I keep thinking it's going to get as dark and painful as 3s hence delaying listening (plus dying is going to become a habitual walk in the park for Arthur if he keeps it at the same rate, which is getting annoying), but time after time it turns out ok. I wonder if it can go back to being my comfort podcast like in s1-2 🤔

Glad John got some clarity ☀ also I really liked when all he could answer to "who are you" was "John" (I'm not counting the failed intimidation attempt, although the "Who?" in response was very funny). To me it's the equivalent of "I'm me, just myself, whatever this may mean at any given moment". That's the only answer there is, really. It's nice John can describe it all with just a name. Wish I could but alas And Jorick finally stopped deadnaming him, yay! Guess he did so in the first place because John was confused himself? Still shitty tho, even Kayne doesn't do this, glad he dropped it.

All in all, well done, John! Standing his ground alone against 1,5 opponents (because Yorick wasn't too supportive identity-wise).

So uh. Is Arthur a zombie now? The witch didn't exactly bring corpses back to life. They kept rotting, if the Prince is anything to go by. The next episode is gonna be fuuuun........ 🫠

And who's Yorick/the Vanguard after all??? It feels like all the clues are on the table AND YET I have no idea. "I know many things" reminded me of Cana, buuut. Cana is a mystery, too, and the speech cadence and manner is different. And "known the King for much longer than he realizes"... I feel like crawling out of my skin because that's the most telling clue so far and IT DOESN'T HELP 🤦‍♀️ (or I'm just dumb)

Plus I believe both John and Arthur have spent some time in the Dark World now. Until proven otherwise, I'll choose to believe it was actually John Arthur's heard when he was dying back on the boat, just from "the future" since time in different worlds doesn't align. How devastating should it have been for John to finally reach his friend only to realize the said friend was dying AND the timing was off?

Oh, and it was fun listening to the witch projecting onto John so transparently with her "lost child searching for a parent" speech. At first I was like "wha...? this again?" and then "ah, that's what it is about, okay then, yeah makes sense". I'm well accustomed with this kind of narrative when a person ascribes the most ridiculous and out-of-there things to another one as an attempt to force some control onto them, loop them into this narrative of theirs. The witch at least had some common grounds for hers.

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Chapter 6: There's a Sixth Chapter?!

Summary: Blaster and Jazz take Prowl for a 'walk.'

Things were as normal as they could be when you were hiding a mer that was practically in your backyard. It was a Saturday morning and Blaster had gotten the idea to take our mer for a ‘walk.’ Maybe catch a few fish and what not. As far as we knew Prowl never strayed far from the shallows. Always preferring to stay close to us by the shore. Either watching us and hearing us talk despite not understanding or chasing the small fish around the cape. Within the cove all he did was watch us as he lounged on his rock perch. Occasionally making little sounds in response to us talking to him. A field trip around the coast wasn’t such a bad idea. Not only that, but it would give us a chance to sneak a peek at what was being built on the coast. Rumor was it was some sort of bridge to connect to the other side so that people could just cut across instead of taking the long route finally. That had been a pending request for a long time and I knew my father had been sick of it. He made sure everyone knew when he was unhappy. Thus we borrowed the boat saying we wanted to check out the construction and just sit in the water and what not. Gaven had been in a rather giving mood ever since Prowl began helping him and Blaster fish thankfully. Just so long as we didn’t get into any trouble or somehow get pulled over for something stupid we could borrow it.

“Come on, Prowl!” I called in the direction of the cove. “The coast is clear, pal, lets go explore a little, huh?!”

Blaster leaned back in his seat as we watched for our mer friend. A little more encouragement and the brief appearance above the water gave us our answer and we were off. It was a casual pace. Prowl popping up every once in awhile in the form of a black and white blur or flicking tail just hitting the surface of the water. I laughed as he darted about the boat with swift and careful movements. We stopped it a decent distance away from the shoreline. Just enough to make it out, but much to far for anyone to see our mer friend. I leaned over the side to peer into the water.

“So whatcha think? How’s it feel to be out here?” I asked as he appeared above the water.

He was as silent as usual as he ducked back under, but I just grinned. Turning back to my friend I took a seat.

“I think he’s happy.”

Blaster however just snorted. He leaned on the side of the boat as it rocked with the waves. The sun was warm and the wind soft. A few puffy clouds floating on as our mer just swam around and below us, occasionally making little jumps in which he’d glance at us. Blaster at some point decided to jump in as well. I stayed in the warm and dry safety that the boat provided. I hated getting wet and no amount of goading could get me in that water. Once you get wet you get cold and I hated cold as much as being wet. Your clothes stick to you and it’s uncomfortable. However it was amusing enough to see Prowl playing with my friend. It had started with Blaster splashing him when he swam up and now Prowl was skulking around underwater and randomly popping up to splash water at him while Blaster fruitlessly tried to splash him back.

“You’re getting your ass handed to ya, Blaster!” I called as I leaned over the side.

“Like you could do better! I bet he’d kick your ass too!”

“There is nothing ya can say that’s going to get me in there!”

“It’s fuuuun!”

“Yeah because being wet and cold and having my clothes stick to me sounds like a blast!” Came my sarcastic reply.

“Oh quit being such a baby! Come play with us!”

“Nope! Nope nope! No!”

“Jazz!”

“No!”

“Jaaazzzzz!”

“Sorry! Just boarded the nope train to No Waysville! Nope Nope!”

“Fine! We’ll just have fun without you! Right, Prowl?!”

I laughed as my friend got splashed again. The few times he did managed to get Prowl came with yells of triumph only for him to get hit again. So far it was an afternoon well spent. So when we took off again it was with large smiles and laughter to come with it. Blaster was soaked and had flicked water at me in a teasing manner when he got back on. I had no clue how he could stand it.

“Oh there.” Blaster slowed us to a stop when the construction site came into view.

“Lets see how close we can get.” I whispered like we could possibly get overheard from this distance.

However the sound of a whimper caught our attention. We turned to our mer friend. His scales were puffing out much like a cat's fur would when threatened and his wing fins were pressed close to his body. Those bright sapphire eyes seemed to be darker as he made an attempt to hide in the water close to the boat.

“Prowl?” I approached our mer friend. “What is it? What’s wrong?”

The only response I got was another low whine.

“I think we should turn around.” Came Blaster’s suggestion and I just nodded.

With careful movements we turned around. I was making sure we didn’t hit our mer friend in the process.

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“What has ya so scared, Prowls?”

Our mer friend was restlessly circling his perch in the cove. His scales still puffed out and wing fins pulled in close. We had been watching him go around for several minutes since we returned to the cove. I reached my hand into the water.

“Calm down, pal. You’re safe.”

My efforts had as much effect as Blasters had. The constant circling was unnerving. Our mer was usually so calm and quiet. We both lay on our stomachs with our arms pillowing our heads as we just simply watched in silence. Then I started whistling. His ear fins twitched, but that was the only reaction I got for awhile. Ever so slowly he looked at us. Then he gradually began to slow as Blaster joined in. His circles widened until he settled below us, as close to the wall of our ledge as possible. His tail curling around him like he was a snake. The tail fin falling over his face as he tucked his arms in close to his chest. I reached down to run a hand over his back. He didn’t so much as twitch as I smoothed the scales down. I sighed slowly. This mer had become another key part in my life. He, whether he knew it or not, gave me something to look forward to. He was a constant presence. Something solid in my life. He was always there. Always waiting for Blaster and I to return. And he was happy to see us and he showed it in his own way with perking wing fins and soft sounds. He was happy to see me unlike my parents who were always working to much to glance at their kids. Unlike my sister who didn't care much what I did so long as it didn't inconvenience her. Unlike all the fake love that roamed the school like a plague. And oh did it hurt to see him like this.

“Geez, Prowl. What happened to ya?”

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Masterpost

[probablyaseamonster]

I just saw the trailer for the next Cult of the Lamb update and I'm having fuuuun/devious glee.

Sidenote but it'll be coming out a few days before my b-day so that's great! (I totally didn't need anymore signs from the gods that I need irl friends before I snap hehooo)

So, regarding the alternate universe vessel character.

(so far I've seen like 5 names that I love to death but I have a feeling I know the one in particular that is gonna settle before the others get considered. I could make a list if anyone wants to debate 'cause fandoms can settle Fast and I think there's some potential for layered contrast and just settling for the easy option would be disappointing. But I'm not the biggest fan anyway so maybe I shouldn't be so arrogant about it.)

I noticed how they were wearing purple robes and were often in purple lighting, obviously, the way everyone else did, but something might be wrong with my eyes cuz their crown colour seemed like, straight-up blue to me? I do have an eye injury atm so maybe that's legit. Seemed kinda glaring tho/pos

So now I've got two diverging paths I'm *scrawling* over/pos:

1- AU where Shamura is the one bound in chains (and Narinder the role of think no evil) and the player character serves the god of War instead of Death.

Look, the animatics just write themselves. Any God of War scene? You can warp and adapt. Also, the "Warrior of the Mind" animatic for anyone who got obsessed with Fate: the Musical recently. It's just potential!

I also like the idea of instead of the dynamic being black cat x deceptively wholesome shepherd, it's intellectual spider x scruffy goat with a knife.

On the OTHER hand, hear me out,

2- Kallamar & Narinder roleswap AU. This could have the personalities swap version (something something scaredy-cat), or a fun to imagine scenario where Kallamar became jaded enough to the point of nearly paralleling Narinder in formidable vengefulness while also having been just as much of a coward in the past. Basically he grew some courage but at what cost?

This would probably mean that Narinder stayed however he was before the betrayal and imprisonment, probably being the one to lose his ears, and maybe taking the role in the narrative as the sibling to run from the Goat after the two younger gods got taken out and the middle child realized he was next? I can't imagine Narinder throwing Shamura under the bus like that, maybe it was more like a "you can't kill me, it'll fuck everything up! You have to spare me or the last fight will take place in an even more fucked-up apocalyptic hellscape!").

If Narinder was still the one to first express discontent with Death, wonder how Sickness being restrained in the afterlife affected Narinder's situation... Or what if Narinder was like Shamura, and the two were conspirators, instead of Death by War it was Death by Plague? And Death stayed free but went deaf or insane? What would Kallamar have to gain from the idea of breaking past his cosmic role, thinking "okay but what if, immortality was an option?" remixed to be uh, maybe something to do with health? Immunity? Something bordering Frankenstein as an affront to nature?

As you can see I'm putting thoughts and curiosity into both ideas, the only thing I kinda hope becomes mainstream fanon is that the Goat is a bit like Lamb's opposite - wheras one is welcoming and soft but capable of horrors at night, and of course being a badass monster fighter - contrasted with an equally small and powerful but ig more unhinged-seeming up close for the first couple interactions (probably recruited individuals with a pitch like "look I'm the one with the weapon here, so you're gonna wanna get behind me even if you don't trust me with access to things") but then shows glimpses of a heart of gold that makes followers feel safe enough to stay. As well as a sense of responsibility and like, actual leadership skills lol.

Just, Sheep / Goat religious allegories make me very sad and I think this silly little game would make me feel better about things.

I can't WAIT to see how Bamsara handles this update. We gettin' the multiverse canon? Hopefully it doesn't get too crazy, and we stick with just the two purple/blue and red characters for a little while.

I wonder what other satanic animals could be vessels? Wolf, definitely, donkey makes sense also, and pig is usually ascribed with gluttony but there's something that could be done with cleanliness or intelligence but percieved otherwise... I also think there's something that could be done with birds though, like I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that the Mourning Dove is angel coded, much like the Lamb. Could just be the Dove also, though I was kinda hoping that the Symbol of World Peace wouldn't be a drect Christian symbol, which was a wishful hope.

Um... yeah! Just wanted to get my thoughts out! And there's a certain other goatlike character who's been occupying my thoughts recently, dw, I'll get to that soon. I'll explain then.

um. I don't know if this is a function so I'm not even gonna try lol but I hope I remember to come back to see Bamsara's initial reaction to the alternate universe implicated update! Oh yeah and a daycare centre, that's a relief for everyone involved whoof! Hope there's an NPC willing to take up the job, and who would of course enjoy being around kids.

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I'm posting most of the pictures I am planning to drop into this fic later on, because I just realized that I have way too many I did for fun and I am starting to lose which I would need to add and when. Like some things I have shared had happened and others are in progress if I keep them in or not. So yeaaah, this is it. I will be trying to keep account of them with this.

After this I am adding Odette and Clara for sure because of course I did them and posted them without adding the pictures...

PS: I wrote that I started to create her in the dorms right? It is so obvious for me which was made at home and which at the dorms. And even though one or two might not end up with a place in the fic, I just wanted to share, because damn I had fuuuun.

2024.08.07. Don't mind me, I am unsuspiciously editing this and if you wanna spoil the plot twist go ahead and read this...

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