#but no literally

[lymooniee]

Being in geography makes me feel like Nami. God what is wrong with me 😭

[overdevelopedglasses]

@woundedheartwithin really wanted to expose the brainrot, huh?

Well there you have it lmfaoooo

Thanks for the tag!

[heretherebedork]

It's time for the volleyball unit at the school I work at so I will be spending the next two weeks at work being regularly reminded of Crossing the Line and @absolutebl, especially the part of the show where it turns out he only taught him techniques and not how to play the game because that is life in elementary school PE.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

[aropride]

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

[dumbbitchawards]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

[captainjonnitkessler]

Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[starridge]

also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro