#calicos anons

[wc-confessions]

wtf is "intersex" and why are people shouting that certain cats (or sometimes ALL CATS??) are it???? Is this a gender thing that I'm ignorant of? Cuz that's cool I'd be happy to learn- but google says intersex relates to the actual physical body parts, and I'm just- Why do people care about this??????

Gender is one thing- affirming that shit correctly is SUPER important and I love the different hc's and interpretations there in ALL fandoms tbh, not just wc. But the actual physical body parts- how is that relevant. Why does anyone care. What are you using that info for. Why are people thinking about different body parts for these cats????.... Like why does a calico like Redtail HAVE to be intersex- does that mean something OTHER than Redtail having both male and female body parts??????? AND WHY IS THAT IN MY HEAD. I've never heard of an intersex pet cat in reality, even after working at the vet, is this just a genetics thing????

Like sure being able to have children can sometimes distinguish a character in terms of whether they will adopt or carry kits- but otherwise... why do people care what's swinging between the legs? What value is that info? Are these people DRAWING GENITALS OR SOMETHING??????

(Sorry if this ask is kinda iffy. I 100% understand if this ask gets deleted)

male calico cats are all considered intersex. the calico coat pattern is directly linked to two x chromosomes, which is why most calicos are usually female. male calicos have the xxy chromosomes which makes them intersex. redtail is intersex.

-mod ashensky

[little-pup-pip]

just realized you don’t do stimboards sorry about that! can you make a calico cat mood board for a girl and no paci please <33

For sure!!

[agerefandom]

hiiii can i request a calico critters moodboard if u havent already made 1 ? :0 tytyty !!

Here you go!

[deadboystims]

cat claw stimboard for ✨🐀 anon!

ᯓ★ x x x , x x x , x x x

[emilythedog661-tf2]

let custard find a baby kitten

Here you go!

Custard with her clan of her kitten buddies and siblings 😋

[shilohsylvanian]

I understand why they are doing it, but how are you feeling about the fact the new playsets (and in some case families) are way more 'kawaii' and 'modern' instead of woodland creatures Beatrix Potter style? Dont get me wrong, i find the new sets adorable, and they can just do as much with the small countryside town aesthetic, but i feel like they are losing a bit the plot

hi! great question :) I do miss the more cottage styles..I have noticed some of the new special items are more cottage/woodland again so that gives me some hope. There's a secret forest series featuring the new Husky dog brother from the movie that is very 90s and woodland vibe to me. But I also noticed those sets are more expensive, so I'm wondering if there's a production cost factor going on. A lot of details are missing from newer sets as well which I am not fond of.

I do know that generally if I bring up sylvanians to non-collectors, they're more attracted to the cutesy baby sets and really only have the babies. some a cost factor with the blind bags being an easy buy and also maybe an alt fashion standpoint of "these babies fit my aesthetic more". the general toy market is very cutesy too. So honestly as long as they don't give them big cartoon eyes, I'm fine lol. I do like the fairy/floral themes going on but I wish there were some focus on the kid figures and less the babies for a bit. or at least also release another country town or something in addition to the baby stuff. Like there's no library still, and some outdoor fun stuff or more garden/school/jobs would be nice.

But this also gives me time/money to catch up on old releases, as the sylvanian products are VAST and I will literally never catch up

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Sometimes i'm surprised that there's adults in the whump comunity, so, as one of the pillarse of whump art in this platform, how do you manage to keep posting so much content about torturing fictional characters while having an adult Life with adult things to do without someone you know IRL finding your Tumblr and thinking you're a serial killer? /pos

so one big help is that no one I know irl is aware of tumblr's existence (or if they are, they don't have accounts)

A decent chunk of people know I make gore art, and I've show some of them my pieces, but they're usually just like "hehe blood" and don't question it

I'm not overly worried about anyone finding my Tumblr, 'cause I'm not active enough on any other social media for people to go looking lol. If someone asks what I'm working on, I often just give a vague description of Riot Kings (because when am I not working on that?) and it's usually good enough to satisfy their curiosity. (I also have plenty of non-whump art to show folks who ask me what I'm drawing ahaha)

[void-galaxy-shenanigans]

do you have any pets?

Yes💜

We have a kitty, Liliana. She’s 5, we got her last September. She’s a sassy lovebug.

(She gets angry zoomies when I’m gone too long or when I tell her she can’t have 3+ cans of wet food a day even if she races it down 😂)

She also likes (sometimes) to reach out her front paws, press claws into our hand, and pull our hand over, & then she falls asleep holding our hand. Or she meows nonstop and paws in our direction until we scoop & hold her paw. 🥺💜

We take so many photos, but have a handful of my favourites ☺💜

~Nico

[otherkinotd]

Today's otherkin of the day is c!LDShadowLady, who is faekin, calico catkin, blue axolotlkin, and polytherian 🩷

-requested by anon

[macaw-squawks]

Can you do an outfit board that’s calico cat themed, masc preferably and if possible include jewelry of sorts? /nf

And if you don’t mind I’d like to take the anon tag.. -🐱🥁

Masc calico cat outfit board, with lotsa jewellery!

Requested by: 🐱🥁 anon

Hope you like this, anon! Let me know if you'd like any changes :>

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

very funny that people think Ed would choose "marry Jack/ fuck Izzy" you don't act like Jack does while pulling the hotties he's pulled unless you lay some Olympic pipe

oh man i want to agree with you so bad bc ed deserves to have fantastic sex (and he will, eventually, with stede, but he deserves it before that too) however for personal reasons i have a different headcanon re: cj’s performance in bed

also i don’t know enough abt the anne bonny situation to even begin to speculate how jack scored with her (personally my fingers are crossed that she turns out to be just as unhinged and chaotic neutral as jack) but the thing that we have to understand about ed and jack is that yes jack is an annoying douche but ed likes hanging out with him. i feel like a lot of this fandom always casts jack as like a shitty ex boyfriend or writes their relationship as primarily consisting of them hooking up but canonically we see ed having a GREAT time hanging out with ed!!! they’re fuckbuddies emphasis on buddies, the sex is literally secondary to their friendship (bc yes even tho ed says he has no friends and also cj says they’re not friends, by most people’s definition jack IS a friend, just a very shitty one)! fucking (or “buggering” lol) is something they do from time to time, but it is not the only thing they do. in their adult life they’ve probably hooked up every time they ran into each other but not until after they partied together all night.

anyway this ask was sent in response to this poll where MY question is “why are people voting for fuck izzy/marry stede/kill jack obviously ed would rather marry jack and kill izzy” bc like. Canonically. we know that ed has fucked jack. meanwhile there is zero evidence that ed and izzy have ever hooked up AND ALSO when izzy was horny for ed choking him ed looked visibly disgusted and afraid. izzy’s little cheek stroke and “there he is” made ed’s dick shrivel up and hide inside his pelvis. he is not picking fuck izzy.

one more thing tho, bc while in my head cj is only okay at sex, i will say one thing about him:

people with penises don’t pee like ^this^ unless they’re intentionally trying to show off their dick. i cannot fathom any other reason for why jack is doing some avant-garde hands-free pissing strategy in this scene. the man is gripping that bamboo like he’s trying to commune with nature and his dick is just free-hanging in the breeze. he is putting his junk on Display and that is because he is confident in his package.

calico jack may or may not be good in bed but he definitely has a massive dong.

[chocodile]

just wanted to say i bought a tiny dragon calico critter from you at furlandia and im still sobbing over how cute it is. tysm <3

Aw thank you, I'm glad it found such a good home with you!

(I do think those tiny dragons turned out pretty disgustingly adorable!)

[brucequeensteen]

Cat monkees ..... Mike is a tuxedo turkish angora. Peter is an orange american shorthair tabby. Davy is a brown munchkin tabby. Micky is a ragdoll. What r ur thoughts

you are some kind of a genius or perhaps a philosopher or something . i have nothing to add and no way to dispute these because i agree wholeheartedly. although seeing full black turkish angoras i think those are more mike than the tuxedo/black and white ones. but these are perfect your mind is huge

[acemotes]

Squeezed Creatures Emojis 2: 💛💞's petre<33

Requested by 💛💞 anon!!<3

As I said, 10-20 minutes...or 9 hours XD

Requests open!!

[ask-calico-jack]

Jack I need some pick up lines that are 100% guaranteed to work do you have anything

Alright, you came to the right place.

This is a fine whiskey but it aint what I'm lookin to savor.

I hope you like the rodeo because I'm gonna take you for a wild ride.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I aint.

(this one works if you're trying to pick up a navy wife, which is real fun because their husbands regularly fail to satisfy them and also next time you tussle with the Navy you get the satisfaction of knowing that you fucked one of their wives.) While the mister is off shooting a load of pirates how about you let a pirate shoot a load in you.

Disciplining cabin boys aint the only use I've got for this whip.

Careful, that booty looks mighty precious, any pirate worth his salt will want to try to steal it.

But honestly? You usually don't need pickup lines. It's all about figuring out what they're into. Most port girls like it if you play up the bad boy bodice ripper thing, they want to say they fucked a pirate and they like it when you act the part. The Missus likes it when I act a fool to make her laugh, so does Eddie. And I have a longstanding situationship, not naming any names, but he's got big brown eyes and long curly hair, who melts when I call him princess or babygirl.

[shilohsylvanian]

whilst i have no space for the amazing dollhouses i got an idea for when i get my very own family: i intend to seek and procure a classic fold-out paper dollhouse book from my childhood, with a Victorian aesthetic, and place my tiny family in that

omg I love that! please post pictures when you do! paper dollhouses are so cute and fun, I used to have a few as a kid as well.