#cannibal besties for the win

[bananadramaaa]

Something silly & quick for Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week :D

[encrucijada]

HAZE DOGS — a wip by ester cuervos

【 genre & categroy: horror, low fantasy, adult 】

【 pov: 2nd person retrospective 】

【 what if princess mononoke, the hunt from the magnus archives, and night in the woods had a baby. guy too scared for horror keeps writing it. great news for all the girls (gender neutral) who've ever wanted to go apeshit!! i'm technically catholic so i'm allowed to bastardise catholicism 】

【 cw: cults, blood and gore, religious blasphemy, cannibalism, harm to animals 】

【 tone & themes: feminine horror, corruption, bottled rage, divinity, unhinged, atmospheric, eerie, immortality/mortality 】

a b o u t : an isolated town is haunted by otherworldly canines incapable of dying. when connor hidalgo mejía comes back to life after being sacrificed by her old classmates, the town finds a temporary solution to their problem that will keep more people from dying: they offer connor and only connor to the animals. with her boyfriend's mother at the head, connor becomes the reluctant but not entirely unwilling idol of worship of a cult that begins to form around her. the people of her town really believe she can somehow free them of this haunting. but aurora vidal isn't the only one pulling the strings for power. everyone wants a piece of connor's divinity, a god is easy to manipulate when she's actually just a nineteen-year-old girl who up until last month only had two concerns: make it to tomorrow and get to know her estranged brother. the temporary solution starts to feel like a permanent one with connor soon not being able to find peace in life or in death.

another story about a girl in a white dress getting sacrificed... except she's wearing cool alternative clothes on top of that white dress. also the dark academia plot of "person we all hate died under mysterious circumstances" except this time the person keeps coming back to life, worse each time.

c h a r a c t e r s :

connor hidalgo mejía. she/they. embodies the energy of the "alt friend" from 00s teen movies. would have bitten you to win an argument even before things got freaky. what if jesus was a dog.

ángel quijada vidal. he/they. connor's boyfriend. dark academia protagonist who got lost and ended up in a horror movie. ignoring social cues on purpose because he thinks they're stupid.

delilah estévez herrera. she/her. connor's best friend. literally the prettiest person in the room at all times. not joining your cult bestie sick aesthetic tho. borrowing her from my buddy jude <3

acacia quijada vidal. she/her. connor's frenemy. would befriend you and then vaguepost about you online. ángel's sister. youngest sister syndrome. dead blue eyes.

aurora vidal ochoa. she/her. ángel's mum. gaslight gatekeep girlboss. woke up and decided to become a cult leader. marisa coulter energy (derogatory).

benjy hidalgo mejía. he/him. connor's brother, apparently. has the energy of the bum older brother with a shitty band and a warning sign of his door you'd find in a 90s movie.

zagreus. he/it. pubby :3 nothing weird going on here i prommy.

aesthetic: a foggy open field, coyote howls in the dead of night, wiping blood from your mouth, maximalist teen girl bedrooms, light reflecting off of animal eyes, an empty dilapidated church, bite marks on your shoulder, tall grass swaying in the breeze, an abandoned fountain filled with greenish water, broken statues, taxidermy animals, the rattle of a dog's chain, crackling television signal, cloudy weather and the smell of ozone before a storm, glitter makeup rolling down your cheeks, music so loud others hear it on your headphones, a lake with party trash floating on the surface, your fanciest clothes splattered with blood, the cold smoothness of fine jewellery, low quality camera footage, a trail of kisses down your spine, teeth that are too sharp, halos made with neon bracelets, cupping your cheeks with bloodied hands, curling up under the covers in bed when it's cold

snippet!!!

“Cool, right?” you asked your reflection, answered yourself with a smile that cut your purple mouth in two with white teeth.

You grabbed your keys.

Benjy was in the living room. He still occupied space like he was a guest instead of a resident, you looked at him and tried to find yourself on his face, on his shoulders, his hair, his hands. But other than the brown of your skin and his skin, you couldn’t, the only thing you shared that your mum had too were the freckles, but what did that prove? If that was proof of kin then Ángel would be your brother, Acacia your sister, Dafne a quarter of something with the smattered speckles on the bridge of their nose.

“Where the fuck are you going?”

He was your brother enough to talk like he’d known all nineteen years of your life.

You stopped in front of the television, a horror movie screaming behind you, blood and guts and bad sound effects of tearing skin, someone’s burbly wail from a cut throat.

“Vidal party.”

“What’s a Vidal? Am I supposed to know what that is?”

“They own like half the town, huge house, can’t miss it.”

“And they invited the likes of you?”

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

You guys had a ton of funny things to say in response to the polls in the Best Chapter Cover in the Manga Tournament. So much so, that my initial list of funny comments was three full pages long. But after a lot of revising, and some delays for personal reasons, here's the post with the funniest comments of the last tournament, sorted by the poll they were commented on:

Chapter 2 vs Chapter 3 (2ound 1 part 1) slugfest between the allure of seeing a characters full pack and belongings laid out neatly versus Laios, Doomed, Eats Sandwich

Chapter 4 vs Chapter 5 (round 1 part 1) i love the go white boy go image, but yuri is always the answer

Chapter 21 vs Chapter 22 (round 1 part 1) whats his name again. chester? CHESTER SWEEP

Chapter 57 vs Chapter 58 (round 1 part 3) we are all simple. we see funny catgirl, we click the button Sorry Marcille I'm giving it to Ominous Catgirl 😔

Chapter 72 vs Chapter 73 (round 1 part 3) Chapter 73 aka future finalist for "Horniest Chapter Cover" tournament i hauve covid ryoko kui horny is the best kind of horny

Chapter 8 vs Chapter 10 (round 2 part 1) these early round Close-Ish ones are really fascinating to me. What will win: dynamic group shot, or Senshi Wear Hat

Chapter 47 vs Chapter 49 (round 2 part 2) i don't know this series or the significance of these images but one of these has a massive hairy man being slutty so i felt qualified to judge this one senshi thighs sweep HOT SENSHI HOT SENSHI HOT SENSHI

Chapter 50 vs Chapter 51 (round 2 part 3) chilchuck being one raceswap away from a five o'clock shadow is important to me

Chapter 56 vs Chapter 58 (round 2 part 3) chilchuk forever haunted by the looming ever-present spector of romance. please show him your support in these trying times Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't click to pet her!! divorced dad AND potential bi king???

Chapter 68 vs Chapter 69 (round 2 part 3) THISTLE VS THISTLE WHO WILL WIN

Chapter 71 vs Chapter 3 (round 2 part 3) justice for dragon dinner but I Understand i dont go here i just need to support my bestie vore and cannibalism. ESPECIALLY vore and cannibalism sexualised. CHAPER 73 SWEEP!!!!!!!!! CUT THAT TONGUE OFF

Chapter 46 vs Chapter 47 (round 3 part 1) the senshi fanservice chapter cover is just dungeon meshi heritage

Chapter 68 vs Chapter 73 (round 3 part 2) Thistle giving head to the Winged Lion >>>>>>>>>

Chapter 80 vs Chapter 85 (round 3 part 2) my brain neuron activate when i see her eyes bags

Chapter 88 vs Chapter 89 (round 3 part 2) EAT THIS MOTHERFUCKING LION. EAT HIM. EAT HIM. EAT HIM.

Chapter 14 vs Chapter 21 (round 4) GO GIRL GO, BEAT CHESTER!! SLAY THAT OLD MAN TO THE GROUND MARCILLE

Chapter 76 vs Chapter 85 (round 4) sorry kabru but i have to support womens wrongs im sorry pepe silvia kabru but marcile looks hot in her tired renaisance faire goth era

Chapter 28 vs Chapter 47 (quarter finals) everyone LOOK AWAY im abt to do some cocomelon shit to that man ryoko kui's unstoppable lust for her own character has spread to the audience

Chapter 85 vs Chapter 97 (quarter finals) prev is right but unfortunately i saw a woman so beautiful i blacked out and voted for her before i could muster any logic 😵‍💫

Chapter 47 vs Chapter 97 (semi-finals) i read dungeon meshi for the food sorry naked senshi

Chapter 47 vs Chapter 73 (finale) battle of the horny covers THE S IN SENSHI STANDS FOR SWEEP VOTE CANNIBALISM PLEASEEEEEE senshi IS sexé but is he as sexy as laios getting his tongue [REDACTED]

[feathers-silly-rambles]

Okay theory time!

Not a big one, but I might redo my Lilith theory later (I think my last one has holes). This one's about Susan. 😱

Spoilers

So we all know Rosie and Alastor both dislike Susan, but I wanted to tell you why I think that is.

But first, I'll have to go over what I think I know about the Cannibal Colony. I think they work sort of like a giant family. They all take care of each other and they probably aren't too fond of outsiders, likely killing and eating them if they get too close. They may personally dislike someone in the colony but if an outsider slaps them, they will obliterate them in an instant.

That being said, I think we all know Alastor didn't spawn into hell a part of their colony, and he probably met and befriended Rosie rather quickly after his appearance. Now I think he ended up staying with her during his early days in hell, or at least frequently visited. Everyone would know that he's Rosie's friend so they'd leave him alone, but that likely wouldn't spare him from judgment, and it's beyond likely that Susan gave him a hard time during his early days there.

We see that no one attacks Charlie when Alastor brings her there, and that's probably because they see that she's with him and therefore know not to bother her. However, Susan not only immediately begins mouthing off Charlie three seconds into her stage, but also threatens her ("Leave before I eat those big ass eyes of your!"). We also see that she likely doesn't have this attitude with her own people, as she doesn't say anything bad to or about Rosie (she even yells to bring her back the second she's off stage).

Once you win them over, you're safe with them, as shown in 'Ready For This', but all of this together makes me think that during his early days, Alastor would've had quite a bit of trouble with Susan (and probably a few others) given he was an outsider. Rosie doesn't seem to have a personal grudge against Susan (she never directly insulted her, just agreed with Alastor when he called her a bitch), and really only describes her as 'she's tough' in reference to getting her to agree. She probably hasn't had any bad experiences personally with her, but she's seen how she acts towards people outside the colony and knows her behavior very well.

Long story short, Susan mean and Alastor don't like it.

Maybe I'm putting way too much effort into this oldady but you know what? If I wanna write college essays whenever I have the tiniest idea, I'm gonna do that. Anyways, have a good day! :DD

Obligated bestie pic.

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack ✨Character Info✨😌 (part 1)

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For those who don’t know about my TBOSAS on Crack Alternative Universe, all you have to do is read [this] first to catch up. AND Part 2 is [here].

As for those who already read all my short takes before, here are some character ✨FACTS✨ about our favorite delinquents Mentors that are considered “Canon” in this joke!AU.

So let’s start with our ✨MAIN PROTAGONISTS✨ (AKA: Our four main idiot Mentors)

Coriolanus “Coryo” Snow ❄️ (AKA: The Poor Malnourish Looking Cabbage Boy From Corso)

Coryo knows 500+ different ways to cook cabbages and lima beans because of his irreversible childhood (war) traumas.

He secretly likes to trade his cabbages and beans at the Capitol Black Market for banned music albums that were produced centuries ago.

His favorite banned song is ✨Snow On The Beach✨😍!

Gardening, singing, sewing (because of Tigris), and surprisingly cooking are his favorite hobbies.

Drunk or not, Dean Casca Highbottom calls him ✨Crassus Xanthos Snow✨ no matter the occasion. However, it became a serious problem when Drunk!Casca literally thinks Coryo is Crassus (AKA: Highbottom’s former lover, drinking buddy, bestie boyfriend, & karaoke pal).

His favorite food is “whatever pie Ma Plinth bakes” for the Mentors that day. But the Plinth Apple Pie is the best pie.

He always likes it when Sejanus brings him extra sandwiches made by Ma Plinth.

Coryo and Sejanus were once the ✨Sandwich Duo✨ of their class. However, when Festus Creed joined and became their ✨Class Rep✨, he decided to rename them as the ✨Sandwich Trio✨.

Snow has a weird tendency to blame his broken bicycle every time he gets injured. Annoyingly, Sejanus has the same problem, but with a few extra steps.

He secretly wants to major in ✨Arts & Theatre✨ along with Felix Ravinstill, Gaius Breen, Juno Phipps, and Arachne Crane.

He once wanted to run for the position of ✨Class President✨. However, he and the rest of his classmates decided to vote for poor sensitive Felix because they just wanted to see another Ravinstill become the ✨President✨ of something.

Coryo can’t pass his physical examination no matter how hard he tries. According to the doctor, he’s just naturally thin and malnourish looking. In other words, he can’t become a Peacekeeper (much to Dean Highbottom’s frustration).🤣

He strongly believes that the Hunger Games could have been better and more popular if they recreated it into a ✨talent show✨ with a “no killing, no gore, no cannibalism” policy.

“HGASC” (The Hunger Games: Annual Singing Contest) was based on his stupid talent show idea in order to finally end the original version of the games. And also because he really wanted to win the Plinth Prize with his new best friend, Lucy Gray.

Coryo was the one who convinced the other Mentors to write and present their crazy paper proposal that will forever change the original concept of the games. And because everyone (even the Tributes) really wanted to shut up Livia Cardew and her stupid ✨Love Island✨ idea.

He is regrettably aware of his dead father’s past “affairs” with Dean Highbottom, especially the #Crasca4Ever ship that died years ago when Crassus married someone else not named Highbottom.

He once avoided getting a demerit and an expulsion letter from a very drunk Dean Highbottom by pretending to be the ghost of Crassus Snow.

He got hoodwinked (& borderline blackmailed) into seriously dating and marrying Sejanus after graduation by a scheming Strabo Plinth.

His crazy Grandma’am and cousin Tigris were quite thrilled to learn that their sweet Cabbage Boy will marry into money. And also because they won’t have to live in poverty anymore.

Coryo may deny it, but he actually came to genuinely love Sejanus & the rest of the SnowPlinth Fan Club. Their crazy ship even became the No. 1 trending news in all of Panem after their shameless stunt inside the Capitol Arena.

He accidentally and unknowingly made Strabo Plinth and Casca Highbottom mortal enemies, just because of their past romantic relationship with Crassus Snow.

His scheming grandmother is closely working with Strabo Plinth to secretly rule all of Panem under the ✨Plinth-Snow Dynasty✨😈.

He literally ✨gaslit✨ and ✨girlbossed✨ himself to become the next ✨First Lady of Panem✨ because of Sejanus.

Coryo only sees and considers Lucy Gray Baird as a good friend who likes music and nothing more. And because he was already apparently dating Sejanus Plinth.

He persuaded Lucy Gray to sing a duet version of ✨We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together✨ on the Lucky Flickerman LIVE TV Interview instead of whatever song she wrote for Billy Taupe. And yes, it was an outstanding performance and everybody loved it, except for Sejanus.

He really hates cannibalism and cannibals because of his war trauma, except for Persephone Price, just because she’s the girlfriend of Festus Creed.

Sejanus “Sej” Plinth 🥪 (AKA: The Very Rich Idiot Heir of Strabo Plinth)

He once bought a truck load of cabbages for Coryo’s family in order to impress him. Tigris was the only Snow who was genuinely happy that day. Meanwhile, Coryo fainted because of the smell.

The only reason why Sejanus learned to use a gun was because of his obsession to protect his beloved Coryo from future potential boyfriend stealing admirers.

Drunk!Casca Highbottom mistakenly calls him “Syllabus Plinth” than “Sejanus” every class roll call. Surprisingly, Sejanus never bothered correcting the Dean’s drunken mistake, because it might as well insult Strabo’s naming skills.

He got the most obvious humongous shameless crush on Coryo Snow since the day they first met. He also claimed that it was ✨love at first sight✨ after offering Coryo some gumdrops.

He is undeniably the richest student in The Academy next to Felix Ravinstill and Livia Cardew.

He almost persuaded his father to buy the penthouse next to the Snows (in order to live closer to Coryo). Luckily, Coryo begged him not to do such a thing because Arachne Crane’s family lives there (and because Arachne begged Coryo to talk Sejanus out of it).

He always brings an extra sandwich bag for his beloved Coryo to share with his friends. However, after meeting and befriending Festus Creed, he needs to at least bring a body bag full of sandwiches.

His favorite banned song is ✨Jenny, I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship✨😘.

Baking, bread throwing, and stalking Coryo are his favorite hobbies.

Not surprisingly, he was the first one who pursued and persuaded (hoodwinked) Coryo to become his official lover and fiancé. Strabo Plinth was even impressed that his idiot son “captured” a Snow.

He and Lysistrata Vickers were the ones who popularized and monetized the ✨Snowjanus✨ ship at The Academy.

Him and Dean Highbottom have an ongoing “shipping” rivalry, because Drunk!Casca genuinely thinks that Sejanus stole his lover (Crassus) from him. But to be fair, the Dean also hates Strabo Plinth for having a past romantic relationship with Coryo’s very dead dad.

He knows that his father, Strabo Plinth is secretly scheming with Coryo’s grandmother to rule all of Panem through the Plinth-Snow Dynasty. However, he doesn’t really care as long as his beloved Coryo is happily married to him.

Sejanus was actually the one who secretly locked Urban Canville in a bathroom stall to help Festus Creed win the ✨Class Representative✨ position.

He and Festus Creed are considered as the two greatest idiots of their class.

He once brought a rabid raccoon to Dr. Gaul’s class in order to scare her off. Unfortunately, it did not. Moreover, he actually impressed the insane woman instead.

In the Lucky Flickerman LIVE TV interview, he taunted and challenged Marcus into a ✨Dance Battle✨ to get sponsors.

He honestly got jealous of Lucy Gray and wanted to push her out of the way when Lysistrata told him that his beloved Coryo will sing a banned song with the weird Covey girl.

He strongly believes that the Hunger Games could have been recreated into a “Bake Off” between the Districts with a “no killing” policy.

He was the one who proposed the ✨Hunger Games: The Great Panem Bake Off✨ idea to the Board Officials and almost won their votes. He only got outvoted by Coryo’s ✨talent show✨ proposal because Marcus kept on complaining that half of the Tributes don’t even know how to bake a cake to save themselves.

His old dream/goal was for him to become a medic or doctor, but after officially dating Coryo, his new dream is to be the future ✨President of Panem✨

Lysistrata “Lizzie” Vickers 💊 (AKA: The Academy’s Secret Drug Smuggling Doctor)

She always uses the “My parents are famous doctors! I can do whatever I want!” card to get away with anything.

She is the Founder and President of the famous ✨SnowPlinth Fan Club✨ at The Academy.

Her classmates (except Palmyra Monty) always take her medical advice seriously. Even Livia Cardew can’t deny The Great Lizzie Vickers when it comes to health issues.

Felix Ravinstill teases her to become his personal physician in the future, since her parents are already working under his family.

Her dream/goal is to become the official physician of future President Sejanus and First Lady Coriolanus.😌💅

She and Sejanus were the ones who spread the ✨SnowPlinth✨ epidemic at The Academy.

Drunk!Casca Highbottom mistakenly calls her “Listerina Listerine Vickers” than “Lysistrata” every class roll call. Unsurprisingly, she doesn’t really care.

Her favorite banned song is ✨Bleeding Love✨.

Lizzie and Felix Ravinstill are considered to be the most responsible and well-prepared people out of their class.

Cooking, reading, and “Drug Experimenting” are her favorite hobbies.

She once attended President Ravinstill’s Winter Palace Party and stole all of the dessert spoons without anyone knowing. Afterwards, she sold them at the Capitol Black Market for some extra cash.

She was the one who proposed the idea that the Mentors should just play dumb in Dr. Gaul’s class in order to avoid her creepy grooming tendencies. Her idea eventually worked. However, Dr. Gaul now passionately hates them equally.

She likes to bring illegally manufactured drugs (AKA: ✨Miracle Pills✨) to school in the name of science.😈

At the zoo, she illegally smuggled the infamous “all-cure” ✨Miracle Pills✨ for Felix Ravinstill and Dennis Fling, just because their Tributes were sick and dying from respiratory related illnesses.

In the Lucky Flickerman LIVE TV Interview, She and Jessup performed an 80s aerobics dance routine. And yes, she got Jessup to wear tight spandex, lycra, and flexatards.

She is secretly a crybaby and would easily tear up if she sees an injured stray cat, but only Sejanus, Coryo, and Festus knows about that fact.

Lizzie is part of the Dean’s infamous list of students who would most likely become criminals if they weren’t rich AF. The only other Mentors who outranked her in that list are Sejanus Plinth (for stealing Casca’s boyfriend), Coryo Snow (for emptying the school’s food pantry), Androcles Anderson (for being a professional kleptomaniac), Dennis Fling (for smuggling and trading illegal “goods” at school), Iphigenia Moss (for slowly depleting the class funds to buy expensive makeup), and Palmyra Monty (for almost killing everyone at school with her family’s infamous deadly apple pies).

She supports Festus’ crazy idea to recreate the Hunger Games into a cooking show with a “no killing” policy.

Much to Lizzie’s surprise, Jessup (from District 12) was the only Tribute who rejected Festus Creed’s cooking show proposal, just because he can’t cook to save his pride, especially on LIVE TV.

Festus “Fest” Creed 🍔 (AKA: The Original Dumpster-Diving Idiot Foodie of The Capitol)

He likes to collect free food coupons for fun. And sometimes, he, along with Coryo and Pup would even shamelessly dumpster-dive for them after school.

He was originally the only idiot of the class, until Sejanus and him became good friends thanks to Coryo Snow’s involvement.

Eating, sleeping, and dumpster-diving are his favorite hobbies.

His favorite banned song is ✨We Can’t Stop✨🥳.

The Peacekeepers once warned him not to dumpster-dive (again) for garbage, just because his peculiar activities greatly disturbed his neighbors. However, he threatened them back by using Felix Ravinstill’s ✨nepotism✨ and family connections.😂

Everyone believes that he will eventually fail Dr. Gaul’s class, just because of how naturally stupid he acts around her.

He once told Professor Click that he lost his very important assignment through a double bike accident with Coryo Snow. However, nobody believed his weak and stupid excuse because he doesn’t even know how to ride a freaking bicycle.

He has the most obvious humongous crush on Persephone Price since they entered The Academy together. Moreover, he doesn’t really care about the “Maid Stew” rumors because “food is food” according to the Creed house words.

He will literally support and even fund the presidential campaign of Sejanus and Coryo, just because he wants to eat Ma Plinth’s divine cooking.

Drunk!Casca Highbottom mistakenly calls him “Fetus Creed” than “Festus” every class roll. He tried to correct the Dean, but Highbottom won every argument by blaming the Creeds for giving their son a stupid name.

In the Lucky Flickerman LIVE TV Interview, He begged Coral to do a mixed martial arts routine with him as her partner. Coral eventually agreed after watching a “Cobra Kai” banned video clip from his phone. They even wore the Cobra Kai uniform (made by Tigris) to impress the audience.

He likes to give a ✨Surprise Festus Bear Hug✨ to his fellow unsuspecting Mentors. Everyone (but Livia Cardew🙄💅) is fine with his hugging shenanigans.

He truly believes that a ✨competitive cooking show✨ on LIVE TV is better than Highbottom’s “killer kids game” because it will eventually revolutionize Panem’s food industry.

He confidently proposed and defended his ✨Hunger Games: TOP CHEF✨ idea (with a “no killing” policy) to the Board Officials. In the end, he came in third after Coryo’s and Sejanus’ proposals.

He also proposed another idea called ✨The Hunger Games: Keeping Up With The Ravinstills✨ much to everyone’s amusement.

Basically, his second proposal will follow the crazy luxurious life of the current President’s family members and make them more dramatic for all of Panem to enjoy. Meanwhile, Felix was seen sweating and quaking on his seat when he heard that Creed’s second crazy idea almost won by a small margin.

He tried to learn how to somersault with Coral as his instructor, but failed and almost broke his back. Surprisingly, he doesn’t regret the experience after seeing Coral and Mizzen laughing and choking on their own salivas after the incident.

Festus has collected more damaging secrets from his classmates than Livia Cardew and Arachne Crane could ever imagine. However, he doesn’t know how to use them for blackmail purposes.

He only won the position of ✨Class Representative✨ because Sejanus deliberately locked Urban Canville in a bathroom stall.

He is aware that he answers questions without thinking too much of it. Heck! He once stupidly proposed to make The Academy the new Hunger Games Capitol Arena (as a joke) after the failed bomb explosion incident. Dr. Gaul and Dean Highbottom very much wanted to strangle him that day.

Dean Highbottom regrettably gave up on officially expelling Festus from The Academy, just because no matter how many times the Creed kid received a demerit for breaking the rules, he still has the audacity to show up and attend his classes like nothing happened.

He will eventually challenge Tigris Snow to an epic dance battle in order to secure his position as the official ✨Best Man✨ at Coryo and Seji’s royal wedding.

[bats-in-the-snow]

!!PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Hello hello!! I'm gonna be doing a series of choose your own adventure games based off of Delta Green: Impossible Landscapes, and so this is a post to explain how it will work, and to choose which to play first!

(side note, Cody was created by my bestie westie @gnawdar!!)

How will this work?

Each game will have its own storyline. Each post will have a series of dialogue and/or actions to choose from using the poll feature! Whichever choice wins will be what your character says/does, and will affect the ending of the game! Each game will have multiple endings, but the amount will depend on the story. Each poll will be available to vote on for a week, while I work on a response for each answer/action!

Game tags!

I plan to do more games in the future, but right now I have three! To find all games/posts I'll ever do, you can check

#A mystery in misadventure

To find specific stories, I'll be using their title as the tag! Right now, we have:

#The Dorchester Interview

#Outside Help

#The Nurse and The Doctor

You can find them easy in my featured tags, but they're also in my pinned and on this post!

The first three stories!

Now what we've all been waiting for!

The Dorchester Interview: You're a Delta Green agent pretending to be a police officer as you try to find two missing patients that disappeared from the Dorchester House in the middle of the night. After interviewing other nurses, doctors and patients, you land on the last interview of the day with Cody James Waller and Jax Cambion.

Outside Help: You're a Delta Green agent investigating the disappearance of Abigail Wright and the Nightfloors that exist within the building. You're sent to speak with two other agents from your handler, Agent Lavender and Agent Eucalyptus, both of which have experience with the Nightfloors. But as you speak with them, you start to wonder if the information they have is worth the experience of being around the two.

The Nurse and The Doctor: You're a Detective interviewing Dr. Cody Leonard Waller, and Nurse Jax Clawson about a series of dissaperances happening in their neighborhood and near their work place, The Dorchester House.

Warnings!

Last addition! These games will contain dark/horror content!! If you want specific trigger warnings check under the read more, but it DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS!!!!!

The Dorchester Interview: Mentioned/Implied Child Neglect, Mentioned/Implied Child abuse, Talk of mental health and childhood truama, Murder, Body Horror, and Violence

Outside Help: Mentioned/Implied Child Neglect, Mentioned/Implied Child abuse, Body horror, Murder, and Violence

The Nurse and The Doctor: Gore, Murder, Child Murder, and Cannibalism

[anti-endo-haven]

tw for mentions of abuse (external and internal) malicious alters/headmates/parts (?? not sure if this needed to be added but just in case) and cannibalism (in reference to headspace shit) and obsessive love

bitches be like "support all systems! support all persecutors!" until theres alters in the system that can cause genuine harm inside and potentially outside of the system or have personalities and behavior that is a result of trauma that isn't cute or pretty. shoutout to jamie 🫀 in our system who holds the obsessive love and possessive love issues we were conditioned heavily and groomed to have and present outwardly with and who presents as cannibalistic in headspace as a result of this. you help us so much bestie even though you hurt us a lot thank you

-⚠️(☎️)

Yeah, they’ll say to support every system and every alter until they’re “problematic” even if it’s from a place of trauma or related to the trauma that the body went through.

Others also say that you can’t heal without loving all of you, but at the same time, that’s hard to do. Especially when those people are still causing harm and it’s just an uphill struggle of trying to love them and getting hurt which is a repeat of how the trauma was before.

There’s no winning with people in my opinion. Always a set path and it’s never the right one for others even if it is for you.

That’s also like people that see others that struggle or deal with obsessive love, it’s romanticized even if it’s causing someone severe pain and problems.

Honestly, it would be nicer if people just let systems live and let live without trying to say if something is or isn’t right or if they’re doing something wrong (healing is different for everyone). It’s just a constant thing in system spaces where someone has to do what someone else does or it “isn’t correct” which is… wrong.

I might have missed the genuine thing in it and got off into my own tangent so feel free to clarify or reply if I did. :)

[thesmpisonfire]

:D I love felpac lmao. the tension between cellbit / felps / pac must be so funny. one of them killed the other once but now they’re besties, two of them have some gay cannibalism thing going on, and then whatever felps and pac have going on with their mutual pining but trying not to address it. date nights between them must go crazy

-WSD

In my head cellbit and felps have a friendly competition about who pampers pac more on a date and pac is just vibing loving the attention, also felps often wins because he wears black lipstick often and pac is kinda weak for it (mike is at his bed scrolling through AITA tiktoks chuckling at what pac is telling him about their antics)

[hiemaldesirae]

Alright part 2 of the cult au so when Alastor gets back to hell he’ll look everywhere for Vox because he knows there’s no way he would be in heaven and they eventually have a reunion in cannibal town and they pretty much become besties but Vox wants to build a empire again but instead of a religious cult it’s more like the company he makes in the show. Alastor is worried that it will end the same as the cult so he’s against it which causes their relationship to strain because Vox feels like Alastor is being controlling while Alastor feels like he’s doing what’s right for Vox it ends with Vox running away with Valentino he starts Vox tech and the Vees and is always on the run because of Alastor until they finally run into each other and had that fight before Alastor left which ends with Vox winning but before leaving Alastor for good he makes one last offer for him to join the Vees so they can be a team just like when he was alive and Alastor refuses

cue 200 chapters of Alastor trying to convince Vox to join the hazbin hotel before it’s too late lol

NOOFUCK this makes me sick. als just trying to protect vox because he couldnt the first time but voxs want for more power and influence is the cause of their ruined friendship :(

that last sentence makes me think of 2p alastor for some reason lmfao i can imagine alastor just broadcasting shit all over hell like PLEASE VOX COME BACK I MISS YOU while charlie stand sin the back going 'hey al how does this help our hotel publicity again...'

[altheneum-writings]

📚 F I G U R E 📚

Page contains:

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Content warning/s:

* mentions of bl00d and gor3

* cannibalism

Character/s used:

* Roblox Doors - Figure

proof read! no typos!

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General:

* Is the librarian of the hotel

* also is the one that guards door 100 

* Figure is slightly formal-ish, his speech sounds formal but he doesn't really like to talk much?

* he's actually a pretty nice dude, chill, sure he eats humans because he thinks most of them who intrude his library are a threat but, he's chilling

* while Figure isn't very social, he does like to explore around a bit by himself.

* however, he often freaks out and gets lost as he's only so used to being in two rooms

* in his library is a secret passage way to door 100, which is how he gets there real easily, but the book you need to get there is camouflaged with the other books. it's gonna be hard finding it :)

* his books have engroves on them, so he can easily read them all :D 

* loves fantasy/fiction/adventure books, maybe also reads some about romance as well

* hates Screech, thinks he's annoying but tolerates him just for Seek

* closest with Seek, Eyes, and Hide, lets them in his library to relax :D

* he's shy, a shy dude, who likes to read books, and is a blind librarian.

* He's got some MASSIVE strength going on, with that it has acquired strong durability to pain, so pushing a bookshelf on top of Figure will be useless, not to mention pointless and rude

* he eats humans, besides that he doesn't get hungry surprisingly but he doesn't get full either

* he will swallow a human whole, drills their body down with those teeth of his

Romantic:

♡ Huge hopeless romantic

♡ Doesn't know how to date, although he has read romance novels before

♡ he tries to piece together what to do from the novels

♡ goes to Seek for help and advice, Seek is perfect for dates even when he hasn't had them himself.

♡ cuddles 24/7, very soft ones too, he doesn't want to hurt you :']

♡ if he ever did, whether accidental or not, he would avoid you because he'd think he's dangerous :'[

♡ would LOVE to give you piggy back rides, he'd love to carry you around and such! Just please tell him where to go

♡ loves reading books with you! Would love it even more if you read to him a book so he could listen to you talk, plus he gets a story and you get to be with him, win-win!

* definitely calls you "honey, sweetheart, sweetie, dear, darling, love"

Platonic:

* Besties

* seriously though, how you befriended him was a blur

* all you had were candies in your pocket and-

* ooohhhhh...that's how

* you probably also spoke how you needed help, Figure may be blind but he isn't stupid, he decided to help you out

* by maybe listening to your heartbeat to know where you are

* he helped you out with the code and simply let you out

* you survived? Holy shit man!

* he asks you to bring more candy when you return, in which you did, you couldn't just leave him there!

* so anyways you now have a gigantic blind monstrous puppy following you around

Angstic:

* He hallucinates that people ask for help often, he often mistakes them for real people before realizing he hasn't heard the door open

* poor boy is lonely, he wants to have a friend :[

* luckily at least, Eyes and Seek are his two besties

* if you were to die, he would go feral against everyone, you were the only few who never mocked him for being blind

* even if you did, you'd always apologize, that's how much he appericiated your humble personality

* if you were to never return from the elevator, he'd be extremely upset, thinking you had died and he was the cause because he didn't want you to leave

* he hopes you'd forgive him, wherever you are..

Spiced up:

♡ big boi, and I mean, BIG. BOY.

♡ he's a switch but is more of a dom than a bottom

♡ is def a soft dom but will go rough if wanted

♡ Always. Asks. Permission. From. You.

♡ after cares are a must, he always checks if you're okay or if he made you uncomfortable/upset

♡ Figure will satisfy your needs, whatever they are

♡ just please not the disgustingly weird ones...

[juniperhillpatient]

thank you for tagging me @kiki-strike !! <33

10 characters 10 fandoms 10 (ish) tags!

1. Azula ATLA - she's a girlboss. she's a pathetic poor little meow meow. she's a manipulative mastermind. she's a socially awkward wreck. she's a child soldier whose mother left her & who's father treated her like a weapon. she's the most formidable villain the heroes have ever faced. i love her

2. Ashley Graves TCOAAL - a controversial pick MAYBE but I love to see a demon-worshipping cannibal queen winning (committing unspeakable acts but it's ok because her mom didn't love her & also she is baby have u considered that?) i think ashley should be allowed to commit all the atrocities she wants as a treat on the grounds that her parents were so awful they left her to starve to death & before that, pretended not to notice when she & her brother accidentally killed a girl in middle school

3. Natalie Scatorcio, Yellowjackets - 2 cannibal queens in a row I must have a type <3 I love a tragic hero who is also a violent, dangerous & unstable individual. forgiveness is a nice idea but my poor doomed antler queen will never live to see it... she was a gentle soul (ignore the atrocities) who never got to see a single moment of peace or gentleness in her life

4. Sam Carpenter, Scream - it was nearly impossible for me to pick between my best girls Sidney, Emma, & Sam for this list but I have to go Sam. she's the daughter of a serial killer. she enjoys stabbing people. she sees visions of her dead dad telling her to kill but she loves her friends & her sister more than anything. i adore my dangerous & violent but also oh so sweet babygirl

5. Faith Lehane Buffy the Vampire Slayer - listen, Buffy is the obvious choice for the best character in Buffy OFC. but have you considered. faith is broken & hurt & a little crazy with jealousy & obsession with buffy. she's the dark slayer. she has a dynamic with the wacky evil demonic town mayor that mirrors buffy's relationship with her wholesome (mostly. sometimes demon rebelly) librarian mentor as the dark side of the coin. she's never had anyone pick her first & it kills her but she pretends she doesn't care. i'd die for her

6. Baby Firefly - this time not a confirmed cannibal but my girl is into corpse desecration & necrophilia so I think this is a great list that proves I have excellent taste in fictional characters. "there is no wrong. if someone needs to be killed you kill 'em! that's the way :)"

7. Beth Salinger, Hostel 2 - fave final girl my bestie had a hot lesbian enemies to almost lovers to beheading you & playing soccer with the head dynamic with an evil secret society member who tried to lure her to her death. she also cut off the penis of the man who dared to fuck with her & fed it to a dog so like what more can you even want from a character <3

8. Dennis Reynolds IASIP - having dennis as my fave is soo embarrassing he's such a basic fave but genuinely he's SO fucking pathetic & sad beneath the layers of fake manipulative suave cool rich kid that he thinks he conveys (he doesn't). he's literally just a sad little girl who falls apart & curls up on he ground crying when things get overwhelming. everyone who doesn't understand him thinks he's a mastermind serial killer but they are FALLING FOR HIS ACT

9. Katherine Pierce TVD - THEY HATE TO SEE A GIRLBOSS WINNINGGGGGGG (I don't know Scarlet Witch but I think it's funny to steal the description for #9 for Katherine from the person who tagged me in this hehe) anyway it's funny for me to pick Katherine when I named my cat damon & I have a ginormous shirtless poster of ian somerhalder literally over my bed I'm looking at it right now BUT hear me out. Katherine is my real fave. unforgivable villain who always chooses herself first & also mirrors the protagonist & also she was just a girl once too, a pregnant, scared young girl. if the writers cared about me specifically at all we would've gotten a spin off of Katherine & her daughter instead of what we got

10. Annie Edison Community - much like with buffy the vampire slayer & buffy summers, there is a correct answer to which community character is objectively the best & it's obviously abed. BUT my subjective fave that I latch onto is annie. she's just so babygirl. she had a nervous breakdown in high school because she was always too perfect. she's just out of rehab for adderall when we meet her but it's mostly only referenced or flashed back to as a joke. we never meet her parents but the quotes she references from them are deeply disturbing if you turn off the laugh track & pay attention. she has a fucked up relationship with her good older male friend because #daddy issues. she is obsessed with true crime. there's a monkey named after her boobs. she's the ONLY member of the study group who could've EVER lived with troy & abed & incorporated herself into their dynamic the way she does in episodes like foosball & nocturnal vigilantism. my girl is so silly & a little crazy <3

anyway

thank u for the tag i love rambling about my fave characters!!

I tag: @missjessefantastico, @theowritesfiction @dont-leafmealone, @peony-pearl, @stalker-among-the-stars @bearsandbeansart @chasingfictions @hello-nichya-here, @lunaintheskyforever, @gathering0gloom, @jctko, @jet-apologistmybadhomies, @745voiceofthepeople, @prodogg, @matchamarshmallow

ok if you wanted to be tagged please just say I tagged you also no pressure to the people I tagged it's just for fun if u want :)

[sebstan2020]

Not Leaving

Chapter 42

Parings: Steve Kemp x Noa

Summary: What if Noa hadn't managed to kill Steve and hadn't been able to get away, what would have happened. 

Alternative ending to Fresh were Steve wins against the fight between Noa, Molly and Penny

Warnings: Dom/sub, Psychopath, Kidnapping, Cannibalism, Captive, Handcuffs, Medical torture, Light bondage, Blood, Controlling

Noa stared blankly, her eyes fixed forward and her vision starting to turn fuzzy as she hadn’t blinked for a while. She was in a haze, a conflicting, mind-boggling haze of thoughts and ideas swirling inside her brain, voices talking to her. She hadn’t even noticed her nails were digging into her palm so tightly, leaving little deep C shapes. Bobby tilted his head to one side, sensing something was off with her, wondering why his owner was so in shock. it was only when he sniffed her leg, his tongue darting out to bring her back to reality did Noa jump out of her haze and realised where she was.

She wasn’t certain yet, but she was beginning to go crazy. No headaches as of yet from taking the pills but otherwise felt fine. But the darkening horror of the information she received from the doctor was consuming her and now her guard was up. Could she even trust Steve anymore? Why was he feeding her those memory loss pills? Noa needed to know but there was a bigger matter at hand first before she found out the horrors of those questions. First, she needed to know who she was. Was her name even Noa Kemp? Was her whole life a lie, a fantasy for Steve to play and control? She hated to say this to herself, but it was going to take time for her to get her memory back, especially now she was off the pills and onto something that should help, it meant it would take time for those to leave her system and for the new ones to kick in.

Noa stared at the laptop on the coffee table and in a haste, she snatched it, ripping it open. If she was going to find out who she was, she needed to start now and since she didn’t have a job, she had all the time in the world to get to know herself. She decided to try social media again, hoping to maybe uncover an account. Pulling up Instagram, she sat and tried every combination possible of usernames and passwords. Hours ticked by but still no luck. it was turning frustrating to the point Noa wanted to throw her laptop across the room, but she kept her cool. Maybe social media wasn’t the best first point of call. But then she remembered. She found a photo of her and a girl… what was her name… Victoria. No, that wasn’t it. Vanessa!

Noa searched intensely, eyes hard on the screen until it popped up. There she was, smiling, looking like she didn’t have a care in the world, standing next to this gorgeous girl. Funny, she didn’t look like a Vanessa to Noa. She studied the photo like it was an animal or a scientist doing research. Something about her face seemed so familiar, so caring, so friendly. The way she smiled next to her, arm linked around her neck. Noa looked further down and saw a caption with a link and a tag. 

Drinks with my bestie for life @MollieXXX

So her name wasn't Vanessa after all, it was Mollie. Noa clicked on the link in a flash, hoping it would lead her further to the answers she needed. The page reopened to an Instagram page however a blank screen with a message appeared. 

This account is no longer active

Noa froze for a moment, staring at the message. So she did have an account but it was active anymore. No wonder she couldn't find it. It most likely held all the answers she needed and Steve being a smart man most likely deactivated it. What else was he hiding? Clearly, something because he told Noa the girl's name was Vanessa and that she moved to Canada if that's even true. Noa opened a new tab, typing in Mollie's tag, praying it would bring her to an Instagram page as well. Google was extremely helpful for her right now. She remembers being told at school to be careful what you post on the internet because you never know who might see it or where it goes. Thank god she didn't listen to them. 

It was like stumbling upon a pot of gold. picture after picture of this Mollie girl flooded Google images and Noa's heart began to beat incredibly fast. It was definitely the same girl. Braides, deep brown eyes, perfect complexion and a boujee look to her. Fur jackets and leather pants. So far nothing had struck Noa's mind but she wasn't about to stop here. A wave of excitement filled her as she clicked on one of the photos, a solo one of Mollie herself, crossing her fingers as it opened a new tab instantly to bring her to the answer. But no.

This account is no longer active

Noa's heart sank and she sighed heavily, rage and frustration brewing in her. Her one chance of knowing what was going on led her to nothing. She needed answers from Mollie but she had no way to contact her. Not even a number. She wanted to slap and punch the sofa, throw the laptop across the room, rip everything off the walls and smash every ceramic thing in her way. But that would mean Steve coming home to a shithole of a house and wondering what the hell she's been doing today. No, she couldn't let him win or get involved, this was her investigation. She was taking charge, she was in control now. 

Noa took a deep breath, getting rid of the tab as it was only going to infuriate her more. Noa was too far into her investigation to stop now and a rush of energy came over her. If Steve was behind all this, there must be something hiding in this house. If she truly was friends with her, she would have had her number somewhere, right?

Noa headed straight for the bedroom, Bobby trailing behind her, not having a clue what was going on. He was innocent in all this and Noa thought for a second to talk to him but then she really would be crazy. She didn't waste time and began scavaging through the bedroom. opening every drawer, wardrobe, door, and shoe box she could find, ripping clothes out, and throwing them across the room to which even a t-shirt fell on Bobby. At the top of their wardrobe were some shoe boxes and she reached for them, yanking the lids off but found not much. The more she failed in finding anything, the more the anger took over and opening the last shoe box and finding nothing but shoes tipped her over the edge. 

in a roar, she threw the box across the room, frightening Bobby who scurried out of the room for safety and heard them smack against the wall. She burst into a fit of tears, hot and sweaty, cheeks puffing and lips swelling as her rage took over. She was shaking, struggling to calm down and staring blindly through teary eyes. 

It was all too much. The constant failure, the fear she was either insane or wrong, the fact that Steve was winning this. After a few minutes, she calmed down, wiping her snotty nose with her sleeve and looked over to see Bobby peaking in, sad eyes staring at her and it made her smile. 

"Come here boy" She patted her knees and he came trotting over, resting his head just between her legs, looking up with his puppy dog's eyes. 

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you" she croaked, giving him a tickle and she leaned down, cuddling his furry body, his embrace further calming her down. He was the only thing keeping her sane and from exploding. Although he wasn't much help, he was there for her when she needed someone. 

Noa stood in the kitchen, aggressively stirring her cup of tea as she waited for Steve. He was due home any moment and she wasn't sure she could hold her temper. If she said even the slightest thing to make him think something was off with her, it could blow everything and she wasn't about to lose. She had already taken her meds and wasn't about to let him give her those memory-loss ones. 

The door opened and his voice softly spoke as he greeted Bobby, giving him a tickle as he padded into the kitchen. Noa had her back to him, her face looking sullen and didn't turn as he entered. 

"Hey" he greeted cheerfully and she took a deep breath. 

"Hi," she quickly answered, staring down into her tea that she had been stirring now for five minutes. It wasn't making any difference to the tea but kept her distracted. 

"How was your day?" he asked, coming over and pressing a kiss to her cheek, clearly not noticing the look on her face and proceeded to fumble around behind her. 

"Was fine" she answered, giving a blunt answer. She resisted the urge to look over her shoulder at what he was doing.

"I picked up your meds" the pop of the cap alerted Noa and she glanced around, watching as he poured two pills into his palm. 

"I already took them" she answered flatly and he turned, narrowing his eyes. 

"Oh, really, normally you take them at six," he said and Noa shrugged, looking back to the tea for support. 

"Well, I did" She sounded like a moody teenager and Steve was suspecting something. 

"What's wrong?" he asked softly. 

"Nothing" Her answer was simple, to the point. 

"It doesn't sound like nothing Noa, did something happen?" he shuffled over and Noa took a shaky breath, her knuckles tightening and teeth biting into her lip. 

"Nothing happened?" she said quickly.

"Are you sure, you don't sou-" That was the last straw. Noa slammed her hand on the counter, almost scaring Steve and gave an evil forced chuckle as she turned to him. 

"Fine, you want to know what happened Steve, what happened is I've been sat here today, all alone, doing the same thing I do every fucking day, my memory isn't coming back, I take those damn pills every day and nothing is working and I'm sick of this SHIT" the cup slammed on the counter, smashing into a million tiny pieces, tea spilling everywhere, flooding the floors and counters. Steve jumped out of his skin from the eruption and Bobby once again ran for safety up the stairs. 

Noa heaved, struggling to breathe, panic taking over as she gripped the counter for safety and support. Her chest was rising and falling too quickly and Steve jumped into doctor mode, gently turning her to him.

"Hey, hey, hey, Noa, Noa, just breath, breath for me" She was having a panic attack and she felt like the world was coming down on her. A part of her wanted to shove him away, demand for answers, force him to tell her the truth and the other part wanted comfort and safety and it seemed like it was going that way. 

"Just breath" he whispered, hands comforting her arms, eyes wide with concern and fear and he mimicked the breathing, deeply through his nose and slowly out through his mouth.

"That's it" he soothed, running his hands along her arms and Noa slowly calmed down, her body shaking, hands numb and her trousers wet from the tea. She was a mess and once again Steve had swooped in and saved the day, exactly what she was trying to get away from

Chapter 43

Hey I hope you like this chapter, let me know what you think in the comments

@pattiemac1

@sebastiansluts

@charmed-asylum

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[myhotel-year]

Tonight's Movie: Hostel (I and II)

I.

god there is so much misogyny, badly written female characters who just hate on each other, criminalization of drugs and alcohol, and playing into awful slavic stereotypes. The gore is barely worth it they should have died worse

II

they just added ableism and being mean to ugly people.

no joke you can't tell apart the strippers and the main characters cause they're all exactly the same in both look and temperament

fuck even the girls will call something gay

AND now there's GOLFING it officially has all my least favourite things

i'm starting to recognize different directors' style n stuff, mr Tarantula i am not a fan so far

to be real it's also 2007

and why do they keep getting ambushed by ethnically ambiguous children

i get that everyone in horror movies has to be a villain but GOD WOW

ren faire? with hypnotism????

deadass i could not figure out what the tattoo was of, i thought it was a lil ghostie

ok redeemed the fiddling is really good

reminds me of a Sebastian Stan movie i saw.. FRESH

diversity win! the ugly girl gets a fat guy!

and ugly guy gets his revenge! (he could have saved women from murder cannibalism but she hurt his feelings)

even bitchy girls understand u don't let a homie disappear w someone

how is "person knows ur name before you tell them" a horror trope and how do they always FIGURE IT OUT

if someone remembers my name i am ecstatic, sometimes i can't even remember if i told them already

did they get captured separately by different murderers?

diversity win? the strippers are as good at killing girls as they are guys

ooooo moments of comedy keep horror alive, they really do

why is pole dancing in movies barely anything but irl it's like, a sport level exercise

oh he's gonna bathe in her blood wow

honestly she's p small i don't think she'd have enough blood for a real bath

OOO THERE'S A WOMAN KILLER TOO

love how they keep using gay as a slur but also using negative lesbian stereotypes (mean, specifically to men, overtly sexual towards other women but also mean to them)

how do the fucking kids always get revenge, and why are they so mean???? what have they been through fuck

well. direct answer to. my question.

has stripper girl gone soft? she is helping the target??? or maybe not

love how good w names i am

ok this movie does give good backstory to the first one, and it does feel like a totally different perspective and kind of movie being told from a woman's pov, but also have you ever talked to a real woman

like you get the general shape of "woman" but you've never actually SEEN one in real life

like yeah the concept of human trafficking is scary to everyone, but liiike, you do know that's a real fear for many actual women,,,

it feels like a white man going "isn't slavery scary as a concept, wouldn't that be terrible lmao"

yeah it's normal for a bestie to do a makeover when i'm freshly traumatized and hurt

"we're the normal ones" *does cocaine*

for both movies i've checked how much longer at about an hour (30 mins left) cause i get fuckin bored

there's such a back and forth of are they actually a villain at the very end it's very interesting

nooo i'm not gonna kill you, i'm a good guy! I'm one of the nice ones!!

FUCK

lmao he can't even handle watching her die what a FUCKING CUNT

ha i knew the strong one would end up the wuss and the sad one would be the killer

good doggies

ANOTHER WOMAN IN CHARGE

it's true, the real incels are are the ones that call them incels

woah birthday almost twins, i'm 11/11 she's 12/12

lmao she's got him by the dick, LITERALLY

ok actually that's amazing

diversity win! a girl joins ur gang

I'M NOT KIDDING THE FIDDLING IS SO GOOD

i am even more confused

Mr. Tarantula u do know how to make a movie feel like it ended in the middle so you can make a sequel

the "or is it" of horror

guess i know tomorrow's movie

[luxurybrownbarbie]

What’s the criteria for strength you’re talking about? Like presence or the actions they take?

The way there are six different messages in my inbox asking for the criteria… exactly besties. I love scholars. 👩‍🏫 I love the need for a critical analysis.

Here’s the setup: Imagine Bad Girl’s Club. Each team goes into the house, and the last person standing wins it for the team. Before each match, there’s a coin flip to see if there’s an audience or not. This is critical, because the presence of an audience can be the deciding factor for certain matchups. And when we say no audience, the implication is that no one, outside of those in the matchup, will ever know what was said. Again, critical.

Now, for the deterministic criteria: We have four categories. 1) Offense/Tenacity, 2) Individualistic/Hive Mind, 3) Patience, 4) Critical Hits.

1) Offense/Tenacity: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius get boosts here. The fire signs will walk in and immediately go on the offensive. Whoever they’re going against will start off on the back foot. A strong start will take them far. Gemini also gets a moderate boost here. Taurus, Virgo, and Scorpio take moderate losses here.

2) Individualistic vs. Hive Mind: Are they going to link up and fight together, or will they leave their brethren out to dry? The air signs have it. Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius will link up with one another and go after a common enemy and relish in their downfall. Cancers get a small boost here. Capricorn takes severe losses here; unfortunately, the goats will cannibalize each other if they feel they’re in enough danger. Leos also take minor losses here.

3) Patience: Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn get massive boosts here, but Taurus especially. Taurus is the reason the matches can’t be 12 rounds with specific time limits, because they’ll simply wait everyone out and win it all. Unless they get flustered enough to take the bait, they will remain chilled and let everyone else burn themselves out. Pisces gets a minor boost here.

4) Critical Hits: Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces have it. They’re going to say something so clinically evil and below the belt while giving you this look: 🥺, and it will sway the entire match. If they get you good and you stumble, they’re taking it all. It’s also a catch 22 because if you hurt their feelings back, they’re going to go even further and take it straight to hell. Sagittarius gets a minor boost here. Taurus gets a boost, but it takes them a while to get there, so it gets nullified.

But like I said, the presence of an audience changes things. An October Libra/July Leo battle’s outcome changes solely based on if there’s an audience watching. No audience? The Libras are taking it. Audience? The Leos win.

Aquarius takes major losses when there’s no audience, because they need people to see how smart and unbothered they are. Leos too. Virgos get a boost because it thrills them to be validated when they know they’re correct.

Now, the reason the final match will almost always be between a March Aries and a July Cancer? March Aries simply has too much offensive power and July Cancers are extremely balanced. Unless there’s an upset earlier on, most likely by Gemini, they’re going to the finals.

[charliedawn]

Ravenclaw for the win!! Also, Kevin, bestie, if it makes you feel better, badgers are really dangerous animals! No one suspects the hufflepuff, but they will work hard and find a way to kill :) (speaking from experience, all of my Hufflepuff friends scare me. You most of all Kev…)

Kevin *sighs* : "Yeah. I know. It's just that my family won't stop teasing me about it because they all got fancy pansy houses like Slytherin or Ravenclaw. I'm a Hannibal. Being a Hufflepuff is like stripping you from the whole 'evil cannibal' gig. I'm the odd one out. Also...Did you just call me Kev' ?"

[tsuki-sennin]

Hey so uh... last episode, I called Tycoon an otter, and uh... not a tanuki and it's been keeping me up all night. …I mean, they're both in the Carnivora order, close enough right?

In my defense, someone I showed his design to without context called him an otter and that just sorta stayed in the back of my mind. Also, I was looking up civets on Wikipedia and I saw "Otter civet" and was like "Oh hey, Keiwa's one of those." and then just ran with it. And uh... well, I don't know if you've seen Keiwa, but you'd know I was wrong twice over!

Where were we? Oh yeah, it's game time once again!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Sara-neesan's our narrator today.

-Oh that's cute, Neon drew all her rider friends and also Morio, Daichi, and Win~!

-...Win...

-Ace-sama!

-It must be so weird to learn that the movie star you've been super into for years was (almost literally) astroturfed into existence.

-Dangerous Boys.

-...Keiwa, why're you grabbing him by the legs like that, that makes me wince.

-Little too late for that, buddy.

-"Get the ID Cores for me at once."

-Oh????

-"Somebody, not gonna name names, is a fucking bullshit cheater. Wouldn't it make you all happy to get rid of them~?"

-"So like... are you gonna cancel the show by force?"

-Y'know, good on Ziin. He's got the right idea.

-If nothing else, it'll be an explosive finale, so...

-Time to play?

-Admin privileges~!

-Oh??? Whatcha sayin' there lad?

-This is where Beroba stole everything.

-ID Core Radar!

-Girl's got tech skills.

-KEIWA HJKLH

-Keiwa, my dude, I called you an otter last episode and now you're walking around like Sasquatch. What's next, are you gonna become a frog ninja?

-Oh shit, Buffa.

-Zomboy.

-Oooooh, she's brutal!

-Tycoon appears!

-...Tycoon disappears!

-"Nice try, mongoose."

-Whoa! Not bad, Hakubi!

-Oh okay, back to Nadge-Sparrow now.

-"Wanna be my friend, fox boy?"

-"No."

-"Wrong answer."

-Oh

-Okay, Daichi's just

-Strong.

-Cores~! Besties~!

-Oh that's just unfair.

-Yeah that's totally believable, Daichi. ...though if I were to copy anyone's homework here, it'd be yours.

-Pon?

-Pon!

-Ponchicchi!

-Saracchi~!

-"This guy is a real Sussy Bakapon!"

-What do you even want again? To know everything there is to know?

-You want a Gaia Library, Berdly Deltarune?

-"That's so sweet and kind, wouldn't you agree Ponchicchi? Or should I say... GREEN GEATS!?"

-"Goodbye, Neon~! Goodbye creepy sparrow guy~! Goodbye dead body on the floor~!"

-Ohhhh, here comes Ace.

-bEEF

-Buffa sees no issue with cannibalism. ...well, being both a Jyamato and a zombie would do that to you.

-Main Dish. Fried fox meat.

-Ohhhhh

-Alliance.

-Keiwa Jumpscare

-Dinner~!

-Kekera?!??!??

-You leave my homegirl alone, Suel.

-Welp. We're no longer needed, apparently.

-"What's even the point anymore?"

-"That's easy. There is no point."

-NIRAM

-Let's goooooooo!

-Daichi's sure putting in a lot of work.

-"Obviously."

-Ah, yep! Selling them out to Buffa once again!

-You're a real nasty piece of work, Nadge-Sparrow.

-"Who're we crushing next?"

-"Oh, you know."

-Game time.

-He swept everywhere, did he?

-Buffa strikes!

-Ahhhh, fairy tales.

-A miserable man, bringing everybody else down with him. Like Kanato before him.

-This alliance is now completely and officially dead.

-"You're just playing. I'm crashing the server."

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

-"Stranger."

-Oooooh

-Buffa's just showing off now.

-"You're flying far too close to the sun. Perhaps a clipped wing will bring you back down."

-Goodbye, Daichi Isuzu. You were... certainly a character and I wish you the best of luck, Dai Goto.

-Oh, he was one of the Another Den-Os in Zi-O? That's super cool actually, I didn't know that.

-"Well, this plan sucks dick."

-"Mm. Remind me to never ask you for anything again..."

-OH FUCK IT'S DUNCAN.

-Grandpa Archie's taken back Daichi.

-Ohhhhhhhhh, he's still in the game.

-WIIIIIN

-WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

-MY BOY

-The final arc! ...or, at least close to it.

-...damn though, we've been super sparse with upgrades and forms.

-Not that I necessarily find that a negative, mind you! I love seeing silly gimmick toys as much as the next guy, but I'm surprised with the amount of restraint Bandai seems to have this season.

-...of course, now that I say that, whatever new guy comes in is gonna have every gimmick. It's gonna be madness.