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HYPNOSIS MICROPHONE 4TH INTERNATIONAL POLL (DECEMBER 2020) Part 6: Fandom and the Future of HypMic

Thank you for your participation! These are the final results for the 4th Hypnosis Microphone International Poll. After months of work on this, we have estimates for general fandom opinions. Do you agree or disagree with the general opinions? Please let us know!

The results were held back from original posting as we were waiting to post for a month before the 2nd DRB finals (which is on Doppo’s Birthday this year.) My deepest apologies for how long this took to get out. We will be releasing these results with a section per day, with the end of these results showing the Japanese side.

Click the READ MORE to view the results.

PREFACE

The data collection for this poll received 902 votes to give us an indication of the demographic of those who consume Hypnosis Mic. This poll was open to English speakers, and thus, results may be considerably Euro/American-centric. The word ‘international’ has been used to refer to how fans are from many places around the world, but the poll may also refer to this group as ‘English-speaking’ etc. The Japanese poll had a smaller respondent pool with 400.

This poll received the most activity through Twitter, given that the series is most active on that platform. The poll was also posted on Tumblr, Facebook and the HypMic wiki. Commentary has been given on sections of the poll. These results will be available in full on from this account. The Japanese poll results shall follow about a week with comparison to this poll.

The poll was conducted from December 2020 to January 2021. This poll is UNOFFICIAL and none of the composers of this poll have any relation to King Records whatsoever.

This has been split into MULTIPLE posts due to the amount of data and limitations of tumblr.

PART 6: Miscellaneous Questions

Respondents were allowed to select up to 3 characters.

As we were processing these results, all characters have received some part of character development.

Did MTR deserve the 1st DRB win?

YES, Matenro did deserve the 1st DRB win: 73.1%

NO, Matenro did not deserve the 1st DRB win: 26.9%

Did FP deserve the Rule the Stage DRB win?

YES, Fling Posse did deserve the Rule the Stage DRB win: 83.9%

NO, Fling Posse did not deserve the Rule the Stage DRB win: 16.1%

Who do you believe will win the 2nd DRB? This was not a ‘who do you WANT to win’ question.

CANNOT DECIDE: 23.9%

Fling Posse: 21.7%

MAD TRIGGER CREW: 17%

Dotsuitare Honpo: 14.6%

Matenro: 9.6%

Bad Ass Temple: 8.4%

Buster Bros!!!: 4.7%

Who do you think will win BB vs DH, MTC vs FP, MTR vs BAT?

Dotsuitare Honpo VS Buster Bros!!!

Dotsuitare Honpo: 56.3%

Buster Bros!!!: 31.1%

Can’t Decide: 12.6%

Bad Ass Temple VS Matenro

Bad Ass Temple: 33.4%

Matenro: 50.8%

Can’t Decide: 15.9%

Fling Posse VS MAD TRIGGER CREW

Fling Posse: 44.8%

MAD TRIGGER CREW: 41.5%

Can’t Decide: 13.7%

WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO SEE IN THE MAIN PLOT OF HYPMIC?

With 902 responses, we decided not to do a table of these as we’ve already showed which characters respondents wanted to be explored more. However, we will show ‘interesting’ points that we’ve found.

INTERESTING RESPONSES

Exploration of the pre H-era Japan, what caused the war and what the war was like.

Exploration of post WW3 / H-era Japan with politics, society etc.

More female characters as either part of Chuohku, rebellion etc. Possible mixed gender crews

Revolution/rebellion against Chuohku. Referred to as “a SUMMIT OF DIVISIONS moment in canon” and later governmental reform.

Why was the Hypnosis Mic created and more on its development.

In depth explanation as to what happens after being mindhacked.

General insight into more than backstories but their daily lives and possibly romantic lives.

Introduction of more divisions / return of old characters to form new divisions

Another anime season; a proper adaptation of the manga

Why were the Yamadas ‘orphaned/abandoned/separated’ from Rei? Why did Ichiro hide what happened?

BB’s Mother/Rei’s partner - did something bad happen to her?

Jyuto’s past - how he used to be when his parents and partner were still alive.

Why did Jyuto interrogate Doppo?

Does Samatoki feel guilty for blaming Ichiro? Does he feel resentment towards Ramuda even though he figures that he was ordered to do this?

Jakurai’s history as an assassin

More on Yotsutsuji and Jakurai’s relationship

Jakurai and Hitoya’s friendship and how it ‘fell apart’

Who is the original Ramuda and why were the clones created?

Others finding out about the Ramuda clones.

Hifumi and Doppo’s childhood/highschool years.

How did Doppo’s depression get so bad?

The Dirty Dawg’s reconciliation

MAD COMIC DIALOGUE / Ichiro & Kuko / Samatoki & Sasara talking things out and addressing what happened

OTHER RESPONSES

Many responses of just “yes”, “):” “I’m” and “...”, but most importantly “I’m just kind of here for the ride”

There are many that are begging for angst, character death and “chaos”. Some have wished suffering upon certain characters but these will not be disclosed.

“For all of them to get therapy tbh”

“LGBTQ”

“A more complex plot”

“fun and crazy things”

Mentions of ships becoming canon: Hifumi x Doppo, Sasara x Rosho

There were accusations of HPMI being “sexist/misogynistic/not feminist enough” that went on to describe things that have already been addressed.

“I just wanna see Ichiro yelling “fuck you” to his dad”

Otome being Buster Bros!!! mom as well, or that she had some relationship with Rei.

“more test tube babies”

“More Doppo screams”

“(...) Whether or not Rei is worth saving or if I should just rip his tits off (...)”

“An explanation for (why) Rei is Like That”

“Rei vs the rest of the cast just because Mastermind boss battle”

“rei boobs”

“man I just hope they have a nice day. I would like to know about Kuko more :) hes funky and i think that's neat hope hes having a nice day :)))“

“More Kuko feet”

ADDRESSED REPONSES: Responses that have been answered/addressed during the 2nd DRB dramatracks to some degree.

Buster Bros!!! fighting with Rei

Jiro and Saburo no longer being dependent on Ichiro

Jiro and Saburo’s relationship being repaired / seeing eye to eye.

Jyuto’s backstory with the drug problem

How is Ramuda able to participate in the DRB if he’s being hunted down

Gentaro’s identity and brother/family.

Dice confronting Otome

Jakurai coming to Chuohku’s side

Hifumi’s trauma and who Honobono is. (Note: I hope you guys are okay after this one)

Sasara’s time as a gangster with Samatoki

Sasara/Rosho dependency

Nemu being freed from her mindhack/will she be freed.

Is Yotsutsuji still alive/comatose?

WHY DID YOU GET INTO HYPMIC?

Of 902 responses, 166 responses mentioned a character by name or song. Not all characters were mentioned but of the ones mentioned, each was mentioned:

Of 902 responses, 47 mentioned a division by name or song. Each were mentioned:

Fling Posse: 11 times

Bad Ass Temple: 9 times

Buster Bros!!! 7 times

Chuohku: 6 times

Dotsuitare Honpo: 4 times

Matenro: 3 times

Of 902 responses, 43 mentioned a seiyuu. Each were mentioned:

Here are some ‘notable’ reasons people got into HypMic:

“That's a loaded question buddy, assuming I went into this willingly. (...)”

“(...) I love how hypmic combined Male Idols, (Jojo) Stands, and a whole lot of angst in a project (with some fluff here and there).”

“Riou’s tits”

“Because I hated seeing it everywhere so I decided to learn about it before I hate it more. I've fallen deep into this hell.”

“ensemble stars made me v upset”

“I saw bald Ramuda plushie and wanted to know more about him”

“I saw Jakurai and went OOGA BOOGA.

“honestly i saw some fanart of doppo with the fattest and most juiciest ass ever and i was immediately interested, but unfortunately doppo cannonically has a concave ass and jakurai doing a brazillian butt lift on doppo’s ass cannot save it </3 i still love him though”

“Haha pretty rapper bois go brr”

“I'm gay”

“someone was hating on it on twitter and i decided to download arb”

“friend of mine told me to install enstars game, so i installed hypmic”

“I downloaded one of the songs without knowing what it was from for a two week trip into the buttfuck middle of nowhere Wyoming for a school trip in 11th grade and it’s one of the only things that kept me sane”

“Because Jakurai was a hot milf “

“Ice cream spoons”

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mayapenelopeclutterbucket · 5 years

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*SPOILERS* Thoughts I had while watching TGD 3x18 “Heartbreak” aka MY SHIP IS FUCKING SAILING HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD I CANNT BREATHE LIKE IM STILL FREAKING OUT AND DYING HERE THIS POST IS GONNA BE SO LONG OKAY IM SORRY NOT SORRY

Y’all I AM REAAAADy FOR TONIGHT and not that anybody cares probably but I am really sorry about not catching up on my motifs that clearly didn’t happen but just that depression has been getting to me and I’m definitely gonna go thru them because after tonight I’m just so pumped and excited and still can’t breathe and love and appreciate all yours guys constant support and I’m just v emotional rn okay I want to cry from happiness after tonight’s episode ending also plz forgive me 😩😩

-yessss the shaire friendship I have been needing all fucking season ITS. ABOUT. TIME.

-I am in love with dr. Claire Browne okay 😭😭 she’s too pure and I love her with all my heart

-melendaire looking like the power couple of the century every time they’re standing next to each other and I’m HERE FOR IT 👏🏼👏🏼

-ooof shaun is triggered by ilys being shared

-aww Morgan’s arthritis is getting worse ://

-and Morgan referring to Claire and shaun as their last names really??? Haven’t we progressed further then that

-also Glassy is pissing me off like shaun can have friends who want to help him out he doesn’t need to do everything on his own fuck off with this narrative

-Morgan is breaking my heart here I wonder if she will go to a different field of medicine

-Claire don’t be swayed by this cheater lmaoo why you gonna listen to his dumbass

-damn Claire calling shaun out and shaun doing the same to Claire

-wow I am loving all this talk about dating with melendaire around SUBTEXT AM I RIGHT SEASON 5 ENDGAME WE ARE COMIIIING

-sometimes I feel like I miss things tho typing all this while watching it live 😂 oh well I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-damn call him out Claire for interrupting you MY QUEEN everyone needs to bow before her tbh

-OH SHIT SHAUN CALLED MELENDEZ OUT FOR BEING “nice” TO CLAIRE 👀👀👀 but got called a jerk in reply lmaooo the ogs are being so chaotic this ep I love it

-the melendaire look exchanged after that tho POETIC CINEMA

-also yeah shaun friendship is a two way street support should be going both ways

-daaaamn Melendez getting jealous about dash OH HOLY SHIT I CANNOT CLAIRE SHARING EVERYTHING TO MELENDEZ AND MELENDEZ GETTING JEALOUS AND IS TRYING TO BE LIKE WTF I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDNT LIKE ROMANTICS??? Questioning dash and their relationship but in a nice way okay before y’all haters come for my ship GOD BLESS 🙌🏼🙌🏼

-like I feel like the both know and aren’t saying anything but that they do have feelings for each other like there was so much left unsaid with this interaction

-and Melendez telling Claire if it’s the right guys don’t wait for the right time is this foreshadowing?!?! And Claire making a move on melendez even tho he’s still her boss???!!!!? AHHH IM SO FREAKIN EXCITED 😭😭

-WOW MELENDAIRE SCENES PRACTICALLY BACK TO BACK IM DEAAAAD even if it was just about work the 2nd time around lmao

-Claire looks so great I love seeing her in something other then work clothes

-oh my god noooo CLAIRE AND DASH KISSED 😭😭

-omg melendez was inspired and got his idea from Claire’s!!!! He’s so in love with her and they make each other better!!! She amazes him EVERY DAY

-woooow shaun is really projecting and being a little shit no wonder Melendez threatens him with no longer being his resident the way he said the shit in front of the patient “it’s one thing to be rude to your colleagues but your patients hell no”

-y’all we’re only 30 minutes in and already sooo much content ooof I’m almost on melendaire overload 😂 like my heart can’t handle it

-Melendez trying to give advice to shaun love it and boo your heart healed because of Claire just ADMIT IT

-HE ALSO JUST SAID HES MOVED ON FROM HIS TWO HEARTBREAKS GOD BLESS L*MLENDEZ IS FINISSSSSHED 🙌🏼🙌🏼

-Morgan looks likes she’s about to quit after lims speech

-Lmaooo that guys car just got REKT

-Noooo Morgan my bby she just dropped her bombshell about ra and is quitting 😩

-awww lim giving Morgan her “last chance” to shine and do surgery and stuff a 3rd year wouldn’t typically do my babies

-I’m sick of shaun being surprised about Claire having good ideas I know he’s been undermining everyone this ep but I will not allow any asshole behavior from anyone to my bby!!!

-Melendez just put his HEART OUT THERE and Claire looked shooook MELENDEZ LITERALLY TOLD HER SHE INSPIRES HIM AND MAKES HIM A BETTER DOCTOR AND PERSON WITH HER AROUND and remind hims of why he became a doctor 😭😭

-Morgan is officially doing the surgery to “fix” her hands

-shaun getting back out there WE LOVE TO SEE IT

-CLAIRE LOOKS SO UNSURE ABOUT DASH LIKE BREAK IT OFF FINALLY PLEAAAASE y’know you really love Melendez

-is she gonna go see her boo her Neil Melendez

-god damn it @jillrox202 was right 😂 shaun is about to smash lea’s car what the fuck or at least wanted too

-wow okay shaun went off and went waaaay to far

-wow wow Claire went to her therapist is she gonna admit the feelings she has about her boss?!!?

-HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT CLAIRE JUST ADMITTED SHE IS IN LOVE WITH HER BOSS I CANT BREATH I CANNOT BREATHE OH MY GOD WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOOOOR ALL SEASON SINCE SEASON 1 EVEN HOLY SHIT

-IS CLAIRE GONNA TELL MELENDEZ THO AS HES TRAPPED IN THE EARTHQUAKE WOW HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE POETIC CINEMA I CANT IM STILL IM SHOCK THE GROUP CHAT IS STILL IN SHOCK

-like I have dreamt and hoped for this and waited for this day to fucking come and now that it has I can hardly believe it 😭😭😭

-y’all we have waited for this for so long and it doesn’t feel real!!!!!

-okay I cant like oh my god the excitement I feel I cant deal I really can’t

-CLAIRE BEING IN LOVE WITH MELENDEZ IS FUCKING CANON JESUS CHRIST

-y’all I’m gonna cry now that I’m finally processing it wow just fucking wow

-I just want to keep typing to show my disbelief but this post is already long enough and just think of hopeless we were in in season 2B and look where we are now!!!!

SEASON 5 ENDGAME IS A FUCKING GOOOO

#the good doctor #claire browne #neil melendez #tgd #melendaire #shaun murphy #audrey lim #lea dilallo #morgan reznick #alex park

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palaugranetes · 4 years

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🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴

22 OCTOBER 2020

Riqui: Well I guess there is no other choice than doing this..

Pedri: Do what?

Riqui Added Arnau

Riqui: Well we have another one here. At this rate, we might as well just include the whole squad. BUT Welcome to this adult free mess bro!

Iñaki: 💙❤💙❤💙❤

Carlitos: Benvingut nanu!

Ronald: MANITO!!!!

Ronald: Look at you using those braincells @Riqui

Riqui: Nothing new

Ansu: BRO!!!! @Arnau 💙❤

Arnau: What even is this?

Frenkie: Adult Free Space.

Frenkie: WELCOME!! ❤💙

Arnau: Why is this even?

Francisco: Well I really am not quite sure of that yet.. But welcome!!!

Carlitos: This exists because we are sick and tired of the grown-ups.

Arnau: Who are the grown-ups? Aren't we all technically grown-ups?

Arnau: Well beside Ansu and Pedri.

Ansu: BOY DO NOT.

JC: 😂😂😂😂😂

Dembz: 😂😂😂😂😂

Ansu: 😒😒😒

JC:"Dembz: 😂😂😂😂😂"

Dembz: 🤜🏿

Ansu: I hate both of you so much.

Frenkie: It's only a week.. Just hang in there🤭🤭

Ansu: 😒😒

Pedri: 🙄🙄🙄

23 OCTOBER 2020

Carlitos: Anyways.. What I meant is that we are sick and tired of the ones in charge, their incompetence and their stupidity.

Riqui: Here here 🍻

Ronald: Thought popcorn was your TM

Riqui: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Riqui: Happy Now?

Ronald: Elated!

Arnau: Ahhh I get it now. I see your point.

Arnau: So how long has this been going on?

Pedri: Like a month or so

Francisco: We still don't know what is happening here most of the times

Sergiño: Hey dude!! Another newbie here!! Welcome @Arnau

Arnau: 🤗🤗🤗

Ansu: What we do know is that El Clasico is tomorrow and I am about to jump out of my skin!

Riqui: I mean...

Carlitos: What do you guys think?

JC: Well what version of FCB is going to show up.. It depends on that.

Arnau: I really cannot sit through another Getafe type match... there aren't enough hugs in the world.

Iñaki: I feel ya bro.. pure torture.

Ronald: Look we tried..

Riqui: No Ronald.. You did.

Carlitos: And now that Jordi is back .. Y'all need to try harder.

Carlitos: I mean I love the guy but he needs to remember how to football.

Riqui: You say y'all as if any of us not named Frenkie Ansu and Sergiño is going to start.. Don't drag all of us into that mess..

Ansu: 🙄🙄

Carlitos: Oh no no Nanu I am happy for you.

Riqui: We'd be dead were it not for you kiddo.

Sergiño: I am just glad I'll be back to the right flank tbh

Sergiño: Like I'll play wherever I'm asked but...

Pedri: Exactly.. Imagine me playing on the left.. I'll do it sure of course, I'll try my best but it is not my favorite.

Francisco: Well I think it's natural.

Riqui: Ever since Antoine spoke he has been benched 🤭

Carlitos: Are we sure that is the only reason?

Riqui: Jeez

Dembz: 😐😐😐😐

Carlitos: Sorry.. But I only say this because I know what he can do..

Dembz: I guess we are all rusty...

Riqui: I wouldn't know.. I've played all of 10 minutes..

Carlitos: 🙄

JC: Well y'all better not make me watch for nothing.

Riqui: Again.. Can't help you there bro.

JC: WHOEVER IT IS. DO NOT.

Riqui: Sometimes I wish Puyi is here just to like make them focus.

Carlitos: Remember when he yelled at Geri? 😂😂

Riqui: Which time 😂😂

Carlitos: All of them 😂

Ansu: OMG GUYS!!

Ansu: We should ask for his help.

Francisco: To come and make 'us' focus??

Pedri: It doesn't work that way dude.

Ansu: NO! With Geri

JC: I'm listening

Dembz: Are we really going to go ask for help from Carles Puyol?! Ansumane are you nuts!?

Ansu: GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS OUSMANE!?

Dembz: No..

Dembz: And stop yelling @Iñaki is probably asleep.

Frenkie: We all should be ...

Ansu: BUT my Puyi idea.

Ronald: Can wait till after El Clasico.

Ronald: Go to sleep now

Ansu: 😒

24 OCTOBER 2020

JC: 4 OUT OF 11!!!

JC: Oh for fuck sake😒

JC: ANSU YOU BRILLIANT GENIUS I COULD KISS YOU!!!

..........

JC: I AM GOING TO KICK HIM! PHIL WHAT!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

JC: What the fuck was that shit....

JC: But it wasn't...

JC: I give up.. Screw this..

...........

Arnau: This blows.

Iñaki: Once again.. pure torture.

Arnau: No but we were doing actually okay..

Iñaki: I mean.. relatively so-so.. we could have had it...

Arnau: What even was that 2nd ..

Iñaki: Bro.. Let it go..

Arnau: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Iñaki: 😐

Ansu: I hate us so much.

Pedri: I should not have said anything the other day..

Pedri: I jinxed myself.

Francisco: That was horrible

Sergiño: Truly awful

Riqui: I am going to keep my comments to myself.

Riqui: Because if I speak, I will get in trouble.

Carlitos: Okay José.

Riqui: HOW DARE YOU.

Carlitos: It was a José move.

Ansu: I just... WHY TAKE ME OUT SO EARLY!

Dembz: A Mess.

Frenkie: So we are just going to get a penalty every time we breathe next to a player!?

JC: BS. Just that.. BS.

Ansu: Siempre igual.

Frenkie: I hate this.

Riqui: We all do.

25 OCTOBER 2020

Ronald: On the bright side..

Riqui: There is not one bright side in this

Ronald: There is.

Ronald: The fact that it's over.

Riqui: Okay one bright side to this. And now we have Juventus next.

Riqui: Without Gerard

Riqui: Which means he will have time...

Riqui: Which means we are screwed.

Carlitos: I would like to go back to the match please.

Riqui: So I was right.. There is no bright side.

Dembz: Dammit.

Riqui: Good night.

Pedri: Night!

JC: See ya later

Carlitos: Nanit!

Sergiño: ✌🏽

26 OCTOBER 2020

Frenkie: They did not just say that.. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Frenkie: As if we needed more backlash...

Carlitos: WHY WOULD THEY EVEN SPEAK!??

Carlitos: WHEN HAS THAT EVER HELPED ANYONE?!

Riqui: Just leave already for the love of everything good...

Riqui: We are a meme Club I swear...

Riqui: When has complaining ever benefited us ever?!

Carlitos: As if they don't know

Ansu: Did he really say that or did I hallucinate it!?

Riqui: They did kiddo

Carlitos: They did kiddo.

JC: Yikes

Francisco: What is the point?

Arnau: What is the point of their existence really

Iñaki: They have so many problems coming their way, the guys say they are taking action against them

Arnau: Well they should have let them finish the season and not just send them off like that.. They deserved to play the play-offs.

Iñaki: Don't remind me.

Arnau: Can the president just issue an arrest warrant against them already?!

Riqui: I wish

Carlitos: THE AUDACITY OF THEM TRYING TO POSTPONE THE REFERENDUM. THE AUDACITY.

Riqui: I hope they end up in Jail. Or like exiled.. whichever can happen quicker..

Ansu: We cannot have one day of peace in this place.

Riqui: How else will the time pass..

Ansu: I rather not have it pass in stress.

Carlitos: Well.. tough.

Riqui: And another one tomorrow.

Riqui: AND FOR WHAT... JUST LEAVE

Sergiño: I am having such a dèjà-vu..

Riqui: About?

Sergiño: Tr*mp..

Riqui: Well.. Kinda.. sorta..

Riqui: Like.. take away the mania and psychopathic behavior and total lack of human empathy and decency... yeah it could be him

Sergiño: I meant the desperate need for him to just leave.

Riqui: Oh well yes that... spot on.

Carlitos: we have to wait more I guess.... But now Juve.

Frenkie: Exactly. Juve.

Ansu: Ronald's big moment. Hope he doesn't screw it up.

Ronald: Appreciate the vote of confidence.. really. So sweet.

Ansu: Anytime broski Anytime.

Pedri: Did you really just say broski?

Ansu: And what about it?

Pedri: Nothing..

Ansu: Mhm...

27 OCTOBER 2020

JC: Another meeting today?

Riqui: Yep

JC: Evening?

Riqui: Yep

JC: You think he will?

Riqui: Who the hell knows.. He might be coming out to announce a new sponsor for all I know

Carlitos: I hear he will

Ansu: Will he though?

Carlitos: Well I'm not his babysitter but I hope so.

Ansu: We shall see.

Frenkie: Ready to take off to Torino?

Pedri: YES!!

Francisco: Cannot wait tbh

Francisco: I saw Gerard today and he was being very suspicious.

Riqui: I do not need this now

Sergiño: I hung out with him during training this morning.. He seemed normal

Dembz: So what is the truth...

Ronald: All I know is he has time now.

Ronald: And I feel sorry for you guys..

Ronald: Not you @Riqui 💙 and Sergi would agree

Riqui: 😒 I hate you 💙

...............

Arnau: HOLY CRAP HE DID IT!!!

Arnau: WE ARE FREE!!!!!!

Carlitos: I cannot believe it. Someone slap me.

Carlitos: I DID NOT MEAN IT LITERALLY RONALD!

Ronald: You asked.

Riqui: I JUST... I WOULD LIKE TO SAY....

Riqui: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Carlitos: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN A EUROPEAN SUPER LEAGUE.. BRO!!

Ansu: Like I said.. We cannot have not 1 moment of peace.

Riqui: Is he really playing a victim?!

Carlitos: Great... more games for us not to play😒

Ansu: But things are changing.. so

Frenkie: Oh wow.. oh wow.. OH WOW

Francisco: What even is the point of a Super league?!

Francisco: It's like the Nations' League.. What is the point of that

Pedri: Money.

Pedri: 🤷🏻‍♂️

Francisco: Fair point.

Iñaki: Isn't everything?

Francisco: Yep.

Dembz: So now what guys?...

Riqui: Now we are free. We wait for the new President.

Riqui: And maybe a new coach 🙄

Dembz: I dig that.

Pedri: How do you guys think Leo is feeling??

Ansu: I wonder what the adults gc is like right now.

Ansu: Dammit Carles when are you going to be useful!

Carlitos: RUDE MUCH

Ansu: We need to know

Riqui: 😂

Frenkie: So now that he is gone.. What are we going to complain about in this Club.

Riqui: It's us.. We always have something. But enjoy this Win bro

Frenkie: I am.

Sergiño: I hope we can enjoy more wins

Francisco: Leo must be very happy.

Riqui: I wanna post something.. but I don't know if I should.

Dembz: Do it subtly.

Arnau: Have you met him? He doesn't know subtlety.

Riqui: I brought you here to back me up dude not join them😒

#fc barcelona #blaugranets gc #babies gc #riqui puig #carles aleña #ansu fati #frenkie de jong #ronald araujo #jean clair todibo #pedri #francisco trincão #ousmane dembele #iñaki peña #sergiño dest #arnau tenas #he finally left #football #football imagine #episode 9

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purplesurveys · 6 years

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-What was the last song that you sang out loud? I played a Destiny’s Child playlist when we were out for a bit earlier so I was most likely rapping along to Bug A Boo before we got home. -If someone has bad breath, do you tell him or her? I don’t think I can. I’d rather just not have my face directly on them when talking. -With which friend are you most likely to share a secret? Angela. She knows e v e r y t h i n g. -Do you have an item that comforts you when you are sad/scared? My...phone? Haha. If I get anxious I need to watch videos to distract me. My phone has YouTube. Also bracelets that Gabie has given me over the years. -When are you likely to hide your emotions? When I’m with people that don’t really know about my anxiety. People I’m not close to, in general.

-Which is scarier: Dying of thirst or of starvation? I think both are equally terrifying??? Both put the body in immense pain and it goes through a slow, agonizing shutdown and I don’t even want to think about experiencing other lol. -Who was the last person to take your breath away? MY GIRLFRIEND -When you turn on the TV, what channel do you flip to? Probably a movie channel but I legit have not watched television in yearssss. I watch everything on Netflix now. -Have you ever tried to help someone quit smoking? No. -What was the last comment someone made on your music taste? I don’t have much of a music taste so it’s not really something people tend to make comments on. -Where do you go/what do you do when you need to calm down? My room. Or to my best friends. -What was the last mess you cleaned up? I had a stack of readings and stationery scattered all over the dining table last night when I was studying, so I cleaned everything up before going to bed. -Have you ever had to talk anyone out of suicide? Yes I had to talk to Toby because he made a series of disturbing tweets a couple of weeks ago. We aren’t close per se, but he’s an orgmate and therefore a friend, so I messaged him immediately. I’m happy it worked, cos he showed up to school the next day and gave me a bear hug. -When you think of tomorrow, what feelings come to mind? Work. -Who, in your opinion, has an amazing voice? Hannah sings a lot, and I really like it when she does because she sounds great. -Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars? Of course.

-What is the last thing you complained about? I need a printer to print out my readings (I absolutely cannot study from an e-book) but ours has been broken for years and there’s no Internet/printing shop nearby. UGH I’m serious about complaining over not being able to study haha. -What was the last curse-word you said? Fuck. -When you fake sick to get out of school, what do you say or do to convince your parents that you are sick? I would never fake sick to my Asian mom. -How did you recover from your last bout of tears? I slept. As is always the most effective way to stop crying. -Do you still talk to your very first best friend? Yes. I talked to her last night. -When was the last time something went terribly wrong? Well a couple of weeks ago Gab and I had a huge, really serious fight that had just been unfixable–it was the kind of fight that you just had to wait. And the wait was torture. I was really scared then and I stayed in bed for what was probably 48 hours and ate like two times in that period. -How do you console someone when he or she is upset? I stay with them and listen to them if they have to let things out. -Have you ever seen either one of your parents cry? Just my mom. I don’t know what I’d do if I saw my dad cry. -Choose one: Trip to outerspace, or trip underneath the oceans? OUTER SPACE. I’d do anything to have a glimpse into my astronaut dream. -How often do you feel overwhelmed? 7 days a week. -How do you deal with everyday life? Get by. Aren’t we all forced to? -Do you have any secret obsessions or guilty pleasures? I don’t think so. I’m never guilty of whatever it is I’m obsessing at the moment haha. I am into serial killers, like reading and watching docus about them; and obviously I never announce it the world unless it comes up in conversation. -Aside from on this survey, what was the last thing you wrote about? I was writing down notes on my readings from my Southeast Asian history class. -Who in your family do you act like the most? I’m a mix of my mom and dad. I seriously can’t tell you who I act more like. There are certain phrases my mom says that I say, and certain intonations and mannerisms I got from my dad. -What is the most romantically sweet thing someone has done for you? I’m into intimate, more between-the-two-of-you kind of stuff, so I always appreciate it when Gab volunteers to drive my car if I ever drink a little bit too much for the night. She helps me get to bed and gets me some clothes to wear too, which is always sweet.

-When you go out to the mall, do people stare? Not me, but my girlfriend and I obviously will get stares from time to time for holding hands. -Have you ever been confronted by a mall cop for your behavior? No. -What just tears at your heartstrings? Videos of dogs reuniting with their owners, abused dogs getting saved and all groomed up, or dogs getting adopted. -Is there a show you swear that you will never watch? GAME OF THRONES -What was the last topic that you ranted about? The lack of a printer that I delved on several survey questions ago. -Is there someone that makes you feel like you're walking on eggshells? Jane lol. She’s the president of our org and will easily get pissed the fuck off sometimes, and it never does my anxiety any good. -Were you ever afraid of one of your past teachers? Yes. We had this monster of a PE teacher in 2nd grade who would literally kick down doors if she gets angry and would yell at 8 year olds. How she ever got employed in the first place still baffles me. -Have you ever been in a physical fight on school grounds? That’s a huuuuuge no-no in our school, so no. Plus I came from an all-girls’ Catholic school; it just wasn’t in anyone’s nature to pick a fight. -Have you written anything in a bathroom stall? What, if anything? No, I feel so iffy about vandalizing in public. -Is your school like the drama capital of the country? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You can say that, damn. -A homeless man asks you for 50 cents; how do you respond? I give them a little more and a snack if I had any. -When was the last time you visited a thrift store? I don’t remember. I don’t think I have? -Was there ever a time when you wished you'd never been born? Always. I didn’t even choose to be born lol. -Can you handle constructive criticism? Uhhhhhh only if it’s from someone I truly respect. Otherwise I can honestly be a big baby about criticism. -Who is the most sensitive person that you know? ME. Also one of my friends, Mils. -Have you ever had a tooth (or teeth) pulled? Nope. -You can have one famous person's wardrobe; who do you choose, and why? Kate’s!!! She dresses so well and looks pretty in all of her outfits. -When was the last time you wrote someone a note? I think December? Aya was down in the dumps pretty bad so I dropped her a short message on Facebook to let her know that I’m always around for her. -Do you tell your parents before you go somewhere, or just leave? I ask permission. Duh. I’m Asian. -What was the last thing you tried to get out of doing? Agatha’s birthday party. She’s a good friend, but I’m not friends with any of her friends and I just can’t relate with the college block we both belong to. I scheduled a date with Gabie’s dad on the same night because I didn’t want to go to the party. -On average, how many surveys do you fill out in one day? If I had a lot of time, I could fill out three. Nowadays it’s like once a day/a couple of times a week. -How many hours a day do you spend on Bzoink? I don’t stay on Bzoink; I just go on there to look for surveys. -Which season do you dread the most? I hate Philippine summers. -Do you ever brag about your achievements? Oh god never. I hate putting any attention on me. -If someone makes fun of you, are you able to laugh it off? Tbh no, I’m pretty sensitive and serious in that aspect. I mean I’d smile to be polite but will most likely be whispering something evil about them in my head hahahaha. -When was the last time that you watched the sun come up? Three years ago, in Sagada. -What did you do last Halloween? I think I went out with Gab that day, but it wasn’t to celebrate Halloween. -Last Thanksgiving? -Last Christmas - if you celebrate? I like how Christmas has the *if you celebrate* disclaimer but the North American-centric Thanksgiving doesn’t. Anyway, we had several family dinners and we ate and drank and caught up with one another. -How did you celebrate the arrival of the new year? Also saw some relatives and ate and drank and bonded with my cousins. -Is there a foreign culture you'd like to learn more about? I’d like to know more about all of them if I had the time and the chance. -Have you ever (purposely or accidentally) played with someone's heart? I possibly might’ve with Mike but I don’t want to be an ass and assume. -Has anyone ever played with yours? Sure, you can say that. -Have you ever seen a famous painting and thought "I could have done that?” Not famous, but expensive ones. The ones that are paint splatters hah. -Fire drills: Did you ever wish they were real ... just once? LOL YES. I’m terrible for thinking that but yes. Mostly because everyone was such kids about it and never took the drills seriously. I secretly wanted a real one to happen just to see those people regret not being any more serious.

-What is the scariest thing about attending your school? Nothing’s scary about UP. If you’re scared to be in UP you can’t survive in it. -Are you a good judge of other people's intentions? Meh. I can tell sometimes. What was the last thing that you felt strongly about? I’m not so sure, it’s been a while. -Shopping: best with friends, parents, bf/gf, or alone? Girlfriend. -What is one insecurity you have about your body? Teeth. -What is one part of your body that you are proud of? My overall figure. -When was the last time someone told you to turn your music down? Ages ago. I’m getting old myself and don’t want my music too loud lmfao. -When you don't know how to spell a word, do you look it up? Yes, of course. -Are you one to spend a lot of time in the bathroom? Nope. I hate making people wait. -Have you seen the movie Super Size Me? No. -Do you still eat at McDonald's, regardless of that film? I’d probably continue eating at any fast food establishment even if I watch a billion documentaries exposing them, being completely honest. -Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a different race? Sometimes. -Do you ever consider the challenges other races go through? Of course. Except for one snowflake race out there, lol. -When was the last time you doubted your abilities? Now? -At your favorite restaurant, what do you order? I don’t pick favorite restaurants. -What was the last thing you wished for? A DAMN PRINTER. -How many times a day, on average, do you look at the time? Too many. I’m perpetually impatient.

#survey #surveys

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kaoarika · 6 years

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Today I ended up finding a webtoon in the Korean Naver site that I fell pretty interested into.

I think at first it was my morbid curiousity about how a Korean artist would tackle the topic, because at times, I take for granted that perhaps this was one of those stories.

One of those stories about an overweight person having to lose weight to find their happiness and increase their self-esteem.

Except, perhaps my first impression changed when I was checking each one of those chapters... because this was nowhere as “fun” or “one of these stories”... well, kinda a bit...

The series is called “좋아하는 부분” (literally, “My Favorite Part”),by the webcomic artist Tari (or Taree) and it’s about an overweight woman who has very low self-esteem, who happens to like guys who are very attractive... however, this is a downfall on its own, because on one hand, some take advantage of her naiveness and well-intentions (and that “I want to find love”), and on the other hand, sigh, these men are literal assholes who don’t find overweight women to be attractive.

But then, there is a guy, who likes her and finds her attractive - he is also overweight as her. And he is also the opposite MC of this series, btw.

I really don’t want to spoil that much, because I just got a general gist of it, and there’s no translation of it ANYWHERE in ENG, not even a fan translation, so I may have understood wrong some stuff... (this is also why I’m referring each of them as MCs, I don’t know their names ;_;) but I can summarize it in the follow points:

*The male MC is incredibly into her, and they start going out as friends. I want to say he kinda fell in love at first sight of her (and he is incredibly cute as chubby, :’D)... but he is also a bit... off.

*Things start falling out (and this is only in the first 10 episodes!) once an old classmate of his appears on scene. This classmate first reaction when she recognized him was “he changed a lot”, but freaks out when she sees him who is going out with him. It happens that, when they were in high school, m!MC showed an interest in her... when she was fat (he was also very slender in the past, btw). She then cites the f!MC to tell her that she has to be careful with him, because he may not be seeing her as who she is, but instead of her fatness (!).

*Ofc f!MC freaks out because she was getting a crush in him (a first of hers, because he wasn’t slender as the other guys; but was clearly having some chemistry with her, and he seemed very nice) and thinks that, perhaps he isn’t as different as the other guys she liked before.

*After drama shenanigan happens (cuz it’s spoiler :P), a year passes by, and life goes on. In the present, the main guy has lost weight, and his first scene is finding out that his gf (or so I think?) has been cheating on him... reasons for that are a bit more clear later. But then, I think a friend of his invites him over, and finds out that the girl he liked has been dating (?) and working with him.

*And then things get a bit more conflictive and serious, because the guy CLEARLY still likes her, and he doesn’t really want ther to end with assholes who also CLEARLY take advantage of her, and also people who clearly want her to “change” for them instead of doing so for herself.

The series right now is under 55 episodes, with a return from hiatus to start the 2nd part/season in October 4th.

And... for lots of reasons, I really want to protect both MCs so much. Like, REALLY.

You would ask me, “but, Kao, why do you root for this series too much?”. And I will say, first, that it went over my first impression. Sometimes, this is the kind of premise that will launch to a “slice of life” or “comedy” series, something that people will expect “duh, it’s obvious that the main MC is going to lose weight and learn some self-esteem”... but, as I was checking it, I was getting a vibe of “My ID is Gangnam Beauty”. The premise is not for fun, tbh.

It’s really rare looking for some body diversity in main characters of an eastern series, even if it’s a bit more in the negative side (but not in the whole “one of those kind of stories” that I’m tired af to see around as a plot element). Sure, I am probably asking something like Pochamani or perhaps a bit more in the Patissier to Ojou-san side, and this may not be fully delivering it, lol. AND, MAN, the comments section in the Naver site (through GT) are generally... bad :’D

I think, there also need to be more series that want to root for a message of “you have to change for yourself, and not live the expectatives of others, as they also want you to live up to their expectatives” (which I believe what “My ID...” plays a bit with... Mirae had plastic surgery because she didn’t feel pretty.. .and even when she did, she is catalogued as a “monster”... and she is still working with self-issues, too), because, I’m also a believer that “well, you lost weight, but your self-esteem is not going to change from one day to another”.

“But, Kao... isn’t this also a bit toxic? If you are saying the male MC is a bit off and may be looking at the female MC just because he likes her fat... isn’t that fetishization, too?” I cannot whole answer this for some reasons... like I mentioned above, he does like her as a person, and seems that he wants her to find out her own self-worthiness (as far as I understood) instead of simply changing for others (it pisses him off that guys take advantage of her), and yes, he likes her the way she is atm... but this issue is also (briefly?) discussed in the series, too. I don’t have the facts straight as why he gained so much weight (from HS to adulthood)... or why he lost it in less of a year, for example... but he seems to have some sort of trauma about why he doesn’t like going out with skinny girls (and he tried, his ex was skinny)... and he also has some other issues related to what I mentioned in the above paragraph... not fully uncovered... one thing is that he has a type... other is that he looks traumatized about another...

Tsk, did I mention his chubby self was pretty cute? SURE, before the drama unchained I was like “damn, this guys looks too cute... I hope these two end up together!”, but right now I just want to protect them both.

Now the biggest question I have in mind is “so, why isn’t this translated yet?” At this point, I’m waiting IF the western LINE/Naver/Webtoon gets it... but I wish there was some fan translation, as well... Like I said, sure, this isn’t “cute” as Pochamani (to be fan translated? heck, I dunno... but I pray this happens)... but... I really want to READ IT and not making this whole writing about it. I do wonder... if this is also some kind of “fear” about negativity from users. Like, I have seen other (mostly from the Discover section) series’ comments section about “why this MC doesn’t lose weight?”, “”I hope you are not promoving fat as ‘healthy’” and, I get that this would be... controversial from a standing point... but, the story seems interesting, and I SUPPOSE I also want some “normalization” about “hell, not everyone has to be thin to be happy, too”.

OFC, I’m a bit afraid of what will happen in the return from the hiatus, because episode 55 SURELY left a cliffhanger that I wish I could understand, too! but *lays down*

ALSO; ALSO, looking for ENG info of the series is, futile, as the title “My Favorite Part” is a pretty simple sentence that is used EVERYWHERE.

Link for the series available (as free on Naver), returns from hiatus in October 4th, 2018. (For pluses, it’s also in the XOY Webtoon (from the JPN Naver branch) site as “Kimi wo Suki na ri yuu”, so, it has been translated SOMEWHERE.

#좋아하는 부분 #My Favorite Part #webtoon #taree #kao's ramblings #i really want to be able to read this so much

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rhcenyra · 6 years

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Or maybe Miller?? Kinda looks like Miller to me. They might ask him to join their cause? My 2nd guess would be Kara, but only because of that other scene where Bellamy grabs her. Looks too big to be Madi in my opinion, but honestly I am SO excited for next week's episode! Last night's episode was lit! They keep blowing me away! So many people to worry about! I kinda want to do a Clarke analysis, but she is such a complicated character with so many layers😍😍 my favorite this (every) season

ooh i havent heard miller but that is a really good guess!!! imo i think kara might be too obvious since they did show us that clip and they werent in order. everyones been saying the person looks small so it must be madi but the more i look at it, they don’t look that small to me!

same!! i cannot wait for next weeks omg (partly just for the bellarke angst tbh) but also the storylines are getting Really good

honestly clarke is KILLING it in season 5 i love her SO MUCH (not that i dont always ofc) but that final scene in last nights episode blew me away gave me chills watered my crops cured my depression I Love It

#the 100 #5x07 #text #asks

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lameunknown · 6 years

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tagged by @mishavi, thank you fellow slavic brother!!! lmao 💛☺️

rules: choose any three fandoms (in any order), answer the questions and tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

3 fandoms:

- star wars

- harry potter

- steven universe

(kinda wanna do the mcu but. eh)

The first character you loved:

- obi wan. i wanted to say finn or kylo but then i remembered i watched eps 1-6 a couple years before tfa lmao, and i watched the prequels first and was SO emotional for obi so gotta be him

- it’s been so long since i first read the books that i actually don’t remember, but i’m pretty sure 10 yo me wasn’t very original and it’s harry lmao

- i started watching su in maybe 2015 but i still can’t remember smh. why do i repress/forget 99% of my life :/ steven or pearl i think?

The character you never expected to love so much:

- hux and kylo.....i walked out of my first tfa viewing thinking “finally for the first time in my life i haven’t fallen for every villain in the movie and am rooting exclusively for the good guys! :)”, judging my now ex b*yfriend for thirsting after kylo, fast forward 2 yrs and here i am smh. mostly hux too bc i didn’t even remember his name at first and now he’s literally my favorite out of the entire franchise (rae sloane being a very close second)

- fanon draco made it so i’ll never be able to look at canon draco in the way he was intended to be looked at again. i got into drarry almost immediately after reading the books (i think books up to ootp were out at the time) but didn’t completely change my perspective on & start fiercely loving draco until my 2nd fandom phase years later (2014ish-now)

- amethyst tbh. she was kinda annoying in the first eps/seasons but when we saw more of her backstory and personal issues i was just. i’d die for her. would’ve said jasper but lbr i was gay as fuck for her the moment i saw her, and the tragic backstory unlocked in the latest eps is just a pleasant bonus

The character you relate to most:

same as @mishavi i can’t say i REALLY relate to characters, as fandom for me is a way to rest and distract myself from reality and heavily projecting onto it would’ve been counterproductive in that sense, but i can still list some

- as i’ve said in a similar tag meme some time ago, the closest i can pick is finn bc i too could never make peace with and accept the shitty concepts and ideologies i was raised with, but i’m not about to pretend that the hell he went through is in any way on a similar level with my experiences.

- and again, fanon draco for the same reasons lmao. i guess the closest canon char would be sirius but idrk about that, i’m way too cowardly and calculating to be as outwardly rebellious

- my replies have been really repetitive and boring so far, but amethyst bc yknow i never asked to be made lmao. i guess steven can also qualify here bc i sure as hell haven’t fulfilled any expectations people had of me, and jasper for reasons similar to everything listed above but also commitment adjacent issues i’m not ready to go in depth about rn

The character you’d slap:

- rian johnson kylo (just gonna leave this as is bc i agree and this is the one right answer)

- pansy for offering to give up harry is the first to come to mind? but i’d slap a whole bunch of people from the hp universe tbh

- lapis

3 favorite characters (in order of preferences):

- HUX, rae sloane/kylo, sinjir rath velus/rey, i can’t choose don’t @ me

- fanon harry/fanon draco, hermione, ron. IM SORRY

- jasper, amethyst, yd? pearl? hard to pick honestly

Characters you liked at first but don’t anymore:

- i mean yeah, phasma seemed SO promising but then they just did her like that. sad. it’s not that i don’t like her character anymore but it’s hard working with 0.05 seconds of canon screen time, one book (that i haven’t read yet lmao) and knowing she’s already dead.

- i was young and stupid enough to like dumbledore at some point so there lmao. also snape except for a really niche and not well-known rendition/interpretation of fanon snape

- lapis

Character you did not like at first but do now:

- uhhhh cannnnn’t really think of one. aftermath trilogy mon mothma, perhaps

- @femmequixotic‘s pansy made me do a 180 lmao. my slytherin queen

- ......amethyst. also peridot, as unoriginal as that is, although i’m def not a fan of the extreme infatilization her character underwent in the last season or so. peridot circa gem drill/shorty squard/whatever episode she discovered her metal powers is my fav.

Three OTPs:

- KYLUX, finnrey, sinjir/conder, rae sloane x myself , unironically clydeland even tho it’s not technically star wars,

- drarry, romione, linny, honorable mention for @femmequixotic‘s panthea bc i cannot freakin WAIT until it goes canon 😩

- jaspearl, amedot, steven x calm and happiness

I tag: @quicksilverys, @tymorrowland, @sheisalreadyhere, @uglinatheprincess, @hallelujuh, @phasmachromatic (it won’t pick up for some reason), @sapphicsucculent and whoever else wants to do this!

#personal #tag meme #pls don't be weirded out if we don't talk lmao i just tagged folks whom i see in my notes a lot (and i appreciate that so much!) as well as #my friends

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ts-akhmim · 4 years

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Episode 14 (Finale) | “All of this and more, but only in Autumn's World” - Autumn

So I figured out that Amir does have the idol and Jakey originally had it that round... damn I wish I looked a little more but I just didn't think Jakey had it. So that probably means that Autumn is going this round, and then I just need to find a way to win this next challenge over Amir. I know Kendall and I will vote together next round regardless, so worst case scenario next round for me is that I am in some kind of fire-making challenge, but I at least see there being a good chance that me and Kendall could be sitting in FTC together, and I'm just hoping at this point that it's Augusto sitting there with us. P.S. In the event that I make FTC... I really hope I'm not seen as a goat. Like, I don't think I am, but I'm not sure how much respect I'll get for my game. I'm hoping people see how savvy I had to be to continuously work my way back up after a couple blindsides and being pushed to the bottom, but you never know with this jury / cast. P.P.S. Please no pressure cooker next round. I'm not ready to have to beat Amir THAT way.

So I'll count that as half of a success. I was at least able to help convince Amir to play the idol he told me about to flush that, and with Autumn safe, the next option was to do Adam. Knowing that if Autumn did have the merge idol, she probably wasn't playing it on Adam, this was the next best option. I need Kendall and Augusto around because those are the two I'd like to bring to FTC if I can make it there. It makes sense to take them to the end as our games are all very similar, so at least we aren't against a winner at the end. Part of me thinks that bringing Amir may not be the worst thing in the world given he has screwed over a decent bit of that jury, but also, I'd rather not take that risk.

So now that that's done and I'm cute and immune, I can confirm it all. Yes I do have the merge idol, yes I've had it since Final 7 but planned not to play it until Final 5, and yes that makes me the most powerful person here. Deadass everyone wants my head on a stick and I don't give a single fuck. I'm chilling all weekend, letting them think they're doing something if/when I lose win immunity, and then I'm sending a man out on one vote Monday night. You think they hate me now? Wait til they find out they can't take a shot at me until Final 4 lmaaaaoo. Be blessed!

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So Amir blames me for playing his idol... I think that's a win for me then, right?

I'm so glad I was able to take this challenge win! I needed to win this to guarantee I wasn't some kind of contingency plan. But now, it's about how can I guarantee a winner goes home. I've already kind of told Autumn she was in trouble (literally 0 point in lying to her about it) and have explained to both Kendall and Augusto that we should find a way to split the votes / guarantee that Autumn and Amir have no shot of working with one another and sending home one of the two people I want with me at FTC. I feel so close, yet so far away from the title of Sole Tumblr Survivor. I want this win so badly. I can't describe how much I want this win. I didn't come back just to have fun; I didn't come back just for maybe an ounce of redemption from Guyana, I came to win this mother-effer. I have at least a 25% shot at the moment, but I want to increase that number.

Final 5... it's so insane honestly because I never expected this of myself but I've played my ASS off (literally, that's why I'm flatter than a table top) especially these past few rounds. I'm kinda shocked that the clear targets are Autumn/Amir/TJ just given I have been a force in the game (subtly ofc) so its def a gag... but yeah. TJ winning the immunity was WORST case scenario because I wanted to come for that man's neck SO bad but we'll just have to get him next time. Amir having the merge idol isn't a SHOCK but it was interesting to say the least like rip telling me that but both his idol plays are gonna be kinda useless which helps my case! I know that Autumn said me and Kendall have been up Amir's ass but first of all... i'm a bottom so I would never BUT also I feel I've held my own this entire game so it isn't my truth in the slightest but I'll just have to prove her, TJ, and the jurors wrong if I got to. I've gone from flop (16th in Bhutan, 17th in Great Lakes, 12th in Socotra) to the top (6th in Flops, 2nd in Seychelles) but I am trying to WIN and wear my deserved crown, it's time I won something yknow.

Amir and I when my plan worked and NEITHER of us walked into jury yet again https://twitter.com/abridrakegraham/status/1222552252357005313 The kids HURTIN yall and I will 100% respect their privacy at this time. Like they really thought!!! They really thought they finally killed me and were probably singing ding dong the witch is dead all day and now look at em. They done lost the boy they all wanted to go to the end with, got severely played by me, AND still gotta see my face everyday. Someone check on Jordan Pines I wanna make sure he's not still holding his breath waiting for my demise. And I've teamed up with his other least favorite person? HOES MAD. But it's not just him- Kendall ready to fight Amir in PM's, TJ in his feelings on call during tribal, Augusto couldn't even find the words he was that shocked. It's all so glorious and I truly fucking love wrecking everyone's games. Amir was like I've never felt these emotions before/ this is one of the wildest moves I've ever been apart of and tbh I agree with Amir. This was batshit crazy but you know what the gag is? This is literally just another day in the mind of Autumn Hill Jury mad, the mayos mad, Augusto mad, and I'm literally on top on the world right now. Like I love Augusto yes but that move was the definition of powerful. Like it's not just playing an idol correctly. It's the fact that Amir came to me begging that I forgive him and that we work together again, I then agreed and admitted to having the idol to A WHOLE ASS WINNER, convinced Amir to tell the kids he had the idol, got everyone to feel super comfortable around me all night and day cause I knew "I was going," snapped in the tribe chat at 2:00 because I "just wanted people to be honest about voting me," got the kids to essentially then tell on themselves since they listed all the reasons why they were voting me, and then idoled out their king using his once closest ally. Liiiikkkee?? STIFF WHERE?? DEAD WHERE??? Bitch I'm playing to win ok I hope yall enjoying this master class I've put on cause I'm hanging it up after this. Unless yall get serious about having a TS version of Winners at War, then call me. But otherwise, yes I'm going ham because I have every intention of walking into the 2 time winners chat. I WANT TO ASCEND!!! So PSA: if my funeral is public knowledge, that means I ain't dying hahaha. Apparently everyone has nicknames for me and that might actually be my favorite part. Jakey calling the game Autumn's World all merge to the boys and TJ only referring to me as the Godmother?? iconic! You know I'd hate me too if I wasn't me, which is why I'm flattered by it all. They know damn well they're almost out of time to get rid of me and they've spent the entire fucking game hoping and wishing and praying and still can't pull it off. And them not targeting me out the gate like Jordan wanted has gotten soooo many people killed. But most importantly I have successfully played an idol now TWICE at Final 5.. And I sure did win back to back immunities at Final 4 and Final 3 in Crossroads so finding out this season has a final 2? Perfect let me dust off the blueprint real quick

https://twitter.com/rcgersnatalia/status/1168071613763342336

okay im going to work my ass of to win this but autumn and tj have both claimed they can do this really well, so like basically, tj cannot win immunity, i need to win or i may be absolutely screwed https://66.media.tumblr.com/583667e85060a36a2cccb8551baa27d5/tumblr_inline_oh5slaYgdO1tr4u58_500.jpg but as of rn, i was going no matter what if i didnt win immunity, i tried to make a story to autumn and we called for like 3 hours and i did my damnest to sell that tj is the problem with everything that happened last round and that i was down to vote augusto for real until tj really sold the plan out to augusto and i didnt want to go to rocks, but i played the idol out of fear that augusto-kendall-tj would 3-2-1 me so she believed there is a true rift in the beauties right now and has more of a reason to hate tj she is so fucking smart so she may have sussed it out and went along with it, but im hoping it worked??? idek but she said if she wins immunity she'll idol me she did admit she has the idol to me but maybe because she knew i already knew

I just... do I even have words anymore? Like, time and time again, I'm getting screwed over and I just... it's a good underdog story now. I just have to win this next challenge. I guess regardless I had to win this next challenge, but also, I was really hoping to not have to have as much concern as I do right now.

What was that?? oh cause I thought the yts who can't successfully kill me had said something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wux4HnZRY0 Another day, another body bag. THEY WERE SO SURE THEY HAD ME AHHHH I really have to laugh. Kendall was certain this was my funeral and I'm like nah baby it's yours. I'm still screaming that TJ would keep immunity for himself and let Kendall go to firemaking where she would 100% lose that's wild. Only for me to find out after that sis really was THE RAT??? Y'all set her up lmaaaooo. Now I really don't feel bad cause she ran from her karma long enough and if Amir had told me that shit before firemaking I really would've smoked her in the comp. Kendall had no business snitching to Jordan about an airtight unanimous vote and blowing up all her allies' games just to do right by an egom aniac. Then Jordan still died and she falls in love with his bestie boo TJ (he's playing you sis!!) who sensed she could die this round but didn't give a single fuck?? Absolute mess. She really got Devon, TJ, Amir, and Augusto to lie about it the whole game and they agreed because they knew if I ever find out the truth, I'd kill her on sight. Bitch I killed her anyway!!! So was it even worth it? Cause she still walked into jury but she got a better placement and a noble death, which miss Devon and Augusto cannot say. Too busy being lying https://media3.giphy.com/media/6DMfLQEhixGdW/source.gif I feel so affirmed though- every person who has come for me is either sitting in jury or is about to walk in. That's power- that's RANGE! Also I just wanna say to Devon while I'm here: you really gave me all that grief for considering you could be the rat when you, Amir, and Augusto were in on it and protecting Kendall the whole time??? Fuck outta here. Like whose fault is it really that you died Devon? I wanna know. You mad at me and Amir when you need to be mad at yourself for picking the wrong girl, which is on brand for straight white men but y'all not ready to have that conversation. Anyway! Kendall trying to undermine me the ENTIRE merge and using all these men to do it only to still get killed by me in the end?? Fucking love that shit. All of this and more, but only in Autumn's World

https://66.media.tumblr.com/143402720bb2766ebe14eb1d657e2ca6/tumblr_inline_o8662rxDt11tr4u58_250.gifv

Me before the challenge https://peopletalk.ru/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tumblr_n49eidw5Zk1rsrbdko1_500.gif

Me after I went beast mode and embarrassed the men https://twitter.com/intoragnarok/status/1233477557565173762

I'm screaming at Amir asking me after if kept him strategically or out of loyalty and I'm like sis what do you think. I was not about to let the white knights get their way and give TJ the win all because he's a good car salesman. Like y'all should've seen that 1 hr plus discussion of TJ and Amir going back and forth on camera about who I have a better chance of beating and I'm just sitting there IMMUNE taking notes, knowing neither of them wanted this. The power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has. Amir and TJ planning to kill me and then being thwarted once again is arguably my two favorite storylines. TJ wanted to do this the ENTIRE MERGE and I never let him succeed. And Amir wanted to be the one to say he killed me cause he's Mr. Smith when I'm Mrs. Smith and my ass spared him and helped him several times. Now look at em, getting third and second. I made a joke at Final 5 that Amir and I are the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith and it's so true. I adore him as a person and I know he loves me too but we're not above killing each other. Hell we genuinely want to kill each other but time and time again we chose to kill everyone else instead lmao.

So please enjoy this visual walkthrough of our wild ass partnership

(when we met at merge) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/48/5e/3f485e53a56fb43c62c22c0790e8afd7.gif

(when we voted together at Final 11 and Final 10) https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3Ucho9gtq4b7SLok/source.gif

(when I caught Amir in a lie and killed Devon as retaliation but still wanted to work with Amir) https://media0.giphy.com/media/l3UcotueAJQAW0zjW/source.gif

(when Amir killed Ali and Adam to piss me off) https://66.media.tumblr.com/eebc1dc0a509a652ea543aba82bcb1c5/tumblr_ojjk22iVXM1uhcmrao1_250.gifv

(when Amir tried to get back in my good graces at Final 5) https://66.media.tumblr.com/3b157a36601820370897ace6673af493/tumblr_n17egq7Hdq1r7fawxo4_r3_250.gifv

(when I agreed to the winners pact and got him to kill Augusto and Kendall with me) https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DefiniteVapidDogwoodtwigborer-size_restricted.gif

(when he kept trying me at Final 4 and Final 3/ saying he'd kill me) https://i.gifer.com/3lie.gif

(when I snapped and took Amir to Final 2, like I said I would, and we both knew he'd lose beside me) https://66.media.tumblr.com/d1f3506fc873a7d2393d705a7f58065d/tumblr_mgooqovRHw1qkdoj2o1_500.gif

mood after everything that's happened and me making FTC again- we out here. Coming out of retirement has been good to me https://twitter.com/emrific/status/1235072497055227907

(final 4) oh dear me this one is a tuffyyyy wuffyyy.... okay okay. so its f4, tj thinks im voting with him and kendall to vote autumn. Autumn thinks im voting with her against kendall to make it firemaking. basically, i was originally gonna vote autumn, and i told autumn and she was like fk no so i told her im convinced but i am STILL UNSURE So if I vote kendall: autumn has to win fire making which like statistically i do not see kendall beating autumn, but then tj takes me to final 2 over autumn, and autumn will take me to final 2 over tj, she also threatened to make jury hate me if I cut her now which doesn’t really scare me tbh if I’m next to kendall anyway, but regardless of that threat, me going with tj and autumn gives me a 66% chance of winning this game. If me or Tj win final immunity, I think I win this game. If Autumn wins, then uhhhhggg she will probs take me but like we will thee i just hope she doesnt win final immunity If I vote autumn: me or kendall have to win final immunity, because if tj wins, then I’m getting third place, and kendall would probably take tj as well, so like, yeah i would beat them both at the end but i would be putting myself in a position where i have to win immunity but idk . i think voting kendall is better as i type dis

final 3 oh my gooooodddd, the fact that i am here is so surreal 2 me, and idk idk this immunity is gonna be the deciding factor of my game and im so nervous but also happy and proud of myself however this game turns out. hoyoyoyooyoy

SO MISSS AUTUMN JUST UHHHHHHHH wooped me arse in immunity and me and Tj had to PLEAD for ourlives but she ended up TAKING MEEEEEEEEE so partyyy Honslee tho, while this is gonna make winning 90x times harder, I am pretty happy to be sitting next to Autumn cuz our end game mr. and mrs. smith alliance is highkey iconic af ewnfewkjfnewkjnf like we killed each others allies and somehow have been aligned since early merge and I lied to her and somehow we always came back and protected each other and if i don't win im happy she will <3 but with that said, i gotta take her DOOOWNNN

AUTUMN WINS 8-1

#BackWithVengeance

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Twin Peaks: The Return, The Complete Notes

Well buddites, struggling to corral my Twin Peaks thoughts into things approaching tidiness or value, but I do have my watch notes? FOR WHAT THEY’RE WORTH. Only in the latter portion did I consider maybe sharing these someday, meaning a lot of this is just disjointed incomprehensible emotional reactions with long stretches where I made no comments at all. Or you know: Twin Peaks The Return.

Incidentally, post-finale I’m feeling pretty alright about this write-up I did after the first four episodes, although as I’m gathering is the case with this season, a lot of people are looking back now on a line from themselves or the show and thinking it has the shape of a key. Perhaps we think we see keys in David Lynch’s work the way we think we see images of human faces on the surfaces of other planets.

Anyway, even with sparse comments 18 episodes is a lot, but while this is long I can promise you it’s not dense. Honestly I think the average length of a line is around 10 words, and for instance, the first one:

Part One

hell I forgot how down I am for 28-year-old Kyle MacLaughlin. 10/10 would happily marry.

it’s going to be so difficult for me to describe how much this show meant to me. I’m gonna wait. maybe forever.

he takes more time than any other director

a little “hmm!” of laughter when Dr. Jacoby reveals his 3-D specs under the clip-on sunglasses

it’s starting to occur to me that maybe David Lynch is just better at Places than anyone else. as this is one of the more familiarly New York feelings I’ve ever had. but it reminds me of the impression of New York I had during maybe the 2nd or 3rd time I visited someone there, so it’s at least half odd memory and nostalgia. oh THAT is what this feels like. how does he do it!!!!

Lucy remains INCREDIBLE

she’s a customer service VISIONARY

just when I’m like “who is this” suddenly it goes SO LYNCH

“It’s a world of truck drivers.”

everyone in this house looks like they’re in a different Snapchat filter

“Let’s not overthink this opportunity.”

is it weird that I like this couple a lot

I think I screamed but I can’t even tell holy shit i am TERRIFIED, FUCKING, DAVID

Armstrong

no one scares me like this guy

the incredible beautiful wonderful thing is how we have LUCY AND HAWK AND ANDY, and they are this huuuuuge counter balance to everything else

Catherine Coulson :’)

I’m already obsessed with Constance, my new Frances-McDormand-in-Fargo

everything is so high intensity it is DIFFICULT TO WATCH

Part Two

I bought my ticket for the theme song tbh

Bill Hastings is the new Sarah Palmer, vis a vis fraught wailing

I cannot believe how much David Lynch is David Lynch

I swear every actor in this is Oh That Guy! Where Is That Guy From?

everything that’s the woods at night with headlights or flashlights is So Northwest

I feel Harry’s absence acutely

it’s actually full incredible to see all of this again 25 years later

the backwards thing is more amazing now, what the heck

this is making me really appreciate ACTORS. once they have their character they have them, doesn’t matter how many years pass, how many other roles they play — they can slip right back into this person

fuck I’d forgotten how VERY MAGRITTE the Doppelgänger sequence was

wow I flipped a lot for Ray Wise

what I love is that Agent Cooper is probably the only person on the planet who could feasibly emerge from 25 years in a Black Lodge otherworld largely the same person

holy shit the house is still there

Shellllllyyyyy <3

omf James

“James has always been cool”

Part Three

I laughed so purely at Cooper falling into this purple space. god the sound editing on that was hilarious.

GENUINELY no one does weird like David Lynch. people think they are doing weird and they are not.

I realize this is the Classic Understatement of this but: unexpected

COOPER, just like, “okay then!”

HIS SHOES

oh the color of this jacket

Kyle MacLachlan is so game

it reminds me of Blue Velvet I think. in that I’m so bothered all of the time.

the Twin Peaks Sheriff’s Department is a literal beacon of light

ALBERT AND GORDON

David Lynch: “What the hell?”

Gordon Cole are you kidding me with the giant print of an atomic bomb behind your desk

Gordon Cole are you kidding me with the giant print of Franz Kafka across from your desk

where does David Lynch find these musical acts

Part Four

I just realized he’s saying Hello-o-o because he’s trying to Call For Help. help.

he wants to go home, oh no my heart is breaking

I don’t know what to do with Lynch’s women ever. because they are all beautiful and/or sex objects, but yet NOT objects, because compared to the men FAR more of the women are actually compassionate and/or interesting. ugh

but see Cooper waited for 25 years — man has the patience of a glacier

AN OWL

Denise is now the Chief of Staff???!!!

“And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.” Lynch I can’t.

TEN-FOUR GOOD BUDDY

listen that was so clunky and pure

so he’s Harry’s brother?

Bobby works for the Sheriff’s office now???

Dana Ashbrook’s looking great tbh. actually his face improved with age.

oh god bless Dana Ashbrook still acts the same

this new lil deputy is fantastic

ok seriously episode 4 is what we’ve been working toward

Lucy and Andy’s child is Michael Cera. this is so genius I could faint.

this is incredible

I am delighted

y’know, the furniture in Janey-E’s house is quite mid-century. not the rest of it, just that.

little thumbs up child

the other day I passed two scrawny middle school boys earnestly playing trumpets for change outside a farmers market, and thought to myself “I would be really good at having a nerdy son.” that thought is occurring to me again with this boy.

it is a rare thing that a director knows exactly what role he should play in his own work

if this is anything like original run Twin Peaks, Gordon, Albert, and the gal will not believe this for a minute. that was always so satisfying. Cooper and Harry just like “nope, this doesn’t feel right, these teens didn’t do it.” I don’t like it when a show presumes that the audience should be able to figure things out that the characters don’t.

well I am very gratified!! thanks show, for Being You

GASP it’s Au Revoir Simone. they played at my college once what the hell!

Part Five

A Woman Stresses Out Because These People Haven’t Completed The Job: A Short Film By David Lynch

I’m still obsessed with Constance. I would watch The Constance Show.

holy shit, way to make this even scarier than it was originally

WOW THAT IS JUST STRAIGHT UP A STREET IN NORTH BEND

oh my god, “Damn good joe” might be the first Cooper-sounding-like thing he’s said, I am cry

did this guy just fall in love with green tea lattes

I cannot handle how often people say the name Dougie

she has pretty hair and I like her necklace

Jim Belushi! wait I thought he was dead

Jade is on first-name-basis with the guys who detail her car. I adore this inexplicable detail.

Noooorrrmmmaaaaaaa

god she’s still gorgeous

is Amanda Seigfried Shelly’s daughter, omg. good casting.

this is the slowest burn to Cooper coming back, isn’t it. when he finally does we’re all gonna WEEP.

“Iiiiiit’s 7 o’clock, do you know where your freedom is?” oh holy shit

Nadine watches Dr. Jacoby’s show, help

there are so many desks in this episode

GARLAND BRIGGS

Cindy and Colonel Daves seem GREAT

David Lynch finds all the most interesting looking people

this guy looks exactly like how the manager of this venue should look

um no

yeah I jumped

Part Six

this theme song is like time travel

he reaches out for the baaaaadge

I love Sonny Jim

Sonny Jim is reading The Hardy Boys’ The Secret of the Old Mill, oh my gosh

“He’s indisposed.”

honestly Janey’s kind of amazing

yeessss the street lights changing

coincidentally, Albert and Gordon are very very important to me

“I will be thinking of you while I drink this — thank you sweetheart — fine Bordeaux.”

GASP. D I A N E ????????!!!!!!

IS LAURA DERN DIANE

everyone in this room is nuts

what the fuuuuuuck!!!

is this Harry Dean Stanton or something

oh my god it is

David Lynch does grief like no one else on the planet

that’s the most ominous fucking signal to your underling

hahaaaa, Jeremy Davies

I. LOVE. JANEY. E.

I really like this lady’s leitmotif and am sorry she’s probably about to die

wtf Hawk, this is hilarious

the thing about Lynch’s shows is that he also hates these men

Part Seven

Jerry..

I love Hawk’s earrings so much. they remind me of that chip earring that Zenon Girl of the 21st Century had. is that weird to have as a first string reference? I think I imprinted on that…

it breaks my heart that Harry is still a character who people call on the phone. it’s like David Lynch and Mark Frost are just leaving the door unlocked in case Michael Ontkean decides to come back.

THEORY: Cooper cannot return until Harry does.

Sheriff Truman is Skyping Doc Hayward

Audrey???!!

OLD MAN JOKES

fresh pan-fried trout, scrambled eggs, and an english muffin with huckleberry jam sounds like the best breakfast on Earth

yeeesss, this Pentagon Lieutenant, I’m so pumped about her

jfc get back in the room with the nice detective and Constance I don’t like this shambling figure AT ALL

the artwork in Gordon’s office feels like one of those things on the comics page of a newspaper where you would have to sound out a sequence of images to find the phrase they represent

“Say please.” “What?” “You heard me.”

look at this fucking enormous brownstone

dang, Diane

“Diane, this may require a slight change of attitude on your part.”

is Tammy supposed to be a joke ?

Diane to the rescue tbh

gosh Janey-E is a hoot

wow a lot of shit just happened

oh this drawn out bell sound is diegetic! nice. it’s pretty. it’s kinda Legion-y.

the key!

I’d probably watch this guy mediocrely sweep this floor to “Green Onions” for the whole length of the song

:/ ….bad

gosh the surf guitar diner song

gosh this other waitress who looks like a young Shelly!!

Part Eight

I think this is the first time I’ve heard someone call the Bad Dale “Cooper.” I hated it.

driving down roads at night. those shots off the hood of a car looking where the headlights look — so Peaks

GAAHH THE SHADOW PEOPLE

oh thank god, I think he’s actually dead. he’s dead right?

the sound is just…..holy fuck Lynch

this Road House MC just introduced the Nine Inch Nails in a microphone with a pinecone attached to it

did I not know that Trent Reznor is in the Nine Inch Nails?? wow I literally know fuck all about the Nine Inch Nails, it turns out.

oddly, I think I’m into this song. I feel like I’ve entered a trance. I like when he does the melodic howl-yelling

goddamnit why won’t Bad Dale die

July 16, 1945

oh shit this is gorgeous and horrifying. a moving Minor White photograph of an atomic bomb.

2001: An Atomic Odyssey

this is also gorgeous and horrifying

purple place!

the Giant

lol imagine if I were recapping this

Laura Palmer!

guys I just. is this a fugue state. I think I’m en fugue

I feel like I’ve been hypnotized into disconnecting from the fabric of the world I know

it’s scary here

Part Nine

why won’t this motherfCKer die

primary green, red, and yellow is such a good look on Laura Dern

ridiculously, this nervous man on his Thinkpad might be the most consistently featured character so far

FINALLY, an explanation for why “Dougie” hasn’t been raising more red flags with his family and coworkers

oh my god this scene is amazing

they all turn to watch him leeeaave

are all these cops related?? guys

the whole Las Vegas Police Department is incred

ohh. Audrey’s red heels.

“As a matter of fact Ike, we have your whole palm.”

ooOOOHH, that was the first really Badalementi riff we’ve heeearrrd

what the fuck this scene is freaking me out

seriously Bobby Briggs is like 3 points more attractive 25 years later. and that’s on a 10 point scale.

I love the Briggses

yesss, cry Dana Ashbrook, cryy

I heart Lieutenant Knox

oh, actually, yes, was that the first glimmer of Constance/Albert, a thing I find I crave passionately right now?

“Let’s think out loud.” bless. television.

Jerry… you gotta lay off the leaf, man.

Bobby is truly A+ now

this might be my favorite episode yet

seriously this episode

Hasting’s description of what they were gonna do in the Bahamas is next level

THIS GREAT NORTHERN ESTABLISHING SEQUENCE ALSO FEELS VERY ORIG PEAKS

aw, aw, Au Revoir Simone is back

Part Ten

it’s still wild to me to see these Washington landscapes in high-def

oh fuck, the owl-faced evil boy

wait I’d paused so I saw his name and WHAT THE FUCK HE’S AUDREY’S BROTHER???

I know I say this during pretty much every musical interlude, but, I could watch Harry Dean Stanton playing his guitar and signing a song for a good long while

I am as invested in this girl’s mano-a-mano fight with this fly as I am anything else that has happened this episode. I’ve been there honey.

Janey-E like “…alRIGHT. dang I had not seen This Bod.”

“Brad, remind me to call off that hit on Ike.”

hahahahaha, omg Janey

Nadine watching Dr. Jacoby’s show while sipping some giant pink drink is #gold

NADINE BUILT A SILENT DRAPE-RUNNER STORE

no one side-eyes like Lucy Brennan

wait who’s kid is this???

GOD. HE’S NOT. Audrey’s kid. oh god tell me he’s not.

Duncan Todd is one of my top five favorite Peaks side characters

“Do you recall my business rivals and bitter enemies, the Mitchum brothers?”

yaaAAASSS Albert and Constance are having dinner!!!

Candie. Candie girl. are you about to sell them down the fucking river.

Jim Belushi is drinking out of the same Ikea whiskey glass I’m currently spooning Campari granita out of. these guys are worth millions so I’m feeling pretty good about my “this looks like it cost a lot more than it did” choices.

here we go again: I could watch David Lynch carefully casually sketching with a Sharpie for a full episode

HE DREW A WEIRD DEER

oh no, Diane….

Margaret & Hawk brotp 5eva

mmm she’s wearing a Black Lodge dress

holy heck this singer is incredible

how is her voice real

I have just been mouth agape in wonder for this entire song

Part 11

sorry but it’s still every kind of affecting for me to that the town of Twin Peaks looks/is exactly where I grew up. like, when I watched The X-Files when I was in New York City it was half out of homesickness, as British Columbia looks so much like Washington, so even though they’d say they were in Connecticut or whatever, the way the grass is along the side of the road was home. but this… this just full on IS Washington. it’s a lot for me.

omg she made it! she’s alive!! WAY TO BE, GIRL

Shelly!! just leaps on the car! WAY TO BE, GIRL - PART 2

…holy eff I had not put it together that Becky is Shelly and Bobby’s daughter

Carl has a radio and can call in to Maggie at the Sheriff’s Office! I love that

Lynch’s high shots looking down into houses are so unheimlich

Diane’s outfits are every one excellent

I think I saw from MZS after ‘Part 8′ that we’re calling them the Charred Men? appropriately unsettling

I gasped and grabbed my own knee. fuck your sound editing Lynch.

oh it’s a True Detective sky swirl

forgive me for being the last person to come to this parallel, but Albert is the necessary grab-your-arm-and-pull-you-back-to-safety component to Gordon’s standing-on-the-edge, just as Harry was to Coop

Brent Biscoe’s “Oh my god!”s are real good. in other news this episode has me fucking flipping. with the fears.

she seriously looks exactly like their kid. this is bang on casting.

why is Bobby Briggs breaking my heart, wtf

Dana Ashbrook’s reaction acting to this creepy camo kid is honestly good

also seriously why is Bobby Briggs the no. 1 catch in Twin Peaks rn???

what the ever fucking fuck is happening!!!!!

still hilarious that they’re trying to pass Snoqualmie off as being in the Okanogan btw

Margaret + Hawk brotp 5eva, cont’d

“Somebody else.” :(

the reveal that they’re having breakfast at 2:23pm

the insistence of this show on dreams, I stg

what! what is the one certain thing!

cherry pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! David Lynch WHAT ARE YOU DOING. this is REALLY WEIRD direct application nostalgia?? in a way that almost side-steps nostalgia??

this little piano song is so interesting and fun

GOOSEBUMPS. HE’S PLAYING LAURA’S THEME??? AND COOPER RECOGNIZES IT???!! IS THIS LIKE WHEN AUDREY WAS DANCING TO THE BADALAMENTI IN THE DINER CAN PEOPLE IN TWIN PEAKS HEAR THE SOUNDTRACK TO TWIN PEAKS WHAT

“Damn good” help me oh no

when is Candie going to peel off her person suit and reveal her true lizard form

…hold on. is that….Angelo. is that Angelo on the piano.

composed and performed by— booyah

Part Twelve

I always think I’m going to do two episodes in one night, and every time it’s like, haha, no, I don’t

gotta say, I really appreciate how we’ve stayed entirely focused on Tammy’s reaction to being invited to join the Blue Rose task force. we’re still on her face as she processes all this. like after 11 EPISODES of nothin all of a sudden she’s a character we can actually know and identify with, feel what she’s feeling, want to know more about her education and what brought her to this moment. like about time.

“Let’s rock.” oh no.

great teen clerks

I think what’s difficult about Twin Peaks is the same thing that’s difficult about life: so many people are so terrible, and then there are people like Carl

when the original Badalamenti comes in over the foggy trees, reblog if u agree

finally it’s raining. they had to have been shooting this in September or something because there were a loottt of sunny days before this.

the fucking KEY THO, the KEY IS THE KEY

also like. that everyone just knows Harry would want this key as something to remember Cooper by. they had such a RELAYSH.

“I really think he’d like it. It’d mean a lot to him.” oh my god.

what’s incredible is that rewatching Harry & Coop in original run Peaks is now going to feel like fanfiction inspired by this one scene

jesus christ this grinning maybe-French babe is cracking me UP

literally my favorite character we’ve met this episode

“What kind is it?” “11:05.”

wait the frick, that’s Tim Roth!! I hadn’t recognized him!!

Dr. Jacoby’s Statue of Liberty Cornell box is so precious

AAAUUDDREEEYYY

“It’s a new moon tonight, it’ll be dark out there.” what. who is this what’s going on I love it!

“Why do you put me down for doing my allotted duty in life?” sorry French babe I take it back, I’m so into this dude.

holy moly, he’s Audrey’s husband

is this a play. this feels like a play.

I want to cast this man in everything. who is this. Clark Middleton. Clark Middleton you are a wonder.

I’m losing my mind. is this the episode with the most unspeaking staring yet? CHARLIE. AUDREY.

honestly all Diane wears is red, green, yellow, and black

Part Thirteen

god this scoring is….this is a treat

wait had I missed that it’s the Other Insurance Adjuster who works for Mr. Todd?? or did I just forget because he’s like, a nondescript white guy

okay what a fabulously eerie Swan Lake music box melody to be playing right now as Sonny Jim frolics on his gym

guess how much I do not care about this latest Evil Dale plot line? answer: as little as I ever care about Evil Dale plot lines.

this one poindexter in the glasses and cardigan tho

wait what the fuck the piondexter is still here

god damn it, Owl Face Horne Child is with this crew

yeessss the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Departmeeennnt, where r those brothers

what on Earth does Janey-E do

G O D. Kyle MacLachlan. takes the baseball to the head last episode, walks dead into a glass door this episode.

I just realized Dougie never saying anything except mildly repeating the last few words other people say makes him almost function like a therapist to them? like they just start talking and occasionally breaking down

does everyone just know who Mr. Todd is

“I haven’t slept for weeks, I vomited blood, I can’t live like this, I only want to die or change.” A Sentiment

Norma has a RR Diner franchise now!?

is this TAN SALESMAN making subpar pies and passing them off under the Norma name?? THIS WILL NOT STAND

Nadine & Dr. Jacoby is inspired

wait. is this boxing match just looping. spooky.

“This is existentialism 101.” I am dying. god I am obsessed with Charlie.

well Audrey & Charlie continues to be a bizarre stage play

what. James…James is not performing at the Road House are you kidding me.

JAMES IS NOT PERFORMING “JUST YOU” AT THE ROAD HOUSE ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING

how is his voice like this. also how is this happening!!!!!

H ooww

Part Fourteen

y’know the credits still send me for a loop. because they sound like original Peaks, and although they’re different they still feel like that series so much more than the rest of this season does. it’s disorienting.

what I adore is that at the Sheriff’s Office in Twin Peaks, it’s normal and even expected to receive a call from an FBI Director. oh that’s just Gordon, we’re in touch sometimes.

“Where’s Harry?!” #same

“Although I can’t comment on this information, I want you to know I really appreciate it.” this is an amazing line that I am certain I can use in life, and intend to.

…did Tammy just reference TULPAS

JANEY IS DIANE’S HALF SISTER, GET OUT

I’m so sorry but omg I loved when this FBI guy just started YELLING

oh oh, younger them!

I watched the gang arrest Chad twice. satisfying.

I feel like I’m gonna com-pletely lose it when I rewatch the original run and get to the S2 portions with Major Briggs and Bobby

seriously all of these forest shots have been deeply spooky

again they found a sunny day in Washington

hah, as soon as I typed that the sun went away

aaah her!!

so are we thinking this… is maybe the White Lodge?

OKAY HARD NOPE AT THAT TERRIBLE MONSTER THING AGAIN. I LIT FROZE IN FEAR.

<3 <3 <3 Andy

what’s up with the British kid with the robot hand in a garden glove

what’s up with Amazon Prime thinking Jimmy, who is clearly James Hurley, is played by Jeremy Davies

Freddie is a walking storybook stereotype this is amazing

oh shit do you know what this is: the Wally Brando moment. it’s the Lynchian monologue.

god well this guy is the worst

oH MY GOOODDDDD !!! !!

is she talking about Audrey’s Billy?

frick this one has been super unnerving

“Monica Bellucci: Herself” incredible

Part Fifteen

okay so I just checked and they did indeed start shooting this in September, which is exactly the month I would have guessed. foggy mornings / sunny afternoons.

Nadine is so precious

I don’t understand how they editing this Otis Redding song like this in a way that works, but man does it

oh my god they’re all such babes, help, love, love in the Double R

ugh I just hate the way the Charred Men blip and jolt all static and skippy

god what the fuck is going on. I hate this.

wait, so Philip Jeffries is David Bowie? and he’s evil? this is what I get for having never watched Fire Walk With Me.

well Owl Faced Horne Boy & Bad Cooper sure is a pair up of unpleasantness

god the convenience store going away is gorgeously eery though. also the best verb I can come up with is indeed “going away”

MMM, overhead trees panning shot

oh: English garden glove boy feels like a character from Good Omens. I placed it!

well, there goes MR. TODD

“Beautiful night.” [it’s just a black screen]

why does the Jones house have two dining tables within like 15 feet of each other

AAAHHHH, he recognized the name Gordon Cole!! THAT WAS THE MOST ANIMATED WE’VE EVER SEEN DOUGIECOOP. I AM FLIPPING.

RIP my dear :’(

I am sorry, but I am ~obsessed~ with the Charlie & Audrey play. it is excruciating and hilarious.

“Sensational.”

the Road House is the weirdest place on Planet Earth. I would never voluntarily go there.

Part Sixteen

oh man, wait there’s 18 episodes yeah? so this is the pen-penultimate? wow this has been a ride.

I cannot believe Lynch established Jerry Horne as a perma-stoned weirdo running around the woods so long ago that now that he’s the one who RANDOMLY runs into Bad Cooper and Owl-Faced Horne Child, it’s just like, earned.

absolutely no way that the youths of Twin Peaks have never climbed up on this rock out in the middle of nowhere. do you know what I regularly did with my friends growing up in rural Washington state? climbed up on rocks out in the middle of nowhere.

please tell me that this death sticks. I could use so much less of Owl Boy.

HE WAS BAD COOPER’S SON?? BAD COOPER SLEPT WITH AUDREY? oh nooo Audrey! :((

Chantal and Hutch are monster people, but they are way cute together.

he’s Cooper now, I just know and he’s just lying in this hospital bed. what kind of hair & makeup! what kind of acting!

that Dougie now has these hardball casino gangster buddies who adore him is just, so great

Las Vegas is a weird place

Jim Belushi: “What the fuck kind of neighborhood is this.” I know my guy.

aahhh it’s the ringing from the Great Northern!!

“One hundred percent.” I made the loudest noise. oh I’m l o s i n g i t

“Finally.” God.

I can’t handle this, my heart is having A Moment. he’s starving, OF course, COOP.

the theme music came baaaaaaaaacck I knew it, I fucking knew it!!!

I might cry?

Diane seriously what is your deal

well I hate this. and I hate that I anticipated this rape plot one million years ago when she first confronted him in that prison :/

gah! she said she’s not herself too! Diane and Audrey both!!

the special effects in this show are unlike anything else

this actress playing Candie needs to find other work immediately based on her intense dazed smiling staring at nothing alone

….is this song about Cooper

this guy sounds a hell of a lot like Eddie Vedder.

wait it IS Eddie Vedder! MC why did you lie to me!

well I guess now it probably is about Cooper, given Eddie Vedder’s Oscar-winning history of writing soundtracks for movies.

FRICK

F R I C K

Audrey’s Dance

god when I thought the Badalamenti was gonna come back with Cooper, I UNDERESTIMATED IT

WHAT!

this show is killing me over the course of 18 hours.

Part Seventeen

“Not where it counts, buddy.” stooopp

please god let this be our dear Dale Cooper on the line

jesus— if i have to deal with this bleeding guy in the cell again I’m gonna lose my mind. he creeps me out so soundly.

hahaha, how did Jerry make it all the way to Wyoming!

Amazon Prime has a fantastic vintage headshot for Richard Beymer

I’m scared! get Bad Coop out of the Sheriff’s Office!

if him turning down a cup of coffee is what tips Andy off I’ll be very happy

Frank sitting here looking at Bad Coop and questioning his brother’s choices

awwwww real Coop, brightly asking about coffee oh GEE

did Lucy kill Bad Cooper I am delighted!!!!!!??

she figured out cellular phones!! lord

<3 bless the Trumans honestly, just so accepting and calm and GOOD. they immediately understand in exactly the way you want them to.

omg Freddddiiieeee PUNCH HIM OUT, SON

this overlay of Cooper’s face tho. I think I love it.

Diane!!!!

noooo Coop don’t leave us again

oh thank god, we get to follow him

it is fully amazing, actually, that so much of this series has felt like David Lynch being all “gather ‘round, kids! let’s go back and explain how everything up till now has actually made sense!” when of course none of us believe him, but we really don’t mind. we’re just here to listen to Grandpa Gordon tell us stories.

I am very assuming all this is from Fire Walk With Me..? and like, dang, was that ever an opportunity for Sheryl Lee to really show her stuff.

Laura: “What about this James.” Laura: [flips him off] me: [laughs a lot]

!!!! I hadn’t made this connection! the electricity humming in the stop lights!! E L E C T R I C I T Y

WHAT HTE FUC. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE REWRITING HISTORY???? ? ? !! THAT’S NOT HOW NARRATIVES WORK LYNCH—oh. it’s Lynch. oh mary mother of FUCK, the guy will not quit.

THE OPENING OF TWIN PEAKS AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

forgot that they thought they could pass the Puget Sound off as a lake, [local laughter]

what the new heck is happening. I’m so freaked out.

how the hell did they film this. is this a Sheryl Lee doppelgänger? a fancy CGI face mask? what?

oh. he can’t save her. oh she’s like a fairy tale girl who will always die. ohhh

nooo aahhh yeesss the red curtains

gah it’s Julee Cruise!!

god damn this whole section has felt sooooo Twin Peaks hasn’t it? but Twin Peaks as we’d want it after the rest of this season. this was v good.

(the Lynch/Frost Productions card is set to electricity too fyi)

Part Eighteen

listen I drank this second gin & tonic very quickly so this is about to be….a trip

how the fuck did he do this, the theme song feels RIGHT for this Return now. god damn it!!!

[crying] oh my god Dougie, the Jones

“Home.” this is so pure

I know everyone’s probably saying this, I sure am, but this year’s Emmy is Kyle MacLachlan’s

takes a breath and then gets up and strides after him all over again, oh Coop

does Ray Wise not age

I JUST. I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT AT THE END IT BECAME THE WOODS AND THE RED ROOM AND TRYING TO FIND LAURA PALMER AGAIN!!!

y’know.. I still like Coop best as kinda acey. Annie felt odd and tacked on in S2, and all this with Diane feels odd in the same way.

this. is eerie.

still standing by earlier statement: this sex scene is odd!

well at least it’s deliberately odd!!

I can’t even begin to figure out what I feel or think is happening here

wow

HOLY SHIT. LAURA??

the way Kyle MacLachlan says “Laura Palmer” though

“Twin Peaks, Washington.” “D.C.?” “No, state. Washington State.” thank you. thank, you.

welp

so much driving

what about, though, how Sarah Palmer is now an awesomely terrifying slicey lightface monster?

is this meta commentary on how this real house was recently for sale [Ed. Note: yes this woman is actualfacts the current real house’s owner, wtf fantastic]

!!!!! THE HOUSE, THE HOUSE, LAURA TIED TO THE HOUSE, IT’S A HAUNTED HOUSE STORY WHY HAD I NEVER REALIZED!!

and it will always end with Laura screaming, in any world Agent Cooper tries to find her in

these last final seconds thrilled me, that is some strong strong looping. that is a way and a heck to end a revival.

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