#canon hannigram

[imoticon]

Will takes a bite out of Cordell's face and looks at Hannibal like a dog who just followed a command and is waiting to be called a very good boy.

And Hannibal does call him a very a good boy, the goodest boy in the whole world. I would literally die and rebirth a thousand times if Hannibal smiled at me like this.

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

the four horsemen of Queer Agony

[multifandom--mess]

the line between fic and canon is so thin i have a hard time discerning which is the other atp

[catpriciousmarjara]

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal 3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb” deleted scene

[suchawrathfullamb]

but what if some weird energy thing happened when hannigram had sex for the first time and it balanced their shit out and suddenly they became mellow? like "oh.....that's all we needed" cause the sexual tension was the true reason behind their psychosis

[hackedxy0x]

[mousfri]

hannibal nbc beach episode!! (they are bleeding out, washed up on the shore beneath the cliff, dragged just out of reach of the grasping hands of the waves with their remaining strength)

[temporaerthaervaerk]

Queerbaiting sucks... but

I find it so affirming as a person who struggles with their romantic orientatation. I just live for that state of not quite friends/not quite lovers.

Like yes, they are partners, yes, they live and die for eachother, yes, every other relationship they have loses all meaning compared to them. But also no, they haven't kissed, and they don't want to kiss, and yet, somehow, every single word, every single glance, every single touch carries so much meaning and conveys so much love because this amount of platonic love is usually unheard of and they don't want the other to misunderstand. And I just- aaah, it gives me so much hope and reminds me that romantic love isn’t the only type of love worth experiencing and showing on screen/paper.

I do wish it was done intentionally and wasn’t just a product of homophobia and capitalism. Like I really, really hate the reason I get this representation. Like, it also leaves a somewhat sour taste in my mouth, because I can see that if the world was more accepting, it would probably be a romantic relationship.

(I sometimes see people calling queercoding queerbaiting, and just to make it clear, that isn't what i'm talking about)

[puppydoggraham]

[imoticon]

I am equal parts amused and sad.

[harbingerofsoup]

people who claim nbc hannibal was “queerbaiting” or “not explicitly queer” lack basic media literacy

[cvntybal]

hannibal making food art imitating Will's brains and letting out a girly giggle, almost twirling his hair, while eating it will always be funny to me like hes just so silly and goofy. he's such a teenage girl with his first ever real real crush

(S2xE05)

[castielsprostate]

i think will graham should've gotten to beat hannibal with a stick. once. as a treat

[rocktheholygrail]

[suchawrathfullamb]

no bc actually, if hannibal wasn't going so crazy over having a divine crush, he could've had will murder husbanding by the end of season one, that man's response to "I helped her dispose of the body" was evidently not well enough, like he was down he was game!! just had to gently introduce the idea like

h: okay but what IF I was the chesepeak ripper? just for kicks like just imagine

w: okay...

h: like what would you do? would you be mad?? be fr

w: hmmmm maaaybe. like yes, no, idk, sounds kinda wrong...

h: buuut....

w: but I might not be mad about it if u kissed me what who said that