It took me a while to get this au done, because I decided the format I could best present it in is children's book format. After three and a half day's labor, here's Evil Hand in the Big Castle.
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If you enjoyed reading this and want to treasure it forever, it may please you to know that I've also made a PDF print copy. You can print as many copies as you like, but please do not reproduce any of these images or the pdf for commercial gain. Also, please do not repost the pdf or these images anywhere without permission!
To make the pdf copy into a book, print out and fold each page (except for the first page) in half, with the image facing in. Glue all these pages together in order. Then, fold the cover page in half the other way, and glue it around the whole book. It should end up looking something like this (I laminated the cover on mine:)
Anyways, I hope you guys have enjoyed this! If you guys write any more adventures of Evil Hand, be sure to tag me, because I'd love to read them!
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"You have bonded with Astarion, body and soul. His scent lingers on your skin. If there is to be anything between us, it must be with his consent. And perhaps some day, his participation."
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Kurvitz stresses that Kim doesn't actually have a character sheet hidden in Disco Elysium's code. Imagining that Lieutenant Kitsuragi has only one natural attribute point in Motorics helps the ZA/UM team to understand the depth of his character beyond what's referenced in the game's dialogue. "We just came up with this stuff for coherency," says Kurvitz. "And because we're nerds."
"I like to think Kim has a Thought Cabinet project called Revolutionary Aerostatic Brigades that he's worked on since he was a teenager," Kurvitz says. "This raises the learning caps for his Reaction Speed and Interfacing."
Kim's high Volition skill makes him impervious to prying, Kurvitz says, as the detective can find out on occasions being met with Kim's brick-wall resolve. Kim often chastises these whims of the detective's, but will occasionally play along. The Lieutenant finds his new partner funny, says Kurvitz.
Kim is naturally shit at Motorics and thinks Harry is funny source
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It will never not be funny to me that Twilight, a master of disguise, Westalis' greatest spy who's ready for everything and anything, gets flustered and blushes when he (checks notes) accidentally brushes against his fake wife's hand
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