Wade: *gags*
Butcher: did you just make yourself gag by stuffing a whole biscuit in your mouth again?
Wade: no...
Butcher: what then, are you sucking dick?
Wade: um..
Butcher: Jackson! Slowly! No one is going to take it from you!
Wade: ...
Wade: *slowly shoves another whole biscuit in his mouth*
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Kill them with kindness, WRONG! Gunshot 🔫 defenestration 🪟 spider bite 🕷 heart attack (anxiety) 💔 😭 heart attack (slut) 💔 😎 decapitation 🔪 fire 🔥 archery 🏹 lightning⚡️!
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Wade: walks into the room
Butcher: Where the hell have you been?!
Wade: sleeping
Butcher: sleeping?! You've been sleeping?!
Wade, checking his watch: it's only been an hour
Butcher: ITS BEEN TWO DAYS!
Wade: oh guilty grin
Butcher: YOUVE SLEPT FOR SO LONG WITHOUT WAKING UP THAT YOU THINK ITS ONLY BEEN AN HOUR?!
Mateo: he's done this before.
Butcher: WOT- THE throws glass of water on the ground FOCK!!
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BBC Ghosts - Season 5 Episode 5 - Carpe Diem
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Just finished watching BBC Ghosts and I love these terrible, wonderful dead dorks;;;
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