#captain rex x obi wan

[rexobibingo]

RexObi Bingo Open for Business

Happy 2024, my dears! As promised, Bingo has returned!

You can request your card here!

Just some quick housekeeping since I've updated the rules, cards, and streamlined some things:

There is 1 bingo request form for all bingos

All themes are available for request at any point in time

You can request a new bingo card every 2 months, no questions asked

If you don't like your initial card, writers get 1 chance to regenerate, non-writers get 2 chances to regenerate

For the rest of the rules/FAQs, please see the document here.

@swfandomevents for visibility

[rexobiweek]

2024 Event Interest Check!

We're looking for feedback for the 2024 Event, specifically about what dates would work best for everyone and what format everyone would like to see!

A little bit of clarity for those who have not done this before -- the option to allow the Prompt Fest to be hosted on AO3 means that people would be able to submit their prompts via AO3, similar to exchanges, and then be able to claim prompts anonymously.

There's also an added interest check for future RexObi Big Bangs.

@swfandomevents for visibility

[rexobibang]

Announcing the Captain Rex/Obi-Wan Kenobi Big Bang 2023!!

Hello all! Please join us for the inaugural RexObi Big Bang!

We are welcoming all writers and artists, and anyone with an interest in the relationship of Captain Rex and Obi-Wan Kenobi, be it romantic, platonic, or queer platonic!

Please join us in rarepair hell with the following tracks:

Sign ups open on January 1, 2023! You can check out the rest of our Timeline, too!

For more information, go check out our Rules & our About!

@swfandomevents and @thebigbangblogproject

Art by the magnificent @mock-arts

[candyfloss5000]

Instantly thought this during this scene 💀

[galactic-rhea]

"Worse in what sense?"

Quick comic thing while taking advantage at max of my sunday.

I love Satine and Obi's constant divorced bickering.

[captora]

Rex deserves a raise. Rex deserves to be paid. Please pay him.

[tattycoram]

Cody: Rex, I don't know how to tell you this, so I'm going to whisper it into Fives' ear causing him to shout it out in astonishment Cody: *whispering to Fives* Fives: YOU'RE DATING OBI-WAN??!!

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

[darthmalewife]

I see so many modern AUs that have Obi-Wan as like a teacher or something and he always reads romance novels and old history stuff and while I absolutely believe that I think we're missing the opportunity to also have him read really fucked up psychological horror and just general horror novels. Like think of the opportunities:

Anakin: what's happening in your book now?

Obi-Wan: the main character has just realised the ring her boyfriend gave her actually has one of her dead sisters teeth in it :]

Anakin: oh, that's fun :/

Or Cody picking up his book to skim over what it's about and he ends up texting Rex

Cody: i think my boyfriends a psychopath

Rex: i told you so, i've seen what kinda bland shit he eats

Cody: he's british leave him alone, i meant the book he's reading, it's about a woman who talks her girlfriend into giving herself a tapeworm because they're long distance lesbians who can't get pregnant

Rex: you do know how to fucking pick them don't you, what are the pros to you staying in this relationship other than you getting murdered

Cody: have you seen the man's legs?!

Rex: stop being gay and go back to your serial killer boyfriend

[elcarimercanto]

Things that actually happened in Star Wars Pt. 2

A cowboy breaks into the Jedi temple and steals one of their magic cubes

Obi-wan threatens to eat a shark man in prison

Lando wears Han's clothes

Palpatine told his villan origin story to Anakin at a fish opera

Leia gets shot out into space and then superman flies her way back to safety

Force Speed was shown like one time in The Phantom Menace

Fives makes a dick joke to Anakin

Zeb makes a dick joke to Ezra

Hondo almost sold Ahsoka as a sex slave but then gets saved by a circus act of children

Rex has to distract obi wan while Anakin and Padme were sexting

Padme gets Jabba's gay uncle arrested at his strip club for kidnapping his great nephew

Zeb and Kallus end up living together

Anakin and Padme almost make out on a space train until Obi-wan cockblocks them

Anakin tries to feel someone's temperature with a gloved robotic hand.

A clone gets eaten by a space eel(Rip Cutup)

Literally everything in the Umbara arc

Ezra gets milk cartons thrown at him then falls off the flying ship

Count Dooku throws a sand attack at Anakin

The council sent the horniest Jedi to protect the hottest senator

Luke shows up to fight Palpatine with the Chanel boots on like the fashion icon he is.

Luke wears Han's pants to the medal ceremony

Shaak Ti's died at least 4 times

Basically D-Day but it's Geonosis instead

Obi-wan and Girlfriend go for a casual stroll then witness a terrorist attack and a suicide

Link to part 1

[themistymountainscold]

obi-wan: cody and i are just friends, nothing more.

cody: yeah.

rex: *sneezes*

rex: ah sorry general, i'm just allergic too bullshit.

[omaano]

"I've grown these for you."

My first entry for the @rexobibingo - because what is a Gardener/Gardening about if not making leafy things grow out of love? (You can, of course, grow your leafy things out of spite too, I guess, that's always a very fair motivation if you ask me)

Keeping to good old habits from my previous bingo experience, please allow me to wholeheartedly and very passionately recommend @dharmaavocado's fic that has been on my mind throughout the whole time while I was working on this drawing We Who Love Our Hands in Dirt which was likely the first fic that has sold me on this ship, and Hanahaki as allergies will never stop being fascinating to me as a concept *w*

[rexobiweek]

Announcing RexObi Fest Week 2023

It's that time of year again where we are rapidly approaching everyone's favorite season! Think past the spring rains and dewy mornings into the sunny beach days, chasing fireflies, and our favorite, the beginning of every summer fling in existence! This year we are hoping to find that romance and make it last with a RexObi week for all seasons!

Announcing RexObi Fest 2023!

We are a laid-back RexObi event with no minimum requirements for any fanwork created for the event–so long as RexObi is the focus of your fanwork, anything goes!

The 2023 theme(s) for RexObi Week is romance and nostalgia!

Everyone will be able to submit their favorite prompt, image prompt, &/or quote/poem prompt. Once all prompts have been submitted, you get to vote and tell us what your favorites are! Once finalized, content creators will have 8 weeks to work on their creation(s), so you can do as many, or as few, as you want.

Prompt Submissions open on April 30, and will be open for 2 weeks

Prompt Voting will open on May 14, with another prompt elimination to follow

Final Prompts will be announced on May 23

AO3 Collection will open in June

Posting week is from July 23 to July 29, 2023

Get caught up in a wistful romance with us!

please reblog if you’re interested and to help spread the word!

@swfandomevents for visibility! Art credit to @trip_mcneill !

[rexobibang]

2023 Sign Ups!

Hello, my doves! Sign up for 2023 RexObi Bang are still going on for Artist, Pinch Hit, and Beta! Sign ups closed on May 6, 2023. We'd be ever so excited to work with you, in whichever capacity you'd like to join us!

Any form of art is welcome. Even if you don't think you can commit and you're still interested, sign up as a Pinch Hit! We'd love to have you! <3

Artist Sign Up Form: https://forms.gle/GrWKRsWvLiPBLsMk6

Beta Sign Up Form: https://forms.gle/uNDazfXDgMKpx8By8

Pinch Hit Sign Up Form: https://forms.gle/jRTgsxVpk4THphaJ7

[candyfloss5000]

I'm just gonna leave this here 🤗

"Do you think it hurt?" The question had been eating Wolffe alive, ever since he had deserted the Empire and realised what he did.

Rex turned to him, "Did what hurt, Wolffe?"

"The general..." Wolffe couldn't bring himself to say anymore, as he felt the bitter bile stir in his stomach.

"No," Rex tried to sound reassuring, tried to sound like everything will be alright when it ultimately won't and will never be, "I think it was quick, painless."

[deserthusbands]

rex: vod, i could be wrong, but i think i heard you talking in your sleep last night.

cody: oh? what was i saying?

rex: something about wanting to kiss your general.

cody, pausing: i did?

rex: yeah, care to explain?

cody: yeah.

rex:

rex: wHat do you mean 'yeah'–