#captain tractor

[cactustreesmotel]

song of all time

[smaller-comfort]

I just have such an inexplicable and unreserved fondness in my heart for 90s music from Canada. 🤷‍♀️

[anamikagupta01]

Captain Tractors: A Guide For First-Time Tractor Buyers

Captain Tractors come in various shapes and sizes, and choosing the right one can be as tricky as starting a rusty lawnmower. Here's a guide for you in the right direction.

First things first, consider your property or farming land. Captain Tractor are champion of small spaces, ideal for lands under 10 acres. They'll become your trusty steeds for mowing, tilling the soil, or clearing winter woes. If you have sprawling fields or dream of tackling heavy-duty tasks like brush removal, you might need a more robust tractor altogether.

Next, horsepower (HP) is like the engine's heart rate – the higher the number, the stronger the tractor. Mowing your lawn? A 16-20 HP Captain Tractor will have you covered. However, for more demanding jobs, aim for the 25-40 HP range. Remember, bigger isn't always better. A supercharged tractor can leave a dent in your wallet and be a handful on smaller properties.

Now, let's talk about turning your Captain Tractor into a multi-tool! These tractors boast a variety of attachments that expand their skillset. Need to move dirt or gravel? Look for a loader attachment. Yearning for a perfectly manicured lawn? A mower deck is your answer. Make a list of your desired attachments beforehand – this will ensure your chosen tractor has the muscle (hydraulics) to handle them effectively.

Finally, comfort and safety are key. Take a test drive in your potential Captain Tractor. Does the seat feel adjustable and comfortable? Can you reach and understand the controls easily? Consider the tractor tyre size and ensure they are suitable for your terrain. Safety features like roll bars and good lighting are non-negotiables, especially for first-time tractor owners.

With these pointers in your pocket, you're well on your way to selecting the perfect Captain Mini Tractor – your reliable partner in conquering your land. Remember, the friendly staff at your local Captain Mini Tractor dealership are there to answer your questions and ensure you get the right tractor for the job.

[tractorjunction3022]

The Revolutionary John Dheere Tractor! Power Up Your Farming Game! 

Farmers, are you ready to take your agricultural operations to the next level? Meet the John Dheere Tractor, your new partner in growth and productivity. 

Unparalleled Performance: The John Dheere Tractor is built for power and efficiency. With a robust engine, it effortlessly handles the toughest tasks on your farm. Whether ploughing, sowing, or harvesting, this tractor delivers exceptional performance.

Precision Farming: Say goodbye to guesswork. The John Dheere Tractor is equipped with cutting-edge technology that ensures precise operations. You'll save time, reduce resource wastage, and increase your yields. Most of the farmers use Mahindra Tractor for their fields.

Built to Last: We understand that a tractor is an investment. That's why the John Dheere Tractor is built to last. Its sturdy construction and quality components ensure durability and minimal maintenance.

Easy to Operate: You don't need to be a tech wizard to use our tractor. It comes with user-friendly controls and a comfortable operator cabin, making your long days on the farm a breeze. The Captain Tractor  comes with a 15 HP to 28 HP range, which is easy to operate.

Eco-Friendly: We care about the environment. The John Dheere Tractor is designed for low emissions and reduced carbon footprint. It's not just good for your farm but for the planet.

Boost Your Profits: Increased efficiency and higher yields mean more profits. The John Dheere Tractor is your ticket to a more prosperous farming future.

Ready to revolutionize your farming experience? Contact us today to learn more about the John Dheere Tractor. Your success is our mission. 

[plantastro]

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[doctorwhommm]

countrycide is truly one of the episodes of all time

[akwardtractor]

This is based off an entirely real conversation I had in a Kylux discord. Yes, I’m the Kylo Ren in this situation…

[paradoxlemonade]

Everyone needs at least one less popular/underground band to be utterly insane about. It's good for the music ecosystem. Reblog and put your lesser known band in the tags (feel free to ramble!)

[queerpyracy]

disorienting to read a post where every city slicker immediately identifies themselves by the way they imagine old farmers talk

[khetigaadi]

Captain 283 – The Compact Powerhouse for Your Farm! 🚜🌾

Small in size but mighty in performance, the Captain 283 is here to redefine your farming experience.

[not-spiders]

abandoning the boober fraggle pfp. end of an era

[sw5w]

Pitty Hot

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:22:22

[thegnomelord]

speaking of unorthodox mating: scorpionflies! my favourite thanks to entomology and them being very useful 🦂 mainly because they mate on top of fresh corpses. wonder what ghost of any of 141 you choose from would react to such a colorful mate

I doubt any of them would be all that happy fucking on top of a dead dude, Ghost especially seeing he got stuck in a coffin with one before becoming a wraith, but you coming back to them, covered in dirt and so much enemy blood you look like a butcher? Oh yeah, instant boner.

CW:NSFW, reader is some kind of insect monster idk this is quick and rough

GHOST - The second he registers the blood on you, and the fact you shed blood to protect him, tickles something in his brain. It's the knowledge that despite him being able to protect himself, he has someone to look out for him. . . . it has something needy and hungry stirring inside him.

Before you know it he's pulling you to a secluded nook, claws made of solid shadow tearing your belt open so he can swallow your cock down, pearly tears smudging the dark face paint around his eyes as your cock pushes past his gag reflex, smiling around your length when you answer in a chitter of your mandibles, your claws gripping his head as you fuck his mouth.

SOAP - Oh, he's not even waiting to get somewhere private. Everything with wolves is a social affair so the second the enemy's dead and the bullets have stopped raining down on you two, he's right next to you, full body rubbing against you like a bear scratching against a tree. It makes his fur and your clothes matted with blood and werewolf hair, whining and growling for your attention as he scents you and grows progressively more aroused by the second because holy shit, you smell like death and war and such a potent mate.

It takes you serious effort to pull him somewhere more private before Price yells at you two, and before you can even open your pants Soap's already on the floor, head down and ass up, tail raised even higher and still wagging as slick leaks from his hole. He howls like a bitch when you push into him, going completely slack as soon as your sharp mandibles clamp down on his scruff — not enough to draw blood, but strong enough to hold him down as you plow into him.

GAZ - He's a lot more sneaky about his attraction, acting like a doting mate when you two sit in the plane back to base, wiping away the blood that had congealed on your wings and elytra, chirping so sweetly to every little chitter and click you make, fingers reverently tracing your bloodied mandibles to the point the other's are complaining about you two being an old married couple.

His moans are equally as sweet as he begs to feel those sharp mandibles around his throat as you fuck him into the mattress, his wings pinned down beneath him and fully trapped like he's a piece of meat for you to consume. It's the danger of what your dangerous mandibles can do added to the knowledge you'd never hurt him that has him cumming in record timing, chirps broken up by hiccups as you just continue to fuck him.

PRICE - Oh, he holds out the longest, face and tone of voice betraying nothing as he tells you to get cleaned up, while inside he's purring like a tractor. He knows he shouldn't feel like this, that it's more than wrong fraternizing with you when he's your captain, but the way you'd looked covered in blood does something to him.

His claws rake down your front as he rides you slow and deep, slitted pupils taking in every little twitch of your wings and click of the mandibles, your desperate moans stroking his draconic pride as you beg to let you cum. And Price just tuts, "Come on, wouldn't want to disappoint me now?" He says, voice like a honeyed sticky trap, and you can do nothing but nod your head and try to hold on while Price tests your sanity by riding you into the early hours of the morning.

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[gallusrostromegalus]

Hinamori can drive? How did that come about? Is she a "must follow all the rules" driver or a "hold on for dear life" driver?

Momo's posting in the living world was in a more rural area and she got started driving her neighbor's tractor for him when he got hurt and she was bored, and then the farm truck and that was FUN on the little mountain roads, so she went and got a driver's license and managed to scrape together enough cash to buy her neighbor's 20 year old P.O.S. compact, and in the span of four months went from "what's a car?" To getting heavily into maybe-not-totally-legal vehicular modifications and earning herself the nickname "Peaches The Freak" on the illicit mountain rally racing circuit for "driving like she can't die".

She didn't actually tell anyone this when she got back to soul society because she was a bit embarrassed to be so enthusiastic about such a niche interest, so nobody finds out about HOW Momo drives until she's in the human world with her boss and her co-lieutenant, and they need to transport a large number of small objects at speed and the most reasonable way to do that is in the back of a car.

"what do you MEAN you don't know how to drive? Momo gapes at Shinji and Hiyori. "You were in the living world for a whole century?!"

"THEY GOT TRAINS EVERYWHERE IT DIDN'T COME UP!" Hiyori shouts. "ITS NOT LIKE YOU KNOW EITHER!"

"No, I do." Explains Momo, getting into the driver's seat of a Subaru old enough to vote. "That's why it's so strange to me."

"SHOTGUN!" Bellowed Hiyori, leaping into the passenger seat. "Okay, it's a little weird that *I* don't know how to drive, I guess, but do you really want mirror image dingus back there out driving on the wrong side of the road, do you?"

"I'm sure he'd get the hang of it eventually!" Said Momo. "Okay, seatbelts everyone! -and gas, mirrors, seat adjustment- who was driving this car, captain Komamura? Okay, check for cops-"

"What's a seatbelt?" Asked Shinji from the backseat.

"-and we're clear!" Momo said, putting her foot down and accelerating at a speed that made the buildings stretch and streak by like they were about to enter hyperspace.

One hour and six minutes later, they reached their destination, having reached a top speed of 193 mph, Hiyori discovering the female version of a terrorboner, and Shinji discovering what it feels like to be a lone sock in the washing machine during the spin cycle.