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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine
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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers
#/srs
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hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha
#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn
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i miss my wife
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currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies
#captive princess life
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never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died
#psa #medicine
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guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back
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:((
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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away
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why are all the animals coughing to death?
#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me
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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr
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girl help it's been ten years
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being haunted by visions can be very fun actually
#therapist told me to be positive #trying
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hello
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stop telling me to kill myself???
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i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die
#if this doesnt happen then what is the point
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Cassandra Imploring the Vengeance of Minerva against Ajax by Jérome Martin Langlois the Younger / "Cassandra" by Taylor Swift
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Hey everyone, how do we feel about Cassandra by ABBA?
Crying alone in your bed??
You were lost from the start??
Words of warning??
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are the lords close with each other in this au? also, idk why but I head-canon angie to still pull pranks on everyone even as a giant spider 💀
like, maybe bela is just flying around and BAM! angie jumps onto her head.
I cant imagine a single universe in which those four get along-
here’s angie (aretha) experiencing hubris and nemesis within 3 whole seconds
extra lore bit below! (gore warning)
Here’s a rough map of the archipelago and the lords’ domains. The islands are made from Pallas’ (eva) broken body after Athena gave her a sea burial. Beforehand, she took her head and turned it gold for her aegis so she could always keep her close to heart. Her arms and legs were also taken and forcefed to the monsters to give them a fighter’s vigor (since they were all non-fighters as humans) and to give them a taste for human meat (all consumed meat counts as sacrifice for the goddess).
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"Athena and Poseidon never collaborated on anything except the chariot" Rick Riordan read about them killing Ajax for raping Cassandra during the Fall of Troy challenge
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Hector: (sharpens the sword)
Deiphobus: (polishes shield)
Helenus: (reading quietly)
Cassandra: (weaving tapestry)
Hecuba, suspiciously: what have the four of you done
Hector: nothing
Cassandra: just keeping busy
Helenus: killing time, you know, the usual
Deiphobus: yeah!
Hecuba: (narrows her eyes suspiciously but leaves)
Hector:
Cassandra:
Helenus:
Deiphobus:
Deiphobus: she is definitely losing her touch
Helenus: oh 100%
Hector: should we let him down then
Paris, taped to the ceiling, gagged, furious: mmh!
Cassandra: not just yet, i prefer him up there
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Cassandra of Troy - some clothing studies
The daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba, Cassandra was the princess and prophetess of Troy.
The most common version of the myth states that she was admired by the god Apollo, who sought to win her over by means of the gift of seeing the future. But when Cassandra rejected him, he cursed Cassandra that her prophecies may never be believed. In another version (Aeschylus), she tricked Apollo into granting her the gift of prophecy but refused to lie with him and was cursed by the god.
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