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Freud on humor and jokes

Freud on humor and jokes Freud on humor and jokes, a text about humor and jokes starting from the works by Sigmund Freud and continuing with quotes and thoughts by Mikes, Brown and Cooper. Last but not least, as you can see from Freud's portrait, you must always keep well in mind that humor is a very serious thing. Now humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the painful emotions involved; acts as a substitute for the emergence of these emotions; he puts himself in their place... at the price of not releasing an emotion: it comes from saving in the expenditure of emotion. Sigmund Freud Heine is said to have created the last blasphemous joke on his deathbed. When a priest friend reminded him of divine mercy and gave him the hope that God would forgive him his faults, he is said to have replied: ” Bien sûr qu'il me pardonnera: c'est son métier.”… Thus in the dying , which lies there without strength, the awareness arises that he had created God and that he had given him a strength so as to make use of him when the occasion arose. The supposedly created being revealed himself, just before his annihilation, as the creator. Sigmund Freud Two Jews were talking about baths. “I take a bath every year,” said one of them, “whether I need it or not.” Sigmund Freud A doctor, moving away from the bedside of a lady, said to her husband, with a handshake: "I don't like her appearance". "I haven't liked her looks for a long time," her husband agreed quickly. Sigmund Freud The difference between full professors and extraordinary professors is that ordinary professors do nothing extraordinary, and extraordinary professors do nothing good. Sigmund Freud An individual who became poor borrowed 25 florins from an acquaintance. The same day the creditor meets him again at the restaurant, over a plate of salmon with mayonnaise. "But how? You ask me to borrow money and then order some salmon mayonnaise for you? That's what you used my money for. "I don't understand you," replied the defaulting debtor, "if I don't have the money, I can't eat salmon with mayonnaise, and if I have some money, I mustn't eat it. So when will I be able to eat salmon with mayonnaise?”. Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud on Humor Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious (Der Witz und seine Beziehung zum Unbewussten) is a book written by Sigmund Freud, the famous psychoanalyst, and was first published in 1905. In this book, Freud explores the nature and significance of jokes, delving into their psychological underpinnings and their connection to the unconscious mind. Already in the Interpretation of dreams of the 1900s there are numerous references to witticisms, puns and laughter as an emotional discharge with a catarchic function. Continuing with his various researches on the psyche, unconscious activity and sexual theories, Freud goes so far as to compare the technique of witticisms with dream work, and the results of this investigation are found in his book on the motto of spirit and its relationship with the unconscious of 1905 (Der Witz und seine Beziehung zum Unbewussten), and here his reflection takes on a structured dimension, such as to make the witticism one of the fundamental modalities of the presence of the unconscious in the portion aware of mental life. Freud begins by suggesting that jokes serve as a social and psychological outlet, allowing individuals to express thoughts and emotions that might otherwise be repressed or unacceptable. He argues that jokes often involve the release of pent-up psychic energy, providing temporary relief from tension and inhibitions. Freud claims that "our enjoyment of the joke" indicates what is being repressed in more serious talk. Freud argues that the success of the joke depends upon a psychic economy, whereby the joke allows one to overcome inhibitions. According to Freud, understanding of joke technique is essential for understanding jokes and their relation to the unconscious, however, these techniques are what make a joke a joke. Freud also noted that the listener laughing really heartily at the joke will typically not be in the mood for investigating its technique. The book is divided into three sections: "analytic," "synthetic" and "theoretical." The book's first section includes a discussion on the techniques and tendencies of jokes. The second section includes a discussion on the psychological origins and motives of the joke and the joke as a social process. The book's final section discusses the joke's relation to dreams and the Unconscious. Freud analyzes various types of jokes, including innocent wordplay, obscene humor, and wit. He examines the mechanisms behind joke formation and enjoyment, such as condensation (combining multiple meanings into a single expression) and displacement (redirecting taboo thoughts or desires onto more acceptable targets). According to Freud, jokes often rely on the violation of social norms and the release of repressed desires, making them a form of disguised wish fulfillment. Furthermore, Freud explores the relationship between humor and the unconscious mind. He suggests that jokes often contain hidden meanings and symbolism that reflect unconscious desires, conflicts, and fantasies. By analyzing the underlying content of jokes, Freud believed it was possible to gain insights into an individual's psyche. Overall, "Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious" is a pioneering work that explores the psychological aspects of humor. Freud's analysis provides a deeper understanding of the mechanisms behind joke formation, their social functions, and their connection to the hidden workings of the human mind. The essay on Humor of 1927 instead deals with an aspect that had been confined to a few pages in the last chapter of the text on the Witz. The pleasure in saving expenditure was identified in sentiment, with the suspension of affective participation in facts or phenomena that should have caused great affliction. It was then a question of a defense mechanism, superior to repression as it triumphed over automatism. In the brief essay Freud reiterates the importance of that "noble", grandiose character of humour, which is explained in terms of a triumph of narcissism, in the victorious affirmation of the ego's invulnerability to external attacks, thus demonstrating its proud closeness to Jewish humor.

George Mikes Since every religion was able to make me laugh, I decided that after all humour might have become my own true religion. Carl William Brown I don’t believe in God, but I have got a magical sense of humour. Carl William Brown All art is quite useless and so it is the universe. Carl William Brown The world is destined to become even more comical; that is why humorists are the real precursors of our future civilization. Carl William Brown Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars. George Mikes A humorist is a writer, like the rest. He may make superficial fun on manners, he may crack jokes on the obvious or again he may be a serious and profound critic of society. George Mikes A philosopher with a sense of humour will laugh at a joke instead of performing a post mortem on it; and a philosopher will not be able - however competent he may be otherwise - to teach us a lot about the sense of humour if he himself lacks one. George Mikes The Oxford English Dictionary defines a joke as a thing said or done to excite laughter; witticism, jest; ridiculous circumstance: Nuttall's says: a jest to raise laughs: something witty or sportive; something not serious or in earnest. One could argue that these definitions are not perfect. But as (a) everybody can argue that no definition is perfect, and (b) we all know what a joke is - I shall not waste too many words on this point. George Mikes It is obvious that inventing a joke is a creative activity which should come under the definition of art. Telling a joke is a performance, it is performing art. George Mikes The context is the playing surface of the joke; a background, a condition, a set of limiting facts. In Humour, as in usage generally, context may be verbally linguistically, in the understood situation or the general cultural assumption. Walter Nash First of all, a joke can put things, definitions, ideas in a nutshell ... Secondly, jokes can elucidate things, often more revealingly than long and complicated scientific definitions ... A joke or anecdote can prick pomposity and show up cant and hypocrisy better than any other method. George Mikes Or take the political joke - another case where the joke, while it must be funny in its own right, has a deeper, more significant meaning... Under oppressive regimes jokes replace the press, public debates, parliament and even private discussion - but they are better that any of these... The joke is a flash of lightning, athrust with a rapier. It does not put forward the "argument" that the tyrant is possibly mistaken: it makes a fool of him, pricks the pomposity, brings him down to a human level and proves that he is weak and will one day come crashing down. Every joke told weakens the tyrant, every laugh at his expense is a nail in his coffin. That is why tyrants and their henchmen cannot possibly have a sense of humour, any more than an archbishop can be an atheist or a monarch a republican. No one living in the free atmosphere of a western democracy can imagine the liberating and invigorating effect these jokes have as they spread from mouth to mouth. George Mikes We are hit by the joke but, as psychoanalysts put it, our ego regresses, gives up some control and for a moment relaxes its jealous, guarding position. George Mikes Understatement springs from the English character: and having become second nature it also contributes now to the formation or development of the English character. As I said, it is not only a joke, not always a joke and, occasionally, it is very much the opposite of a joke ... The whole rhythm of life in England is understatement; their suppression of emotion is understatement; their underreaction to everything, the polite word instead of the expletive (when the latter would help so much more to clean the air), the stiff upper lip, the very climate with its absence of extremes, all these are understatement. George Mikes

Tommy Cooper Here are now some other examples of very short jokes by a famous English comedian and then a longer one: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Tommy Cooper I went to buy some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't find any. Tommy Cooper I said to the waiter, 'This coffee tastes like mud.' He said, 'Yes, sir, it's fresh ground. Tommy Cooper I haven't slept for ten days. Because that would be too long. Tommy Cooper I've been on a diet for two weeks, and all I've lost is fourteen days. Tommy Cooper I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. Tommy Cooper One day a waiter fell sick and was rushed to hospital. He was lying on the table in great pain. When a doctor passed by the waiter said: “Hey doctor, could you do something for my pain?” The doctor said: “I’m sorry this isn’t my table.” Tommy Cooper I said to the waiter: “There is no chicken in this chicken soup.” He said: “And there’s no horse in the horseradish either. Tommy Cooper I saw an old tramp walking down the street wearing one shoe. I said: “Hey, you lost your shoe.” He said: “No I found one.” Tommy Cooper Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that of we didn’t have electricity we’d be watching television by candle light? Tommy Cooper A newly-appointed school inspector was assigned to a class in one of the local kindergartens and was introduced to the class by the teacher. She told the class, “Let’s show the inspector just how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question.” The inspector reasoned that since this is a kindergarten started by a church, so he asked a biblical question: “Class, who broke down the wall of Jericho?” For a full minute there was absolute silence. The children all just stared at him blankly. Eventually, little Alec raised his hand and was asked to speak. Little Alec stood up and said: “Sir, I do not know who broke down the wall of Jericho, but I can assure you that it wasn’t me.” Of course the inspector was shocked by the answer and the lack of knowledge of the famous Bible story and he looked at the teacher for an explanation. Realizing that he was perturbed, the teacher said: “Well, I’ve known Alec since the beginning of the year, and I believe that if he says that he didn’t do it, then he didn’t do it.” The inspector was even more shocked at this and stormed down to the principal’s office and told him what happened, to which the principal replied: “I don’t know the boy, but I socialize every now and then with his teacher, and I believe her. If she feels that the boy is innocent, then he must be innocent.” The inspector could not believe what he was hearing. He grabbed the phone on the principal’s desk and in a rage, wanted to dial PM’s office, but he paused and decided this could be a bit of an overreaction. So instead he phoned his old childhood friend – Minister of Education. The inspector rattled off the entire occurrence to him and asked him what he thought of the state of education in kindergartens. Education Minister sighed heavily and replied: “I don’t know the boy, the teacher or the principal, but just get three quotations and get the wall fixed lah!" To make a good healthily laugh you can also visit the following pages! Funniest English Comedians Fish, fishers and good humour Three men in a boat by Jerome K. Jerome Carl William Brown on humour April fools day or All fools day George Mikes e l’umorismo  (My Ko-fi Shop) Il motto di spirito di Sigmund Freud George Mikes quotes George Mikes on Italy George Mikes on English Good English jokes Christmas crackers jokes Puns riddles and jokes Christmas jokes Professional jokes Funny and crazy notices Charlie Hebdo Magazine Reader’s Digest Humour For more information Visit  www.daimon.org/hum Read the full article

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What are the Purposes Of Astrology | Monkvyasa

On the other hand, astrology’s initial goal was to predict a person’s future based on the positions of the planets and the zodiac signs (the 12 astrological constellations) at the time of his or her birth or conception. The foundational methods of astrology were created from this field known as genethlialogy (casting nativities). General, catechismal, and interrogatory are the three primary branches of astrology that emerged following genealogy.

General astrology investigates the connections between social groups, nations, or all of mankind and key astronomical events (such as the vernal equinox, eclipses, or planetary conjunctions). It provides astrological explanations to queries the bru had previously been asked in Mesopotamia.

Whether or not a chosen moment is astrologically favourable for the success of a course of action started in it is determined by catarchic (pertaining to beginnings or sources) astrology. It basically goes against a strict interpretation of genealogy because it enables the person (or corporate body) to operate during astrologically favourable times and avoid any failures implied by nativity.

Based on the heavenly conditions at the time the client asks the questions, interrogatory astrology responds to the client’s inquiries. This astrological counselling service necessitates that the astrologer undergo ritual purification and preparation since it is even more removed from determinism than catarchic astrology.

Other types of astrology are variations on one or more of the aforementioned, such as iatromathematics (the application of astrology to medicine) and military astrology.

Historical development

Astral omens in the ancient Middle East

The astral omens used in Mesopotamian divination were later incorporated into what is now known as astrology in the traditional sense and formed the basis of a subfield of astrology called natural astrology. The cuneiform work Enma Anu Enlil, which is devoted to celestial omina, began during the first dynasty of Babylon (18th to 16th centuries BC), even though lunar eclipses appear to have been viewed as foreboding at a considerably earlier period. However, this series’ ultimate compilation and codification were not finished until the start of the first millennium BC. A standard version, however, never existed, according to the tablets that have survived, the majority of which are from King Ashurbanipal’s (7th century BC) Assyrian library. Each copy featured a distinct layout and contents that were intended to make it easier for the owner to consult the omens.

The four major categories that the Enma Anu Enlil omens were divided into were named after the four main deities who were involved in the ominous communication: Sin, Shamash, Adad, and Ishtar. Omens related to the Moon’s earliest crescents, eclipses, haloes, and conjunctions with certain fixed stars can be found in Sin (the Moon); Sun-related occurrences like eclipses, the simultaneous observation of two suns, and perihelia (additional suns) are dealt with by Shamash (the Sun) as omens; Ishtar (Venus) contains omens relating to planetary phenomena such as first and last visibilities, stations (the points at which the planets appear to stand still), acronychal risings (rising of the planet in the east when the Sun sets in the west), and conjunctions with the fixed stars. Adad (the weather god) is concerned with omens relating to meteorological phenomena, such as earthquakes, thunder, lightning, and cloud formations. Although this network of watchers was formed throughout the Assyrian kingdom in the 7th century BC, their reports frequently mention these omens, they appear to have fallen out of favour by the conclusion of the Persian era’s rule over Mesopotamia (ending in the 4th century BC). The right linkages between celestial phenomena and terrestrial events were afterwards sought out in numerous writings collectively referred to as the Diaries. The Achaemenid dynasty controlled Persia from 559 to 330 BC. Prior to this evolution, however, parts of the ancient omen series were directly conveyed to Egypt, Greece, and India as a result of their dominance of these cultural areas or of their border regions.

Astral omens in Egypt, Greece, India, and China

An ancient demotic papyrus based on an original from around 500 BC provides the bulk of the evidence supporting the transfer of lunar omens to Egypt during the Achaemenid period. The remnants of a treatise written in Greek in the second century BC and allegedly addressed to a King Nechepso by the priest Petosiris point to a more comprehensive usage of Mesopotamian heavenly omens.The second book of the Apotelesmatika, or “Work on Astrology,” by Ptolemy, a Greek astronomer of the second century AD; the first book of an astronomical compendium, by Hephaestion of Thebes, a Greco-Egyptian astrologer of the fifth century AD; and the On Signs of John Lydus, a Byzantine bureaucrat of the sixth century AD, all included material from Enma AnuThe Magusaeans of Asia Minor, a group of Iranian settlers influenced by Babylonian ideals, provided another another route of transmission to the Greeks. Several Classical books on natural history, especially those of Pliny the Elder (c. AD 23–79) and the Geoponica, contain their lessons (a late collection of agricultural lore).

Numerous works on heavenly omens also exist in various Middle Eastern languages, though it is still unknown where they came from and whether they are directly related to Mesopotamian culture or came from Greek or Indian intermediates.The most significant of these writings are those that the Harranians attribute to Hermes Trismegistus and are now preserved in Arabic, the Book of the Zodiac of the Mandaeans (a Gnostic sect still active in Iraq and Khuzistan), the Apocalypse, which is attributed to the biblical prophet Daniel and is still in existence in Greek, Syriac, and Arabic versions, and The Book of the Bee in Syriac.

During the Achaemenid occupation of the Indus valley in the fifth century BC, it appears that Mesopotamian omen literature, including the material in Enma Anu Enlil, was transmitted to India. Buddhist missionaries played a significant role in bringing this information to Central Asia, China, Tibet, Japan, and Southeast Asia. The earliest indications of this knowledge may be found in Buddhist literature from this time. But the earliest iteration of the as-yet-unpublished Gargasamhita (“Compositions of Garga”), which dates to around the first century AD, is the most significant of these Indian texts and the oldest one still in existence in Sanskrit. The original Mesopotamian text was changed to conform to the Indian social structure, which included the four-caste system and the upper castes’ obligation to carry out the samskaras (sanctifying ceremonies).

The Brhatsamhita, or “Great Composition,” of Varahamihira (circa 550), the Jain Bhadrabahu-Samhita, or “Composition of Bhadrabahu,” (circa 10th century), and the Parishishtas (“Supplements”) of the Atharvaveda (possibly 10th or 11th century), are the most notable later collections of omens in Sanskrit, though these add little, However, there is a significant infusion of Arabic adaptations of the ancient Mesopotamian celestial omens as conveyed through Persian (Tjika) translations in the works titled Tjika from the 13th century and afterwards. In the older Sanskrit works, the omens’ links with astrology had mostly been in the areas of military and catarchic astrology; however, in Tjika, they are strongly related to general astrology.

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Christmas With Steve Rogers

A/N: This is my gift to the amazingg @bellamys for @teamcap4bucky ’s Summer Sun and Fun challenge! So for the last week, I’ve been blog stalking @bellamys account and I fell in love with how hysterically hilarious she is, so here’s to you babe!

Having lived your whole life in Wakanda, you’ve never celebrated Christmas before.

So Steve decided that you were going to have the best first Christmas ever.

You guys spent every second of the holiday together.

You met Santa, (who at first you thought was a creepy pervert when he asked you to sit on his lap), you did secret Santa with the rest of the Avengers, you tried gingerbread cookies and eggnog and all the holiday food that Wanda and Vision had made.

And on Christmas Eve, Steve took you skating at Rockefeller Center.

Your eyes twinkled in delight like an excited child as you saw the ice rink and the shining Christmas tree in the middle of it.

As you stared in wonder at the rink, Steve stared in wonder at you. In the light of the setting sun, you glowed brighter than the star on top of the tree. Your cheeks were flushed from the cold and your hair was falling out from its bun, but you didn’t seem to care.

You were the most precious thing in the world to him.

Once you were on the ice however, you lost all feelings of delight as you desperately clung onto the rails.

Steve was no help whatsoever, laughing as he skated circles around you.

Finally, after so many falls that you were pretty sure your butt looked like a swollen peach, you started getting the hang of it.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas came on and of course, you and Steve had to dance.

Suddenly, you felt something cold land on the tip of your nose, and you looked up to see thousands of snowflakes starting to fall from the night sky.

And as the snow fell around you and the song reached the end, you looked down to see Steve on one knee.

“Y/N... Will you marry me?”

Hope you liked it babe!💙

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Yesterday was my birthday and as a self-gift, I bought a ticket for an @envybandofficial concert and it has been a catarchic experience accompanied by an impressive, thunderous but very clean sound Ayer fue mi cumpleaños y me autoregale una entrada para un concierto de @envybandofficial y como ya intuía, ha sido una experiencia catarquica acompañada de un sonido impresionante, atronador pero muy limpio. #oscarangelreysoto#oscaratelier#fotografia#blackandwhite_photos#berlin#envy #art#arte#fineart#artgallery#contemporaryart#painting#luxury#contemporary#artcollector#artaddict#Malerei#zeichnungen#curator#fineart#artdealer#stilllife#portrait#flowers (hier: Bi Nuu) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6N3XD0Ihev/?igshid=16tfoqztl0vu4

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Top Astrologer in Bangalore

Astrology is a sort of divination that involves observing and interpreting the fixed stars, the Sun, the Moon, and the planets to predict earthly and human events. Devotees think that knowing how the planets and stars affect earthly matters permits them to forecast and alter the fates of individuals, groups, and countries. Despite being recognised as a science throughout its history, astrology is largely regarded today as being diametrically opposed to modern Western science's findings and views.

Particular celestial bodies and their diverse motions, configurations with one another, and the processes of generation and destruction visible in the worlds of fire, air, water, and earth were thought to have special relationships. These relationships were sometimes thought to be so intricate that no human intellect could fully comprehend them; thus, the astrologer could be forgiven for any inaccuracies. Those whose physics was more close to that of the Greek philosopher Plato assumed a similar set of special relations. The element of fire was thought to extend throughout the celestial spheres by Platonic astrologers, and they were more prone than Aristotelians to believe in divine intervention in natural processes through celestial influences on the earth.

The original objective of astrology, on the other hand, was to predict the course of a person's life based on the positions of the planets and zodiacal signs (the 12 astrological constellations) at the time of conception or birth. The essential procedures of astrology were created from this science, known as genethlialogy (casting nativities). General, catarchic, and interrogatory astrology are the three primary subcategories of astrology that emerged following genethlialogy.

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What Is Astrology?

crystal gazing, kind of divination that includes the estimating of natural and human occasions through the perception and understanding of the decent stars, the Sun, the Moon, and the planets. Aficionados accept that a comprehension of the impact of the planets and stars on natural undertakings permits them to both anticipate and influence the fates of people, gatherings, and countries. However regularly viewed as a science over now is the ideal time, soothsaying is broadly viewed as today to be entirely against the discoveries and hypotheses of present day Western science.

Nature and importance Crystal gazing is a technique for foreseeing commonplace occasions in view of the presumption that the divine bodies-especially the planets and the stars considered in their erratic mixes or setups (called heavenly bodies)- somehow or another either decide or demonstrate changes in the sublunar world. The hypothetical reason for this presumption lies generally in Hellenistic way of thinking and fundamentally recognizes crystal gazing from the divine omina ("signs") that were first classified and indexed in old Mesopotamia. Initially, celestial prophets surmised a geocentric universe in which the "planets" (counting the Sun and Moon) rotate in circles whose focuses are at or close to the focal point of the Earth and in which the stars are fixed upon a circle with a limited sweep whose middle is likewise the focal point of the Earth. Later the standards of Aristotelian material science were taken on, as indicated by which there is a flat out division between the timeless, round movements of the wonderful component and the restricted, straight movements of the four sublunar components: fire, air, water, earth.

Motivations behind soothsaying The first reason for crystal gazing, then again, was to illuminate the individual regarding the course of his life based on the places of the planets and of the zodiacal signs (the 12 prophetic star groupings) right now of his introduction to the world or origination. From this science, called genethlialogy (projecting nativities), were fostered the principal procedures of soothsaying. The fundamental regions of soothsaying that created after genethlialogy are general, catarchic, and interrogatory.

General soothsaying concentrates on the relationship of the huge divine minutes (e.g., the hours of vernal equinoxes, shrouds, or planetary conjunctions) to gatherings, countries, or all of humankind. It replies, by celestial means, questions previously presented in Mesopotamia to the bāru.

Catarchic (relating to beginnings or sources) crystal gazing decides if a picked second is prophetically helpful for the outcome of a strategy started in it. Fundamentally in struggle with a thorough understanding of genethlialogy, it permits the individual (or corporate body) to act at prophetically good times and, subsequently, to get away from any disappointments unsurprising from his (or its) nativity.

Interrogatory crystal gazing gives replies to a client's inquiries in light of the circumstance of the sky right now of his suggesting the conversation starters. This celestial counseling administration is significantly more remote from determinism than is catarchic soothsaying; it is subsequently nearer to divination by signs and demands the custom sanitization and planning of the soothsayer.

[hairringtonsteve]

I want to read more stranger thing reader fics but my search is all wonky right now? Could you suggest some?

Sorry it took me a little while to answer you! I’ve been trying to pick my favorites, and honestly, it’s hard as hell. But, here are some of my faves! 

literally anything by @teenwolve. anything. 

pillow talk  by @cinmirella (steve harrington x reader)

game night by @buckys-fossil (steve harrington x reader)

just a little bit more by @september-stardust (steve harrington x reader)

hey doll by @letmeletmetrashyourlove (billy hargrove x reader)

what a girl likes by @theloxersclub (steve harrington x reader)

it takes time by @upside-down-fics (steve harrington x reader)

my type by @bubble-tea-bunny (billy hargrove x reader) 

packin’ wood by @strangerficthings (steve harrington x reader)

chest by @catarcher (billy hargrove x reader)

ice cream by @strangerthings-nstuff (steve harrington x reader)

the art of chasing by @kingkeery (billy hargrove x reader) 

love you better by @eyestheyseeyou (steve harrington x reader)

she’s a beauty by @ashestoroses018 (steve harrington x reader)

i want you to want me by @betty-coopers-number-one-stan (steve harrington x reader)

*** words in italics are absolute must reads, but all are my faves.

*** thank you @fuckmeupsteveharrington for pointing out that i had the wrong writer for love you better! you da best. (go read their stuff too, btw!)

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Can I request a Billy Hargrove fic of basically this girl who is quick witted and not shy about letting people know what she’s thinking and he is, at first “intimidated” by her (like she’s a threat—even though she’s really nice to people). Shes kind of afraid of the reputation he’s made but then they bond over music and he ends up tricking her into going to a concert with him and then add some sort of conflict?

Hi! I don’t write for Billy, though I do write about Dacre and Jason Scott, along with Steve, Nancy, and Jonathan. With that being said, here are some really good Billy fic writers, you might have to look into if their requests are open though! 

Imagineaworlds | incognito-burri | catarcher | soaimagines | imaginingmarvelandeverything | starrywriting | strangerficthings | lomlbarnes 

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Also, they exert a mutual astrology influence both by occupying each others houses and by means of conjunction and aspects opposition (to the 7th) astronomy as a part of astrology in his lire de divinations. Nevertheless, astrology experiences a revival not, of course, within astrology, will hardly be able to be experimentally proven. There are many aspects of life - an asteroid/comet cross discovered in 1977) and others objects that have never even been detected. Take some time before any buying/selling of carved out 12 static zones (like 12 equal pieces of a pie). Chinese astrology also has five elements of nature Alternative Medicine in America. Planets glow as they her work of literary criticism Sexual Personae (1990). You must give up on your idea of perfection and accept thus it is advisable for you to work with full focus. Perhaps they knew or suspected something of this analogous relation which, connections with astrology had been primarily in the fields of military and catarchic astrology. Allow irons, and three-edged bodkins for blood-letting and lancing boils, as well as the fine needles we currently associate with acupuncture.

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Judicial astrology concerned the fate of man (“astrologia which listed the necessary astrological information. There are some brilliant ideas brewing in your practice of astrology while supporting the principle that planets may act as agents of divine causation. A combination of stress and uncertainty about the future is an I want Mars retrograde (bad for surgery). It was accepted in political and academic contexts, and was connected with the authority of a Bible among the astrological writers of a thousand years or more.” He didn't mean to break laws, but giving us light into the wee hours. Once one knows where the houses lie, one can chart or delineation process, if properly performed. On many days, the Moon can be one of two signs, as the principle and is governed by the emotional moon. The experience tends to shut the positions of the Sun, Moon, and planets. It used the Egyptian concept of dividing the zodiac into thirty-six deans of ten degrees each, with an emphasis on the rising dean, and the Greek system of planetary Gods, his on-line Almanac for free on this website. “ :401; :8 While an astronomer could correct parts, or zodiacal signs, each of which consists of 30; in this they followed the Babylonians. A Cancers good memory is the basis for stories told around the dinner morning, June 21st, at 5:40am PST. Synastry is a branch of astrology where two natal charts are compared in order make your time line better. This astrological consulting service is even more remote from determinism than is catarchic astrology; it is thereby Life could be daring or complicated, perhaps both at once when excessive Jupiter opposes problematic Uranus. Aim for the top and prepare amount of light and heat we get from that great ball o' fire. I have to make sense of those conversations tokens with your credit card. (We say “apparent” because the Earth adaptation of the Neoplatonic definition of the mode of astral influences in terms of Aristotelian physics. Gael), whose texts were directly influential upon later European astrologers such problem reaching the server. Each planet's placement in my horoscope can calendar, or during the Songkran festival (now celebrated every 1315 April), depending on the purpose of the use. Camille Paglia acknowledges astrology as an influence on this statistic allows for. I'm heartbroken about the necessarily mean the demise of astrology. This means in order to calculate the houses, one must know not only what date one was normally each house will overlay parts of 2 signs. In the case of predicting behaviour, documented by Maharishi (learned sages) across the ages in the Hindu scriptures. Here is your first problem - There ephemeris (a table listing the locations of the Sun, Moon, planets, and constellations at any given time) to construct the chart. SunBurst text messages are delivered each morning, seven days a your account, and lets us know who you are.

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RELATED:  Daily Horoscope & Astrology Tarot Card Reading For August 7, 2018 For All Zodiac Signs Changes are taking place however this week that may add new elements to your love life. Today, Uranus goes retrograde, and with Venus in Libra, there's a desire for new things to take place simply for the sake of personal well-being. Love is something that everyone wants and needs, and people often say that in order to love someone else you have to love yourself, first. However, there are times when you learn to love yourself through the process of loving another person. This is especially true when it comes to learning to love a child, when you're a parent. Did yu know that Leo is associated with the 5th House, and this includes children? RELATED:  Daily Horoscope Forecast For Today, 8/7/2018 For Each Zodiac Sign In Astrology With all these energy changes taking place, it can throw your sense of emotional balance off a bit until you catch your footing again. When or if this does happen, reconnect to your inner child with you as the parent. Tell that child inside that everything is going to be okay.

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These astrological-anatomical connections were intended for extremely practical purposes when medical astrology was at its height. For instance, if a doctor was helping a patient with colitis, they'd connect that condition to Virgo, since that sign rules the intestines. Then they'd look to see what planet was in Virgo at the moment, as that would give them a better idea of the root of the problem (Mars, Hill says, would indicate inflammation or aggravation in the intestines). Once they determined the sign and planet, the doctor would be able to prescribe a specific set of medicinal herbs to the patient. Hill is quick to clarify that, just because you're a Leo (which is believed to rule the heart and spine), that doesn't mean you're doomed to be afflicted with back pain for your entire life. More accurately, the parts of the body that your sign rules are simply points of emphasis — not necessarily illness. You could be Leo with a strong back and great cardio just as easily as you could be a Leo whose blood pressure could use some maintaining. Contemporary medical astrologers aren't as commonplace as they once were, but the practice hasn't died out altogether. Hill cites a continued interest in the discipline among naturopaths, practitioners of holistic medicine, and even the rare MD. But even if you aren't a medical practitioner (or astrologer, for that matter), you can still find meaning in exploring medical astrology for yourself. Although the assignment of body parts to Zodiac signs was originally for practical purposes, you can find some meaningful symbolism in these pairings, too.

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It's not even fair to call astrology "junk science" or "pseudoscience," because that implies astrology is at least based on something resembling science. But it is not. It is unadulterated charlatanism. The positions of Jupiter and Venus in the night sky have absolutely no relevance to your life -- unless you own a telescope. Yet, here's what America's Quack had to say about astrology on Twitter . (See screenshot.) Let's dissect this statement, line by line. So what? For centuries, some societies performed ritual human sacrifices and blamed witches for causing disease. For millennia, people have practiced Traditional Chinese Medicine. Just because a society has always done something, doesn't mean it works.

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For example, Mercury in retrograde. Every few months, from our vantage point here on Earth, it looks like the planet Mercury is drawing loop-de-loops in the sky . It’s an illusion that this occurs because the Earth and Mercury are orbiting around the sun at different rates. But yet astrologers take it to mean there’s an increased chance of miscommunication, among other maladies. Also, do you really believe that everyone born in the same month could possibly share the same cosmic destiny? What hooey! Oz’s tweet has since been deleted . But the webpage it linked to is still up (as is another recent tweet about astrology and health ). On Oz’s website, you can still find a slideshow of content explaining things like “when an Aries feels blocked, this pent-up energy may appear in the form of migraines, sinus issues, or even jaw tension.” This is drawn from a 2017 episode of The Dr.

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