#catse

[fallen-boy]

[petterwass]

[fitzs-space]

Made the most mediocre gluten free cookies. Does it matter?

No because I promises my darling beautiful partner cookies for our fruity little picnic in the park today. And I will carry through on my promise even if I had to stay up till 3am to do it.

[selfchiller]

He just has such a strong 7 year old boy energy. And yet also an old soul.

[its-arson-time]

arsonfur of mutualclan

[obstinatecondolement]

me: I hate how creative writing has been so coopted by the language of the rise and grind hustle culture! I hate everyone who is prescribing how to write fiction Correctly in all these fucking blogs and books and youtube channels about writing. I hate that the prevailing advice is always to be strictly formulaic and to create your work in a rote, mechanical way! I hate it and it's the fucking death of art! not everything has to be ~optimised~ and part of a fucking paint by numbers system! also me: ah, what a beautiful spreadsheet I have created to track my progress through my story's outline (which I heavily employed the story graph and save the cat methods to make), complete with if statements and conditional formatting to see if I am on track to my estimated word count goal for each individual scene and for the project as a whole every step of the way. what could be better and a more natural extension of my creative process than this?

[fixaidea]

Aπό ξένο τόπο & Üsküdara Giderik'en - Greek & Turkish Song

[unhingedtiktoks]

Description: Tiktok from user "chloe.longname". She says "Hey guys welcome back to catsing spells, the show where we- we cast spells on cats. The show where we spell the word cat, C-A-T!" She makes weird hand motions at a fluffy gray cat. "Whimsical nighttime magic of sorrow, make this cat into a human before tomorrow!!!!" She makes gibberish noises and there's an explosion filter on the cat's head, then sparkles swirl around it and it cuts back to her as if the cat turned into her. Then it cuts to a filter of her doubled, one of her having red eyes. She says "Oh wow it's Barbara my twin sister. I haven't seen her since she got eaten in the womb by someone. Unnamed. She must have possessed my cat! But now she's back and I hate that bitch."

[mariposakitten]

Behold, the dumbass who managed to get to the top of the fridge (putting his nasty-ass paws on the paper plates that we eat food off of, omg) for the sole purpose of - I swear I am not making this up - licking the plastic bag around the red solo cups.

Mikey why are you like this.

[uniiiquehecrt]

Have you ever heard of bunnie and burrows and ttrpg based on watership down?

.... I have now...

[ammophila]

Look how handsome he is! He looks so regal and dignified. Also, fluffy.

[lynati]

Seren just...buried herself in the laundry.

Bonus:

[deathandcatses]

Biscotti wishes you all a Merry Christmas

[crime-in-alls]

Woke up to rose petals all over my house

Which would have been sweet, had the rose not been absolutely

Murdered

[brekkiebrakkiebreakkie]

MARQUES BROWNLEE???????? THEYD NEVER EVEN SPOKEN?????