#chaotic wives

[soapbubbles511]

[tiny-stale-cupcake]

me when this dude has the gall to flirt with me when i’m clearly committed to fictional men

[schemmentishoward]

Janine, doing a one on one camera interview: I mean, I don’t get why everyone is so obsessed with top versus bottom. I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed!

[everyone else watching the footage later]

Gregory:

Jacob:

Ava and Melissa: I’m gonna tell her

Barbara: Don’t you DARE

[sentientsky]

goodnight little gay people in my phone heart emoji crescent moon emoji glittery star emoji

[startingfires]

i can never know a moment's peace thanks to @aroassery and @rinezha

[sea-owl]

Sophie: *teaching Benedict about proper tupperware etiquette* You don't send GLASS tupperware with guests

Sophie: YOU DONT SEND THOSE WITH GUESTS!

Sophie: You give guests PLASTIC tupperware

Sophie: KATE! PEN!

Sophie: Bring back my glassware! Ben don't know the rules!

Penelope: *in the carriage on the way back home* You ready to see what real wealth is?

Penelope and Kate: *holds up Sophie's glassware laughing*

Kate: Look at this!

Penelope: Look at this!

Kate: I'm gonna actually be able to save leftovers

Colin and Anthony: *confused*

[genderdryad]

she/moon/lun/celes/eth wanian moongender hijra trans lesbian flag!!

pls credit me if you use- thnx!

[towerofbabybell]

litteraly so funny how in a midrash david went up to god like "you're called the god of abraham, isaac and jacob, what about the god of david??" and god was like "ok fine i'll give you a test. i noticed you do fuck a lot so it'll have to do with that." so david accepted it and he royally fucked up

[withasideofshakespeare]

If Shakespeare were alive today, I’d commission a full-length play consisting only of the Boars Head gang getting up to Shenanigans.

Give me Prince John showing up in the middle of beer pong to summon Hal to court.

Give me Ned and Hal hiding Falstaff’s stuff and then snickering about it like second graders while he frantically turns the place inside out.

Give me Mistress Quickly trying to get everyone to actually pay their tabs and then the entire bar turning to Hal expectantly.

Give me tavern brawls! Arm wrestling! Drinking games! Chaos!

[newkatzkafe2023]

We Are Now Live

Ex-husbands of queen Herietta x Musical Historical Entity reader

Prolonge

(Caswin of Aragon)

Divorced

(Anthony Boleyn)

Beheaded

(James Seymour)

Died

(Alan of Cleves)

Divorced

(Kevin Howard)

Beheaded

(Carlos Parr)

Survived

(Caswin of Aragon)

And tonight we are

(KINGS)

LIVE!

(Caswin of Aragon)

Listen up, let us tell you a story

(Anthony Boleyn)

A story that you think you you've heard before

(James Seymour)

We know you know our names and our faces

(Alan of Cleves)

Know all about our glories and the disgraces

(Carlos Parr)

So We picked a pen and some microphones

(KINGS)

History's about to be overthrown

(Caswin of Aragon)

Divorced

(Anthony Boleyn)

Beheaded

(James Seymour)

Died

(Alan of Cleves)

Divorced

(Kevin Howard)

Beheaded

(Carlos Parr)

Survived

(KINGS)

But just for tonight We're Divorced Beheaded Live!

(Hey!)

Welcome to our show,

to our historemix

switching up the flow

As we all ad to the prefix

everyone knows, we used to be six husbands

Raising the roof

Till we smash the ceiling

Get ready to tell the truth

That we'll be revealing

Everyone knows we used to be six husbands

But now we're ex husbands!

(Caswin of Aragon)

All you ever hear And read about

(Anthony Boleyn)

Is our ex wife and the way she ended

(James Seymour)

But a pair doesn't beat this royal flush

(Alan of Cleves)

Your gonna find out How We got unfriended

(Kevin Howard)

Tonight We're gonna give ourselves justice 'Cause we're all taking you to court

(Carlos Parr)

Every todor Rose gots its thorns and you're gonna hear us LIVE! In consort

(Caswin of Aragon)

Divorced

(Anthony Boleyn)

Beheaded

(James Seymour)

Died

(Alan of Cleves)

Divorced

(Kevin Howard)

Beheaded

(Carlos Parr)

Survived

(KINGS)

But just tonight we are divorced Beheaded LIVE!

Welcome to our show

To the historemix

Switching up the flow

As we add a Prefix

Everyone knows we used to be six husbands

Dancing to the beat till the breaking day. Once we're all done we will start again like it's still the Renaissance

Everyone knows that we used to be six husbands But now we're ex husbands (

(KINGS) Divorced

(Caswin of Aragon)

My name is Caswin of Aragon was married 24 years I am a Paragon of royalty, my loyalty is a Vatican So if you try to dump me Yeah Don't! 😡

(KINGS) Beheaded

(Anthony Boleyn)

Im that Boleyn Boy and I'm up next you see I broke England from their Church ⛪️ Yeah I'm that smoken How did I lose my head Well my sleeves are green but my blood is red!

(KINGS) Died

(James Seymour)

James Seymour the one she truly loved

(KINGS) EW

(James Seymour)

Well when my daughter was born I went and died but I'm not what I seem or am I? Stick around and I'm sure you'll see more

(KINGS)

Divorced

(Alan of Cleves)

Ich bin it's Alan of Cleves

(KINGS) JA

(Alan of Cleves)

She saw my portrait and she was like

(KINGS) JAA

(Alan of Cleves)

But I never looked as great as my Pic 📸 I'm shocked we never talked about Herietta's loose

(Kevin Howard)

Pull up your ears I'm the only Kevin who may have lose his head

(KINGS) Beheaded

For My womanizing ways outside of wed shackle your wifes and Shackle your Daughters K Howard's is here and theirs now other

(KINGS) Survived

(Carlos Parr)

Five down I'm six her final Husband I seen her at the very end I'm the survivor Carlos Parr I'm sure you want to know how I got this far, I'm sure you wanna know how we got this Far

(KINGS) Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then welcome to the show to the historefix you want a king wasp here's half a dozen everyone know we use to be husbands now we're ex husbands!!!

1 2 3 4 5 6!.................................................7!!!!!!!!!!!!

(KINGS) WHAT???🤨😵‍💫🫨😧😳🤔

The kings pause and turn around at ot an eyeful of who the forgot about.

OK everyone I finish the first chapter of the Musical I hope to see. I hope you all know that I Don't own anything from Six except this story I'm making. See you next time

Ps please 🙏 for the love of God leave some comments below. Appreciate you

[i-love-thee-better-now]

the shrine/an argument - fleet foxes // timon of athens - william shakespeare // icarus - the crane wives // featherweight - fleet foxes

[dilfsuzanneyk]

this is what i feel like when one of my mutuals go offline for a few days

[goulboss]

metaphor by the crane wives send post

[aristattle]

If I had even a tiny bit of a faction of John Wick’s will to live, I would be immortal. Dude fought for his life as if he had something to live for

[downton-bridgerton]

Robert: Did you bring my wife Cora?

Édouard, gesturing to Marmaduke: No, but I brought the next best thing

Robert: Marmaduke? The next best thing would be Rosamund

Marmaduke: I would be offended, but my wife is freakishly strong

[chatonyant]

Man I need to find more songs with weird ass lyrics for my oc playlists

Songs I know or find at random are all either love songs or the lyrics just don't click because they're about specific things that don't apply to the character at hand