#checking email

[photosbyrocco]

Cyberbird #03

by Rocco

[panstarry]

heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.

you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!

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EDIT: as of april 20th, 2024 this bundle is now live!!

[prlssprfctn]

Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.

[ladyteldra]

Oh boy, my dear friend Jonathan Harker is on a fun little work trip to meet his friend Dracula!

I sure hope he has a pleasant and relaxing time!

[humorwithatwist]

Checking Email (The Liturgy of the Ordinary)

This post originally served as a message at Arise Church Whether or not you’re an email hoarder, chances are that you have to deal with email—like, a lot of email. Since Ray Tomlinson sent first email in 1971, email has become a pervasive part of our lives. We use email for work, for personal correspondence, for bills, for reminders, for everything. If you’re sane, you’ve only got one email…

[thebibliosphere]

Amazon keeps sending me “congratulations, you’ve been approved for our creator/influencer rewards program” emails and then because I don’t sign up, they send me more emails listing the benefits of upgrading to being an Amazon Influencer and it’s like Worstie, I know the price of doing business with you.

The only reason I use Amazon affiliate links for my published books at all is because I am currently making something depressing like a dollar from the sales of my paperbacks across global distributors (Audible sent me a check for 18 cents lmao) and the affiliate links help scrape up enough pennies every other month that I actually earn the full retail value of one whole paperback book.

Leave me alone!!! I don’t want to sell people shit they don’t need!!! I just want to sell my books. And even that I’m so bad at that someone in the notes is goin g to go “wait, you’re an author?” Aaaahh

[susielesbianism]

WE STAY WINNING AS FUCKIN ALWAYS

[johnlarian]

My kink is karma (avenging the drowned).

[gay-ya-know]

when I say fuck email I don't mean from my dear friend jonathan harker

[kafk-a]

[fatehbaz]

weekly navel-gazing update: this week is most consequential event in long time. keyword search: "scared" "is it ok to be scared" "beaten and tortured by the ogre"

[taffywabbit]

beautiful women with cute names like "google" and "pay pal" keep sliding into my email inbox to tell me about their updated terms of service

[liberate-banananas]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Commissioners please check your spam folder again ... It's me I'm in the trash can

[gomzdrawfr]

acting au really got me fucked up

[shazzbaa]

hi! have you done "evolution" yet? i'm curious how sam got along with the youthful naturalist, another man with a... close relationship with peril :)

Samuel is such a funny choice for the Youthful Naturalist to have dragged into his nonsense. Catholic deacon vs man who is SO done with the church. Man self-consciously worried about getting "too bony" to avoid a fate as the boatman vs man whose skeletally gaunt face is because he ALMOST DID BECOME THE BOATMAN. Man who thinks death should be natural and correct and is mostly just upset about the Far Shore thing vs man with an insane scheme to NEVER DIE.

Sam is so exasperated with this kid constantly but also got attached and really wants him to be okay. He is not smart enough to follow 90% of this research, but he's invested in learning more about what's going on with Death in the Neath so HES DOING HIS BEST TO KEEP UP,