#chi speaks

[amara-among-the-stars]

glass shower door. aeth. soapy titties.

someone’s just trying to get ready but they keep getting distracted (your choice)

love you!!!

Swiss was brushing his fangs like a good ghoul when he looked in the mirror and saw Aether was still in the shower, scrubbing himself down, soap all over him.

Swiss was more so distracted by how perky Aether’s tits looked. He finished brushing his teeth before shimmying his boxers off and stepping in the shower, pressing himself against Aether’s back, cock slightly rutting against the larger ghoul’s ass as he snaked his arms around to prods Aether's nipples.

Aether hummed and leaned back, pressing a chaste kiss to Swiss’ jaw.

“Hi lovebug. Thought you already showered this morning mm?” Aether rumbled, letting out pleased purrs as Swiss tweaked and lightly pulled at his chest.

“Did. Just got distracted by you. You’re so hot Aeth. Tits looked lovely.” Swiss replied, laying small bites against Aether’s neck. The larger ghoul laughed and smacked the multi ghoul’s hands away playfully.

“All because I was scrubbing them? Must be down bad then Swissthaniel.” Aether joked, rinsing off said body wash off of him. Swiss purred and squeezed Aether’s hips.

“Course I'm down bad for ya. Look at you Darlin. You’re a whole meal I’d love to eat and nibble at.” Swiss answered, pressing a kiss to his shoulder.

Aether chuffed and rolled his eyes.

“Let me finish and we can have another round if you’re getting needy again from your heat cycle.” Aether retorted. Swiss let out a happy chirp before grabbing the body wash.

“Yes. Love that idea Doll but doesn’t someone need to wash your back?” Swiss asked, already rubbing Aether’s back, who let out a pleased moan.

“Shithead. Yeah. I do. Finish up and you can have me, okay Sugar?” Aether sighed. Swiss let out a little whoop before finishing his task and shutting the water off. Swiss quickly dried off and handed Aether a towel as well, helping him dry before dragging the Quintessence ghoul onto his bed. Swiss straddled his waist, sinking onto Aether’s large cock as he mouthed marks all over him before gently pushing Aether down onto the soft mattress. Aether let out a grunt as he settled, letting Swiss take what he needed.

“Gonna ride me Sugar?” Aether asked with a huff.

Swiss let out a small whine as he nodded and rotated his hips and brought his face down to nibble and mouth at Aether’s chest, softly biting down. Aether gasped and cupped Swiss’s head, lightly pulling him away which caused the multi ghoul to whine.

“Aeth. Please. Been good for ya.” Swiss whined out, wriggling his hips down, hissing out as Aether’s cock hit his sweet spot.

“You can suck and nibble on the tits, just be careful please Doll.” Aether purred. Swiss nodded, eyes glazed over as he whined and rocked his hips. Aether pulled Swiss’ face back down towards his chest and Swiss went back to nibbling and suckling.

“Lazy sugar. Need help mm?” Aether asked, resting his hands on Swiss’ hips. The ghoul on top nodded, not moving his face from Aether’s chest as he moved to nibble and mark up the right side.

Aether chuffed and started moving Swiss’s hips up and down on his cock, Swiss’ hole clenching as he let out moans of pleasure. The multi ghoul ended up cumming, biting down harshly on Aether’s tit who let out a yelp and bucked his hips up into Swiss’ tight heat, knot popping in place as he came undone.

“Sathanas Swiss! I said to be careful Sugar.” Aether huffed, moving sweaty curls away from his lover's face. Swiss whimpered, licking over the wound before pressing a kiss to Aether’s lips. The multi ghoul was feeling a little floaty so he rested against Aether, waiting for his thick knot to go down. Soon enough, it did and Aether cleaned them up once more, before pulling the multi back into his arms and whispered sweet praises into his ear, the pair exchanging soft kisses

[cxra-melty]

Like or reblog this post if you:

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Or

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[chi--dragon]

Why oh why am I getting migraines on my days off!! It's not even a normal thing for me but these two days ..pain.

[thechy-fychannel]

I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

[frostbeees]

CHI @ STL · 12.23.23

bonus:

[asktheoger]

Happy Fanart Friday, y’all! :D Featuring characters from @ask-sarah-and-co, @book-of-legends, @ask-the-fogbound-serpent, @askcapital, @pokege-ne-project, and @ask-eden - I hope you all enjoy! ^^

[odditycircus-2002]

This is a continuation of the domestic husband Shang Tsung idea I sent a while back but like: Domestic timeline!Shang finding out about the horrors and behavior his Mk1 timeline version did and how he was the one that fucked uo and turned his wife into the Medusa he sees. He is rightfully pissed off because a) he left the life of an mad sourcerer behind ages ago, b) He would never do that his wife and the mother of his children no matter if she ignored his advances or not. He promises to help Liu Kang out as long as they help find his wife. When he finds Mk1Shang Tsung and Quan Chi he beats their asses again not long after his version of Medusa!Reader did.

I remember that ask and how interesting a thought experiment it was😁

And to add on to what your ask. Consider Domestic Timeline Medusa!Reader is gone when her hubby and Lord Lui Kang arrive in New!Era Shang Tsung’s island to find her gone. Not too long ago, she took a boat to sail off after defeating them both. Where? They have no idea, really. Already stressed out from the New!Era version of his wife trying to kill him, everyone treating him like an enemy, and wondering where in the 10 Hells his wife is, I'd say Hubby Shang Tsung is rightfully ready to throw hands with his other self.

I'd imagine their interrogation to be something like:

Domestic Timeline!Shang: Where is my wife?!

*Proceeds to punch the ever-loving daylights out of his new era self*

Later

Lui Kang: Alright, Shang Tsung, we need to calmly question your other self-

*Not hearing a word, Hubby Shang Tsung grabs his other self by the collar to punch him in between each word.*

Hubby Shang Tsung: WHERE *Punch* IS *PUNCH* Y/N?!? *K.O!!!*

[acesammy]

i know i complain about this stats class every day but i swear to god i get points docked for the most asinine things every fucking time

[amara-among-the-stars]

Some personal HCS of Mountain ❤️

Weed lover, mans will get so high its wild.

Loves to bake when hes high as well.

Cuddle bug. Will find anyone and drag them to the nest in the living room to cuddle

You cant escape if you've been chosen. Cuddly Mountain is like a giant squid. Limbs wrapped all around you OR he's laying on top of you.

Sober cuddly mountain is the exact same way.

He does a lot of the cooking for the pack. Surprisingly Dew helps him a lot as well, along with Sunshine.

Sometimes it gets chaotic while cooking but mountain powers through it bc chef mode.

His room is filled with plants, Swiss and Dew tease him about it. He cant help it, they looked lonely in the greenhouse so he had to bring them home!

He loves when people braid his hair. Or play with it. Such a slut for it. Will purr and melt.

Oh!! His bed is special made bc unglamored this bitch us like 7'9. Tall mother fucker. I dont make the rules.

If there's younger ghouls about in the abbey they all flock towards him bc wow wow wow strong giant earth ghoul. They like when he gives them uppies. The small kiddo's will climb all over him. Dew and Rain and the girls think its so adorable.

During heat/rut

Hes a gentle lover depending on who he's with.

then he gets rowdy and feral. Both types of sex is amazing either way.

The after care after the heat/rut: Even better. Baths, weighted blanket. Fave snacks and movie thrown.

Very specific about who he spends his heat & rut with.

Most of the time its Dew or Rain. Sometimes Swiss will slide in. Sometimes its all four of them and Aether or Cirrus checks on them often to see how everyones feeling.

[cxra-melty]

Yall already KNOW what's about to go down

I'm in love she's so so so so cute i hope she gets therapy (and tks)♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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[wonder-and-wildflowers]

Omg I can't believe I've found another black aroace person who's into BSD that also ships SKK but queer platonically. Hello 🤗

Oh my god hi!!! You have no idea how immediately hyped this message made me. How're you doin?

[chi--dragon]

Tfw my cat got anxiety meds before me.

[thechy-fychannel]

Here's some fun facts about different characters from House that aren't canon but they're completely true (i just made them up)

Chase is lactose intolerant but eats insane amounts of dairy anyways bc he believes it increases his tolerance or smth idk

Taub was raised by his lesbian aunt(s)

Foreman was reigning champion of his schools spelling bee for all 4 years of highschool

Cameron once shoplifted a tube of lipgloss as a dare when she was a teen and she felt so guilty afterwards that she threw up. it still haunts her to this day

House doesn't like mushrooms (it's a texture thing)

Wilson's teachers tried to force him to write with his right hand as a kid so he's practically ambidextrous but his handwriting is god awful with either hand

Thirteen owns every single Alanis Morissette album

Kutner was actually one of the original developers behind Angry Birds

Cuddy was unbeatable at beer pong in college. She still is if you get enough liquor in her

Amber was a nanny for her first few years in med school and she hated it so much that she swore off ever having kids

Park was in her high school marching band and can play a mean trumpet