#chrisposts

[redlilyqueen]

i beat armored core 6! as someone who has long, long gone on record as a "souls-like disliker", and has never touched armored core before now- AC6 FUCKIN' RULES.

i think comparisons to dark souls and the ilk are... kinda fair, considering that's what fromsoft's been best known for the past how many years. understandable at minimum. in that vein, speaking on dark souls to expand on my feelings... it's basically just how fuckin painfully sluggish it is. no matter why it's like that, that's just something i can't really deal with in a video game. that and i've always been exceedingly turned off by the purported difficulty of the genre... in combination with the aforementioned especially.

by my knowledge, armored core 6's similarities to soulslikes begins and ends at: -you can be pretty sluggish depending on your build -there's a lot of difficult boss fights -made by fromsoft games. i think i had something else to put here originally but i forgot it -you can customize a thing pretty much however you like i guess

let me tell you, my friends, i have a need for speed imprinted in my soul, and armored core 6 DELIVERS. even when i made bulkier ACs for heavier weapons that stuff could MOVE if you knew how to move it... and the parts to use i guess (more under the cut)

This game goes fast. half the time, working by the arena's standards, i could kill an enemy AC in around 50 seconds. and those fights with enemy ACs are frenetic and fun as hell. not to mention the grander bosses in the game! they're often difficult fights, yes, but i never felt discouraged even once.

one thing i found particularly exciting was just the number of options- even if i only really ended up using a handful, lol. i was sort of surprised by how most weapons and even some parts can last you pretty much the whole game if the build's effective enough- my primary ACs all ended up being a Double Trigger build using the gatling guns. in fact, up until near the end of the game when i decided to expand my horizons just a bit, that and variations of it were all i would use- And i used the single same head for basically the whole game.

for my build with the lightest double jointed legs (and at the start in general), i had to use the first machine guns you unlock, because i was a maniac for lots of missiles and they got pretty weighty. but i ended up eventually unlocking double joint legs with comparable enough performance that could handle more weight, and, well... it was gatling gun city from then on.

and, even with the gatling guns and the twenty missiles, those builds stayed pretty freaking quick! whether i was using the lightweight tank treads or double jointed legs, it was showtime all the time, and i rained hellfire. ... i did tend to run clean out of ammo a fair number of times though, at least in the mid-game.

i forget whether it was here or twitter, but i saw a post somewhere not long before i started playing the game that- to sum it up succinctly- basically amounted to "best thing to do is keep the enemy in your sights and stay out of your enemy's sights, so build for fast movement + evasion". and i definitely took it to heart, at least subconsciously... and, i mean, let's be real- i probably woulda gone for builds like that anyways, being me.

on that note, the game is very newcomer friendly, i think- once you get over the first hurdle of the boss in the intro mission, anyways. the tutorials, and tutorial missions especially, were quite thorough, handed out in parts so as not to overwhelm. and exact info on any of the many different stats to each AC part were only a few buttons away in the building menu. not to mention the ease of which you can build an AC and then get right to testing it- even so far as to be able to hop into the assembly menu from testing, and go right back with nary even a loading screen. Real good shit.

to make a long post short, this game let me play as an approximation of chris yukine if she were a mecha, and that is a very powerful thing to put in my hands, and i'm very glad i decided on a whim to buy this game from a series my datefriend really likes.

time for new game plus!

(here's ICHAIVAL if you wanna see her btw :> thanks for reading all that, i think)

[chris-mcdirty-redux]

no clue where you're from but i'm british!!!! /ref

happy pride month guys, man i love the rainbow renegayders

filipino chris mclean is real trusr

[conductorofmalpractice]

AITA for Killing My Lesser Halves' Best Friend / Sort-Of Creators Wife's Brother?

I was straight up minding my business trying to learn about the infusion of X into a two-lived cowboy when the idiot jumped in front of the gun lol. now everyone's lowkey kinda mad? sucks to suck bro. what is this island coming to. can we call off the manhunt yet orrrr...

[miwtual]

CHRIS MOTIONLESS flipping off the rain in Houston, TX [src]

[dearlybelovedemilyko]

do you think christopher tried so hard to be nice to everyone because as a shadow he felt anthony's repressed guilt. do you think he constantly felt inadequate because all the time he was carrying this burden of "knowing" that deep down he was a very bad person, unaware that he only felt this way because anthony kills people

[queen-drawing]

i love sidonposting

[untildawnss]

why did i just see an among us post and why can't i stop thinking about chris, mike and josh in the shed

mike: josh, did you kill jess in comms?

chris: true, you're pretty sus

josh: i was literally in med bay with ash and chris

chris: also true, i saw him vent

it's been years

[cis-chan]

Please please please tell me you've heard the Chris Chan pregnancy news

Please.....please please tell me this is a joke.

[prancingintheshadows]

I feel bad for Jaune fans because they have to deal with either people hating your fave or people mischaracterizing your fave. Sometimes both. Okay, often times both.

[kaleidowl]

[kasperszilliez]

I need that grown man carnally

[chris-mcdirty-redux]

chref probably idk hi guuysss

[conductorofmalpractice]

"you spelled conductor wrong" "why did you spell conductor with an E" you all misunderstand. i do not bow to the conductor of the train because i did not come in on the train therefore i can spell it however i want. create your own truth, for it is power.

[vetteldixon]

checked AM socials and hell yeah we got about 4 whole pixels of chris in one of the big group photos!!

[marshmellowtea]

sorry for being mad today i’m just mad lol

[tricksterzoroark]

made a dark, evil version of christopher lloyd. heh. just a glimpse inside my sick, twisted imagination

(audio from kings quest 2015)