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notyoung-neil · 3 months
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AM I YAPPIN ABT YOUNG NEIL HEADCANNONS INSTEAD OF WORKING OR SLEEPING?! YEAHH LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you fucking know me or see my ACC (and my other blog accs) yk I love the OG ships like jophen/ startech (joseph x stephen) mobillce (mobile x wallace) and maybe a few other non-cannon ships like kimona (Kim x romona) and...fuck idk the ship name for hollie x roxie or Kim x Lisa but yeah those too. For neil, personally, I'm a nordegrim shipper :)) Sorry, neilphen fans :((
Since I imagine he's still on collage I assume he's taking sonthing/ changed courses into somthing more...movie thing? Idk. Mainly working with cameras, screen writing, anything movie based or whatever
Since for Joe I made him Hispanic, other scott as Chinese, I don't really know what to do for the quirky silly little guy like neil. Gimme some ideas if y'all ever see this
Has attachment issues. Or fear of being left alone or not included
He has eczema that flairs up during the winter. Sometimes, he cries silently because of how itchy he is and doesn't like the cream the doctors told him to use because it's a weird texture he isn't comfortable with
Whenever stephen is back home from work, they usually sit down and watch movies together or during dinner. Young neil yaps about a movie, and stephen replies with a dry and simple "mhm, " "yeah", "that's cool -" and sometimes the occasional questions. Neil doesn't mind since he knows stephen is tired
He sometimes steals money from stephen but not all the time. He pays stephen back quickly by making some dinner (that he fucked up)
Favorite games have to be anything RPG based and zelda. Maybe he also got into the virtual world hype like UB funkies, webkinz, neopets, or club penguin (mainly UB funkies)
If he dose have a job I imagine he'd work at the second cup just to hang out with Stacy more, maybe a comic book store, or at no account video with Kim so he can watch more movies for free
I imagine his interest related friends has to be hollie (bc I see hollie also being a cinaphile), Joseph (because he wants to learn how to operate cameras and stuff and make it look cool by editing) and Jimmy (fellow zelda and starwars fan)
He has acne/ acne scars and back acne (I think that's the term) and he always picks/scratches at it
Speaking of picking. He always picks at his fingers and sometimes peels off a good chunk to the point it is bleeding bad, so he has bandaids on his hands and fingers most of the time. He doesn't mind which sorta bandaid. He likes the colorful ones that have like a character on it, but he worries if he might be too distracting for him when he's in class
I love how ironic it is for him to wear a heart on his sleeve sorta shirt even though he doesn't really show his feelings that often. He has the same ass stare all the time, and I think it's silly. So I just imagine he would say whatever is in his head without second thought, or he would mumble it if he thinks it's weird. So whenever he talks about his feelings, like how he feels about the whole "band abandoning him" situation, he actually means It and doesn't really hide it at all.
Steph (Neil's older sister) got him a pair of headphones bc thier parents were always fighting and a Walkman so he can listen to some music. He still uses those headphones to this day even though their broken in half, the sound quality is terrible and the ear puff thingy is crumbling
Whenever he goes out to the mall or out with anyone, he either has his hands in his pocket or out, bc someone has to grab onto his wrist so he wouldn't stop and stare at things (it's mainly Stephen and Kim who has to grip onto his wrist and drag him along. He dont mind tho :/ meanwhile stacy just holds onto his hand and stares with him)
Whenever stephen has a day off and he sees neil playing video games, he asks neil if he finishes his homework. If neil says no, stephen takes away his Gameboy color, keep it in his room and tell him to do his homework. If yes then stephen would just shrug it off, ruffle his hair up and say "ight, cool"
Neil was probably the first to find out that stephen was gay when stephen brought Joseph over (make of that as you will)
He writes movie reviews online and hopes people will see em but his writing skills are ass and he just describes whatever he can and think "yeah that's good enough"
Stephen treats neil like family since well, steph (Neil's older sister) isn't in contact with him that much. And because of the name similarities, neil just treats stephen like steph
His "stuffy" are those hot rubber water bottles (I forgor the name but you pour hot water into them and they help you with cramps and aches and shit-) with a wool sleeve wrapped around it
Since this rp acc is a bit related to the stephen acc. He likes bone crusher a lot! Since he mainly stays home, he has a new buddy to talk to and hang out with. But he leaves all the chores to stephen like cleaning out the litter box or something
Ever since he found out stephen had a cat he was pissed that stephen named the cat "bone crusher" not Link, Skull Kid,Meowth,Litten or Shinx or somthing cool like that but he continues to call bone crusher, bone crusher.
He has a bike and takes it to his college campus. He has the gear for it, too. Helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, and gloves. Stephen said if he doesn't wear em he'll get into an accident, and that scared neil
Idk why, but i imagine him being the type to collect... something! Maybe anything to fill up his already messy room!
He's a maximalist (I think that's how you spell it), as you can see from his room
OUGHHH, I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN MAKING NEIL A DEMI BOY OR MAKING NEIL TRANS FTM AJXJWJXKWKXKWKKXKS
I imagine he has those window markers to doodle on his window or to doodle out ideas for another screen play
I imagine him and Stacy are pretty much on the platonic and cute relationship wise. Holding hands, cuddling all that sorta stuff and stacy likes to listen to Neil's rambles about movies and how good/bad they are
Neil likes it whenever he receives gifts :DDD and tries to pay back by acts of service or something idk. Even if it's his birthday or Christmas he makes sure he owes everybody a equal amount. For example (*COUGH COUGH* DS SITUATION) he's gotta pay back stephen by taking care of bone crusher for a day maybe, doing Stephen's chores and stuff
Not a neil headcannon but I imagine stacy trying to watch the movies neil recommend her so she can catch up and talk to neil abt it and I think it's really cute and sweet :DDD
Yk damn well he's got a BIG ASS forehead underneath all that hair. Justin Bieber lookin ah. No wonder why young neil is Canadian/j
Also not a neil headcannon. But I imagine everyone calling stephen, STEVEN (IDK HOW STEPHENS NAME IS PRONOUNCED. IS IT STEVEN OR STEPH-EM WJKDWKDJWN) that includes neil but Joseph calls stephen by his last name (stills) (joseph just calls everyone by thier last names to seem fancy and shit expect for Neil's. He just calls neil, kid or just neil because he doesn't know to how to read Neil's last name nor say it so...he just calls neil, neil)
Bases around one headcannon I saw. I forgor what acc and where it came from (I'll go ahead and credit them if I find it it) but since neil had like parents who always fought or is strict as hell he perfected the ways of walking around the house quiet af and accidentally scars ppl bc of this
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make way for some dumb headcanons
Just some headcanons for the PSA/EPF Agents and Herbert, well mostly Agent and Herbert (sorry not sorry). I am sorry for it being a long post though! Er before Operation Black Out cause I left after the EPF completely replaced the PSA :x  I put a keep reading since the post can be long.
Mission one is the first mission that any agent has to do. The thing is that for other agents there is a variation to it. For some, Aunt Artic got her typewriter “stolen” other times only one of her puffles ran away. It’s a way for her to test the new recruits and to see if they will do their job well. Typically if the agent is known to have a specific ability about them, she will purposely set it up to go against that. For example, Jet’s first mission wouldn’t have the puffles be at the highest peak, they would either be out in the ocean or in the mines. 
Sometimes that if Aunt Artic can’t do the first mission (don’t want cause too much suspicion), she would let Dot do them since she wasn’t a part of the PSA, which wouldn’t cause suspicion. as well that Dot has a billion disguises so she could just be any other penguin to be the victim. 
 Aunt Artic’s puffles are partly trained by the Elite Puffle Force. They aren’t on the force but were trained as if they were. 
Typically Agent does way more missions than what’s given in the missions we do. It’s just the other missions tend to be small/not important enough to highlight.
Agent tends to be a workaholic, to the point that other agents (Mainly G, the director, and Dot) would have to force them to take days off. 
Agent tends to give a friendly face to all penguins, yet whenever they are talking to Herbert, they try to give the sternest face they could. Sadly though it fails to be serious sometimes and goes into some sort of a pouty face. 
After Agent survived mission 2, they didn’t go near the sled races for like 2 months. 
Same thing happened after the Avalanche Rescue mission. They didn’t go near that place for another month. 
Honestly, sled racing isn’t one of their most favorite activities to do. Could have been before, sadly isn’t now. 
At first, Agent thought that G didn’t like them after mission 2. Like honestly, who sends an agent to a death trap like course to test drive a barely put together object? Took them awhile to warm up to G again. 
When G found out how this affected Agent, G began to think carefully when getting people to test his inventions. The dude may have a lot of intelligence, but sadly he doesn’t always have the best common sense. 
If Agent were ever to put their life into a “before and after” type thing, it would be before Herbert came to Club Penguin and after they did. Agent believed that defined their role for the PSA and EPF a lot. 
Agent has mixed feelings about Herbert. Sure, he is their enemy and must be taken down at all costs, but at the same time, without Herbert, Agent would not be that much of an important agent. 
Agent and Herbert typically “play” with each other as if it’s a cat and mouse game. Who’s the cat and who’s the mouse? Depends on who you’re asking.
They both love giving sarcasm and snarky comments to each other.  Yet neither of them will ever admit it. 
Not happy about this, Agent tends to have an obsession with Herbert. Whether it is about capturing him, or something more, Agent has taken over time with trying to find the polar bear. 
Despite Agent being surprised at first with seeing Herbert dance, they thought it was adorable funny. 
Agent will admit that they are surprised with how Klutzy and Herbert are, especially when spying on him and seeing that Herbert does play with Klutzy. 
Agent strongly believes that it was Klutzy that cracked the underground pool window in 2007. Trying to flood the underground so that there can’t be any more pool parties! Because of course, Herbert hates parties! This theory that was made after they caught Klutzy and personally met Herbert. (The pool party was in the Summer of 2007, while Mission 5, where you get Klutzy was in November 2007).  Sadly, no agent cares enough. 
Herbert knows about this theory they have, whether or not it’s true, Herbert likes to allude that he has the answer and will never tell Agent. Drives Agent nuts. Which Herbert loves to do.
Honestly, Herbert doesn’t know either, he believes Klutzy was with him at the time, but he isn’t so sure now. 
Klutzy will never tell. 
Herbert as well has a weird obsession with Agent. To him, it’s the first time he was ever /slightly/ challenged, scratch that, being challenged in general. The two of them seem to be evenly matched, well for Herbert, he believes he will be the one to win this. It’s just a process of waiting for Agent’s luck to run out. 
Herbert is so amused by Agent. Herbert sees how he just dwarfs Agent, and they just think they stand a chance against him! They are many times when Agent tries to stand tall and proud over Herbert and just fails. It takes everything to not laugh in their face. 
Yet Herbert does so anyways. He doesn’t care. 
There are certain quirks that Herbert sees in Agent that they find sickly adorable laughable. Such as how Agent was surprised with how strong Herbert is (gave the polar bear a confidence boost). Or how if Agent’s face isn’t at their default-stern face, they quickly go back to it. Which makes Agent go into some sort of pouty face. Which cracks Herbert up. 
Herbert will never talk about how his life was at the North Pole. He’ll just call it a cold place and that’s it. Anything else about it, he becomes dismissive.
Whether it is about the weather, his experience with his people, or both, Agent will never question it. 
The two typically don’t talk about the past besides past encounters, which to the two is somewhat relieving.
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dinklebat · 3 years
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ahem, i present to you
✨creepypasta incorrect quotes✨ part 16 ft. y/n
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toby: i promised y/n that i wouldn’t do anything stupid
jeff: why would you lie to y/n?
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y/n to hoodie : life isn’t a garden so stop being a hoe.
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clockwork: so I'm bi-
camelia: *looks over hopefully*
clockwork: -lingual, I can speak two languages fluently.
camelia: *disappointedly takes a sip of water*
clockwork: and I'm also really into girls.
camelia: *chokes*
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jeff: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
y/n: If i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents
jeff: If i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
ben: actually I did the math, y/n would have $225, not $0.15.
y/n: fam I’m right here....
toby: If i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
jeff: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
toby: sorry i only have a dollar
jeff: :(
ben: Hey I just realized cody is right, y/n would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
toby: If i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice for jeff
hoodie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
jeff: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice for me
rowan: apply juice to what
y/n: directly to the forehead
masky: great chat everyone
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y/n: tim, have i told you lately how much i love you?
masky: we’re not going to mcdonalds.
y/n: that's some bullshit.
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liu: get up, jeff. the sun’s been up for hours.
jeff: what do you want me to do? photosynthesise?
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camelia: i’m really bad when it comes to noticing if people like me. someone could smack the back of my head and i still wouldn't notice that they were into me.
clockwork: *smacks the back of her head*
camelia: ow! what the hell was that for?
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doby, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?
slenderman: I never even asked a question.
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ben: banned from club penguin again
masky: what did you do this time
ben: called someone's puffle a fat fuck
y/n: love that for you
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computer: enter a new password
y/n: ben
computer: the password is too short
y/n, crying softly: i know
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romelle · 3 years
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What are you headcannons for pidge since cannon made her a little shit? I really like the idea of her being a little sister to the team, but the way she was in cannon was just.... yikes. I know it made a lot of people dislike her a LOT, but I was wondering if you had your own little idea of her that made her actually likeable
yeah same!! she was my favourite character after the first season aired, but then the writers kind of ruined that. however! that also means that i have very many thoughts 🤷🏻
she's still a little shit, just not a (too) mean one
lance: what do you think i should do to woo her?
pidge, who wingmans keith exclusively through causing problems on purpose: i read somewhere that people on this planet LOVE it when you fill both of their shoes with food goo. they think it's super romantic
lance: ...y'know somehow i feel like that can't be true
pidge: when have i ever lied to you?
lance: dude. we literally met while you were using a fake identity, so i really don't-
lance:
lance: what are you grinning about
pidge, a fourteen-year-old: you said titty
when they first became paladins, pidge overheard lance and hunk talking about having "leg days" where they just chill & do face masks, so she made keith have an "arm day" with her
they got as far as painting their nails black before they both said fuck that and instead just started talking about alien conspiracies while munching on the space cucumbers meant for their eyes
pidge, during their first arm day: how did you know you were gay?
keith, shrugging: it wasn't that big of a deal. i just always knew that i liked boys that way
pidge, who took one look at his hair and jacket and sword and just immediately assumed he was a butch lesbian: wait. boys????
she's happy about finding her family, but also knows that the others don’t have that. after she hears lance and allura talk about how they're afraid they'll forget the faces of their loved ones, she works really hard on making a device that can turn memories into photographs!
coran, during a boring diplomatic meeting: i'm afraid pidge isn't paying much attention to our hosts
hunk: yeah, but she's typing really fast on that thing. maybe she came up with something important
pidge: (hardcore club penguin fishing)
after that infamous first try, she's kinda scared to learn altean on her own. fortunately, lancey lance is incredibly generous and offers to do it with her!
pidge: your head is already huge so i probably shouldn't say this, but you're really good at this language thing. thank you for helping me out
lance: hell yeah i am! anything for my sar'rstse
pidge: ...if you’re calling me a rat again i'll bite you
lance: i’m not!! it means little sister
pidge:
lance, poking her: you good, rat?
pidge, tearing up: you're such a loser. suck a dick. i love you
it's canon that she kept some of those fluffy junkyard aliens in her room, so i like to think that since she's not yet good enough to braid allura's hair like lance and hunk do, they instead bond by gently twisting tiny little braids onto the fluffy alien's fur (and tie them off with sparkly hairbands)!
pidge, a paladin of voltron and a certified tech wizard: (makes snarky comments even during battle) (speaks in literal code) (hacks the system of a ten thousand years old empire like it's nothing) (brings down trained soldiers three times her size) (builds all sorts of cool machinery)
a cute alien girl: that was so badass <3
pidge, a teen lesbian with a crush: fbxbysbztvx. thanks. do you wanna see my renegade
her and hunk's friendship dynamic is best summed up by pidge going "i think manslaughter should be allowed" and hunk responding with "yes of course?? why wouldn't men be allowed to laugh?"
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alpacinosgf · 2 years
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That last penguin head cannon was really interesting! Do you have any other random Oz hcs you’d like to share with the class?😍
I like to think oz has a pretty close relationships with the girls in the club. I'm talking like personal birthday gifts he asks the others about first, and throws parties for them no expense too high kind of thing.
But at the same time if the girls remember his birthday and get him a card and a cake just for him and decorate his office for the occasion he'd be totally surprised and taken aback that they thought of him that way
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What about the agent/ace? The protagonist?
So much potential!
Let's start with the knowledge that within the trailer, there are three penguin characters that go to stop Herbert. One girl, two guys.
Ace is supposed to represent the player, Ace is one of those three characters, just pick whichever one you think is you! The other two would be your friends. However, since only one agent actually defeats Herbert, your friends do not make it to save the island.
-The girl looks to be the leader according to the trailer idk. She's been seen caring a large pack with her. My head cannon is that she is a cool-headed COMM lead, and that pack is really a COMM radio, weather, and satellite pack. She uses it to check in on other agents on a secure radio line. She can also listen into other conversations on private radio waves. She can check the weather and see if a Blizzard is coming up soon.
-There's another character who wears the sunglasses. He appears to be a Stealth lead. He would go in first and check out an area to see if it was secure. He would know a bunch of secret codes, and knows a lot about self-defense.
-The third character has to be the Tech lead, but he looks so angry in the trailer. That gives me the idea that he's hot-headed and uses his tech knowledge to create explosive objects. He is the most energetic of the group, is a loud advocate against Club Herbert, and honestly could pick a fight with anyone. Even though he's hot-headed, he is still really kind to his friends. Those tech glasses he wears is used to scan locks and decode them.
So who's the Ace for me?
COMM Ace: Unlike the initial concept of Ace being cool headed, Ace actually starts out not confident in their abilities. They're very frantic when Blackout starts, as they had only been accepted into the EPF within that year. They were put in such a high leadership position because during that short time, they had shown incredible skills and knowledge. Also because they were quickly running out of agents, a decision had to be made soon.
Ace also quickly made friendships with a lot of the leaders and other notable penguins within club penguin. Their reputation grew, even if they weren't aware of it.
The kidnapping of all their friends really drive them crazy. They're really empathetic. When Ace watched Herbert, someone who they believed was just some "wanna be criminal," who tried so hard to be a threat and really wasn't, ACTUALLY scare not only themselves, but the penguins around them, and get away with major criminal activities for once, everything they believed turned upside down.
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afuturemilf · 2 years
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barzal: practice availability | jun. 18, 2021
TBL @ NYI G.6 R.3 SCP | jun. 23, 2021
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mathew barzal has 3 moods and that's it oct. 4, 2021
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mat barzal intermission interview nov. 7, 2021
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phi vs nyi apr. 3, 2021
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grailbot143 · 4 years
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And For all the crazy stuff the artists added to Amethyst’s room:
Tire with nail in it
Fish Sign
Golf Bag + at least 5 golf clubs
Clock
Fire Hydrant with face
Gumball Machine
Bonsai Tree
Fries
Trophy
Teddy Bear
Jack-O-Lanturn
Frog
Refrigerator
Bathtub
Anatomy model
Television
DVD Player
Bigger Teddy Bear
Bag of Cheeseballs
Another refrigerator
Potted Plant
Table
Street sign
Door
Potted cactus
Shaped blocks
Watering Can
Statue Head
Owl Statue
Corked Jug
Pillar
Attic Fan
Woven Basket
Hockey Stick
Safe
Book
Chair
Cabinet
Pot
Dresser
Menu
Sandbag
Lighted Arrow Sign
another chair
Bedframe and mattress
Coffin
Tire Iron
Bird Statue
Bookshelves
Sleeping Bag
Gas Mask
Skull
file boxes
Rake
Tractor
Fishing Net
Oil Drum full of bones
Football
Pillow
Mattress
Kid's space ride
Guitar
Pitcher
Mug
Broom
Axe in tree trunk
Reindeer topiary
Giant broken drum
keyboard
Watermelon
Bowling Pin
Dining Chair
Square wooden box with flowers
Bag of donuts
raft
Sword
Globe
Cinder block
Suitcase
Giant lego
fast food bag
Pig barrel
Folding Chair
Cat Scratching Post
Fish Statue
Wooden Barrel
Trunk
Different Pile of gold coins
Cupcake
Bag of groceries
Sarcophagus
Another nother pile of gold coins
Broken TV
Barrel filled with something
T-Rex Skull
Windmill blades
Genesis + 2 controllers
Shield w/ Coat of Arms
Giant Pot
Tissues
Fire Extinguisher
Mushrooms
Ladder
VCR
Daruma Doll
2 Paintings
A basket w/ groceries
Classified file boxes
A wrench
Snorlax
Carseat
Giant PUNCH glove
Giant onion and peach
Animal Crossing Leaf
There's the motor oil
Cauldron
Paper towels
Dragon Head statue
Fortune Teller Station (Like "Zoltar" from BIG)
Mailbox
Toolbox
Mayor Placard
Shield w/ arrows through it
Lamp
Weapon made w/ an anvil
Deflated basketball
Chair
Duck
Triceratops Skull
Mailbag w/ mail still in it
Rock covered in chains?
Fox/Dog statue
Barrel w/ Symbol on it
A Fetish mask
Box w/ claw marks
Washer/Dryer
Blue Table
A bunch of ball pit balls
A roman statue head
a Filing cabinet
A wicker basket with clothes
A wooden crate
An urn
A large bowl? with balls in it
A treasure chest
A cannon
A Water Cooler
A Giant Ice Cream Cone
A display cabinet or telephone booth?
A control board ?? (maybe from a plane?)
Some rugs
A spinning table (wheel of fortune?)
A throne
Another even gianter fish
A popcorn maker
A statue maybe from Lunar Sea Spire
Giant Package
Ribbon
Fork
Clock
Theatre Ropes?
Shark
Radio
Mailbox again
Phone
Alarm clock
Another book
Slime from Dragon Quest
Pool Table
Another bed
A Chminey, or a wall. . .
The yellow man's hat (except blue)
Palisade
Umbrella
Monster Truck
Giant Bubble Wand
Favorite round thing
Harp
Dolphin
Foine Summer Special Magazine
Garnet Glasses
Pirate Penguin
Hammer
Crab doll
A flashlight
A waffle Iron
No Home Boys My Story Train
Baseball
Manaquin
No Parking Sign
A Goblet
An innertube
A rug
Curtain rods
Thermos
A broken Mast
A soda cup with straw
Sofa
Energy drink can
Knight helmet
Palm Tree
Safe
Mario Question Box
Water Hose
Koneko Cat
Giant Rubix Cube (solved)
Ping Pong table
basketball hoop
old car
anchor
Japanese sword
Outdoor lamp
The speaker from the message
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thegreenfairy13 · 5 years
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Dog Sitter Part 11 - Time To Visit A Friend
A Gobblepot fanfic. When Oswald loses his dog Ed, Jim Gordon finds it and does an excellent job when it comes to taking care of the mobster’s furry friend. Read it on Ao3 here.
Days pass, then weeks, and then even months. Oswald has everything he could have ever hoped for: a family, wealth, power. He should have been happy. And he is. For the first time in his life, he has achieved some sense of stability. Everything is going so well it should have been boring. It is.
Jim has stayed true to his word, keeps as far away from the mobster as possible. He resists waltzing into the Iceberg Lounge at any given moment as if he owned the place and refrains from calling the criminal at ungodly hours to obtain some intel on the workings of the inner mind of some lowlife Oswald might or might not be acquainted with.
Instead, when the situation calls for it, cops show up at his doormat who know how to keep their heads low and their manners in place. Oswald isn’t forced to keep his wits about him whenever the police arrive. Not when he only has to deal with quivering fools nowadays who are too afraid to ask the right questions, intimidated solely by his reputation. There’s no challenge in his interactions with the GCPD any longer, no game of push and pull.
Even Zsasz’s mouth escapes a mournful sigh the next time Jim doesn’t show up for interrogation but one of their most loyal associates at the GCPD.
One could think the Penguin misses the old days. He doesn’t, he tells himself firmly. Now, that he finally realizes how toxic his fascination with the cop always had been, he’s able to focus on what’s truly important: the family he had been given.
As more and more time goes by, Cobblepot’s interests begin to shift towards his more legal businesses. He starts a restaurant chain, and a perfectly legal casino, both turning out to be a steady influx of gorgeous dollar notes and makes plans for another lucrative arms trade with the state of New York.
And yes, it is true. There had been a time when the Penguin had envisioned his son following him on the throne. But now, with his kid being close all the time, he isn’t quite sure about that anymore.
His love for Martin keeps growing steadily, increasing day by day until he can’t remember what had possessed him in the first place to wish for his child to become a criminal. The thought alone of his kid being hunted down by other mobsters or being chased by the police is enough to make his stomach churn. Now, he has more to live for than an empire. He has a legacy. A legacy he keeps building steadily for Martin and Martin alone.
One day, his son will be a powerful and respected man, he vows. There won’t be any hideous rumors, exchanged only in the dark, about his alleged criminal connections. He’ll be as much loved as Bruce Wayne - Oswald will make sure of that.
That doesn’t mean the Penguin has entirely given up on crime. Gotham is still his city, his kingdom. And despite the crime-licenses being history, nobody in their right mind would dare to make their businesses without the monarch’s blessing. He doesn’t control petty crime any longer, but who cares anyway? The GCPD listens to his command, the other Dons too, and the Penguin still makes his cut in exchange for protection under his notorious umbrella. He just isn’t personally involved anymore. He lays low for the sake of his boy.
And maybe for Jim’s sake, a traitorous voice in the back of his mind keeps whispering. He shushes the voice whenever it speaks up. Claims not provoking the last honest man at the GCPD is just another measure to keep his boy from having to visit him in prison.
Oswald Cobblepot has turned into a criminal who doesn’t make his hands dirty. Just like Falcone before him, he pulls the strings in the background while in public maintaining the facade of a proper businessman.
On some days, he’s sure Jim sees right through the charade. Or would, if he could be bothered to care. Or maybe he does care but decides not to act on his instincts. His promise not to turn Martin into an orphan seemed to be a genuine one. And with Oswald residing in Arkham or Blackgate, Martin would be just that.
With Jim being gone from his life for good, the Penguin starts to wonder. He reminisces their conversations during dull meetings, tries seeing his actions through the eyes of the cop who came here so many years ago to rid the city of the corruption that is the very blood and soul of Gotham. If he understands at last?
It doesn’t seem like it. Not if the Gotham Gazette and the City Herald are anything to go by. Almost on a daily basis, the man’s face stares accusingly at him from the covers. Jim is judging him, scowling at him. That surely wasn’t what he had envisioned when he let him off the hook.
But what was he expecting anyway? He remembers their first conversation in Jim’s flat. When the man stunned him into silence, admitting he had indeed let the mobster walk away freely despite being able to arrest him. Back then, he didn’t believe him. But now, he starts to reconsider.
In Jim’s eyes, he had been too powerful before his third fall from grace. He had controlled the city like no other man before him and he had tried putting an end to it by bringing Sofia to Gotham. But maybe that had been Jim’s kind of mercy. The cop had always been smart, clever. Yet, instead of arresting him, he brought home another criminal to take the throne from him, or at least someone he would have had to share his power with.
His actions had almost torn Gotham apart. And now, despite him meddling and expanding his control again, Jim stays true to his word. He must know about Oswald’s actions, though. He’s still Jim Gordon, isn’t he?
And while the weeks pass, Oswald reads the newspapers. Learns about the hero-cop who’s never afraid be the first in the line of fire whenever someone robs a bank or takes another hostage.
Ed is wreaking havoc again when Lee finally leaves him. He blows anyone up too stupid to solve his ridiculous riddles, desperately trying to strike fear in anyone’s hearts and to make himself known. It’s laughable, really. He’s putting so much effort into his games and still achieving nothing: no wealth, no power. Fear without reputation has never been to Oswald’s liking. Sometimes he wonders how he fell for Ed in the first place. The man has become a mess, a loose cannon ready to go off at any given moment. They had been a good team though, he muses. Before everything went to hell.
Jim is chasing Ed desperately, almost getting himself killed before finally catching him and hauling his sorry ass to Arkham. Oswald wonders if Jim survived thanks to his wits or because Ed couldn’t bring himself to murder him. After all, there had been a time when the two men had been friends.
How deep is he under Ed’s skin, too? Is he? And no, he isn’t jealous. Not of that friendship. Not of Lee, who is now free to return to Jim. He isn’t. For he can’t be friends with Jim. Not when his proximity alone is a danger to his child and everything he built.
His heart isn’t filled with dread either when Jeremiah Valeska hatches a plan to cut off Gotham from the mainland. He definitely isn’t worried half out of his mind when Jim does what he does best and marches right into the heart of darkness. Isn’t staring into the flames of his fireplace when the news declare Jeremiah dead and the Captain missing, buried beneath the ruins of the single bridge the redhead managed to destroy. He doesn’t drink too much or bites his nails frantically until drawing blood when ordering his men to team-up with the Wayne boy to get the appropriate machinery over to dig up the cop as soon as possible.
He simply does what any decent, wealthy citizen would do. And he definitely doesn’t sob hot, relieved tears in the privacy of his own bedroom when Jim survives yet again. He should have prayed for his death instead, he chastises himself. With the cop gone, his life would be easier.
Oswald never took the easy way. But he stays strong even afterward. Doesn’t consider catching a glimpse of the Detective lying in his hospital bed despite wishing so much for visible, tangible proof he’s still breathing.
Instead, he stares at yet another photograph of the good Captain gracing the cover of the Gazette. His frown has deepened and the circles beneath his eyes seem darker than ever. Else, he seems fine. Not even three days after the incident he’s back at the precinct, ordering his men around. Oswald is relieved - and a tad bit worried. It’s awfully soon, isn’t it?
It’s no use denying: he misses Jim Gordon. Yet Oswald isn’t going to waste his chance for his personal happy ending. That is until Harvey Bullock pays him a visit.
The Penguin frowns. None of his machinations should have provoked the GCPD’s interest lately.
The Detective is still a stranger to decent haircuts or flatirons, the mobster notes, slightly displeased. Bullock is unusually subdued today, but then he’s mostly rather civil when not tagging along with Gordon. Must have something to do with him regularly paying the cop’s gambling debts, Oswald ponders. Only last week Bullock brought himself into rather serious trouble once more.
If Jim knows Harvey can’t quit visiting illegal gambling dens? Probably not. Why the Detective doesn’t visit his own clubs is anyway beyond him. He wouldn’t have to fear for the safety of his kneecaps in the Penguin’s establishments, that’s for certain. And no, that’s because the man is useful, not another favor for Gordon. Well, maybe a small one.
Heaving a sigh, he gestures for Bullock to sit down and waits patiently while he crams himself into the deliberately too narrow chair before him. A polite smile firmly in place, he orders Gabe to bring them some refreshments. After all, he still has manners.
Folding his long, elegant fingers beneath his chin he asks, “what can I do for you, Detective?”
For a second, Bullock squirms under his gaze before ceremoniously dropping a folder unto the table. Cobblepot’s mouth twitches. He never liked rude gestures.
Slowly, he picks it up and opens it. The first page isn’t spectacular at all. A simple police-report he can’t be bothered to read. Yet when turning to the second page he has a hard time concealing the surprised gasp about to escape his throat.
He has seen pictures of corpses before, has seen dead bodies with his own eyes and even been the cause of death but this, this is different.
Thankfully, this is also the exact moment Martin decides to barge in. Scowling venomously at the Detective, Oswald quickly snaps the folder shut.
Bullock’s eyes grow wide like saucers when taking in the little Penguin, but Oswald pays him no mind. He’s too grateful for the distraction allowing him to collect his jumbled thoughts. That man on the cop’s photograph, he knows him. Knew him, if only briefly. And now he’s dead. It can’t be, mustn’t be. Not now, not when everything is going so well.
Pushing his inner turmoil aside, he focuses on Martin instead. His little one looks so much like him, dressed in his gray dress pants, even if currently decorated with grass-stains, and sporting a white shirt. Except one item is missing to complete the picture.He’s holding a small, rumpled frock in his hands and looking entirely crestfallen at his father.
“I’d rather you wouldn’t bring such horrifying pictures to my home where my child could be exposed to them,” he chastises Bullock haughtily.
“And Martin, what did I teach you about knocking?” Oswald inquires sternly.
“That I should do it?” the kid asks back.
The mobster rolls his eyes. “Just tell me what happened,” he urges, tapping his fingers impatiently on the shiny surface of his desk.
“See, Ed…” he starts, cheeks already heating up.
“No,” Oswald interrupts his kid. “What did I teach you about lying?” He doesn’t miss the snort that escapes Bullock at the question.
“Only ever lie to the police, the judge, business partners, and…” Martin starts to list by using his tiny fingers. This time, the cop outright chokes.
“And never to your dad,” Oswald cuts him off determinedly. “So try again.”
“I was playing in the garden with Ed,” the kid finally admits. “I slipped and tore the lining,” he elaborates, holding up the piece of garment for his dad to see.
Oswald bristles. “This kind of attire isn’t really suited for playing in the garden, Martin.”
“I know, dad,” the kid whines and his father has to hide a smirk behind his hand. “But can you fix it?” he asks, already stepping closer to the desk.
He’s staring at Bullock with unhidden curiosity when approaching. “I know you,” he states. “You’re the cop who accompanied the one who watched over Ed. The one who…”
Before Martin can finish his sentence, Oswald takes the frock from him and makes a show of inspecting the garment. “Just take it to Olga,” he judges, giving his son a pointed look. “Ask her nicely to take it to the tailor. And while you’re at it, see what she can do about the grass-stains. I’d be more worried about those,” he finishes.
“But Olga is terrifying,” the little one protests.
“Maybe she’d be less terrifying if you’d be nicer to her?” he suggests.
“I am nice,” he objects.
“Good then, at least someone in this house can be severe,” Oswald mutters more to himself than to his child. “Martin, darling, please let dad have a chat with this man here. We can discuss this later, alright?”
Nodding, the kid finally makes to leave the room, still openly staring at the Detective. “You aren’t in danger, right?” he can’t help asking, glancing warily at the elderly man. Bullock is still too flabbergasted to respond.
“No,” Oswald soothes him. “I’m just having a chat with an old friend.”
Once the door closes behind Martin, the mobster turns his attention back to the task at hand. His initial shock at seeing a photograph of the recently deceased Brian Gold has thankfully worn off enough for him to think properly again.
“Cat caught your tongue?” he smirks when Bullock still stares at the door.
Turning in his narrow seat, he stammers out, “no, I just thought…”
“What?” Oswald snaps more for dramatic reasons than out of real anger. “That I killed my own son? Or sent him away for good?”
“Son?” he echoes incredulously.
“Son,” the Penguin confirms proudly.
Collecting himself slowly, Bullock taps the folder. “The reason for my visit,” he clears his throat awkwardly.
“And I already thought you’d be here to show your gratitude,” he interrupts him, directing a sweet, innocent smile at the cop. Thanks to Martin, it’s almost ridiculously easy to throw the Detective off guard.
“Yeah,” he brushes off the last statement seemingly unheard but the folder suddenly vanishes from his table. Silence stretches between the two men while Oswald waits for Bullock to speak up again. The cop is meanwhile looking at anything but at him. He twirls the hat in his hands, studies his dirty fingernails before sucking in a deep breath.
“Penguin,” he starts. “I need to talk openly with you.”
“Please, we are old friends after all,” he encourages, his smile growing wider.
Leaning back, the Detective studies him thoroughly. “I never liked you,” Bullock admits. “Thought you’d wind up dead sooner than later. Instead, you’re on top of the food chain again.”
The Penguin dismisses this rather rude statement. The man is obviously trying to manipulate him into losing his temper. Oswald isn’t going to rise to the bait. Not when the stakes are so high. Not when there’s still hope.
It’s only Bullock he’s dealing with. Jim Gordon still respects their agreement, and while he must be absolutely certain Cobblepot had Brian Gold killed, he still didn’t come. He sent his partner instead. It seems like Jim is truly sticking to his word, going even against his moral code in order to keep Martin from becoming an orphan.
It only hits him now, that he clearly didn’t tell his partner about the return of his son. While he isn’t keeping Martin a secret per se, he didn’t shout it from the rooftops either. The less know, the safer his kid is.
Oddly enough, the mobster wishes Jim had come himself. Oswald had had nothing to do with the man’s untimely decease and he yearns for the Captain to believe him. Hopes to look into his eyes and be given the chance of convincing him he isn’t the monster he clearly thinks him to be. He values agreements too. He had always been honest with Jim. Can’t he see that? Not even once? Must he send his partner?
And Bullock, really? Oswald wants to scoff. He trusts his partner so much while the man is still another crooked cop, ready to sacrifice the oh so precious law for his own interests.
“Jim sent me personally,” Bullock carries on. “Which is odd in itself,” he states with what passes as his most intimidating stare. It does nothing for Cobblepot though. “Said you might know something about the man we found with a bullet in his head this morning. Gently placed for his final rest on a trash dump.”
“And your point is?” the Penguin inquires politely.
“I could ask you if you knew him and listen to your lies,” the cop growls lowly.
Leaning over the table, he brings his face uncomfortably close to Oswald’s. He can smell the cheap burgers he consumed, the onions and the garlic in his breath. He wants to lean back, evade this gross, stomach-turning scent but dutifully stays in place. Bullock needs to see his expressions, has to be certain he isn’t lying to him.
“But I did know him,” he concedes, surprising the cop entirely. “If only briefly,” he continues. “But this,” he gestures at the folder. “I’m not responsible for this.”
Leaning back against his throne, Oswald studies the cop intently. He isn’t sure he believes him. It isn’t Bullock’s validation he seeks anyway but Gordon’s. But he’s the next best thing, a step to take in order to get into the Captain’s good graces.
To his utter surprise, Bullock nearly explodes out of his chair. “I couldn’t care less who’s responsible for some minor drug dealers death!” he shouts. “Maybe it was you, maybe it wasn’t. What I really want to know is what have you done to Jim Gordon?”
“Pardon?” the Penguin blinks.
“What,” Bullock commences. Slowly leaning over the table he grabs his lapels again. “What have you done to Jim?” he asks again, lowly, threateningly. “Before the whole dog incident, he would have never shied away from going to you himself if he thought you were up to no good. So, what is it you are threatening him with?”
Releasing him, Bullock pushes the Penguin deeper into his chair. Oswald gapes, too stunned to reply. He should have assumed their agreement would raise some suspicions.
“I, I, I did no such thing,” he stammers, intimidated, as shy as the umbrella-boy he used to be so many years ago.
Bullock merely scoffs in response. “Whatever you’re doing, it’s working incredibly well.”
“What do you mean?” Oswald asks back, having a hard time following the cop’s train of thought.
“What I mean, is that I don’t care who and what you are,” he declares dramatically. “I’ll be coming after you if Jim should get killed or kill himself.”
At the notion, Oswald feels as if someone had pulled the rug right underneath his feet. He has to draw his breath before being able to speak again.
“Whyever would he do that?” he sputters. It’s not his most eloquent moment but he must have done something right for Bullock’s expression turns less thunderous.
“Have you been reading the news lately?” he demands to know. Too anxious to answer Oswald just tilts his head.
“Our good Captain of the GCPD is on a suicide mission ever since he stopped caring for your pet. You don’t want me to think that’s merely a coincidence?”
Surging forward, Bullock reaches again for the Penguin. Yet the mobster stops him.
“As opposed to you, I truly considered Jim Gordon a friend. Always. I’d never…” He’s struggling for words, unsure how to continue. It’s unlike the King of Gotham to beg for something. But right now, he needs Harvey to trust him. “What you are implying… I could never do that. Not when it comes to Jim. So tell me, what’s wrong with him?”
Laughing humourlessly, Harvey considers his words. “I never know with you if you’re lying or being sincere. Jim lost his will to live. That’s what happened. And should I ever find out it’s something you’re threatening him with, I’ll personally come after you.”
“Sounds fair,” the kingpin mutters. Collecting himself, he indicates for Bullock to leave. Being clearly outnumbered should the kingpin choose to call for his employees, he turns on his heel but not without shooting the Penguin a last, nasty glance.
Once the cop is gone, Oswald collapses back in his seat. Rubbing his temples wearily he picks up the latest edition of the Gotham Gazette. He browses through the newspaper until he finds the picture he had been looking for.
Jim Gordon is frowning at him from the paper, appearance haggard. The Captain has clearly lost some weight since they last saw each other. The worn down suit he’s sporting seems to be the only thing gluing him together. Oswald doesn’t know if he’s imagining things but Gordon seems to look, for the lack of a better word, sad.
He wonders how he didn’t notice that before. Could Harvey be right? Jim had only been doing what he had always been doing: trying to save this wicked city from itself. True, he had been reckless, careless for his own safety but that is just ultimately Jim, right?
And Jim Gordon committing suicide? The thought alone is laughable. The man is a soldier, a hero, the last honest cop in the entire city. Whyever would he even think about ending his life?
He doesn’t dare thinking the man’s losses might have finally caught up with him. After all, what does he have? Two failed relationships and his job. He remembers the state of his flat shortly after giving Ed into his care. How shabby and messy the place had been. The dog had been an anchor back then, a reason for him to tidy up the apartment and to reconsider his life.
Could it be that with the dog gone he had gone back to his old ways?
Once he has made up his mind, he orders Gabe to come over. The bulky man stumbles through the door and Oswald sighs. There are not many jobs the slow-witted hulk can be trusted with. But this one should be easy enough.
“I need you to get me a dog from the animal shelter,” the kingpin commands, tone decisive. “A Pomeranian. The one in 34th street has one. Fetch it and take it to me. I already informed them about your arrival.”
To his utter surprise, the whole man lights up at him mentioning the Pomeranian. “You mean that kind of dog they had on this sitcom called “The Nanny”?” he inquires.
Oswald stares at him, entirely lost. “I suppose,” he offers.
“Oh, it was a lovely show,” Gabe continues. “See, boss, there was this couple. She was a nanny and he was some rich dude. They were pining for each other for years and never got properly together. They had love interests but always broke off with them cause they knew they were meant for each other but in the end…”
The Penguin cuts him off. “The dog, please,” he presses out through gritted. “And once you have it, get my car ready. I have to visit an old friend.”
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I LOVE YOUR HC, they have really brightened my day and I look forward to seeing more, some are real cheer ups when I get to imagine them or get a good laugh out of me, I liked your G ones, glad the duo get along: Get some sleep on two! The hunting part of the documentary just made me really giggle. Thank you for these treasures! ...Could I ask for some Dot and Ace interaction please? Thnx!
Aww, why thank you Anon! Why sure, here are some down below!
Ace and Dot ones. I feel bad cause I did leave like right after the EPF completely took over, so I do believe she would shine more if I had stayed, but right now I am playing Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force, so like this is jogging my memory about her more (plus the wiki helps a lot). But right now, that game does play out as if you were never from the PSA to begin with. Which really doesn’t make sense, cause like the EPF was like above the PSA in a lot of ways.
Either way, I’ll just make it out as that both kinda interlocks, so like it kinda applies to both.
So if there are any you don’t feel is right, you can add in your own or do whatever o3o
Dot was the one to train Ace and get them up to speed with what the EPF does.
Which is her job, until the EPF took over the PSA, so like Gary and Dot both do the work.
She was super impressed by Ace’s work and everything else that they did, both in the EPF and in the PSA.
At first, they didn’t want Ace to be in the EPF because they felt that would distract them from the PSA and the missions there. This would be if Ace was recruited before the EPF took over all of the PSA (so like the first DS game).
But Agent could juggle both perfectly fine.
Dot is also like the Squad Mom™
Tells her children, friends how to dress nicely and other motherly friendly advice.
I just love the idea of Gary and Dot telling the rest of the squad not to do something.
Yet they do it anyway and that’s how hijinks ensue.
But they always come out on top of it all!
Dot has helped Ace a bunch of times to look fabulous™
They appreciate it a lot
Ace typically returns the favor by helping Dot with their disguises.
Mainly by wearing them as Dot works on them to find what goes to where and ect.
Agent doesn’t mind being her dress up doll or whatever since hey, it’s something to do and it’s fun to them.
Agent is very appreciative of Dot’s disguises.
Apparently, they passed Dot a few times when they did their PSA missions, it’s just Dot was disguised.
Dot was out in the field to see how Agent was doing, along with being tested, they do watch agents before they induct them into the EPF.
Surprisingly, for a plain penguin, it’s quite hard for Dot to get the right disguise for Agent.
It’s like they have this main character aura around them or something that makes you know who they are.
At first, she thought it was just her, but when asking the others, they realize that Agent is very easy to tell.
It became her personal mission to find something to make Agent not be distinguishable from the other penguins.
Which saved Agent’s tail in Operation Black Out.
Dot and Agent have taken up the hobby of people watching (or penguin watching??? .3.)
For Agent, it’s a calm way to see how the world goes on around them.
For Dot, it’s a way to see how people interact as well that she just finds it interesting.
The two typically do it with a picnic and a conversation of how their missions and life have been going. It’s a great way to catch up.
Whenever there’s a fashion show going on, the whole squad goes to give their support for Dot.
She appreciates it a lot. She typically gets a giant bouquet from all of them after the show.
Once they found out her favorite animal was a magpie, they tried to get her one.
Of course, that didn’t work out, so they decided to make her an electronic one.
Sadly, that exploded once they gave that to her.
So, they all settled on giving her a magpie plush.
Which she loves to bits and have made a little outfit for. 
Ah, I hope you like these ;w; like I said before you can send in more to ask about whether they are about two penguin’s interactions or situations my ask box is always open owo just playing Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force, taking notes as I do so. Will post it all when I can!
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The Masked Singer introduced the final four of its 16 new season 2 contestants on Wednesday’s episode. Eagle, Flower, Fox and Penguin took the stage for the first time, but Eagle’s run on the show ended almost as soon as it began.
The Eagle was sent home at the end of the night and revealed to be Dr. Drew Pinsky.
“Very bizarre,” Pinsky, 61, told host Nick Cannon about his brief tenure on the Fox singing competition.
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Judges Ken Jeong, Jenny McCarthy, Nicole Scherzinger and Robin Thicke offered their initial guesses for the last crop of disguised performers and Cannon tried to help facilitate by asking each contestant how they embody their character.
After the studio audience voted Eagle and Penguin as the losers of their faceoffs, they went head-to-head in the smackdown round. The judges ultimately sent Eagle packing after Pinsky’s performance of “These Boots Are Made for Walking.”
Pinsky joins this season’s already-eliminated contestants: videogame streamer Tyler “Ninja” Blevins (Ice Cream) and Olympic ice skater Johnny Weir (Egg), who were ousted during week 1, and fighter Laila Ali (Panda), who got the boot at the end of week 2’s show.
Here’s how everything went down when the remaining batch of Masked Singer newbies made their debuts on Wednesday:
Faceoff No. 1: Flower vs. Eagle
FLOWER
Clues: a doctorate degree from Temple University; baking; bedazzled sunglasses; crafting; “Some say I blossom in every field I plant myself in.”; “I don’t even go to the grocery store without lipstick or pumps on.”; “After sewing the seeds of this empire with my bare hands, I’m just ready to have a little fun and be free.”; “A vision of love.”; “What’s love got to do with it anyway?” Song: “9 to 5” by Dolly Parton Judges’ guesses: Bjork, Mariah Carey, Taraji P. Henson, Jennifer Hudson, Jessie J, Patti LaBelle What makes them the Flower? “Because I’m beautiful and I smell so good.”
EAGLE
Clues: teaching a class; an old television; a serious health scare; loss of a parent; “I have soared to great heights as the face of my field.”; “I spent so much time listening to other people’s stories that I’ve neglected writing my own.”; “I’m gonna prove I don’t just hang out with rockstars, I am one.” Song: “I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” by Meatloaf Judges’ guesses: Adam Carolla, Craig Ferguson, Jeff Goldblum, Bret Michaels, Pauly Shore, Howard Stern What makes them the Eagle? “Like an eagle, I can see things miles away that other people may not see.”
Winner: Flower
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Faceoff No. 2: Penguin vs. Fox
PENGUIN
Clues: a hit list with classroom bully, comedy club owner, Hollywood casting director, exes, the press and myself listed; pictures of two females on her vanity; a sign that reads “I’m not your secretary”; “It’s in my DNA to strive for my voice to be heard.”; “My whole life I’ve been told I’m not pretty enough, not smart enough, not funny enough.”; “I’m leading the march, who’s with me?” Song: “The Middle” by Marren Morris, Zedd and Grey What makes them the Penguin? “Everything is not as black and white as it seems.”
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FOX
Clues: comic book; playing videogames; a child fox playing videogames; “I’ve definitely done my best work at night.”; “Are you ready for a bedtime story little one?”; “Superhero persona who loves to entertain.”; “I dabbled in many different genres from Doogie to Doubtfire.”; “My two identities can finally become one.” Song: “This Love” by Maroon 5 Judges’ guesses: Jamie Foxx, Tyrese Gibson, Wesley Snipes, Anthony Mackie What makes them the Fox? “I’m quick, I refuse to be caged in and I’m crafty.”
Winner: Fox
SMACKDOWN
Eagle brought it on “These Boots Are Made for Walking” and Penguin boogied down to Fifth Harmony’s “Worth It,” which McCarthy deemed a “weird episode of Angry Birds” and Scherzinger called “twerk of the penguins.”
Ultimately, the judges chose Penguin to flap its wings into the next round.
The Masked Singer airs Wednesdays (8 p.m. ET) on Fox.
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