#cockroach coded

[basofy]

my friends are making fun of me rn for saying i like cockroaches so im going to post my favorite image

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[sarenhale]

I'm moving to a whole ass new country next WEEK and it's kinda insane to think about..... ............. crazy stuff happen when you're a cockroach that refused to die

[starcurtain]

The more dendro characters I acquire, the funnier Kaveh's ability gets.

I have killed Alhaitham with exploding dendro cores. I have killed Baizhu with dendro. I have killed Kirara and Yaoyao with dendro.

I have killed the dendro archon with dendro.

But Kaveh... is unkillable. He is BUILT DIFFERENT. He not only heals from cores, he heals from burgeon and hyperbloom. Our guy is out here getting electrocuted and shrugging it off.

I know it won't happen, but I really wish at some point, someone in the story would comment on the fact that Kaveh has a crazy ability no other dendro vision holders have. JUST CASUALLY having powers even your archon doesn't have, completely average behavior, nothing to see here.

[swordmaid]

in the post canon jb ai I’ve been consumed with for the past few days I am thinking hyle is still alive and I think he deserves to witness these shenanigans and I also like the idea that he’s grown fond of brienne in his own way and he’s formed a reluctant camaraderie/loyalty to jaime (maybe he ends up saving him in the long night at some point bc jayle is real to me too) so now he’s watching these two being fools about each other and watching jaime woo her is physically painful PERSONALLY he would not have done it like that and hyle is so much better and has more rizz than he’ll ever have so he laughs at his attempts. then when brienne is starting to get into her head enough that hyle notices he’s like 👀 actually you know what maybe I’ll help out so in the end when they do end up together he can gloat that he’s the reason why they’re together. so, he gets pod and maybe peck and maybe pia and they try to set up little moments for jb and it’s this whole other C plot happening in the background bc they can’t stand to watch jaime, the golden lion of the lannisters, fail miserably in wooing his lady wife bc she can’t take a fucking hint

[sillyvasha]

@moonlitt-sea’s long bastard, eat up bitch

[daz4i]

i can’t explain it but he looks like a bug here

[crimson-nail]

What your favorite headcanon about Knives and LR?

Knives being nearsighted (which is why he squints all the time) is hilarious and canon to me.

Livio gets the ick from bugs but Razlo collects bugs so it makes for some horrible moments of “WHY IS THERE A JAR OF LIVE WORMS IN THE HOUSE”

[kxllerblond]

clark will show up in his fucking outfit that costs the same as a used car and be like "this is my bf" and it's some feral mfer with this energy

[tuhbanbuv]

I’m like an hour into coding on Ren’Py and

guys if I ever publish a visual novel expect like YandereDev levels of shit coding

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[eileennatural]

what if i changed my icon.... end of an era

[maxophone]

had a nightmare about moving into a dorm and there were roaches in the fridge and oven. And then when I went to the supermarket everything was pro-israeli

[octolingplush]

cockroaches are so cool why do so many people hate them. ok no i know why but why don’t people look into them more? i freak out and panic when i see spiders but i’ll still research them

[poetusa]

My new form of love is declaring openly that I'd eat not one but a generous bunch of cockroaches for someone

[mana-jjk]

yuuta is shonen coded but is fighting for his life to be shoujo and toge is shoujo coded who thinks he’s shonen.

toge really sits criss cross applesauce on the floor watching his silly little youtubers or spends his day humming in the garden as he waters the flowers, and thinks to himself “i’m so dangerous, i am a weapon and can never live normally because my entire existence is against the law of our society.”

meanwhile yuuta who has killed multiple people, severely injured even more, bit the face off of a cockroach spirit, has an aura that stops some of the most powerful people in their tracks, has been repeatedly referred to as the prodigy of the jujutsu kaisen world, twiddles his thumbs and kicks his feet at the idea of romance. this man probably plucks petals from the blood stained flowers at his feet and sulks when it ends in, “he likes me not.”

the ship is literally toge “cursed someone(s) in his youth and hasn’t lived a day without thinking about it and struggling with deserving to feel worthy of love because of it,” and yuuta “has a trail of bodies behind him that will absolutely grow because he would do literally anything for the people he loves because that is his worth.”

anyway, no one is more willing to accept the blood covered roses than the one named after the thorn that was hated for for simply existing.

also omg 16 followers, i’m feeling so famous right now ✨ no but ty for listening to my rants, more to come ! 🫡