#complain to your mates not meeeee

[littlecornerinbrooklyn]

"masculinity is a prison" okay babe, are you sure you're not just a mime trapped in an imaginary box of your own making? feels like uh, feels like you could just start to enjoy things and shrug when people say shit about it, y'know, like the rest of us have learned to do?

like i'm soooo sorry i know it's scary but also you're the ones in charge of the prison and hold all the keys and just seem to still want to complain about being locked inside a cell? we've all been crushed under the panopticon of patriarchy but you're the only ones benefitting!

[mochinomnoms]

I love all your stuff, it fuels my Octatrio brain rot!

After reading your post on the Azul explaining that marriage contract post, I couldn't help but think of how the tweels would react to seeing people tease yuu about their "engagement" (I'm sure octavinelle students complained to their friends I the other dorm about the very loud mating happening) and some who don't believe it and are stupid enough to flirt with/bully Yuu.

Like Ace would tease them and say "should we call you Mx. Leech from now on?~" while Deuce is "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! BLINK TWICE IF THIS IS AGAINST YOUR WILL" and Grim wondering how they can use this to get more tuna

Meanwhile an idiot from Savannahclaw or Diasmonia approaches you and says something like "So your whoring yourself out to non-humans? When's my turn with the magicless bi-" then his body is found at the bottom of a lake somewhere the next day.

Thank you for being a place for us octasimps to gather and spill our thoughts!

(yessss octasimps take residence with meeeee~)

Oh, word gets around soooo quick, no matter how much the twins scare the dorm, Octavinelle students like to gossip. Besides, it's not like the tweels care, they want everyone to know that you're taken! Must be a merfolk thing, because you're trying to hide from the embarrassment of being known as the one who fucked not one, but both Leech twins.

You spend the entire first period ignoring Ace's jests and prodding, while Deuce continuously checked in. He wasn't convinced that you weren't swindled into a contract, please help calm him down, he looks like he's going to cry. Grim is actually disgusted, until he receives a platter of fancy tuna at lunch from an “anonymous” benefactor. Now he's down for anything as long as Jade and Floyd provide him with the most decedent seafood.

You eventually have to run an errand for Crowley during your study period, so you leave Grim with Jack to run it faster without the familiar's interruptions. That's when the scenario above happens:

You're cornered in a hallway by a small group of students, one from each dorm minus Octavinelle. They may gossip, but they certainly know better than the others. The group is jeering and whistling, a Scarabia and Diasomnia student reaching to pinch at your arms and thighs, while a Pomefiore cat beastman croons.

“Aw what's wrong? I thought you liked nonhumans? Huh, no? Well, then maybe you shouldn't have been such a whore for merman dick!”

A few more hands move to grab and push you, intending to take out their long festering anger with the twins on you instead. Intended is the key word here; two towering shadows cover you and the group when two pairs of hands reach for the group leader, the cat from Pomefiore. He screamed before being cut off by a crunch, collapsing on the ground as he groaned and clutched his ribs.

Floyd terrifying when angry, but it's not an unfamiliar sight. But Jade's always had a polite, soft expression. So seeing him with a blank face, but fury filled eyes was like looking into the eyes of the devil himself. Combined that with each other, the twins were like the antichrist given form in the shape of 6'2” sharped tooth mermen. Your mates made quick work of the group, growling insults and promising them that they're being much more merciful than they deserved.

After the whole ordeal, you find yourself being accompanied by Floyd draping his arm around your shoulders as you finish your task. Jade walked off, letting you know that he needed to make sure he reported back the students' behavior to their housewardens. Omitting their latest “scuffle” of course. They should consider themselves lucky that they only walked away with bruised ribs, black eyes, and only one hand and nose were broken! They really went easy!

Everyone knows not to mess with you after that. Everyone should know how protective nonhumans get over their humans, especially moray eels. The sharp teeth aren't for show, you know.

[lowkeyrobin]

helloo could you do mcyt's (preferably tommy, tubbo, freddie, and max but you can add whoever else!!) having to take care of the reader because they got their wisdom teeth out and their all delusional and out of it from the drugs 😭😭 have a good day!

omg YES OF CORURSE !!!! ; this sis so cute also sorry if this is like dumb cause I've never gotten wisdom teeth removed but I have gotten a cavity removed if that counts idk ; also it's 1am and I've been working on a double wattpad special project all day and I'm just like brainrotted LMFAOOOO ; anyways I'm super happy to get that like worked on and also do these reqs cause irs been like over a month atp I'm sorry

MCYT ; wisdom teeth removal

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu & maxggs

warnings ; language, substances (laughing gas), me not really knowing how this works ig

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

absolutely cackling everytime you speak

"I wanna listen to gay music, tom" you whine

"what is gay music?!??!"

"CHAPPELL ROAN"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING"

offers to get you yogurt on the way home

"pretzel"

"i know the soft pretzel addiction is tough, but they're too hard for you right now"

"what the fuck, mate"

you proceed to only say mate for an hour cause it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

pain in the ass

good for content!

his first video to reach 1m views in months LMAOOOO

RANBOO

has to get the whole crew in to help you

like whole crew as in harry, molly, tommy, and jack

"stand up in 1, 2, 3-"

you crash immediately to the floor

"i don't think that's standing"

"i don't think so either, harry"

literally loads you up on milkshakes

feels so bad about how you're complaining about being uncomfortable but he can't do anything so... suffer ig

he's just nodding along to the dumb shit you say

very embarrassing to be on the public bus though

everyone's quietly giggling trying to not laugh up a storm as you mumble about harry and something about vapes

you might as well be on crack

FREDDIE BADLINU

literally like teaching an infant how to walk

baby gloves are on, asks the dental surgeon what he needs to do and writes it down

constant hugs cause you ask for them every 3 seconds

actually laughing like hell when you say something weird/dumb

just hands you your earbuds and let's you play music if it helps the woozyness at all

"listen to megan with meeeee"

"okay, well I need an earbud, pal"

"oh, yeah"

takes a picture of your swollen mouth while you're taking a nap on his shoulder on the bus

"I'm convinced this is what raising a toddler is like"

"I'm a cool toddler though, right? cause I'm awesome and cool and awesome, right?"

"yup"

MAXGGS

you actually confuse him for tubbo and it was over (he was streaming w tubbo for tubbothon)

"okay, bye. get home safe-"

"mAx-" voice cracks are insane what

was worried that they performed surgery on your vocal chords while they had you out

nah your jaw wasn't used to being so strained for so long

loads you up with milkshakes and ice cream

you're mostly only getting around on his back cause you're too woozy

like taking care of a drunk person

"i have to change the towel-"

"what towel?"

"the towel in your mouth, y/n"

"THERES A TOWEL IN MY MOUTH?'

he's literally never laughed so much in his life

made a joke about being pro getting high on laughing gas

"whatever makes you happy, gang"

[mari-the-bimbo]

Hello!! I miss your door mate!Gojo series! I love them so much! (°◡°♡) May I request one where Y/N goes home for a while (because she has not seen her parents and she misses them hehe) and Mr. Satoru Gojo — clingy baby that he is — pouts all throughout as Y/N packs her stuff, even disrupting by hiding some of her things to delay her from leaving. And when Y/N is at home, he just bombards her with his calls and says random stuff to make her come back (e.g. everyday that he doesn’t get to give her kisses, he gets weak so for the good of the world, she must go back). Please and thank you! (♡°▽°♡)

Dorm mate Gojo: weekend away

A/N: This is such a cute idea!!! Thank you and I hope you enjoy!! <3

“Ya breaking my heart pea brain”

You couldn’t help but stifle a laugh at your clingy dorm mate’s exaggeration. You look up at Gojo as he leans against your bedroom door, pouting.

“It’s just for the weekend idiot! It feels like ages since I’ve been home” you say excitedly as you pack your belongings, making him frown even more.

“This is your home pea brain!” Gojo exclaims as he hits you with your own plushie.

“Ow- Hey!!” You say, as you turn around, attempting to retrieve your plushie from the tall white haired man who grinned mischievously, as he held the plushie over your head.

“Give it back! I need it!” You protest as you grabbed his shirt and jumped up to grab the plushie.

“Awww you shortie, c’mon it’s not that hard” he coos, knowing he was riling you up so easily, a pervy wide smile adorning his face as he felt you press your body against his in desperation to grab it. He couldn’t help but laugh as you glared up at him because to him it was just cute.

But that smile was wiped off his face quickly when you called out for Geto.

“GETO!!! GOJO IS BEING MEAN TO MEEEEE” you complain like a child complaining to its mother. Gojo’s large hands quickly cover your mouth but it was already too late.

A thump is heard in the wall before Geto’s voice from the shower came through “GOJO STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH PLEASE”

Gojo tsks before manhandling you onto your bed, with him falling on top of you. “You’re such a lil snitch” he says, biting his shoulder, making you squeal.

His wide cocky smile returns as he look up at you “that’s what you get for snitching”

“Shut up” you giggle as you playfully glare at him but he only smiles at you fondly, refusing to tear his gaze away from your face.

“What?” you mutter with a smile.

“Nothing, I’m just gonna miss your pretty face” he replies.

You laugh before wrapping your arms around his big, broad body making him melt into you as he nuzzled his face into your chest.

“Hmmmm tiddies”

—-

As you set up the table for dinner back home, you watch your phone notifs blow up with texts and calls from Gojo. You smile to yourself at the millions of texts of how much he misses you. But as you’re about to text back that’ll you’ll call him after dinner, your mom calls you.

“Yeah mom?” You reply, walking over to where her voice was coming from.

You pause once you reach the front door which your mom had already opened. “You have a very handsome visitor” she says.

You stare dumbfounded at your white haired lover who stood at the door with a bouquet of flowers, your plushie, and his signature cocky grin.

“For you, m’lady” he says to your mom as he hands her the flowers, making her coo at her child’s gentleman lover.

“Gojo? What are you doing here?” You ask amusedly.

“You forgot your plushie silly! I reminded you to take it and you still forgot!” He lied with an ever so charming smile, making your mom shake her head, apologising to Gojo, claiming you were always so forgetful and careless.

“Wha- no mom he’s lying! He stole it from me when I was packing and refused to give it back!”

Gojo turned his attention to your mom. “She’s delusional ma’am, it’s okay I take great care of her” he says, subtly lowering his shades to give you a flirty wink.

Geto, who’s waiting in the car after Gojo forced him to drive here because Gojo can’t drive:

[hinatas-sunshine]

Synopsis: Your boyfriend (Bokuto, Lev, Oikawa) is like a giant toddler when you’re involved

Genre: Fluff

A/N: Hi guys! I don’t think people really read these so I just wanna say Requests are Open, KITHES ❤️

Bokuto:

• You knew your boyfriend was a little childish but right now as he wines at you, you smacked your forehead

“Please let go to the store with you!”

“Bo, you can’t! You should stay here and shower you’re all stinky from practice!”

• He pouted at you calling him stinky

“I’ll shower fast and then can we go?”

• He gave you his puppy dog eyes before you screwed your eyes shut to not look, but when he wrapped his arms around you-

“Fine!”

• He jumped excitedly kissing you before running off making you smile

• You pulled out your list and looked around the house, trying to think of more things you might need but forgot

• Once Bokuto came back down he smiled

“Ready? Let’s go!”

• Dragging you out, you followed laughing at how excited he was. You never usually took him to the store because you would go when he had practice but today you were busier so settled for later in the day

• As you two entered the big store you smiled at how big his eyes went before you grabbed a shopping basket

• Automatically Bokuto followed you wherever you went

• It wasn’t until you got to the fruit isle that you looked around, your boyfriend not behind you anymore

• You smacked your forehead sighing

“I should probably go look for him... he’ll get sad if he’s lost for too long.”

• While you looked for your boyfriend, he was settled on the floor, hugging his legs to his chest at amazement of the little Owl figurine that held a little bowl for keys and such

• He grabbed a box

“Y/n can we get one!”

• You were gone... now he was scared and looking around frantically for you hugging the box with the owl figure inside to his chest

“Y/n?”

• He started walking trying his best to find you but couldn’t, a pout starting to form on his face, his Spikey hair now deflating at the thought that he lost you

• As you looked around you heard the intercom speaker go on

“L/n Y/n, your boyfriend is waiting for you at the front of the store, I repeat, L/n Y/n, your boyfriend is waiting for you at the front of the store.”

• You giggled, of course someone found your boyfriend and asked him what was wrong

• You walked over to him, seeing him hugging a box sadly looking down at his shoes

• Holding your basket in one hand and brushing his hair up, you leaned down you look at him smiling

“Hi baby, you get lost?”

• He automatically lit up and smiled at you

“You found me! Look at this!”

• He showed you the small owl figurine, to which you smiled at him nodding to let him know you’ll get it

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Atsumu: So... now Bokuto is scared of going to the store?

• Bokuto nodded at his team mate, while you laughed

Sakusa: That’s to be expected...

Bokuto: Sakusa :(

• You hugged Bokuto making his smiled again while Sakusa laughed silently too about the story

“I swear, one second I was looking at the cool owl and the next y/n was gone!”

“She left you on purpose.”

“Y/n?!”

“Shut up corn head!”

Lev:

“Y/n, I need you to find a way to calm your boyfriend.”

• You looked at Kuroo with a confused face before seeing your boyfriend running around the gym chasing Inuoka

“Give it back!”

“No!”

“But that ball is mine!”

“It doesn’t have your name on it!”

• You sighed before walking into the Gym, This caused Lev to take a U turn and grab onto you

“Well at least I have Y/n! She’s mine!”

• You smiled patting your boyfriends head placing a kiss on his cheek

• He gasped in excitement - although you found this extremely adorable he seemed a little hyper

“What’d you eat today Lev?”

“Candy! I ate a lot of it! I went to the store earlier to buy snacks and I saw a bunch of candy on sale!”

• The whole team groaned, Lev was sugar high

• You sigh at your boyfriend in front of you trembling with excitement

“You know if you eat too much candy you’ll get a cavity.”

• He smiled and shook his head

“I don’t get cavities!”

• Everyone was now looking at him like he grew two head, Yaku marching up to him and grabbing him by the shoulders and shaking him

“Are you an idiot?! I hope you get a cavity you dumb beanpole!”

• Lev dizzily hid behind you while you looked back at him

“He’s right my love, and your tooth could get a hole in your tooth.”

• His eyes widened staring at you

“Does that mean if I have holes in my teeth you wouldn’t kiss me anymore?”

“Lev n-“

“Yeah! And she’ll come date me because I don’t have holes in my teeth!”

“Shut up Yamamoto.”

• You shook your head but your boyfriend was already pouting at you, you placed a gentle kiss on his nose

“Y/n from now on I won’t eat candy for you!”

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“So now... he doesn’t eat candy?”

• You shook your head looking at the young first years, your own second year boyfriend being kicked around by Kenma now

“He does, he had a secret stash I found a month after the incident but I don’t tell him I know because he’ll probably cry.”

• The first years nodded and tried to understand but they really didn’t

“Yeah I don’t get it either, he made that whole thing up himself but whatever.”

• At the pounding of feet of the gym floor you look over only to be attacked in a hug by your boyfriend

“Y/nnnnn! Stop paying attention to them and pay attention to meeeee!”

“Okay okay.... you big baby.”

Oikawa:

• Right now you were being dragged down the hall to the gym by Iwaizumi

“Where are we going Iwa?!”

“Where are we going?! YOU are going to the gym to fix your boyfriend!”

“Fix my- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?”

• He stopped and raised his eyebrow at you

“You two didn’t break up?”

• Your heart fell at the thought, making you worry

“Didn’t- no we didn’t break up? Is he going to?”

“He was running around the gym screaming he’s not practicing because you don’t love him anymore?”

“Why would he say that?”

• Iwa shrugged as you thought back on your day, you two were fine earlier? He was walking you to class, he kept calling you cute, and you gave him a few kisses but-

“Oh my gosh...”

“What?”

“I know what it was it was-“

✿ *Earlier That Day* ✿

“Y/n-Chan~!”

• You stopped your walk to school to see your boyfriend jogging up to you, wrapping his arm around your shoulder

“Hi my love, how was the rest of your day yesterday?”

“Good! I went to get my haircut, got home and took care of my nephew, I taught him a few new tricks to playing volleyball!”

• You smiled, you loved how he took the time to teach his nephew Volleyball

“Oh! Last time I saw him he was kind of dreading playing because he wanted to play his new game, how’d he go this time?”

• Oikawa pouted at you before replying

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• Iwaizumi face palmed

“So he’s upset because-“

“Because I didn’t compliment his haircut and went on to ask about his nephew.”

• Iwa sighed at this and shook his head

“I’m sorry, I thought you broke up because he said ‘she cares about him more than me’ but I guess it wasn’t your fault.”

• As you two entered the gym Kunimi smiled at you and waved shyly while Kindaichi glared at you, you sighed

• I guess that they all are upset with me, you thought as Mattsun and Makki approached you

Makki: Why is flattykawa pouting

Mattsun: Yeah I cant take it anymore if he blows his nose in my shirt one more time I’m curb stomping him 😘

• You laughed lightly before explaining the situation to them making Makki nod and Mattsun grumble in annoyance

• You patted his shoulder and saw a sulking Oikawa in the corner, head in his knees that are hugged to his chest and face looking at the wall

• You walked up to him and hugged him from behind

“I like your haircut my love.”

• Oikawa beamed, knocking you back as he stood up, you looked at him smirking down at you

“I know huh? It’s really nice, of course you’d like my haircut-“

• You kicked his legs making him fall, the boys now cackling at their captain groaning on the floor

“Say I don’t love you again and I’ll get Mattsun to curb stomp you.”

Mattsun: YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!

• Oikawa laughed lightly before you crawled over placing a kiss on his cheek

“Because I love you, I don’t wanna hear you say I don’t.”

• He sat up carefully grabbing your face, and kissing you

“Ewwww!”

• You giggled looking to see Mattsun and Makki shielding the first years eyes and Iwa groaning at the two of you

“You’re annoying shittykawa.”

“Am not!”

“You really are, I was dragged here for this.”

“Y/n! ☹️”

• You and Iwa got an earful of complaining that day on the walk home from school :p

[trashyswitch]

The Pride Twins Life

Roman and Remus are twins in the pride lands. They fight, play and hunt a lot. This is their life as monarchs.

This fanfic is for Pumpkinpaw, my darling! I hope you enjoy!

Roman and Remus are lions. They live in the animal kingdom since they were cubs. Now they’re getting to be teenagers, and we're getting to be the age of king. Roman was the oldest of the two, meaning he was next in line for the throne of King of the pride lands.

Today, the boys were fighting each other in the forested part of the kingdom.

“Come at me, brother!” One of them yelled.

“Oh I will...When you least expect it!” The other brother yelled.

“Oh for Remus’s sake, Roman! Just get him!”

Roman growled and tackled down the teenage cub that was there in the crowd. “NEVER use my brother’s name as a curse word, you FILTHY, DISGUSTING-”

“HEADS UP 7 UP!”

CRASH! The boys fell to the ground as Remus, the one with the grey tuff of hair in front of his face, tackled his brother down to the ground. “You don’t need to call the other kids names, you know. They’re gonna become your noblemen one day. So don’t be a nipper to your noblemen!” Remus ordered.

“Don’t tell me what to do!” Roman ordered.

Remus clawed his face. “Fight fast then, dingleberry!” Remus smirked.

Roman jumped up onto his hind legs and tackled the brother down, roaring in his face. Remus whacks Roman’s face with his tail, making him further enraged.

“Come at me!” Remus orders in his strong, determined voice. “BRING ME DOWN!” He roared loudly and hopped around on his front legs.

“Oh...I will.” Roman pounced onto Remus and landed his brother onto his back. Remus turned himself around, and tackled Roman down using his front paws on his back. “And STAY DOWN!”

“NEVER!” Remus got back up and jumped up at Roman, taking him down with his body. He scratches, ruffs him up, and kicks him a few times, before being booted off by Roman.

“Take it easy, Remus! I am still your brother!” Roman told him.

“No. Real men fight strong. Fight off the predator!” Remus told him.

Soon, Roman looked over at the lone zebra that was sitting there, eating the grass. “Quickly...Come.”

Remus followed him into the grass and hid from the zebra. He walked through the grass, making sure each and every step was a quiet one.

Roman took off running for it first, while Remus waited for his turn. When the zebra took off running the other way, Remus took off with it, trying to catch it off guard. Remus managed to grab its tail, rip it off, and grab its leg next. “Gotcha-GAH!” Remus was thrown off and kicked by the zebra as it took off the other way.

Roman pounced onto the zebra, and bit into it. As much as it bucked, Roman wouldn’t let go. Remus, who was only hit in the belly, took off running for the zebra. He sprinted to the zebra, jumped, and locked jaws with the zebra’s leg. The zebra let out a yelp in pain and fell to the ground with a loud thump. With the zebra down, Remus and Roman scratched and mauled the zebra till it was nothing but fresh, unskinned meat surrounding a pool of bright red blood.

“Yes! We got it!” Roman declared.

“WOO! Look at us go!” Remus cheered.

“Now to celebrate with a snack!” Roman told him.

“Alright! Let’s dig in.”

“Ahem!” Someone called.

Remus lifted his ears and looked up, widening his eyes. It was their mother…

“Boys, come here.” he ordered.

The boys nodded and sat down in front of her.

“I am proud to know you boys can handle a zebra on your own...I have raised strong boys.” She told him. “But I have also raised risky, unsafe, and disobedient boys.” She told them. “What have we told you about fighting?” She asked.

“That...we can’t do it on our own yet…” Roman replied guiltily.

“That we need the rest of the hunters to help us hunt.” Remus added.

“We’re sorry.” Roman told her.

“I am too.” Remus told her.

“You know what has to be done now, I believe?” She asked.

“We...don’t get to eat it.” Roman said sadly.

“You boys will be allowed to eat some of it.” She told them. “But a majority of the meat will go to…Elder Eve.”

“What?!” Roman reacted.

“Come on...We caught it though!” Remus reacted.

“And she needs food. She’s been living off little food lately.” She told them. “And that zebra might just be enough to keep her satisfied till she dies.” She told them both.

“Yes Mom.” Roman replied.

Remus sighed. “Yes Mom.”

“You will also need to drag it back home. So I hope you’re ready for a long walk.” She decided.

Roman sighed and picked up part of the zebra while Remus picked up the other side. They started their long walk back to the pride tree, where their home was. Roman and Remus were exhausted by the time they made it back to their home. But they never complained.

“My goodness...What a catch!” Their father reacted.

Roman lit up. “It was alone in our territory! We hunted it down!” Remus told him.

“With the help of the hunters?” He asked.

“Well…” Roman looked down and pinned his ears back.

“I see. Do you remember what we told you a-”

“I already had this conversation with them about it.” their mother told her husband.

“Very well.” He replied. “Can you guess who will be having this?” He asked.

“Elder Eve…” Roman told him.

“She told us about that too.” Remus told him.

“You get to have a share too, young hunters.” Their father rolled the kids onto their backs and clawed at their belly playfully.

“HEHEHehehehehey thahahahat tihihihicklehehehes!” Remus laughed.

“Dahahahahad! Stahahahap thahahahahat!” Roman laughed.

“Who dares make my boys look like fools? No one!” Their father declared.

“NOHohohoHOHO OHOHONE!” Remus declared.

“Nohohoho ohohone!” Roman declared next.

“And who alerts the hunters the next time there’s a lone pray nearby?” He asks.

“UHUHUHuhus!” Remus laughs.

“Uhuhuhus!” Roman replies.

“Now, aren’t the boys a little old for that?” She asked.

The father laughs. “No one’s too old for a little tickling.” He replied as he stopped.

“Whatever you say.” She teases, before poking his side.

“HeHEy! Hey now, don’t be playing like that, Rhea.” He warned.

“And why is that?” She asked.

“Because you’re just asking for tickles next!” The father tackled her down and started tickling her belly with his beans.

“HEhehehehehey! Hahahahahahaha! Stahahahap thahahat yohohou!” She ordered.

“Naaah, I like it when you laugh, Rhea!” He told her.

“Ihihihi hahahahate ihihihihit!” She fought.

“Hate it? How could you hate tickling?” He asked.

“Not tickling...Ohohoho…” She took a second to breathe. “Ihihihi hahate my laugh.” She told him.

Their father just about had a fit! “Now you listen here, Ms. Silvia! I will tickle you till the kingdom come if you don’t like something as beautiful as your laugh!” He declared.

“Gohohoho tickle the boys if you wanna tickle people!” She told him, pushing him away.

He sighed. “Fine. I’m gonna getcha boys!”

“MOM!” Remus yelled.

“NOHOHOHO!” Roman laughed nervously.

“Yes! Now get over here!” The father took off running while the kids ran off first.

“NEHEHEHEVER!” Roman laughed.

“NOT GONNA HAPPEN, DAD!” Remus fought.

“I’ll get you soon!” He declared, running off.

“Not gonna happen, eh? We’ll see about that!” He pounced onto the kids and started ‘nibbling’ onto Roman’s belly. “Omnomnomnomnom!”

“EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NOHOHOHOHOHO!” Roman begged.

Remus, eager to get him back, bit his leg.

“AAAAUGH! YOU GOT MEEEEE!” THeir father suddenly cried out. “NOOooo! You got me, you strong child of mine!” He fell backwards and flopped onto the ground. “Tell your mother I loooove heeerrr…” He placed his head into the grass and froze still for a minute or five.

“P...Papa?” Roman asked. “Remus, you killed him!”

Remus’s ears pinned back. “No I didn’t! All I did was bite his leg!”

“And you killed him with it!” Roman reacted.

“Did not!”

“Did too!” Roman smirked.

“Did not! And you know it too!” Remus mentioned.

Roman smiled. “Okay, yeah...I know it too.”

“Now why did you say that, Roman?” Their father asked.

“Because it was gonna start up a fight.” Roman replied.

“He did do the right thing.” She told him.

“Yeah? Well, he’s getting tickles for it anyway.” Their father said as he started tickling Roman all over again.

“HEHEHEHEY! STAHAHAHAP!” Roman laughed.

“Me too! Me too!” Remus begged.

“Alriiiight~” Their father winded up tickling both boys at that moment, and tickled them for a while.

Even as a lion teen, you never grow old of the old little tricks that were meant for the cubs.

“Let the kids have their fun!” Their father would continue to tell his mate...

[dreamofkpop]

Grocery Run

Stray Kids 10th member AU

Charlie x Felix

Requests are open!!

(gif not mine! credit to owner!) look at this handsome fella....i’m in love

“I’m sitting in the trolley!!”

Felix gasped, watching as Charlie rushed over to the line of shopping trolleys. “Hey! That’s not fair!”

Charlie pulled one of them from the line and spun around, giving Felix a look. “No it isn’t, my shoulder is still injured!”

“Fine...you child” he sighed

“Hey i’m the older one here!” Charlie exclaimed, hopping into the trolley with much difficulty, her shoulder still aching.

Felix sighed and started to push it. “You don’t act like it though...”

“I know~” She sung as she leaned back to look up at him, childishly kicking her legs.

“So...what were we meant to get?” Felix asked, rolling the trolley down the aisle of frozen foods.

Charlie pulled her phone out, tapping the messages app and clicking Chan’s name. She scrolled up a found the list he’d sent her, slowly reading it out.

“Bread...milk....blah blah blah all the normal crap...oh! and ice cream”

Looking over her shoulder, Felix furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. “I don’t see ice cream on that list, Charlie?”

“I’m craving ice cream, okay? Is that illegal?!” She exclaimed, throwing her hands over her head.

Felix chuckled at her behavior and the trolley skidded to a stop, in front of a freezer filled with different kinds of ice cream. “What flavor?”

Looking up, Charlie stared at the tubs of the frozen treat, pulling her bottom lip between her teeth. “Uh.....oh! Mint choc chip!”

“Really? Of all the flavors to choose from?” Felix complained, nonetheless picking up the tub and drooping into the empty bit of the trolley.

As Felix continued to push the trolley around he store, picking up what was needed along the way, Charlie pulled her legs up to her chest and shuffled back until she was leaning against the edge of it.

It slowly started to fill up, mainly with the things that were not needed.

“You know...i think Chan hyung made a mistake sending us too out, we’re too irresponsible”

Charlie laughed and rolled her head back, glancing up at Felix. “You’re right ‘bout that, mate!”

“Ooh look! Cake!” She cheered, pointing to the row of cakes. “Stop walking, i wanna look at the cakes!”

Felix stopped walking and Charlie swung over the edge, she attempted to push herself up but fell back with a huff, a dull pain shooting through her shoulder.

“Ouch, help me out” She looked over at Felix, pouting.

The boy scoffed and stepped in front, effortlessly pulling her up onto the edge of the trolley then down onto the floor. “There! You’re welcome” he smiled and ruffled her hair.

Charlie mumbled something under her breath, fixing her hair as she stumbled over to the cakes, a smile growing on her lips as she picked one up.

It was a chocolate sponge cake, two layer stuck together with cream, powdered sugar dusted on top.

“I’m getting this, no one can stop me” Charlie muttered to herself, walking back over to place the container in the trolley.

Felix shook his head, biting back a laugh as he continued to walk, Charlie jogging to catch up.

As they trailed through the aisles, Charlie looked between all the things lining the shelves, stopping every time something caught her eye, leaving Felix to have to pull her beside him.

“And what..is this?” Felix inquired, coming to a rather sudden stop. Charlie, who was lazily walking behind him, smacking into his back.

She walked around him, looking at the bucket in his hand, reading the label. “American style cotton candy flavor popcorn....sounds like health problems to me!”

“Sounds tasty to me!” He replied, putting it back on the shelf.

“Seeing all those sweets has made me hungry” Felix complained, switching the bags he was holding into the other hand.

Charlie nodded “Oh me too, meeeee too!”

“Shall we get food?”

“Nah, not now, I’m gonna order something when we get home” Charlie explained, pocketing her phone.

They left the shop and started down the street, Felix hauled a taxi and they both clambered in.

Charlie leaned back against the seat, her left hand gently rubbing her injured shoulder, sighing. “This is the last time in going out, my shoulder is killing me!”

“Didn’t you go to the doctors?” Felix asked, offering his shoulder for her to lean on.

She nodded and closed her eyes, letting her hand fall limp on her lap. “Mhm, they said to not do anything too excessive, but when do i ever listen aye?”

Felix clicked his tongue. “Charlie! You know you need to listen to the doctors or your shoulder won’t heal! You’re really silly sometimes”

“I know I know...”

Resting his head on top of hers, Felix reached over and grabbed Charlie’s hand, holding it tightly.

She glanced down at their hands, looking back up and relaxing. “You alright, lixie?”

“Mhm, perfectly fine. You?”

“Possibly, things are weird right now...” She shrugged.

“How so?”

Charlie sighed, reaching her other hand over, gently toying with the rings on Felix’s hand. “Made up with Minho, had a bit of a strange talk with Seungmin, almost broke my hand last night....what’s new?”

“You almost broke your hand? How?!” He exclaimed, shocked.

“Might’ve punched the kitchen side a bit too hard...” She muttered, glancing out of the window, they were almost back at the dorm.

Felix lifted his head, looking down at her, his eyebrow raised. “Why...?”

“I told you...i had a bit of a weird talk with Seungmin...”

“Care to elaborate?” He inquired.

She sighed, shuffling closer to him. “Well....”

They walked into the dorms, arms weighed down by plastic bags.

“We’re back!!” Felix called out, hearing a few pairs of feet running them.

Hyunjin, Chan and Jeongin appeared in front of them. The youngest took a few bags off Felix whereas the other two took all of Charlie’s bags.

“Why take all hers and not mine?” Felix complained, walking further into the dorm after taking his shoes off.

“Cause she’s injured! You’re not” Chan shouted from the kitchen, making Charlie smile.

They entered the kitchen, Charlie strolling in after Felix, he dropped all the bags onto the side and groaned.

“Finally! I thought my arms were gonna fall off!” He exclaimed.

Another person walked into the kitchen. “Stop complaining, Yongbok!” Seungmin joked, making a beeline for the mass of bags on the counter.

Felix ignored his comment, looking over at Charlie questioningly. She shook her head at him, mouthing a quick “Don’t” to him.

“You two went mad, like kids in a sweet shop,didn’t you?” Chan laughed, holding up a few bags of sweets.

“Yep! But you can’t blame us!” Charlie stated, hopping up onto the counter beside him.

Leaning over, she shuffled through the bags. “Aha!” She smiled and pulled out the tub of ice cream she’d bought.

“Ice cream? At this time?” Seungmin questioned.

Charlie nodded. “It helps with the pain i’m trying to desperately to ignore, plus it tastes nice!”

“You are crazy Charlie...” Hyunjin commented from the table

She looked over at him and winked. “You know it”

[you-imagine-i-write]

Damsel Not So Distressed

Sorry I havent been posting recently, it’s the summer holiday now so I have no excuse but please forgive meeeee.

Requested by @disneygirl2202: “AU imagine with Luke Castellan. You’re born with the first thing your soulmate is supposed to say to you. Luke’s soulmates first word is supposed to be “Why are you helping me?””

Summary: Luke Castellan x Reader soul mate AU. When you’re cornered down a dark alleyway by some not too friendly monsters, you’re lucky that a mysterious stranger is close enough to help. Not that you needed it of course, but now that you’ve finally met your soul mate you’re not complaining!

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You clutched a sword in your hand as you ran down the dark alleyway, splashing through puddles and beginning to breathe heavily as you continued to run from the attackers that were mostly definitely still following you. Your other arm flopped uselessly at your side, only dully aching now as blood trickled into your palm from where one of the monsters that had jumped you had managed to slice you with its sharp claws. You stumbled wildly away from your attackers, the comforting glow of streetlights no longer lighting your way, the end of the alley rushing towards you as you realised with growing horror that you’d reached a dead end. Out of breath and injured you felt like screaming as you searched desperately for a way out but found none.

There were three monsters from what you could make out and you could now just about see their hulking figures casting shadows down the dimly lit alleyway. One of them scraped their claws down the side of the wall as they advanced on you, the painfully loud noise echoing around you as the others made low hissing sounds, quickly growing closer.

Regaining control of your breathing and planting your feet solidly in the ground, you straightened up and tightened your grip on your sword, raising it in front of you in a way that you at least hoped was slightly menacing as you prepared yourself to fight.  

“Little demigod all alone…” one of the monsters hissed, its row of sharp teeth contorting into vicious smile.

The three of them filled the small alleyway, leaving no possible gap for you to slip out of and no room to fight any of them individually. The larger monster who had spoken was obviously in charge, standing a few steps ahead of the other two and cocking its head as it took in a deep breath through its nose. “I can smell your fear, child, no one to save you now.”

“I don’t need saving,” you growled, probably unconvincingly as the growing pool of blood at your feet was starting to make you a tad woozy.

“Oh, are you sure about that?” the monster laughed, an odd noise that still sounded like it was mixed with a hiss.

In any other situation you would be sure; you had been training for just about your whole life and by now you could certainly look after yourself. Granted, the odds weren’t in your favour, but as long as you had your sword in your hand you felt invincible – well, as long as you didn’t pass out.

Swinging your sword in an ark in front of you threateningly, you tried to mask your fear. “How about you come over here and try me then?”

And they probably would have if the monster furthest away from you hadn’t gone down with a screaming hiss and a sword sticking out of its chest.

Whirling around in confusion, the remaining two monsters hissed in anger at the figure that’d just appeared at the opening of the alleyway. From what you could make out, the figure was a blond-haired male that definitely knew his way around a sword as he tugged it out of the monsters body and twirled it expertly in his hands.

“Lovely night for a stroll down an alley way isn’t it?” he grinned.

“Get him!” the larger monster screamed in fury. “The other one’s mine.”

You didn’t waste any more time assessing the stranger as the leader reared towards you with a hiss and its claws outstretched. In one smooth downward motion you sliced across its hands with your sword and it roared as a few of its claws clattered to the floor.

The next few minutes were a blur of hissing and metal crashing against things, but somehow you ended up back to back with the blond-haired boy.

“Why are you helping me?” you panted out as you swung your sword at the monster once more.

The one that the boy had been fighting fell to one knee as the stranger’s sword bit into it again and again. “Guess I never could resist saving a damsel in distress.”

Your blood ran cold and the sword almost clattered out of your hand. The boy’s breath also hitched as your words registered in his head. Those were the words; the ones that had been on your arm your entire life, the ones that had prompted you to learn and to train and to never be anything less than skilled fighter, because you didn’t need anyone else to save you. This boy was your soul mate.

Your soul mate’s monster collapsed to the floor with a crash as you readjusted your grip on your weapon. Putting all of your strength into one final swing, you brought your sword down onto the last monster. Its head rolled across the floor of the alleyway as you turned to the boy. “I don’t need saving.”

Taking a second to really stare at the boy that you were supposedly going to spend the rest of your life with, you took in the pale scar that ran from the bottom of his eye all the way down to his chin and almost smiled at the slightly awestruck grin on the boy’s face.

He let out a low whistle as he stuck his hand out for you to shake. “Glad to find out that my soul mate is such a badass; Luke Castellan, and you are- bleeding… oh jeez we should probably put something on that.”

“Oh yeah, to be honest I kind of forgot about that. The name’s Y/N and I’d shake your hand but I don’t really wanna get blood on it. I wasn’t in distress, just for the record, I totally could have handled it,” you grinned back at Luke.

“Well you’re definitely skilled with a sword, so I’m sure you could have. We should go for coffee sometime when you’re not bleeding out in a dark alleyway,” Luke suggested, putting his sword back into a sheath on his belt and taking your arm gently in his hands as he wrapped a piece of cloth around your wound, hesitating for a second to run his fingers softly over the tattoo that bound the two of you together.

You smiled. “I’d like that.”